Uncyclopedia:VFS

This is PIGGY. Know him. Love him. Fear him. Op my Piggy By the power unwillingly invested in me by the Uncyclopedia Community, I hereby commandeer VFS for purposes of opping my piggy. 1234 ~ 19:29, 23 January 2012 Rules Vote for PIGGY. Stop starting other votes or PIGGY will block you. That's all. Note: Lyrithya can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the cause of getting her piggy opped.

Vote now: Op Lyrithya's piggy?

• Duh. With savings. 1234 ~ 19:29, 23 January 2012
• For. The obvious choice. -- 02:41, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
• with savings!!?! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:51, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
• Extra savings. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 03:57 Jan 24, 2012
• Piggy 2012 and beyond!!! Mattsnow 03:59, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
• Piggy will end the world eleven months from now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:13, 24 January 2012
• No ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:31, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
• Why not? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:00, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
• How do you know if it's glass ? mAttlobster. (hello) 22:49, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
• Yes, yes, omygod a thousand times yes! I'd vote no, but the yippies once ran a pig for president, so there is ample precedent. Aleister 22:57 24-1-'12
• Nuurgh - I have no idea what's going on! O_o -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:40, 25 Jan
• Strong for. Piggy has been around for many years now, operating mostly under the radar but always working hard to make the site a better place. I say we finally need to recognise his immense talents and give him the sysophood he so sorely deserves. --Black Flamingo 21:30, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
• Oink -RAHB 05:39, January 28, 2012 (UTC)

Vote now: Ban Frosty

• How dare he disgrace the name of lyrithya's piggy! -- 05:42, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
• For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:44, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
• Against Bacon. Pup 09:09 25 Jan '12

Vote now: Ban Puppy

• This might just be because I don't like the word against... -- 15:38, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
• If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me. Pup 11:30 25 Jan '12

Vote now: Do you like voting?

• Yes. Voting is my favorite thing. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:14, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
• Yes. I don't have anything better to do. -- 21:20, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

Vote now: Are there too many votes on this page?

• Yes We should remove all of them, except the ones I put on here. -- 02:24, January 26, 2012 (UTC)
• Yes If we could get everyone listed above to vote on the VFH page we could get the average VFH vote count up. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:26, January 26, 2012 (UTC)

• On the "Do you like voting?" vote? I don't really think that'll do much. -- 07:48, January 28, 2012 (UTC)

Vote now: Op me in!

• No I want to keep out of shit. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 07:46, January 28, 2012 (UTC)

Vote now: Lynch PuppyOnTheRadio

1. Of course Pup 10:17 28 Jan '12
2. 'Ban Bizzeebeever ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:11, January 28, 2012 (UTC)

Vote now: Ban the next user to create a vote on this page

• For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:12, January 28, 2012 (UTC)
• Against C'mon, Frosty, it's just stupid and immature to create a joke vote. In fact... -- 21:44, January 28, 2012 (UTC)

Vote now: Remove the above vote.

• For It was funny the first, second, third, fourth, fifth and even sixth time, but seven times is one too many. -- 21:44, January 28, 2012 (UTC)
• Against was it funny the 8th time? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:39, January 28, 2012 (UTC)
• Against The very idea of removing votes shocks and appalls me. If anything we should be adding more votes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:47, January 28, 2012 (UTC)

Vote now:Should we follow Zombiebaron's advice and add more votes?

• Zombiebaron. -- 23:55, January 28, 2012 (UTC)
• Zombiebarren. Pup 11:58 28 Jan '12
• Guh? -- Zombybaren . 11:21, January 29, 2012 (UTC)

Mares eat oats/and does eat oats/and little lambs eat ivy/a kid'll eat ivy too/wouldn't you?

• Yes Aleister 00:04 29-1-'12

Bacon sandwich

• For. Did I get that right? Pup 02:32 29 Jan '12
• For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:54, January 29, 2012 (UTC)
• Against on principle, vegetarian and all, and the pig bashing thing besides, seems immature for the site to bash a pig (I think they use stun rods or something and seldom bash the things on purpose unless for lunch hour sport). Aleister 11:45 29-1-'12
• For. No contest. Ever. --UU - natter 21:02, Jan 29