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[[Image:GoldenSandwich.png|thumb|250px|The coveted golden sandwich.]]
 
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=== Vote for Sandwiches ===
 
Welcome to Uncyclopedia's '''VFS''', or '''Vote For Sandwiches''' to give it its full title.
 
   
This is the place where each month (or any other arbitrary length of time), Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for their '''favourite sandwich''' at any particular moment in time.
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==Nominations for April 2014==
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===Gluten-free sandwich===
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#{{For|Nom and For}} (A sandwich I could actually eat). {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 06:32, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{For}} Who wants to eat gluten anyway? It's practically glue! --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 06:46, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
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#{{Against}} Give 'em all IBS! {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:54 am 15 Apr 2014}}
   
The winner shall be proclaimed '''''{{cl|red|Sandwich of the Month}}''''', and shall have the exclusive honour of being eaten by some, all, or no Uncyclopedia admins. Pictures may or may not be posted at their discretion.
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===Marmite on Toast (the sandwich version)===
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#{{For}} Stonkingly good!{{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:53, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
   
=== Rules ===
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===The Earl of Sandwich's brains and feet stuffed inside his intestines, dried out before being put between two slices of brown bread===
* Only '''sandwiches''' may be nominated.<sup>†</sup>
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* All nominations must be edible by humans.
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#{{For}} Bloody marvellous!{{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 12:53, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
* Votes are limited to '''1''' per household.
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#{{For}} Needs more testicles though. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|09:03 pm 15 Apr 2014}}
* IPs may only nominate '''<u>half</u> a sandwich'''.<sup>∆</sup>
 
* When nominating a sandwich, you must describe it in as much detail as you feel like.
 
 
:<small>†: Though "sandwich" could mean anything.</small>
 
:<small>∆: Half sandwiches may be combined to form a full sandwich by two IPs.</small>
 
 
Please note: anyone caught disobeying the rules will face either an '''instant ban''', '''infinite decapitation''', or '''both'''.
 
 
''NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against awesome sandwiches, such as - beans on toast''
 
 
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=Past Winners=
 
'''Schnitzel sandwich''' &bull;
 
'''[[Nigger Dogshit Sandwich]]''' &bull;
 
'''[[Ménage à Trois]]''' &bull;
 
'''Double Cheeseburger?''' &bull;
 
'''That sandwich my mom used to make me whenever there was a snow day''' &bull;
 
'''[[Chicken]] [[Parmesan]][[User:CheddarBBQ|o]]''' &bull;
 
'''[[Knuckle sandwich]]''' &bull;
 
'''THE Grinder''' &bull;
 
'''[[Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905]]''' &bull;
 
'''[[:File:Bacon sandwich.jpg|Bacon Sandwich]]''' &bull;
 
'''[[User:Mnbvcxz/UnRecipies:BUTT POOP!!!! Sandwich|BUTT POOP!!!! Sandwich]]''' &bull;
 
'''[[Fries with that]] Sandwich''' &bull;
 
'''[[Bread]] & [[Butter]] Sandwich''' &bull;
 
'''[[Wikipedia:Team Fortress|Sandvich]]''' &bull;
 
'''The sandwich that a kind black man shared with me''' &bull;
 
'''{{U|Zombiebaron}}''' &bull;
 
'''[[Taco]]''' &bull;
 
'''[[User:CheddarBBQ|My]] [[penis]] between two pieces of bread''' &bull;
 
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKRsMhb2pho&feature=related A sandwich which is certainly not a song]''' &bull;
 
'''[[:File:Bread jesus.jpg|A jesus sandwich]]''' &bull;
 
'''[[User:Lyrithya|Me]]''' &bull;
 
'''An allegorical sandwich''' &bull;
 
'''[[Sushi]]''' &bull;
 
'''[[Sheep shagging|Wait:What?]]''' &bull;
 
'''[[:File:Michael Jackson toast.jpg|Toasted Michael Jackson on white bread]]''' &bull;
 
'''[[:File:Sand witch.jpg|Sand witch]]''' &bull;
 
'''[[:File:Friendlys-Grilled-Cheese-BurgerMelt.jpg|Sandwich Sandwich]]''' &bull;
 
'''Tomato and cucumber on whole wheat, with only mustard and bean sprouts''' &bull;
 
'''Admin sandwich''' &bull;
 
'''Pink Taco''' &bull;
 
'''[[:File:Body sandwich.jpg]]''' &bull;
 
'''An open penis sandwich with maple syrup''' &bull;
 
'''Boobs sandwich'''
 
 
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==New sysops or something==
 
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*Nah. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 04:50, November 6, 2012 (UTC)
 
*Not with this small fucking userbase. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 07:05, November 6, 2012 (UTC)
 
*Boo I wanna play.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121106072305}}
 
*nope.avi {{User:Yrtneg/etc/signature1}} 00:43, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
 
*Is it the tenth yet? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|04:25 17 Nov}}
 

Latest revision as of 21:03, April 15, 2014

GoldenSandwich
The coveted golden sandwich.

Vote for Sandwiches

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's VFS, or Vote For Sandwiches to give it its full title.

This is the place where each month (or any other arbitrary length of time), Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for their favourite sandwich at any particular moment in time.

The winner shall be proclaimed Sandwich of the Month, and shall have the exclusive honour of being eaten by some, all, or no Uncyclopedia admins. Pictures may or may not be posted at their discretion.

Rules

  • Only sandwiches may be nominated.
  • All nominations must be edible by humans.
  • Votes are limited to 1 per household.
  • IPs may only nominate half a sandwich.
  • When nominating a sandwich, you must describe it in as much detail as you feel like.
†: Though "sandwich" could mean anything.
∆: Half sandwiches may be combined to form a full sandwich by two IPs.

Please note: anyone caught disobeying the rules will face either an instant ban, infinite decapitation, or both.

NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against awesome sandwiches, such as - beans on toast

Edit


Past Winners

Schnitzel sandwichNigger Dogshit SandwichMénage à TroisDouble Cheeseburger?That sandwich my mom used to make me whenever there was a snow dayChicken ParmesanoKnuckle sandwichTHE GrinderBacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905Bacon SandwichBUTT POOP!!!! SandwichFries with that SandwichBread & Butter SandwichSandvichThe sandwich that a kind black man shared with meZombiebaronTacoMy penis between two pieces of breadA sandwich which is certainly not a songA jesus sandwichMeAn allegorical sandwichSushiWait:What?Toasted Michael Jackson on white breadSand witchSandwich SandwichTomato and cucumber on whole wheat, with only mustard and bean sproutsAdmin sandwichPink TacoFile:Body sandwich.jpgAn open penis sandwich with maple syrupBoobs sandwich
Edit the winners

For full details, root through your stool

edit Nominations for April 2014

edit Gluten-free sandwich

Score: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For (A sandwich I could actually eat). -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:32, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Who wants to eat gluten anyway? It's practically glue! --ChiefjusticeGameCube 06:46, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Give 'em all IBS!                               Puppy's talk page08:54 am 15 Apr 2014

edit Marmite on Toast (the sandwich version)

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Stonkingly good!Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:53, April 15, 2014 (UTC)

edit The Earl of Sandwich's brains and feet stuffed inside his intestines, dried out before being put between two slices of brown bread

Score: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Bloody marvellous!Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:53, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Needs more testicles though.                               Puppy's talk page09:03 pm 15 Apr 2014
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