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Tasty sandwich. [edit] Vote for Sandwiches Welcome to Uncyclopedia's VFS, or Vote For Sandwiches to give it its full title. This is the place where each month (or any other arbitrary length of time), Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for their favourite sandwich at any particular moment in time. The winner shall be proclaimed Sandwich of the Month, and shall have the exclusive honour of being eaten by some, all, or no Uncyclopedia admins. Pictures may or may not be posted at their discretion. [edit] Rules Only sandwiches may be nominated.† All nominations must be edible by humans. Votes are limited to 1 per household. IPs may only nominate half a sandwich.∆ When nominating a sandwich, you must describe it in as much detail as you feel like. †: Though "sandwich" could mean anything. ∆: Half sandwiches may be combined to form a full sandwich by two IPs. Please note: anyone caught disobeying the rules will face either an instant ban, infinite decapitation, or both. NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against awesome sandwiches, such as - beans on toast

[edit] Past Winners

Schnitzel sandwich • Nigger Dogshit Sandwich • Ménage à trois • Double Cheeseburger? • That sandwich my mom used to make me whenever there was a snow day • Chicken Parmesano • Knuckle sandwich • THE Grinder • Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905

[edit] Nominations for February

[edit] Beer Sausage on White Bread with mustard and taking a bite of a Hostess Cup Cake at the same time

• Nom and for That's it, as described. I ate that for years as a youngster, day after day. I've told people about it ever since, and only two tried it, and both liked it. Love at first bite, or at least at the first bite of the sandwich and the Hostess Cup Cake at the same time. Aleister in Chains 1:53 1 Feb. MMX
• Comment. Dude, that sounds kinda gross. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:20, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

It does sound gross, but give it a try. If I LIKE PIE had this sandwich he'd change his name to I LIKE BEER SAUSAGE ON WHITE BREAD WITH MUSTARD AND TAKING A BITE OF A HOSTESS CUP CAKE AT THE SAME TIME, and then he wouldn't get banned every time he logged on. Aleister in Chains 22:18 Super Bowl Sunday MMX

Seriously, someone try it and give your opinion. This is not a joke entry, even though it sounds like one. Somehow the combination, at least as I remember it, was perfect. Aleister in Chains 23:06 8 Feb. MMX

[edit] sausage lol

• sausage lol --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:06, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
• For|sausage lol 23:11, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

Oh yeah. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 02:07, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Bacon Sandwich

• Nom and for Well I have had it with all these modern fancy ass lardy-dardy sandwiches which we have been getting of on VFS of late. I think it's time we went back to the basic first principles of sandwich husbandry and remembered what really matters in a sandwich, and that's bacon. I don't care if you are religious. I don't care if you are vegetarian. You all want it, and you know it. MrN  02:10, Feb 1
• Yay Bacon!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 02:30, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Quorn bacon. Not tasty, but whatever satisfies my butterfly-tip conscience in the kitchen. --•••••• WAR KICKS ASS!!!!! PEACE RULES!!!!!! VEGGIES FAIL BIG TIME meat is MURDER EUTHANASIA IS WRONG MERCY DEATH IS FINE - Are you IN or are you OUT of the LOOP? 14:18, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
• Yes... bacon... If I ever come back as a zombie and groan something, it'll definitely be "Baaacccoooonnnnn", to the tune of "Brains", except that I don't like brains... anyway, what the hell --Sakai4eva 06:04, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Against, if you're going to use meat, make it something like Al's up there. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 06:08, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

So you are going to nom the sandwich below, and then vote against this one? What kinda voting process do you think we are running here??? I don't know. If we allow this kinda thing to set in, all hell will break loose... MrN  17:34, Feb 8

[edit] Peanut Butter Sandwich

• Nom and forThis one is a delicious classic. Remember the old days when you ate these as a kid? HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 22:01, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

As a kid? I still eat them, but now with real peanut butter and not the Skippy crap that takes the peanut oil out of the jars and replaces it with cottonseed oil or some other poison. And whole fruit jelly too, ummmmmm. Aleister in Chains 22:22 Super Bowl Sunday MMX

I do that too, still. But some people may not. I don't know. This sandwich deserves this award, especially since vegetarians can't eat bacon </smearcampaign> HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 22:26, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

On whole grain bread! The cheap peanut butter companies pump air into their product, people that use them and nothing else have probably never seen real peanut butter. I'm a vegetarian, but did you see my sandwich nom above? Any meateater should try that sandwich, and to me a bacon sandwich sounds gross (Continuing the smear campaign.) Al, a few minutes later.

[edit] Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich

• Tasty nom'n'for. Can't have one without the other... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM UotM PotM RotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H WIF~} Monday, 16:40, Feb 8 2010

[edit] Spanish-Polish-Brazilian Sandwich

• For and nom This is a sandwich invented by Polish Formula 1 commentator Andrzej Borowczyk who used this expression to describe a situation in which Robert Kubica (POL) was driving behind Fernando Alonso (SPA) and in front of Rubens Barrichello (BRA). Ptok-Bentoniczny^Mów!_{I've been nominated for RotM! Vote me! Election is usually won by the one who doesn't deserve it!} 23:12, February 8, 2010 (UTC)