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Stalin_Jamming.gif

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Uncaptioned Untunes:Main Page Image credit: User:Tom_mayfair Image Credit:User:Sockpuppet_of_an_unregistered_user Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Uncycloperson (talk) 20:23, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For and Nom Who doesn't jam to Communism?--Uncycloperson (talk) 20:23, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

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BNP rally.

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BNP rally. Image credit: Digi Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 4.5
Nomination:	Sir ScottPat UnS CUN VFH (talk) 18:37, April 9, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5	For and Nom Great photo. Sir ScottPat CUN VFH UnS NotM(talk) 16:39, May 26, 2013 (UTC) For. Brilliant. Well photoshopped. Amazingly funny--69.118.25.149 13:03, April 20, 2013 (UTC) For. -- TALK vandalizements contribs 10:57, May 26, 2013 (UTC) For.It had my vote at AAAAAA!--Uncycloperson (talk) 20:34, June 10, 2013 (UTC) Boner. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 09:00, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

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747 (Clean version)

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In addition to to its military applications, napalm can also be used to cover up underage nudity. Image credit: user:Unununium Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2 flaming children
Nomination:	Mn-z 01:35, March 30, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For. Because flaming children are less offensive than naked children. --Mn-z 01:35, March 30, 2013 (UTC) For. On a serious note, this pic is well chopped considering the black and white aspect and the difficulty factor of 9. The feature should go to both users - the one who added the realistic and proper-era plane and to Unununium for setting the exhibitionist on fire. Aleister 10:08 29-3-'13
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

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John McEnroe Pong

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Add a funny caption here Image credit: Pup Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 10:18 01 Mar 2013
For Votes: 2	Selfie. I'm quite happy with this one. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 10:18 01 Mar 2013 Clever. Even though it has no penis or Lincoln. This is a good twist on an old image/icon. Aleister 18:54 7-3-'13 for the required two votes to get this over the top
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

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Mythbusting Masturbation

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"Go on, measure it!" Image credit: Maniac1075 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 4.5
Nomination:	Aleister
For Votes: 4.5	Obvious feature. Aleister 11:37 26-2-'13 Sick, twisted, and preverse. Definite Boner. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 11:39 26 Feb 2013 Oh yes... works for me. Nice GoldFishRock  contribs talk    Wednesday, 19 June 2013 10:43 Sure, why not. This guy seems like the type of prick i'd get along with.---Maniac1075Complain Here 09:00, March 5, 2013 (UTC) Amazing--69.118.25.149 13:05, April 20, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

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Penisman

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The triumphant return of Penisman! Saving Internets around the globe from squeamishness and censored cocks! Image credit: http://boners.com Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2
Nomination:	Kip
For Votes: 1	For -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:58, Jan. 29, 2013 EDIT: Never mind, it's not original to Uncy. An obvious feature Aleister 11:34 26-2-'13
Against Votes: 3	Against. Crouton-Logic 22:47, Feb 13, 2013 Against. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:22, February 13, 2013 (UTC) Against. - Only a matter of time before Wikia finds and forces us to censor this one too. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:46, February 26, 2013 (UTC) Against. - It's just a picture... not edited, probably copyrighted... could use a few more dicks on it I suppose?---Maniac1075Complain Here 09:03, March 5, 2013 (UTC) Against. - Just.... no.... -- TALK vandalizements contribs 12:44, May 12, 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Err... what? --Crouton-Logic: "Normal is just a setting on a dryer." (talk) 04:51, February 13, 2013 (UTC) I think some people just like to stare at dick. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:22, February 13, 2013 (UTC) Déjà vu. The more things change, the more they stay the same. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 13:43, Jan. 29, 2013 Invalid nom not original, since there is a watermark on the image. Also, spiritual against. --Mn-z 14:07, January 29, 2013 (UTC)

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Lincoln sings

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Abraham Lincoln sings the Gettysburg Address Image credit: Romartus Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2 people with derringers
Nomination:	Aleister
For Votes: 3	For. Sir ScottPat UnS CUN VFH (talk) 18:29, April 9, 2013 (UTC) No need for words, featureworthy. Aleister 12:00 25-1-'13 For. Think of the possibilities. Lincoln Park, Lincoln/Elvis sing along, "Many Species of Tall Furry Politicians Gathered Together in a Cave and Groovin' with a Pict."--Uncycloperson (talk) 12:00, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	didnt really like it--Pizzawiki2 (talk) 03:41, April 6, 2013 (UTC)
Comments	not so funny

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Moses Purple

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Often considered "the purplest-wearing slave you ever did see." Uncle Tom "Moses" Purple is famous for his work picking Sen. John Calhoun's cotton as well as his purplicity Image credit: Jdlrando Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2 shades of purple
Nomination:	Mn-z 19:55, January 11, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For. I was looking for old stuff to delete, and thought this was funny. --Mn-z 19:55, January 11, 2013 (UTC) Moses Purple. hahahahahahahahahahaha Aleister 18:04 24-1-'13
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

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Uncyclopedia's patron, Oscar Wilde, dropping the truth on you bitches.

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Exodus 32: 15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written. 16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables. Image credit: Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 11
Nomination:	~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 4 '13 5:14 (UTC) 05:14, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 15	Zombiebaron. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 4 '13 5:14 (UTC) Bombiezaron -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:59, January 4, 2013 (UTC) Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:11, January 4, 2013 (UTC) norabeibomZ --Skizzerz 06:16, January 4, 2013 (UTC) 1234JKL <3 --1234JKL (talk) 06:26, January 4, 2013 (UTC) Boner. Greatest image in history. -RAHB 07:15, January 4, 2013 (UTC) For - Let the exodus begin. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 14:02, Jan. 4, 2013 Things say for //Roye*W*D*M*7777777\\ 16:43, January 4, 2013 (UTC) Spot on -- CartoonistHenning 16:45, January 4, 2013 (UTC) And it was good... — SG1 [citation needed] 20:31, January 4, 2013 (UTC) Obvs. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 04:15, January 5, 2013 (UTC) No boner, but totally For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:57, 5 January 2013 Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:06, January 5, 2013 (UTC) For. per above. --Mn-z 18:43, January 7, 2013 (UTC) For this is God's will.-- Sir Sinner blah blah 00:51, February 14, 2013 (UTC) For. Four legs good, two legs bad! What that about mob mentality? --Uncycloperson (talk) 20:46, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against. Because too texty. Because head swap. Because sometimes mob mentality is stupid. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:28, February 13, 2013 (UTC) Against. per above, and no longer hating Wikia as much as I used to. --Mn-z 13:44, February 13, 2013 (UTC) Against. for the obvious reason. Seriously - grow up. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 10:54 21 Feb 2013 Against. Advocates have voted with their feet. Spıke ¬ 13:47 21-Feb-13

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Funny Image Puss

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Pussy in boots take it all the way Image credit: Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1 Pussies in boots
Nomination:	SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:00, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Nom + for --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:00, December 11, 2012 (UTC) For. I likes it --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 16:24, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Too texty. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:17, December 15, 2012 (UTC) Against. Works as a side joke but not as a featured image. --Prätt Körp (talk) 04:18, January 1, 2013 (UTC) Against. per above. --Mn-z 18:44, January 7, 2013 (UTC)

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FU Uncyclopedia!

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F U. Sincerely, Dexter111344 Image credit: Dexter111344 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 9:39 (UTC) 09:39, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 6	I was told to do this. Don't blame the messenger. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 9:39 (UTC) Strong for Dexter I miss you. Fuck whoever or whatever made you this pissed off at us. But I want you back damn it! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:41, December 6, 2012 (UTC) For - You're so vain you probably think this image is about you. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 09:46, Dec. 6, 2012 For. I'm still confused as to why you took that picture in a cave in the middle of the night but whatever. (talk) 06:59, 10 December 2012 He has the fingers of a guitarist. And has an obvious light phobia. Aleister 12:47 crissmiss'12 Lol. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:48, 1 January 2013
Against Votes: 5	FU DEXTER -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:15, December 15, 2012 (UTC) Huh?? -- Sir Sinner blah blah 12:41, December 16, 2012 (UTC) Dexter used to be a kewl uzer here but then he left and when we asked him to come back this was his response and so "FU Dexter" and... um... yeah, explaining the joke never works. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 16 '12 12:50 (UTC) Against. Because secretly, I think he'd want me to do this. --UU - natter 21:33, Dec 21 Against. I'm scared of the dark. --Prätt Körp (talk) 04:21, January 1, 2013 (UTC) Against. bad inside joke. --Mn-z 18:44, January 7, 2013 (UTC)

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Adventuretime.png

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Expedition Time! Come on, grab your guides We'll go to very distant lands With Lewis the Governor and Clark the veteran The fun will never end, it's Expedition Time! Image credit: Nikau (talk) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 8
Nomination:	Nikau (talk) 11:15, November 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 9	Made it. --Nikau (talk) 11:15, November 28, 2012 (UTC) FFFFFFFFFF-- ~[ths] UotM 23:43, 12/03/2012 For. Yes, yes, yes, yes!-- Sir Sinner blah blah 14:43, December 9, 2012 (UTC) For. Cool. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:02, December 11, 2012 (UTC) Math. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:16, December 15, 2012 (UTC) Like. Aleister 12:42 chricstmas daze Boner. Grab your rucksack kids. --Prätt Körp (talk) 04:22, January 1, 2013 (UTC) Regular Expedition -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:30, January 2, 2013 (UTC) For. The more I looked at it, the more I liked it. I do believe it is good.--Uncycloperson (talk) 12:04, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. I like Adventure Time as much as the next man-child, but I am not really seeing what is funny about this picture. Sorry. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:32, February 13, 2013 (UTC)

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Vlad "Ludicrous" Tepes

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Vlad the Ridiculous, a rare oil painting Image credit: Sinner George Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:	Sir Sinner blah blah 23:22, October 23, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	For. It isn't gonna make it, but I'll give it a try.-- Sir Sinner blah blah 23:22, October 23, 2012 (UTC) For. -- 00:29, October 25, 2012 (UTC) For. Vlad you could make it --Prätt Körp (talk) 13:52, October 25, 2012 (UTC) Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:33, October 26, 2012 (UTC) For. currently being the funniest image on this page. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:35, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against.Seems a bit fucking pointless. But it's still funny. Most things everywhere are pointless though including pictures that are funny and unpointless. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Reallybloodymental (talk • contribs) Against Not doing it for me. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:09, November 3, 2012 (UTC) Against. not funny --Mn-z 18:45, January 7, 2013 (UTC) Against. also not finding it particularly funny. --Dame 22:36, June 2, 2013 (UTC) Against. There doesn't seem to be any use for it. Also it is randomly unfunny.--Uncycloperson (talk) 11:52, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
Comments	dude,this is awesome!