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Benson of the Month Badge

Featured picture candidate

The Benson of the Month award is one of the most highly prestigious and coveted awards in all of Uncyclopedia, and is so rare that only one person has ever won it.

Image credit: Hrodulf
Archive - Discuss this image

NomFor. Even if you don't support HIS MAJESTY, you must admit this is a sweet badge, and a great forum topic to boot. --User:Nintendorulez 04:12, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
For Just because (let's see if we all get banned for this little bit of VFP folderol). --Hrodulf 04:22, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

  • No. Just, no. Even if I cared about "he who speaks in all-caps", and I don't, the pic doesn't look like a badge. VFP is for the best, the funniest, and whatnot; not the Bensonist.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:35, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I know this has no chance of winning, I just want to see if I can get banned again over meaningless bullshit. --Hrodulf 04:42, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
    Gunning for UGotM?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:05, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I prefer to think of it as seeing how little it takes to anger the mindless wasps' nest and trigger the inevitable, unfunny, disproportionate and predictable reaction. Hm, so in other words, yes, I suppose.--Hrodulf 05:08, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Republican Pond Whale

Score:+2 Republicans
Featured picture candidate

The Republican party once considered using the pond whale as their symbol because of the whale's diet, which consists of Mexicans.

Image credit: Benson
Archive - Discuss this image

  • Nom and For Just cuz I love this pic. Jaybenad 01:49, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment This should be a png. (Or a better-encoded jpg.) If BENSON fixes this, I'll certainly probably vote for, and if not, I'll only probably maybe vote for. --monika 01:56, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR How can BENSON not vote for his own puny picture? Benson 02:14, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Am I stupid because I don't get the caption? —rc (t) 02:48, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
I just assumed that it was random humor without a real point...so I guess I'm stupid too. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:50, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Upon reading the article, I've discovered that it is the whale that eats Mexicans, not the Republican Party, as I originally parsed it. Caption could use fixing. --monika 03:02, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
I did a simple fix that makes your interpritation old and no longer possible, I hope. --Sir Zombiebaron 03:05, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR! HOW CAN I NOT VOTE FOR A PICTURE MADE BY BENSON? --General Insineratehymn 02:59, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Let me point out that it is commonly accepted practice that we are not voting for users, but for the images they make/made. --Sir Zombiebaron 03:03, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against with the caption it makes no sense, but w/o it the pic is competing w/parodies that are better (like the one w/Cthulhu).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:05, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • against how can i not vote for a picture made by benson? --Sir Zombiebaron 05:27, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - Uhh... --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 12:05, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Damn democrats! MorningGlory 16:47, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR, FOR GREAT BENSON -- Vosnul 17:50, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For this picture is better than you! Pood 18:01, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Me no laugh.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:48, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • BENSONFOR. --User:Nintendorulez 04:12, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Obiwan Keroppi

Score:+6 Force Sensitive Toads
Featured picture candidate

Spawn Wars - A Newt Hop: Proving that Yoda is not the most famous frog faced Jedi, Obiwan Keroppi was George Lucas' first attempt to tap into the lucrative Japanese market.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

  • N+F I like this, it made me laugh which is always a bonus. Also would be nice to see a few more cartoon images nommed in here, we have so many "photoshopped images", it would make a nice change. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 0:10, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Nice concept & well done, ZB. ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 00:19, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I like Star Wars, I like Clone Wars, I like ZB, and I like this image.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:09, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:10, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I like Sanrio? --monika 01:11, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Whore what do you expect from me, eh? --Sir Zombiebaron 01:21, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 01:50, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, although I just woke up and, sadly, left my bag of witty comments in dreamland.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:01, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Sadly, Against - For now. The plain white background is bugging me. Do sumtin' 'bout that. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:51, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
If you have a suggestion I'd love to hear it. --Sir Zombiebaron 08:08, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Completely unrelated suggestion: How does he look with about three pixels of neck? --monika 12:08, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Alot worse, truse me I played around with the neck for hours. --Sir Zombiebaron 18:41, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Just something Star Wars-esque, preferably from the Clone Wars cartoon. Anything but the white, the white bugs me. Also, you're gonna get banned again if you keep using "alot". -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:39, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Osama bin Grinchen

Score:+6 stolen presents
Featured picture candidate

Osama bin Grinchen has declared Jihad on the holiday season and commands Islamists to ruin it for infidel children worldwide

Image credit: Modusoperandi
Archive - Discuss this image

Nematode Worms

Score:+4 cases of indigestion
Featured picture candidate

Ascaris scorned the Banana Peel Bomb in favour of the powerful Shitgun. Pinworm wouldn't know what had hit him.

Image credit: Huffers
Archive - Discuss this image

  • Nom + For This is a seriously well made image and is pretty funny; a game about parasitic tapeworms firing at each other with “shitguns” inside a human's intestines. Weri long wang 14:34, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional For Good image, crap caption. If someone improves the caption, consider this a for.--Kenmcfa 17:53, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR, by the way.--Vosnul 22:12, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against While it works well within its article, its barely funny at low resolution (where I can barely see that the things are worms), and I don't understand the word "Nematode". --Sir Zombiebaron 23:26, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR for myself, because I've never had a featured image before :) --Huffers 00:09, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR Because he told me that if I didn't vote him - he'd break up with me :-( --Ushi 00:20, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, as Zb (less the bit about not knowing about nematodes. I know nematodes 'cause of their cameos on Spongebob) --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:03, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Oh, the hours I whiled away playing Worms 2 back in the day. It does need an actual caption though. —rc (t) 03:09, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • No way. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 06:20, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR Very well made, it feels like you could actually be looking at a screenshot from (Nematode) Worms 2. On the issue of the anatomical validity of the argument (does this really matter?), the rugae of the intestinal wall have a vaguely similar structure to the gyri of the brain, and in the cartoony background used the two would likely be indistinguishable RossMM 09:09, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, cos although it's not that funny out of the context of the article it is very well made indeed - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 01:21, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
  • 3. --L 03:23, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For; long have I pondered this image, and I came to the conclusion that the "pseudo-tiling" and such are nice work. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:46, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - Seriously, what the hell? --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 12:05, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • also against Yeah, what is this? Pood 18:03, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
See [1] and [2]. Does that answer? --Sir Jam 18:10, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Yes, but it's still gay. --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 22:50, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

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Score:+15 Foul tasting fowl
Featured picture candidate

And they said it couldn't be done.

Image credit: Tom mayfair
Archive - Discuss this image

Featuredrc (t) 07:15, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

  • N&F - Fingerlickin' good..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 20:31, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I know someone who worked in KFC and they said this sort of thing actually happened... maybe. -- Hindleyite 20:39, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Wasnt this nommed before...? -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 23:23, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment It was but it was a different version. Similar but not the same at all.SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 23:26, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
Corn, Please. How is that a reason for voting against? Maybe if you had said "It was nommed before, and it was crap then and it is crap now" but basing you're vote off something that once happened has nothing to do with the image it self, which ulimately is what we are voting upon. --Sir Zombiebaron 13:54, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. that's frickin' hilarious... also, what has a different version being nommed got to do with your voting against it you miserable hater? :P --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:35, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment -I didnt know it was a different version, but I voted against the concept last time. Hey, dont hate the player hate the game... -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 23:38, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. However, the "Foul tasting fowl" is really great. I often work off those words, since I hate fowl. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 23:41, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For fried boxes.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:40, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • for Heh, heh.--User:Czar Yah/sig 05:23, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:55, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Even though VFP logic would suggest that I flame it into the fiery pits of fchking hell for all the wrong reasons, since that logic is the most inconsequent form of reason I have have ever come across, I vote For. - Vosnul 08:54, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 13:28, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Much imporved over the crap version I remember. Good job, --Sir Zombiebaron 13:54, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Four Teh cl3v3r. -- 16:30, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • KForC Nothing like a live chicken to eat, keeps the instincts near the surface NeoZidane CUNTSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb Headbutt extraordinaire


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