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== All nominations ==
 
== All nominations ==

Latest revision as of 12:17, January 29, 2011


Nominate an image you find excellent.

  • Make sure you sign your votes with --~~~~ or the "your signature with timestamp" button on the edit screen.
  • You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want.
  • Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that.
  • Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured.
  • Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original.
  • When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page.

Things to be aware of

  • Do not remove or archive nominations. Loser admins will see to that.
  • You can see all previously featured images here, or on the archived voting pages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. To vote on previously featured images, use Uncyclopedia:PFP.
  • Please read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before nominating your own image. You are also encouraged to submit your image to Image Review for peer opinions before you list it on VFP.
  • If you are changing your vote, either remove the original vote OR strike it through with the appropriate HTML tag and change the # to ## so your comment won't mess up the vote numbering. Finally, update the votecounts.
Hitlerbear

Hitlerbear reminds you to focus on quality.

Nominate

All nominations

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Bible Collector's Edition

Featured picture candidate
BCEcouv

Image credit: WiiKend
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2 copies for sale
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:46, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Seeing the nom below reminded me of this other great piece of Biblical imagery. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:46, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:11, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

[vote]

Bible Warning Label

Featured picture candidate
BibleWarningLabel

Warning label on Bible

Label reads: WARNING: This is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally.
CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.
EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucinations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilities, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to, fanaticism, murder, and genocide.

Image credit: Thue
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3 copies printed
Nomination: TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 15:16, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For Amazing! TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 15:14, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:29, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:33, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

[vote]

Nigella Isn't Working.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Nigella Isn't Working

A cartoon resembling the famous 'Labour Isn't Working' Saatchi brothers' poster, drawn and photographed by me. Making fun of how Charles Saatchi manipulated court and public opinion when he was divorcing his wife Nigella Lawson--similar to how his negative propaganda for the Tories works/worked.

Image credit: --Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:44, May 31, 2014 (UTC)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 line(s) of cocaine
Nomination: Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:14, May 31, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. I am nominating my own image here: a cartoon I drew (perhaps a little less sophisticated than all the fancy computer-photoshop stuff--Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:14, May 31, 2014 (UTC)
  2. After the explanation, I see the joke very well and find it funny. I am afraid that many others won't understand, so I think it needs an explanation in the caption, which will be displayed on the main page if the image is featured, and a funny one, if possible. But I still like it. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:47, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Not funny TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:30, June 25, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • I would vote by I know little about the case. Is the picture of a hoover sucking up dust and why is that relevant to Nigela? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:08, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
It's supposed to be a straw sucking up a line of cocaine, which Nigella was supposedly addicted to.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 15:24, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
[vote]

CheckpointCharlieSign.png

Featured picture candidate
CheckpointCharlieSign

Checkpoint Charlie was the only Berlin Wall crossing point where the authorities used humour as a weapon against those who tried to cross it.

Image credit: ScottPat
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 5 fugitive(s)
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:36, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote For. Very funny. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:36, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. If a Russian nommed it then it must be good! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:05, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. I love the 'EVVIL CEKTOPA' and faux-cyrillic 'CONGRATULATIONS!'--Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:08, May 31, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:35, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Kirbylover314 (talk) 01:15, July 5, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

[vote]

Wendy O. Williams

Featured picture candidate
Wendyowtf

Wendy Orlean Williams, the lead singer for the American band The Plasmatics, as seen by some members of her audience.

Image credit: Maniac1075
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1
Nomination: Phrank Psinatra (talk) 20:55, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and For. Phrank Psinatra (talk) 20:55, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:27, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. --TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:17, June 20, 2014 (UTC)
Comments

I think this took sufficient work with 'shop or Gimp to get this to work. Good job!

[vote]

File:GalleryofWTF.png

Featured picture candidate
GalleryofWTF

The 21st century realist art left many masterpieces. The Gallery of World's Tableaux of Fame hosts many artworks from different parts of the world.

Image credit: 90s Kid21
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 5 quid for entrance
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:03, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for Great quality of photoshop and an original approach to famous images! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:03, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. - Phrank Psinatra (talk) 10:10, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Yes! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:55, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Amazing!--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 15:34, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. --Kirbylover314 (talk) 23:09, July 3, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

[vote]

PsychoFurniture.jpg

Featured picture candidate
PsychoFurniture

Even though in the 20th century activists managed to abolish the price-based segregation, the cases of discrimination against cheap furniture are still frequent, and the consequences are harmful for both the victims and the offenders.

Image credit: ScottPat
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2 Killer beds
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:47, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Great! One of ScottPat's best images. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:47, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Flying beds! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:41, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

[vote]

Ken Dodd Strange Fruit

Featured picture candidate
Kendoddstrangefruit(pale)

Official album sleeve of Ken Dodd's classic Strange Fruit LP from 1939 has been digitally coloured for the pleasure of one's optical jellies.

Image credit: Sir Mac Boswell
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 5
Nomination: GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  23:26, March 12, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For I forgot this existed. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  23:26, March 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Tears? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:52, March 13, 2014 (UTC)\
  3. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:10, March 19, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 23:12, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:58, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. This reminds me of the website lpcoverlover --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:52, March 13, 2014 (UTC)
    The letters that are on the costume are almost invisible. Could you move them a bit, please, and also make them bigger? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:30, March 13, 2014 (UTC)
    No, the size is fine, just the location... Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:10, March 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Anton my dear boy, you assume I've doctored this in some way? I think it's beautiful as it already is, as it's original designer intended. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  15:32, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
[vote]

Bonnieheart

Featured picture candidate
Bonnieheart

The DVD cover of Bonnieheart, the sequel to Braveheart which covered the life of Bonnie Prince Charlie.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:53, July 13, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:53, July 13, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:55, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Nice and thanks for fixing it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:26, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. As a fan of Scotland, I vote no. Aleister 17:59 28-3-14
Against Votes: 1
  1. AgainstGreen Slightly Against. The frames are uneven, the original image of the horse rider (which by the way is of low quality) is poorly chopped, and so is Charles' head (which overlaps the orange frame). The attempts to fix those bad 'shoops with MS Paint's brush tool only made 'em worse. Lastly, I'd prefer it if you didn't use MS Paint text on a movie poster. I'm going to come out and say it and please don't take this the wrong way but this shoop's kinda bad. However, you've obviously dedicated a lot of time into making this image, and I acknowledge that it's a good result, considering your limited resources on image editing software (I'm guessing you only have MS Paint?). These reasons would've made me vote a Symbol for vote For for this, if I were to judge on the effort and not on the overall outcome. Word of advice, try out GIMP, it's a free graphics editor that's pretty much like Photoshop. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:43, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
Not MS paint, no. One below, Powerpoint. I understand what you say and appreciate your view. I'm afraid that to be able to change it (thanks to the nature that I saved it with) I would have to start again, something I'm not prepared to do on that. I can attempt to fix the areas where the frame is uneven. The hat is intentionally meant to break the frame. But what's more important is that you voted and are keeping this area of the site alive so thanks a lot! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:02, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  1. There is a slight problem with the head, I think. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:26, March 2, 2014 (UTC)
    How do you mean? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:10, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
    It's breaking the frame and there is a very small bit of the old head that did not get erased, I think. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:13, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
    Look closely at his right cheek. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:14, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
    I can erase the last bit of the head, sorry. However it is intended to break the frame as that is how DVD covers look too. The main thing is whether you get the joke or not! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:19, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
    I get the joke, so I'll vote! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:26, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
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