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*'''Against''': I don't get it. [[User:RadicalX|R]] 13:28, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
 
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== Jarhead ==
 
== Jarhead ==

Revision as of 21:25, February 14, 2007

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Meta-VFP

Score:+2 unhappy zombies.
Featured picture candidate
Recursion

Caption

Image credit: AmericanBastard
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  • Nom & nunquam suffragium pro vestri Useless critic. --AmericanBastard 01:08, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR I get it. Brilliant satire. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:01, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For zombie will murder this with a rusty steak knife for being 100% text but I read it and it was hilarious. I sorta think it should be an actual ARTICLE though. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 02:11, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- herr doktor needsAV2 Rocket [scream!] 02:18, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 02:19, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Against No. Really. I can't tell you how much I love it when you mention my name. BUT THE B IS LOWER CASE. I mean really. Other then that...well...you know how much I love those text based jokes. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:28, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. True (I'm third from the top), but way too much of an in-joke. It would work as a part of the intro for Reefer Desk, however.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:31, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Would not work at all on the front page. Spang talk 02:46, 14 Feb 2007
  • Strong for Holy shit this is good --GAMESPOT=666 03:05, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • A☭AINST, my name isn't in it. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 03:12, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
comment, You need to stand out more... VFP needs a troll; do something rash w/ your scoring... Wait, you voted For on every VFP nom except this one... WTF? --AmericanBastard 04:31, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment, That is not true. I voted against the Angry God image. As for bein' a troll, no thank you, you're doin' a fine job all by yourself. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 10:01, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. I read the whole damn thing and really wish I hadn't. You owe me 5 minutes!--The Jeff Killer 03:29, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
comment It took you 5 minutes to read that? A blind, retarded 3rd grader could read that in faster than 5 minutes. --AmericanBastard 04:43, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. No... it took me 30 seconds to read, and 4.5 minutes to read it over, and over, and over until I got the joke, and, guess what? I don't get it.--The Jeff Killer 12:06, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Jarhead

Score:Drop Maggot and give me +6
Featured picture candidate
Jarhead3

A WWI-era Jarhead recruiting poster helped to bring many new recruits into the beloved US Marine Corps.

Image credit: One-eyed_Jack
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For-The Jar fits nicely where it should be, and it looks great. Love the pun.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 16:28, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Pseudo Iconography

Score:+5 red string bangles sold
Featured picture candidate
Pseudoiconography

Unlike many of today's New Age religions Artificial Pseudoscientology maintains a strong focus on iconography as seen is this 14th Century piece entitled "Madonna and Child".

Image credit: Mhaille
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Comment - check out the accompanying article. 'Tis a reference to celebrity cults like Church of Kaballah and Scientology, with two notable practioners. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Thank you for explaining it to me, but that doesn't change my vote --GAMESPOT=666 03:06, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Madonna, before the artist came around, referred to the Virgin Mary. Also, the newer Madonna is a religious wacko. R 16:54, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Love it. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:30, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- herr doktor needsAV2 Rocket [scream!] 00:34, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against so tired of the theme, but cool shop job --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 04:08, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Agree with above --Mulehunter 10:25, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For This is good work, and it should be judged on its merits, not whether or not people think that a trend is no longer trendy. If all the people who voted against images tried to create images of this calibre they'd have more apprciation for the time and effort that goes into creating them. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:24, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Same reason I took a piss on the Jarhead pic. Clever allusion, single angle/objective (madonna=mary), great picture crafting. Just didn't crack me up. Maybe if her eyes were bleeding makeup or something... something like that... might churn my ecclesiastic sense of offensive humor. --AmericanBastard 00:13, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment:That would be, like, awful. BTW you're missing the Child/Britney angle that is also referenced in the accompanying article. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Piglet's Mugshot

Score:+11/+12 anthropomorphic pigs awaiting trial
Featured picture candidate
Pigletmugshot

...the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines...

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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  • SN+F. I saw how much fun Zombiebaron had nominating his poo picture, so I'm nom'ing my Pooh picture. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:12, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Brilliant. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:17, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 02:43, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
discussion moved to Piglet's house
Conditional comment. I tried. I really did. But, if anything, it made it too funny. I can't be responsible for that. I'm just one man!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:14, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Definite FOR Very good. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For. -- herr doktor needsAV2 Rocket [scream!] 00:33, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. This picture is funny.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:16, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. There are some serious execution issues with this otherwise good image. R 03:47, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Execution problems fixed. NOW it's funny. =P R 13:02, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:20, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 03:16, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's good, although I think the lettering could use a bit more blurring to fit in with the rest of the image. —rc (t) 05:54, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Done. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:09, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment Hm, now I'm thinking the numbers could be arranged in a slightly more aesthetically pleasing way. And it could use some plaid. Somewhere. —rc (t) 06:17, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Fox News: Middle-earth edition

Score:+12 fortresses besieged
Featured picture candidate
FoxSpoof

In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market.

Image credit: Kharpert
Archive - Discuss this image


  • N+F. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 12:36, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --ynnaD 12:40, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I thought this was already voted in. Strange...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:17, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I bet $500 Zombiebaron won't vote FOR. It's gneomI 14:12, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For The last time this was nommed I didn't like it so much. Now I guess its alright. At least the text takes away more then it adds. Also, Gneomi ows me 500 American Dollars. None of those Canadian Dollars, eh? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:28, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Hahahahaha. Damn you! Nah by the way I bet with Jimbo Wales. How come I bet with you if you're the main subject of the betting. Hehe - It's gneomI 23:52, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. True, flag with the white tree would be a lot of funnier.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:39, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Last time this was nommed did we confirm that it was original? I can't recall. —rc (t) 01:36, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
    • A Google search for "foxspoof.jpg" only yields a link to this Uncyc image and forums that link to the Uncyc image, except for this. This is the last revision of the previous nomination just before you removed it (I totally forgot it was nominated once). Originality was never questioned then. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 06:44, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:15, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --General Insineratehymn 03:58, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --AAA! (AAAA) 07:49, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Ethereal 12:17, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Mulehunter 13:37, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:16, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Glaven!!! --AmericanBastard 22:51, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against thanks to Sikon's comment. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For Blah Blah Blah 17:47, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 03:21, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

The Road Not Taken

Score:+8 dead ends
Featured picture candidate
TRNK2

Robert Frost has conveyed in a very detailed image about The Road Not Taken.

Image credit: Gneomi
Archive - Discuss this image


  • SNF - Take this road instead. It's gneomI 00:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Make the arrow in the center bigger (like a regular road sign) and consider this a for. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Considerate Done sir! A bit too big? It's gneomI 03:11, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Uhh, I meant pointing the other way (to the right). --AAA! (AAAA) 03:50, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
LOL, ZB and Rad want it to the left while AAA wants it to the right. What should I do now??? It's gneomI 03:59, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Oh wait, now I get it... --AAA! (AAAA) 04:10, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against WOT THE HELL! There are two ways! Why does it say "One way"! Plus, the joke doesn't work without the text and a whole bunch of other stuff about the decline of VFP. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:25, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
No need to scream, Sir. Also, thankfully we use caption on Uncyclopedia, and every featured picture has a caption. It's gneomI 03:35, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
First off, the caption is not why it is featured. Also, that doesn't explain a thing... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:51, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For With the new "One Way" sign this acctaully made me chuckle. Good old Canadian poetry... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:52, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Could use some darkening though. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:52, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
I've darkened (is that a word?) that. Hopefully it's enough. - Cheers -- It's gneomI 03:59, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
'tis good now dear lad. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:04, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I know you've worked hard on this one. You have my vote, sir. R 04:03, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For literary references (even if it is Frost, blech. The Pulitzer prize is totally a popularity contest).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

For. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Popup Blocked

Score:+10 Popups blocked
Featured picture candidate
PopupBlocked

Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

Image credit: Blah Blah Blah
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  • Self nom and For It's an actual screenshot, but it is original. I made the Javascript code to produce the popup, and then took a screenshot of it. Blah Blah Blah 14:37, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, despite making me giggle a little. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:58, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Angry God

Score:+8 Holes In The Ocean
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Godpissed

God is pissed.

Image credit: Tripod2282
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  • Nom & For - NOTE: Tripod2282 is the original creator of this image. It may say someone else created it on the image page because the above image is a PNG version of the original, due to a Reefer desk discussion. --AAA! (AAAA) 11:54, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Thanks for explaining the joke AAA, however if a joke needs to be explained then it isn't funny. Also, its not an original image (as per your nomination), and I prefer the original. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:06, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - You don't need to explain the joke to get it. Also, I don't see the difference between this and my original image. Thankies for teh nom. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~19:34, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Nah, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:51, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Nope Why is God pissed now of all times? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:37, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, and I'm not sure what exactly about the joke needs explaining. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:55, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 04:48, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, and where exactly is this explanation? --Sir Jam 09:17, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Against Funny, not quite funny enough --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 00:56, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against "God mocks earth by making a shadow rabbit with His fingers" is terrible but funnier than "God is pissed;" i don't think this picture will work in the funny department without some good context. --AmericanBastard 07:46, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Not very funny. Al-Pita 08:45, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:52, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --The Jeff Killer 01:41, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --GAMESPOT=666 02:32, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --User:commanderjay , 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for. Amazing. goshzillacorrespondence 01:39, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yes, very amusing... simple, but it just works --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 01:49, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Visually simple and effective --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:10, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • AgainstIts not visually amusing enough for me to warrant a for. (me no likey)--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 08:01, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I always imagined god like that. -- herr doktor needsAV2 Rocket [scream!] 05:47, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Well made but...boring --Mulehunter 20:19, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Simple yet funny. --General Insineratehymn 00:38, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Blah Blah Blah 14:38, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- Paw_print.jpg 00:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • Against I have to agree with Mulehunter here. —rc (t) 05:57, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

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Jihad My Ride

Score:+12 A Splosions
Featured picture candidate
Ahmadinejad-jihad-my-ride

Popular Al Jazeera reality series "Jihad My Ride" features, among other Muslim celebrities, Mahmoud "I-Wanna-Jihad" Ahmadinejad taking normal automobiles and making them "The Bomb".

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featuredrc (t) 07:18, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedios

Score:+13 Choking Kids
Featured picture candidate
Uncyclopedios

"The cereal where you eat the box!"

Image credit: InfiniteMonkey
Archive - Discuss this image


Featuredrc (t) 07:38, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Nomination and For I really like this image. While the text does add to it, it works well on its own, esspecially the Sophia shaped cereal already in the bowl! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:23, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Must admit I was quite impressed by the image the first time I saw it, and more importantly, it made me laugh. Also, its great to see different types of images in here, particularly cartoons. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 19:30, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Although I'd rather see the actual box less cartoony, it's still really good. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~19:55, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. That thing's got a lot of Star Trek communicators in its ingredients! There's only one thing worse than having Uncyclopedios for breakfast and that is "not" having Uncyclopedios for breakfast. --AmericanBastard 20:18, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 20:53, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Its nice to see something different, and its fortified with "Adminicine" for strong teeth and bones. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:14, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For.~Jewriken.GIF 21:42, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. "...and either this bowl goes, or I do."--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 07:50, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. quality - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:25, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I better get a Captain Obvious doll in the end. --General Insineratehymn 21:43, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
    Comment *slap!* Strawberry Shortcake = doll, Captain Obvious = Action Figure --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:49, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. They're parodically delicious! Swordmaster 22:38, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for, it's hilarious --GAMESPOT=666 00:41, 6 February 2007 (UTC)


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