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Disturbingly accurate fortune cookie

Score:+8 bowls of noodles
Featured picture candidate
Honestfortune-cookie

Every once in a while fortune cookie fortunes are right friggin' on.

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featuredrc (t) 06:01, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

  • One vote only, Jack. —rc (t) 06:07, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
Mhaille! PFP...noob. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:35, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Goatsebusters

Featured picture candidate
Goatsebusters

There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call?

Image credit: RadicalX
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Vote: Goatsebusters.jpg

Score: 8.5 deleted images

Nomination:
For Votes: 12.5

Featuredrc (t) 06:07, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

  1. Self Nom and For Rad (Holla!) 14:25, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Oh my. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:19, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Laugh Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  4. For - Lol goatse... --AAA! (AAAA) 23:23, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. Hee. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:58, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. FORE!!! Darn it, my golf ball got lost in a goatse hazard! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  7. For - Because I wish the Goatsebusters were around 4 years ago...--Mggeisen 02:50, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Si --Private Gert5 UGotM 10:59, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
    Strong Si --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:54, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. Bravo.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 01:14, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For (but it should be a PNG) --193.77.238.223 16:00, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For But I agree with the IP. Which is strange.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:42, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For I just love this one! --nxsty 13:23, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. Disgustingly for. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:48, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against, sorry Raddy, but I just don't find it funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:23, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against You know, I never thought I'd say it, but goatse has gotten stale. Good image though. —rc (t) 04:06, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against goatse jokes on the front page, period. --~ Tophatsig 01:46, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Strongly Against goatse jokes. Period. --Citation-Seer 09:43, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against - Although this is already featured now, and a great gag, I think it could be a lot better, possibly involving more of the original Ghostbusters imagery. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 11:32, 25 June 2007 (UTC) Mhaille! PFP...noob. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:35, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I don't think I can vote for this, but I have to say that the caption is hilarious. The picture is well done, but it'd be nothing without that caption... --Katievanity.jpg 05:43, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
    • Seconded. There's no way I'm voting for something like this on the front page, but that caption is awesome.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:21, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Carpet Muncher

Featured picture candidate
Carpet muching 1

For the Lady in your life. Whether you fry it, bake it, or broil it, carpet will always be a tasty treat for young and old.

Image credit: Splaka
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Vote: Carpet muching 1.jpg

Score: 9.5 carpets munched

Nomination:
For Votes: 13

Featuredrc (t) 05:41, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nomination and For, I remember my first ever visit to RadicalX's corner, and seeing this image, and laughing very loudly. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:30, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. Well I just don't have a choice, do I -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 20:38, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. F☭R, This is just beautiful. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle09:33, 13 June 2007
  4. For because it's done well. --~ Tophatsig 23:38, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. Wotta babe. Oh, and the pic is well-done, too. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:59, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. Her facial expression is priceless.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 03:51, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. Dig Now thats a rug that really ties the room together! --THINKER 04:13, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. The facial expression amuses me every time I see it, so I'm going to give this a thumbs up.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:45, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. Disturbing - For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:52, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. for --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 07:22, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. for I love Things which are ridiculously wierd.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 20:44, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For Wonderful concept, wonderful execution. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~02:02, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3.5
  1. Against - While it looks very good, I don't really find it funny. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:25, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against I must agree with AAA!. It's well-done but the joke is a bit weak. —rc (t) 04:03, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Weak Against as above. It is well done, but it just doesn't seem that funny to me. –—Hv (talk) 15/06 19:59
  4. Against. Well done, but I don't get it. Anyone care to explain it? --193.77.238.223 15:55, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

VFD Garbage Bag

Score:+8* 2005cruft articles
Featured picture candidate
Un-vfd

Takin' out the trash...

Image credit: UNKNOWNFILE
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Featuredrc (t) 05:29, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Show a picture to a random person who knows nothing about Uncyclopedia. If they don't understand the picture, but we do, then it's an in-joke. This image definitely fits in this catergory. In other words, VFD itself isn't an in-joke, but this image is. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:44, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Theo 00:00, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For - It is quite funny, as an In joke. Besides, IPs don't matter, only us Uncyclopedians. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:01, 11 June 2007 (UTC)


Full Metal Jacket

Featured picture candidate
Fmj

In Full Metal Jacket, a U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects jacket potatoes have on his fellow Marine recruits from peeling them in basic training to the brutal food fights in Vietnam.

Image credit: Olipro (with clever addition from Severian no less!)
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Vote: Fmj.jpg

Score: 11 Snuffed Gooks

Nomination: Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass)
For Votes: 13

Featuredrc (t) 06:12, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

  1. Sort-of Self-Nom & For. I had the concept, Severian made it better, I cleaned it up and edited the text some, I like it! -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:46, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:48, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Though the caption could use some help...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:02, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Strong For. God I love text. Also, I love to see collaberation images. And furthermore, its well done as hell. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:04, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Sound off like you got a pair. SIR, YES SIR!!! Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 23:33, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. -- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 22:40, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For, but no food-related puns in the title? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:53, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
    huh? Jacket... Jacket potato... geddit? - sannse@Wikia (talk) 13:37, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Weak For as per Squiggle --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:44, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:45, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For I forgot he told me that he nommed it. I like the clever additions. Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  11. For Nice punniage, and a good picture. Plus, it's potato-y, which pleases Sophia. Rad (Holla!) 12:25, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. Nice. The image, not Olipro, who is currently in my books as a git. -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 13:37, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. Very nice. –—Hv (talk) 7/06 20:37
Against Votes: 2
  1. Even after seeing the movie poster it was parodying, I didn't find it particularly that worthy of highlight. --~ Tophatsig 22:48, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. No. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  3. Meh. Food-based war humour is tough to pull off. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:24, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  1. The pun is on "Jacket Potato" and the movie "Full Metal Jacket". Personally, I think it's great. Rad (Holla!) 12:25, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Abstain Jacket potato? I know of two types of potatoes; sweet and the regular kind that's just called a potato. You classy people with your special names for common food. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:08, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  1. Can I vote for the spiffy new table thing? --PantsMacKenzie 23:23, 7 June 2007 (UTC)


Nuke Me if you can

Score:+14 mushroom clouds on the horizon.
Featured picture candidate
Nukemeifyoucan2

Now showing at all good Middle-Eastern warzones near you!

Image credit: Olipro
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Featuredrc (t) 04:12, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Lego Assassination

Score:+24 Killer Blocks
Featured picture candidate
LegoAssassination2

The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay.

Image credit: Sliferjam
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Featured!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

  • N&F - a work of genius. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 20:41, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. One of the Jam's best. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. NO COMMENT, oh, and if anyone else wants a lego image, contact me for details. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 19:59, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Against, now see here. I'm not like some kind of joykill, who enjoys raining on the parade of VFP or nothing. Its just that this image could be much better. For instance, the entire leftside of the box is an incomprehensable mess of text that is far to small at MainPage size. It is also a bit annoying that the "factual" accuracy of the image is bit off (for instance, JFK wasn't driving, there was a driver). Also, that brick wall. Also, the fence looks like it was drawn while the rest looks like it was photographed. So yah, I'm sure this was a very labor intensive image and all, but it just doesn't hit me at a gut level. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. What's the joke here? A lego JFK... not exactly side-splitting. Necropaxx (T) {~}
  • No. first of all, ZB is right. Second of all, those mini-mizers at resonably clever are not real lego, and contrasts with the acual lego. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes! Looks much better! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:43, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Conditional For - Make the image PNG instead of JPG (Be sure to clean the artifacts), and make the text bigger. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:33, 23 May 2007 (UTC) - For - Now that the image is PNG. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Oh shutup, that's not a valid reason for a conditional for, for gods sake. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:10, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Yes it is. Just like Zombiebaron hates text, I hate JPEG images that have lots of artifacts. I hate artifacts! So I voted Conditional for because I know it can be cleaned up in a PNG version. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Tombstone Kops

Score:+12 Flans Flung in Anger
Featured picture candidate
Tombstone kops

The 1997 film Tombstone Kops, one of many Hollywood movies based on the historic events surrounding the now infamous Bunfight at the OK Corrall, is considered by many to be the nadir of Slapstick Movies.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featuredrc (t) 06:26, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

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