Uncyclopedia:VFP/archive5

ET 2: The Extreme Terrestrial

Score:+11 tricked out flying bicycles Featured picture candidate
E.T., Spielberg's classic Science Fiction film, joins the ranks of movies not needing sequels to get a sequel. Image credit: RadicalX Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 04:42, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

• Nom and For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:31, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against - Eh. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:39, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
• Silly, I mean For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 10:18, 10 May 2007 {UTC)
• Very silly. And that's why we like it. ~ 09:23, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. Almost as silly as the original movie, after they removed the guns.--<<>>12:01, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
• For, though I preferred ET3, the one where ET goes back in time and saves Abraham Lincoln. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:03, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
• For, it would be better if it had text. Maybe labels? Yah...that would rock. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:58, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
• For I lolled when he uploaded it. —Braydie 20:11, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
• Quite nice. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:55, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against Helen Hairburner 01:41, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
• For *hums the E.T. theme, electric guitar style while air guitaring* RadicalX (Holla!) 13:34, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 02:16, 11 May 2007
• Grape -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:21, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment, this is a "for", apparently. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

• Fish. --» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 02:36, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment this is an "abstain". Isn't english fun? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

• баярлуулах євєрмєц энэ дїрслэл --General Insineratehymn 03:03, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment. You want to put your what in my where? How rude! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:49, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Actually, it was a for vote. I changed the score when I posted a comment. --General Insineratehymn 00:58, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Right, but that means somebody has to look through the history to find the diff that verifies that it actually is a For, like Modus did above. I count the votes each time I feature something - I don't just go by the score in the image template, because people don't always remember to change it. —rc (t) 04:44, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

• fork -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:27, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

/me leaves room in a huff. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:38, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:09, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

How Admins see Uncyclopedia

Score:+11 Subliminal Messages Featured picture candidate
""After a while you don't even see the code any more. You just see dicks... penis... gay... euroipods..." Image credit: Isra1337 Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 04:51, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

• Nomandfor - this deserves featuring. It really does. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
• For What picture? That looks a window, with recent changes and the deletion log on the otherside to me. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:46, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. Thassa goodun. RabbiTechno 16:34, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. /rolls eyes at subliminal outing ~ 16:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. This did terrible the last time it appeared here (or, that may have been a dream. I was totally Neo. "Whoah!". See?), but it appeals to the nerd in me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:27, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
• Comment I just moused over the links in the caption. Very good. Very good. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:22, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
• For I uploaded a version correcting the speckly patch on the left-hand side, which severely detracted from the pic in my view. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:25, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
• Weak For --AAA! (AAAA) 01:06, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Alksub's retouch helps. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:59, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
• For As it not suck and to be on main page. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:02, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 18:11, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
• Fuck, yeah! FOR! --Imperator█Dark_Apostrophe█The Memory Hole 00:51, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Breastfeeding

Score:+10 hungry little buggers whoring their images on IRC Featured picture candidate
Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down. Image credit: MoneySign Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 05:09, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

• Nomination and For, I remember when I first saw this during an old PLS, and laughed for about a week. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 12:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For - He told me (and the rest of the channel) to. (<MoneySign> My Breastfeeding image on VFP!! VOTE FOR!; <MoneySign> FOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!) Dark Apostrophe (Click here to bitch. :)) 13:52, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Nuckinfutz.... But where's the cig??? =P --Electrostatic 13:56, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• Angst. Argh! Nightmares! -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 14:38, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. I remember writing in PLS, then checking out the competition...this one scared my hair white. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:18, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• AAAAA+++ WOULD VOTE FOR AGAIN--ynnaD 15:48, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For - Soo... does it feed on babies then? --AAA! (AAAA) 15:49, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

I guess not, but seems good for french kissing. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 15:52, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

• No!' Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:11, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• O__________O. Nicely done image, but if this goes on the front page I'm afraid we may lose everyone over the age of 30 and under 15. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:13, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

• Non.--~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  17:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. And for everyone who hasn't had the experience of watching this video, please take the time to do so (only kind of NSFW)   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:57, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 20:37, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against this image, and I found the video disturbing. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:32, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Because I have my reasons. ~McDestroyertron (talk) 23:58, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For and I refuse to clarify MoneySign's hypothesis. --Ж WHEEEEE! 00:00, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• For: MoneySign may be a whore, but he's certainly not cheap. Cleanliness has a price. Remember that. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 07:15, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against. It is very well made but it give me the creeps! ~ 07:33, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Mainly because I was told to, but it deserves it. There's a video?--Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 15:45, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• FOOOR. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:51, 06 May 2007
• Fourth Nipple. damn that's scary... but good -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:42, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• Forgot to vote on this earlier. -- 18:45, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• <Christopher Walken voice>: "Sometimes...a thing doesn't have to make you laugh out loud...to be funny. If it makes your skin crawl--scootch closer, children--and your face...want to smile at the same time, then you can be For it."--Sir Shandon 18:58, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• For --» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:51, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against. But I wish $ was making more of his chops.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:57, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
• For the boobies. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:08, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against Pretty much profanity, shouldn't be on the Main Page. -- Pigeon 11:26, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

It's not profanity, it's obscenity. RadicalX (Holla!) 13:28, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

• Against Helen Hairburner 01:43, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 02:15, 11 May 2007
• Eww but also for -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:16, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against. This is Goatse on steroids, people. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:06, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
• For lol goatseboobs Kakun  nukaK 01:42, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
• Cuz I... Wanna be... Anarchy! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:30, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

• Dig thats pretty crazy.. and I LIKE IT! --THINKER 08:49, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:56, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 21:04, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against It scares me. --Kelpan 18:32, 15 May 2007 (UTC)|

  You know what scares me? People voting on things that are already featured. Ooo! My skin is crawling, just thinking about it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:51, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

  Well it didn't upset me until it was featured. Can't you unfeature it? --Kelpan 20:20, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

  The wayback machine is in the shop. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:26, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia is the Wurst

Score:+8.5 Sauerkraut Garni Featured picture candidate
Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes. Image credit: Mhaille Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 05:49, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

• Following the current trend...SN+F. Its wasted on the forum.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 16:47, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. Uncyclopedia is yummy! -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 15:50, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• 'Fro I usually abhor puns, but this is well done, and it makes me chuckle. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 15:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against It's a pun, and a subtle pun too, because I missed it the first time I looked for it. Also, its textual. Also, I love Mhaille to much to vote for this image. Also, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:55, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:21, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• Text. For. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:44, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. Text-based joke.--<<>> 14:34, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For I'd like some of that. --General Insineratehymn 20:17, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• Nice! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:09, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• Weak For --AAA! (AAAA) 05:06, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
• Für haß haß hut!!!! --193.77.238.223 19:38, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
• For because Thomas Jefferson with a mustache did not get in. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  21:37, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
• Nein Great idea but I think more detail can be added to help support this. Right now you've got a dinner plate with a brat that has uncyc written on it. Considering the minimalist potatochopping, perhaps the inclusion of the premise of En-britanica users attempting to make the "wurst" joke with ms-paint or something; make it look really really lame and i think it'll work. --AmericanBastard 20:37, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Yay for visual puns! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:18, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Ben Franklin, kickin' it oldschool

Score:+12 MCs bustin' rhymes Featured picture candidate
Benjamin Franklin: founding father, inventor, politician, passionate kite-flier, and self-proclaimed King of Rhyme. In short, a true Renaissance man. Image credit: Modusoperandi Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 04:03, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

• SN+F. It's too quiet in here...consider this filling space. I'm good at that. My performance review at work mentions that talent repeatedly and specifically. But I digress. Be kind to old Ben. He invented electricity or something. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:20, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:51, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• His half-sister Arethra was always the talented one in my opinion, but a definate for for me. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 16:47, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• For with one small remark: the clock and the hat are still detached from the background. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 15:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• For the filling of space. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:52, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:21, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• Comment. The angle of the clock perturbs me.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:25, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. Clock fixed.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:48, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. I was going to nom this a while back, but I thought it was too old. I guess age doesn't mean much around these parts. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:37, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For - Do you think all that electricity he's played with has gone to his head? --AAA! (AAAA) 01:01, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. ~ 07:35, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Yes, please. --General Insineratehymn 15:55, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
• For I'm lazy.-- 18:47, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Grue vs. Grue

Score:+19 vs. -7 Featured picture candidate
Movie poster for the epic film, Grue vs. Grue. Image credit: Sliferjam Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 02:45, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

• Nom & For: Hilarious and a classic on the Grue meme. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 16:21, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Why not? [NOTE: I didn't whore for it! It made it here on it's own!] so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 16:26, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
• For - watched this grow and develop in Reefer Desk. Breathes new life into a tired meme. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 18:12, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
• Phwoar, this is a blast from the past. Now we're past the 'Grue saturation' phase on VFP, I think it's ready. Very good work Sliferjam. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:56, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against, I still don't really find it funny, although it has improved in quality since last I saw it. Good job Sliferjam. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:40, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Just isn't that funny.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:24, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against - Can you say "cliche", kids? --AAA! (AAAA) 07:49, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• No, thanks. The image is well done and fits perfectly the subject. But I just can't bear reading the word "grue" anymore. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 08:08, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• Aye. What can I say? I'm a sucker for Grues. And the movie wasn't THAT bad~ 10:40, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. The word cliche is cliche, get over it.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:59, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Grues aside, it's a decent photoshop. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  00:29, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Much better than before. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:25, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. What more could one really want from an image?--Medvedev ^(scream) 15:23, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Comment Does anyone get the feeling that this pictures not original? Ive seen those dolls before, I wonder if this image is completely original --130.245.242.122 19:07, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

• against - every time you flog an old meme, god kills a kitten. please think of the kittens. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:39, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Comment Lol.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:57, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Comment Aww. But kittens taste better when zapped by God. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 23:01, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

• For Best Grue related thing ever. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:18, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. I'm tired of grues too. But this one is great.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 07:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
• For I can see the tagline now: Who is more likely to be eaten by a Grue? --Blah Blah Blah 15:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
• FOR AVP grues!!! yay!!! Jedibob5 16:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against Um... is it just me, or have grues become the new "you have two cows"? It's just as popular and certainly just as unfunny. The Humbled Master 18:33, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
• On the one hand, it's grues... but on the other hand, it is a very nice potatochop. So For. --Ж WHEEEEE! 17:42, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
• FOR I'd prefer cookies over buttsecks any day. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 17:43, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 22:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against Stupid memes are stupid memes. —rc (t) 02:25, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Grues may be everywhere but that doesn't stop this from being a good image. -- Pigeon 14:02, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
• For It's funny, live with it. This makes 18 votes "for" so let's just FRIGGIN FEATURE IT ALREADY! --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~16:20, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
• For - The Llama Llover!!! 16:54, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Grues are hardly a cliche, there are only two featured articles on grues, and one image. Compare that to the number of iPod related features we have, and it doesn't even scratch the surface. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:12, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Follow Me?

Score:+9 misguided sheep Featured picture candidate
Jesus is to his followers as a shepherd is to someone else's flock. Image credit: Rei Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 04:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

• Nom & For Another classic depiction of the man from Nazareth. The Humbled Master 01:01, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• For - Gave me a laugh. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:10, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• Yes --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:33, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against, the words are lacking in sameness. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:35, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - You know, ZB, some images on Uncyc that have text are actually good and feature worthy. Just more than half of them are crap. This image, however, is the former. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:11, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

If you will go and read my vote summary, you will notice the word "sameness". "sameness" is my comment on the fact that the two words are diffrent shades, which ruins the image for me. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:07, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

May I upload a corrected version? --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:43, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Ask Rei. It's his image, kinda. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:39, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

• Against Good, but not VFP quality. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:36, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. He gives the worst directions. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:13, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Maybe I'm just a sick bastard that is going to Hell, but I think it'd be funnier if he "followers" weren't listening to him at all, rather than him misleading them.--<<>> 19:00, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Or if they listened to some of what he apparently said, while ignoring the rest, to advance their own agenda...which is probably tough to do in a one-panel pic. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:54, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Mine was easier.  ;p--<<>> 15:20, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

• For. Per Uncyclopedian.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 11:32, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 17:29, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• For --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  00:20, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against, sorry. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 18:15, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Made me giggle and I'm thinking that gigling is better than laughing somewhat. At least I don't choke on the beer. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 08:06, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• For makes me want to convert! ~ 10:43, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• For --Headofred 23:12, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Don't really find it that funny.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:01, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against Needs some more work, and we still have a plethora of Jesus jokes around here. No need for another, at least not as a featured image. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 23:01, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Funny as hell. -- CartoonDiablo
• For So wonderful, its bound to end up on magnets sold at better gift stores everywhere. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:23, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
• For, as per Mordillo. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:02, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against The text doesn't match and it's not too creative to begin with. —rc (t) 02:28, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Long Neck Killer

Score:+6.5 giraffes running you the fuck down Featured picture candidate
This is an African giraffe running you the fuck down. Image credit: Zombiebaron Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 06:04, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

• Nom+for This is one darn realistic chop.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:50, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - but I think the blood would've been better in a less-realistic, B-movie style shade. More ketchuppy than real. RabbiTechno 14:55, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against - Good 'chop, not that much of a laugh. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:46, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• Mandatory For, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:55, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• everybody knows African giraffes will run you the fuck down —Braydie 15:24, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. With the article...funny. Alone...kind of creepy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:41, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I know it isn't, but it kinda looks like the Kent State kid. » His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 18:37, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• The quality of work on that blood splatter is easily ZB's best work to date. How DOES he do it? For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 00:20, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. The blood spatter is not realistic. It's well done, but not realistic. It doesn't really strike the marrow in the funny bone, either. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  01:30, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against per Jocke Pirat. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:02, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:47, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 22:20, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
• Weak Foreskin. Although I do think the blood spatter could be better, the image is good. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:38, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Made me laugh so much I did a little wee... but I'm sick in the head --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 17:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Very, very sick.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:18, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. YAH!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:18, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 16:46, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. I wasnt cornered with a pitchfork honest gov.Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 13:57, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• For HAHA, April Fools! Against. No, I acctually mean For -- 15:03, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against - the person just seems too big to me, otherwise I would vote for it --The Llama Llover!!! 16:29, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against sorry, just isn't remarkably funny to me. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:41, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against not realistic, and not that funny -- The Turd (POOP) From The Golden State (CALIFORNIA)------WEST END MASSIVETalk to me SLAVE!! 23:56, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:44, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against Fits well in the article. Not as a standalone... "running you the fuck down" --AmericanBastard 22:05, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against Forgive me, it just doesn't work alone. Ikabu 03:37, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against Meh, its not that great--Headofred 00:24, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against --THINKER 23:10, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
• For I guess I'm just a sucker for docile things being violent. Mightywayne 12:27, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
• 'Ganst Boring --G5TM ²⁶ 16:36, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
• What's with the sudden flood of naysaying? For in my book. --T.K.F. 22:50, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. It's actually good, I'm not just doing this because he told me t... I mean, uh... for. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:10, 17 Apr 2007
• For. would've been funnier fucking him, but....--Math Poet 01:18, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:34, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
• Congratulations... You're winner. Nothing is worthy of you. Go jump off a building or something. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN

  comment Is that a comment or a vote? Either way, WTF? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:02, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

It can't be a vote, he's already voted "Ganst", so I assume that it is a comment. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:06, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Also comment. Am I the only person who hates it when peoples Usernames aren't in their sigs? Or when they have more than one sig, none of which contain their usernames? Am I alone here? Why are my feet so cold? Where did I leave my car keys? <emoticon of /me going a little crazy> --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:14, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

• For...this is the most disgusting African thing I've seen since Idi Amin chompin' on his son's heart--Shandon 18:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Kafka's Metamorphosis

Score:+9 pointless novels Featured picture candidate
Franz Kafka started his career as a newspaper cartoonist, before being sued by Gary Larson in the court of his own mind Image credit: Modusoperandi Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 08:53, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

• SN+F...to make up for my not getting La Trahison des Images by showing that I'm not entirely an uncouth buffoon with provincial tastes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:15, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Text based as all hell, but funny! » His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 10:30, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Holy shit! I made this six months ago and thought the whole time that I'd signed it Franz Kafka...I'll fix it when I get a chance. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:11, 23 March 2007 (UTC) Fixed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:20, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against, T.E.X.T. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:38, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against on the grounds of the joke being textual, and not graphical. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  23:37, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against - I don't really get it. And it's text based. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:28, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Because I've read books on him.The Jeff Killer 01:36, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
• For because it smells of irony. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:16, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
• For My English teacher keeps slipping subtle references to famous (i.e., old) literature into questions on our tests. Today, on our vocabulary test, there was a reference to Kafka's Metamorphosis. I'm probably the only one in my class who noticed these things, but I'm still voting for this. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:58, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Excellent, now make a comic version Emperor Walter Humala God save him!(God exists?) | wanna Talk? 20:37, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 02:36, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, sorry. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 07:51, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against revenge vote » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:41, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

discussion moved to The Castle

• Against. It's just that the picture isn't all that funny without the text. --Efitu» Talk|Wikipedia|Email|F@H|Wikia 15:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. The summery of the novel is brilliant. And the idea of such a work made into a cartoon it's funny to me.-Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:29, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

discussion moved to The Castle

• Comment not quit getting it although I did hear a references to Kafka in venture bros as the doctor turned into a caterpillar I still don't entirely get the joke. -- CartoonDiablo

discussion moved to The Castle

• For I meant to vote for this ages ago but er, yeah. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:57, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against - A lot of people (including myself) won't get this. Ninja star 05:54, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Franz Kafka! --General Insineratehymn 00:38, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Because its funny as hell and I hated the story! --Parinoid 10:11, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
• For this. Tough choice though. This seems to be more work and have more of a point than the time travel war pic. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:24, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
• Dig. Kafkaesque... you know how to use the word. :) --THINKER 23:36, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Gary Larson style funny. :) --Math Poet 01:22, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Caesar Crossing the Delaware

Score:+8.5 invaders Featured picture candidate
Caesar crossing the Delaware during the Great Time Travel War of 1871. Image credit: RadicalX Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 05:16, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

• --KATIE!! 20:01, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against I'll give you props for excellent photoshopping, but good photoshop skills are useless if the picture isn't funny. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~20:12, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• for I thought it was kinda funny --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 20:59, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, it's high-larious. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:12, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:12, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:25, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 21:29, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Heh.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:30, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against Good concept...but Caesar is too bright and too high contrast compared to the rest of the painting.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:42, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
• Againstper Modus comments, but gets high praise for the Maxfield Parrishlike color pallet. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:52, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
• For UnHistory.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:12, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. I don't care if there's a minor problem. It's still funny to me. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  00:49, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against - Not much of a laugh. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:35, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - that spot's 15 mins from my house --Roger The Bum Full sig!
  <a href="http://rdoger6424.jaywebdesigns.com/recipient.php">psychotomimetic</a>
  CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 19:56, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against Nice photoshopping, awesome article... How is this picture funny? Voting "for" to delegate intellectual stimulation from a picture is becoming painfully trivial on VFP. Put a mustache on Thomas Jefferson and it'll get voted to featured status... --AmericanBastard 07:41, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 15:11, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against per Tripod, MO. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:30, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
• Valley Forge. RadicalX (Holla!) 14:53, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Yeah, it's not perfect, but it's good enough, in my opinion.<<>> 19:01, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
• Sorry Rad, I've thought long and hard about this and don't think it will work on the frontpage. It IS a great chopping job though, hence why its taken so long to vote. Against. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:46, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Don't apologize to me! I just made it. Katie nommed it, apologize to her. There are about 500 other images I've made that'll never be featured, so Against away, my friend! =) RadicalX (Holla!) 15:51, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

• FOR Ave Caesar! Ikabus approvus! Ikabu 03:40, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
• For --167.206.57.78 17:35, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
• Did I vote for this yet? No? Well, in that case, For!--T.K.F. 22:50, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Falstrop's Amazing Kitten Huffing Device

Score:+21 huffed kittens Featured picture candidate
Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop. Image credit: Sannse Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 08:04, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

• Nom+for I likes this image I does.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. It makes history come alive. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Ah what the hell! -- CartoonDiablo
• Very much for -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:37, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 13:03, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For --General Insineratehymn 13:42, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For obvious reasons.--<<>> 13:47, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. And just when I thought kitten huffing jokes were dead.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• Nine! —Braydie 16:33, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For, sannse is probably the only user I know who can pull off text based jokes without making them text based jokes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:35, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For - Why not? --AAA! (AAAA) 16:36, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:54, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• flogging an old joke doesn't make it any newer, so against --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:12, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For One of these days, Sannse will have an exhibition in the Tate. RabbiTechno 18:14, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• Ooh, didn't see this here, am I allowed to vote For? I've added sources to the image page, for the curious. Now if only a certain person had written the article I made it for... -- sannse (talk) 20:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

  I played with the caption -- sannse (talk) 20:11, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

  I couldn't find an article in which it was used (thanks to Someone) So I couldn't think of what the caption should of been.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 02:19, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

  Earth to sannse... --AAA! (AAAA) 00:14, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

  Not that one, that has waaaay too many images already -- sannse (talk) 21:26, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

• For. The great kitten huffing revival of 2007? -- Hindleyite Converse 20:59, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For.~ 22:46, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Original approach on an clichéed joke. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 22:51, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Genius in action... that is pure brilliance, and by a woman too! --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 19:17, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Just one comment: when the image is fully-sized, the kitten look a bit sharp.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:55, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

  yep, I can see what you mean there. Problem is, that the sharpness helps it look drawn. Softening it makes it start to look like a photo again. The edges could be better though, I did this before I'd learnt to use more feathering for cut-outs. I could redo it, but it would be from scratch, because I didn't save the layers (stupid). Maybe I'll get round to it sometime -- sannse (talk) 21:45, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Heh, in that case, just forget about it.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:15, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

• For nice --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 00:53, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Too good to be true! Pip pip, was that a waffle, mate? JOLLY OLE CHERRIO!!! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:10, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Looks almost real; had this not been Uncyclopedia, I would have possibly believed it. Swordmaster 21:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
• Comment-When is someone going to hurry up and feature this?!?!?--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 02:53, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
• Very For clearly the best. absolutely. should win. --Math Poet 01:24, 17 April 2007 (UTC) It absolutely already did. We're still cleaned up after it. Pesky kittens. Also, use PFP for voting on things that are already featured. Like this. Because it is. I don't know if I was clear before. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:58, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

1up Soda

Score:+15 up Featured picture candidate
Quenching the thirst of millions of plumbers across the nation, it's the ultimate soda. Image credit: CartoonDiablo Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 08:03, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

• self nom and for ---- CartoonDiablo
• for --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:26, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Did you mean to say ir, or is that a typo?The Jeff Killer 02:03, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against on the grounds of textual humor on an image. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  02:33, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against - Not that funny, and Mario isn't potatochopped that good. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:37, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Changing to for - Mario is now potatochopped better, and is in a better spot. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:00, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

*Against revenge vote » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:41, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

• Comment See my comment under my cartoon. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:28, 27 March 2007 (UTC)</s>

  • Actual against That Mario is still bugging me. If it were completely gone I would change my vote. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:32, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 02:49, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• For.It's funny, and the images he chopped in were also curved in the shape of the can.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:51, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against While some of the elements are well done, the overall effect is meh. RadicalX (Holla!) 12:15, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against, that little Mario in the corner really ruined it for me. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:03, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• comment hey should I remove the Mario completely for those who don't like it, or just put up a new version. ---- CartoonDiablo

Comment. I think that's a good idea. Mario's image helps with the concept, but hurts the image quality.

<<>> 22:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

If it was me, and if I thought mario was needed, I'd make him the same colour as the can.. because let's face it. Maximum profit right? (more colours takes longer and is more expensive to mass produce) —Braydie 22:19, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

• Weak For Blah Blah Blah 10:30, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • EDIT: Strong For Blah Blah Blah 23:58, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Pending originality check.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:34, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. do-beh-dee-buh-de-reep!!! --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 16:44, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
• Very For. I don't know how anyone could 'against' this one. Skilled potatochopping, clever allusion, a familiar concept. As for "savethemooses," nepitism in voting(politics) is the candid indication of a democracy's corruption. - Adam Smith AmericanBastard 06:57, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  • As for AmericanBastard, maybe you should learn what the fuck nepotism actually is before trying to look smart. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:32, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

That's a good indication otherwise that i pulled the quote from my memory and not a search engine. I knew what it meant; spelling is a bit less imporant.

Hmmm... still not using the word correctly. So, yes, spelling is less important than the fact that you still don't seem to know what nepotism actually is. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:05, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

• Strong For-TKF 19:09, 1 April 2007 (UT
• For Because I don't give a flying feline whether there's text in an image or not. Blah technicalities. For For For!Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 05:29, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
• Comment - Mario is currently in a bad spot. Move him to that empty place just next to the bottom of the one. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:28, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
• For easily CartoonDiablo's best image. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:19, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
• For I forgot to vote when I commented D: —Braydie 21:07, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
• comment hey guys thanks for the support I've been sick with the flu (and still am) so for voting let's count all Very... And Strong... as + or - 1.5 -- CartoonDiablo
• For - probably CD's best work to date. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:09, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
• For - Added as per request for votes on IRC. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 18:09, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:44, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
• For - Viva La Mario! Ikabu 08:12, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Feature this already!--<<>> 23:34, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
• For - Hilarious!Ninja star 03:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Uluru's Paintjob

Score:+9 scaffolds Featured picture candidate
Each year, Uluru's paint is refreshed to prepare for the upcoming tourist season. Image credit: Hindleyite Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 07:44, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

• Nom + For RadicalX (Holla!) 13:34, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For freaking awesome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:34, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• Lawl! --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 19:49, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For double-takes. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:11, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - I'm Australian, and I find this offensive! --AAA! (AAAA) 23:36, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 02:49, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against It looks like a standard construction site put into a picture cut out in the shape of uluru and turned orange.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:54, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - RabbiTechno 14:56, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Hindleyite Converse 20:44, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:06, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
• comment I don't quit get it -- CartoonDiablo
• Heh -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:24, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
• Comment One nitpick though: the diagonal members at the top of the image are pixellated. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:15, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Rock Gods

Score:+14.5 Stone Cold Divinities of Rock Featured picture candidate
Symphonia, the Greek goddess of rock (Opera in Roman mythology) was one of the lesser goddesses born to Tethys and Oceanus. She is said to bless those who truly appreciate "a killer riff" by turning herself into a sculpture made out of stone (it is assumed marble). She is considered a lesser goddess because this happened only once. Image credit: Zombiebaron Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 08:01, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

• Nom and For. Very nice photochop, indeed. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 21:11, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I said I would at the reefer desk.<<>> 20:51, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. The Greeks knew how to rock. Except for Heraclitus, who didn't. He did the philosophy thing instead. Dink. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:54, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I can't say that I understand the joke, but Braydie told me that he would ban me if I didn't. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:43, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I can't say that I understand the joke, but Zombiebaron told me that he would ban me if I didn't. —Braydie 22:46, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I like it, maybe lighten it a bit... but still, high-larious --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:22, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - Rock on, Athena. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:34, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• Hah. This happened only once. --KATIE!! 23:54, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• Yes. It's got all it needs to work for VFP - quality, humor, and the lack of text. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  02:32, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against revenge vote » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:44, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

  Comment See my comment under my cartoon. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:28, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

• For This rocks. --Hrodulf 02:47, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 02:49, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• Hell ya! W00P W00P--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• FOR. Excellent!! Weedle weedle Waaaahr! RadicalX (Holla!) 12:13, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• FOR. ....62.253.0.8 17:55, 27 March 2007 (UTC) 18:55, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. I wonder if there were Heavy Metal gods also? -- Hindleyite Converse 20:43, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Yay for sight gags! -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:39, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

La Trahison des Images

Score:Ceci n'est pas +12.5 votes Featured picture candidate
This is NOT a potato. René Magritte's homage to Uncyclopedia. Image credit: sannse Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 05:28, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

• Nom and Fish. Surreally silly image and a work of art. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:46, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
• Fish I just wish I'd thought of it first...{{RabbiTechno 13:56, 19 March 2007 (UTC)}}
• Ceci n'est pas une vote FOR RadicalX (Holla!) 13:59, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

• Unclear vote. —rc (t) 05:22, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

• Against. No, and why are people writing "leci"? Ceci, perhaps? You's french is more badder than mine english. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:15, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

And in one fell swoop, I make people wonder what the deuce you're talking about...=P RadicalX (Holla!) 12:55, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment. Yes, you did. You mad beautiful bastard. Editing history like that. I'd be outraged if I wasn't so...whatever it is that I am right now. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:06, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Changing to Abstain. Yes, I'm an uncultured boor. This with Wilde and a potato might work better. Or not. One of those. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:46, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

• For and for the record, the original René Magritte painting is my favorite painting of all time. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:05, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
• Oui, s'il vous plait. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:41, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 02:52, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
• ehhhhhh Je ne aime pas le image, cest unfunny ---- CartoonDiablo
• Ano JÁ pocházet z jeden neobvyklý kraj než tebe. --General Insineratehymn 13:12, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

• Unclear vote, I'm not going to research other languages in order to run VFP. —rc (t) 05:22, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

• For Ceci n'est pas un vote. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:45, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
• Fore! i guess... I relinguish my power over marsupials for this moment and give ye LIFE!!! 24.168.201.141 16:01, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, this is a good text based joke. Take some notes ladies. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:33, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --AAA! (AAAA) 22:11, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Because it makes no sense to me what so ever, and therefore does not offend. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:17, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
• For FU ZB —Braydie 20:41, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

FU DIE -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:52, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Death threats! And for. -- Hindleyite Converse 15:57, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

• Oui. ~ 16:01, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. I like it.<<>> 18:42, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Death of Porchesia

Score:+10 "non-existent" countries Featured picture candidate
It was a sad sad day in the Mediterranean region, as thousands of Porchesians were incinerated by the Wikipedia adminatti, who deny the incident ever took place, and indeed, the existence of Porchesia. Image credit: RadicalX Archive - Discuss this image

Featured I used the vote counts from last night because I didn't have time to change the feature then. (Actually I think I was two days behind, but let's not split hairs...) —rc (t) 09:26, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

• N+F. ~ 15:48, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. Great picture, it might need a clearer caption for those less aquainted with the massacre.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:02, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• Comment I think this may qualify as too niche; a Googling only comes up with 395 hits. In comparison I Googled, totally at random, "modusoperandi" and got 128,000 hits. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:53, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - What the hell's that supposed to prove? --AAA! (AAAA) 06:34, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

    Comment. Um, that it makes niche look not niche, by comparison. Plus it gave me an excuse to say "Googling".--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:40, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:06, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against WTF? --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 01:21, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - I love the image, and that Wikipedia link makes things even better. --AAA! (AAAA)
• Weak For - It would be funnier if the Wikistar was blasting some vain DJ loser from L.A. who thinks he/she is noteworthy. --AmericanBastard 03:49, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 17:39, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against simply too obtuse. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:48, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --GAMESPOT=666 01:10, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
• For It's an image of Wikipedia blowing up Earth even if you don't know what Porchesia is. That's good enough for me. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 00:49, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against The Porchesia joke doesn't stand on its own, and there are so many death star pics lying around already. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:54, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. We're supposed to be satirizing Wikipedia, aren't we?--Procopius 16:27, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 16:58, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• Weak Against Great potential, but the Porchesia thing pretty much ruins it. No one will get it, and it's just plain weird. Jedibob5 03:04, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Poor Porchesians!  Weasel 3689 19:07, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
• Strong for. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:44, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• Doubleplusfor -- Dark Apostrophe (Click here to bitch. :)) 20:31, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
• Forchesia RadicalX (Holla!) 14:01, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Sexual Predator

Score:+14 Fellatio-related accidents Featured picture candidate
"El cazador que hace trofeos de los hombres" - the demon who makes trophies of men. Image credit: Mhaille Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 08:46, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

• I'm sorry, but I really couldn't help myself. SN+F. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 10:10, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. I despise puns but I love predator. I think it's the mandibles.... Also, this is a well-executed pun, a tad unexpected... and mandibles. --KATIE!! 10:11, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. But perhaps you could make she more predator-like with that fishnet outfit, yellowish skin and black nails. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 10:23, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - I don't get it! -- sannse (talk) 10:55, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Puns are evil if misused (while the unexpected pun can be funny, the obvious one...not so much). --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:52, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• For.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:20, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• For and this time it's rather honest maybe! --Ж WHEEEEE! 15:35, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• For! --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 15:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against Cazador means hunter; demon is demonio. I'm not votin' for someone who can't even use the right words. And what's with the hand on her/it's shoulder?--The Jeff Killer 22:02, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment: Thanks for your vote, the hand actually looks like that on the original image, something to do with the lighting. I know that cazador means hunter (I also know that THAT was the original name that they were going to use before they settled on Predator) but if you look on, for example, the Wikipedia article on the film you'll see that that is the translation that they used. So there! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Really?. Still a silly reason to vote against.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:18, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

• For —Braydie 22:51, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 00:34, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
• For: el oh el! --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 01:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
• For: but this isn't the first to crack at this idea. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Us1qTl_HV0 --AmericanBastard 06:03, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- This picture = win! --MoosePie 09:01, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. ~ 07:47, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against - Meh. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:51, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- 18:52, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
• For ---- CartoonDiablo 17:06, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I laughed my ass off, and then it took me a half hour to get it bolted back in place. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:04, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
• For the funny... and the creepy. --Kenvalyi 19:40, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Not Pink Elephants

Score:+12 Pink Elephants Featured picture candidate
One Out of Ten Doctors agree: There are no pink elephants in this picture. Image credit: Zombiebaron Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 05:13, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

• Nom and For —Braydie 23:16, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
• For I noticed this image on recent changes, and it made me laugh. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. You're just like kakun didn't get to it first.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:50, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• Comment: Before I place my vote, would someone explain this one to me? --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~01:56, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Seeing pink elephants is a traditional sign of intoxication.--Procopius 15:10, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

• Against. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~16:45, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• Weak For because I think the image relies a bit too much on the caption, but I'll let it slide this time. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  02:36, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against needs to be more pink--Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations} 02:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Free publicity for one of my articles. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:13, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• For the first image in VFP I really like in a really long time.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 07:35, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• Weak Against - Good image, not that much of a laugh. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:07, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against --Mulehunter 13:10, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• For.--Procopius 15:10, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against, it makes more sense on the One Out of Ten Doctors page. Come to think of it, so do I. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:34, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 17:57, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• Must admit when I saw it I considered nomming it for VFP. Hey ho....FOR. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:07, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:59, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against If the title was just plain and simple "animal planet" i'd give it a For. Doesn't fit well at all in the context of the article and that consquently kills the caption.--AmericanBastard 23:39, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• For *titter* --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 00:57, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• .1415926535 of a for I'm not necessarily fond of this, but ZB made me do it. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 01:29, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• weak against Get rid of the random dude on the left and I vote for. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 00:52, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against Pink elephants don't mean anything to me. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:00, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• Fail Against not funny at all this pic FAILS --WELCOME TO MY BRAIN!!!!!

Sockpuppet of CartoonDiablo -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:11, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• For, i'm sorry, i really don't get this picture, so its obvously out of my comic depth, somebody toss me some armbands.--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 21:18, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• Weak for. It's a good picture, but I'm not big on the context. Which is why I call dibs on Pink elephant. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 21:53, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Funny. goshzillacorrespondence 21:27, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I don't see any pink elephants, but that guy's clothing is ridiculous. --Ж WHEEEEE! 21:34, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For ummmm. --KATIE!! 21:09, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• I guess Relies to much on the description, but is funny... --D3koy 21:44, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Oh ho ho, those puns. ~McDestroyertron (talk) 22:56, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For but only because the Animal Planet Logo Matches. Nice touch. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:56, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

UnUsual Suspects

Score:+12 Jars of Honey Featured picture candidate
"The greatest trick Christopher Robin ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Image credit: Mhaille Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —Braydie 00:34, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

• {cough} Self-nom and for, thanks sannse.... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:26, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For: Hmmm... --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 20:29, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For: Hmmm... —Braydie 20:30, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• + --KATIE!! 20:32, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, more things need things from other things photoshopped into their things, y'know?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:33, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For althought I still stand by my statement that cartoon bodies look nice. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:37, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For:Hmmm... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:51, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• fuck yeah - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:18, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• Yep. ~ 21:21, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:24, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. I get it.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:59, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 22:28, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against An image like this was just featured. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:04, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 23:58, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Pseudo Iconography

Score:+9 red string bangles sold Featured picture candidate
Unlike many of today's New Age religions Artificial Pseudoscientology maintains a strong focus on iconography as seen is this 14th Century piece entitled "Madonna and Child". Image credit: Mhaille Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —Braydie 01:03, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

• SN+F - following the current fad.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:15, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 20:17, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Am I missing the joke? --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  22:15, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against I don't get it --GAMESPOT=666 04:17, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Comment - check out the accompanying article. 'Tis a reference to celebrity cults like Church of Kaballah and Scientology, with two notable practioners. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thank you for explaining it to me, but that doesn't change my vote --GAMESPOT=666 03:06, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

• For - Madonna, before the artist came around, referred to the Virgin Mary. Also, the newer Madonna is a religious wacko. R 16:54, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Love it. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:30, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 00:34, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against so tired of the theme, but cool shop job --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 04:08, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against Agree with above --Mulehunter 10:25, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
• For This is good work, and it should be judged on its merits, not whether or not people think that a trend is no longer trendy. If all the people who voted against images tried to create images of this calibre they'd have more apprciation for the time and effort that goes into creating them. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:24, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against Same reason I took a piss on the Jarhead pic. Clever allusion, single angle/objective (madonna=mary), great picture crafting. Just didn't crack me up. Maybe if her eyes were bleeding makeup or something... something like that... might churn my ecclesiastic sense of offensive humor. --AmericanBastard 00:13, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Comment:That would be, like, awful. BTW you're missing the Child/Britney angle that is also referenced in the accompanying article. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• F☭R, 03:15, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 12:41, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. Good enough for me. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:31, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against Blah Blah Blah 21:21, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• For, nicely done -- sannse (talk) 10:58, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Madonna is finally decent... huh yeah therily Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk
• For Maybe make the baby black Kakun  nukaK 18:58, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Comment - Yeah...might have been topical. But if you look carefully the baby is actually Britney Spears. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• For. Took me longer than I'll admit to catch it, but that's partly because of how well done it is. --Anyone 19:05, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. Yet another bizarre case of something being too well-done not doing well at VFP. A suggestion, and you can take it or leave it, is to make the fact that it's Spears a little more obvious via the caption. It's a key element to the joke, and is hard to catch from the picture itself. Excellent work, however.--<<>> 23:02, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
• For My last, single, inspiring edit before leaving to ski is to vote for Mhaille's image. Mhaille, wherever you are, if you don't mention this single inspiring vote in part of your whoring, then I will do absolutely nothing (I'm not here right now, anyway. Sh.) -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:23, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - This is a really nice icon picture! :) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 13:09, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Jedibob5 03:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• Againt. It's well done, but making Madonna into a.... well... a madonna, it's not very witty.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:15, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against --AAA! (AAAA) 02:54, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, but the child should be black. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 11:18, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment: You know I did think of that at first, but in the context of the accompanying article it had to be Britney Spears. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Comment and, eventually, a vote that Mhaille won't like but he'll get revenge by letting the air out of my tires. Or tyres. Maybe both.. That's it! It's a 'chop that works in context with its article. Standalone, it's not grabbing me. *Against.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:51, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

• For. Splendid work. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:48, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Angry God

Score:+10 Holes In The Ocean Featured picture candidate
God is pissed. Image credit: Tripod2282 Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —Braydie 00:43, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

• Nom & For - I found this image on Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid THE IMAGE VERSION, which they claimed was "funny", and the creator of this image says it's his best image yet [1], so I thought I'd give it a try. NOTE: Tripod2282 is the original creator of this image. It may say someone else created it on the image page because the above image is a PNG version of the original, due to a Reefer desk discussion. --AAA! (AAAA) 11:54, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against Thanks for explaining the joke AAA, however if a joke needs to be explained then it isn't funny. Also, its not an original image (as per your nomination), and I prefer the original. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:06, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
• For - You don't need to explain the joke to get it. Also, I don't see the difference between this and my original image. Thankies for teh nom. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~19:34, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
• Nah, 19:51, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
• Nope Why is God pissed now of all times? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:37, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
• For, and I'm not sure what exactly about the joke needs explaining. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:55, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 04:48, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
• For, and where exactly is this explanation? --Sir Jam 09:17, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
• Weak Against Funny, not quite funny enough --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 00:56, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Changing to Abstain --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 02:09, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against "God mocks earth by making a shadow rabbit with His fingers" is terrible but funnier than "God is pissed;" i don't think this picture will work in the funny department without some good context. --AmericanBastard 07:46, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against Not very funny. Al-Pita 08:45, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
• FOR - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:52, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --The Jeff Killer 01:41, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --GAMESPOT=666 02:32, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --User:commanderjay , 30 January 2007 (UTC)
• for. Amazing. goshzillacorrespondence 01:39, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. Yes, very amusing... simple, but it just works --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 01:49, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
• For Visually simple and effective --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:10, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
• AgainstIts not visually amusing enough for me to warrant a for. (me no likey)--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 08:01, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. I always imagined god like that. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 05:47, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against Well made but...boring --Mulehunter 20:19, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Simple yet funny. --General Insineratehymn 00:38, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Blah Blah Blah 14:38, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. -- 00:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• Against I have to agree with Mulehunter here. —rc (t) 05:57, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 08:36, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
• For, per Insineratehymn.--Procopius 16:31, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against, per Mulehunter and Rc.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:18, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

The Road Not Taken

Score:+11 dead ends Featured picture candidate
Robert Frost has conveyed in a very detailed image about The Road Not Taken. Image credit: Gneomi Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —Braydie 01:10, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

• SNF - Take this road instead. It's gneomI 00:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - Make the arrow in the center bigger (like a regular road sign) and consider this a for. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Considerate Done sir! A bit too big? It's gneomI 03:11, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Uhh, I meant pointing the other way (to the right). --AAA! (AAAA) 03:50, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

LOL, ZB and Rad want it to the left while AAA wants it to the right. What should I do now??? It's gneomI 03:59, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh wait, now I get it... --AAA! (AAAA) 04:10, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

• Against WOT THE HELL! There are two ways! Why does it say "One way"! Plus, the joke doesn't work without the text and a whole bunch of other stuff about the decline of VFP. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:25, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

No need to scream, Sir. Also, thankfully we use caption on Uncyclopedia, and every featured picture has a caption. It's gneomI 03:35, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

First off, the caption is not why it is featured. Also, that doesn't explain a thing... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:51, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

• For With the new "One Way" sign this acctaully made me chuckle. Good old Canadian poetry... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:52, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Could use some darkening though. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:52, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

I've darkened (is that a word?) that. Hopefully it's enough. - Cheers -- It's gneomI 03:59, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

'tis good now dear lad. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:04, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

• For I know you've worked hard on this one. You have my vote, sir. R 04:03, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• For literary references (even if it is Frost, blech. The Pulitzer prize is totally a popularity contest).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

For. ~ 13:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

• For. i wanna go there - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:21, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• For.I think I'll take that road today... Swordmaster 20:46, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• For I hadn't voted for this yet? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:44, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:52, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against because both sides look like the lawns not taken. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:16, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against Scholasticaly clever, not blithering hilarious. --AmericanBastard 04:29, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 03:21, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• For I wanna go on the closed road! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• Against I love literary allusions but this just isn't hitting me the right way. —rc (t) 05:55, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against Blah Blah Blah 20:46, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• For! Theiro b bbb b Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk
• Weak For A little too simple for me, and caption needs a little work, but still good enough. --Anyone 19:11, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 13:12, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Piglet's Mugshot

Score:+13 anthropomorphic pigs awaiting trial Featured picture candidate
...the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines... Image credit: Modusoperandi Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 07:12, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

• SN+F. I saw how much fun Zombiebaron had nominating his poo picture, so I'm nom'ing my Pooh picture. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:12, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. Brilliant. ~ 17:17, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --AAA! (AAAA) 02:43, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

discussion moved to Piglet's house

• Conditional For, the comment has to be changed to Modus's vote summary. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:28, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Conditional comment. I tried. I really did. But, if anything, it made it too funny. I can't be responsible for that. I'm just one man!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:14, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

• Definite FOR Very good. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• For. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 00:33, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. This picture is funny.--<<>> 03:16, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against. There are some serious execution issues with this otherwise good image. R 03:47, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Execution problems fixed. NOW it's funny. =P R 13:02, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:20, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 03:16, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• For It's good, although I think the lettering could use a bit more blurring to fit in with the rest of the image. —rc (t) 05:54, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Comment. Done. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:09, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Comment Hm, now I'm thinking the numbers could be arranged in a slightly more aesthetically pleasing way. And it could use some plaid. Somewhere. —rc (t) 06:17, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

• for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 12:39, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:35, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• Weak Against Blah Blah Blah 07:10, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
• Weak For. The picture is alright, but it's the caption that makes it good. Don't quit your day job Modus. (your day job being writing) --Anyone 19:07, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - Thank you for the picture of me! :) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 13:11, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against Doesn't look like piglet at all.Isn't he supposed to be pink? Jedibob5 03:09, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Comment Um... --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:12, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

• AH! For! Had I not voted? I thought I voted, like, third. Right after AAA!. Oh well. Anyway, I have fond memories of Pooh Bear from my own childhood... which, unlike most of your own childhoods, was two weeks ago. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:37, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Popup Blocked

Score:+17 Popups blocked Featured picture candidate
Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired. Image credit: Blah Blah Blah Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 07:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

• Self nom and For It's an actual screenshot, but it is original. I made the Javascript code to produce the popup, and then took a screenshot of it. Blah Blah Blah 14:37, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against, despite making me giggle a little. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:58, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

• Changed my mind, For. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:38, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

• Against, despite making Squiggle giggle a little. (Squiggle giggle, Squiggle giggle, Squiggle giggle. Say it with me).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:29, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

For ...got a security update from Microsoft. New feature: random crashes. Hurrah! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:53, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

• Comment Can you get a high res version? --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 21:11, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

• For now that quality is better. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 01:32, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

• For - two people here laughed out loud the moment they saw it - David Gerard 22:04, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
• Conditional For - Make it more clearer (I suggest PNG) and this will be a for. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:31, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Now that quality is better. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:38, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Just increase the resolution and I think you have a winner. --General Insineratehymn 22:33, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
• For, though I'm with the two dudes ahead of me.--<<>> 23:41, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Updated it to a PNG (I actually had to redo the entire process and make a new screenshot, because I couldn't find the old file). Blah Blah Blah 23:50, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
• For.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:00, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against Text-based jokes (which I don't get). --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:16, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

• Comment. What good is a popup blocker that pops up to tell you when it blocks a popup? That's why it's funny. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 06:41, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

• Against --GAMESPOT=666 04:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - It's gneomI 12:30, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• for the irony - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:14, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against There is already a featured popups image. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:45, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against, the other popups one is better AND the white background is tacky. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:57, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 12:40, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. God, that's funny. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:55, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Someone deleted the last against I left here. --AmericanBastard 23:41, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

  Comment I don't see how. --Sir Modusoperandi