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St. Stephen the Martyr (history, logs)

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St. Stephen the ProtoMartyr, the first adherant of the Christian faith to be martyred.<p> According to the New Testament Acts of the Apostles, Stephen attached sixteen sticks of dynamite to his chest, detonating them in a crowded market in Jerusalem, killing 32 Zionists and 2 Great Satans, and wounding dozens more. Stephen is venerated as a Saint by the Catholic Church, and in many countries St. Stephen's Day is a publicly recognized holiday.

St. Stephen is depicted here in a 12th century Orthodox icon. The grenade in his hand is probably anachronistic.

Image credit: Isra1337
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Score: 11 civilian casualties
For Votes: 14
  1. Self-nom and for because I am a narcassistic bastard. And because I spent like four hours on the frickin grenade. ---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 06:40, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  2. Brilliant. Makes me want to convert to Catholic. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 10:14, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  3. Divine This is the best picture I have seen in a long time.SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 12:30, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  4. HA-LEL-U-YAH!, erm, For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:07, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  5. For that's brilliant. EamonnPKeane 18:10, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  6. For, because I was the jerk that kept making you re-do the grenade, and it looks great now.  ;)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:34, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  7. Creepy Muslim yell thingy (for) --User:Nintendorulez 22:37, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  8. For. Now we only need a muslim martyr being eaten by lions in a roman colliseum.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:51, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  9. For. Hilarious, and GOOD unlike most stuff lately. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 00:43, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  10. For, although they'll probably show me this vote when I'm in hell.--Procopius 18:47, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  11. For Don't get it? Take a look at religion for the past 2000 or so years. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:30, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  12. For, it's old school martyr meets new school martyr.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:55, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  13. For I have some issues with the integration of the dynamite, but the overall image is good and clever enough to deserve featuring. —rc (t) 20:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  14. Yay. Well deserved of a place in the Ivory Tower. - NewMess1ah 22:21, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against. I don't get it, and I don't ever want to see it again.--The Jeff Killer 19:39, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron
  3. PiOfFive

Featuredrc (t) 05:56, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

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