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This is one small step for a gentleman, rather too much for working class types, I fear Image credit: Mhaille Last edited by: Roman Dog Bird 07:26, 25 June 2009 |
ChronChron.jpg
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The creation of Uncyclopedia (or alternatively you could imagine your own funny caption here). Image credit: Sannse Last edited by: Dexter111344 22:00, 24 June 2009 |
Planet!!
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Pluto's revenge after being demoted. Sun and Moon were no help to Earth. Image credit: Tedmund Last edited by: Algorithm 05:31, 15 June 2009 |
iWin
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Even the power of an iPod is no match for the common gun. Image credit: Llama-Llover Last edited by: 195.229.241.171 08:40, 14 June 2009 |
Chill The Fuck Out
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Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax. Image credit: RadicalX Last edited by: Todd Lyons 01:18, 13 June 2009 |
Rock Gods
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Symphonia, the Greek goddess of rock (Opera in Roman mythology) was one of the lesser goddesses born to Tethys and Oceanus. She is said to bless those who truly appreciate "a killer riff" by turning herself into a sculpture made out of stone (it is assumed marble). She is considered a lesser goddess because this happened only once. Image credit: Zombiebaron Last edited by: Todd Lyons 01:17, 13 June 2009 |
Moais True Feeling
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Now we know why they look so intense, all of them. Image credit: Gneomi Last edited by: Todd Lyons 01:15, 13 June 2009 |
Microsoft Word Processor
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The Microsoft Word Processor is good for the office and the kitchen! It can be yours for just 3 easy payments of $39.99! Image credit: Tripod2282 Last edited by: Todd Lyons 01:13, 13 June 2009 |
Professional Potato Sack Racing
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After tiring of bourgeois racing events such as MotoGP and Formula One, Valentino Rossi enters the competitive world of Potato Sack Racing Image credit: Sonje Last edited by: Zombiebaron 22:18, 12 June 2009 |
Pen Island
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This is just tasteless. Absolutely juvenile! Image credit: User:Zana Dark Last edited by: Roman Dog Bird 15:26, 7 June 2009 |
Lego Assassination
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The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay. Image credit: Sliferjam Last edited by: 90.203.190.148 17:11, 4 June 2009 |
Pope Dawkins
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Richard Dawkins, leading atheist and crusader for science, begins to take his role too seriously and surprises us all with his worrying new look. Image credit: Seeker Last edited by: Kychot 09:24, 30 May 2009 |
Paris Stilton
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Bad Puns are still cheesy, even in French... Image credit: Zombiebaron Last edited by: RAHB 23:11, 27 May 2009 |
SwineFlu
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Once the pharmaceutical companies had porked the porcine strain with mother's classic formula, the only epidemic plaguing the world was terrible, terrible puns. Image credit: Lemsip for providing the original and me for editing as well as coral for letting me edit it. Last edited by: Modusoperandi 07:48, 24 May 2009 |
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You know what they say, "You can't shit a shitter". But M.C. Escher will be damned if he didn't try! Image credit: KneeChee27 Last edited by: Joe9320 09:48, 23 May 2009 |
"tihs" is funny
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Never underestimate the power of the dwarf. Image credit: Modusoperandi Last edited by: The Woodburninator 18:15, 13 May 2009 |
""Saving"" Private Elmo
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This film is brought to you by The Number Eight: The number of muppets it takes to save one. Image credit: Sonje Last edited by: Flutter 23:07, 3 May 2009 |
WikiSphere.jpg
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Imagine a world in which the sum of all human knowledge is in your hand. Image credit: SunnyChow Last edited by: CrabPope 13:43, 25 April 2009 |
iPod Jesus
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Just his luck that it got stuck on Jesus Christ Superstar that fateful afternoon... Image credit: Prettiestpretty Last edited by: 67.189.214.236 05:00, 17 April 2009 |
FIFA 2010 Logo - Armed Robbery Edition
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The revised logo for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa has been designed to incorporate the host nation's actual national sport... Image credit: Sonje Last edited by: Gerrycheevers 18:41, 8 April 2009 |
Michael and the children.jpg
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Like Jesus, Michael Jackson just wants the little children to come to him. Image credit: Sonje Last edited by: Not A Good Username360 23:46, 6 April 2009 |
Popup Blocked
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Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired. Image credit: Blah Blah Blah Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:03, 5 April 2009 |
Stained Glass Mr. T
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Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world. Image credit: RadicalX Last edited by: Jamalkeys 20:15, 4 April 2009 |
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Mr. T offers a new day for America. A Day of Pity. Image credit: RadicalX Last edited by: Monika 01:29, 23 March 2009 |
Driveby Giraffe
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During the early to mid-1990s, drive-by giraffing was a major problem throughout Europe and Africa. Since then numbers have reduced, following a pact between rival gangs. However, they are on the rise in Los Angeles once again, particularly in and around the zoo, as African giraffe's attempt to reestablish dominance in their neighborhoods. Image credit: RadicalX Last edited by: Gerrycheevers 14:45, 18 March 2009 |
Poker hand
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He had an excellent hand... Image credit: Sonje Last edited by: Sonje 14:57, 17 March 2009 |
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Due to the fragile nature of the small coins, its is often necessary to cover the dong for protection. Image credit: Sonje Last edited by: Under user 10:42, 6 March 2009 |
Image:Boobies.jpg
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Hunted almost to extinction for their magnificent plumage, the booby population has exploded thanks to careful protection by ornithologists of the final breeding pair. Two boobies, in the vernacular of birdwatching, are known as "a pair of tits". Image credit: Modusoperandi Last edited by: Optimuschris 23:40, 4 March 2009 |
I burning your dog!
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This animal-mutilation image is medium-rare. You can help Uncyclopedia by cooking it further. Image credit: Necropaxx Last edited by: Docile hippopotamus 09:28, 4 March 2009 |
The Jean Pool
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Experts advise against chlorinating the jean pool, as it causes the dye to bleed, and acid-washed jeans haven't been cool since '86. Image credit: RadicalX Last edited by: Boomer 02:40, 23 February 2009 |




