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Hitler fucking a bear
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 This photograph, recently discovered in the Bundesarchiv, gives a rare insight into the inner workings of the Third Reich Image credit: Concept: Zombiebaron. Image: Bizzeebeever Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 13:49:18 |
Popup Blocked
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 Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired. Image credit: Blah Blah Blah Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:52:04 |
KGB Stalin
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 If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing. Image credit: Bezdomniy Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:47:42 |
Doctor Skullthumper
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 A qualified medical practitioner demonstrates the "Skullthumping" diagnosis technique. Image credit: RAHB Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:41:44 |
Disturbingly accurate fortune cookie
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 Every once in a while fortune cookie fortunes are right friggin' on. Image credit: Modusoperandi Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:17:02 |
Kennedy Statue
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 Statue of John F. Kennedy, first Caesar of the American Empire, located close to the Senate steps upon which he was brutally murdered by Liius Brutus Oswaldii in AD 63. Image credit: LinkTGF Last edited by: Tasmania 2012-09-30 23:34:03 |
Photoshopped burning wind turbine
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 Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process. Image credit: Lantash Last edited by: GEORGIEGIBBONS 2012-09-29 18:29:15 |
TicklingoftheDamned2
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 Thou shall not invoke the wrath of God, lest thou be condemned to an eternity of tickling! Image credit: Claudius Prime Last edited by: Matthlock 2012-09-05 18:50:45 |
Image:Occam's Razor in Action.jpg
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 Norelco's flagship product, Occam's Razor, has nearly the same effect on philosophers as it does on their arguments. Unfortunately it doesn't do much about beards. Image credit: Martinultima Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-07-26 06:49:39 |
Entering Arizona
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 When passing from the wasteland of New Mexico into the wasteland of Arizona, certain devotional tasks are appropriate. Image credit: Zombiebaron and Mhaille Last edited by: Zombiebaron 2012-07-07 16:24:04 |
Anvil Testing
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 The American military routinely uses the elderly for weapons testing, as a way to control population growth and keep the price of prunes low. Image credit: Original concept: MoneySign. Current version: Bizzeebeever Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-07-06 18:23:38 |
Bad News soup
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 Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse... Image credit: Doug Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2012-06-03 05:49:28 |
Lance Brick
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 When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century. Image credit: Sunsneezer Last edited by: MadMax 2012-03-17 22:59:35 |
DJ Beathoven
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 DJ Beathoven was one of the early pioneers of dubstep. He is known for the unique wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub sound of his music. Image credit: Zombiebaron Last edited by: Xamralco 2012-02-28 23:37:39 |
The Loofahwaffe
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 Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies. Image credit: Zombiebaron and Lyrithya Last edited by: Aleister in Chains 2012-02-27 16:35:53 |
Darwin and St. Michael
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 St. Michael the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to prevent him from revealing Michael's horrible secret. Darwin, belonging to the fitter of the species, survived. Image credit: Isra1337 Last edited by: Wall Dough 2012-01-28 13:49:32 |
Truthful Vending Coffee Machine
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 The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa. Image credit: Modusoperandi Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-01-15 21:13:38 |
Tyrannosaurus Banks
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 Production photos from the next Jurassic Park film, starring Tyra Banks, have been released. Ebert has already given it 5 stars. Image credit: Imrealized Last edited by: Dannehvirus 2012-01-10 00:29:20 |
Edgar Allan Po
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 The sun is setting o'r the shore. Quoth the tubbies: "Nevermore". Image credit: JohnnyRaven and Prettiestpretty and RabbiTechno Last edited by: SquadalaGuy 2012-01-06 00:38:54 |
Pot plant
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 Even the plants are weird in Japan. This particular pot plant features multiple smaller pot plants in carefully crafted pots created specifically for the occasion. Or in the words of the artist, "I got stoned and spent three days trimming my pot plant. Now I'm gonna smoke it." Image credit: Lyrithya and some stoned guys Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-12-31 21:56:00 |
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 When relaxing on the beaches in Mexico, always remember to use protection! Image credit: Mattsnow, Bizzeebeever Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-12-10 15:30:32 |
GI Jew: The Movie
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 GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real. Image credit: RadicalX Last edited by: AmericanBastard 2011-12-09 15:35:38 |
Building rectangle
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Chainsawcharge.jpg
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 Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war. Image credit: Asahatter Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-09-23 09:29:02 |
The Toast Cat Diagram
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 To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored. Image credit: Xenonex Last edited by: Andorin Kato 2011-08-13 22:01:26 |
Vague
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 It's the Magazine for People™! Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio and Bizzeebeever Last edited by: Oliphaunte 2011-07-30 18:48:04 |
Goatsebusters
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 There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call? Image credit: RadicalX Last edited by: Algorithm 2011-07-28 21:26:07 |
mehHarmony
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 For those guys who just can't handle the truth, our new online dating service, mehHarmony, brings quick and un-satisfying results to even the most egomaniacal of men. Image credit: Llama-Llover Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-07-12 12:02:01 |
The Great Wave Off Fukushima
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 Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan.
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Boogies with Badgers
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 Kevin Costner's follow up to the moderately successful Dances with Wolves was not the big hit that Hollywood Producers had been hoping for... Image credit: Mhaille Last edited by: NoNamesLeft 2011-07-06 03:34:25 |
