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Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse...

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If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing.

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Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2012-05-21 18:39:42

This photograph, recently discovered in the Bundesarchiv, gives a rare insight into the inner workings of the Third Reich

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Last edited by: Roman Dog Bird 2012-04-13 22:26:41

When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century.

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Last edited by: MadMax 2012-03-17 22:59:35

DJ Beathoven was one of the early pioneers of dubstep. He is known for the unique wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub sound of his music.

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Last edited by: Xamralco 2012-02-28 23:37:39

Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies.

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St. Michael the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to prevent him from revealing Michael's horrible secret. Darwin, belonging to the fitter of the species, survived.

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The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.

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Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-01-15 21:13:38

Statue of John F. Kennedy, first Caesar of the American Empire, located close to the Senate steps upon which he was brutally murdered by Liius Brutus Oswaldii in AD 63.

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Production photos from the next Jurassic Park film, starring Tyra Banks, have been released. Ebert has already given it 5 stars.

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The sun is setting o'r the shore. Quoth the tubbies: "Nevermore".

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Even the plants are weird in Japan. This particular pot plant features multiple smaller pot plants in carefully crafted pots created specifically for the occasion. Or in the words of the artist, "I got stoned and spent three days trimming my pot plant. Now I'm gonna smoke it."

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Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-12-31 21:56:00

When relaxing on the beaches in Mexico, always remember to use protection!
(This message brought to you by the Mexico Tourism Board)

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Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-12-10 15:30:32

GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-09-25 08:27:17

Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war.

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Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-09-23 09:29:02

To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored.

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Last edited by: Andorin Kato 2011-08-13 22:01:26

It's the Magazine for People™!

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Last edited by: Oliphaunte 2011-07-30 18:48:04

There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call?

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Last edited by: Algorithm 2011-07-28 21:26:07

For those guys who just can't handle the truth, our new online dating service, mehHarmony, brings quick and un-satisfying results to even the most egomaniacal of men.

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Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-07-12 12:02:01

Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan.

The Great Wave Off Fukushima. color woodcut. 1823,1930,2011-12. Part of The Thirty-six Glows From Plant Daichii series by 250 year old Ukiyo-e (and recently loli) artist Katsushika Hokusai.

The Great Wave of Fukushima is part of a groundbreaking new series of remastered prints that comprise the (evidently immortal) artist's comment on both the tragedy of the recent disaster at Fukushima and what he (not exactly a traditionalist himself in his younger days) believes "is representative of the cultural degradation, excess, and perverse fantasy of Japanese today - as well as some floating sushi".

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Last edited by: Magic man 2011-07-08 15:43:37

Kevin Costner's follow up to the moderately successful Dances with Wolves was not the big hit that Hollywood Producers had been hoping for...

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Last edited by: NoNamesLeft 2011-07-06 03:34:25

One of the last surviving scans of John Aglethorpe's infamous Ode to the Monotony of Life, a nearly year-long piece composed of alterations between A sharp and B flat tied together.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-07-04 13:35:30

The revised logo for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa has been designed to incorporate the host nation's actual national sport...

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A sickophant in its natural habitat.

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Last edited by: Dr. Skullthumper 2011-05-25 16:15:04

Chairman Meow

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Last edited by: Sonje 2011-05-14 02:14:04

God is pissed.

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Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-05-13 09:52:46

Movie poster for the epic film, Grue vs. Grue.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 08:04:40

An amusing satire on popular nonsense.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 08:02:24

George W. Bush, shown searching for 'Iraqian' WMDs during playtime at the White House.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:56:53