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This is one small step for a gentleman, rather too much for working class types, I fear

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The creation of Uncyclopedia (or alternatively you could imagine your own funny caption here).

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Last edited by: Dexter111344 22:00, 24 June 2009

Pluto's revenge after being demoted. Sun and Moon were no help to Earth.

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Last edited by: Algorithm 05:31, 15 June 2009

Even the power of an iPod is no match for the common gun.

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Last edited by: 195.229.241.171 08:40, 14 June 2009

Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

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Last edited by: Todd Lyons 01:18, 13 June 2009

Symphonia, the Greek goddess of rock (Opera in Roman mythology) was one of the lesser goddesses born to Tethys and Oceanus. She is said to bless those who truly appreciate "a killer riff" by turning herself into a sculpture made out of stone (it is assumed marble). She is considered a lesser goddess because this happened only once.

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Last edited by: Todd Lyons 01:17, 13 June 2009

Now we know why they look so intense, all of them.

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The Microsoft Word Processor is good for the office and the kitchen! It can be yours for just 3 easy payments of $39.99!

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Last edited by: Todd Lyons 01:13, 13 June 2009

After tiring of bourgeois racing events such as MotoGP and Formula One, Valentino Rossi enters the competitive world of Potato Sack Racing

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Last edited by: Zombiebaron 22:18, 12 June 2009

This is just tasteless. Absolutely juvenile!

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Last edited by: Roman Dog Bird 15:26, 7 June 2009

The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay.

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Richard Dawkins, leading atheist and crusader for science, begins to take his role too seriously and surprises us all with his worrying new look.

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Bad Puns are still cheesy, even in French...

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Last edited by: RAHB 23:11, 27 May 2009

Once the pharmaceutical companies had porked the porcine strain with mother's classic formula, the only epidemic plaguing the world was terrible, terrible puns.

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Last edited by: Modusoperandi 07:48, 24 May 2009

You know what they say, "You can't shit a shitter". But M.C. Escher will be damned if he didn't try!

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Never underestimate the power of the dwarf.

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This film is brought to you by The Number Eight: The number of muppets it takes to save one.

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Imagine a world in which the sum of all human knowledge is in your hand.

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Last edited by: CrabPope 13:43, 25 April 2009

Just his luck that it got stuck on Jesus Christ Superstar that fateful afternoon...

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The revised logo for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa has been designed to incorporate the host nation's actual national sport...

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Last edited by: Gerrycheevers 18:41, 8 April 2009

Like Jesus, Michael Jackson just wants the little children to come to him.

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Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

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Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:03, 5 April 2009

Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world.

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Mr. T offers a new day for America. A Day of Pity.

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Last edited by: Monika 01:29, 23 March 2009

During the early to mid-1990s, drive-by giraffing was a major problem throughout Europe and Africa. Since then numbers have reduced, following a pact between rival gangs. However, they are on the rise in Los Angeles once again, particularly in and around the zoo, as African giraffe's attempt to reestablish dominance in their neighborhoods.

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Last edited by: Gerrycheevers 14:45, 18 March 2009

He had an excellent hand...

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Last edited by: Sonje 14:57, 17 March 2009

Due to the fragile nature of the small coins, its is often necessary to cover the dong for protection.

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Hunted almost to extinction for their magnificent plumage, the booby population has exploded thanks to careful protection by ornithologists of the final breeding pair. Two boobies, in the vernacular of birdwatching, are known as "a pair of tits".

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This animal-mutilation image is medium-rare. You can help Uncyclopedia by cooking it further.

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Experts advise against chlorinating the jean pool, as it causes the dye to bleed, and acid-washed jeans haven't been cool since '86.

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Last edited by: Boomer 02:40, 23 February 2009