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Let's Go Fly a Kike!

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Let's Go Fly a Kike!

A classic family activity as timeless as timelessness itself!

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: 115.133.202.2 05:00, December 13, 2009

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Winnniethepoohfather.jpg

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Winnniethepoohfather.jpg

"You have to answer for Robin, Eeyore. You fingered Christopher for the Barzini people." ~ Winnie Corleone

Image credit: Modusoperandiā€Ž


Last edited by: Under user 13:12, December 9, 2009

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Hand Grenade

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Hand Grenade

The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you.

Image credit: Mosquitopsu


Last edited by: 92.12.31.10 13:17, December 5, 2009

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I burning your dog!

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I burning your dog!

This animal-mutilation image is medium-rare. You can help Uncyclopedia by cooking it further.

Image credit: Necropaxx


Last edited by: Necropaxx 02:10, November 21, 2009

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The Baron at the Battle of Waterloo

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The Baron at the Battle of Waterloo

The Red Baron causing havoc at the Battle of Waterloo

Image credit: Under user


Last edited by: 95.111.111.33 20:22, November 13, 2009

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TicklingoftheDamned2

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TicklingoftheDamned2

Thou shall not invoke the wrath of god, lest thou be condemned to an eternity of tickling!

Image credit: Claudius Prime


Last edited by: Rbpolsen 07:57, November 3, 2009

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"ShitterParadox.png

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"ShitterParadox.png

You know what they say, "You can't shit a shitter". But M.C. Escher will be damned if he didn't try!

Image credit: KneeChee27


Last edited by: RAHB 01:55, October 29, 2009

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Cornwallis Surrenders

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Cornwallis Surrenders

General Cornwallis, after initial demands for T.P. for his bunghole, surrenders to General Washington at Yorktown. Cornwallis, however, refused to return Washington's hat, even after being called a 'fartknocker'.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Bradaphraser 01:55, October 20, 2009

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KGB Stalin

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KGB Stalin

If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearin

Image credit: Bezdomniy


Last edited by: Syndrome 14:51, October 12, 2009

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Edgar Allan Po

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Edgar Allan Po

The sun is setting o'r the shore. Quoth the tubbies: "Nevermore".

Image credit: JohnnyRaven and Prettiestpretty and RabbiTechno


Last edited by: Rbpolsen 02:28, October 7, 2009

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Lincoln's Laptop

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Lincoln's Laptop

And so it was that Abraham Lincoln was shot, killed by an actor for sending those stupid 'Joke of the Day' E-mails to Jefferson Davis.

Image credit: Silius


Last edited by: Rbpolsen 01:46, October 7, 2009

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Fox News: Middle-earth edition

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Fox News: Middle-earth edition

In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market.

Image credit: Kharpert


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:47, September 19, 2009

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Money Tree

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Money Tree

This "holiday" "season", instead of spending "your" money on "gifts", why not just "ductape" it to a tree, in the "forest", give your "family" a map, and hope they all "freeze to death"?

Image credit: Hindleyite


Last edited by: Electrified mocha chinchilla 15:12, September 17, 2009

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Africamapclear

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Africamapclear

Africa is widely known by those in the US to be Earth's shittiest continent. For one thing, the land is wracked with hunger, poverty, disease, and genocide. It is also filled with monkeys, like those parks where they tear your car to shreds. Not a pleasant place, all things considered. (Rwanda sucks and has a very retarded name.) Things from Africa include: zoo animals, human trials, like monkeys; lots of fruit...um... AIDS? AIDS is from there, right? And black people? Hey, is that where African Americans came from? Yeah? Well, who knew?

Image credit: Jordanus


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:26, September 15, 2009

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Boogies with Badgers

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Boogies with Badgers

Kevin Costner's follow up to the moderately successful Dances with Wolves was not the big hit that Hollywood Producers had been hoping for...

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 02:08, September 14, 2009

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Kung Pooh

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Kung Pooh

Proof that the Tao of Pooh isn't something to be overlooked...

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Modusoperandi 03:38, September 11, 2009

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Little Miss Psycho

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Little Miss Psycho

Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating.

Image credit: Bonjo Nelson


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:45, September 8, 2009

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Mickeys

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Mickeys

Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers.

Image credit: Rcmurphy


Last edited by: Criselnox 12:02, September 6, 2009

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GI Jew: The Movie

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GI Jew: The Movie

GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:31, September 5, 2009

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UnUsual Suspects

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UnUsual Suspects

"The greatest trick Christopher Robin ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:05, August 30, 2009

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Tom Wants You!

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Tom Wants You!

Why wouldn't you join? Tom Cruise is a member! Don't you trust Tom?

Image credit: LinkTGF


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:16, August 30, 2009

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Tom Hanks Pro Skater 4

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Tom Hanks Pro Skater 4

Tom Hanks' love of extreme sports generated his venture into the games market, with such classics such as the Tom Hanks' Proskater series, Joe vs the Volcano II and Philadelphia.

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 17:30, August 27, 2009

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Age of Umpires

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Age of Umpires

A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket.

Image credit: Hindleyite


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:20, August 26, 2009

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Evil Cookie Monster

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Evil Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster's last name becomes much more accurate when he is deprived of cookies...

Image credit: Count of Monkey Crisco


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:13, August 26, 2009

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Mohammed Cartoon (?)

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Mohammed Cartoon (?)

Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be the back of Mohammad's head.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:05, August 26, 2009

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Popup Blocked

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Popup Blocked

Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

Image credit: Blah Blah Blah


Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 05:25, August 24, 2009

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Gandhi - First Blood Part 1

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Gandhi - First Blood Part 1

M. K. Gandhi (Sylvester Stallone) is a former member of an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, and was awarded a Medal of Honor for his service in the Zulu War. Gandhi - First Blood tells the tale of his reintergration into society as well as his involvement within the Indian independence movement. A touching and heartfelt movie for all the family.

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Roman Dog Bird 05:09, August 17, 2009

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Truthful Vending Coffee Machine

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Truthful Vending Coffee Machine

The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Staircase 04:44, August 17, 2009

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Stained Glass Mr. T

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Stained Glass Mr. T

Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 04:42, August 17, 2009

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HalloweenCrossBurning.png

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HalloweenCrossBurning.png

The Klan's Halloween cross burnings are fun for the whole family!

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 04:38, August 17, 2009

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