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Official album sleeve of Ken Dodd's classic Strange Fruit LP from 1939 has been digitally coloured for the pleasure of one's optical jellies.
Image credit: Sir Mac Boswell
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Land of the Jews, based on promo poster for George A. Romero's film Land of the Dead.
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Delicious, according to Quakers.
Image credit: SIR MAC BOSWELL [†] 09:24, February 7, 2014 (UTC)
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During the early to mid-1990s, drive-by giraffing was a major problem throughout Europe and Africa. Since then numbers have reduced, following a pact between rival gangs. However, they are on the rise in Los Angeles once again, particularly in and around the zoo, as African giraffe's attempt to reestablish dominance in their neighborhoods.
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Add a funny caption here
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|And THIS is how you fuck a bear!.jpg - 14 raw bears ( 14 / 0 )|
This photograph, recently discovered in the Bundesarchiv, gives a rare insight into the inner workings of the Third Reich
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Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.
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If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing.
Image credit: Bezdomniy
|Skullthumper.jpg - 10 dented skulls ( 15 / 5 )|
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Every once in a while fortune cookie fortunes are right friggin' on.
Image credit: Modusoperandi
|Kennedy Statue Vatican.jpg - 4 Dead Kennedys ( 13 / 9 )|
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|Photoshopped_burning_wind_turbine.jpg - 8 Smouldering birdchopppers ( 8 / 0 )|
Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process.
Image credit: Lantash
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Thou shall not invoke the wrath of God, lest thou be condemned to an eternity of tickling!
Image credit: Claudius Prime
|Occam's Razor in Action.jpg - 13 total votes ( 15 / 2 )|
Norelco's flagship product, Occam's Razor, has nearly the same effect on philosophers as it does on their arguments. Unfortunately it doesn't do much about beards.
Image credit: Martinultima
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The American military routinely uses the elderly for weapons testing, as a way to control population growth and keep the price of prunes low.
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Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse...
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When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century.
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DJ Beathoven was one of the early pioneers of dubstep. He is known for the unique wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub sound of his music.
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Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies.
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|Truthfulvendingmachine2.jpg - 8 cups of brown muck ( 12 / 4 )|
The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.
Image credit: Modusoperandi
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The sun is setting o'r the shore. Quoth the tubbies: "Nevermore".
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Even the plants are weird in Japan. This particular pot plant features multiple smaller pot plants in carefully crafted pots created specifically for the occasion. Or in the words of the artist, "I got stoned and spent three days trimming my pot plant. Now I'm gonna smoke it."
Image credit: Lyrithya and some stoned guys
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