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Cycloglasses.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Cycloglasses

If you hate it when someone breaks your sunglasses into half, you will be pretty pissed off (or in nirvana) when you try out these single-eye shades.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 sticks in your skull
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:37, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. SNORFELD -- Two per week? U-Turn is ancient! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:37, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against 1) Good idea, poor execution. 2) Needs a better caption. - Really, if the edges were smoother and there was more time put into this, it would probably have a good shot at feature. You just need to clean it up a bit. -RAHB 17:09, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against; perhaps you should take advantage of the Reefer Desk in the future Gert5, because this isn't the first time you've had a fairly good idea that has been sabotaged by its execution. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:58, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Even if the picture was quality, it wouldn't be funny anyway. ~ Readmesoon
  4. Against per againsts #1 and #2, not so much #3. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:51, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. as per all of the above Robertodole 23:57, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:06, 27 August 2008 (UTC)


Crowley Emergency Room.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
CrowleyVibe4

The "Great Beast" Aleister Crowley pictured at the Hastings Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting room, when asked about the incident he replied "never play sex games with the devil in the dark". The lighter grey was to make it look more authentic.

Image credit: Vitaloverdose
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Dildo-headed occultists
Nomination: Vitaloverdose 20:57, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Actually, I rather like it. For. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:59, Aug 2
  2. Fixed the one problem the image had. Feature this baby now. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  3. For Well, the gray doesn't bother me too much. It's still well done, and made me laugh. -RAHB 11:17, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Im quite pleased with how it tuned out. Usually id make the image stronger but i went for an authentic look.--Vitaloverdose 22:21, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. lol. i think a lot of work went into that pic. its a clasic--84.45.226.149 18:25, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
    Obvious sock is obvious. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:49, Sep 6
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against, I know I'm not confused (because I checked, twice) when I say, "The only difference between this version of the image and the older version of this image is that this version is more greyish, and Crowley's eyes are crossed". Basically, the older one looked better, in my opinion... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:04, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Nah Still doesn't make me laugh --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 03:49, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Meh, again. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 18:33, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against, as per me a few pixels down. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:03, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote OK, this can leave VFP now. ~ Readmesoon
  6. Against, Sorry, don't get it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:21, Aug 31
  7. Neh. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:24, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Conditional For There's surely a way you can fix up that dismal grey in a couple seconds. The rest is just fine. -RAHB 03:24, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

  • I actually like this one a lot better, but I suppose it's not the one on VFP, so... -RAHB 00:11, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  • abstain, as i don't get it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:26, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Abstain, as per Gerry. I think I get it due to the caption, but it's not enough. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 19:12, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:24, 7 September 2008 (UTC)


Lars Ulrich's High School Photo (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Lars

Despite currently being a thrash metal musician, Lars was a disco nut in the 70's. Much envy was felt towards him, as he was the only white kid in town that could even grow a fro.

Image credit: LinkTGF
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 wicked fro(s)
Nomination: Roman Dog Bird 03:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. This is still the funniest picture on the whole website. I love it so much, I recently added it to my user page and sig. UnIdiot provided the first sentence of the caption. I try to give credit where it is due. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 03:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. For. Admittedly, the image could probably be cleaned up a bit, but it's too great to vote anything but for. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 03:38, Sep 1
  3. For. The fro bugs me a little bit, but it's funny enough to make up for it. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 03:39, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. For. I don't get it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:25, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. It's like my high school grad photo, except poorly photoshopped, and with skin so blindingly white that it hurts my eyes to look at it. Against. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 09:09, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against It's just a dude with a fro. Nothing special. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:49, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
    You do know which band Lar Ulrich is in, right? - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 04:35, Sep 2
  3. Not much of a fro' . check out the fro' in the film naked gun--VitalOD 00:13, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. If it were more obvious (and maybe better done) I'd reconsider --Mister Otter 18:41, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. Ugly and pointless. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:56, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against - I don't appreciate pictures of my high school yearbook photo (Class of '06) on the main page. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:23, Sep. 10, 2008
  7. Nah. Got the joke, didn't laugh. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:33, Sep 12
Comments
  • I googled him and found he's in Metallica. Why the afro? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:11, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
    Irony I guess? It's pretty poor chopping and doesn't make me laugh though D: --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:29, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
    It's funny because it's ironic, inimical of our place in society... dumbasses!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY YOU, DJ!   Le Cejak <11:50, 02 Sep 2008>
    I'M JUST SHOUTING FOR NO REASON EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:08, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
    I'M JUST SHOUTING IN ITALICS, BECAUSE I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT! WHY ARE YOU SO STOHPID??!?!?!?!??!?   Le Cejak <12:18, 02 Sep 2008>
    HEY, I RAISED YOU! THE ONLY THING YOU TAUGHT ME WAS CRAPPY INNUENDO. SHOUTING IS THE SPORT OF KINGS WHO SHOUT! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:36, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
    WE TRULY ARE CAPTAINS OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, WE WHO SHOUT IN ITALICS!!!!   Le Cejak <12:58, 02 Sep 2008>
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:47, 12 September 2008 (UTC)


THE SECRET (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
THE SECRET

THE SECRET OF GETTING AHEAD IS GETTING STARTED

Image credit: Insert BIG_DUKE
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. N+F Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against - Um, no. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:54, Sep. 14, 2008
  2. Against. That's almost as funny as the vending machine that sells "old Milk". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:12, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. ...what? No. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 14:20, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Photoshop truly is magical!   Le Cejak <14:31, 14 Sep 2008>
  5. Not even close to enough text in this picture. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:54, Sep 14
  6. Symbol against vote If you need instructions on how to help us, check out the enclosed instruction book.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:28 Sep 15, 2008
Comments
  1. I like it, even if it's not a feature. It's the kind of motivational poster I'd expect to see in a middle school classroom, except enhanced by a middle-schooler. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:01, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. yeh thats pretty much what it is The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mr.Question MARK (talk • contribs) diff
    Don't forget to sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~). If you don't, you'll go bald. Trust me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:02, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Removed at -5. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:10, 18 September 2008 (UTC)


Wendys Logo.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Wendys Logo

Image credit: Ranger Bill
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: 216.56.26.2 12:57, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 5
  1. Nah. First, Osama's head looks weird. Second, it's not funny. ... 2 reasons will do, right? Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:08, Sep 12
  2. There is not enough green. Add more green. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:48, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Forget green, this needs MORE TEXT. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:03, Sep 12
  4. Nah. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:25, Sep 13
  5. Forget the text. It needs more Syndrome. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:02, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Removed at -5. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:10, 18 September 2008 (UTC)


Penis Baron (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
PenisBaron

The Fearless Aviator and loyal member of the Armed Services, Penis Baron was shot down by Biggles in 1917 over Flanders where he ejaculated out of his cockpit. His remains were never discovered...

Image credit: RAHB
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Phallic Pilots
Nomination: MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. For EXPLANATION NOT REQUIRED --MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. I was hexed --Brik 12.27, 19. August 2008
  3. A Standing Ovation --Nickwalnut 09:59, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Four balls     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   10:39, Wednesday 13 August 2008  
  5. OH MY GOD --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:40, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Forskin. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:42, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Strong erection. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:32, Aug 13
  8. For - this man needs to be nighted "Sir PenisBaron". (Sir)--Rooob 09:43, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. For - I'm speechless. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:30, Aug. 19, 2008
  10. For - Oh man... BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 19, 15:15
  11. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:25, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  12. Epic Penis Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:39, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 15
  1. Funny: Yes. Featured Quality: No; the "face" is all artifacty/blurry. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:26, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. What he said, except change that "yes" to a "no". --Zyrac 21:15, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Holy fucking shit. MAKE HIM GO 'WAY, MOMMA!!!!1 --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Hnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:49, Aug 14
  5. 'Against. I'm sure that the story behind this is hi-friggin-larious. Without that sordid tale, however, it's merely disturbing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:36, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against Per Modus. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:01, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Sysop Against Not funny.--Nytrospawn 15:14, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. Against Not funny at all Ethereal 14:03, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. Yuck! Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:44, Aug 20
  10. This was gonna be for, as I lol'd at it, but as per Modus against in-jokes. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:02, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  11. Symbol against vote Against. as per Roman Dog Bird and Nytrospawn. Robertodole 05:33, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  12. Symbol against vote Against. This was very hard for me, but I don't think this particular erection would sit proud on the front page. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:00, Aug 27
  13. Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote. Er... what Modus said... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:02, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
  14. Injokes don't go on the front page. Spang talk 03:33, 28 Aug 2008
  15. Symbol against vote What the fuck, mateHinoa talk.kun 00:51, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • From memory there isn't much in the way of back-story, simply a phallic version of the beloved Biggles. As for the "aspects", that's actually a skin disease the poor fool caught in Africa during World War . --MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:38, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  • I'm conflicted. The picture makes me crack up, but it's just a bad picture. All pixel-ly and whatnot, so I voted against. Is that wrong? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:09, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
    Yes. You are a bad person. If you like the idea but not the execution, a more correct vote would be along the lines of "Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:10, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

Removed at -3. Now someone go fetch me some brain bleach. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)


'U-Turn' Key (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
U-turnkey

As many people are unaware that the 'Return' key is in fact 'Enter', from 2009 and so on, Enter on the keyboard will be replaced with a more simple to find U-Turn key.

Image credit: Gert5
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 super-extremely funny images
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:15, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. You guessed right --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:15, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. For Well, you've finally done it Gert. Despite how simplistic the image is, despite the text-base, despite how it only took you three seconds to make it, you have produced something that made me laugh. And being that it made me laugh, I feel it is my duty to vote for it. May it be stricken down with honor. -RAHB 18:21, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. lol text --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 18:24, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Weak for, because I wish the caption was better. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:15, Aug 6
  5. For -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 05:16, Aug. 12, 2008
  6. Symbol for vote Per RAHB.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:21 Aug 12, 2008
  7. for. got a smile out of me. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:24, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Against What would such a key... do? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:39, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Oh, hello there Gert. I see you've made more text based stuff. That's great. Really. But what I find really...strange about this image is the fact that the arrow-bit looks more out of place than the text. I also don't like the fact that this image didn't make me laugh. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:43, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. The carriage return is not a U-turn. If it was, after you hit it you'd drop one line down and start typing from right to left. That, as you can clearly see, is crazy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:50, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. I'm not feeling the lols. A couple lulz, but not lols. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:11, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I like the idea of a U-Turn key. But this just isn't a well done chop. Sorry dude. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:56, Aug 13
  6. Sorry It just doesn't do anything for me... --MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:34, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. as per ZB, though not nearly as mean as he was. Robertodole 05:30, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. Against as per the above againsts. Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:17, Aug 28
Comments

Wouldn't it be more appropriate if it was the "Backspace" key? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:25, 6 Aug

The backspace doesn't form a U though. Maybe if it was "One Way." -RAHB 22:48, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Point is, backspace has no alternative name, so there is no point renaming it. Oh, and HOLY FUCK!! 4 FORS. I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN FOUR FORS AND JUST ONE AGAINST!!! AAAAAAAAA! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:41, 7 August 2008 (UTC)


Jews: The Revenge (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Jews the revenge

Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Spielberg movie...

Image credit: RadicalX
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2
Nomination: AAA! (AAAA) 21:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. For - This is great. I love it. --Crankybot 19:07, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. N&F - Probably the only good Jew-related thing we have. --AAA! (AAAA) 21:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. For. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:57, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. for. was going to vote against until i realized what that disturbance was around the mouth...it's a beard! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:00, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. 4 Definitely the best Jew-related thing we have. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. For yep, laughed. (Sir Rooob) --91.107.184.173 12:30, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. For Love it! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: Icons-flag-au 12:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. Jew for Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:03, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. For I laughed. I vote... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:19, Aug 12
  10. For. I'm still too scared to watch this movie. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:50, Aug 20
  11. For I couldn't resist laughing! I'm sorry! I'll burn in hell (but had a good laugh at least) Lord Snoeckx 23:24, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
  12. Strong For I agree, AAA! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:50, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 10
  1. Weak Against. Originally I was going to vote for this with the comment, "I don't care that the beard and the hat don't look like they're underwater, or that the beard is overly blurry, or that there is a strange part of the sharks lip (over there on the right side) that doesn't have beard on it," But then I realized that I do care. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:58, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Of all the quality RadX images you could choose from this is one of the weakest. Which says a lot. I'm with ZB on this one. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  3. Per Mhaille -RAHB 21:31, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. For - I agree with RAHB that Mhaille makes a good point in his assent of Zombiebaron's opinion. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 05:21, Aug. 12, 2008
  5. Against, per the last person to agree with someone else. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:25, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. The idea, I like. The execution, less so. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:54, Aug 13
  7. Against Oh, geez. I made this in 2 minutes as a quick joke..I thought it had been long forgotten! It's terrible!!! The Last Porchesian (Holla!) 20:41, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Strong Against as per RadicalX's vote and ZB's comments. Robertodole 00:03, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. Against this is a very old joke.--VitalOD 22:31, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
  10. Against as per ZB, but I wasn't going to vote for it. Absolutely no way. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 22:06, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Strong Abst Fix the beard and it will be a for --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:01, 10 August 2008 (UTC)


Happy Cow (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Happy Cow Large

I am a cow...

Image credit: Krukclipsxcom
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: PieSoup-Drink Me! 16:09, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Eh? Well I don't get it. Cows that is. All moo, and no do if you ask me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:02, Sep 27
  2. Unoriginal. Go Google Image Search "Happy Cow". The first two images are this one, on different sites, all by different people. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 19:06, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Unrealistically white teeth and tacky makeup. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:56, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Are you trying to give me a heart attack or something? --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 02:17, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments

I love this image lol. The preceding unsigned comment was added by PieSoup (talk • contribs)

  1. NAH! SUCKS!!!
  2. rm; unoriginal -RAHB 10:47, 29 September 2008 (UTC)


Pokemon: Diamond and Pearl. REAL Japanese Poster (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Movie11 Spoof

The ORIGINAL as shown in Japan

Image credit:
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: AdvancedK9 03:22, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

--AdvancedK9 03:22, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 6
  1. ? --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 03:24, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Yeano This is just an average MS Paint job... Looks like it, at least. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:28, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Not well-chopped, not funny, about Pokemon, etc. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:31, Sep 29
  4. Niet - work on your chopping abilities. You have ideas, but practice makes perfect. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 03:32, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. HAHAHAHA -RAHB 10:51, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Eh? I'm lost. OK, you knew that anyway... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:57, Sep 29
Comments

-5, Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:07, 29 September 2008 (UTC)


Nebus (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Nesus

The Holy Nuggetism Messiah

Image credit: Nugget
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: Nugget 06:22, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote For. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 06:23, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. No Nice try... kinda. Effort sometimes helps... MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 08:22, 30
  3. No If theres a joke in there then i must be missing something. Not even bothering to cut out the nugget from its white background is very poor. Sry dude.--VitalOD 15:26, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. No. Why is this here? Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:43, Sep 30
  5. nt lol - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:02, Sep 30
Comments
  1. rm; -5 -RAHB 20:21, 30 September 2008 (UTC)


LincolnVStalin.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
LincolnVStalin

It's a smackdown for the ages as Honest Abe applies the Gettysburg Sleeperhold to Uncle Joe.

Image credit: Under user
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 4 anachronistic grapples
Nomination: UU - natter UU Manhole 13:16, Aug 12
For Votes: 9
  1. SNFor. Fuck it, why not? I forgot I'd made this, to be honest, then I came across it and chuckled, so I punt it up here to be shot down in flames. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:16, Aug 12
  2. I laughed - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 02:42, Aug 13
  3. 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:30, Aug 13
  4. For. Made me giggle. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:16, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. weak for. really well done. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:09, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. For. I enjoyed it. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 22:08, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. For. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 23:51, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. For the motherland!! Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:47, Aug 20
  9. For Moh Deadpan! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:30, Sep 13
Against Votes: 5
  1. Meh I dunno, I'm not feeling it. I mean, particularly I don't find it tickles my own funny bone that well. But other than that, the somber expressions (I realize it's hard to find a picture of either person with a "OMG FIGHT!" look on their face), as well as the contrast between the heads and bodies, they leave a little bit to be desired. -RAHB 16:27, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. At first when I saw this image I thought, "something's just not right..." RAHB seems to have figured it out for me. They look calm and composed, not like some dude with another dude in a headlock. Its a welldone image and all, but the facial expressions are way off. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:00, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Yeah They look more like college chums than people actually fighting. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:57, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Your lack of ridiculously accentuated facial hair disturbs me. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:54, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I understand why the president of America and Stalin would be fighting, but why Lincoln? What has he got to do with anything? Give me Truman or Eisenhower or even Reagan instead. Lincoln is too random. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:49, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • @ Mickey - it was done to request - those particular presidents. @ Others - couldn't find more aggressive expressions, and Abe's deadpan expression somehow makes it funnier for me (like Lincoln's trying to pretend he's above it or something), although I understand why it doesn't for you. Ah well, guess my half-hearted, not-really-a-quest quest for a featured image will continue some other time. If I have any inspiration. And if I can be bothered. Not so much shot down in flames as gently ushered to land. Fine. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:36, Aug 25
I agree, Lincoln's lack of emotion over the whole ordeal makes it funnier. But that's just me. Maybe I'm stupid. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 15:48, Aug 25
  • Abstain - Mickey has it all wrong. It needs to be more random by having Millard Fillmore and Chairman Mao. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:26, Sep. 10, 2008
  • rm; almost 2 months, +4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:08, 1 October 2008 (UTC)


Dune Messiah (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Sting-the-messiah

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen goes to extreme lengths to prove that HE is the hoped-for Kwisatz Haderach.

Image credit: Mister Otter
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 6 people who believe in the divinity of Sting
Nomination: Mister Otter 22:44, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. I always knew Sting was a deity - ~Jewriken.GIF 13:26, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. He watches every step you take.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  3. For Spectacularly done. -RAHB 17:39, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Every little thing he does is magic... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:10, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. - He's the savior of the Russian children — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:43, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. For Very nice. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 03:27, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. For lol. nicely done. --VitalOD 00:39, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
  8. For Cheers people. Sting bless you all. --Mister Otter 19:18, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  9. Fuck Yes! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:20, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
  10. Yay Sting! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 09:39, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against It's well done and everything; I just don't find it funny. --Algorithm 05:20, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against Hard to tell what exactly I was looking at --Nytrospawn 16:46, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Contrary to popular belief, Sting's face is not instantly recognizable to... well... just about anybody. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Who the what? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 09:55, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Image is cool, caption made me go wtf. If it gets a better caption, I'll gladly vote for. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:27, Aug 24
  • Taken from David Lynch's version of Dune. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:52, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
    TLB's comment was for an earlier, less awesome caption, Mordillo. As for my vote, abstain. If anything, the caption is too awesome. It distracts from whateveritis that the picture is. I'm not sure. I'm too distracted by the awesome caption. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:49, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
    I echo what MO said, except that it's the same caption, and I just know nothing about Dune. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:05, Aug 31
    No one can be told what Dune is. You have to experience it for yourself. Welcome to the desert of the real. Purpose. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:37, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
    You've never seen Dune, have you? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:40, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
    Obviously I have. The best part was when Baron Harkonnen put Chani in the Statue of Liberty and stole her powers before trying to turn everybody near Ellis island into mutants. And Paul Atreides was all "Waah!" and metal claws came out of his hands and he was all slash slash bam! It was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:06, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
     :) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:13, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
  • rm; over a month, +6 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:09, 1 October 2008 (UTC)


UAS (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Support3

In the year 2010 humans believe they are too important to be used against each other in war to resolve conflicts. Enter the UAS; United Animal Soldiers.

Image credit: Shroomulah
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Shroomulah 17:59, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. For. My work in photoshop. Please comment.
  2. weak FOR! I agree that it is a lil' hard to see, and I am a bit confused about the cat's helmet. What is that? Is the band going through the cat's mouth or something? But what the hell, it's cute and it's not a lolcat. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 05:43, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4.5
  1. Mildly reluctant against, because I can't see what I'm looking at well enough to determine whether it's actually good or not. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:48, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Mildly reluctant against, Because the image is too hidden making it impossible to make it out,also i thought the cat was a HAMSTER a HAMSTER for gods sake. 75.111.64.122 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC) 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Another Mildly reluctant against It is a big pic really, it is pretty well done and I do like the concept.. But it has zero instant grab factor. Make something more iconic and I'll vote for it! Mister Otter 21:17, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Weak Against The head swaps look really good, but the helmets need work. They look pasted on. And I agree with Modus about the caption. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 09:26, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Weak abstain. I'm not a pet person, and it needs a better caption. Plus, that cat on the right freaks me out a bit. Cats don't wear helmets! Helmets mess up their hair. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
You know if you click on the picture it will get bigger. (Wow)
  1. rm; 3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:14, 1 October 2008 (UTC)


Image:HouseDVD.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
HouseDVD

The original cast of House M.D. left much to be desired.

Image credit: SuprXero
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 "doctors"
Nomination:
For Votes: 3
  1. NomFor. I saw it and I was all like haha, I think I'll nom this, so I did that and now it's here and stuff. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:13, Sep 20
  2. NomFor.I liked it. Better than the rest. --Hippo666 19:07, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. For I laughed at the TG faceswap. The other pictures aren't really funny, but they don't take away from the image, so For --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 22:01, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. Poorly implemented pictures, and I think I'm staring at a gray blob disguised as a neck cast in an attempt to make the poorly implemented face on House fit. Also, ugly face smorgasboard. Also, unfunny. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. WHERE'S JESUSAURUS REX!? YOU NEED JESUSAURUS REX! HE PLAYED PANICKY PATIENT IN BACKGROUND #4! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 02:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Nope. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:28, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. I don't get it. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 16:41, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against Swap could be better. The joke isn't very funny. I don't even know if it's actually a joke, as opposed to just putting heads where they don't belong. If it's the latter, Modus already does enough of that when he's gotten a good amount of alcohol in him. And trust me, that is not something we need more of around here. -RAHB 10:42, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:16, 1 October 2008 (UTC)


Rawr.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Rawr

PieSoup's kitten is sooooooo cute.

Image credit: Insert PIESOUP
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: PieSoup 02:47, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:54, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. 208.87.24.175 03:29, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Strong for, on the basis that it's adorable. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:40, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Awwww.... lookie at the kitteh. That's so cute!!! Love, 75.54.238.233
  5. I wuv it.... 89.149.244.184 20:48, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. If lolcats has taught us anything it's that cute cats are a hell of a lot more popular than satire or random humour, plus it's cute :3 --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 03:15, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
  7. Screw it. I'm for it. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:36, Sep 25
  8. For. 84.194.239.240 23:53, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
  9. Forforforforforforfor --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:17, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 10
  1. Um What? -RAHB 00:41, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Um.... Who? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:27, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. No Add some more cuteness to it's paws and it's ears and then I might consider it. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 10:32, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Fantastically Adorable but this is a humor wiki, or a humour wiki, depending on how much of a prick you are. Also, I'm a bit suspicious about all of the IPs who's only contributions are votiong "For" on this image. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:58, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. No - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 23:54, Sep 24
  6. Cute, but I see no editing. Meh. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 00:03, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
  7. Nope, doesn't make me laugh. It does, however, make me hunger for catflesh. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:18, Sep 25
  8. Against. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 16:17, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
  9. Against. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:58, Sep 29
  10. Against as per Sir Led Balloon Amy Rose 21:22, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  11. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:12, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:17, 1 October 2008 (UTC)


Awesome!.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Awesome!

Photoshop shows its superiority over MS Paint.

Image credit: Shroomulah
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Shroomulah 13:47, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. SelfNom. Alright sorry about the last picture, hopefully this one is funnier.
  2. For A level of quality this high has never been seen before. My entire world view has been altered by this magnificent work of art.-RAHB 00:51, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. 4PieSoup-Drink Me! 16:14, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Oh dear It appears there is no point trying any more, this is the best picture theoretically possible --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 16:53, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote Against You can't just copy the Mona Lisa and put it on VFP, Mr. Plagiarism.   Le Cejak <17:44, 27 Sep 2008>
  6. For. This is the greatest thing that I've seen all night. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 02:22, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. Against. You kids these days and your 'chopping. Back in my day we had Lite-Brite, and we were happy, dagnabit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:21, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. This so has not been done way too many times already. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:54, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Yeah... I mean, it's just not original enough for me. Making purposefully bad images just doesn't work for me anymore. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 17:35, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against, bad images that are funny are alright. This one just isn't funny enough. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 02:27, Sep 29
  5. Been there, done that. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:29, Sep 29
  6. Naa MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:55, Sep 29
  7. What? Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:42, Sep 30
  8. Fail. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:33, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  9. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:13, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments


Slim Fast Lollipop (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
May Slim Fast 3

When true love comes...

Image credit: AdvancedK9
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -6
Nomination: AdvancedK9 01:04, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

--AdvancedK9 01:04, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 7
  1. No way. For a few reasons, and I'll just spell them out for you right now. 1. Both of the images you used are completely copyrighted, and that's bad. There's nothing original here, not really. 2. The hand doesn't look like it's holding the can. 3. The Slim-Quik bottle looks really lossy, like it was put through something else. Did you make a 3D model of this? That's what it looks like. Don't do that, it doesn't work very well, just Photoshop it instead. 4. It's not funny. That's it. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 01:13, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
  2. Reread what MrMonkey just said, but imagine it meaner and more sarcastic, and with my sig at the end. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:51, Oct 2
  3. Per them but are we seriously caring about copyright now? -RAHB 23:39, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
  4. Per Mrmonkey72, except for point #1, which is crap. Fair use. Remember that term. Your kids won't know what it is. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:24, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
  5. Wait a sec. Perhaps the poor user doesn't know what VFP is for. It's for funny images. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:16, Oct 3
  6. What the hell? --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 19:33, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:10, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments


Carbraille2.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Carbraille2

The blind are able to drive much more safely now that road signs are also printed in braille.

Image credit: Gneomi
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3
Nomination:
For Votes: 10.5
  1. NF I lol'd. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. For, one the the funnier images I've seen on here! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:57, Sep 12
  3. For --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 09:58, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. For. I voted for this last time. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:07, Sep 12
  5. For I feel like I'm doing something for the blind community. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 04:42, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Fuck yeah! This again! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:25, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. Now this is top-quality! Having braille in signs is funny too. King Joe of the Philippine Empire- I am the REAL dictator! 09:26, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:13, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
  9. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:35, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
  10. For. 84.194.239.240 23:57, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
  11. FUCK YEAH laughed to much...i spilled my tea :( --Rooob 18:06, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  12. For, or ⠋⠕⠗. Parsat (talk / contribs) 03:15, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7.5
  1. Against, I've never much cared for this one, and I can't really be bothered to reiterate my criticisms of it. I'm sure if you cared, you'd look them up in some sort of archive. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:47, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
    I did an advanced search on "Carbraille2" looking in all namespaces and I couldn't find anything. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:43, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
    That's because we didn't archive failed VFP nominations up until very recently. So, when I say "some sort of archive", I mean "the history of the VFP page". Good luck. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:56, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Fails at reality (as per 15Mickey20's) comment. Any 'chop with this joke will, by design, have a blind passenger (with the possible exception of an 'advance left turn signal'), which undermines the absurdity. Blind passengers never travel with blind drivers. They go with deaf drivers. Also, there's a mute in the back seat. And they're all chimpanzees. Now that's funny. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:53, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
    Worst against reason ever, since when did anyone care about reality here? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 03:49, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    You fail to mention my mention of "absurdity" later on. Even the absurd needs a reality to wrap itself around. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:00, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    Makes perfect sense for Australian cars as the driver is on the left here and even if it were on the other side the image would still be funny, right now it just seems like a piss poor excuse to vote against. Note that Gneomi is Australian. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 04:11, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    ...and what side of the road do Aussies drive on? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:13, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    oh dear, I suppose that does present a logical flaw in the picture... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 04:25, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    It would "work" better with a motorcycle. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:32, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Hand isn't reaching the stop sign. Arm is sticking out at odd angle. The arm, which should be the focal point of the picture, simply isn't noticeable without concentrating a bit. The person is on the passenger side, which kills the joke. I'd recommend, at least, making a picture that consists of the stop sign, driver's arm, and window, and not all of that unnecessary extra space. If the joke worked in the first place. Which it doesn't, because stop signs are on the passenger side of the vehicle.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:30 Sep 15, 2008
  4. Symbol against vote Against. this is such a good idea for a visual gag i really think it deserves some more care and atention and some source pics that are more pleasing to the eye. Just look for a picture of a car, you can put the arm in after.. and if it doesnt reach then just stretch it :P. Try making the back window very dark to draw the focus of the picture to the arm ;) Made me laugh though.--VitalOD 00:27, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I don't mind the joke, though it didn't make me laugh, but a number of things in the picture irritate me. It's horribly unfocused, to the point that the subject of the picture only takes up a small portion of the upper-right corner. The arm is far too short and the hand too small to actually be able to read the sign, and if either were any larger it would end up as the horribly disproportioned arm of Mr. Fantastic, the Hulk, or both. The slight, but very bright reflection on the back window is incredibly distracting, so much so that I can't stop staring at it. The car ahead of the blind man's car appears to be driving straight toward the subject, which could be part of the "blind man" joke but, as Modus pointed out, would make the stop sign utterly useless. None of these are really the fault of the creator so much as they are fault of the the subject matter, but when they all come together the result bugs the hell out of me. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:06, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Irritating. Okay, it took me FOREVER to realize what the fuck was in this image. It's annoying. I dislike it. Love, 75.54.238.233
  7. Not-For Pretty much per most of the comments above. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 09:28, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
  8. Against -RAHB 10:28, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  9. Against. It just isn't funny. -Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 02:52, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • In playing the game "guess why ZB dislikes the image," I'd say that the position of the sign is a problem. There's no way that the driver will reach far enough to read all of that Braille without getting out of the car. I have yet to decide whether I care about this issue. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:37, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh, god, does that really matter?! DOES IT HAVE TO MAKE SENSE? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:10, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Abs This image is probably only funny to blind people. What? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:26, Sep 16
  • Removed; Over a month, +3 -RAHB 07:01, 13 October 2008 (UTC)


Nooooo Wikia (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Nooooo Wikia

Uncyclopedia.wikia.com? How about whoreoutthefunny.wikia.com?

Image credit: User:Colin "All your base" Heaney
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 people killed by Wikia
Nomination: Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:03, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote For. and nom. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:03, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
  2. What the hey. It captures the spirit of our times perfectly. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:06, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For killing Wikia. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 14:24, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  4. For Per Syndrome. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:09, Oct 5
Against Votes: 7
  1. Wikkee-ah sux lol -RAHB 02:13, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against, as per the last "satirically" bad image I voted against. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:09, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against.Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:45, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Half-assed. Needs more ass. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:28, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Regretful Against. I'm sorry, Colin. I really wanted to like this. But the only reaction it stirs up in me is "meh." The preceding unsigned comment was added by Necropaxx (talk • contribs)
  6. I don't get it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:23, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  7. against. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:32, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
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