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Hilbama (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

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Score: 0
Nomination: UberCream 22:11, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Touch eachouther.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Touch eachouther

Needs no explaination.

Image credit: HotWingConspiracy
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 touched eachouthers
Nomination: Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 04:14, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Made me laugh --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 04:14, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. <RAHB> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA VFP NOW! -RAHB 04:15, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. One of those "so bad it's good" images. Yes, please. (To the feature, not the touching.) --Andorin Kato 21:35, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote WHAT THE FUCK! Indeed. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:43, Jun. 15, 2008
  5. Symbol neutral vote Abstain. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:17, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. lol Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 04:59, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. Symbol against vote WHAT THE FUCK! This picture touched me in my special places. :(  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 04:38 Jun 15, 2008
  2. HAW! Hilarious, but (intentionally?) poorly made. Also, who are those dudes? --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 14:04, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. What? I see the "poorly made" (which isn't a strike against it), but I fail to see the "hilarious". More odd than funny. Doesn't even rate a meh. Against. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:24, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Not. Want. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:25, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Hmm no Not funny and not even a good edit. It needs QVFD not a feature--Sgt. Fluffy 06:39, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Um??? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:23, Jun 16
  7. In the words of the guy on the left there, WTF -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:06, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
  8. No means no. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:59, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
  9. Against. So bad it's shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:43, Jun 23
Comments


Image:BjornBorg.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
BjornBorg

Bjorn Borg - the famous Swedish tennis player. He assimilated the Wimbledon cup many times.

Image credit: DaMenace
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Trekkie fantasies
Nomination: TheLedBalloon
For Votes: 1
  1. A classic image from one of Uncyc's older 'choppers that I've always been a fan of. Nom and for. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 16:51, Jun 22
Against Votes: 4
  1. That does not look anything like a borg. This looks like a borg. Silver clothes and weird green eye-beam do not make a borg, in my opinion. That aside, the silver clothes and the green eye-beam are pretty ugly. They hurt my eyes too look at — as does his left arm. And they don't make me laugh. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:00, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. I can't quite tell what he's doing, but it looks like he's cheating. I don't vote for cheaters. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:03, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. meh -RAHB 03:31, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Per ZB. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:48, Jun 23
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:07, 23 June 2008 (UTC)


Aleister Crowley rowing his boat "Golden Dawn" in a plate full of porridge (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Aleister Crowley rowing his boat "Golden Dawn" in a plate full of porridge

Aleister Crowley rowing his boat "Golden Dawn" in a plate full of porridge.

Image credit: Berry
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Shameful self-nom after getting a slight confidence boost from Modusoperandi's somewhat positive response at UN:REEF. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 14:07 20 June 2008
For Votes: 3
  1. I don't vote much on VFP, so forgive me if I'm doing this wrong...(are you not allowed self-votes on VFP?). Also for, the quality of the chopping is very good in this and it's quite funny. - [15:44 20 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
  2. I like. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:39, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. For --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 07:57, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. The fact that a famed occultist is in a boat in a plate full of porridge may be a nice little bit of photo-manipulation wizardry (although, the mixed mediums do tear at the edges of the imagined reality), but it doesn't really make me laugh. I had more of a "Oh. That's a nice idea." style reaction. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:03, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Per ZB It's nice, but not all that funny. Also the mixed pictures are pretty noticeable. -RAHB 19:40, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Per the above really. Also, that looks like no porridge I ever ate. Baked beans, possibly. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:52, Jun 23
  4. ...I don't get it. Am I missing something, here? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 14:14, Jun 23
  5. As per Led. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:15, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Didn't make me laugh. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 19:08, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against. Sorry, it's a great chop, but it's not funny. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:34, Jun 24
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 12:29, 24 June 2008 (UTC)


Kermit.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Kermit

One day at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Kermit invaded the parade, then got popped Here are the last words he said "Hi Ho"

Image credit: Bla Bla Bla
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1
Nomination: 72.81.96.40 20:31, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1
  1. Against Silly IP, that isn't a potatochop! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:54, Jun. 27, 2008
Comments

Yay!

  1. rm; ineligible -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:37, 27 June 2008 (UTC)


Oprah New (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Oprah New

Oprah's recent plastic surgery

Image credit: Ggarfield
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:35, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Self nom and for - because image noms are almost dead so a little humour should be cool on main page --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:35, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. I don't get it and it frightens me. But for some constructive criticism, the upper left side of her lip (my left, not her left), there's a part where it doesn't connect up right at all. I don't know if that was intentional, but it's very inconsistent with the rest of the image. -RAHB 02:27, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. What. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 02:35, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. It's Oprah with her face a little distorted. Oh. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:31, Jul 1
  4. Creepy! No way man! User:Aewanko--the ghostlessness 11:53, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:57, 1 July 2008 (UTC)


VFP in a nutshell (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
VFP in a nutshell

yep

Image credit: CartoonDiablo
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 ...
Nomination: CartoonDiablo 22:47, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. CartoonDiablo
  2. For - While technically text-based, it's more pun-based. Despite what anyone else says, puns are hilarious. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 01:39, Jun. 12, 2008
  3. For. Puns are dull, unless you're the one playing with them. A pun of a pun is godly, no matter how it's conceived. This is how the world works. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:47, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. !!!!!! --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:18, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Larf'd --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:23, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. For that's a punny ficture. Ethye 04:58, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. For Well, I though it was clever. OK it's text based, but surely an exception can be made in this case... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:42, Jun 15
Against Votes: 9
  1. Sorry. I like it, but it's too meta for featuredom. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:10, Jun 12
  2. Text -RAHB 00:24, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. "A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself." -- Oscar Wilde. (also that whole text thing I like to talk about...) -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:33, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. I quite agree with the text. It is a shitty play on words.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:01, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Where are the shadows? There are so many spotlights but no shadows. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:19, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. Epic meh. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:41, Jun 23
  7. Against, Puns. YECH!--Tie Your SCHUlace! Shoe 9:56, 24 June 2008
  8. No, but someone get this on the main page of VFP, pronto!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 17:15 Jun 24, 2008
  9. I object,WHY SHIT? --LOLsupreme 15:26, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:54, 3 July 2008 (UTC)


Holy Shit (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
ShitCross

The greatest image in existence.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3.5
Nomination: 67.188.103.90 03:12, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. such an awesome image.67.188.103.90 03:12, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Come OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 03:15, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. why not?~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 03:20, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. For Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:23, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. LOve it. Hell's yeah.-Bobofosho2 16:44, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. Zombiebaron Hea, I never said that before, however this must surely be an appropriate time. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:52, Jul 3
Against Votes: 8
  1. Against. Not funny. Also: ick. Also also: did I mention it's not funny? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:30, Jul 1
  2. Total crap --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:37, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Hilarious But for the wrong reasons. -RAHB 12:39, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. It's a shit --LOLsupreme 16:50, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. Nope. It's like deja vu all over again. Or should I say, deja poo. You see what I did there? What?! You think it's stupid!? Well, in France they think I'm a genius! A genius!Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:43, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. Good God, no. Finally an image about which I can honestly say "this picture is shit" without offending anyone. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:18, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  7. NO!!! Not the *shiver* SHIT CROSS!!!! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:41, Jul. 3, 2008
  8. Needs more moustache. ~ Tophatsig 3/07/2008 @ 21:42
Comments
  1. Extreme Abstain -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:53, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. rm; -3.5 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:44, 3 July 2008 (UTC)


Chucky (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Chucky

Chuck Norris at his best.

Image credit: Readmesoon
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 dead kangaroos
Nomination: SCHUlace 17:14, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom+For It is great and I love it! Tie Your SCHUlace! Shoe 17:14, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Didn't find it funny. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 18:18, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against It's just so watered down. Also, another ego trip for Readmesoon. -RAHB 18:26, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against - on the grounds that it poorly done and was never funny. Ever. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:58, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against - The Chuck Norris meme should have officially died once and for all sometime between the Mountain Dew commercial and the endorsement of Mike Huckabee. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:39, Jul. 3, 2008
  5. No MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:53, Jul 3
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:50, 3 July 2008 (UTC)


Dishwasher diagram.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Dishwasher diagram

A Dishwasher

Image credit: SysRq
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3.5
Nomination: MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:04, Jun 6 21:04, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 7.5
  1. Nom+For Goes great with Dishwasher, but I think it stands alone also. I look, I laugh... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:04, Jun 6
  2. And so, our brave hero went where no keyboard key had gone before: VFP. As he brushed aside comments of "text based article" and "fuck you", he placed what he had brought in his satchel before the feet of the VFP god: Self-for. He held his breath. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:36 Jun 6
  3. yeah like it -- 90.206.92.186 21:37, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. For It doesn't suck. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:38, 6 Jun
  5. Drops trousers. Again. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  6. OMG TEXT BASED! text is good.   Le Cejak <19:24, 08 Jun 2008>
  7. *snicker* Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:17, Jun 13
  8. For Explains a lot actually.--Sgt. Fluffy 06:52, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11
  1. Against; not only is it extremely textbased (yeah, I have this thing about that), but also, the caption "Beeper that always interrupts me watch Deal Or No Deal" should read "Beeper that always interrupts me while I'm watching Deal Or No Deal" (or some similar grammatically correct capation). On a similar note, the title "How Dishwashers Work" is entirely inaccurate - this is a schematic which outline the parts of a dishwasher, and in no way details how they all function together to make dishes clean. But hey, maybe the title was on purpose. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:44, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
    While I didn't expect to please you, I did leave the title as How Dishwashers Work to be sarcastic. As for the grammatical error, I completely missed it. Thanks for catching it, I'll be sure to fix it tomorrow. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:50 Jun 7
  2. In addition to what ZB said, the labelings aren't really all that funny. Comments like "something" and "something else" and "yellow tube" do not scream "FEATURE ME! I'M COMEDIC GENIUS!" Anybody could take a picture of anything and label it "this thing is here, this is something, this doesn't do anything" and it's been done so often before that if I were going to vote for any image similar to this, it would be one made a long long time ago, and not this one in particular. -RAHB 03:17, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Meh -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:46, Jun. 7, 2008
  4. Hard to read The picture is hard to read, and will probably be harder if it is blown up , considering that the image isnt a vector file.--Nytrospawn 17:56, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against per all of the reasons above. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 18:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. The "Deal or No Deal" thing and "under the door" are hilarious, but the rest of them aren't very funny. Also, it's very hard to read. In other words: the same reasons as everyone else. « Arotenbe « aka arotenbe, AaronR, etc. « Now what did I do? « 02:14, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against. RAHB puts his finger on it fairly well. Sorry Sys, but no chuckle for me = no vote from me. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:50, Jun 11
  8. Against. Sorry, I did actually find the image humorous, but after reading the votes of everybody else I'm convinced that this just shouldn't be put on the front page. Something in my gut tells me so. Maybe heartburn. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:49, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  9. Something, Something else are hardly comedic genius... as RAHB said; works in the article because of the brilliant prose/tone, not here. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:01, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
  10. Not a red link. Sorry. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:24, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
  11. Against. Funny, but not by enough. It doesn't leave a lasting impression. With more thought, it could be a winner, but not in this state. --by Dr. Fraktur, the neighbourhood chiropractor talk projects 21:15, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments

You better make this more clear SysRq! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:04, Jun 6 oh, he did... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:02, Jun 6

  • Hmmmm This may set the precedent for labeling things in a funny way, not much skill involved but it is pretty funny. Still, abstain. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 18:18, 7 June 2008 (UTC)4
  1. rm; -3.5 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:43, 5 July 2008 (UTC)


Rasta-nomad pot-head.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 1 bitch, booyah!!!
Nomination: Bobofosho 00:14, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. For. Probably the funniest imaginary picture I've ever had to imagine. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:07, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. FOR! Hell yeah. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 01:42, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Four Holy Crap... It's a mirror! =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: Icons-flag-au 02:23, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Ya gotta love it!-bobofosho
  5. FOR Nihlism Fou-Lu 20:40, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. For. Redlinks have gone unrecognized for far too long! Their time has come! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:53, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:34, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
  8. For. A classic of art. If you don't love it, you're insane. --by Dr. Fraktur, the neighbourhood chiropractor talk projects 21:19, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. While its non-existence does have a certain charm, it also has the opposite of that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:01, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against; I can't see the man standing behind the piano. Please make him move visible. I suggest the "crop" tool. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:13, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Again, still not a picture of a man with an enormous moustache. Um? WHERE IS THE PICTURE??? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:35, Jun 6
  4. Against Tacky drug reference, plus the shading is all wrong. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:40, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. Not high enough. Parsat (talk / contribs) 00:49, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Banana -RAHB 00:21, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against - Yeah, something about the colours is just wrong. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:21, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; +1 after a month -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:53, 7 July 2008 (UTC)


One of wikipeedia's former logos. (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Wikipedia-fruit02 copy

Wikipedia attempting to appeal to fruit lovers

Image credit: Rbpolsen
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Rbpolsen 19:21, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Weak against While the chop is very well done, that stem...thing, whatever it's called, the green bit, just isn't working for me. If you could find a way to implement that a little cleaner into the design, I'd be a for, even though I have no idea what the concept is really supposed to be. -RAHB 23:56, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Like RAHB said, the main body of the pineapple is a very nice piece of work. However, its just not making me laugh. Perhaps you could donate it to a fruity wiki in search of a logo, or use it in a fruity reskin. Basically, what I'm saying, is that its a pretty good looking image (it could benefit, as RAHB said, from making the stem-thing more congruent with the overall style), but its just not what I envision as a feature image. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:51, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Pineapples have the stem/leafy bit growing out of the top, not the center. This looks more like a pineapple inside an egg. I'm sure you agree that's ridiculous. Even if it was done real pineappley, it wouldn't be all that funny. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:51, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:14, 7 July 2008 (UTC)


Barney (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Barneyfans

Oh, bored kids at school? I love you, you love me...
NOTE: THIS PICTURE IS REAL. I TOOK THIS PICTURE.

Image credit: Haha, me took this pic at script checking =D
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -7
Nomination: Potatopwnsyou 13:04, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 7
  1. I don't get it. A knife, Barney, porno, and candy? What? Also, tomato-based image. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:55, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. The shading is way off. Try using the crop tool. It will help. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:18, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. It's real. So it's not a chop - strike one. You've cut the letters out of a Toblerone box or two, and hacked some about really badly to look vaguely like different letters, then made a not particularly amusing message - strike 2. Text-based image - strike 3. Still, glad it passed the time while you were in school. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:46, Jul 7
  4. Against Good thing I just hooked up my new printer. I'm going to print this and wipe my ass with it. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:33, Jul. 7, 2008
  5. Symbol against vote Not really funny. Zombiebaron's comment however, is hilarious.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 21:35 Jul 07, 2008
  6. Less funny than ZB's shitcross..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  7. Ahahahahaha--NO. Not funny at all. Against. --by Dr. Fraktur, the neighbourhood chiropractor talk projects 00:56, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Heh, I made that with my friends in school. I took that picture. GG. its real, sorry my friend. LOL.
Quoting Zombiebaron:
The shading is way off. Try using the crop tool. It will help. -- Zombiebaron
GG. crap

  1. rm; -7 o_o -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:59, 8 July 2008 (UTC)


Joke (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Joca-cola

Joke - an amazing beverage. Also try our Joca-Cola!

Image credit: Gert5
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 lols
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:49, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Snafu --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:49, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against. Sorry, but it's not that well done, is it? The colours don't match for a start, and it looks like the "J" is drawn on. Is this an MS paint job? Whatever, it's also a text-based joke, and not a brilliant one at that. Now will someone do the obligatory bad "tastes funny" gag please? Or did I just do that as well? --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:58, Jul 8
  2. Tastes funny. For good measure. -RAHB 22:08, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against Could be better. Also, that thing about texting. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 00:18, Jul. 9, 2008
  4. I don't get it, lol. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 19:00, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. This type of 'chop has to be done really well. And this isn't. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:37, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:53, 10 July 2008 (UTC)


caillou4.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Caillou attempting to molest some butterflies.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
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Score: -4
Nomination: 70.242.76.178 17:32, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 18:57, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. This is possibly the worst red link we've ever had on VFP. Scrap it and start over. -RAHB 22:05, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. I much preferred the last redlink. This is just a cheap imitation. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:34, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. The skin tone of the head doesn't match the skin town of the feet. And don't tell me that his feet are in the shade. Because that would just be stupid. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:05, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. ZOMBIEBARON YOU'VE BEEN TO SKIN TOWN???   Le Cejak <3:16, 10 Jul 2008>
  5. I WANNA SEE IT!!!1!!1!111!11!11!111! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 04:46, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against The butterflies are out of place, and the shading on Caillou's penis is off. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 19:19, Jul. 10, 2008
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:55, 10 July 2008 (UTC)


Noir boy.jpeg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Noir boy

One boy, One messed up town, Ventura, CA!!

Image credit: Insert image credits here
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Score: -4 1
Nomination: Bobofosho2 20:48, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. hey i like it-Bobofosho2 20:48, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against; this image in in black and white. I hate black and white. The text and the total lack of funny, though, I'm fine with. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:54, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Wow, it's Calvin and Hobbes cut out and put onto a photo. As amazed as I am by that feat, I'm puzzled by the total lack of funny.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 20:56 Jul 11, 2008
  3. Against Eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:56, Jul 11
  4. Against. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:00, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against I did not intend this to be VFP, it is funny when put into the context of the article and I realize it is just tracer bullet put onto a background, in fact i don't find any of my picture VFP quality --Auk 21:16, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:21, 11 July 2008 (UTC)


Dolphin_burger.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Dolphin burger

YES! YEEEESS! FINALLYYYY! HAHAHAHA ALL MIIINEEE!

Image credit: Beef hooked
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Score: -3
Nomination: AldirTheKnight 17:14, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Come on, this is just awesome. --AldirTheKnight 17:15, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 4
  1. Against; it looks photoshopped. Also, its not funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:25, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:35, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. I can see water reflection shadow thingies on the dolphin. The burger isn't underwater. I can also see where you cut its head off.I can also see the contrasts are way different. I can also see London. I can also see France. I can also see Against. Also it isn't funny. -RAHB 06:01, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Not for me... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:47, Jul 13
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:55, 13 July 2008 (UTC)


OL.E.PRO (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
BonnerPic2

Fun...Well not for the Whole family I guess...

Image credit: Bonner
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Score: -3
Nomination: BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jul 13, 10:43
For Votes: 1
  1. Self for - I know it's not perfect, and it's a little in-jokey, but it's worth a shot I suppose. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jul 13, 10:43
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against While I don't mind a bit of injoke now and then, this is far too injokey to put on the main page. People simply won't get it. And while it only takes about three minutes in uncyc IRC to find out who Olipro is, no previous experience could possibly prepare one for this. -RAHB 11:00, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
    Also, those dildos have a little bit of white stuff on them (it's hardly noticeable in the thumb, I just wanted to make that joke). -RAHB 11:02, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Sorry. Same as above... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:48, Jul 13
  3. Against, if we're talking Olipro-inspired-movie-posters, I much prefer this one. But, that being said, I would never vote for it on VFP. Because its an injoke. And its vanity. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:59, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. In-joke and vanity. Also, I've been on IRC, like, five or six whole times in the last year, sometimes for minutes and still haven't encountered this "Olipro". I'm inclined to believe there's some sort of Keyser Soze-style spook story going on here. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:16, Jul 14
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:13, 14 July 2008 (UTC)


Super Mario Bros. Mobile (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Supermobile

Super Mario Bros. was not a great hit on even smaller screens during the 8-bit age.

Image credit: Gert5
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Score: -4 pixels in your pocket
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:01, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. SELF NOM AND FOR Believe it or not, I actu~1 spent time on this --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:01, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against Not doin' it for me. -RAHB 22:43, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. That weird yellow fuzzy stuff at the bottom of the screen hurts my quality sensors, and my funny sensors aren't picking up anything. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:07, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. I actually like the idea, but it's so zoomed in, you can't tell what it is at all, which kind of defeats the object - you need to at least be able to recognise what it is for the joke to work at all. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:10, Jul 14

Okay, you want to know? First of all, it's not zoomed in. It's 8-bit pixels. You know, in Super Mario the pixels are huge, but the game is still playable. On a cell phone (which as a far smaller screen) it would be logical (and funny) if the pixels would look huge, rendering the game unplayable. It's because it uses TV-qualified pixels. You get it now, UU? OR in a nutshell: video game console pixels are too big for mobile phones!!! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:34, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Almost forgot: "WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH???!!!!" --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:37, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
I said I like the idea, so I do get it. But let me put it another way - that may be your intention, but it leaves the pic unrecognisable, and without the recognition factor, it looks like a few large pixels on a phone screen, which is not a funny image in and of itself. The caption kinda explains it, I guess, but it still doesn't make the picture funny. Do you get what I mean now? And I don't hate you. The only person I hate stole my bike in 1994. Unless that was you. In which case: bastard. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:56, Jul 14
  1. Against -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:13, Jul. 16, 2008
  2. Against --LOLsupreme 11:58, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:21, 17 July 2008 (UTC)


Donuts give you seizures. (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Donuts

You want to eat this donut.

Image credit: nezlr
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Score: -4 Homer Simpsons
Nomination: ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 10:56, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote self nom and for ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 10:56, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. - Epilepsy--Sycamore (Talk) 12:07, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. The pitch and yaw are way off. Try throttling the ailerons to the left a bit. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:29, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Not enough sprinkles. I really like sprinkles....like...I reeeeeaaaally. Like. Sprinkles... -RAHB 16:17, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Not a cinnamon roll. You son of a bitch. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:46, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 19:21, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments

I bought a donut this afternoon, took a picture, and made this silly gif. there was nothing on here so i decided to make a gif and nominate this.

  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:58, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
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