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Hiding Anne Frank (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Annefrank

The wall in the attic was also marked. Sad, sad Anne Frank.

Image credit: All me, Ithsword
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 hiding Anne Franks
Nomination: Ithsword 19:37, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

1. Nom and For -Well, its my work, also...i find it awesome.--Ithsword 19:37, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Strong Against - I don't know if it's just me, but I honestly don't think you made this; rather, I think you just took it out of a history book or a website somewhere. Even if you DID create this image, it still isn't funny. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 21:14, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - Now now Flumpa. Let's not throw around the "you didn't make that!" sentiments. Let's just stick to the straight up facts: This image isn't humour. Mhaille was able to craft a wonderful article about Anne Frank. You were able to make me vote against your image because it isn't funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Abstain - I don't get it, so I refuse to vote against until Ithsword at least tells us why it's supposed to be funny. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 03:14, May. 20, 2008

Ok ok...the circle of people i hang around with found this funny, but I guess that was because the source pic for the body is a friend of ours. But i really did make it.--Ithsword 03:52, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

I get it, but I try to avoid voting on 'chops that have passed through Reefer Desk, either for or against (I have a reoccuring nightmare that I say how well done a pic is there, then I vote against it here, which causes no end of dream drama. Aren't neuroses fun?). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)


Aww really? that goes against the policy? Ok, if you say so, but I think thats a pretty weak point to make.--Ithsword 01:21, 21 May 2008 (UTC)


Civil Offense (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Civil Offense

Civil Offense: Helping those in need of needing help.

Image credit: Created by me, based on this, using images from two different sources.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: KneeChee27 21:19, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. Mostly because I'm not quite certain why somebody would vote against an image that they nominated themselves. -- KneeChee27 21:19, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Weak For Kind of funny, but I feel like it should be backed by an actual joke, rather than a simple reversal of words. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 23:04, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. For. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 01:43, May. 19, 2008
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote I don't get it?? - * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 02:59, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. TBI. Go figure. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:11, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Didn't find it funny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:40, May 19
  4. Wha....? Anyone wanna try to explain this to me? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:12, May 21
  5. Adainst In the UK, we say "Eh?", but you get the idea. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:14, May 21
  6. Against --AAA! (AAAA) 13:27, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:38, 22 May 2008 (UTC)


Gay Cyborg Hitler Jesus (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
CyborgHilterGayJesus

Image credit: Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination:
For Votes: 0
  1. N+F - I'm not very creative, so I didn't write in a funny caption. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:56, May. 19, 2008
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. Lost me at "gay". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:44, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Um um um um um meme based image? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 08:00, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against - Too many clichés in one image. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:25, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against - Its just bad. --Ithsword 17:58, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Abstain, I encourage everyone to vote against this. It is terrible. Not funny. Poorly executed. Memey crap. I, however, cannot bring myself to vote against something that I spent time and effort creating. This was never meant for the Main Pages - it was just a simple requested image. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:37, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
    Yeah, you're right. I didn't consider it to be memey crap when I nominated it. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 03:00, May. 20, 2008
I think the Cyborg bit could use a bit of a soften before it was paste over the top of O'l J. Like I know how to use teh photochops MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:24, May 21
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:39, 22 May 2008 (UTC)


Penis Constellation (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Penis constellation

"And the natives looked upon the skies for the answers, only to discover that God had been dicking with them the entire time."

Image credit: The UnIdiot
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 natives "blessed" by the skies
Nomination: - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 01:20, May 14 01:20, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. SNF - Hell, it's probably a "niche" image, but I think it's one of the funniest fucking things ever. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 01:20, May 14
  2. Symbol for vote Dick joke  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:35 May 14, 2008
  3. For A massive dick joke -RAHB 01:38, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. For having more planetarium jokes on Uncyc, and featuring this image. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:45, May 14
  5. Penis -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 23:01, May. 14, 2008 8=========D
  6. LOLjohnson -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:23, 15 May
  7. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  10:45, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
  8. For Haha, I get it...It's a dick joke. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 02:56, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
  9. For Cause I saw this constellation last night. It was all sticky (like usual), but there was a little red stuff... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:02, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 12
  1. Against. A lot of the lines don't appear to link to stars unless you look at the full size image. Give me some stars I can see and I'll change my mind. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:01, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Make penises; Get dicks :P (just reiterating, penis does not always = funny) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:43, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Not impressed Evan, tisk tisk.--MisterAbhorcosm 04:45, 16 May 2008 (UTC) - sock puppetry - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 10:54, May 16
  4. No --Zyrac 20:49, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
  5. Uh It's a picture even I could make on my computer... so to speak. Oh, that was horribly wrong.   Le Cejak <May 17, 2008 [3:01]>
  6. Strong Against - 'nuff said. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:56, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote That's just wrong - * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 20:46, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Me hates penis jokes. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:07, May 17 22:07, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
  9. Low quality image, weak humor at best. ~ Tophatsig 18/05/2008 @ 05:07
  10. Against as above. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 18/05 21:04
  11. Symbol against vote Against. not really hitting the target... --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 22:59, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
  12. Against. I hate penises. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 01:44, May. 19, 2008
  13. Against. Loldong. No. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:37, May 19
  14. Symbol against vote Against.--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:03, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:14, 24 May 2008 (UTC)


Mr. Winkler is DEAD (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Winkler Tombstone

I never liked him much anyway.

Image credit: IDFK
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 DEAD GAY GAY GAY GAY PEOPLE
Nomination: * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 03:53, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For - * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 03:53, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against - I made this using the tombstone generator. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:14, May. 26, 2008
  2. Nah. Text-based, in-joke, made with a thing, and just not that funny to me. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:12, May 26
  3. Against - Text. text. text. text. I love it sooooo much. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:50, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Kerkill What? I'm not on VFD? Then why am I voting on a Winkler-related thing? Oh well, this sucks. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:53, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:54, 26 May 2008 (UTC)


Manneken Pis urinating in Wikipedia (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Manneken Pis urinating in Wikipedia

Manneken Pis, a typical inhabitant of Belgium, is cleaning up Wikipedia with his urine.

Image credit: I don't know nothing
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 sentient beings pissed off by Wikipedia
Nomination: Tuganax 22:16, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom and For - Wikipedia really pisses me off! Tuganax 22:16, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Weak Against - Wikipedia pisses me off as well, but the image should be better quality. How? I dunno. Wait for Zombiebaron to tell you. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 08:10, May. 25, 2008
  2. Symbol against vote Against. First of all, it doesn't look like urine. Second, Wikipedia is floating, how did that happen? Third, the perspective between the statue and Wikipedia/waterfalls doesn't match. Fourth, there's icky white stuff around the Wikipedia logo. Fifth, it's not really that funny. Something pissing on Wikipedia? Nah.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:02 May 25, 2008
  3. Super Against Normal against per Skull's comments, extra against for Tuganax's pathetic attempt to explain. -RAHB 06:36, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against - Yeah...you may want to read the wikipedia article to clarify this, but when white stuff comes out of a penis, its probably not urine. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:53, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:54, 26 May 2008 (UTC)


Irish Submarine (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Irish Submarine

Blue print of an Irish Submarine

Image credit: Fred the Fatter
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Buggered Potato launchin' SAILORS!!
Nomination: Moonzeppelin MUN 01:02, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and For This picture just struck my funny bone right. In my opinion, this is one of the better MS paint jobs, which was obiously used to make a point, and isnt just a jumble of scribbles --Moonzeppelin MUN 01:02, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. For Mostly just to piss off some Irish friends. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:31, 24 May
Against Votes: 5
  1. Two Things First, the humor is text based. Second, the humor isn't insanely funny (other than the "hanging out to dry" bit, which only elicits a chuckle from me, but does give me an idea for a different photoshop job). Also, I think we have enough "so bad, it's good" images featured. -RAHB 06:10, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against No, really. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:30, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote What? - * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 03:49, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 15:12, May 26
  5. Against - Well, its not really "text based", but only because I can't read the text. Which is probably worse. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:56, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Whats wrong with text based? I like text based...--Moonzeppelin MUN 12:51, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
    Then nominate an article, not an image. There's a reason this is "vote for picture." -RAHB 07:10, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:58, 26 May 2008 (UTC)


Foetus jam small.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Foetus jam small

A rich blend of foetus, placenta and gelatin.

Image credit: Monocle Of Steel
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -8 dead baby jokes
Nomination: Pandora. 16:15, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Pandora. 16:15, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 9
  1. O_O -RAHB 22:20, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. I luv taxt -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:32, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. There's bad taste that's good, and bad taste that's bad. This is the latter. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:44, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Hnng. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:07, May 28
  5. Against. Per MO. ~ ★ БурекСП ★★ талк ★★ контриб ★ 12:01, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  6. Nope Goes like crap on bread... and front pages for that matter --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:42, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  7. No Perhaps its because I just ate but I find this sickening.--Sgt. Fluffy 16:51, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  8. Take this off VFP already --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:55, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
  9. Quick opportunity to whore my sig. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:22, May. 29, 2008
Comments
  1. -8? Wow. Umm...rm... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:05, 30 May 2008 (UTC)


Image:WarholPotemkin.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
WarholPotemkin

Andy Warhol "fixes" Battleship Potemkin

Image credit: By Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: Sir Sycamore (talk)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom and For a superb photoshop by Zombiebaron Which shone though the hollow shell of my article--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:00, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Im afraid i'm going to have to pass. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 23:55, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against -RAHB 19:52, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against Hopefully it's funnier in context. Also, I don't think that's a Warhol. If it was, it would be more of a cross between pop culture and pretentious. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:09, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Works in the article, not by itself. Good work, but just not a featured pic. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:09, May 28
  5. Against. I read Zombiebaron's comment as "I'd vote against this if I hadn't made it." So here's the vote you wanted to make, ZB. You're welcome. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:00, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
  6. Meh -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:36, May. 29, 2008
Comments
  1. Well... The photoshop job is very nice, but the pic just isn't funny. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:33, 24 May
  2. Abstain: not a particularly humourous image, I can, nonetheless, not bring myself to vote against that into which I have invested that most precious resource of all — time itself. I do, aswell, rather like the image's other merits, which, sadly, have nothing to do with the merits that I look for in a featurable image. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:18, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. rm; -5 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:07, 30 May 2008 (UTC)


holypotjoint.jpeg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Holypotjoint

the symbol of the rasta-nomad religion.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: bobofosho69.234.32.61 06:14, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. bobofosho69.234.32.61 06:14, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. bset edEt evah --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:15, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Awesome If this were on VFD, I'd vote kerkill. Thank God this isn't VFD, huh? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:00, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. Dude... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:34, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Uh.. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 08:02, Jun. 4, 2008
  3. Against. Oh dear. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:45, Jun 4
  4. Against. Not a smoking pic. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:39, Jun 4
  5. Um ... -RAHB 23:41, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:04, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:04, 6 June 2008 (UTC)


Rasta-nomads pot-head.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Rasta-nomads pot-head

A rasta-nomad sipping some kinda cow poop/pot mixture.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Bobofosho 00:16, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. MS Paint is not a good image-editing thing. Don't use it. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:20, Jun 5
  2. Per Led. Also, what did you even edit? Some steam lines and a touch up on his hat? Hardly worth your time, even if it only took you 15 seconds. -RAHB 04:06, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
    Oh I see now. You put in the rasta hat (with noticeable shitty chop-ups all around it) and thought that was clever. Stop nominating your own shitty images please, and while you're at it, actually vote for them when you nominate them. -RAHB 04:07, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Unless I'm mistaken, RAHB, Bobofosho didn't make this. Still, I blame him for nominating it here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:00, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. This one on the other hand, is terrible. I prefer the non-existant version. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:08, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:14, 6 June 2008 (UTC)


releasimification poster (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Releasimify

the original poster from sould train for releasimification

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Insert nom
For Votes: 1

1. User:bobofosho

Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. I don't think I need to explain myself. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:15 Jun 6
  2. More crap. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 01:46, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against; the flamingo looks out of place. Please move it over to the left. And, while you're at it, add a shark. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:50, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. For Don't listen to what ZB said about the shark. It looks much better without one. Perhaps a gnome... -RAHB 03:20, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:22, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

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Releasimifiers strike sign.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Releasimifiers strike sign

this is the original picket sign created by Sid McCoy, age 10, for the strike of 1995.

Image credit: bobofosho
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 1/1
Nomination: Bobofosho2 20:52, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

1.I like a de' pretty sign---Bobofosho2 20:52, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 4
  1. Against - Bobofosho2, I tell you this in the spirit of Uncyclopedia friendship: Your pictures suck. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:11, Jun. 7, 2008
  2. Strong Kakun, and his affiliated place. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:11, Jun 7
  3. Just so we're clear, you're not a sockpuppet of User:Bobofosho, are you? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:59, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against The strike of '96 was much better. I appreciate the historical significance, but '95 was just a terrible year. -RAHB 06:58, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments


Antipoop.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Antipoop

POWER TO THE PEOPLE

Image credit: Charitwo
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 Scatmen
Nomination: Fou-Lu Vote for Cunt of the Munth! 00:32, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

No for votes

Against Votes: 5
  1. Against - I think there's some kind of unwritten rule about images like these. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:07, Jun. 10, 2008
  2. Against. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 17:07, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against - Didn't really find it funny. --Ithsword 18:03, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Unoriginal, text, not funny, unoriginal, text. -RAHB 20:00, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Ponies --CharitwoTalk 23:54, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:54, 11 June 2008 (UTC)


Bitches Don't Know Bout My Zarathustra (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
BDKAMZ

The true irony of this image, of course, comes from the fact that Nietzsche never cut his own moustache this way; his sister would shave it in this fashion during the last ten years of his life, when he was in a vegetative state. Many of the images we have today of Nietzsche were commissioned by his sister. Although since this photograph recently surfaced many experts have attempted to take this as a self-portrait indicative of Nietzsche's academic frustrations (as supported by the presence of a camera in his hand), the facial hair suggests a later date.

Image credit: Jocke Pirat
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 bitches that don't know bout philosophy
Nomination: ~ Tophatsig 5/06/2008 @ 11:50
For Votes: 3
  1. N+F. Love this image even if it's text based. ~ Tophatsig 5/06/2008 @ 11:50
  2. giggle Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 20:54, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Yes. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 22:45, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against; I'm not even going to touch the texty-basededness of this image, directly. First off, the head. People don't have black borders. Same goes for the mustache. The there's the matter of the different coloured text on the shirt (plus, the fonts don't quite match). So, yeah. (There is, of course, also the matter of the texty-basededness...) -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:26, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Eh? Sorry, I don't get it. Reasonable moustache though... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:29, Jun 6
  3. Texttexttexttexttexttexttexttexttext -RAHB 03:00, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Dude's put on weight. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:35, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against Stupid meme.--Sgt. Fluffy 04:40, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. What Zombiebaron said. But more alive, obviously. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:46, Jun 11
Comments
  1. Abstain. It's funny, but it just looks a little weird. Touch up the word "Zarathustra" and I'll change to for. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:16 Jun 6
  2. Symbol neutral vote Abstain.-Although this is somewhat funny, I just don't think it's been that well done, similalrly the "Gangsta" thing just does'nt hit the right kind of Parody for Nietzsche--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 22:22, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:34, 12 June 2008 (UTC)


Madisontophat (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Madisontophat

James Madison, with a top hat.

Image credit: RAHB
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 shitty sequels
Nomination: RAHB 06:48, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. I got bored and thought "what if," and made this. In like, 5 seconds. I hate myself for this nomination. -RAHB 06:48, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. lol Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 20:47, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. 4 I found this image strangely compelling. --THE 23:12, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. Needs more moustache. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:02, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. I don't get it -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:20, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. On the grounds of it not being a picture of some chap with an enormous moustache. Now that would be funny. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:32, Jun 6
  4. What. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 01:47, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. I don't know whats going on. --Ithsword 18:09, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
    Something pretty pointless. -RAHB 19:44, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against How is this funny?--Sgt. Fluffy 04:47, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against. Reminds me of a Spike Milligan doodle I saw somewhere. But no. I see why it was made, but no. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:37, Jun 11
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:35, 12 June 2008 (UTC)


Iceberg >>> Ship (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Icebergeating

A rare photograph of an iceberg caught in the action of devouring a cruise ship. This image was taken shortly before the iceberg ate the photographer.

Image credit: Me, beyotch! ~ Nezlr
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 6.5 Hungry Icebergs
Nomination: ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 04:56, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 13.5
  1. Self Nom and for ~ Nezlr
  2. Symbol for vote For. MSPaint FTW! Robertodole 05:23, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. It's king hippo! ~ Tophatsig 7/05/2008 @ 00:18
  4. I lol'd. Srsly. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:24, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  5. Now I know why Titanic sunk. User:Aewanko --the ghostlessness 01:18, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  6. I love it. I could actually use this in an article I'm writing. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:32 May 7
  7. Weak for, until you fix the stuff ZB mentioned, at which point it will become a strong for. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:27, May 9
  8. For Fuck yes. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:54, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
  9. Funny. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:20, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
  10. OM NOM NOM Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:29, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
  11. (b'-')b Blah Blah Blah 03:22, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
  12. Haha Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 09:37, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
  13. lol206.213.157.4 14:56, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  14. Dumb! Therefore, I love it. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 01:50, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. While leaving whatever humour there is aside (and there is some humour, don't get me wrong), the quality of this image is terrible. While I'm glad that you took it to the Reefer Desk before selfnomming it, Nezlr, the fact that you would make the statement "The shadow will be added" and then add no shadow takes away from the purpose of the Desk. And, while your in a good image manipulating software adding shadows, just redo the whole image, so that its smoother (use the "Blur" or similar tool/filter) - it shouldn't be that hard, if you could do it in MSPaint, it'll take you no time in better program. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:30, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - Per Zombiebaron. It would be SO easy to make this 100x times nicer looking. I would vote for it in a heartbeat if you redid it with smooth stuff and added a shadow! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:58, May 7
  3. Against - I love it, but it could be so much better if it was at least somewhat realistic looking. I'm keeping this against vote until it is improved. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:38, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Per those guys, though I do find it bizarrely funny. It could probably make feature with some work. -RAHB 06:49, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against - Make it bettah. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 08:07, May. 25, 2008
  6. Against I tried really hard but I just don't find it funny --Sgt. Fluffy 17:01, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against I don't see where the bulk of Zombiebaron's complaints come from. Although I don't claim to be nearly as experienced as him, the image is a cheap hack job and it looks like it's supposed to be just that. But I can't in good conscience vote a cheap hack job to be featured, unless it's done a lot smoother like the Bermuda Triangle. Just redo it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:09, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments

I added the shadow like everyones been nagging me to do. however i had to change it around. please keep it how it is now.

~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 01:36, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

I don't like the eyebrow, just me, I think it make the iceberg look more deranged.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 05:40, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
Thats Why I like the eyebrow Robertodole 01:13, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
The shadow looks a bit disgusting, IMO. User:Aewanko
Thats kinda why i didn't wanna add one. im only a noob with photoshop, and i only got the 30 day trial period. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts
That's nothing to be proud of. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:03 May 27
At least he didn't pirate a copy like some consummate thieving magpie I could mention. But yeah, the shadow isn't right. It's wrong. I'm no art student, but I am a math student so here's my advice: print the image upside down, draw where you want the sun to be on the paper, and then draw lines from the sun to the boat to the water. There's your outline of a shadow. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:14, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

see, all of you complaining. i suck at photochop. thats why i didnt do the shadow. i couldnt do it very well. I knew youd switch your complaints to the crappiness of it.

And i wasn't doing a hack job. i needed the pic for my article, i did it to the best of my photochop abilities. the cartoony part is what i think makes it funny. please quit complaining about the shortcomings because im not changing the image again. youll just complain about that. look at the picture. vote if it causes a lol and vote against if it doesnt. jeesh. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 23:20, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

It was better before the shadow was added. I didn't notice the lack of a shadow before (or particularly care), but I certainly noticed the shadow in the wrong place. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:48, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

k its back to how it used to be

  1. rm; over a month on VFP: 6.5 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:37, 12 June 2008 (UTC)


Super idiot test (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Superidiottest

Unlike most, this one actually worked

Image credit: Gert5
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 idiot comebacks
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:48, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Soap Nuoming Foar --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:48, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 4
  1. I don't get it. At all. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:00, Jun 12
  2. Random. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:17, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. The shadows are way off. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:04, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Um??? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:09, Jun 12
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:17, 12 June 2008 (UTC)


Releasimfication Society (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Releasimify yo ass

The official sign for The Society for The Preservation of Releasimfication founded by Sid McCoy circa. 1972.

Image credit: Bobofosho2 20:57, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -6 1(1/0)
Nomination: Bobofosho2 20:57, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

1. I made this one myself, I'm sorta special...-Bobofosho2 20:57, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 7
  1. Stop it. -RAHB 23:28, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. "Whoa.", as Keanu Reeves would say. Uh, yeah...... --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 01:03, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Bobofosho2 made this one himself. He's sorta special... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:32, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Someone wanna implement a "kakun's page" type of thing for bobofosho? Because, well, ya know... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:13, Jun 14
  5. Hmm MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:45, Jun 14
  6. Against It's so...Big. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 17:59, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Oh. My. God, Becky. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:41, Jun. 15, 2008
Comments
  1. rm; no comment -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:26, 16 June 2008 (UTC)


Ithsword (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

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Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0
Nomination: UberCream 22:10, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

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Against Votes: 0

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