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3tetas.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
3tetas

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Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: 71.218.100.179 15:22, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  • Uncyclopedia has a policy against shock images, which I view this image as being lightly in violation of, and as such, I vote against this. Warm Regards, Javascap
  • Against- Its just a weird pic, nothing special --Moonzeppelin MUN 21:29, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Against. Against. Against. One "against" for each boob in the picture. --THE 22:59, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Not original. It's a screencap from that movie where Arnold is on Mars and has total recall, the title of which escapes me at the moment. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:45, 2 April 2008 (UTC)


InkLink (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Squigandstmshitpalooza

Painting duo 2 cool guyz presented this piece as a part of their infamous "Modern FART" exhibition at the Lourve

Image credit: User:Savethemooses/User:Squiggle
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:15, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. NOM AND YES -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:15, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. "SIMPLY STUNNING... THE BEST ARTWORK I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG, LONG TIME!" -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:17, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Shit thats good (Screw you quality) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:52, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:57, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Against. Shit based. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:18, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against.. Is there something I missed? ~ Tophatsig 4/04/2008 @ 15:50
  3. Shit Against based. -RAHB 04:57, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Strong For - Needs more text!!! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:53, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. Retarded and not funny. --Fixman 16:27, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
    Against Shit based. no sig Robertodole 01:27, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. WHAT THE FUCKHinoa talk.kun 01:31, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  7. I think by VFP you meant QVFD Robertodole 01:41, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  8. Against Huh? --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 14:14, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  9. WTF? And this is funny... how? - oh look, it's Madmikeuk ~talk - contrib } 14:44, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, despite a the smell -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:35, 8 April 2008 (UTC)


Free Candy (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Free candy

I heard that Willy Wonka himself bought that van and drove it down here!

Image credit: User:Optimuschris
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 vans full of candy
Nomination: Robertodole 00:52, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote For. Hilarious picture IMHO Robertodole 00:52, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. No. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:19, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Not an original image [1] --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:48, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Several websites have it. --the ghostlessness 10:09, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against I laughed, but apparently this ain't original. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 14:11, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Hey this isn't candy... its all wet and sticky... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au 10:13, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. Sorry This isn't eligible. It's an unmodified pic I blatantly stole. I'm glad you liked it though. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 16:31, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, unoriginal/-4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:37, 8 April 2008 (UTC)


Obama borat parody.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Obama borat parody

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Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1
Nomination: thegoldbar
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1
  1. So many reasons Poor 'chop, not particularly funny, not really nommed Robertodole 04:01, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Not original -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:31, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

I figured it was unoriginal, but i wasnt sure and was too lazy to check. Also, thegoldbar is not any user's name, so thats an unsigned ip nomination, which should be auto-huffedRobertodole 06:28, 10 April 2008 (UTC)


CATS (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

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Score: -5
Nomination: 71.240.49.188 22:00, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Clearly -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:05, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. I approve this massage -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:06, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Meow -RAHB 21:34, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Tompkins - Yeah, I'm confused. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:36, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Stupid IPs are wasting my time Robertodole 01:27, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Hell Yeah. Its a work of art! Zero Meow-er - Nihilism at its finest --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au 06:06, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Strong For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:46, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Huh. Must have taken you years eh? --the ghostlessness 11:49, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. Well, the epic failure made me laugh.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:41, Apr 9
  7. I'm assuming they meant this. Still, against. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:58, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
  8. Hmm I especially like your use of the colour red in this picture. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 07:21, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Are ips allowed to nom? Robertodole 04:04, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

  1. rm, -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:37, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

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CATS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really? Do they? Are we allowed to write stuff here?

No. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:41, Apr 9
Why are you two colouring outside the lines? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:58, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
I'm doing it for fun and profit. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:18, 10 April 2008 (UTC)


Cheese Piano (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
CheesePiano

So goodbye yellow brick road/Where the dogs of society howl/You can't plant me in your penthouse/I'm going back to my cheese
This timeless quote from Elton John's classic cheesy piano ballad describes the very instrument that made Elton's favorite type of song great: the cheesy piano.

Image credit: Ljlego
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 cheesy pianos
Nomination:
For Votes: 4
  1. Nom'n'For I watched this image's genesis, and now feel that its time to lie down on Broadway hast come. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:20, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  2. for. cheese-based image. also, that caption makes me want to vote twice.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:35, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  3. Self-for Because it can be done. Plus, cheesy pianos and indeed pianos of all types hold a special place in my heart.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:21, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  4. Too highbrow -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:11, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Not feeling it... or anything, actually. God damn numb hands. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:44, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  2. No buttered scones for me, I'm off to play the grand piano in my "Aeroplane". ~ Tophatsig 18/03/2008 @ 21:46
  3. Not really getting it. -RAHB 01:53, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against - Didn't do it for me. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:17, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. Sorry Lj, it's not bad and all, but to semi-quote a previous ZB vote, it doesn't work without the caption, which makes it text-based. On its own, it's OK but not great. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:25, Mar 31
  6. Half-hearted against Good image, but text-based (its not funny without the caption) - oh look, it's Madmikeuk ~talk - contrib } 14:48, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
    Against Not funny at all. No sig at all Robertodole 01:29, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  7. I couldn't find a laugh. Under the bed; no. Behind the couch; no. Sorry --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au 14:53, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Against. I agree with the unsigned vote that I took out, unfortuantely :( Robertodole 04:07, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:40, 12 April 2008 (UTC)


Cokewine.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Cokewine

Coke's branching out....sorry if this isn't funny enough or crappily made, I'm new to this. Now please enjoy your fermented coke.

Image credit: User:RPBnimrod
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: User:RPBnimrod
For Votes: 1
  1. User:RPBnimrod
Against Votes: 4
  1. No Coke! Pepsi! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:30, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Quality I could probably do a better 'chop, and I'd be using Mspaint Robertodole 23:46, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. 1rd: Get GIMP, or somesuch, 2st: Use the highest quality base images you can find, 3th: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:24, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against.not that good- Icon flag-Jp 忍者男Ninja Man 22px-Flag of Hell Talk! The Hitlist Pages I've AttackedNinja-style Main Page Time→ 22:25, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

I would like to remove this, since I did a poor job on it. Am I allowed to remove this after it's been voted on? User:RPBnimrod

Go on IRC and ask Zombiebaron. It takes voodoo majik to take images off of VFP (failing that, any admin should be able to huff the page). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:29, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Or, failing that, wait until Zombiebaron swing by on his nightly rounds. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:19, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:19, 16 April 2008 (UTC)


Dollar cent.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Dollar cent

This is supposed to be a political joke about how poor the economy is doing (.I.E., the dollar is very low)

Image credit: User:RPBnimrod
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: User:RPBnimrod 12:31 AM, April 14, 2008
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Text-based and way too subtle. I didn't even know where to look for a change until I read the caption. « Arotenbe « aka arotenbe, AaronR, etc. « Now what did I do? « 20:39, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - This image fails to appeal to an international audience. I live in Canada. We don't use rubles here. Oh, its also not funny, and that ¢ symbol looks thick in the wrong places. Plus text...yadda yadda... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:23, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Reefer desk — use it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:26 Apr 16, 2008
  4. Symbol against vote Against. as per ZB and Arotenbe Robertodole 04:09, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:14, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

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Water on Mars (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Water on mars

Houston, We have a problem...

Image credit: User:Space Often, Wikipedia
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 Thirsty Martian
Nomination: KoRoBeNiKI 16:43, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

--KoRoBeNiKI 16:45, 17 April 2008 (UTC) Self-nom, lol at BJAODN

Against Votes: 2

Symbol against vote Against. Zombiebaron based image, also not original, since it came from Wikipedia [2]. Not to mention that the image's creator is listed on wikipedia as being Ajith h, not space often. Robertodole 17:33, 17 April 2008 (UTC) Symbol against vote Against. I get the joke, but no, I've seen this image all over the internets, plus it probably doesn't make sense to people that aren't interestead in astronomy RPBnimrod

Comments
  1. rm, Darwin Rule; Wikipedia Clause 3-E -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:57, 17 April 2008 (UTC)


Saigon Residents Evacuate into Windmill while Large Sea Otter Watches Nearby (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Saigon Otter Windmill

As NVA Troops briskly advanced towards Saigon, the Americans became desperate for escape. The otter looked on as they attempted to board the windmill. He was rather bored.

Image credit: Jocke Pirat
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 otters in Saigon
Nomination: ~ Tophatsig 17/04/2008 @ 02:24
For Votes: 2
  1. Self Nomination and For ~ Tophatsig 17/04/2008 @ 02:24
  2. Symbol for vote For. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against It makes absolutely no sense standalone. Also, the otter should be a bit cleaner. You can see through that little checker thing on the windmill blade, and the otter's body should be there, but it's just sky. Also, his ass is lumpy. No way are we featuring any lumpy asses on the front page. Feature is reserved for asses smooth as a baby's bottom. That's why Modus gets so many featured. -RAHB 08:43, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - Looking at the full size image, I see it is a pretty mediocre 'chop. Take it to UN:RD. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:53, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Im all for random humor and all, but this is both too random and not random enough, somehow (it makes sense in my world) Robertodole 17:36, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against per everything above. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:51, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against--Count of Monkey Crisco 12:46, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. I just don't get it Asplain please? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 16:51, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
    Please look at Robertodole's comment on the Nazi windmill nomination page. ~ Tophatsig 17/04/2008 @ 22:53
  2. Abstain Jocke Pirat has created some wonderful metavoting here, but the image isn't as wonderful as it could be. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:01, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Weak abstain. Lose the otter, and make the caption about the Netherlands' surrender to the Nazis on May 15, 1940, and it'll be a for. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:25, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:31, 18 April 2008 (UTC)


1.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
1

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Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: 76.232.237.156 05:54, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. That is quite simply the greatest picture ever, the red symbolizing the anger of the poster at their inability to link an image properly... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:10, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
    Symbol for vote For. Per above XD --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 06:44, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. For 76.232.237.156 is perhaps the greatest artist of our generation. Note the subtle texture of the brushstrokes. The subdued color. The raw, unfiltered emotional content. Clearly the work of a genius, the kind of genius for which we should simply appreciate the fact that we happen to be alive at the same time as. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:58, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:50, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
    Symbol for vote ZOMG its teh sex!! Robertodole 18:40, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. I fixed it, and after having done so discovered to my dismay that it's much too cool to be featured. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:09, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. I liked the pic of the guy singing better. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:26, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
    Comment. Yes, but that one was too awesome to even exist! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:27, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Now that it exists, it sucks :( Robertodole 21:56, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. I miss the singing guy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:58, Apr 20
  5. Symbol against vote Against. Now that the picture we were voting on got fucked up, I am now strongly against it. I like it the way it was before. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 23:31, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. Ganainst -RAHB 04:08, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • I say we hang it in the Louvre, offset to the Mona Lisa... or offset to the dumpster out back. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:03, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

What happens if this actually wins?!-RPBnimrod

  1. Rm, -3 - without my vote. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:12, 21 April 2008 (UTC)


Superman's Secret To Flying (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Super redbull

Superman's secret flying technique

Image credit: RPBnimrod
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 dude high on crack
Nomination: RPBnimrod
For Votes: 1
  1. SN RPBnimrod
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I can barely read the words "Red Bull", and plus, this might as well be a pun, not a feature worthy concept Robertodole 18:42, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Doesn't say "featured image" to me as loudly as it says "Red Bull advert." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:12, Apr 20
  3. Symbol against vote Against. It doesn't look like a can at first glance, at second glance, it looks like his hand is crushing it, and it's not really funny. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:23, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against The can needs to be positioned better. But other than that, as per Led. -RAHB 04:10, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

What does "as per (insert name here)" mean?-RPBnimrod

"As per (Name)" means that they agree with the reasons provided by (Name). Robertodole 20:43, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm, -3 - without my vote. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:15, 21 April 2008 (UTC)


Barry Bonds (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
BarryBonds

Once the steroids had shrunk Mr. Bonds' equipment and the lawsuit had ruined his career, he tried to sneak out of the limelight using a number of disguises, including this "ditzy blonde chick" get-up. Surprisingly, this disguise seemed to be his favorite, and later, he decided to get a sex change.

Image credit: Martinjester
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0
Nomination: Robertodole 21:51, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote N+F I'm bad at writing captions, but I thik its a funny pic. Robertodole 21:51, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against Likely not original, much too small, not funny, no point, comma. -RAHB 04:11, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I just don't like it-RPBnimrod

Comments

oops [3] not original :( Robertodole 21:45, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

  1. rm, unoriginal -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:16, 21 April 2008 (UTC)


Nuke Shroomz (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Nuke shroomz

THIS IZ DA SHIT!

Image credit: RPBnimrod
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: RPBnimrod
For Votes: 1
  1. For, obviously-RPBnimrod
Against Votes: 5
  1. Looks good, but just didn't really make me laugh. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:47, Apr 23
  2. I'm better off with the real thing. - Aewanko --the ghostlessness 03:24, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against Per Led. It's punny, but it ain't funny. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:02, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Yeah, good attempt, but just doesn't say feature to me. -RAHB 07:29, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against sorry. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:25, Apr 23
  6. Against. I love the idea, I really do. But it took me 3 looks to work out what that was, and it just doesn't grab the attention properly. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:59, Apr 23
Comments

Sorry if I'm being an arse by submitting my shit too much-RPBnimrod

  1. rm, -4 - without my vote... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:07, 25 April 2008 (UTC)


Crying_banana.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Crying banana

you want I make BANANA cry?

Image credit: BackwardsIsForwards
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Syndrome 03:06, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. NF I know it didn't take a great amount of skill to make, but that's part of what's so brilliant about it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:00, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. It's so bad it made me cry. As such, it's perfect. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:45, Apr 23
  3. I love it more than life itself. Which isn't saying too much. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:43, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Text based ima- Oh wait, never mind But the against stands. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:53, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. ZEE IMAGE, it lacks zee funny  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:55 Apr 22, 2008
  3. Where is the stem? I'd vote for it, but without the stem, I'm at a loss. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:47, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. as per Skully Robertodole 01:46, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against Per ZB, but it would be preferable if the whole bunch were there, maybe I've got high standards... -RAHB 07:26, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against Not for me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:19, Apr 23
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:17, 25 April 2008 (UTC)


Mordor fence.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Mordor fence

...Finally, the two hobbits and the hunchbacked CGI dude who says precious all the time had reached Mordor.

Image credit: Under user
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination:   Le Cejak <May 02, 2008 [23:27]> 23:27, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Hey. Guys. This picture rocks.   Le Cejak <May 02, 2008 [23:27]>
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against. Oh no! Its Zombiebaron! The big bad ogre of VFP coming to say that this image, while it may be wonderful on whatever page it was created for, does not speak to him on a highly humourous level, and, in the end, is just the addition of a white picket fence to a screen cap from a Lord of the Rings film!!! Run! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:28, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. As much as I hate to agree with the big bad ogre I don't think I would have appreciated this picture outside of the context of the article. Sorry guys, it's probably because I have mental age somewhere between 8 and 12... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:34, May 3
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Because I haven't read the article it appears in, and think that it does not stand alone at all. Robertodole 03:36, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Self Against. Glad you like it Cajek, but there's no way this stands by itself. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 07:28, May 3
  5. Zombiebaron 'Nuff said. -RAHB 01:02, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • No offense, ZB, but voting against stuff doesn't make one cool. I mean, I don't care, it's just that... tone it down, please.   Le Cejak <May 03, 2008 [0:38]>
    I'll stop yelling when you start nomming images that I vote for!!! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:49, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
    I find it interesting that there are plenty of people who vote against a lot of the same images that ZB does (I for one have noticed I vote against a lot when he does, not because he does, but often for the same reasons), and yet ZB is the only one who takes any shit for it. Yet, his comments, on most occasions, are of the highest coherency, highest amount of feedback and reasoning, and seem to make the most sense as to why he voted the way he did. His comment on this one says exactly why it shouldn't be featured and some people have agreed with him. ZB knows what quality is and tries to maintain it. Because he meticulously judges the entries for VFP, people chastise him, rather than give him the support he deserves for trying to maintain some level of quality. Leave ZB the fuck alone and let him do his job (if you can call it that), as he seems to do it better than anyone else who puts shit on this page. -RAHB 09:51, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm, -4 + a big hug for RAHB -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:19, 5 May 2008 (UTC)


Empireiphone.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Empireiphone

Empire-I-Phones, advertised in The Journal of Uncyclopedian Studies, no. 1, April 1860.

Image credit: sannse
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3
Nomination: Syndrome 03:32, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. For Life needs more Euroipods references in general. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:32, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
  2. For, of course. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:53, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. For -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  4. For - oh why not, I think it stands alone, as well as the in-joke -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 18:16, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. For This will go nicely next to other featured stuff on the front page...Plus I giggled. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 14:12, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. Før In-joke, but hey, what the heck, big greasy thumbs up ~ oh look, it's Madmikeuk ~talk - contrib } 16:20, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote Text-base SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  8. Symbol for vote For.. I've always liked this image, about time it got the feature it deserves. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:56, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against Sannse did better with the widely popular Falstrop's Kitten Huffing. Also, PBC. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:12, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
    Symbol comment vote Comment. I must say that I disagree with you completely, ZB. Falstrop's Kitten Huffing was the same quality, it was just a new idea at the time. Also, as per below, PBC doesn't apply. Robertodole 21:19, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
    Against Its not that good. No sig Robertodole 01:14, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against Syndrome: That's true mostly, but in-jokes are also looked down upon. Nobody outside the site can enjoy it if everything we feature is only known to the people who are already here. Also, text based. -RAHB 04:46, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
    Against Not funny at all. 201.253.205.46
    Sockpuppet. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:13, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
    Why would Fixman use his sockpuppet to vote here when he could have used his actual account? Either this isn't a sockpuppet, or fixman works in mysterious ways... Robertodole 02:23, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Not only an in-joke, but it was never a funny in-joke Robertodole 01:29, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. It is truly sucky -- Icon flag-Jp 忍者男Ninja Man 22px-Flag of Hell Talk! The Hitlist Pages I've AttackedNinja-style Main Page Time→ 18:35, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. This looks familiar... Oh yes, I remember. I voted Symbol against vote Against. back when it was nominated before. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 19:51, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • I was under the impression it was more of an in-joke than a continual source of drama, but then again, what do I know? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:37, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
    • I agree, I don't see how the PBC applies here, since in-joke is different from drama... Robertodole 08:59, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm, Darwin Rule: +3 after being nommed for over a month -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:22, 5 May 2008 (UTC)


Laser Cats (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
LaserCats

Warning! Avoid looking into laser cat with remaining eye.

Image credit: User:RabbiTechno
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 laser-firing mammals.
Nomination: Zig 14:00, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. My gut says to vote Symbol against vote against, but my funny bone says Symbol for vote for! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 23:03, May. 14, 2008
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. Per this image's dubious originality. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:08, May 14
  2. I concur. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:14, 14 May 2008 (UTC)


Nazi Windmill (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Nazi-windmill

After the Netherlands surrendered to Germany in the spring of 1940, Nazi engineers moved quickly to bring Dutch landmarks in-line with their ideology.

Image credit: Modusoperandi
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0
Nomination: SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
For Votes: 11
  1. Symbol for vote Fascist SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  2. For, I like it--Sycamore (Talk) 13:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. For unless it makes me a Nazi...--Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 14:08, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. For God bless that Nazi remake of Camberwick Green. Freemorpheme.gif 21:48, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Weak for. If it's gonna be a standalone pic, it needs a better caption. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to whittle some wooden shoes. The caption is better now. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:17, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. DOUBLE For!!! -RAHB 08:39, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:27, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  8. 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:14, Apr 19
  9. For Hey, Modus made that for me! Modus and Brad in '08! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:27, 24 Apr
  10. F♥r. I like it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:12 Apr 28
  11. For Hang on, this is funny! I did not even read the text, it's just cool. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:35, May 11
Against Votes: 11
  1. Against, the textybits don't really make it funny. They just distract from the fact that "Hey, look, a swastika." -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:28, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Windmills are boring, like history, and otters Robertodole 23:45, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. um blank stare - It's a swastika, so? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:15, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. why its not moving?--User:Faxma/sig 00:20, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
  5. Weak against You see those little words on that windmill on the right? They need to be nazi-related puns. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:51, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. Adding "Nazi" to some everyday object does not make it funny.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:31 Apr 19, 2008
  7. As per above --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:25, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  8. As per above the above. –—Hv (talk) 20/04 21:27
  9. Nay. A bit too hard to read, and over technical! Like the idea of a Nazi Windmill, Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Windmill! The preceding unsigned comment was added by HealthHazard (talk • contribs) diff
  10. Look, it's a swastika!! doesn't make it funny. Sorry. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:21, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
  11. As per above HaLoGuY007 17:07, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  12. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:25, May. 12, 2008
Comments
NO WAI!!!111!1!1 Its a swastika on a windmill. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:24, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
No shit? Oh yeeeeah, I see it now. Fuck me, I'm doubling my for after hearing that. -RAHB 23:12, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  1. Template:Not that funny Quite Honestly, i don't really think its that funny. And i am not trying to cheat. Come on, others agree its not that great. The nazi captions would make it better. Nazi jokes are cliche. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 04:59, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm, 0 after a month -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:55, 17 May 2008 (UTC)


Faxmax II type A.3 (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Faxmax2

the faxmax II while sending a fax to spider

Image credit: imaginary faxma
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Faxma 20:21, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. I don't get it --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:31, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. What? - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 23:32, May 16
  3. Uhh..............................??? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:32, May 16
  4. Fail This doesn't make sense, and not in a good way either --Sgt. Fluffy 00:06, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments

and it didnt take too long

  1. HA HA HA HA WHY AM I REMOVING THIS????? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:57, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
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