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'''Abstain''' I like the image, and I'm really close to saying weak for, but I just don't think that its feature-worthy. [[User:Robertodole|Robertodole]] 19:27, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
 
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|for=#'''NF''' a QFP which I felt was worthy of a nom--{{User:AE/sig}} 19:44, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
 
#{{For}} I kinda like it. --{{User:Kaizer the Bjorn/sig}} 04:49, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
 
#'''For''' What the hell is wrong with text? {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>04:21, Feb. 1, 2008</small>
 
#{{For}} I found it funny... {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} 18:51, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
 
#{{For}} Looks good to me. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>23:03, Feb 3</small></small>
 
#'''For'''. I need this stuff. {{User:15Mickey20/sig}} 12:18, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
 
#'''For''' I do not car if it costs a million bajilion zillion dollars, I '''NEED''' this to get the mentaly retarded fat kid off my back... Seriously he wont leave me alone.[[User:Wilhelm screamer|Wilhelm screamer]] 17:16, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
 
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#'''Against''' text text text text text text text. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:57, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
 
#'''Against'''. How are you supposed to pick up chicks wearing this stuff? {{User:Boomer/sig2}} 20:01, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
 
#'''Against''' As per text-baron -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:19, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
 
#'''Text-based and not really that funny to me.''' - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>04:16, Jan 30</small></small>
 
#'''Against'''. Text-based. Plus the top half of the lettering looks flat, on a round surface, which looks kinda wrong. --{{User:Under_user/sig2}} 09:55, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
 
#'''Nope, sorry.''' Also the lettering at the top is a little off. {{User:Squiggle/sig}} 14:54, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
 
#'''Against''' Didn't really do it for me, I'm afraid. Plus what Squiggle said. --{{User:Seeker/sig}} 14:45, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
 
#'''Against''' - Zombiebaron based. Also it doesn't look right {{User:Bonner/Sig}} <small><small>Feb 16, 22:42</small></small>
 
#'''Zombiebaron''' --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 16:30, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
 
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#'''rm, -2 after almost a month''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 00:37, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
 
 
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Kentucky fried Macca.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Kentucky fried Macca

Due to the success of KFC, there is now a new resteraunt (oh noes, I can't spell) called KFM, or Kentucky Fried Macca. This is an advertisement.

Image credit: yellow-sub.net
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Rolando8 12:26, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Against - I'm not sure how original it is, but it isn't funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:45, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. What? ~ Tophatsig 12/01/2008 @ 23:22
  3. Against I don't know what ever gave anybody the impression that this was funny. -RAHB 06:59, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Not original. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~19:55, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
  1. Could you provide a link? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:45, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:26, 13 January 2008 (UTC)


Beatles without Pants.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Beatles without Pants

When Beatlemaniacs go too far...

Image credit: Unknown. Sorry
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: Rolando8 12:37, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 5
  1. Against - I'm not sure how original this is (as per the caption and credit), but its also not very funny, so that doesn't matter. Well, it does matter. But the fact that its not funny is pretty important. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:11, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Even if this is original, is this feaute worthy? Symbol against vote No--Æ 19:33, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. not funny or well made --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:30, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. DIE DIE DIE -RAHB 08:28, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. What is this crap? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 15:07, Jan. 14, 2008
Comments
  1. rm, -5 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:47, 14 January 2008 (UTC)


Ron Paul 08. (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Ron Paul 08

Ron Paul's brilliant campaign blimp.

Image credit: CartoonDiablo 18:19, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: CartoonDiablo 18:19, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For -CartoonDiablo 18:19, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. For - How is it not funny? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:12, Jan. 12, 2008
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. - how is this funny?--Æ 18:20, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - Well, I'm glad you went out of your way to explain the joke to everyone. As we all know, explaining jokes makes them funnier. Always. Not that this was funny to begin with. Or, really, all that well done. The exploding blimp and the building are all so obviously seperate that it doesn't even have a hint of realism. Also, the blimp would have had to punch a hole in the building to have crashed so low down. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:32, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. I get it, it's just not funny. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:30, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Per the above. -RAHB 08:26, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:13, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments

GO AWAY! Jeese AE you should be behind this 100% seeing as Ron Paul is your lord and savior. edit: For those of you who don't get it Ron Paul is a political nut job running for office and used a blimp for his campaign with the logo seen in the image....and well it's kind of a nod to something else too. -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

  • I know, but how is this campaign funny?--Æ 18:37, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:16, 14 January 2008 (UTC)


The Red Baron at Waterloo (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Waterloo Baron

World War I ace Manfred von Richthofen, better known as The Red Baron, strafing French cavalry at The Battle of Waterloo.

Image credit: Under_user
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3 anachronistic aerial massacres
Nomination: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:46, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14
  1. n&f. UU whipped this up for me, and i liked it so much, here it is! true story. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:46, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Definitely--Æ 01:49, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  3. Sure. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:07, Dec 12
  4. For. It's just like I remember it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:03, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:03 Dec 13, 2007
  6. Weak self-for. I think it works better with the article, myself. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:00, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. I laffed. Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:39, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  8. Seemless and delightfully mad. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  9. The bloody Germans did it again! ~ Mordillo where is my FUCK? 13:35, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  10. Frlz, yo. It really adds to its article, and is very well done. Gratz! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF  03:01, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  11. A Fro --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:29, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote For. - Heh :P BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jan 6, 11:51
  13. For - ROFLLOLOzOrG!!!1!!!111 Mulehunter 18:25, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
  14. FOR What the flute isn't funny here? The mental image of an olde-style aeroplane bbbbbBRRRRRRRUUUUUUUHHHHHmMMMMmmmming onto an even older battlefield is hilarious. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:44, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11
  1. Against - Planes and horses aren't the "winning comedic team" I thought they'd be. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:46, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. Really didn't make me laugh. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:42, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against What's funny here? -RAHB 13:20, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against How is this funny? Ethereal 12:59, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against Is it funny because it's not funny? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:59, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
  6. Against just don't see the funny, sorry--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 14:25, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against History is boring Robertodole 19:26, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Against. nice work, but meh Finnius.png
  9. Against Sorry, there's got to be something more "in" about this that I don't get that makes it hilarious. I get the anachronism, Fo shizm. --AmericanBastard 02:36, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
  10. Against Didn't do anything to me Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN
  11. Aint Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:32, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, Darwin Rule -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:51, 19 January 2008 (UTC)


The Mona Lisa 2 (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Bearded lisa

Stung by critisism regarding Mona Lisa's lack of facial hair, Leonardo DaVinci painted the Mona Lisa 2, which turned out to be slightly less popular than the original.

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:46, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. It's Mona Lisa. With a stache. --BurekSP 15:56, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - We've already featured one Mona Lisa image. We don't need anouther one. Also, that moustache isn't very...real looking. It looks like you used the paint-can in MSPaint. And I doubt Mona Lisa picks up facial hair tips from Night At The Roxbury. On a final note, this doesn't make me laugh. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:43, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Not funny, and not very well done either. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:33, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Too simple to be funny. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 10:53, Jan. 21, 2008
Comments

I put this up on the Reefer Desk over a year ago, and never nominated it. I don't think it's one of my best, so I'm not voting. Just throwing it up there. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:46, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:11, 21 January 2008 (UTC)


Penis Man (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Behold, Penis Man in all his glory!

Image credit: TommyG
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 Big Dicks!!
Nomination:
For Votes: 5
  1. N+F - I just want to see how this goes. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:34, Jan. 21, 2008
  2. SUPERFOR As per RandomDie.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 18:20, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote Epic For BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jan 21, 18:56
  4. Long-and-strong for. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:21, Jan 21
  5. Symbol for vote Uber for. As RandomDie. --MNM5150 01:02, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote Against. What the fuck? MY EYES!!! -->:( 18:12, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - Not original, and its also text based. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:14, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Strong against, as per RandomDie. --IconSir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)[citation needed] 22:56, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. NO - this is goatse--Æ 01:00, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote MADNESS!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:04 Jan 22, 2008
  6. Penis-based penis --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:05, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, deleted image -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:33, 22 January 2008 (UTC)


Special Forces (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
SPECIAL FORCES 1 copy

Following the hilarious success of the first Special Olympics held in nineteen-ninety something, the United States Government commissioned a joint-assault commando duo of two specially trained para and quadrapoligic gymnastic gold-medalists to serve as recon operatives on the front-lines for the U.S. Marines. Although this film lasts only three minutes, it has become internationally acclaimed by many disreputable critics as being an unparalleled masterpiece in Action/Comedy.

Image credit: AmericanBastard
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 is a special number
Nomination:
For Votes: 1

SN. Yeah, yeah, i'm going to hell. --AmericanBastard 00:55, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 4
  1. Against - An overused pun, and terribly made image. Also, its text based. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:41, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Per Zombiebaron. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:43, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. sorry, I love the image, but as I said on the Reefer Desk, the face-swaps need to be better. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:30, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. OMGLOLTARDS Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:37, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:40, 22 January 2008 (UTC)


A Tastefully Censored Image (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
2nudists

As you can see, this picture -- the cover of John Lemonade and Poko Ono's album 'Abnormal Music No. 111: Two Nudists' -- has been tastefully censored. Notice the appearances of the words 'fart' and 'burp', and the 'smiley face' which is actually speaking. The psycedelic colours reflect the decade in which the album was recorded and released.

Image credit: This image is the cover of 'Unfinished Music No. 1: Two Virgins'.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Rolando8 12:56, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Phoar. Sheer genius. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:26, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 4
  1. Against Ok seriously....what the fuck... -RAHB 23:47, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against per RAHB Æ 00:01, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. No sir -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:35, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Not so much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:06, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:13, 24 January 2008 (UTC)


Channel Wormhole™ (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Channelsyze

The unusually intimidating trip through television channels is usually an acid one. Or maybe it's just Freeview

Image credit: Gert5
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Masterpiece Wannabes
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:49, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3

SN+Eight - Do selfnoms still give fors or do they give aints now? --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:49, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

  • Symbol for vote For. - Haha I love it :) BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jan 19, 11:55
  • Symbol for vote For. - You usually get aints but i'm retarded. Nice pic, i get sucked in everyday, you should make an article. --AmericanBastard 02:38, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against - I've just checked, and watching television on acid just makes CNN very interesting. No wormholes. Sorry. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:49, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. I'm sorry, I just don't see what's funny here, Symbol against vote Against.--Æ 19:50, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. I can't find the funny. I think it's hiding. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:56, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. It's well done, but not... well... funny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:36, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. It scares me. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:32, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against Nah -RAHB 23:44, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:46, 24 January 2008 (UTC)


Bill Gates search.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Bill Gates search

Bill Personally ensured Vista's search algorithm was as accurate as possible

Image credit: Vista Help + Support, MS Paint and Minidido
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Minidido 02:55, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Against - "I don't get it". -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:17, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against There is no "it." -RAHB 20:32, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Weak against Funny, but not feature-quality. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:49, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:08, 27 January 2008 (UTC)


Microsoft Monopoly (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
MicrosoftMonopoly copy

Avoiding antitrust laws since 1995.

Image credit: CartoonDiablo
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Companies in control of an industry
Nomination: CartoonDiablo 03:51, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: +2
  1. Self Nom and for -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif
  2. For....sure we already have Thermopylae but this is a funny twist in its own right. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against - We've already got one terribly text based image on this theme. And that one is better. Much better. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:59, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - While the picture itself is OK, I think it could do a lot better. Adding squares that aren't Blue Screens of Death would probably be a good first step. Second, although I am a Linux/Unix zealot who absolutely hates Microsoft, I don't find the old "M$ sucks" idea funny, and I believe that many others also agree with me when I say this concept is old. However, I have yet to see any humorous pictures stating that Linux, FreeBSD, or perhaps even Apple, suck. Try considering one of those. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 05:32, Jan. 27, 2008
  3. Meh, per the above. It's just kinda boring, and it's been done. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:34, Jan 27
  4. This appears to be BSoD's on a Monopoly board. I don't get it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:34 Jan 27, 2008
  5. Against per everyone else--Æ 19:35, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
As a reply to Starnestommy there really isn't a lot of jokes you can actually do besides like 5 other "acquire competitor" squares but then having those you just create an imbalance unless you have like the actual jokes make up half the board. And on the note with having it make fun of apple/linux etc. that wouldn't work because there really isn't a whole lot wrong with those OS I mean apple leopard was actually hailed by critics as being "flawless". -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:38, 27 January 2008 (UTC)


Dividing by Zero (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Divide

Mathematicians' attempts to divide by zero weren't a success.

Image credit: RobbingtoN
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 / 0
Nomination: Æ 15:21, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. NF - good QF--Æ 15:21, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote UltraFag :) ~Fag x FS 15:22, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against, never a big fan of animated gifs or math, I also did not find this funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:20, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Nah. The joke's a little too stupid to be funny, in my opinion.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:32 Jan 27, 2008
  3. NO! Animations bad! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:51, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against I do find it funny, but don't find it of front page quality. -RAHB 04:17, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. As per everyone above, except I do like math, unlike Zombiebaron. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:48, 28 January 2008 (UTC)


Drumsticks.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Drumsticks

A modern drummer, demonstrating proper use of drumsticks. This particular drummer prefers to use one each of the "ice cream" and "chicken" varieties. Different flavors of each are known to produce distinctly different tones.

Image credit: RAHB and Masterd
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: RAHB 08:52, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. SNF Wasn't actually planning on nomming this, but I guess I'll give it a shot, since some people seemed to enjoy the much worse earlier version. This is actually a collab with Masterd but I don't think this template was made for multiple usernames. Thanks for that ZB. -RAHB 08:52, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. For Me likey.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 18:15, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against - I do appreciate the betterness of the new version, but it still doesn't really do it to me. Ya'know? Plus, the sticks don't really fit in... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:19, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - yeah as good as you can possibly make it the whole concept itself isn't funny at all. --CartoonDiablo 04:02, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against - While you have a good base picture, there are two main things that stand out about it: One, the drumsticks look obviously like they were shopped, and two, the resolution could be a bit better. As for the humor aspect, I could not grasp the concept you were attempting to convey through this photograph. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 05:35, Jan. 27, 2008
  4. Nah. Sorry, but the play on words just seems too obvious to me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:39, Jan 27
  5. Against. Image doesn't bug me anymore, I just don't find it funny. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:55, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. its a feeble pun --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:46, 28 January 2008 (UTC)


Shit Cross (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
ShitCross

Found fossilized on the side of Mount Sinai, this is believed to be the first thing that Moses did after reciving the tablets with the words on them. This is truly a holy shit.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 holy shits
Nomination:
For Votes: 4
  1. Self-Nomination and For - I hate to do this. I truly do. This method — where I nom this image and make a comment about how VFP has turned into shit lately, urging people to get off their collective asses and make images — has worked in the past. And hey, I also really like this image. So bonus points there too. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:10, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. For to remind people what happens when good images aren't created at a mass-production pace and scale. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:49, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Holy Shit - Literally. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 18:06, Jan. 26, 2008
  4. Wow, quality has gone down. ... Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:50, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Eww. And you guys thought the penis man was gross. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:33, Jan 22
  2. Return of the against of the Shit cross --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:35, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Son Of The Return Of Shut Up And Play Yer Against Vote -RAHB 23:45, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. *barfs* Parsat 02:23, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against using Photoshop for evil. Also, for poo. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:01, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  6. Icky. I turned off images so I could vote without having to look at this again. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:59, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Fucking Disgusting Picture Also, the poop doesn't make it any better looking --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:44, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Rm, its work is done here... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:45, 28 January 2008 (UTC)


Honey I Lost The Kid (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
HoneyILostTheKid

"You'll lose yourself in this Comedy!"

Image credit: CartoonDiablo
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 Kid who was killed by her parents.
Nomination: CartoonDiablo
For Votes: 4
  1. SNF- tehehe good thing I'm a Buddist otherwise I'd be going to hell. -- CartoonDiablo
  2. for--Theweelad 21:51, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
  3. For Made me laugh, but then I'm sick, or so my doctor tells me (I'm already going to hell). MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:58, Feb 3
  4. Symbol for vote For. This disgusts me. It takes a person well versed in assholerry to create an image like this, however plain. --DyslexicRetard 09:20, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Absofuckingloutlynot. ~ Mordillo where is my FUCK? 22:00, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against I could have done this. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 00:12, Feb. 2, 2008
  3. Against Its just not the same without Rick Moranis. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:29, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
  4. No - per Kip, I'd have to agree it's not very good image manipulation. Also, the image just isn't funny--Æ 00:55, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
  5. Ummmm, hmmm --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:39, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:52, Feb 3
  7. EPIC against. I'd also have this deleted if I had my way. It's now believed that the word "Madeleine" sells newspapers, so to see it here just pisses me off. --~Fag x FS 10:51, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
  8. EPICer Fail Also it would be nice if you would stop being such an asshole CartoonDiablo. -RAHB 07:26, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Kip.....what the fuck. "OMFG I COULD DUN THIS UR GHEY!" -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

Abst Not a really good image, sick, but it did make me laugh my not oft used maniacal laugh. Mwa Huh Ha!Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN


Windows Vista Upgrade Pack (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Vistaanytimeupgrade

Finally, the users of Windows Vista, for a long time the best OS in existence, get the opportunity to try an even better OS.

Image credit: Inirapsag1
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 upgraded Vista installations
Nomination: Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 17:39, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. N+F. Yes, I realize that Microsoft jokes are stalled. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 17:39, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Meh, too text-based for my likings. Against. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:44, Feb 2
  2. Tl;Dr, not only is this very very text based, but the text doesn't even try to fit in. The Xp logo'n'text is too blurred, while the "DRM Free" is obviously added. Also, Rick Moranis. Yeah, that's the third time I've mentioned Rick Moranis in three VFP votes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:38, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against This image kinda sucks. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 23:08, Feb. 4, 2008
  4. Against No Kip. This image just sucks. There's nothing "kinda" about it. -RAHB 07:30, 5 February 2008 (UTC)


Taft Punk press shot (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Roosevelt and daft-1

The two members of progressive rock group Taft Punk, former presidents Taft and Roosevelt, suit up for their first national tour to promote their album "Industry" and a bill enforcing stricter regulation on food and drug distribution.

Image credit: Modusoperandi
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 repetitions of "Rock, reform rock"
Nomination: Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:24, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom + For. An image MO made for a WiP of mine that I am tremendously pleased with. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:24, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
  2. For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:15, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
  3. For, just to prolong the discomfort for a little bit longer. Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:02, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Symbol against vote Zombiebaron --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:08, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against, not really funny, especially when it's just the image. Captain Boomer_Valentine%27s_template.jpg Can you read that? Feel the love. 03:12, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
  3. Nope Didn't really strike me as funny, though it's not a bad photoshop. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 15:25, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against, Modus did a top-notch job, but its not a funny image. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:55, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. Per the others above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:31, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against -RAHB 06:59, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against - As above really BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Feb 16, 22:38
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. I want to vote against, but I probably shouldn't since it's a musical reference I don't get. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 23:19, Feb. 11, 2008
  1. rm, -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:52, 17 February 2008 (UTC)


Why-tarantula-Demetri Martin.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Why-tarantula-Demetri Martin

That stunned expression tells me that you are glad you got a tattoo of a tarantula on your face.

Image credit: Modusoperandi
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -6.5
Nomination: Æ 23:53, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. N+F - I love this image and not just because it features my picture.--Æ 23:53, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Weak forSomewhat of a poor job, but the image needs no explanation. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:36, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Against Makes zero sense by itself. -RAHB 05:14, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against for the same reasons mentioned above. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 08:46, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
  3. Squash --AAA! (AAAA) 16:23, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Per MO. Demetri Martin with a tarantula tattoo on his face without the proper context of the article just isn't funny. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:34, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
  5. Per MO. Sorry, it's a great image and it works great in the page, but it's just not VFP-material. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:37, Feb 19
  6. Against. Doesn't stand up on its own. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:53, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against. Spiders are scary. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:55, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Against. ~ Tophatsig 20/02/2008 @ 03:58
Comments
  1. Abstain. Out of context, it loses something. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:19, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
    Comment: Use the damn 'show preview' button, kaizer! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:37, Feb 19


PS3mote (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Xlbawy

Some crazy awesome photoshopping skills displayed here- I want one!

Image credit: I think the guy who uploaded this is now banned.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -10
Nomination: DarkBlue 23:37, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. for so so true ...
Against Votes: 11
  1. Against. Zombiebaron-based image. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:45, Feb 17
  2. Against --Æ 23:59, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
  3. Not Original --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:27, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
  4. Well, you know -RAHB 05:12, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote They didn't steal all of that! They just sort of did. -->:( 06:02, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against This image is every where on the net, I doubt it's original. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 08:58, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
  7. -6! --AAA! (AAAA) 16:25, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
  8. Against. Per all of the above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:16, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
  9. Symbol against vote Against. ditto --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 17:13, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
  10. Against, again. For good measure. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:28, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
  11. Against, as part of my nonexistent campaign to put my sig on every page. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:54, 20 February 2008 (UTC)


Tha Octopus O' wrath AKA Barry (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Octopus O' wrath

Octopus O' wrath

Image credit: Tha Machine
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: 203.129.62.197 02:18, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 16:49, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:15, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
  3. Nah -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:19, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
  4. Uh... yeah. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:38, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against It doesn't seem feature worthy in my opinion. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 02:31, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Abstain I like the image, and I'm really close to saying weak for, but I just don't think that its feature-worthy. Robertodole 19:27, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

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