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London 2012 "SHIT" logo (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Nologo

The IOC will be pissed when they see us making fun of their trademarks. Wait... don't take down my f***ing video!

Image credit: Funnybony
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Score: 2
Nomination: ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. PurpleDickVote Nom+Boner. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. It's cool, although will date very quickly.                               Puppy's talk page04:30 14 Aug
  3. For. Made me smile. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 12:00, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. 4 PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:41, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 19:39 October 6
  6. Symbol for vote For. --Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 22:18, October 23, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:54, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote Boner. -RAHB 00:21, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. sumone10154(talk) 03:55, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. It doesn't work for me --Prätt Körp (talk) 11:55, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05
08, December 15, 2012 (UTC)


Tony blair pimp.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Tony blair pimp

To stand out or to be retarded? Tony blair is an unfashionable block head bling brain who makes mismatched politics a fashion. He has his visions set, as he happily cuts parts out of magazines, but will it be enough to save his political career? He'd better see his stylist - it's no good trying everything! Heil Hitler?

Image credit: Insert image credits here
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Score: -2
Nomination: Reallybloodymental (talk) 15:24, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. This is a great example to all. A true masterpiece, misunderstood for its time! I only just found this gem the other day. Would be sad to let it go to waste. --Reallybloodymental (talk) 15:24, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 02:37, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. The moustache looks kinda fake. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:54 Oct 25 2012
  2. hahahahahaha, oh wow ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:00, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. It's funny, but doesn't make the cut for VFP. --Prätt Körp (talk) 09:07, October 28, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Nope.--Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 11:37, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05
12, December 15, 2012 (UTC)


The Seventh Seal.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Seventh Seal

The English poster of the 1958 film

Image credit: --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Score: -1
Nomination: WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. for --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Very, very weak for PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 14:27, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. I laughed my butt off. Wish it looked better, though. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Oct 23 '12 8:49 (UTC)
  4. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 02:40, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
    IT'S BETTER THAN EVER NOW (i've never even seen this movie :X) --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 23:24, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
    I have. Max von Sydow, the old priest from The Exorcist, plays chess against Death. It goes rather predictably. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Nov 12 '12 23:27 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:22, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I concur ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:42, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 19:39 October 6
  4. Symbol against vote Against. sumone10154(talk) 03:54, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. --Prätt Körp (talk) 11:56, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05
18, December 15, 2012 (UTC)


Vlad "Ludicrous" Tepes (history, logs)

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Vlad Tepes Ridiculous

Vlad the Ridiculous, a rare oil painting

Image credit: Sinner George
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Score: 0
Nomination: Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 23:22, October 23, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote For. It isn't gonna make it, but I'll give it a try.--Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 23:22, October 23, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. --Tophat headless 00:29, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Vlad you could make it --Prätt Körp (talk) 13:52, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
  4. PurpleDickVote Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:33, October 26, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. currently being the funniest image on this page. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:35, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Against.Seems a bit fucking pointless. But it's still funny. Most things everywhere are pointless though including pictures that are funny and unpointless. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Reallybloodymental (talk • contribs)
  2. Against Not doing it for me. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:09, November 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. not funny --Mn-z 18:45, January 7, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. also not finding it particularly funny. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:36, June 2, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. There doesn't seem to be any use for it. Also it is randomly unfunny.--Uncycloperson (talk) 11:52, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

dude,this is awesome!


FU Uncyclopedia! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Dexter bird

F U.
Sincerely, Dexter111344

Image credit: Dexter111344
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Score: 1
Nomination:  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Dec 6 '12 9:39 (UTC) 09:39, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. I was told to do this. Don't blame the messenger. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Dec 6 '12 9:39 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Strong for Dexter I miss you. Fuck whoever or whatever made you this pissed off at us. But I want you back damn it! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:41, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For - You're so vain you probably think this image is about you. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:46, Dec. 6, 2012
  4. Symbol for vote For. I'm still confused as to why you took that picture in a cave in the middle of the night but whatever. Jackofspades (talk) 06:59, 10 December 2012
  5. He has the fingers of a guitarist. And has an obvious light phobia. Aleister 12:47 crissmiss'12
  6. Lol. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:48, 1 January 2013
Against Votes: 5
  1. FU DEXTER -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:15, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Huh?? --Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 12:41, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
    Dexter used to be a kewl uzer here but then he left and when we asked him to come back this was his response and so "FU Dexter" and... um... yeah, explaining the joke never works. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Dec 16 '12 12:50 (UTC)
  3. Against. Because secretly, I think he'd want me to do this. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:33, Dec 21
  4. Symbol against vote Against. I'm scared of the dark. --Prätt Körp (talk) 04:21, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. bad inside joke. --Mn-z 18:44, January 7, 2013 (UTC)


Adventuretime.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Adventuretime

Expedition Time!

Come on, grab your guides
We'll go to very distant lands
With Lewis the Governor and Clark the veteran
The fun will never end, it's Expedition Time!

Image credit: Nikau (talk)
Archive - Discuss this image
Score: 8
Nomination: Nikau (talk) 11:15, November 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Made it. --Nikau (talk) 11:15, November 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. FFFFFFFFFF-- ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 23:43, 12/03/2012
  3. Symbol for vote For. Yes, yes, yes, yes!--Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 14:43, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Cool. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:02, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Math. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:16, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Like. Aleister 12:42 chricstmas daze
  7. PurpleDickVote Boner. Grab your rucksack kids. --Prätt Körp (talk) 04:22, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  8. Regular Expedition --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:30, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote For. The more I looked at it, the more I liked it. I do believe it is good.--Uncycloperson (talk) 12:04, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I like Adventure Time as much as the next man-child, but I am not really seeing what is funny about this picture. Sorry. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:32, February 13, 2013 (UTC)


Funny Image Puss (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Funny image puss

Pussy in boots take it all the way

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Score: -1 Pussies in boots
Nomination: SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:00, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom + for --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:00, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. I likes it --Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 16:24, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Too texty. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:17, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Works as a side joke but not as a featured image. --Prätt Körp (talk) 04:18, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 18:44, January 7, 2013 (UTC)


Uncyclopedia's patron, Oscar Wilde, dropping the truth on you bitches. (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
WildeTablets

Exodus 32:

15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.
16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

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Score: 12
Nomination:  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jan 4 '13 5:14 (UTC) 05:14, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 16
  1. Zombiebaron. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jan 4 '13 5:14 (UTC)
  2. Bombiezaron --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:59, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:11, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. norabeibomZ --Skizzerz 06:16, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 1234JKL <3 --1234JKL (talk) 06:26, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  6. PurpleDickVote Boner. Greatest image in history. -RAHB 07:15, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For - Let the exodus begin. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:02, Jan. 4, 2013
  8. Things say for //Roye*W*D*M*7777777\\ 16:43, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Spot on -- CartoonistHenning 16:45, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  10. And it was good... SG1 [citation needed] 20:31, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  11. Obvs. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  04:15, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote No boner, but totally For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:57, 5 January 2013
  13. PurpleDickVote Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:06, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. per above. --Mn-z 18:43, January 7, 2013 (UTC)
  1. For this is God's will.--Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 00:51, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Four legs good, two legs bad! What that about mob mentality? --Uncycloperson (talk) 20:46, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. IFYMB! (talk)
  4. Symbol for vote For. ohmygodbestpictureinhistory --Tyrone McGee (talk) 11:33, August 18, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Because too texty. Because head swap. Because sometimes mob mentality is stupid. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:28, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. per above, and no longer hating Wikia as much as I used to. --Mn-z 13:44, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. for the obvious reason. Seriously - grow up.                               Puppy's talk page10:54 21 Feb 2013
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Advocates have voted with their feet. Spıke ¬ 13:47 21-Feb-13


747 (Clean version) (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
747 censorship

In addition to to its military applications, napalm can also be used to cover up underage nudity.

Image credit: user:Unununium
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Score: 2 flaming children
Nomination: Mn-z 01:35, March 30, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Because flaming children are less offensive than naked children. --Mn-z 01:35, March 30, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. On a serious note, this pic is well chopped considering the black and white aspect and the difficulty factor of 9. The feature should go to both users - the one who added the realistic and proper-era plane and to Unununium for setting the exhibitionist on fire. Aleister 10:08 29-3-'13
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Ws Windows Sucks 1600x1200.jpg (history, logs)

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Ws Windows Sucks 1600x1200

Windows sucks more, and that's guarenteed.

Image credit: GUncyclopedian
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Score: -1
Nomination: GUncyclopedian (talk) 16:39, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. They suck more. --GUncyclopedian (talk) 16:45, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. This pic is clearly not original, as indicated by the watermark in the lower right hand corner. Quit borrowing pictures and make your own Photoshops. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 17:10, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Indeed; the instructions don't say, "Vote for the funniest thing you found somewhere." Spıke ¬ 17:27 29-Sep-13


Penisman (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Penisbaron

The triumphant return of Penisman! Saving Internets around the globe from squeamishness and censored cocks!

Image credit: http://boners.com
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Score: -2
Nomination: Kip
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 05:58, Jan. 29, 2013
  2. EDIT: Never mind, it's not original to Uncy. An obvious feature Aleister 11:34 26-2-'13
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Crouton-Logic 22:47, Feb 13, 2013
  2. Symbol against vote Against. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:22, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. - Only a matter of time before Wikia finds and forces us to censor this one too. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:46, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. - It's just a picture... not edited, probably copyrighted... could use a few more dicks on it I suppose?--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 09:03, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. - Just.... no.... --RockoRocks TALK vandalizements contribs 12:44, May 12, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • I think some people just like to stare at dick. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:22, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
  • Déjà vu. The more things change, the more they stay the same. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:43, Jan. 29, 2013
  • Invalid nom not original, since there is a watermark on the image. Also, spiritual against. --Mn-z 14:07, January 29, 2013 (UTC)


Ugly American (history, logs)

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UglyAmerican

An American having some fun after a hard day of sleeping.

Image credit: Seafall
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Score: 0
Nomination: Seafall (talk) 13:05, August 28, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote Self-Nominated and For --Seafall (talk) 13:52, August 28, 2013 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Nominations for VFD ought to be pictures that you photoshopped or illustrations of your own work. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:36, September 8, 2013 (UTC)


Moses Purple (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
MosesPurple

Often considered "the purplest-wearing slave you ever did see." Uncle Tom "Moses" Purple is famous for his work picking Sen. John Calhoun's cotton as well as his purplicity

Image credit: Jdlrando
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Score: 2 shades of purple
Nomination: Mn-z 19:55, January 11, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. I was looking for old stuff to delete, and thought this was funny. --Mn-z 19:55, January 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Moses Purple. hahahahahahahahahahaha Aleister 18:04 24-1-'13
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Lincoln sings (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Lincoln-mic

Abraham Lincoln sings the Gettysburg Address

Image credit: Romartus
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Score: 1 people with derringers
Nomination: Aleister
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 18:29, April 9, 2013 (UTC)
  2. No need for words, featureworthy. Aleister 12:00 25-1-'13
  3. Symbol for vote For. Think of the possibilities. Lincoln Park, Lincoln/Elvis sing along, "Many Species of Tall Furry Politicians Gathered Together in a Cave and Groovin' with a Pict."--Uncycloperson (talk) 12:00, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. didnt really like it--Pizzawiki2 (talk) 03:41, April 6, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Sorry, photoshopped a bit too obviously. I know it's hard to work with black and white images but still... But the idea is great! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:25, March 2, 2014 (UTC)
Comments

not so funny

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