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BismarckRocks (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Otto von Bismarck with a guitar, obviously.

Image credit: Under user
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1
Nomination: Mimo&maxus
For Votes: 6
  1. Nom&For I hope I'm doing it right. --~  Mimo Mimomaxus Maxus 15:02, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. 4 Polisz Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 16:27, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. This is a good job. I see nothing wrong with the hand, it blends well, and its a helarious take on pompous posing. The tiniest thing wrong would have made the guitar look either perfectly normal or really stupid. Here its really funny! --Shabidoo 15:56, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For Gen. Fudgem0bile Wants to play Planeshift. 03:37, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For Probble 18:40, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For I like it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 20:49, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. against It's been a while since I visted VFP but none of the pics in here make me laugh. Is there some pun about Otto Von Bismark relative to guitars? If this were a jelly doughnut (i.e. bismark) maybe I'd squeek at it. Nice potatoe chopping but Worth1000.com is a better place for that. --AmericanBastard 06:14, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Now, I know that's how they were in the original, but there wasn't any focus there in the original, so it really didn't matter. Now there is and I just find myself staring. I mean, seriously... what's with his hands?! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:38, 30 January 2011
  3. Against. I agree with Lyrithya, the hands look wrong. Also his right hand should be closer to the guitar hole. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:53, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 22:25, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Surprise self-against. Naw, not really. Another one that only works in the context of the article, I think. As to the comments about the hands - they bother me too, but: 1. I was only knocking this up quickly. 2. I'm far too lazy and not talented enough to fix it properly. Shame, as I'd really like another featured image, but I don't see this being it. Thanks for the nom though M&M. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:15, Feb 8
  6. Symbol against vote Against. per the hands. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:35, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Against Go down to the old folk's home, have one of the old fucks dress up in their war attire, give him a guitar, and take a picture of that. It'd be the same idea but way funnier. The hands would still look like shit, though. Namely because old people play with their own shit, but they don't eat it. Well, unless it smells like tapioca... Regardless, you should all eat your shit. Just saying. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:44, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
    Shucks, you say the nicest things... --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:14, Mar 26
Comments
  1. Comment If they moved the hands this picture would look worse, maybe a bigger guitar? Gen. Fudgem0bile Wants to play Planeshift. 03:37, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
    If you look at the original (to which I lost the link, but just... er, google 'Bismarck' or something), the hands were moved, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:48, 3 February 2011
    Why did the creator move the hands? O.o Gen. Fudgem0bile Wants to play Planeshift. 04:00, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
    Ahh, saw the original image, maybe if they shortened sections of the forearm/arm? Gen. Fudgem0bile Wants to play Planeshift. 04:00, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
    Perhaps the little bit near the cuffs? Gen. Fudgem0bile Wants to play Planeshift. 04:00, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote Comment. The hand to the left (which is anatomically the right hand) looks weird. What's that thing surrounding it? Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:06, 3 February 2011
    Probably a large dose of the "blur" tool in Fireworks, my image editor of choice, because I was too lazy to do a really good job. Blur is my friend. Try to find one of my images it's not used in... --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:15, Feb 8
  3. For my IST project, just messing around, I got this picture and made him black, first time using photoshop. Gen. Fudgem0bile Wants to play Planeshift. 11:11, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. rm; over 2 months on VFP -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:11, April 8, 2011 (UTC)


BIBLE! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

GOD Creates a whole bunch of shit!

Image credit: RabbiTechno
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 person(s) enjoying Christian gossips
Nomination: Zig 09:18, February 9, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote Nom+for I can't believe this hasn't been nominated yet. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Zig (talk • contribs)
  2. For :) --Shabidoo 08:34, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. For. --Black Flamingo 11:14, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote Zombiebaron! Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:17, 11 February 2011
  5. It's fine Polisz Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 00:16, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. The naysayers are possessed with devil. A masterwork. Aleister 3:55 13-2-'11
  7. For. Hilarious Shrooms Jello Shrooms 20:43, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
  8. For Good stuff --JediQuestMaster 21:53, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Zombiebaron; The picture of God looks streched, and the overall abundance of text makes the image look unappealing to me. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:40, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron Also, the images seem to clash with each other. --Mn-z 13:29, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Low-quality fonts as well as images make for a less than satisfactory whole. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:37, 13 February 2011
  4. I can believe. --Roman Dog Bird 03:38, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. Excellent in the article but not for VFP. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:29, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote The Babylonians created all this shit years ago --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:46, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Against I coulda sworn I've voted against this before... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:58, March 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; +1 after 2 months -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:06, April 21, 2011 (UTC)


Rude carrot.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

What a rude carrot!

Image credit: Beavnation
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Retarded carrot
Nomination: Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 23:21, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom + for - This is great -- Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 23:21, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:31, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Did you seriously think this was original?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:33 Apr 30, 2011
  3. Even if it was original, this sort of thing is a rather common theme in general, of which this particular instance isn't an overly special example. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:36, 30 April 2011
  4. Hadouken --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:01, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3, unoriginal -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:08, May 2, 2011 (UTC)


Waterfall.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Idiotic Wikipedians like Jimbo Wales should go here to die. If they DID, then they would drown, which would be good for us.

Image credit: Uamhair
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Raichu-140 22:56, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Nah Jackofspades (talk) 23:02, 4 May 2011
  2. - Symbol against vote UBER NO Not photoshopped. -- Chupa chups (talk) 23:15, 4 May 2011
  3. Symbol against vote wtf  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:20 May 04, 2011
Comments

I don't think they'll do it though

  • Is this even photoshopped? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:13, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Removing this sucker; -3, thing says it was stolen, so not original, etc. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:58, 4 May 2011


Rick Bird.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

We're no strangers to love.

Image credit: Zana Dark, and Iwillkillyou333
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Zana Dark
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. This will probably fail, but you know the rules.  –  FuhQ.gif FuhQ   ZDsig.gif ZDsig  Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:48, 5 May 2011
Against Votes: 4
  1. Never gonna give you up. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:44, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Okay, what? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:49, 5 May 2011
    I'm mostly voting against because the head's on backwards, mind. Beyond that I have absolutely no idea what this even is. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:50, 5 May 2011
  3. I know the rules too, Zany. You have to read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before self-nomming. I'll need a photo of you reading it with today's newspaper in the picture. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:40, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. not pregnancy related. --Mn-z 04:34, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:46, May 6, 2011 (UTC)


Sleeping Cat.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Uncyclopedia's new anti-spam system.

Image credit: Cat the Colourful and Lyrithya
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 Tired cats
Nomination: Cat the Colourful 07:21, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote For. Lyrithya did a great job. Noobaward Cat the Colourful Noobaward Cat the Colourful 07:21, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. That is the way of writing most of the articles. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 14:37, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote Most. Hilarious. Thing. Ever! Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:19, 8 March 2011
  4. I like cats. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:42, 8 March 2011
  5. This actually is related to fearing Zombiebaron. You just aren't looking hard enough. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:37, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. I didn't vote for this yet? It's very cute, and a cat, sleeping on the computer with an uncy page on the screen. It has everything! What's not to feature? Aleister 21:14 26-3-'11
  7. Symbol for vote For. I'd hit it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:08, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Against This is literally just a picture of a sleeping cat. I see that all the time in my life and have never found it funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:17, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against per zombiebaron. Jackofspades (talk) 22:20, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Against and this isn't related to fearing Zombiebaron - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 08:14, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. per just being an image of a sleeping cat. --Mn-z 22:14, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Cats are for huffing, not for taking pictures of and then uploading it to VFP; to the delight of everyone. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz
  6. The cat isn't even sleeping in a funny place. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:41, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
  7. I like it, but don't personally see it as a feature. --Black Flamingo 14:50, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
  8. I have no idea what this is.  –  FuhQ.gif FuhQ   ZDsig.gif ZDsig  Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:51, 5 May 2011
Comments
  • "That is the way of writing most of the articles." I wonder if the cats originally maed the AAAAAAA!-article. : ) Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat
  • Where's the head on that thing? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:04, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
    Have you never seen a cat before? They can have as many as no heads. Or five. Or hairballs. Or... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:34, 31 March 2011
  • Alas, it's failed after... about two months. -1. Yeah. Damn. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:55, 7 May 2011


Ornette Coleman - The Shape of Jazz to Come. (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Though a typical Avant Garde Jazz album, the cover art of The Shape of Jazz to Come effectively demonstrates why the music is as eclectic as it is.

Image credit: Maniac1075
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: 107.5.33.113 23:34, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:11, May 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. is this is reference to something, or have something to do with with, like anything whatsoever? --Mn-z 23:44, May 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I don't get it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:56, 11 May 2011
  4. shouldn't that be "The Shape of TAZ to Come"? what's wrong with you people --Roman Dog Bird 00:04, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Eh -4 that's a fail. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:07, 12 May 2011


Votewhore01.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

I whored this image

Image credit: User:Mhaille
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 Person that just don't get it
Nomination:
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For.says it all --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:29, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Zombiebaron --Mn-z 23:28, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:38, May 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:28, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Spang. --Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:05, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Hyperbole. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:10, 16 May 2011
Comments
  • Should have whored it properly. (failed; -4) 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:11, 16 May 2011


Zombiebaron (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Zombiebaron zombiebaron zombiebaron, zombiebaron zombiebaron. Zombiebaron?

Image credit: Zombiebaron 184
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1.5 zombiebaron
Nomination: ~ Pointy
For Votes: 14.5
  1. Zombiebaron. ~ Pointy Zombiebaron. 03:41, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:19 Mar 26, 2011
  3. Symbol for vote ZOMBIEBARON! Zombiebaron, zombiebaron! -- Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 04:22, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:37, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
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    CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP? --~  Mimo Mimomaxus Maxus 11:16, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
    HE STOLE MY IDEA!!!! - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 21:53, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
    I DON'T CARE--~  Mimo Mimomaxus Maxus 15:15, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
    Guys, please don't. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:39, 27 March 2011
  8. undeadtitleofnobility --nachlader 11:08, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
  9. zombiebandwagon Aleister 11:14 26-3
  10. Symbol for vote I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINZ!! --96.249.253.161 21:16, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Zombiebaron. How it comes I'm not the one who made the picture!? ehhh... Polisz Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:39, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Zombiebaron much? Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:37, 4 April 2011
  13. norabeibmoZ Gen. Fudgem0bile Wants to play Planeshift. 03:48, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  14. Damiinhō 12:43, April 9, 2011 (UTC) YE!
  15. Symbol for vote For. This is a much deeper image than anyone here thinks. The dark hues of text and the light (but still very dark) hues of text blend together to show how the image creator is conflicted about his inner feelings. And the white background shows the emptiness the image creator feels after they're done editing the image. The name "Zombiebaron" is of course referring to the Uncyclopedia user and admin Zombiebaron. From here we're obviously supposed to realize the very first Uncyclopedia user and admin was Chronarion, the creator of Uncyclopedia. The creator is also another name for God. Therefore, Zombiebaron must be a metaphor for God. You see? Very deep. -- Tophat headless 16:28, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  16. Cool...--Raichu-140 22:59, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 13
  1. Zombiebaron MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:07, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron Jackofspades (talk) 05:48, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Needs retouching. I mean, uh, Zombiewhatever. --Black Flamingo 22:15, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Famine. --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:21, Mar 27
  5. Against. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:55, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Text-based. Because Zombiebaron won't. --Algorithm 08:29, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Uh.... To quote the immortal Butthead, "Words." WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:10, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
    lol --Roman Dog Bird 00:57, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  9. Symbol against vote Against. it's just an image with the name of an admin printed on it in plain, black text on a white default image.--Repku 23:14, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
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  11. Modusoperandi --Mn-z 23:30, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  12. You make me sad. Quit kissing ass and learn who Rick Astley is.  –  FuhQ.gif FuhQ   ZDsig.gif ZDsig  Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:50, 5 May 2011
  13. Apparently Zombiebaron is the new BENSON. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:12, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Zombiebaron. needs moar Zombiebaron. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:30, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Been here over a month, +1.5... time to take this thing down before it gets any spammier, I guess. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:38, 16 May 2011


Zbcj.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

ChiefjusticeDS and Zombiebaron: Two bad mo' fos

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2 IPs who were banned
Nomination:
For Votes: 9
  1. Nom+For I have no jurisdiction, though I want one. -Humorist About-logo EAEgalitarian Aspie
  2. For Several years later that green pepper and I got married. ChiefjusticeDS was a brides maid. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:53, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. i like the pepper --Roman Dog Bird 20:03, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. I like Gimp's pepper. -- Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:44, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Pepper. Aleister 00:55 7-4-'11
  6. Symbol for vote Pepper and Zombiebaron looks lovely... - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:51, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Ah the smile of Chief... Ah... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 07:30, 20 April, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:53, 2 May 2011
  9. Symbol for vote For. -- Tophat headless 16:10, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Despite being an admin and an asshole, I never get any vanity images or articles made. I will never forgive the active userbase for this.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:55 Mar 28, 2011
  2. Symbol against vote Against. I'm with him. Jackofspades (talk) 22:56, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Hmph. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:59, 28 March 2011
  4. Against Too much Chiefjustice. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:01, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Against. The character on the right's face is messed up. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:11, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Against. Needs more Braydie. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:35, Apr 5
  7. Zombiebaron --Mn-z 23:35, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  8.  –  FuhQ.gif FuhQ   ZDsig.gif ZDsig  Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:48, 5 May 2011
  9. As per Zana.  Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 22:09 8 May 2011
  10. Yep. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:10, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Against MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:18, May 17
Comments
  • I'm not sure, but I think the art's just a little too sophisticated for Uncyclopedia. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:13, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • Removing; been almost two months and it's at -2. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:24, 22 May 2011


File:Adam West straitjacket.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

"Wow that's a giant penis you've got there, sport!" - Adam West

Image credit: Batman
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:53, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. This image has been nominated and I was the first person to vote for, and for some reason, I felt like the first part of my statement needs to be bolded. Inb4 head-is-too-big/the-sunglasses-are-crooked. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:53, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:43, 16 May 2011
  3. Symbol for vote For. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:15, May 17
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. Not a whole lot of subtlety to this concept. Can't say I laughed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:04, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Modusoperandi --Mn-z 21:13, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I might be inclined to change my mind if it gets a better caption, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:31, 17 May 2011
  4. i on the otherhand like the caption. --Roman Dog Bird 01:33, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:07, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Against --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:18, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • -3; failed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:47, 23 May 2011


Death of Jimbo (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

This is what happens when you mess with Sophia.

Image credit: Typhlosion-123
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1.5 asploding admins
Nomination: Zana Dark
For Votes: 7.5
  1. Typhlosion-123 21:07, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Feel the wrath of Sophia!  Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 22:06 8 May 2011
  3. Symbol for vote For. It is so funny!--174.57.209.80 00:25, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Zombiebaron.  –  FuhQ.gif FuhQ   ZDsig.gif ZDsig  Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:34, 9 May 2011
  5. put this in the smithsonian or whatever --Roman Dog Bird 19:58, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Wonderfully abstract. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:42, May 11, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. Per above. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:44, 16 May 2011
  8. I've seen people not act like complete dicks. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:46, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. The art... it... it's too much. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:15, 8 May 2011
  2. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:42, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Against. If anything it's too awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:06, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Modusoperandi --Mn-z 23:40, May 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Seriously no. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:07, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. I've seen funnier pictures of herpes sores. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:07, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Against MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:16, May 17
  8. Symbol against vote Against. What? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:33, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol against vote How is this still on VFP after a month?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:16 Jun 01, 2011
Comments
  • Good point. Over a month, -1.5; failed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:08, 1 June 2011


Kingfisherhunt.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

An artist's representation of a kingfisher and its prey.

Image credit: Sonje
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1
Nomination: Black flamingo
For Votes: 7
  1. Nomination and fornication. --Black Flamingo 14:46, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Finally an original and funny image regardless of imaginary quality issues. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:20, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:44, 26 April 2011
  4. Symbol for vote For. I've been lax voting here, and just saw this. Perfect for use on Britainy Spear, which means I must write a lot more. This shall be done. Great pic. Aleister 20:42 8-5-'11
  5. Funny and simple. All a featured image should aspire to be. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:45, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. Lyrithya is right, it is majorly flawed but it was fun to work on and I still like it. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:06, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
    Do you have a layered copy? We might be able to fix it up a bit. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:03, 15 May 2011
  7. For. It made me snort. I do not particularly care about qaulity. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:08, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. I hate to be the constant downer, but the colours just don't match up - the darks on the guy are lighter than the darks on the landscape, and the edges of the bird's wings are outlined in too light for the background, as well, such that it just looks pasted. Also, zooming in, there's too much blur - if the textures matched, it wouldn't matter, but it's just blur. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:44, 9 April 2011
  2. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:05, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Weak Against Per Lyrithya. --Mn-z 05:06, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against It doesn't move me. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:09, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Against I don't get it without the article.  Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 22:07 8 May 2011
  6. Against Eh? MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:17, May 17
Comments

funny

  • Failed; nearly two months, +1 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:10, 1 June 2011


The situation room (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

The situation, seen here, situating with his situation in the situation room.

Image credit: Magic man
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 SITUATIONS!
Nomination: Tophat headless 17:10, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. I made this image a little while back, and put it on the reefer desk. I made a whole bunch of changes, but no one will say any thing else, so I figured I'd just nom it. Anyway, hope you like it! -- Tophat headless 17:10, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Still don't find it funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:49, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. what? --Mn-z 00:57, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Would probably suit an article well, but doesn't stand that well on its own, I'm afraid. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:04, 10 June 2011
  4. Symbol against vote Against. --Elassint 15:05, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:31, June 10, 2011 (UTC)


Wow. (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Isn't it just beautiful ;)

Image credit: Boris Johnson
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Score: -2
Nomination: Jimmy McAdamspear 19:13, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2
  1. No. Jackofspades (talk) 19:16, 24 June 2011
  2. --Roman Dog Bird 19:19, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Meow? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:22, 24 June 2011


A newt wizard did it (history, logs)

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WOW! IT'S FUCKING RETARDED OR SOMETHING!!

Image credit: Mnbvcxz
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Score: -3 Uterine parasites
Nomination: Mn-z 02:34, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote self nom +4hore The lizard is standing on its hind legs inside a woman's womb while wielding a wizard's wand. The woman apparantly is just standing there. What's not to like? --Mn-z 02:34, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. i can't argue with that --Roman Dog Bird 03:05, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. I can argue with that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:20, 12 June 2011
  2. Me too -- Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 03:50, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:43, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. AustinRules Not funny enough
  5. Against Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:39, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Failed; -3 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:36, 25 June 2011


File:Freak-out-gif.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Image credit: Mattsnow
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Score: 1 freaked out dudes
Nomination: Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:52, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Nom and For This is gold -- Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:52, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Unoriginal; removing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:15, 25 June 2011


DontKissTheCook.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

This guy is cooking something really healthy.

Image credit: MeepStarLives
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Score: -3 cook kissers
Nomination: Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:18, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Just awesome potatochopping, Meep exceeded my expectations here! Just see here to view the original. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:18, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Eh, works for the article, but I know the guy can do better. Floating ham's a nice touch, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:11, 25 June 2011
  2. Per above. -- Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:12, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:14, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Looks too much like a cut and paste job.HauntedUndies. 12:56, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Failed; -3. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 13:36, 3 July 2011


Preggobear Hunting (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Preggobear is a close relative of pedobear. However, while pedobear preys on children, preggobear preys on fetuses.

Image credit: Sonje
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Score: -4 Bears that are gay for unborn babies
Nomination: Mn-z 20:53, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote pregnancybaron --Mn-z 20:53, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. ............... --Roman Dog Bird 06:35, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. The pic should be funny by itself, without needing an explanation from the caption. HauntedUndies. 07:33, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nope -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:39, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per thems guys -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:59, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Yeaaaaah... No. -- Tophat headless 15:51, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:28, July 8, 2011 (UTC)


The True Last Supper (history, logs)

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What Jesus and His Disciples were really doing that day before He went to die for your sins.

Image credit: Lyrithya
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Score: -3
Nomination: Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:16, 30 June 2011
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:16, 30 June 2011
  2. For. Whores aren't what they used to be... *sigh* Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:18, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I'm not trying to be all egotistal or anything, but this one's better. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:37, 30 June 2011
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. Hey, remember this? Yeah. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:28, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, that. This is no that. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:50, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Reluctant against. The 'chopping probably is better, but the old one makes more sense; this doesn't really explain itself. The girl is hotter though... maybe I should abstain. --Black Flamingo 03:04, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Original and....oh wait... -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  5. Symbol against vote I like the other one better. What the hell is up with the shadowing on this one? -- Tophat headless 16:04, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Against. Despite quality issues, I too prefer the old one. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:35, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:39, July 12, 2011 (UTC)


Obama chuckey.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Obama's New Campaign Line for 2012 Elections

Image credit: Magic man (Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado!'s idea)
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Score: -4
Nomination: Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 15:08, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:12, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:28, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go against here and say that this just isn't feature quality. This isn't funny out of context, and to be completely fair, I don't really think I did such a great job chopping it. -- Tophat headless 22:32, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Do I really need to explain? HauntedUndies. 08:21, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I hate to say this, but I actually get the image credit, because I made it. Sorry. -- Tophat headless 15:26, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:29, July 15, 2011 (UTC)


Hardcoreprawn.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Yeah!!!

Image credit: DJ Irreverent
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Score: -3
Nomination: Scofield & The Machine 14:10, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote HARDCORE FOR!!!! --Scofield & The Machine 14:10, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:10, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:28, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against.. HauntedUndies. 08:23, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against. I don't know what prawn is. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:33, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment. A shit image with a funny idea behind it. I suggest Zombiebaron or Sonje make a good version. --Black Flamingo 00:51, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:18, July 16, 2011 (UTC)


Chicken Lover (history, logs)

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HARDER!

Image credit: Shenanigans
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Score: -3 chicken lovers
Nomination: . -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 07:26, Jun 14
For Votes: 7
  1. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 07:24, Jun 14
  2. --Roman Dog Bird 01:11, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote Yes -- Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 09:34, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Chicken love. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:42, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Good god, yes. --Black Flamingo 21:04, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote Yes, please! -- Tophat headless 16:16, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote It's finger-lickin' good. Explode fire Explode fire Neon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB Explode fire CUN Explode fire VFH Explode fire Whoring Explode fire More Whoring Explode fire at03:36, Saturday 16 July 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle Explode fire Explode fire
Against Votes: 10
  1. Meh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:49, 15 June 2011
  2. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:09, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Vigorously Pounding Against It's an undeniably eye-catching and hilarious image, but like its subject, it has several certain and several probable (were one to conduct a blood and STD panel) fundamental problems. 1.) It's well traveled. You'll find it on other sites. Now this doesn't mean it's unoriginal, but it does mean it's not an Uncyclopedia exclusive. And we wouldn't want TMZ to show us up again. ED's dead though, so this is not much of a problem. 2.) I'm pretty sure this has failed VFP already. I don't recall any rule against this, which reminds me -- that opens up quite a large fraction of my library for another pathetic attempt at feature! 3.) Only chicken. This is a dealbreaker. No watermelon in sight. No grape drank. Not even an attempt to substitute that last one for Orange Soda. If this terrible issue can be rectified, good sir, you have my Symbol for vote For.. In fact, if it was truly the submitter who had to sift through what was probably countless frames of (potentially very rape heavy, at the very least disturbingly purple-fringed) porn to locate that perfect pounce, well, then he gets my Symbol for vote For.. No decent man would begrudge him, then, his hard-won and certainly richly deserved honor. -- MEEPsig KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 06:49, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against Not subtly funny. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:28, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. When I saw this picture I wet my frilly under garments, not straight away though, but when I woke up the next day my bed was saturated. The only reason I'm voting against is because it's a bit crude; in terms of quality and the fact i'll never eat chicken again.HauntedUndies. 13:08, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Very no. -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  7. Against. It cannot br unseen. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:58, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Against. Not featured quality -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:58, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Bad quality, bad taste, just bad. --Funky Monk 03:13, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol against vote UGH! --Scofield & The Machine 09:05, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:27, July 28, 2011 (UTC)


Crackedsky (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

A skyquake?

Image credit: Bubbles Green
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Score: -3
Nomination: Bubbles Green 21:41, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. for. I don't know if it takes skills or not to do that since I am big zero on potatochopping, but this is a nice image that is creative. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:36, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:45, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:26, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Sorry this doesn't look that great to me. --Funky Monk 02:55, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Decent quality photoshop? Yes. Inherently funny? No. - Set it as your wallpaper or something. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 09:43, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:37, August 2, 2011 (UTC)


File:Virility.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Porsche Virility Show them all that you're the man!

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio
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Score: -3 Phallic substitutes
Nomination: Pup 06:14 28 Jul '11
For Votes: 1
  1. Self-nom and for love the idea of sports cars being phallic substitutes. Pup 06:14 28 Jul '11
Against Votes: 4
  1. Eh? I can see the joke coming, but it's actually pretty difficult to literally see the joke. Those are two bad things. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:56, July 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against I don't get it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:35, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote PINGAS --Mn-z 22:10, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. wait.........hold on........................ --Roman Dog Bird 07:00, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments


Superchan.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

It's a troll, It's a perv, It's Superchan!

Image credit: Xamralco
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Score: -3
Nomination: Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:42, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Self-nom and For. I think this looks pretty funny -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:42, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Eh -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:33, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. looks too ED-esque. --Mn-z 16:52, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
  3. No thanks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:36, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. NO THANK YOU INDEED --Roman Dog Bird 06:59, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments


Corkscrew Attack! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Left: An unwitting wine cork enjoys a picnic on the green, whence, produced out of nowhere, comes its most effective natural predator, the Common Field Corkscrew! (corkus removeus).

Image credit: MeepStarLives
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Score: -3 protoscrew corkophages competing for sustenance in-vino
Nomination: MEEPsig KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 06:02, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote SN+F The purest proof of intelligent design. -- MEEPsig KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 06:02, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. for Nice image clarity, I feel for the poor wine cork. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:31, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote Against my better judgment... -- Tophat headless 16:06, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Looks like a Peter Gabriel video. Its strange and wrongly proportioned and strangely fun. --Funky Monk 03:04, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. This one doesn't quite work for me. A little unclear what was going on at first, and the payoff wasn't too good after I figured it out. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:33, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:55, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Blunted scissors. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:06, 25 June 2011
  4. It's a great idea, but the bits n pieces dont really fit well together.HauntedUndies. 13:00, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. It is a bit hard to see what's going on. Sowweee. --Black Flamingo 11:15, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 02:01, August 15, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Against  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:41 Aug 15, 2011
Comments


FirefoxError (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

A Grue ate ALL of your browsers

Image credit: Bubbles Green
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Score: -4
Nomination: Bubbles Green 18:48, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. sn+f Bubbles Green 18:48, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. This is an against vote. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:48, 23 Aug
  2. Symbol against vote Against. needs more BUTT POOP!!!! Also, vore. --Mn-z 21:18, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. --Funky Monk 12:43, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Meh. Grues... Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:00, 27 August 2011
  5. What's supposed to be funny? --Black Flamingo 16:22, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Failed; -4. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:28, 28 August 2011


BUTT POOP!!!! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

I eat apples with Mike Tyson.

Image credit: Inebriated
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Score: -3 Sexy girls
Nomination: Mn-z 21:35, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Fisher Price go eat shit fuckers --Mn-z 21:35, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote BUTT POOP!!!! Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:57, 21 August 2011
  3. Symbol for vote I eat apples with Mike Tyson. Inebriated 07:11, August 22, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Nope. Let it go already. Sorry Hype. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:47, 23 Aug
  2. Symbol against vote Against. --Funky Monk 12:45, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Against. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:50, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:39, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nah. Although I do enjoy looking at it. --Black Flamingo 21:12, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. I get that it's an in-joke, but Symbol against vote Against. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:28, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments


The beautiful Gelatinous Cube (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Ever elusive, the gelatinous cube has finally been captured in photographs by the writers of National Geographic.

Image credit: Splaka
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Score: 0
Nomination: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:15, 30 June 2011
For Votes: 6
  1. This amuses me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:15, 30 June 2011
  2. This amuses Lyrithya. --Black Flamingo 02:48, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. (Insert vague comment here).HauntedUndies. 12:52, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This amuses someone. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:03, 3 July 2011
  5. I amuse this. Wait... -- Tophat headless 15:57, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. YES. ~ Ths TheHappySpacemanThe Happy SpacemanDan the HedgehogDanTahHedgehogYouTubedeviantARTTheHappySpaceman.com infodiscussioncontributions 08:14, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. It's a semitransparent cube in the middle of a forest. Even if I were to be amused by that somehow, the text around it smacks of 2005cruft.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:25 Jul 08, 2011
  2. Against. Would be funnier if it was a blancmange. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:48, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. This isn't very funny is it -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:59, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against The amusement eludes me. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:33, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 01:38, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. This amuses not me. Mnid talk 16:53, August 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

I still miss Splarka... The odd perspective of the cube is what makes me shy away from a For. But the magazine does look like a magazine, despite the fact this was done in 2005! ~ T. (talk) 14:32, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

I think this looks pretty good but its not really that funny. --Funky Monk 02:59, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

  • Been over two months and has a score of 0... that's failed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:09, 4 September 2011


Turkish Van (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

The Turkish Van is a recognised cat breed known for its unusual love of roads and driving around the Turkish countryside.

Image credit: Lyrithya
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Score: -1 cat breeders
Nomination: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:08, 3 July 2011
For Votes: 7
  1. Even though this turned out not to be what the guy on UN:PIC wanted, I kind of like how it turned out. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:08, 3 July 2011
  2. Symbol for vote For. Meow! -- Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:03, 6 July 2011
  3. What the hell, I like it. --Black Flamingo 21:12, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. NICE. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:38, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I have a friend who owns one of these cats so I laughed right away. Good job. --Funky Monk 02:58, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  6. I'm a cat lover. Problem? ~ Ths TheHappySpacemanThe Happy SpacemanDan the HedgehogDanTahHedgehogYouTubedeviantARTTheHappySpaceman.com infodiscussioncontributions 08:14, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:41, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Eh? -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:55, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against... -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  3. Symbol against vote Good chop. But just not funny. Sorry. -- Tophat headless 15:54, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:46, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Against. Per Magic man. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:30, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Against. Per Zombiebaron. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:28, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote zombiebaron --Mn-z 01:38, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
  8. nope. Mnid talk 16:52, August 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I think - think - we might be getting into "really obscure pun" territory here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 05:03 Jul 06, 2011
    • Symbol comment vote Hey! You're right! It is a pun! Lyrithya, what is it with these puns you supposedly hate? -- Tophat headless 21:22, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • Over two months, score of -1... failed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:11, 4 September 2011


best picture ever (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

FOR THE LOLZ

Image credit: GAMESPOT=666
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Score: -3
Nomination: FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 03:53, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. A--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 03:53, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. How bout No. This has no value whatsoever.-- Iwillkillyou   333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:02, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I like chickens. There are no chickens. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:07, 19 October 2011
  3. Pimpin' ain't easy -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:46, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. No. That is literally the example for how not to photoshop an image in a funny way. It's not ironic, it's just stupid. QuackOfaThousandSuns 02:11, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments


Usaa.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

USAA+ USAA+ USAA+

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio
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Score: -3
Nomination: Pup 02:21 10 Aug '11
For Votes: 9
  1. Self-nom/for Pup 02:21 10 Aug '11
  2. For. Beautiful! :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:15, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Awesomesauce. Roflcopter. Lmao. I can haz T-Bonds? ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 04:14, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote I guess... -- Tophat headless 04:30, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
    1. YES. Mnid talk 16:48, August 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. trollface.jpg --The Dreadful Pun Master! 20:30, August 18, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:02, 4 September 2011
  7. Ha ha. The inflation can be represented by a larger battery. I'm surprised this didn't get put up when the downgrade happened... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 17:10, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
  8. COOL --ShabiDOO 08:44, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Nice one. vote for this! Polisz Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 14:25, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 12
  1. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 10:09, August 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Meh, doesn't really do it for me. ~ Ths 01:50, 08/20/2011
  3. Not really. Concept: okay; execution: not so good. ~ Funky Monk 03:06, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. not BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 22:47, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Meh. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN07:47, 3 Sep
  6. Could someone please just tell me what the concept is? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:04, 4 September 2011
    "USAA+ USAA+ USAA+" sums it up pretty well. You know, a combination of a baterry and "USA! USA! USA!" Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:11, 4 September 2011
    Sorry, but... what? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:20, 4 September 2011
    Nah, it's because the USA's credit rating went from AAA to AA+, which means they are in the doldrums as I think it is the first time that occured. That is why this pic is funny, if you didn't get that concept, I understand it's not. Puppy is too smart fot y'all! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:59, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
    That... would actually make it funny. *votes* Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:01, 4 September 2011
    Also, all you folks will note that there is a space for three "A"s on the battery, but one is missing?!? I mean, honestly, people, how dumb do you have to be to vote "No"??! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bizzeebeever (talk • contribs)
    Well, it's also not terribly good image quality. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:55, 4 September 2011
  7. I don't get it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:14, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  8. What some, all or none of they said. Sorry. --Black Flamingo 09:34, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  9. No. Mnid talk 02:29, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Not funny, it's not funny is it. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:27, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  11. hagga blagga --Roman Dog Bird 05:18, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Symbol against vote Eh. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:24, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. The concept is genius! I guess their battery size just grew! XD Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:16, August 10, 2011 (UTC)


Moa Safety (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Bruce "Batman" Wayne demonstrates the proper way to hide from the dangerous moa.

Image credit: Videshi
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Score: -4
Nomination: QuackOfaThousandSuns 02:09, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Self-nom/For. QuackOfaThousandSuns 02:14, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against Batman Arkham City + an emu = ???? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:21, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
    No, no. It's a moa! You know, that one extinct type of bird. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:03, 21 October 2011
  2. As much as I love moas, huh? I don't get it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:36, 21 October 2011
  3. It's not even well made... -- Tophat headless 17:21, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I don't get it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:35, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. No. That is literally the example for how not to photoshop an image in a funny way. It's not ironic, it's just stupid. --RomanOfaThousandDogBirds 22:06, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments


120px-Patrick 2.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Excellent plan! Why didn't we just do that in the first place!

Image credit: My mom.
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Score: -4
Nomination: UNmarine777 04:32, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. -- Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 October 2011, at 04:32
  2. Nah -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:21, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. hahahaha -- Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:37, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against. I find it unnaturally funny, but there are so many other things wrong with it. -RAHB 05:39, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:43, October 25, 2011 (UTC)


File:IWK333s mom.PNG (history, logs)

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Image credit: Socky, IWKY333 and Mimo
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Score: -2
Nomination: Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 24 October 2011
For Votes: 1
  1. If you honestly didn't laugh at this, vote against. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 24 October 2011
Against Votes: 3
  1. what -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:25, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
    Pay notice to the last two lines in particular. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:51, 24 October 2011
  2. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? -- Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 06:08, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:18, 29 October 2011
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Per Frosty. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:17, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Unfunny. Especially if you're desperate enough to be hanging onto that cutting edge "your mom" material. - Hypster 17:30, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Elmo Subliminal.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Elmo Subliminal

The popular children's television series, Sesame Street, has been known to place erotic subliminal messages in some of their episodes. Watch this informational moving .gif to learn more.

Image credit: Magic man
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Score: -3 Red muppets who like penis.
Nomination:
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self nom & for I realized that while I made this for Subliminal stimuli, this stands well on it's own. Let's see how it does! -- Tophat headless 05:31, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. We need mre featured images >_< -- Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 06:00, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Works in context, not alone. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:12, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:06, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I have to agree with TKF. Although the article is hilarious, the picture isn't that funny out of context. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:42, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against. -RAHB 08:43, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nono I don't think so. Funnier WITHOUT the zoom in and text. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:24, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Failed; -3. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:47, 9 November 2011
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