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Print Screen.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Print Screen

Snapshot of a snapshot of a snapshot of a snapshot of a snapshot of a snapshot of a snapshot........

Image credit: Author/Uploader: User:Pecnut/talk (on 11 February 2007) (Used in: Print Screen)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: [(Sam DiSanto)] / Please Find The Link To My Talk Page / (twitter/Wiki) 21:03, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against. In what age was that picture taken? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:17, 20 November 2010
  2. Text based and not actually that funny. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 22:07 (UTC)
  3. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:13, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:14, November 20, 2010 (UTC)


Bill O'Reilly's Fitness Ultimatum (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Oreilly-fitness

First game in the O'Reilly Factor Games studio series. Yes I nominated myself.

Image credit: photoshop by chronarion
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Chronarion 08:42, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Chronarion because this was really nommed by Chronarion. --Mn-z 02:44, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Chronarion C'mon Chronarion go. --MRAZ 02:46, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Who the hell is Chronarion!? PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 19:06, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I don't care who nominated it... I don't get it. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:39 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Zombiebaron Text-based. Isn't there some rule about noobs nominating things on VFP? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:55, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  3. piiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssss --Roman Dog Bird 18:27, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:39, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. I don't get it either. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:09, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Eggs. I hope I've made myself clear. --Black Flamingo 14:35, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote Abstain. I liked the "Let's Do It Live" thingy, but I'm honestly not sure what fitness and video games have to do with Bill O'Reilly. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:04, 13 November 2010
  2. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:01, November 28, 2010 (UTC)


Stalking (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Stalking

Because the relationship only ends when you say it does.

Image credit: Rei
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: 121.220.16.152 22:42, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. for. better then the other shit on VFP. --121.220.16.152 22:42, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. 4--139.168.2.167 10:35, December 4, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. worse then the other shit on VFP. --Roman Dog Bird 22:54, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:54, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Mah. Just meh. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:54, 3 December 2010
  4. Modusoperandi --Mn-z 04:24, December 4, 2010 (UTC)
  5. I could have sword I voted against this... guess not. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101204 - 04:39 (UTC)
Comments
rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:14, December 4, 2010 (UTC)


Kentstate chimp.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Kentstate chimp

Laying down on the job hippie? And a chimp too! Is the chimp's girlfriend singing an opera? She's got a pretty good voice!

Image credit: Brett Bretterson
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Magical Man 01:32, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Laying down on the job hippie? And a chimp too! Is the chimp's girlfriend singing an opera? She's got a pretty good voice! --Magical Man 01:32, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote No. Just because you nommed this chimp, you've completely ruined it for the rest of eternity. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:30, 10 December 2010
  2. Naw. I'm sure the chimp will get over it, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:44, 10 December, 2010
  3. Against. I've uploaded a version of this image that I find funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:21, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. I'm with Socky, the Chimp is probably in inner turmoil. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:32, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Headscratch I don't get it. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:58, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:31, December 11, 2010 (UTC)


Gay Duck Necrophilia (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
GayMallardNecrophilia

Gay Duck Necrophilia. Nuff Said.

Image credit: MeepStarLives
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 dead ducks
Nomination: me -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:24, Sep 23
For Votes: 11
  1. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:24, Sep 23
  2. For: I saw this picture on Image Request and I was like "Wow look at that it is funny." -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:37, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. There's always room for more gay necrophiliac ducks. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:28, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:22, 24 September 2010
  5. Don't see why not. --Black Flamingo 19:57, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Look Like Gay Duck Well Just Have Moments In Time of n00b. Assalamualaikum Flag of Bruneimy Talkneed work:AWSOME FACE 16:19, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. Not technically brilliant but funny. I think it's better that it is not the best quality cause somehow I think gay duck necrophila could only get worse with detail. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:22, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. Feature, it should be on every page on Uncy. Aleister 23:35 23 10
  9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA --Roman Dog Bird 18:58, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote For. this is by far the funniest one ive seen today. love it :)--Ilovemyfiance18 04:55, November 26, 2010 (UTC)ilovemyfiance
  11. Symbol for vote dicks lol Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:35, Tuesday 07 December 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Against Votes: 10
  1. Weak against. I kind of get what is going on here, but without the title I couldn't have a clue. The picture itself just isn't done as well as it could of. Because of that, it doesn't garner the laughs it could of, for me. And it kind of creeps me out, as well.--Some_idiot.png (CUN) 05:36, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. Aye, image itself just isn't good enough. Squashed-like and messed-up shadows and stuff, even, let alone the lack of subject clarity. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100924 - 06:04 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. perspective is off, aa is the shadows. The ducks look way too large with respect to the background. The two on the right especially. The overall image size is also too small, especially for how busy it is. This image should probably be about 600x800 or so. If its too small, it will be unnecessarily blurry and look bad, if its too large, artifacts of the editing won't be smoothed out and it will look bad. --Mn-z 13:57, September 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against, bring me something classy. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. It's way too messed up to see what's going on. Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 19:38, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. I'm missing the funny here. Missing it by a long way. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:01, Nov 11
  7. Symbol wtf vote What Not to be a buzzkill, but what? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:06, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Nono I don't think so. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:19, November 28, 2010 (UTC)
  9. ThumbsDown Nope! --Tophat headless 06:00, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol delete vote Um... no. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 01:11, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. failed VFP -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:13, December 16, 2010 (UTC)


Grand Theft Equus.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Grand Theft Equus

In the lawless, order-deprived days of the American West,
horse-based offenses were considered to be especially heinous.

These are their stories.

Image credit: MeepStarLives
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0 brand new, totally original games
Nomination: Black Flamingo
For Votes: 5
  1. For. --Black Flamingo 19:57, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For. -- PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 01:15, October 3, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For Good. Hahahahaha -- User:MRAZ 16:41, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Red Dead + GTA... you'll give R* ideas. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:11, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote I love it! --Tophat headless 05:46, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against: The hand is kinda pixally, the whole image is very texty, and making fun of Grand Theft Auto hasn't been fashionable for like half a decade. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:00, September 26, 2010 (UTC)
    Also, the top of his sleeve is black and white while the bottom is red. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:02, September 26, 2010 (UTC)
  2. What the zombie guy said. That, and the colours that are there do not even match... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100926 - 06:09 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. per above. And the image feels "off" for some reason. --Mn-z 21:56, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. The GTA thing has seriously been done to death. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:17, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. Oh good, a GTA-related image. Haven't seen one of those before - it's what the world has been crying out for. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:04, Nov 11
Comments
  1. failed VFP -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:16, December 16, 2010 (UTC)


Humanist Manifesto IV (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
HM4

I've heard that John Lydon spent days in his Microsoft Paint laboratory working on this masterpiece. It also has to do with hijackings or guns or something.

Image credit: John Lydon
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0.5 hours spent in Microsoft Paint
Nomination: Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:32 Thursday, October 7, 2010
For Votes: 9.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & for. Quite possibly one of the most outstanding pieces of artwork this site has ever seen! Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:32 Thursday, October 7, 2010
  2. Symbol for vote For. Better than I could do, certainly. Outstanding work. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101007 - 03:37 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Outstanding. He stands out, doesn't he? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 15:14, October 8, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote Strongest possible for --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:01 Oct 10 2010
  5. Symbol for vote For. Guy get better --User:MRAZ Oct 14, 2010
  6. Symbol for vote For. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:44, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. I can't wait to see Humanist Manifesto V Aleister 23:39 23 10
  8. Symbol for vote For. Because featuring this would be inherently funny, or something. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:09, 25 October 2010
  9. for. --121.220.16.152 22:36, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Hey guys am I cool enough to make a joke vote on a nom that's two months old? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:12, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. Symbol against vote Against. .jpg format. Everyone knows non-photographic images should be uploaded in a non-lossy format, such as .png. --Mn-z 16:57, October 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Literary Against Clearly the expression on the face of the carjacker, in its quiet and perfect sadness, uncovers a deeply complex and conflicted character, a troubled human being who is deeply regretful of the traumatizing effect his actions have on the car's passengers, but tosses them on the pavement and beats them anyway,all the while wishing his career path had not come to involve leaving behind a trail of spurting bodies,mangled cop cars,unheeded stop lights, unconvincing prostitutes, and the fractured psyches that result from having annoying cousins call you every five minutes about going to see "big amerr-e-can titeez". But the emotion is far too well developed for a Grand Theft Auto game.MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 18:12, October 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron: This image was funny when I first saw it come up in Recent Changes and in the context that it was originally created for. I don't think that it is funny enough to be a featured image (mainly because it's not very funny outside of it's original context). For examples of featured images from 2005 that share a similar concept as this image please see: here and here. In fact, if you were to combine those two pictures you might get this picture. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:50, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against Per Zombiebaron & Meep. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:16, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. Oh good, a high-quality MS Paint image. What a novel idea for a VFP nom. Ha. Ha. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:15, Nov 11
  6. AgainstSticky stick-up men! No. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:35, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:52, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Against. --Black Flamingo 15:06, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol against vote Against. .jpg. Should be .png. --AwesomeName 12:06, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. failed VFP -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:18, December 16, 2010 (UTC)


God-kills-twiligt-kitten.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
God-kills-twiligt-kitten

But think of the kittens!

Image credit: TheHappySpaceman
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Scofield 15:06, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. I may be a Twi-hard, but I loved this image's absurdity! It's the best one in the Twilight article! --Scofield 15:06, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
    What's a Twi-hard? Does it mean you get a hard-on from Twilight? O_o Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:12, 21 December 2010
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. Just no. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:36, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. That's... ah... what? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:53, 21 December 2010
  3. Symbol against vote Zombiebaron because no-one has made a gay zombie movie yet. --Mn-z 03:22, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Template:No --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:17, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:56, December 22, 2010 (UTC)


Shark Jesus (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Shark Jesus

On January 18th, 2008 a shark in a Hungarian aquarium immaculately gave birth to the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2.5 aquatic saviors
Nomination: Zombiebaron
For Votes: 10.5
  1. Self Nom and For. It's been awhile since anything of mine was nominated on VFP (as far as I know). Since I don't seem to be able to think of any funny new image ideas, I've decided to self nominate an old image of mine from 2008. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:41, October 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For. Go eat shit fuckers! -- The preceding unsigned comment was added by 88.170.36.239 (talk • contribs)
  3. Me & You. WTF Is a Jesus Shark User_talk:MRAZ 19:45, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Fin. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  5. For. Does that make new Jesus part lawyer? -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:16, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:10, 25 October 2010
  7. I remember seeing this some time ago and actually thought it was already featured. Strong for. --Black Flamingo 14:36, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote Contents: Shark and Jesus. How could you not vote for?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:03 Oct 30, 2010
  9. Symbol for vote For. - The creator of this image is almost as brilliant as the writer of the article. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:28, Oct. 30, 2010
  10. Symbol for vote For. go go Jezii PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 00:55, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote Fiore Gives me chills up my spine, of pleasure! Aleister 1:38 8 12
Against Votes: 8
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Jesii, LOL. --Mn-z 14:15, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. The shark's head is just not well-attached. It looks like a hollow thingy was just put on whatever's under the sharksuit... and if that's the intent, then this is an against vote out of sheer confusion. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 15:05 (UTC)
  3. Fuckers. Go against eat shit! --Roman Dog Bird 22:10, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. - If you improve the blending on the head though, I'd consider changing my vote. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:09, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. 1. Head is jarring against the rest of the pic. 2. Really struggling to see how this is, y'know, funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:32, Nov 11
  6. against. --124.176.168.87 09:00, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  7. against. Why a shark? Why not a goldfish??--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:39, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
  8. crapphotoshopfail--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 01:21, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  9. You are not Christians! --95.41.209.84 16:31, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
    Some are, some aren't. What? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:02, 12 December, 2010
  10. Half against I don't like it, but I don't hate it.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 06:09, Dec 22 2010 UTC
Comments
  1. rm; failed VFP -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:27, December 22, 2010 (UTC)


The Creation of Jimbo (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Creation-of-jimbo

Widely heralded as one of Michelangelo's greater masterpieces, the Creation of Jimbo graces the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to this day, reminding all those penitent enough to look up of where their wikis came from.

Image credit: Lyrithya, for them bloody banners.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3.5 divine contemplations
Nomination: ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101128 - 19:52 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for. I couldn't think of anything better to nominate. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101128 - 19:52 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4.5
  1. Against. As part of the sitenotice this image is featured on every page of the site at the moment. Be that as it may I don't really find it funny although it is certainly well made. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:32, November 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. against. --121.220.16.152 22:37, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron --Mn-z 04:25, December 4, 2010 (UTC)
  4. The banners are great, and really well made, but they don't really work without the context of the Wikia spoof. --Black Flamingo 20:05, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
  5. this is seriously the only image up at the moment, wowzers --Roman Dog Bird 22:34, December 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

-3.5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:29, December 27, 2010 (UTC)


William Shakespear is Sad (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
William shakespear Sad

On William Shakespear make a Sad well not Mustache is Can't Shakespearing

Image credit: Original and Me
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Their William Shakespear Crying
Nomination: MRAZ 14:21, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. oh just crying made by Photoscape. MRAZ 14:21, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Self Nom + For 1 --MRAZ 07:06, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Nono I don't think so. I am not impressed. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:25, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
  2. No. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:43, 31 December 2010
  3. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:27, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Zombiebaron -- PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 16:33, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Why the fuck are you voting For twice? Do the admins need to block you again? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:14, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Begs the question... is it so hard to follow instructions? Vote struck, anyhow. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:17, 1 January 2011
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:33, January 2, 2011 (UTC)


Shit Cross (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
ShitCross

Ephemeral. Timeless. Shit.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 shitty shit shits
Nomination: Algorithm 07:50, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Strong For. Definitely one of my favorite images ever. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:16, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. --Roman Dog Bird 06:20, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. For The lack of depth is amazingly presented. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:26, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For I'd hate to see the rosary. --Omnifluff 16:35, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Nomination and against. --Algorithm 07:50, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against. Should be eating more bran. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:05, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Eww. I've seen better, anyhow. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:15, 19 January 2011
  4. BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 02:24, January 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Against. Per forever and always. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:11, Jan 21
  6. *Sigh*... -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1124 EST 22 JAN 2011
  7. Symbol against vote Nah. It's just too... shitty. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:38, 22 January 2011
Comments
  • I cannada vote a afor it and I cannada vote against it. It is good and bad both coming and going. Aleister 3:37 24-1-'11

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:31, January 25, 2011 (UTC)


SquirrelBounceBall.gif‎ (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
SquirrelBounceBall

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0
Nomination: Waylander37 13:45, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

for --Waylander37 13:48, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1
  1. Against This isn't an original image, so it's ineligible. Sorry. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:49, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Yup, unoriginal; been floating around longer. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 13:52, 24 January 2011

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:32, January 25, 2011 (UTC)


McDomoKun (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
McDomoKun

I bet this is tasty

Image credit: MeepStarLives
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:25, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom&For Nice image. Not so hard to create but very nice. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:25, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Super for. There is nothing to get, it is a well made adburd image. It is really really reall great (would be even better in an article though no???) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against. I don't get it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:03, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Neither do I. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:49, 1 February 2011
  3. what's the joke --Roman Dog Bird 05:52, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Grues --Mn-z 22:23, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Smite lightning Smite. Didn't really do it for me Gen. Fudgem0bile Head-butt unicorns 03:16, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote Abstain. It's a nice image, but not exceptional enough for the front page. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:56, 1 February 2011
  2. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:14, February 4, 2011 (UTC)


Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato.svg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato

The Untato, ported to SVG format. I tried to duplicate the "coffee stained" effect, which wasn't very easy. See wikipedia:Vector graphics if you don't know why that's amazing.

Image credit: Airhogs777
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Score: -3
Nomination: I nominated this. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 02:10, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. I'm for this, and I nominated it. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 02:10, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. This is basically the same as the site's logo. The logo is already "featured" at the top of every article. Also, the letters on the top left piece are "rcm". Despite those facts and the fact this image doesn't even attempt to be humourous, it does look good. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:17, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It's lacking even what texture the original has. And while that would be doable with patience and precision, it'd still just be a copy of the site logo. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:24, 6 February 2011
  3. While it's beautifully done (in stark contrast to Wikipedia's new vectorized logo which looks ugly compared to their previous logo), VFP isn't really for this kind of pictures. Symbol against vote Against per Zombiebaron, basically. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:25, 6 February 2011
  4. No Damn. I don't remember the last time I voted against something :P PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:47, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:21, February 8, 2011 (UTC)


File:Dumbledore-is-Gay-harry-potter.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Dumbledore-is-Gay-harry-potter

The Daily Prophet's competition

Image credit: Maniac1075
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Score: 1 maniaków
Nomination: PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 15:43, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and for PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 15:43, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Made pretty well and has different angles of humour and it explains so many unanswered questions about the series... --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 16:58, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. So...ummm...it's basically just a bunch of text. I mean, if it was a picture of Dumbledore and his gay lover Gandalf...that would be a totally different thing. Also, I feel like the magazine should be called Muggles. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:28, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; also, this image is definitely unoriginal -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:31, February 8, 2011 (UTC)


Roflcopter.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Roflcopter

Behold! The ROFLCOPTER!

Image credit: George VI
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Score: -1
Nomination: Scofield 19:50, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote ROFL If this isn't worth a feature, I don't know what is. --Scofield 19:50, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Its stupid and random, but its LOLOLOLOLOL - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 03:36, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Honestly, I have no freaking idea what I'm looking at. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:24, March 5, 2011 (UTC) Okay, we have a weird problem where animated gifs don't always animate, and I don't know what's up with that. But - I am 100% sure this is not original; I've seen it before, years ago. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:26, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, I'll just put in an actual vote. Same reason. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:24, 6 March 2011
  3. I'm laughing my balls off right now. --Roman Dog Bird 02:58, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Is this original? The guy doesn't include it in his list of things he did... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:20, 5 March 2011
    • Unoriginal for sure. Predated by a few weeks by this Youtube video, though the .gif was probably around before then as well. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:44, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • Removed; unoriginal. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:12, 6 March 2011


File:Lucifer's friend.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Lucifer's friend

Not the best picture ever made. But hey, at least it's worth a chance. It was created on a program called paint on my computer, so that's why its not professional artwork.

Image credit: Lucyfer
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Score: -3
Nomination: Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado!
For Votes: 2
  1. Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 22:01, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. The best picture ever made. --Roman Dog Bird 03:02, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. hell yeah! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:07, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Such impeccable artistry... I'm in awe. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:09, 4 March 2011
  3. Per above. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:01, 5 March 2011
  4. Skillz. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:22, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Sockpuppet of an unregistered user --Mn-z 02:56, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:46, March 6, 2011 (UTC)


Chandler's orient express.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Chandler's orient express

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Sonje
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Score: -3
Nomination: Sog1970 12:46, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Because everything Sonje does is brilliant but this captures the whole article spot on.Sog1970 12:46, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. I guess I must be uneducated because I had to look up who Raymond Chandler was. Now that I've looked him up I don't really understand what is funny about changing Agatha Christie's name with his. If you explain it and I laugh I will change my vote. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:55, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I, on the other hand, don't really give a damn. --Roman Dog Bird 04:57, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not funny on its own. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:20, 6 March 2011
  4. Again thanks but it also doesn't work outside of the article. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:24, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:54, March 6, 2011 (UTC)


Rd abridged classics.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Rd abridged classics

Abridged Abridged Classics - cutting through millions of useless words to get to the end sooner.

Image credit: Sonje
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Score: -3 axe users
Nomination: Sog1970 12:49, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote For. Sonje's genius requires no explanation but my article needed a cover picture and she came up with this. --Sog1970 12:49, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. For But needs a caption ;P PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 20:36, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Nice, and it already summerizes itself so maybe no caption is needed. And I think the cuts you see, Mimo, might be light shining from the ax handle and not a bad chop. Good pic! Aleister 23:49 4-3-'11
  4. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:02, 5 March 2011
Against Votes: 7
  1. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:51, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I don't get it. --Roman Dog Bird 04:55, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Works well for the article, but it's a relatively quick and simple piece that also just isn't funny on its own. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:18, 6 March 2011
  4. Self-against. Thanks for the nom Soggy but I agree its not good enough for vfp, needs the article to work. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:20, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. per author self-against. --Mn-z 18:56, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Against The axe looking horrible, and the image isn't funny. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:01, March 12, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Against. Per Jesus. --Black Flamingo 14:51, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol neutral vote Abstain. The axe isn't nice cutted but the rest of the image is fine. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:41, March 4, 2011 (UTC)


A Drug Called Charlie Sheen (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
A Drug Called Charlie Sheen

This will make you a fucking epic warlock.

Image credit: Vcelloho
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Score: -3 Rock Stars from Mars
Nomination: Vcelloho 16:24, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 19:18, March 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:22, 11 March 2011
  3. Symbol for vote For. -Vcelloho 05:09, March 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Charlie Sheen is the embodiment of an average IP on this site. Jackofspades (talk) 05:12, March 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 15:33, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. NOW CHARLIE SHEEN IS WINNING! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:52, March 15, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. Against One of the least funny images of Sheen around the Internet. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:49, March 12, 2011 (UTC)
    Even after the removal of the upper text, it still isn't funny enough. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:37, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
    Yeah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:18, 15 March 2011
  2. I had to look up the fellow, and I still don't get it. Also, the composition could use work. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:56, 12 March 2011
    Oh shut up why don't you --Roman Dog Bird 03:37, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron It is very texty. However, the text on the top of the box is obviously totally unrelated to Charlie Sheen (it seems to be in a foreign language). Also the text on the green part ("Side effects include..." et cetera) is very hard to read, even at full size. With a few tweaks this image could be improved greatly. But also Charlie Sheen jokes have already pretty old. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:14, March 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. No. --Black Flamingo 14:48, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Just not....funny. -Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 15:57, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Neh. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:03, March 15, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. Just no. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:00, March 19, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Penis --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:14, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
  9. suck my cock --Roman Dog Bird 03:37, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

I laughed + nice quality = for PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 19:19, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

  • Note the non-English text at the top, so it isn't even finished. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:00, March 12, 2011 (UTC)
    • A text image on which the text ain't even done, eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:04, 12 March 2011
  • Removed; -3 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:12, 23 March 2011


Anullwarts (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Anull001

Badge of Anullwarts School of Magic and Mystery for Spoilbitches and Wise-arses. Much of the action within the Hairy Porker tales revolve around Anullwarts.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Score: -3 Spoiltbitches and Wise-arses
Nomination: Mhaille
For Votes: 5
  1. SNAF....a Wizard did it. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  2. Symbol for vote For. What a peculiar mushroom you've got there. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:50, 1 February 2011
  3. Symbol for vote For. per the nudity. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:01, February 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This is good and funny --Shabidoo 08:36, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For I laughed. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:23, February 17, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Symbol against vote Against. per the nudity. --Mn-z 22:24, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
    What nudity? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  2. I dunno about nudity or organs or what-have-you being cause for againstings in of themselves, but I'm not really seeing how it's funny, either. School of magical kinkiness? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:32, 6 February 2011
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Not clever. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:11, February 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:16, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I can't even see it. --Roman Dog Bird 05:10, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. LAME!!!!! - Another n00b 19:32, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
  7. This cannot be featured Terrible Gen. Fudgem0bile Head-butt unicorns 03:12, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  8. No thanks --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:17, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Removed; -3 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:14, 23 March 2011


Evil George Bush (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Evil george bush

George Bush before he puts his mask on

Image credit: Waylander37
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Score: -3
Nomination: Waylander37 13:37, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

for --Waylander37 13:37, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against.
    1. "George Bush is evil" jokes were never funny. Every president gets an undue amount of criticism while in office and is labeled "evil" by some group of people. It doesn't make it funny. It makes people easily manipulated.
    2. That's another thing. Bush isn't in office anymore, so even if this were funny at some point, it certainly wouldn't be anymore. He's gone, and no one gives a shit about him.
    3. This doesn't look "evil", it looks like somebody had fun with a clone brush. The result is an unrecognizable face, though certainly not anything I'd describe as evil. Maybe you're trying to make him look like a well-known evil character here, but I doubt it.
    4. Even if this were somehow recognizable as "evil," it doesn't make any sense for this to be "George Bush before he puts his mask on" when he's obviously speaking in public.
    5. Finally the photoshop job is exceptionally poor. The fact that I'm able to scream "clone brush" while having virtually no photoshop experience of my own should give some idea why.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 13:50 Mar 25, 2011
  2. Against Who is George Bush? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:54, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Someone get a doctor! Someone stabbed holes in this man's forehead! Or is that marker? Wait... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:49, 25 March 2011
  4. this ain't no 2004 --Roman Dog Bird 21:38, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • rm, -3 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:03, 25 March 2011


Tomcruiseship.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Tomcruiseship

The Tom Cruise Ship

Image credit: I moved a bit when I took the picture, thats why I'm blurry...
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Score: -3
Nomination: Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 22:56, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Whoever made this should never use MS Paint again. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:58, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For no more stupid nominations on VFP.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:59 Mar 26, 2011
  3. Not good, not funny. But they'll never end. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:59, 26 March 2011
Comments
  • Failed, -3. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:00, 26 March 2011


Tromillionaire.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Tromillionaire

My portrait, motherfucker!

Image credit: UPjcm
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Score: -3
Nomination: Scofield 20:46, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. I'm sorry, but this is just too awesome to not be here. --Scofield 20:46, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. I don't get it. Also, it's not very well-done. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:48, 26 March 2011
  2. It's also not original. Jackofspades (talk) 20:58, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It's too small. Make it at least 300% bigger, please. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:59, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This image is racist towards niggers. But seriously, It's not VFP (Vulgar fish penis) worthy. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 13:28, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Removed; -3. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:26, 27 March 2011


R. Mutt (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Rmutt

Photographed by Alfred Stieglitz, 2011

Image credit: R. Mutt
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Score: -3 readymade masterpiece(s)
Nomination: JoeMonco 15:32, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against. WTF, it's a copyleft violation and it's an ugly-ass picture. No further comments. -HumoristAbout-logoEAEgalitarian Aspie
  2. Symbol against vote HAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. Wait what was I going to say? Jackofspades (talk) 15:44, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:28, 27 March 2011
Comments
  • Removed; -3, probably unoriginal like the last one probably was, but it really doesn't matter, now does it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:28, 27 March 2011


asdasd (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
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Score: 0
Nomination: 78.168.157.230 18:57, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. rm; you're doing it wrong -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:21, March 27, 2011 (UTC)


Image:Exorcist.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Exorcist

The Exorcist: The Game (feat. Blinky as Satan).

Image credit:
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Score: -3 toddlers from hell
Nomination: Egalitarian Aspie 21:13, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. + Nom -HumoristAbout-logoEAEgalitarian Aspie
Against Votes: 4
  1. What? Am I missing something, or... what's the joke? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:16, 27 March 2011
  2. Against There's a lot of white space. Also it's not funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:18, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Per above Jackofspades (talk) 03:26, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. say what? --Black Flamingo 20:37, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Removed; -3. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:32, 29 March 2011


Cat Fight (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Cat Fight Small

Yeah!

Image credit: JediQuestMasterBator
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Score: -7
Nomination: JediQuestMaster 18:22, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 7
  1. Symbol against vote Against. There's nothing good in this picture. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:03, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. What? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:12, 4 April 2011
  3. Against Not original. Plus, the animation is stiff and the women are poorly drawn. Oh, and it isn't funny. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:13, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I got bored after two seconds. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:26, 4 April 2011
  5. Hilarious Jackofspades (talk) 20:27, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. this is even more retarded than that one VFD nomination Lyrithya made --Roman Dog Bird 21:54, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Is there a VFD for pictures? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:07, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:38, April 7, 2011 (UTC)


ZombiebaronArmchair.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
ZombiebaronArmchair

A picturesque countryside. Ideal for relax.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Score: 2 Zombies in armchairs
Nomination: PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 14:57, January 29, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Nom and for It's some peak of absurdity... PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 14:57, January 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:15, January 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. I was gonna say "enough with the Zombiebaron pictures" but I didn't. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:51, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. When I saw this I laughed and laughed. That's enough for me. Aleister 13:54 30 1-'11
    p.s. And the caption is perfect too.
  5. Symbol for vote For. Per the blue hands. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:03, 30 January 2011
    Who? Me? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:06, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
  6. This image is ideal for relax. --Black Flamingo 14:58, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For.Grue Jammy Grue is coming to you! Be careful! Hah :P
  8. ITs really brilliant. --Shabidoo 15:54, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote For. DJ Mixerr 22:25, February 5, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)
  10. Zombiebaron --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:51, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Against. Now you're just being ridiculous. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:29, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Zombiebaron, are you a midget? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:48, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not seeing it... and this one's also just not so well done. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:32, 30 January 2011
  4. --Roman Dog Bird 06:07, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Modusoperandi --Mn-z 22:18, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Hep hep --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:49, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Against. Hnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:16, Feb 8
  8. Hinoa MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:04, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; 2 months on VFP -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:58, April 8, 2011 (UTC)


File:Dolphs.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Dolphs

Aww damn. The Dolphin ate my homework!

Image credit: Mimo&maxus
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Score: -3 Reasons I don't have my homework.
Nomination: Tophat headless 15:54, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote Nom+for I took notice of this when Aleister started talking about how good it was. I agree with him, so here it is. --Tophat headless 15:54, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. If only to negate a certain person's vote against this. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:20, 30 January 2011
  3. Symbol for vote Yay This is an image I created and it's on VFP! OMG! *faints* --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:22, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 16:26, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. I really do love this. It is so funny, and such a twist on a theme, that yes, For. And I'd say the poorly cut paper isn't a mistake, but is what the paper would look like if a dolphin rips it out of a notebook on porpoise and fins away. Aleister 16:26 31-1-'11
  6. Mega for!!! This was BY FAR the best image of the entire poo lit competition. Even outside of the article it is really great, the dolphins jutting out of the sea, their stupid smiles and the homework at the front. Its funny out of context and helarious in the article. --Shabidoo 15:50, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote Nom This is way too funny to not be featured! DJ Mixerr 22:24, February 5, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)
Against Votes: 10
  1. Out of context, this just isn't that funny. Add the relatively poor cut-out of the paper and I have to say against. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:28, 30 January 2011
  2. It's a great picture for the article, but without the context doesn't work. --Black Flamingo 13:11, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
  3. No thanks....still needs work... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  4. Against. That dolphin's upper lip is pretty messy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:59, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. per above and stuff. The image cutting is pretty sloppy, even by MS paint standards. --Mn-z 22:21, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Absurd Everyone knows that dolphins went up into space years ago Gen. Fudgem0bile Head-butt unicorns 03:20, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Against. Haven't read the article yet, it may well be hilarious. But without it, this is a picture of some dolphins, one of which has some paper in its mouth. Not funny of itself. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:08, Feb 8
  8. Against is this supposed to be funny? - Another n00b 09:36, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol against vote Against. per my hatred of dolphins and all things related to their general smugness --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:54, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Against Any reason why the paper is as stiff as my dick? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:32, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    Yes, because you have a floppy dick. --Tophat headless 00:49, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Neither I like the concept bit the quality of the chop is a little lacking. A little more cleaning up and I would vote for, but as is I'd rather not see it as front page.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009
    The only thing I can see wrong is there is a blue line above the upper jaw of the dolphin, where it meets the paper. Everything else seems fine. The teeth are holding onto the paper, so that seems okay. Is it just the blue line needs erasing? Aleister 00:50 2-2-'11
    I tried fixing it up a little here. Better? Worse? The same? Makes you want to stab yourself in the eyes it's so bad? You tell me. --Tophat headless 01:02, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
    It's just that it doesn't quite work. It looks like the are around the mouth has been cut out and then put back badly, and the homework itself I'd expect to be more on the same plane as the lower jaw of the dolphin, instead of the way it is looking line it's hanging there vertically. Maybe I'm being too picky, but it look's like a chopped image rather than a dolphin holding a piece of homework. I also have about 10 articles to vote on, and staying here and belaboring the poor dolphins isn't helping me get those done. That, and the 12 hour work days.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 04:38, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
    Aye, and you may want to use a smooth brush to cut-out the top - since that part would actually just be the paper behind the dolphin, not ripped like the bottom of the cut. Think about how it would look if the dolphin was actually holding it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:04, 2 February 2011
    I uploaded a better version of this file. It's better, right? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:07, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
Awe, but now it doesnt have a bad looking verticle lined upper lip anymore :(. Yes, it does look better Mimo. It still makes me smile seeing it right before the punchline of your article. --Shabidoo 23:19, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
p.s. I had a go at the lip and brushed it up and added a little tear in the corner of the sheet. Its under the file dolpha.jpg, look at it if you want and replace it if you like. Though, I dont know if people would make problems with you using an image in your article for the competition that someone touched up even though it a small one, its more a case of getting it featured, so you may not want to replace the file (if you like it) if anyone does have a problem with it (?), until after the competition voting --Shabidoo 00:11, February 4, 2011 (UTC)
Fisn't realize that this in in a PLS entry. If that's the case, then can I suggest that this entire nomination be removed until after PLS voting is complete. Given you aren't supposed to use pee, RadicalX's corner or VFH on an article until after PLS is done, the fact that this is up here is a twisting of the rules that makes me feel more than a little uncomfortable.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 02:04, February 4, 2011 (UTC)
I love it when you feel a little uncomfortable, Uncle. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:07, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:01, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

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