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BABALITY.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
BABALITY

The Mortal Kombat series is often praised among fighting games for its unconventional special moves and its uniquely humiliating death animations. Here an opponent is stunned by the fighter Mileena's reproductive prowess.

Image credit: MeepStarLives
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 babbling basket(s) of soulless projectile demon babies
Nomination: MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 19:06, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. SN+F Per comments on Bottled Water's entry. Also, I don't think we've ever featured any animations, although I could be wrong... MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 19:06, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. Why start now? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:20, 12 Sep
  2. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:54, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Against I can't see the baby she is throwing clearly - it's way to fast and with too few frames.--Some_idiot.png (CUN) 06:09, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Needs more frames, there was also a Superhero on a skit that had this power. Gen. Fudgem0bile Fap in shower. Use fappage as soap. 23:23, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:24, September 16, 2010 (UTC)


Animals Smoking (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Animalssmoking

I doodled this.

Image credit: kingkitty
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0 idk
Nomination: Bretthead
For Votes: 17
  1. yeh -Bretthead
  2. Kerkill Shit drawing. It should be featured then deleted. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:41, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Pretty good. --Roman Dog Bird 18:35, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Awww! This is kinda cute!Love, Ethine sig 
  5. Symbol for vote For. Because I was told to vote for it in IRC by Kingkitty so I did. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:21 Jul 16 2010
  6. Sure. --nachlader 17:58, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  7. I voted against it after I voted for it, and then Kingkitty came to my door and is holding a knife on me as I type this. So, yeah, great pic, one of the best I've ever seen is that ok? you want me to say anything else?. Please do more of these. Aleister 19:36 16 7
  8. 0.718281828459 of a for for great e. --Skizzerz 19:54, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For! Did I do it right? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 20:01, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote Fore This is one of the best pictures I have seen in a long time here. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 06:44, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Makes sense now. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 23:58,17July,2010
  12. Symbol for vote It's retarded. ^^ ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 01:14 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote For.Because it looks like an actual anti-drug ad. Send it to the government funded folks at Above the Influence and they'll probably run it. Because they're too stoned to care.--MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 21:53, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote For. Indeed. —FUCK WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:27 10 August 2010]
  15. OMG I FARTED -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 19:14, Aug 22
  16. For. I've always liked this one. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:43, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  17. Symbol for vote Fuck Yes I love it. If you disagree, suck my dick--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:49, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 17
  1. Symbol against vote Fuck you what happened to VFP?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 01:44, July 15 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol against vote Against.. I second what HELPME said, this is retarded. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:14, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Anti smoking propaganda I was ready to vote for until I realized they were smoking non-filters. Those things will kill you. --John Lydon 11:56, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. Because. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:36, Jul 16
    1. Smite lightning WHAT THE FUCK. That Octopus only has 7 legs. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 19:24,16July,2010
    2. That is because Mr. Winkler cut one offThe preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 06:46, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. I've seen worse. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:37, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Yeah. I mean no. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:26, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. Ha ha ha! Er... no. Funny and slightly retarded - but not a feature. Just no. --Some Idiot Image002 10:47, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Subtractaction. If anything'... My doodles are better than the random shit Barack Hussein Osama Obama doodles. Right? Right... ~User:Mad Scientist Adam Mada 23:12, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol against vote Against. Isn't VFP a place where you put good pictures? because, this is not a good picture. At all. --Yours Falsely, . . . . 10:42, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
    OH SHIT HE'S ONTO SOMETHING --nachlader 09:41, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol against vote Against. And this is on here because? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:14, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
  11. AgainstGreen Slightly Against. Per my new voting template. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 17:43 EST 3 Aug, 2010
  12. Symbol against vote Against. Heh? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:58, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Symbol against vote Against. Lossy file format Is a .png format too much, its 2010 for crying out loud. --Mn-z 23:18, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Symbol against vote Against. --Elassint 14:56, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Symbol against vote Against. Why is this still here? --Sharky 20:51, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  16. Symbol against vote Against. Heh, no. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 08:47, Sep 11 2010
  17. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:03, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. The sun is made of hot gas, so a cigarette would go right through it. Just thought you should know.--HM (T) 22:21, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

Failed VFP: with a score of zero after over two months. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:16, September 19, 2010 (UTC)


Black People (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
BlackPioneerPeople

That's what you get for registering your deep space probe in Liberia.

Image credit: MEEP
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0 racially insensitive caricatures
Nomination: Is it still self-nom your first Image Request time? Or is the great JokeNom/VanityNom Rush of July 2010 over already? Because this right here is a piece of history: one of my few submissions that hasn't been tagged with the pejorative additive "Text Images". And I think it was my first request fulfilled. First or second... They all blur together now.MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 21:07, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. SN+F MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 21:07, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh --Roman Dog Bird 23:18, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I've never been so proud in my life.I requested this image! Also, when I first saw it I laughed my ass off -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 07:04, Aug 19
  4. Love. So many people insisted that the original was racist for looking too white, and yet doing the opposite is even more racist. Yes. Good parody. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:56, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For some reason, even though it is rather stupid, this just cracks me up. ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100827 - 03:37 (UTC)
  6. Yup. --Andorin Kato 03:39, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
  7. I like it. --Black Flamingo 19:47, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Symbol against vote Against. His penis is rather small for a black persons. Make it more realistic. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:40, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
    I don't know about that... It's actually rather big for a black woman's penis. Proportionally though, it's still quite the improvement over that though. He's still beating out whitey in that department, and that's what counts! Actually, I shudder to think of what we'd be contending with here if Japan had been in the Space Race.--MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 18:19, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. because I an a nipple nazi. This isn't wikipedia. --Mn-z 23:21, August 10, 201(UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. because its just stupid --Elassint 14:46, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against For coloured people, they are awfully pale. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 08:44, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against... but only just. I find this funny myself, but the quality itself is not so good. Also, I find this is very esoteric - only someone who has actually seen the original picture will get the full joke. They're my only gripes, and why I have voted against here. --Some_idiot.png 05:53, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:01, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. This is funny at first but very wrong. You probably shouldnt try something like that next time. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sephirothxxxx (talk • contribs) diff
Comments

2 months, 0. Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:23, September 28, 2010 (UTC)


Disguise (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Disguise

There is nothing suspicious about this image.

Image credit: Cynicus made the original.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 things that wish to go unnoticed
Nomination: ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 04:29 (UTC) 04:29, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 0
  1. I'm not disguised. Neither are you. Neither is anyone! I'm not disguised! Although I really didn't know which one to stick here, since they're pretty much the same. I bet this was the wrong one. Except it's not here anyway. There's nothing here. Certainly not anything disguised. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 04:29 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. Yeah...it's not really...funny... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:21, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron would have been funny in 1938. --Mn-z 23:29, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Ha ha ha ha ha-*chokes on hamburger* I think the other one would be better, with the disguise actually over an Uncyclopedia page.--Some_idiot.png (CUN) 05:40, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Er, no, for what I already said... not sure I'd even vote for the other one, though. Or would I? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 17:15 (UTC)
Comments
  • Okay, this is odd. Clearly I put this here, but I don't remember putting this here, let alone why. Folks are right; it's not even funny. The other one might be, but... oh well. Not that it matters. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100924 - 06:02 (UTC)
  • rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:09, September 29, 2010 (UTC)


Cokecancer.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Cokecancer

Diet Coke will kill you.

Image credit: Sonje
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 aspartame victims
Nomination: ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 03:30, October 4, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. n+f That's me. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 03:30, October 4, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. I don't understand. I just don't understand. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:52, October 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I dont get it either. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101004 - 19:15 (UTC)
  3. ........*masturbates* --Master Bates (get it lololol i rule) 00:32, October 5, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 02:34, October 5, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:28, October 6, 2010 (UTC)


Vick Rattlehead's campaign line (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Vic Rattlehead by Angus99

VOTE VICK RATTLEHEAD FOR PRESIDENT 2012!

Image credit: Vick Rattlehead
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Future presidents
Nomination: 69.244.139.166 23:06, October 4, 2010 (UTC)Vick Rattlehead
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. "Because this shall be our future president of America. Me, god damn it!" --Vick Rattlehead
  2. Symbol for vote For. Because this picture MUST be on Uncyclopedia as our featured picture! --69.244.139.166
    This IP is a sockpuppet. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:36, October 6, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Because Dave Mustaine is a bunghole. --Roman Dog Bird 00:30, October 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Because "Megadeth" sounds like a name a 12 year-old would make up. --Mn-z 02:33, October 5, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. I fail to see redeeming value. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 14:14 (UTC)
  4. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:36, October 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:42, October 6, 2010 (UTC)


1286812444463-1-.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
1286812444463-1-

The Windows Phone!!

Image credit:
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: MaKKA 16:07, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against. there are some quality issues. It looks like it was made on MS Paint. Granted, it not mouse-drawn scribbles, but the image looks blocky. Also, the text is not in English. --Mn-z 20:53, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. It should be shiny. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 03:54 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:00, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:01, October 13, 2010 (UTC)


File:BottledWater.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
BottledWater

The honest bottled water.

Image credit: MeepStarLives
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2
Nomination: Black flamingo
For Votes: 9
  1. N&F. Meep has a whole slew of great images just waiting to be featured. Here's one of my favourites. --Black Flamingo 17:23, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For. I like it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:43, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.. I found it funny. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:29, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For.. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 14:58, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. It's tappy but delicious, just like your mom--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:51, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. It may just be text, but I like it. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 17:11 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 01:16, October 3, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. JMC3 02:11, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote For. Grue Jammy Grue is coming to you! Be careful!
Against Votes: 7
  1. Smite lightning Smite. The only real change is the text. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 05:33,21August,2010
  2. while i do like the picture, i feel like it could be better done, quality wise, especially since it appears just the text was changed. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 19:07, Aug 22
  3. Symbol against vote Self-Against? I'm going to have to go with the other two here. While you can rest assured that I very much appreciate the recognition and the sentiment, I have other pictures whose quality I'm prouder of (yes even odder ones like File:CorkscrewAttack.jpg or File:BABALITY.gif, and so do lots of other talented people. Just not so much on the queue lately. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 19:27, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
    i actually almost nommed babality recently, but was far too lazy. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 19:31, Aug 22
  4. Symbol against vote Against. text based. --Mn-z 13:23, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. Texty thingy. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:04, Sep 7
  6. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:57, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Against texty. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:28, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; 2 months, +2 17:30, October 19, 2010 (UTC)


Korean (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Korean

Korean is a very complex language.

Image credit: Berna
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Berna 08:14, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. sn+f Berna 08:14, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Mildly clever and not a half-assed MS Paint mess, but I fail to see the humor in it. --Mn-z 01:18, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:20, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Meh, mild sarcasm and a simple point do not a featured image make. Or some such. Doing what those two said *points down* should help, though. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 17:13 (UTC)
  4. Against The funniness isnt finding me. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:26, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Comment: I think this image would be funnier if you had some more complex words such as "nuclear weapon" or "white people". If you make some changes I will reconsider my vote. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:23, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
    On a related note, I do believe that is how writing actually developed: the earliest writing had picture-like symbols representing whole words. And, if I'm not mistaken, Korean has an alphabet that iz moer foenetik than English. Relabeling it Chinese, Ancient Egyptian, or something related might help. --Mn-z 22:22, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:37, October 19, 2010 (UTC)


Jesusware.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Jesusware

Jesusware! Perfect for keeping all of your messianic foods fresh!

Image credit: Me. And GIMP.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 Holy Tupperwares, Batman!
Nomination: ,':-( sir Ch00_Bakka )-:', 11:47, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. SelfNom&For --,':-( sir Ch00_Bakka )-:', 11:47, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. - that didn't make me funny :< Grue Jammy Grue is coming to you! Be careful!
  2. Against. I don't get it. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 13:56 (UTC)
  3. Turn down the suck, turn up the funny! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:50, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Jesii, lol. --Mn-z 10:54, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against Another Jesus box. Yay. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:14, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:38, October 19, 2010 (UTC)


Humanist Manifesto IV (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
HumanistManifestoIV

Uncyclopedia: Where double standards become visible to the naked eye.

Image credit: John Lydon, Maniac1075 & Socky too (a little bit)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:13, 24 October 2010
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Nom+For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:13, 24 October 2010
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. This picture is still not funny, even with another picture that is similar to it next to it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:41, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
    There is also a caption next to it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:55, 24 October 2010
  2. Symbol against vote Against. I... don't get it. o_O ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101024 - 04:35 (UTC)
  3. Still Symbol against vote Against. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:18, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Zombiebaron --Mn-z 18:49, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:00, October 24, 2010 (UTC)


Wikipedia Chase! Logo (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Wikipediachase!

Wikipedia Chase! Logo

Image credit: Username: The Italian Stallion. Image used in Wikipedia Chase!
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: The Italian Stallion 15:56, October 20, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Pretty sure this is a master piece! The Italian Stallion 16:03, October 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote and You -- User_talk:MRAZ 19:50, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Zombiebaron. Featured images must be funny by themselves and out of the context of the articles they were created for. This is not that. At all. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:45, October 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Ooo, new vfp I can say no to... NO! Because I don't get it, and it really isn't. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 04:56 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. I don't get it. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:57, October 21, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. --Black Flamingo 14:39, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. I don't like black people. --Mn-z 23:46, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. 'rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:29, November 8, 2010 (UTC)


Beck Chalkboard - Hawaii.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Beck Chalkboard - Hawaii

Both Hawaii and Islam touch the ocean. That's how Obama’s parents ended up in Hawaii. But, making it across the Gulf of Mexico to Chicago was the challenge. Obama couldn’t have swam across the gulf without getting eaten alive by sharks! The only logical explanation is Obama hijacked a boat. How shocking for someone whose middle name is Hussein!

Image credit: Dare Devil
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Dare Devil 14:20, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. --Dare Devil 14:20, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Generated text images do not make for features. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 14:35 (UTC)
  2. Zomibebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:04, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Zombiebaron. Per Zomibebaron. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:06, 8 November 2010
  4. Symbol against vote Zomibebaron per above. Text based, blur is off, and not that funny anyway. --Mn-z 21:34, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:06, November 9, 2010 (UTC)



Psychedelic cab.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Psychedelic cab

The cab stays still. You travel.

Image credit: User:W2bh
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: 124.181.133.113 05:15, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. 4 it doesn't need an engine to take you places --124.181.133.113 05:15, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. It's... green --121.220.42.47 07:49, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. It's... green? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 05:46 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. It looks like it just decapitated a girl. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:11, 1 November 2010
  3. Symbol against vote Against. The fuck's up with the square around it? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:13, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:27, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:17, November 3, 2010 (UTC)


File:Christosaurus rex.jpg (history, logs)

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Christosaurus rex

Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christosaurus, after slaying a deadly Sinosaurus.

Image credit: Socky
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Score: -3
Nomination: Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:12, 28 October 2010
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom+For. I saw this other Jesus picture on VFP, so I thought maybe some people would like this one too. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:12, 28 October 2010
  2. Symbol for vote For. I like it, because of the funny hat religious people think makes them look apart-from-the-crowd, and the name of the dino Christosaurus kills, Sinosaur. I'll capitalize Sinosaur if you don't mind. Sinosaur is worth a whole page by himself, in his epic fight with Christosaurus. Aleister 13:20 30 10
    Well, if you'd like to consider it as the name of a specific species of dinosaur, I'll change it to Sinosaurus, which is the name of an actual dinosaur by the way. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:24, 30 October 2010
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Although this one at least is consistent, I don't like it, either. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:49 (UTC)
  2. Against. The lighting of Jesus's face doesn't fit in with the rest of the picture; there are weird white bits around the edge of his face. Also just adding Jesus's face to an image does not automagically make it funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:00, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
    (Discussion moved to image's talk page)
  3. Against. Just adding a dinosaur's body to an image does not automagically make it funny. Unless it's to Mao. That guy was comedy gold. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:04, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Jesi, LOL --Mn-z 12:59, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
    Why are you lolling at an Italian town, Mnbvcxz? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:10, 30 October 2010
  5. Against. --Roman Dog Bird 22:00, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:08, November 4, 2010 (UTC)


Uncyclo-tan Pregnant (history, logs)

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Uncyclo-tanPreggo

This images represents the fact that English Uncyclopedia is the mother of all other uncyclopedias. Uncyclo-tan's pregnancy represents English Uncyclopedia giving birth, as it were, to the foreign uncyclopedias, represented as fetuses in Uncyclo-tan's sexy uterus.

Image credit: SunnyChow
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Score: -3 pregnant mascots
Nomination: Mn-z 13:06, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. nom + for I saw this other picture of a poorly done head replacement on VFP, so I thought maybe some people would like this one too. Also, SunnyChow, the illustrator of the head, can have full credit for it to prevent any possible drama. --Mn-z 13:06, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Nah. I've always preferred this Uncyclo-tan conception for some reason. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:14, 30 October 2010
  2. Symbol against vote Meh. By itself, it's not funny... now the YTTE style title, that was funny. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 18:17 (UTC)
  3. Against. Pregnancy is no laughing matter. Unless you're impregnating a clown. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:42, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. ............... --Roman Dog Bird 21:59, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:08, November 4, 2010 (UTC)


Me when reading stupid stuff (history, logs)

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Mewhenreadingstupidstuff

Somebody looks annoyed...

Image credit: Don't know what it is about this, just make me laugh my face off.
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Score: -2 Votes
Nomination: Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 17:53, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. As nom. Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 17:56, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3

#It's not original, is it? Also, please remember to prefix your votes with a #. 174.29.167.171 18:00, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

  1. Against. Unoriginal image. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:09, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Per 174.29.167.171. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 9 November 2010
  3. Er, that was me, that IP. It wouldn't let me log in... so now that I have, per myself, more against! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 19:46 (UTC)
Comments

One thing is, is that I dont know where the hell it came from. The uploader is not here as well anymore. Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 19:41, November 9, 2010 (UTC) I have crossed out the IP one if it is you, cus' that's rigging the vote! Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 20:22, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Rm, there's no way this is original. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:48, November 10, 2010 (UTC)


Guy In a Gorilla Suit Diving On a Nude Bettie Page (history, logs)

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BPandguydivingingorillasuit1

A frame from Bettie Page's bestiality stag film, Egad! She Gave It Up To A Knuckle Walker!

Image credit: Photoshopped by --Dime IV 05:50, October 31, 2010 (UTC) (specifically for inclusion in the Bestiality section of the Pornography article.)
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Score: -3
Nomination: Dime IV 05:50, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. sn+f Dime IV 05:50, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Nice work! Bettie and The Beast. Is that Bettie Page, I thought she always lifted her foot up in all her photos to make her leg look longer. If so this is a rarity. Aleister 00:35 1 11
  3. Symbol for vote For. I seem to like this for some reason. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:47, 1 November 2010
  4. that is one hot guy in a gorilla suit --Roman Dog Bird 21:50, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Eeeh, what? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 06:13 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. per above. Also, the gorilla is more blurry than Bettie Page. --Mn-z 00:00, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Against. It doesn't really look like the gorrilla is even going to land on Bettie. And even if it did that's just nonsensical. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:26, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against Makes me feel like I have my glasses off. But gets an "A" for effort. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:14, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Is that even Bettie Page? --Black Flamingo 19:50, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. Yeah - what? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:49, Nov 11
  7. Against. I don't get the humour. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:05, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:26, November 13, 2010 (UTC)


Baby's Red Button (history, logs)

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BabysRedButton

A baby about to push The Red Button...

Image credit: Unununium
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Score: -5
Nomination: ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 13:17, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom+For I think it is (sadistically) funny and that I did a good job crafting it.
  2. Symbol for vote For. An unusual concept, I've never seen it before. Then again, I don't get around the base much and don't know who they have manning the hammers on the big birds, as we like to call them when we drink. Aleister 15:40 30 10
Against Votes: 7
  1. Symbol against vote Naw. The blurriness doesn't match, the thing doesn't even make sense, and it's not actually that funny, either. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101030 - 14:57 (UTC)
    I didn't even notice the blurriness until now; You've ruined everything, you non-sadist! While there is no specific "meaning", it is iconic that a nuclear weapon in the hands of anyone might as well be the hands of a baby. ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 15:27, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:40, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. wocka wocka wocka --Roman Dog Bird 21:58, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 03:06, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
    Per RDB's reasoning especially, I assume? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 05:01 (UTC)
  5. Per sideways. --Black Flamingo 19:51, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. Ha... ha? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:42, Nov 11
  7. Against. Funny in context but not vfp material. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:07, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Well pff... seems no one 'round here (except Al) likes sadistic jokes. I guess it is only good for the context for which I created it. ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 20:23, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:28, November 13, 2010 (UTC)


Sam as been Disguise and Blargh (history, logs)

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DisguiseBlargh

"THEIR Sam is SOG In Los Angeles at LAMC"

Image credit: MRAZ
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Score: -3 Sam a Disguise or Blargh
Nomination: User:MRAZ
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Awesome So Less. --MRAZ 05:55, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
    Four? That's too much! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:47, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote You & Mom --MRAZ 02:48, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against What? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:16, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. No. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:34 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote No. Just no. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:59, 13 November 2010
  4. Symbol against vote Against.lolwut?--Loneshark8301990 12:23, November 13, 2010
  5. MamaLuigi Mama Luigi --Mn-z 02:41, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote Wait --MRAZ 05:55, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:30, November 14, 2010 (UTC)


GTA IV Clock (history, logs)

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GTA-IV-Clock-Gadget 1

"Grand Theft Auto IV Clock Gadget Sell in 2008"

Image credit: MRAZ
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Score: -4
Nomination: User:MRAZ
For Votes: 1
  1. Pacman Yummy Gadget is Watching You. --MRAZ 07:04, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. 'Against. Surely this in not eligible? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:22, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote No. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:34 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote SOFTPEDIA Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:58, 13 November 2010
  4. Symbol against vote Against.--Loneshark8301990 21:18, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Mama Luigi --Mn-z 02:38, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Wait --MRAZ 07:04, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Probably invalid nom There are several other images of this on the internet. I'm guessing its from an online retailer or something. here is the same gnome a different angle. This image is identical to File:Mooning gnome.jpg which was uploaded in 2005 by User:Wiki Tiki God. Unless Wiki Tiki God took an image of said mooning gnome, some random person uploaded it somewhere else, and someone copied that image and re-uploaded it here, the image is not original. Even if it is, its still merely a 2-D copy of another work, which can't be copyrighted. And even if you count mere images of 3-D works are original, the documentation of this image is wrong. --Mn-z 02:38, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
    Eh, it got hit by a vandal. The image is now back to the something else... also invalid. Whoo! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 03:23 (UTC)

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:08, November 14, 2010 (UTC)


Windows Internet Explorer Death (history, logs)

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IE Died

"IE Death Again"

Image credit: Probality Have in Softpedia
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Score: 0 Died IE
Nomination: MRAZ 07:37, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. I did it was IE Death. --MRAZ 07:37, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. --MRAZ 03:09, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. --MRAZ 03:09, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --125.165.170.246 10:37, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. --125.165.170.246 10:37, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. 'Against. What the hell is going on here? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:25, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Idiot on a spree. Yes, I called someone an idiot. Coming from an idiot, that's an insult, right? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:37 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Ugly. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:00, 13 November 2010
  4. Symbol against vote Against. NO!--Loneshark8301990 November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol wtf vote WTF? Oh No, Ugly --MRAZ 03:09, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol wtf vote WTF? --125.165.170.246 10:37, November 14, 2010 (UTC)<s/>
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. --MRAZ 07:37, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:20, November 16, 2010 (UTC)


Mooning gnome the scandal (history, logs)

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Mooning gnome the scandal

Gnome is a Owns you

Image credit: Potatoscaped
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Score: -3
Nomination: MRAZ 03:55, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. hell yeah --Roman Dog Bird 18:25, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I might've voted differently if the image hadn't been censored. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:16, 14 November 2010
  2. Symbol against vote Meh. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 04:21 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Midget porn? Seriously? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:52, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  4. MamaLuigi Mama Luigi --Mn-z 21:34, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:54, November 16, 2010 (UTC)


Bj penn.JPG (history, logs)

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Bj penn

BJ Penn

Image credit: Cows go moo when they poo
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Score: -3
Nomination: L 13:18, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote For. self nom Cowsgomoowhentheypoo
  2. For. Class.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:35, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. classic MS-Paint VFP spammer. --Mn-z 23:27, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Because the nominator's name is one of the funniest ever. --Roman Dog Bird 22:05, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:26, 25 October 2010
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Not good, not funny. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 13:26 (UTC)
  3. Against. Is it funny because he is fat? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:07, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against Is it funny because his name is BJ? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:51, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Nice to look at, actually. Didn't make me laugh though. --Black Flamingo 14:33, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. Uh, no? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:40, Nov 11
  7. Symbol against vote Against Boo, BJ Penn is Wrestler --MRAZ 02:49, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

THE PUDGY PRODIGY HIMSELF! IT'S FUNNY COS HE'S A CHUBBY FUCKING HAWAIIAN CALLED BJ (BABY JAY) PENN


Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:19, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

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