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Cassilas.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Cassilas

Cassilas

Image credit: Erinutz
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1
Nomination: I like it :) oh, and that's a video
For Votes: 1
  1. Yeah Ervinutz 18:13, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. UR DOIN IT RONG Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 19:13,20July,2010
  2. Are you high? What the fcuk is this? It wasnt even photoshopped! Just taken straight from a TV program! ,':-( sir Ch00_Bakka )-:', 00:01, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Invalid nomination, unoriginal gif. --nachlader 00:58, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Semantic games aside, "Original images" means original images, not this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:38, July 22, 2010 (UTC)


Thierry Henry (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Henryfunny

Henry funny

Image credit: Ervinutz
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 minorities touched by football
Nomination: Ervinutz 16:59, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Ervinutz 16:59, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against.This is funny? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 18:11, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against... Not that I can tell. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100722 - 06:09 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. That chop is terrifying.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 06:40, July 26 2010 UTC
  4. Symbol helicopter wut?fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:08, 26 July 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:49, July 27, 2010 (UTC)


Epic Image (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Epic Image

Well, it's the best thing of VFP in a long time

Image credit: Happymonkey39
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 person(s) agree that there are no good pictures anymore.
Nomination: Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 06:04, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For.'Nom and for', you know it's epic. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 06:04, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. /stabs Happymonkey--HM (T)
    Three things. 1. it's shank, get used to it. 2. you have to put *the stars* 3. It's better than anything else and you know it...oh and *shanks back* --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 06:37, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
    1. I'm not a ghetto gangster. 2. You're supposed to precede votes on VFP with a number sign (#) 3. No, it's the ultimate text-based image. 4. Precede comments on votes with an asterisk (*).--HM (T)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. If anything, [[1]] should be the only image of this type that we feature this month. Or would that be bating her too much? Also, seconding that VFP really needs a good scrubbing. We're running purely on joke noms here, people!--MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 18:20, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. I know they're aren't any good pictures but this still isn't a feature. --Some Idiot Image002 00:32, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. GET OFF MY FUCKIN' BAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 04:43, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
*Jumps off of his back*...um sorry...i thought you wanted to give me a piggy back ride...(bust seriously who is this guy) --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:55, August 1, 2010 (UTC)


Space Otter (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
SpaceOtter

Image credit: Barbella uploaded it
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2 Lutra Extraterrestrialalis
Nomination: ++Ironfistname 03:24, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom & For Fuck yes--++Ironfistname 03:24, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Fuck yeah! I love it. Like, with hearts. Lots and lots of hearts. Love, Ethine sig 
  3. For Very cute, like snugglebunnies in a yellow bed floating among the stars. Sigh. I think I'm in love. Aleister 3:28 30 7
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Didn't even smile. In fact I grimaced. What the hell is this? --Some Idiot Image002 05:23, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. I'm going to stab the next person who makes a stupid VFP nomination. Seriously.--HM (T)
  3. Stick it up your mother's ass. --nachlader 09:38, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Im am going to stab Helpme next time someone puts up a retarded nomination --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 05:24, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. Is this what we've come to? already shitty quality images made shittier vis á vis MSPaint? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 06:52, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Guyz, this is VFP, not VFCP... as in Vote For Cute Pictures, not Vote For Child Porn, you sick person -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:20, August 1, 2010 (UTC)


Meth (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Meth

SMOKE IT LOL

Image credit: Tompkins
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 DRUGS
Nomination: Roman Dog Bird 05:48, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS IT'S FUNNY LOLOLOLOL --Roman Dog Bird 05:48, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. It's hilarious, and therefore cannot be featured.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:06, July 21 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol against vote Meh. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100722 - 06:11 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote NEEDS MOAR LENS FLARE. That is all.--MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 21:42, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. You're going to need a bigger hole -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:16, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments


Admin Bubbles (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
AdminBubbles

The essential breakfast for all Admins!

Image credit: PeregrineFalcon999
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Some Idiot Image002 10:55, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. and Nom --Some Idiot Image002 10:55, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. FUCK no --nachlader 09:38, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For the cleansing immolation of obvious fan admin service. Also, South Park Character generator. Those annoy me for some reason. Love what you did with the drop shadow though! --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 18:32, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against not particularly clever or funny.--HM (T)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Whilst the quality of the work isn't that bad, the actual intended joke just fails to get a laugh -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 06:54, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:08, August 3, 2010 (UTC)


Boys Are Stupid! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
BoysAreStupid

Image credit: CheddarBBQ
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 Stupid sliced genitals
Nomination: Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 00:45,1August,2010
For Votes: 2
  1. Self-nom. Too many joke noms right now. This was my firs picture that I did like a year ago, for Image Request. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 00:45,1August,2010
  2. Symbol for vote For. Hee hee. Boys are stupid! Aleister 1:02 1 8
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Completely text-based.--HM (T)
  2. The read to look ratio is way off the scale. --nachlader 02:48, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Because this brings back horrible memories for me of how I became a soprano in the Vienna Boys' Choir. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:50 Aug 1 2010
    You mean castrati, you ignorant fuck. --nachlader 02:58, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
    OH-HO, YOU GOT THE LAYERED JOKE. CONGRATS. NOW SUCK MY DICK, WHORE. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:46 Aug 1 2010
    Go take a shit down your mother's throat, you dry hump cock haemorrhage. --nachlader 16:09, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. HAHAH LOOK GUYS LOOK! SEXISM IS FUNNY HAHHAHAHA...no--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:25, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Yeah, that's based off a real thing, the sexism wasn't the joke... Haven't you ever heard of "Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks At Them"? Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 03:32,1August,2010
    Castration makes everything funny? --nachlader 03:37, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Like I said, it was Image Request. I didn't come up with the idea, I just made the picture. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 03:49,1August,2010
    but u nom'd it. It's okay, it's just texty. --nachlader 04:11, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
    I know I nom'd it. I like it. Also, there isn't much anything good nommed. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 04:25,1August,2010
    *nom nom nom*...sorry I'm eating my words, it may not be sexist, but i don't find it that funny. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:40, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Fuck this image in the blood-spewing hole left over from chopping off its junk. --Andorin Kato 07:52, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. Without being quite as distasteful as the above, texty texty text. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:12, Aug 2
Comments

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:11, August 3, 2010 (UTC)


Stickfigureeyebeamszomgrun (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Stickfigureeyebeamszomgrun

OH NOES RUN

Image credit: EMC
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 unimpressed graphics enthusiasts
Nomination: Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:34 Jul 27 2010 11:34, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. This took me a really long time to make. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:34 Jul 27 2010
  2. This took me a really long time to fap to. -- contrived Ape (veto) (Riot Porn) 11:37, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
  3. This took me a really long time to make cookies for. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:38, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
  4. I laughed in no time at all. Aleister 14:52 29 7
  5. AAHAHAHHA I PISSED MY PANTS --nachlader 09:39, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. This took me little to no time to vote against. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  2. Against. This took seconds from my life I can never regain. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:24, Jul 27
  3. Against. This somehow gave me back my virginity that took me a long time to loose --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:41, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Wow, how hilarious--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 03:16, July 28 2010 UTC
  5. Symbol against vote Errr... Not a feature, somehow. --Some Idiot Image002 05:24, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. Could you do something other than a stick figure? possibly Sarah Palin. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:06, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. Nope -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 17:00 EST 3 Aug, 2010
  8. Symbol against vote Against. I can't abide colourless lasers. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:47, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol against vote Needs less MS Paint Thatdamnedfollowspot Wait, what were we talking about again? 05:09, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:55, August 5, 2010 (UTC)


Charlie The Dinosaur (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
CharlieTheDinosaur

Charlie the Allosaurus enjoys a splendid walk in the park, after spending a fantastic birthday party with some friends. Happy birthday Charlie!

Image credit: PeregrineFalcon999
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Jurasic party-lovers
Nomination: Some Idiot Image002 08:12, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. and Nom. Seeming as the quality on VFP is rather low at the moment, I thought it was time to enter this picture, which I made in about five minutes. --Some Idiot Image002 08:12, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For., i agree, this is the best ive seen in a while, although not that well made, it made be giggle. But it if it was purple, and called it barney, that may have been even better. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 13:55, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
  3. A picture worth 1,000 words, give or take a few hundred. Aleister 14:54 29 7
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote Nah Not well done.--HM (T)
  2. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck offffffffffffffffffffffffff --nachlader 09:37, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Per 'nach. Oh, and it's the Jurassic. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 18:26, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. However, I would like to know what he charges for childrens parties -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:04, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. This is a three minute photoshop tops. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 16:59 EST 3 Aug, 2010
  6. Symbol against vote Against. Per Nach. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:31, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:55, August 5, 2010 (UTC)


Stephen Hawking's Pro Wheelchair (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Stephen hawking-pro wheelchair

The game that distracted him

Image credit: Imanerd36
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2 handicapped trickster(s)
Nomination: thehallway 17:54, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom+For thehallway 17:54, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For. But needs a better caption. --Some Idiot Image002 13:09, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For. A feature and a change of caption.--MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 21:40, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Invalid nom. Obviously not original. Saberwolf116 00:38, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

  • Damn, didn't Tineye or license check before voting as I figured somebody already had since I'd seen it around here before. Guess it's too much of a flash of creativity to ask for from a red linked no-page registered user.MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 02:01, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Fail'd. Not original. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:51, August 15, 2010 (UTC)


Philosophysaber.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Philosophysaber

Plato warns Aristotle about the dark side of the force.

Image credit: Xiao Li
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 Athenian Jedis
Nomination: Saberwolf116 13:31, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For. An undiscovered gem. Saberwolf116 13:31, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. YESSSSSSSSSSSS!Loneshark8301990 14:32, July 3,2010
  3. Symbol for vote For. Not bad, not bad at all. And since it was nommed by Saberwolf, and is as if the force itself was driving the nom, it's a must vote. Aleister 18:41 3 7 MMX
  4. Symbol for vote For. per the comments below. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 03:20 EST 4 July, 2010
  5. Symbol for vote For.Pelozurian (talk) 03:02, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
  6. Four. Made me laugh. Somehow. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 01:25 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. This thing is just plain sick. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:17, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. High-brow, high-tech puerile? I can dig that. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 06:59, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. Greeks + Star Wars = funay --nachlader 17:42, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. Needs Wookiees. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:24, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. I don't see how this is funny. At all.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 04:12, July 05 2010 UTC
  4. Against. Not funny, and not that well done (it really doesn't look as if anything is holding the green saber, and it doesn't exactly look like a lightsaber either). --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:13, Jul 7
  5. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZyouallsuckZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ --Roman Dog Bird 03:09, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. While I'm not in the habit of disparaging the time-honoured practice of modernizing ancient art, and as a 'shopper myself I try to avoid being too critical of quality, I'm offputted somehow. I actually think it would be heaps better were the glow around the sabres not so excessively thick. The only problem then would really be that green one, which not only lacks any visible hilt, but also seems to disappear around the midsection. Unlike the typical Wikipedia editor. Zing! Also, per Roman Dog Bird regarding VFP lately.MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 21:27, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. Nah... --Some Idiot Image002 10:46, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Against. Per Meep. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 01:12, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 23:15, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Ahem. This is the picture at the top of the right-side philosophers portal template, it is hardly undiscovered. Also, as an avid Star Wars fan, I take offense to having the Force compared to Fucking Magic. :P -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 03:20 EST 4 July, 2010
  • It doesn't look like the Green lightsaber is being held. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 21:27,4July,2010
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. I like the concept but the qaulity is definitely lacking. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:36, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • maybe if you put the green saber in the hand that is pointing up, it may look more realistic. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 14:00, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

5 weeks, -1. Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:01, August 15, 2010 (UTC)


Obamacricket.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Obamacricket

Obama, an all-rounder, playing for the 1984 Kenyan Cricket Team.

Image credit: PeregrineFalcon999
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 people impressed by images made in Microsoft Word
Nomination: MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:38, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Nom and for MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:38, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For I love images with shitloads of transparency at the top. -- contrived Ape (veto) (Riot Porn) 18:40, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For :):) Cricket+Obama+Kenya=perfect PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:39, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  4. For A horrible chop, but the caption sold it to me. Aleistere 2:56 9 7
  5. --Loneshark8301990 22:49, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. The scoretext says it all. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:39, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. I'm just checking out the images here and I see this! MY POORLY PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE! MADE ON MICROSOFT WORD! The only reason I'm voting for this is because I'm absolutely stunned it hasn't failed yet. --Some Idiot Image002 10:32, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Ha! --Yours Falsely, . . . . 11:12, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11
  1. Symbol against vote Strong against. I doubt I need to say why.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 09:55, July 08 2010 UTC
    Because you hate black people? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:59, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
    That's not even a black person. The legs are white.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 12:02, July 09 2010 UTC
    Since we talk about cricket, haven't you voluntarily applied for reviewing Mark Robinson 4 days ago? PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 19:08, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
    See UU's note on my talk page- I could've sworn I canceled that booking. So sorry.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 03:09, July 11 2010 UTC
    Um...you can't see the legs helpme....That's the strap on his pads. There is no leg or skin showing anywy.... —I WILL KILL YOU! WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:29 10 August 2010]
  2. I HATE black people with a passion. --nachlader 22:33, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Against. Not well done, and not funny, caption or not. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:32, Jul 9
  4. Against. The Teabaggers have better ones. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:04, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Reason No. 3,570 why Uncyclopedia sucks. --Roman Dog Bird 03:07, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Nuh-uh. It's badly implemented in more ways than one. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 03:20 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. Also, why do people like poorly photoshoped photos so much? --Wilytank 01:18, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Against. Nope. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 16:57 EST 3 Aug, 2010
  9. Symbol against vote Against. Needs work. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 01:02, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol against vote Against. because I hate black people. --Mn-z 23:16, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Symbol against vote Against. I'm not keen on black people... Vot
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. I feel my political views are hindering my ability to effectively and unbiasedly evaluate your contribution to the VFP. Also, Cricket makes no sense to anyone outside of England. --John Lydon 12:02, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
    • Does "outside of England" only consist of the US? Moron. --nachlader 00:32, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
      • Yes. Yes it does. --John Lydon 12:48, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

lol this is the best fucking picture in the whole wide world The preceding unsigned comment was added by 92.43.64.67 (talk • contribs)

  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. You know, I would vote Against, but I want there to be a prayer of this being archived in Failed with the notation "Score: 0 people impressed by images made in Microsoft Word". I think that would be the most fitting tribute of all for this. Can we just skirt the usual rules? MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 21:37, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:11, August 17, 2010 (UTC)


OldFags.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
OldFags

In the face of political correctness the Queen has announced that she will be removing the Royal Seal from packets of Old Fags. The brand, much beloved by those who favour theirs rough and ready rolled has in recent years become the focus of the Westboro Baptist Church's "We Hate Fags" campaign.

Image credit: Mhaille
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 old fags
Nomination: Mhaille
For Votes: 1
  1. SNAFU, because who doesn't love fags? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against --Elassint 14:30, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Smite lightning Smite. My neck hurts from trying to read that. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 03:30,24August,2010
  3. Against. Not funny. --Some Idiot Image002 05:37, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Uh..........................huh. --Roman Dog Bird 05:57, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
You should put the comment across the bottom on the front of the packet as they actually do, would also make it much more readable -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:14, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Rm, -3. Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:24, August 25, 2010 (UTC)


PrimeMinisterPlasticSurgery.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
PrimeMinisterPlasticSurgery

The Australian Prime Minister and Opposition leader help the plastic surgery business with some new ads.

Image credit: PeregrineFalcon999
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 people who want oversized noses
Nomination: Some Idiot Image002 03:22, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. --Some Idiot Image002 03:22, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. I live down in 'straya Fudgemobile 23:35, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Constructive Against The quality's a tad lacking, and aside from the facial feature distortion that the Liquify feature of Photoshop has come to let us all know and love, the image in and of itself is not incredibly funny. Maybe that's because I'm not Australian, though I've always eminently favored them as a nationality. The main problem for me is the eyeburning textboxes both below and above the subjects, the negative space it entails, and the fact that it might be funnier were the politicians so visibly separated, and the fact that they are politicians made clear some other way than either knowing or saying this.
    While I'm typically Symbol for vote For. oversized noses, perhaps a case for Reefer Desk. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 20:44, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
    Ok, I'll improve it. And by the way, there's no Liquify here. This was made on Microsoft word. --Some Idiot Image002 05:44, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
    I figured, based on your previous works and the fact that the skin tones do not entirely match up in places. Regardless, you should be lauded for doing such work in Microsoft Word! 'Tis an impressive achievement, especially if you didn't use the MSPaint "Edit Picture" tie-in, instead pasting the features with wrapping styles. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 19:34, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. sorry, but who the fuck are these people? australians or something? I though you guys just voted kangaroos to be your political leaders. get photoshop, and maybe use some people that are more well known in the global community? maybe i'm just super ignorant of international politics and these guys have been up to some crap lately. idk -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 19:10, Aug 22
  3. Symbol against vote Against. The images are quite pixelated, and the morphing has a white border like from a sloppy Ms-Paint copy-paste. Additionally, the images are too small, and the text unnecessarily dominates the pic. Finally, nobody follows the politics of minor nations in the Anglo-Sphere. By minor nations, I mean all nations other than the USA and the UK. --Mn-z 13:29, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Bad political humor. While I'm international enough to know about Australian politics, I don't think this is very funny. Also, Mnbcxzn the guy above me has some valid points about the image quality. --Elassint 23:46, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against Not particularly funny. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 21:47, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:21, September 4, 2010 (UTC)


NoPhone - The Imaginary iPhone (history, logs)

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NoPhone

The iPhone for those cheapos who don't want to buy a real one! The Imaginary iPhone has limitless apps, free calls, and is impossible to lose! Get yours now!

Image credit: PeregrineFalcon999
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Score: -3 people who would love a non-existant phone
Nomination: Some_idiot.png 07:52, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. I'm happy to say that I have finally made a great image with a great joke. Or so I think it's a great one. --Some_idiot.png 07:52, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Cheapos?fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 08:14, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Zombiebaron. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:05, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Modusoperandi --Mn-z 15:16, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote I can barely even see it. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 21:42, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Me. --T. (talk) 16:32, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
  5. lolpenis -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 05:23, Sep 7
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:16, September 7, 2010 (UTC)


Be-be-que Jesus Loves Small I.M.S. copy.jpg (history, logs)

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Be-be-que Jesus Loves Small I.M.S. copy

Bubba Joe was in need of some cash, and he wasn’t getting enough costumers to feed him and his goats, so he decided to try and appeal to the religious community.

Image credit: I.M.S.
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Score: -3
Nomination: Tophat headless
For Votes: 3
  1. nom & for Tophat headless
  2. Pacman BBQ Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 04:07,29August,2010
  3. Symbol for vote Its BBQ time! --Elassint 02:44, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote Do not find it humorous or of particularly high graphical quality.--Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 21:44, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 23:09, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
  3. while humorous, shitty quality ruins it -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 05:25, Sep 7
  4. Against. Not funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:59, Sep 7
  5. Against. Don't really see the funny either. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:03, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. not humorous enough--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 16:01, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

To Gwax, I under stand if you don't find it funny. But I just wanted to say, that the fact that the image isn't very good, is kinda part of the joke. Tophat headless


Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:59, September 10, 2010 (UTC)


how do we gon find you.jpg (history, logs)

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How do we gon find you

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
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Score: -2
Nomination: jaysonboi 08:36, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

sn+f jaysonboi 08:36, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

Against Votes: 3
  1. Terrible. This is a place where people submit GOOD images, not garbage like this! --Elassint 14:36, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. What?--HM (T) 17:21, September 12, 2010 (UTC
  3. Symbol against vote Strong Against NO!!--Sharky 15:07, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Wow, that's just shit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:23, 12 Sep
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:23, September 12, 2010 (UTC)


American-Clintic%2Ejpg (history, logs)

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American-Clintic

Capturing the heart and soul of American marriage

Image credit: Olipro
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Score: -4
Nomination: MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:55, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Nom and for Haha, blowjob. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:55, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. This never gets old -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:41, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Hillary Clinton made me lol. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:41 Aug 24 2010
  4. Symbol for vote For. as per EMC. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat19:05, Thursday 26 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
  5. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:37, 1 September 2010
Against Votes: 9
  1. Symbol against vote Against. That might have been hilarious ten years ago, but come on, its 2010 FFS! --Elassint 17:28, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Not a good enough 'chop.--HM (T) 19:47, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Per Elissint. This has been going on since 1998. This is the equivalent of eating a dead horse raw after you've flogged it a million times. Saberwolf116 04:06, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Christ, and I thought I had an outdated sense of humor. --Roman Dog Bird 04:14, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. What they said, mostly the datedness and the not-well-doneness. ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100827 - 03:38 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. per quality issues, the shading on the face images is off. --Mn-z 13:22, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against: I like the joke but there are serious image quality issues, especially with Hillary's neck and the size of Bill's head. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 21:46, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Nah But at least its not Obama--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:44, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:56, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:47, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

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