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Pont du Trolley (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Waterlilies

Claude Monet's love for capitalism was visible in his many impressionnist paintings. "Pont du Trolley (Bridge with Sunken Shopping Carts)," one of his most famous works, is an homage to modern consumerism.

Image credit: Claudius Prime
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Score: 1
Nomination: Zig 08:18, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Heh. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:20, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • If this were original, it'd be a for. But considering the template on the image page admits it is swiped from elsewhere, it's not eligible. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:47, Jun 7
    • Is it not? Aw, dang. Well, my bad. --Zig 13:56, June 7, 2010 (UTC)


German Flag (history, logs)

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!0German flag

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
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Score: -4
Nomination: A proud maker of Everquest! 05:03, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. NAZI A proud maker of Everquest! 05:03, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. It's a flag. Presumably comparing islam to Naziism. Hahaha. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:08, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
  2. what a failure you are --Roman Dog Bird 06:26, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Meh. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:16, 5 March 2010
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small fucking destroy this shit!  sincerely --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 12:50 EST 5 Mar, 2010
  5. Symbol against vote Against. No, this isn't funny. --Wilytank 18:49, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:12, March 5, 2010 (UTC)


LONGCAT.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
LONGCAT

Longcat the movie! The battle continues, but only one will stand...

Image credit: Roye7777777. The image is made to be transformed into a filmposter!
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Score: -3
Nomination: //Roye*W*D*M*7777777\\ 16:42, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. sn+f //Roye*W*D*M*7777777\\ 16:42, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. WaffleBoi 12:05, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. As the author states (albeit not overly clearly) the base image is unoriginal, the author only added text. The text the author did add is not that funny, and 90% of the text is unreadable except at full resolution, where it's just barely readable. --Mn-z 00:40, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. What's the difference between a cow? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:02, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Fucking gave me cancer. --nldr 13:19, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. Fuck no. Heavily text-based, and not funny with it. Stick to I Can Has Cheezburger. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:56, Mar 12
  5. internet --Roman Dog Bird 20:42, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

I can haz POSSIBLE invalid nom this image is only a captioning, so it may or may not be an invalid nomination. --Mn-z 00:40, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

So, the picture isn't original but the text is? I don't have a problem with that. Granted, I do love lolcats. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:51, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:32, March 12, 2010 (UTC)


COBAINIME!! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Cobainime4

From Hello Kurty #4: It's Shotgun Limbo Time — And I swear that I don't have a gun... oops, nevermind.

Image credit: Imrealized
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Score: -3 party games (in memoriam)
Nomination: - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 00:44,6March,2010
For Votes: 1
  1. Thinmint Minty. I was very offended. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 00:44,6March,2010
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. Doesn't tickle me. At all. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:08, Mar 12
  2. Er, yeah... what is this supposed to be? Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 16:16, Mar 12 2010
  3. a sad song --Roman Dog Bird 20:44, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  4. kurt shot himself???????????????????? --nldr 23:53, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol comment vote Comment. It's Kurt Cobain. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 20:25,12March,2010


Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:39, March 13, 2010 (UTC)


George W Bush creationism.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
George w bush creationism

Did God create George, or did George create God?

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio
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Score: -3 amateur philosophers
Nomination:                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 23:34, Mar 10 2010 UTC
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Yep I'm rather proud of this one.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 23:34, Mar 10 2010 UTC
  2. Thinmint Minty. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 02:59,11March,2010
  3. Hey I thought it was amusing. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:32, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Greets me with little or no humour. --nldr 13:17, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Technically sound, but doesn't vibrate the humor chords. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 00:42, Mar 12 2010
  3. Against. Yeah, as with the others really, it's just not really funny as a stand-alone image. Plus, while it's integrated well enough, no outlines, and a good match, it's a photo on a painting, which always jars with me, somehow. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:06, Mar 12
  4. GEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUSH! --Roman Dog Bird 20:41, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. not badly done, but its not funny. Also, Bush isn't president anymore. --Mn-z 03:57, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. This could be worth something when used in the correct context, no satirical value on its own. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 15:58, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • I'm torn. It's really good work, but it just doesn't provoke any laughter. So here I'll be until I can make up my mind. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:45, 12 Mar
  • The way I see it, it's yet another twist on a Michelangelo painting BUT, this time, it's got GEORGE BUSH!! I think it works in it's intended environment, but on it's own it's like a kosher car park in Tehran. --nldr 01:47, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:38, March 13, 2010 (UTC)


UncycloPNG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
UncycloPNG

Delete Uncyclopedia

Image credit: WaffleBoi 10:42, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0
Nomination: WaffleBoi 10:42, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. WaffleBoi 10:43, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Mheheheh. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:11, Feb 7 2010
  3. "Texty', not funny. BUT YES ANYWAY carrot lol 14:24 February 8
  4. Kul PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:09, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Absolutely. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:13, 5 March 2010
  6. Uncharacteristic for. Got a giggle and I think it would be pretty appropriate for the front page. No testament to its originality or necessary skill level, but...well...sentence. -RAHB 09:36, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For what RAHB said. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:18, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Yes. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 22:33, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Yawn. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:25, Feb 8
  3. Against - Not that impressive an image, much less lol hilarious. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:05, Feb. 8, 2010
  4. Against. The helper paperclip one was funnier. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:47, 13 Feb
  5. Against a mixture of in-jokeyness and text-based-ness. Its not bad, but its not quite feature quality either. --Mn-z 17:54, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. Ellemonopy 00:21, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. - Zombiebaron, the symbol of Uncyclopedia's historic benchmark of how we've entered our Post-Famine depression, hubris and ennui.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:59, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:21, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:24, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Two months, 0, failed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:56, April 12, 2010 (UTC)


Duh! I am stooopid!! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Stupid

An artist's self-portrait, though we can all see ourselves when we look into it.

Image credit: Some Fool
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Score: -3 stupids
Nomination:
For Votes: 6
  1. N+F -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 23:23, Apr. 9, 2010
  2. Ankh smite BRILLIANT! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:54, 10 April 2010
  3. Symbol for vote Delete, I mean, Feature! The sweep of the lines, the vibrating bow tie, the way the words run outside the dialogue balloon, this work of art can only do Uncy proud if it appears on the front page. Six thumbs up! Al sans chains 2:07 10 4 mmx
  4. For Hardy-har-har-har. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:09, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  5. RedCheckMark hehehePelozurian (talk) 02:17, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
  6. :P PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 17:33, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. Joefoxon 23:46, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha look i am laughing ah ha ha ha ha ha ha, dull --nldr 12:52, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Resentful Against I spent hours on my iPad image, this shit doesn't deserve the light of day if mine doesn't. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:58 EST 11 April, 2010
  4. Against. I mean, c'mon! The picture is great, but it's a GIF. A GIF! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:01, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. It's no Stalinbear. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:32, Apr 12
  6. Symbol against vote Against. The right arm is way longer than the left. This is unacceptable. Ellemonopy 00:18, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. per Modus. We should not have featured non-animated .GIF files. Do you realize how much color information was lost by that format? In the future, you should upload in .PNG format. --Mn-z 15:08, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Against.How many 5 seconds did that take? You should have typeed the text first --User:Micro Bit/sig
  9. Symbol against vote Against. Per UU. --ChiefjusticeXBox 22:40, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:07, April 26, 2010 (UTC)


iPad Revealed (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Ipadjobs

The world was treated by Steve Jobs on the 27th of January to the next generation of iProducts: the world's most technologically sophisticated maxipad.

Image credit: Skinfan13
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Score: 1.5 Super-Absorbent Pads
Nomination: Skinfan13 01:45, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. For: Why not, it took me forever to do this in MS Paint, perhaps I should be rewarded for the work...--Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 20:35 EST 8 Feb 2010
  2. For.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:13, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For Anything to keep reminding Jobs how stupid this was. ~ Aleister AIClogo 00:58 17 Feb. MMX
  4. Symbol for vote For. Very impressive, considering you did it in MS Paint. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 00:58, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. - Bonus points for using PNG istead of J-PEG. J-PEG is a pixilated Satan. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:21, Feb. 21, 2010
  6. Ankh smite Sure - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:37,21February,2010
  7. For. Looks like that asshat IP could use this himself. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:53, 25 Feb
  8. Fouh PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:08, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:14, 5 March 2010
  10. For. Anything that is done on MS paint that isnt too crappy deserves a feature. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 17:27, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8.5
  1. Against. Good idea. Bad job. Maybe you should, y'know, pay someone better than you at MS Paint next time? 70.243.154.177 02:41, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Meh Here we are a month after the nomination, and the joke's already stale. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:25, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Against. Joke was done to death the day it came out. For Paint, it's a good job, but this joke got really old really fast. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:01, Mar 12
  4. Against. --Roman Dog Bird 20:39, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against -RAHB 09:31, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against Per UU. --ChiefjusticeXBox 09:34, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 13:25, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Against --Necridtheentertainer123 15:12, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  9. I find the humour stagnating and the image itself, whilst not bad on MS Paint, could definitely look more the part. --nldr 00:31, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Several months, 1.5. Failed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:30, May 3, 2010 (UTC)


Paddy Ashcloud (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Paddy ashcloud

A broadcast by the Liberal Democrats (it was a Vulcan, not a volcano)

Image credit: Rabatat
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Score: -3
Nomination: Rabatat 19:53, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. sn+f Rabatat 19:53, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. whos that guy who cares --Roman Dog Bird 23:17, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 04:50, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against.. I know him, personally, but wouldn't expect many across the pond to - but that aside, this just doesn't work as a gag --Asahatter (annoy) 23:21, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote No --Wilytank 01:31, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:48, May 13, 2010 (UTC)


Wikitrek (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Wikitrek

These are the voyages of the USS Sophia, her continuing mission, to write strange new humor, to seek out new insults and tomfoolery, to boldly joke about about things no one has joked about before.

Image credit: Ironfist
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Score: -3 recruit for the Starship Sophia
Nomination: ++Ironfistname 06:56, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Self nom and for It's my first photoshop job done in Gimp, and it makes me very proud.--++Ironfistname 06:56, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For And fix your goddamn sig, Zack. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:58, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat07:09, Thursday 06 May 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Against Votes: 6
  1. Nah. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:01, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. ? --Roman Dog Bird 07:09, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Against. The blurb is a better idea than the 'chop, which isn't all that spacey. A ship shaped like a potato, maybe? A potato shaped, Startrekified logo? Or Wilde with a phaser and Sophia with a tricorder? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:11, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against Just isn't that funny. -Vcelloho 02:17, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. per Modus, and my policy of almost always voting against anything that could be done in MSPaint. --Mn-z 03:50, May 17, 2010 (UTC)
  6. I don't get it. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:47, May 17, 2010 (UTC)


Chucknorium (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Chucknorium

All shall be defeated

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0
Nomination: Retardedaction 17:16, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Rm, not original. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:51, May 17, 2010 (UTC)


Statistics are true (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Gaystats

Are your a fag?

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3.5
Nomination: Retardedaction 08:05, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. sn+f Retardedaction 08:05, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Good one bro, you got me at this one The preceding unsigned comment was added by 121.247.162.156 (talk • contribs)
  3. I smiled. A good breaking of the fourth wall. I like the looks on their faces as they stare out at me. I want to have a threesome with them. Aleister sans chains 1:06 12 5 MMX
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against Yawn. Lame insult. Also, learn not to fail. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 08:18, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
    You could have fixed it, y'know. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:52, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. fart you you farting farter --stupid ass 23:13, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. text based and poorly done gay joke. --Mn-z 05:22, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. - Text based, poor grammar in text, not funny, etc. It's probably too big to go on the front page anyway...HELPME's signature exploded, so bear with this one
  5. Symbol against vote No. --Wilytank 01:15, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. I've done what I can to make this a little more bearable, but it still fails. Also I have significant doubts about originality.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 04:47, May 28 2010 UTC
Comments

-3.5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:06, May 29, 2010 (UTC)


File:ArkhamBatman.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
ArkhamBatman

"I will pay someone to scratch my balls! I will pay! Someone, please, scratch my balls!"

Image credit: Socky
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:14, 11 May 2010
For Votes: 2
  1. SelfNom+For. I just recalled my only featured image being that of a nice chap who listens to the name Muhammad savoring the taste of one fine sausage. I also recall a couple of people telling me that this one image I'm talking about was not of sufficient quality to warrant a feature. Hopefully, those people won't be disappointed by this image. If you happen to come up with a funnier caption, please replace the current one. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:14, 11 May 2010
  2. Symbol for vote For. This was used in Bruce Wayne, and was a key illustration there. Nice pic. Al sans chains 1:01 12 5 MMX
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Kinda edited poorly. The head looks raised over the body, and the light difference doesn't help either. --Wilytank 13:47, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 03:49, May 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against.Pelozurian (talk) 03:52, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. Not funny. Works for the article, but on its own, it's nothing. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:34, Jun 4
    Keeping in mind how some people idolize fictional superheroes which are emotionally unstable, clinically crazy and worse, I find it a lot more hilarious than "nothing". Of course, I'd need a good caption actually referencing that fact to put it into the appropriate context, instead of the current one provided by Aleister. Well, that's my opinion anyway. Sorry if I sounded like a total jerk just now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:35, 5 June 2010
    Which is how you see it, and why you voted the way you did. But for me, it lacks humour value outsode of the article, like a lot of images on this site. Merely slapping a straitjacket on Batman does not make fot an inherently funny image, to me, which is why I voted the way I did. Mind you, the comment "it's nothing" does, on reflection, sound a lot more insulting than I meant it to, so how about "on its own, it's a picture of Batman in a straitjacket, which doesn't make me laugh"? --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:28, Jun 6
    Well, okay. Though a lot of the featured images are not inherently funny, and instead rely on an appropriate caption. The current caption doesn't achieve that because it doesn't reference any aspect of Batman at all. The previous caption did refer to Batman, but it definitely wasn't that good either. I'm basically just a bit disappointed thinking that there could be a lot more for votes if I could just come up with a nice appropriate caption. You're free to vote whatever way you choose, of course. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:13, 6 June 2010
    Personally, I've seen and even voted for images that I did not think were funny. In fact most of the images I voted for I didn't find funny without a clever caption--I rarely find a picture funny by itself. But I voted for ones where I found the image and caption combined to be funny. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:43, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. "I will pay someone to scratch my balls! I will pay! Someone, please, scratch my balls!" --Roman Dog Bird 20:25, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. I actually found this funny... but along the lines of poorly edited... *shakes head* Head's just plain too big, especially for a man of Mr. Wayne's musculature. *shifty eyes* - Athyria 03:47, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment. I agree the lighting is different on the head than the outfit, but hey, this is a comic book character and I think in that context it works for emphasis. And it could actually be sunlight at an relatively horizontal level coming through a very small secured window. I've seen effects like that in real photos. (I plan to vote for when there's a caption I like). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:54, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
    Or perhaps the straitjacket is simply less reflective than the mask. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:58, 14 May 2010

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:17, June 11, 2010 (UTC)


Gulf of Mexico bird's eye view (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Black

A bird's eye view of the Gulf of Mexico, taken in June 2010.

Image credit: ?
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: 69.143.50.135 21:58, June 19, 2010 (UTC) 300x1
For Votes: 1
  1. Pacman Pacman. I laughed. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 22:01,19June,2010
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. It's not even actually called that... Nobody would laugh without a caption.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 10:21, June 19 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Just stupid. Loneshark8301990 20:47, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Uh...huh.Pelozurian (talk) 00:49, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol helicopter ROFLCOPTER! I laughed.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 07:47 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:13, June 20, 2010 (UTC)


Fast Animals, Slow Children (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
FAST ANIMALS SLOW CHILDREN POSTER

Follow the new reality hit show on FOX

Image credit: fattybelly
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Fattybelly 05:01, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote For. I vote for --Fattybelly 05:01, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Because it's actually a pretty good 'chop. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:43, 4 June 2010
  3. Symbol for vote For America Damnit! I'm not sure what kind of world it is where a fat kid is no longer funny, but that's not where I wanna live. USA! USA! --John Lydon 15:03, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Please read the against votes Mr. Rotten. Dear God, has this really been up for over a month? Can we just get rid of this section? --Roman Dog Bird 00:30, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. half a for because the idea and exectution are both passable if not inspired - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:52, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. against per my policy of disliking vorarephilia except when it intersects with maiesiophilia. --Mn-z 05:39, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  2. 0.8 against partly because I hate fractions. ,':-( sir Ch00_Bakka )-:', 0000, Frankuary 3, year 29.
  3. Old Family Guy thing. --Roman Dog Bird 07:11, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Bad 'chop and not really giggle-worthy                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 04:52, May 28 2010 UTC
  5. Against. Not an original idea, and badly executed. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:36, Jun 4
  6. Symbol against vote Against. This is an old Family Guy thing, and it really isn't a good 'chop. Plus, it's not really all that funny.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 06:29, June 17 2010 UTC
  7. Symbol abstain vote Weak against (0.7). Don't like the text, poor font choices & lack of punctuation where it counts.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:07 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Against. Lame. Loneshark8301990 21:16, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:27, June 22, 2010 (UTC)


Curious George gets busted (history, logs)

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Curiousgeoregetsbusted

Part of George's autobiography

Image credit: Laochra
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Score: 1
Nomination: Laochra 14:43, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

N+F Laochra 14:43, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Parody of the series


Fail'd. Not original. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:14, June 27, 2010 (UTC)


The 1st Looney Tune (history, logs)

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Hue

An early version of Bugs Bunny,created by Mel Blanc for Warner Bros.' Looney Tunes,said to be inspired by aviator Howard Hughes

Image credit: StrangeNeo
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Score: -3 very rare photo
Nomination: SagnikN 12:15, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. n+f --SagnikN 12:16, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. is the buck-toothed man saying "getty image" or "whats up doc"? --nachlader 12:50, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. I fail to find the humor in this.--Loneshark 11:37, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Unamusing. --Wilytank 21:06, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Nope. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:14, 1 July 2010
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:12, July 2, 2010 (UTC)


Uncycbridge.jpg (history, logs)

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Uncycbridge

This is what happens when you let a group of Uncyclopedia Writers build a bridge

Image credit: N/A
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Score: 1
Nomination: Some Idiot 00:35, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For Well, if I nominated it, I have to vote for it... --Some Idiot 00:38, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:43, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Invalid nom. Not original. Saberwolf116 01:25, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, and it sucks too. --Roman Dog Bird 23:04, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Um. Yeah. Going by the metadata, this chop was made "10:29, August 30, 2007". Since PeregrineFalcon999 didn't join Uncyc until 2010, I'm going to go with "not original", unless somebody sways me with icecream. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:10, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

Oh it's definitely not original - this is from Failblog. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:03, Jul 5
And so? Do I look like Mister Google? In the future, when you say that it's not original, find it andinclude a friggin' link. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
I would have, except for one small detail: I really, really couldn't be arsed. I would have thought my utterly authoritative knowledge of everything ever would have been sufficient proof, frankly. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:58, Jul 5
Except that you're the third person on this page who wasn't helpful at all. Being useless is my job! *Harump!* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:03, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Fail'd. Not original. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:04, July 5, 2010 (UTC)


Tomb of the Mutilated Risen (history, logs)

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Tomboftherisen

After being enlightened by religious influences, Cannibal Corpse created a total reconstruction of their best-selling album.

Image credit: CheddarBBQ
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Score: 4 Christ-loving metalheads 300x1
Nomination: - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 16:33,10April,2010
For Votes: 11
  1. Thinmint Self-Nomfo Well, I wanted this to be nommed after the article was done, but it's been in Pee Review for quite a while, and I'm bored. I like this pic better than I do the article, and I think it's probably my best 'shop to date. However, to avoid being a complete stuck up douche, I won't vote. Yet. Ya know what, if everyone's gonna keep changin the score anyway, I might as well. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 16:33,10April,2010
  2. Symbol for vote For. I saw this earlier and thought it was the real cover. Nice work! Aleister sans chains 16:38 10 4 MMX
  3. Symbol for vote For. Because it just freakin' rocks. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Willice (talk • contribs)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Very nice -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 09:27 EST 11 April, 2010
  5. Symbol for vote Weak for I'm no metalhead, but that's a great 'shop. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:43, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
  6. Fogainst. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:01, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves ass... :P PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 11:18, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 20:07, Apr. 26, 2010
  9. Symbol for vote For. Teehee. *shifty eyes* - Athyria 03:52, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote For. Loneshark8301990 21:25 , June 9, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote For. I don't like the picture, I mean it'll never hang on my wall, but it's a comvincing enough copy that I looked online to check that you hadn't just piked it from CC - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:04, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. Let's go with "I didn't laugh." Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 05:45, Apr 21 2010
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Not nearly graceless enough in its insult of religion. It needs gaymansex and defecation and naughty words and maybe a few neon penises. --Mn-z 03:34, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I'll go with Necro's reason alongside a couple of WTFs? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:09, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Cannibal Corpse can suk mah mutha fuckin dick what necropaxx said --Roman Dog Bird 07:14, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote No --Wilytank 15:55, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. As far as I can see, this only has any humour value (and then I still question how much) if you're familiar with the works of Cannibal Corpse. That's not exactly a large demographic there, is it? Most people won't get it, and even if they do, it's not actually that funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:40, Jun 4
  7. Symbol wtf vote WTF? Per above.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:05 (UTC)
  8. The album cover this is based on is... wow, very brilliant. I'm tempted to look for a poster of it. But didn't laugh (I did laugh at the original though... just, wow. Love it.) --nachlader 01:38, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
Yum. Reminds me very much of a bonding moment I had after my Grandmother's death. Al en chains 16:45 10 4 MMX

3 months, +4. Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:58, July 15, 2010 (UTC)


Zombiebaron.jpeg (history, logs)

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Zombiebaron

Zombiebaron

Image credit: Mtallmen 184
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Score: -3 Zombiebaron
Nomination: Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:48, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Zombiebaron --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:48, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaronfj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 23:21, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:02, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Zombiebaron. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:58, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 11:11, July 13 2010 UTC
  3. Modusoperandi. I never really got the hang of this. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:37, Jul 15
  4. <insert name here> ~Jewriken.GIF 12:44, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Kinda makes me wanna...make a stool! --Roman Dog Bird 18:31, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Zombiebaron I think I'm missing something here. --John Lydon 11:58, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote Zombiebaron - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 01:33,15July,2010

-3, zombiebaron. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:10, July 17, 2010 (UTC)


ALL YOUR FACE ARE BELONG TO WEEGEE (history, logs)

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Allyourbaseweegee

It's a mixture of Weegee and his stare with the classic line from cats.

Image credit: I made this myself, on photoshop.
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Score: -5
Nomination: Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:07, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For.Nomination and for, well i think i did a good job on it...not really, but read the description, and it has never been done before for all i know! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:09, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote C-c-c-combo breaker! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:24 Jul 16 2010
  3. Symbol for vote Oh yeah! Food fight! When I see eight against two I'll jump in on the side of the two and grab a hunk of plywood. Come on, bring it on! And look what Happymonkey says, it's never been done before. I'll take the three guys on the left, Happymonkey, get those naysayers on the right, and EMC, go down the middle and kick some ass! Aleister 19:44 16 7
I want my cookie. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 21:54, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Are you like, 12 years old or something? --Roman Dog Bird 04:32, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Well im 14, got the highest grade in Cyber-Arts in my class, the majority of the class was on photoshop and no the class wasn't retarded. Apparently you can't read comments however. Plus the edge is PURPOSELY CHOPPY,i was trying to QUICKLY make it look realistic. Of course its not easy to rip half a guys face of in five minutes. But that's fine, apparently I'm only 12 and am on a site like this. You do know that the edge is uneven to try and represent the torn skin like in the game right? That's why there's that long line sticking out. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:50, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Has ANY relationship ever worked with YOU!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 05:26, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote LOLZ ALL YOUR BASE IS SO FUNNY I LUV IT I LAUGHED FEATURE FEATURE!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 05:30, July 16 2010 UTC
  3. Chodes this is a joke nom right? ~ Readmesoon 05:54, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. HAHAHAHAHAH no. Love, Ethine sig 
  5. Symbol against vote Nope An image without sexual undertones? That just can't be. --John Lydon 11:53, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. Badly done, and ohboy a collision of memes, wow. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:39, Jul 16
  7. Against. Massively shit. --nachlader 19:21, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Smite lightning "I you don't think it's dunny." - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 19:23,16July,2010
Comments

I AM AWARE THAT IT ISN'T PHOTOSHOPED WELL! I DID IT IN LIKE 5 MINUTES CAUSE I WAS IN A HURRY!

  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I won't vote against cause we've been friendly, but lemme explain why this wouldn't get featured here: a) Internet memes (outside of articles about them) are very cliched and looked down upon here. We generally like more high-brow humor here, or parodies of low-brow humor. b) Weegee and CATS aren't original concepts and have been done to death everywhere else on the internet, sorry. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:47, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
    Yes weegee and cats or common, but never weegee with cats. I mean i know the picture is badly done, but you don't think the concept is funny. I you don't think it's dunny, say it straight up and vote against, i don't mind. If you think it is funny then vote for it, who cares about "how its done around here". If it's funny, vote for, if its dumb, vote against, i really don't mind. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:31, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol comment vote Comment. Paizuri, "I won't vote against cause we've been friendly" is the worst thing you can say. Don't vote based on friendships.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 05:52, July 16 2010 UTC
    Well he's noobish and only 14, and I don't wanna discourage him from anything. Besides, this nom isn't going to make it anyway. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:05, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
    Hold on, helpme if you said you like it why did you vote against?...or were you being sarcastic. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:23, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
    I think you just answered your question quite nicely there. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:39, Jul 16
And guys look at the one below me, it's pointless and makes no sense, yet it has a higher score than me! Really? God i don't get this site sometimes...although, i think that's sort of the point of it :P --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:31, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
The one below you isn't trying to be taken seriously. It was nommed knowing fully well that it had no chance of passing. Plus, no memes. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 19:23,16July,2010

-5, rm. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:11, July 17, 2010 (UTC)


Michael Steele's got a mothereffin' glock y'all (history, logs)

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Michaelsteeleglock

Michael Steele introducing the Republican National Committee to his little friend.

Image credit: Thegovernmentkilledyourdog
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Score: -3 Mothereffin' Republicans
Nomination: - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 19:28,16July,2010
For Votes: 2
  1. Thinmint Nom/LOL - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 19:28,16July,2010
  2. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah mmm heheheheeheh --Roman Dog Bird 19:56, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. it's a man with a gun. --nachlader 20:06, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. ah ah ah, it's a black man with a gun, this bastard is racist! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 21:58, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Uhhhhh, no? The fact that you're pointing this out makes YOU the racist son. Sorry to break it to ya. I'd still laugh at this (for how lame it is) if it were a gook or a red man or some cracker such as myself. --Roman Dog Bird 05:22, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
    I was just kidding, but it would be more funny if it was some redneck screaming. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:08, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
    Wow. Way to be racist against white people. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 20:46,17July,2010
  3. Symbol against vote No way. Unfunny. Terrible photoediting. The fact that this is on VFP sucks.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 05:31, July 17 2010 UTC
  4. Symbol against vote Against. per HELPME --Wilytank 13:05, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. Why is the gun floating next to his hand? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 16:50, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:20, July 17, 2010 (UTC)


File:SurrealLesbians.png (history, logs)

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SurrealLesbians

You are looking at this image because an elite of regular Uncyclopedia users thought it would be funny to put it on the front page.

Image credit: Socky
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Score: -1.5 Unfanservice Crewmembers 300x1
Nomination: Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:10, 29 May 2010
For Votes: 14.5
  1. Ankh smite IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:10, 29 May 2010
  2. Symbol for vote Four tits are better than two     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:31, Sunday 30 May 2010  
  3. For Per Eugene. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 00:33, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For.Perfectly safe for work. Unless you have a boss with a foot fetish. Al sans chains 1:07 30 5 MMX
  5. Rbpolsen for For - I have independently come to the conclusion that this would be a worthwhile and in every sense appropriate addition to the Featured Images category, as well as the front page itself. Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 02:23, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Pacman Pacman. Fuck to the yes. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 05:25,30May,2010
  7. For MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:28, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  8. For. I'll actually look at the picture later. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:47 May 30 2010
  9. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Yesss Pelozurian (talk) 20:51, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
  10. For - The fact that it's a png and not a jpeg makes me harder than the girls pressing their breasts together. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 20:54, May. 30, 2010
  11. Symbol for vote For. All I can say is:N00b! O&E fan 13:24, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Who are you. --Roman Dog Bird 04:42, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote For. Now if only I could get my login to work... The preceding unsigned comment was added by 173.21.186.76 (talk • contribs)
  13. For--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 20:33, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  14. For-- Fuck the against fags. -- wobbly Ape (subtract) (Riot Porn) 18:38, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Symbol for vote For. but only for the tits :) Ervinutz 13:51, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 16
  1. Symbol against vote No tits. Hey guys, I'm going to Uncyclopedia to make an image of two girls that attract the straight men! lol it has no humor but it's sexy lol. It'll get featured for sure!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 01:27, May 30 2010 UTC
    Your vote sucks dingoes. You lol twice, and yet vote against it. You claim no tits, yet the four tits are pushed together just beyond the arms. You, sir, with your lol'ds echoing through the hallways of work and school. Al des chains 1:32 30 5 MMX
  2. Symbol against vote NO! Per HELPME. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 4:36 PM 5/30/10
  3. Baby chicken & Road Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica... (',:-{|> Ch00bakka the Awesome <|}-:,')
  4. Makes me laugh? No. Would like their phone number? Yes. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:15, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote This is what happens when I stop logging in I had to log in just to vote this down. --Nytrospawn 19:36, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. *sigh*. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:13, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Against. Per Modus. --ChiefjusticeXBox 10:15, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Against. Hi-friggin'-larious. No really, I'm rolling on the floor and everything. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:33, Jun 4
    This vote confuses me. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:34, 4 June 2010
    Betterer? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:42, Jun 4
    Sure. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:46, 4 June 2010
    Good. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:48, Jun 4
  9. Nah. I don't hate the idea, but not my thing. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:04, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  10. I could have made this with my DICK!!!! (what does that mean) --Roman Dog Bird 20:24, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Meh... it's not even well surrealised. *shifty eyes* - Athyria 03:41, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
    It should be seriallised, watching lesbians make out are for guys who are rubbish in bed (or just virgins, whatever). --nldr 17:11, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
    Actually, serialising it could be fun... *shifty eyes* - Athyria 21:10, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  12. sorry I never thought I'd vote against naked women, but the photo-editing is shoddy - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:20, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Meh. Per Jack mort. Loneshark8301990 17:32, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Symbol heart vote 0.1 against because it's not funny (Maybe add clown noses?)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:00 (UTC)
    ".1"? No such thing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:44, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Symbol against vote Against. Inadequately surreal. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:14, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  16. Symbol against vote Against. No nipples no vote. Sorry --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:20, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
I only like humor when it's right in front of me. Say, your face for instance. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:46, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
His face? That's not "ha ha" funny. It's not the other kind, either. It seems to be a new branch of funny; the kind that's neither funny because it's funny or funny because it's not funny. It's like watching a video with the Yakkity Sax tune dubbed over a loop of bunch of elderly paraplegics tumbling down the stairs. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:23, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

2 months, -1.5. Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:31, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

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