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Gotplatoon.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Gotplatoon

I has Platoon!

Image credit: Cajek. I made this without photoshop. Is it feature worthy? I doubt it, however it took for freaking ever to make and it's... kinda funny?
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination:   Le Cejak <-> 05:20, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 0
  1. I don't know how this place works. However, this is the only pic I've made that's any good. --  Le Cejak <-> 05:20, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Strong Against - "Is it feature worthy? I doubt it...". Cajek's words, not mine. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:42, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. Not in this state. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:56, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against --AAA! (AAAA) 08:24, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I'm seeing glitches in it around the title, but I don't have the tools to make it better! --  Le Cejak <-> 05:22, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Pffft, I'll abstain for now. --  Le Cejak <-> 05:31, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
    Reefer desk. Also, lemon zest. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:40, 6 November 2007 (UTC)


Cthead (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Cthead

CT!

Image credit: Jocke Pirat
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 CTs
Nomination: Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:53, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Brilliant. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:53, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Are you talking to me? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:13, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Are you talking to me? --Andorin Kato 04:53, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 06:06, November 11, 2007
  5. For not because I made it, but because I want to see where this goes, just as Jefferson with a Moustache. ~ Tophatsig 11/11/2007 @ 16:32
Against Votes: 8
  1. Yeah, no. --Algorithm 03:01, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Same old, same old...reason that is...this image...not so much...with the old...or the same...you know? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:51, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Delete --AAA! (AAAA) 08:21, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. Now that I know the sordid tale, behind it, not so much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:49, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against Said bad things about my mother. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:00, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  6. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:26, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
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  8. No     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   09:04, 13 November 2007 (UTC)  
Comments


I Can't Believe It's Not Communism (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
I Can't Believe It's Not Communism

...and Mao said, "Think McDonald's, but with fish heads and moldy rice."

Image credit: user:Serotonin deficient
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 little Red Book(s)
Nomination: Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:07, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Fore-ward, march! I'm Gung Ho for this little piece of evil. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:07, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. We already have one of these, no? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:11, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
    I don't know, do we? And if so, where? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:22, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
    Well, there's a spoof of a 'different' nature already on the Butter page...  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:50, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against - Zimmy, click this link. Oh, also, as per Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:47, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against. Zim is off his meds again, I think. Or, he's mixing them with alcohol. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:31, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   09:03, 13 November 2007 (UTC)  


The Voynich Manuscript (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Scriptsp7

Despite much speculation, the manuscript remains untranslated in its entirety, despite the attention of some of the most brilliant minds of our age.

Image credit: Me.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 (*10^999) votes.
Nomination: 79.185.84.116 17:32, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:51, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against - Zombiebaron, Chapter 12, Section R. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:20, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Nah. Sorry, just didn't really make me laugh. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:01, Nov 9
  3. Nope     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   09:04, 13 November 2007 (UTC)  
  4. Hell No Not funny at all. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:50, 14 November 2007 (UTC)


Gundam (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
IMG 004235

A proposed alternate promotional poster for the first Gundam anime, rejected because it did not have enough giant robots shown.

Image credit: Ryoske
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:05, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Against - Its well done (I assume, having not seen the source images), but its just a terribly obvious pun. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:13, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against - As much as I wanted to vote for this just to piss off ZB, I'm actually going to have vote against, as per ZB (ironically). --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~17:00, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against - No. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 06:37, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments


Zombie Clinton copy.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Zombie Clinton copy

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: 65.175.254.68 21:39, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Yup. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:59, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Mmmmhmmm --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:00, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Just a guess, but the title implies that pic of Zombie Hilary, which isn't original. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:23, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. Per the above. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:21, Nov 23
Comments
  1. rm, -4. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:34, 23 November 2007 (UTC)


Monster Truck Limo.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Monster Truck Limo

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Pier Snake 19:04, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Strong For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:35, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Not Original --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:07, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. Also, what? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:22, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:01, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. No. Not original, not funny. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:22, Nov 23
Comments
  1. rm, -3 :( -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:35, 23 November 2007 (UTC)


Jesus Tetris (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Jesus tetris2

God works in mysterious ways.

Image credit: Tripod2282
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Savior Bonuses
Nomination: Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~17:18, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Self-Nom and For. Much thanks to Al Gore Getting His Groove On for fixing this. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~17:18, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Heh. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:32, Nov 17
  3. Yes -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:30, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against - Not sure why the image doesn't appear on the VFP page, but I urge people to click this link before voting based on that fact. On anouther note, it doesn't make me laugh. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:37, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against Not funny. Ethereal 13:56, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Nah. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:57, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against, per ZB. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:57, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
  5. Nah -RAHB 06:49, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
  6. No There is to much Religion here as it is. --Signed by Elassint the Great Hi! 21:45, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Image fixed. Not sure why, but the image scaler sometimes fails when the new width isn't a simple fraction of the original. --Algorithm 07:46, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:38, 23 November 2007 (UTC)


Pig in cake.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Pig in cake

This is a pig jumping out of a cake.

Image credit: Found On http://www.animationlibrary.com/
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: 75.3.163.50 02:11, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Original images only, please. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:20, Nov 23
  2. And even if it was original it certainly isn't VFP material. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~02:34, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against, this is VFP right? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:40, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:42, 23 November 2007 (UTC)


Illegal aliens from outer space! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Illegalaliensfromouterspace

An unfortunate miscommunication lead to the original theater poster having a terrifying kitten rather than the planned terrifying Mexicalian. Errors on later posters include a basketball instead of the houses and a block of cheese instead of the text. All three posters are highly prized by collectors, with ones in mint condition fetching up to eight dollars at auction.

Image credit: Modusoperandi
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2 extraterrestrial kittens
Nomination: AAA! (AAAA) 05:53, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13
  1. Nom & For - This is the best image I've seen all day, and I don't see many images (caption credit goes to MO). --AAA! (AAAA) 05:53, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:55, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. There's a funny story behind this pic. I'll tell you what it is as soon as I make it up. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:08, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. What's great about this pic is that it's well-done and surreal enough to be funny.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:14, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  5. Si. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:26, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. That is one terrifying kitten. RabbiTechno 13:00, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:08, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  8. Mega-for. I liked it in the article, I like it even better when it's alone.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:23 Oct 11, 2007
  9. Ultra-Strong Support - this is pure hilarity--Sir Manforman CUN 21:35, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  10. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  11. Miau---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 06:38, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
  12. For Azu 16:55, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
  13. 4, found it pretty funny, context or no. MO himself said it best: "a enormous sombrero'd kitten poised to crush the cookie-cutter hell of suburbia". Just look at the dichotomy of the image. Oh, and MO made a grammar mistake. FIX IT OR BE...I dunno...something bad... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:39, Oct 26
  14. For--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 01:32, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11
  1. Against. The article is good, and it's still a good chop, but it just doesn't stand alone as a picture outside the context. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:28, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. As if anybody seriously expected me to vote for a text-based joke. Also, the text-based joke isn't even very funny without the added text of its article. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:46, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against Its good, but not that good --Nytrospawn 02:26, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against Yeah, outside the page context, yadda yadda. -RAHB 20:08, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against Don't find it funny at all. Ethereal 04:28, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
  6. Against; sorry. --Algorithm 22:01, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
  7. Against. I've had enough of cats on the internets. ~ Tophatsig 29/10/2007 @ 22:56
  8. (p'_')p --Blah Blah Blah 05:44, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  9. Against I didn't find this one funny at all. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:39, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  10. Gato es no Mexicano. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:26, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  11. Nope     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   09:05, 13 November 2007 (UTC)  
Comments
  • Changing vote to abstain. I'm really unsure whether this is funny outside the context of its page, but I'm too close to see the kitteny forest for the equally kitteny trees. I must admit, however, that an enormous sombrero'd kitten poised to crush the cookie-cutter hell of suburbia is adorable. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:47, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • I almost want to vote For on this, just one thing, make the background gray scale so it looks like some cheesy old horror flick, [1]. (I suggest you watch it, its quite hilarious in it's stupidity) --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 01:57, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
    Ponder.... Hmm. The suburbs are already terrifying with a regular blue sky with puffy clouds. No, I like it as is. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:09, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
  • rm, Darwin Rule -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:45, 23 November 2007 (UTC)


Linux proves to be a dangerous OS for the wild life (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Linux badger

You all thought that Windows was a menace? You thought wrong! Every time you install Linux, an innocent badger bites the dust. Or whatever it is they like to bite. Stop the madness! Stop using Linux!

Image credit: Asahatter
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 dead badgers
Nomination: ~Jewriken.GIF 12:47, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. N+F. While the article in question was killed for plagiarisms, the picture still has a weird...charm to it? Vote! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:47, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Sort of makes sense if you squint your eyes, read the caption, and hit yourself over the head with a rasp. Sort of. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:11, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against, too much busy, to little Zombiebaron laughing. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:08, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against First of all, like the giraffe image I hate so much, the blood takes the image's quality down to kindergarten. Other than that, it really has no comedic value on its own. -RAHB 22:08, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Not so much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:52, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against Sorry, this one didn't work for me. --THE 15:05, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against. I just threw up a little. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~00:31, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:39, 27 November 2007 (UTC)


UnNews Sunday Magazine, delivered to your door by the crack of noon every Sunday! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
UnNewsSundayMagv2

Are magazines filled with news about real people, places and things, burning you out? Try UnNews Sunday Magazine; now with 94% less real news about those very things! Available on newstands today! Get your copy now! Excitement! I get paid by the word!

Image credit: Prettiestpretty
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2
Nomination: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:48, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. For. It has text. Text that amuses me. I am, in other words, amused. Also, there's a pic of an old guy. I hope I didn't give too much away. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:48, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. for It's UnNews, funny, and featureable! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:02, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Hahhahahaha --THE 15:03, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. I am not beneath voting for myself Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:09, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:03, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  6. Give the pretty her own magazine!~Jewriken.GIF 07:53, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
  7. For - Additional generic approval comment. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~00:29, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against - Sorry to sound like a certain undead member of British nobility, but I think more than just the text should be funny. Also, the text isn't that funny. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:49, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against I agree with Cs so much, it isn't even funny. Neither is this image. -RAHB 07:15, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Meh -Zyrac 21:02, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. Neh --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:45, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
  5. Oh shit, I can't think of anything witty that applies to this situation, as Cs1987 hath already stolen my usual line...uhh...errr...Cs1987. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:36, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Comment I've asked Modus to pull this nom. Evidently its pretty bad when Zombiebaron can't think of anything bitchie to say about it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:30, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

  1. rm, as per above comment -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:50, 27 November 2007 (UTC)


Holocausttycoon.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Holocausttycoon

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: 64.230.4.214 13:56, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. No. -Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~16:05, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. No.--Æ 16:06, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  3. Nein -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:49, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:51, 19 December 2007 (UTC)


Monsters Food Pyramid (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
MonstersFoodPyramid

Make sure to eat from all 5 groups!

Image credit: Dallasallad 22:18, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Dallasallad 22:18, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Against - As per the nom. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:55, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against - Ugliness. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:52, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
  3. The grue's trying to hug me. Boomer_New_Years.png Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 01:05, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:55, 27 December 2007 (UTC)


You've Got Mail! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Gotmailplatoon

A typical 1990s romantic comedy, Platoon introduced viewers to the concept of "electronic-mail" in the setting of the Vietnam War.

Image credit: Gerrycheevers
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 romances blossomed during armed conflict
Nomination:   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 28) 16:59 16:59, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Gerrycheevers ha! I love it!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 28) 16:59
  2. For--Æ 21:37, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:02, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  4. Fore! YOU'VE GOT A HOLE IN ONE! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 23:17, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. For. Well, I thought it was funny. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:01, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. For Once more, I fail to see what's funny about this. -RAHB 21:50, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. A well done 'chop, but without the article, it's just not funny. (Yes, I know that slightly contradicts my weak self-for on the Red Baron image elsewhere, but that's why it was weak!) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:10, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against The quality of the photoshopping could be a little better with regard to the lettering; also, this kind of anachronism doesn't quite hit my funny bone in the right spot. As Under user said, this image needs the article text in order to make complete sense. Pentium5dot1 02:42, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. The quality of the images has much, much improved since it was last up here. Too bad it still isn't funny. (gee, that sounded awfully cold) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:43, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. Meh, can't see what's funny here --Druss 09:19, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against, regrettably...the 'chop is good but the laughter is mute.--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 14:26, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against as per Under User. A good chop but doesn't really stand on it's own as being funny. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:45, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote Against. sorry, but its funny only within the article Finnius.png
  9. Symbol against vote Against. - As above really BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jan 6, 11:49
Comments
  • When I said that the quality could be better, I was probably looking at the same version of the image as Thekillerfroggy, so I need to explain in more detail: The letters U and G obviously look thinner than the rest of the letters, and their inside edges look a little ragged. I don't think it makes sense to treat them as dogtags with the chains hanging off of them; that only works well for the letter O. Also, an apostrophe is missing. --Pentium5dot1 06:25, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  1. -4, rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:15, 8 January 2008 (UTC)


DO NOT RESIST US (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
UncycBorg

WE ARE UNCYCLOPEDIA. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5 Assimilations
Nomination: ~Jewriken.GIF 13:19, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. N+F. And guess what? It's not text base! Hurrrah! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:19, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. For, the guy that made this must be supercool. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:18, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  3. For because I feel bad about FlyAKike. Ж Kalir where's my house? 01:11, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  5. For that is so cool --J.R. "Bob" Dobbs 02:12, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  6. For -Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:25, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. I like this especialy sence we did this to a wiki that was copying us.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 01:55, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  8. For MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:54, Dec 27
  9. Symbol for vote For. - Heh, nice BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jan 6, 11:52
Against Votes: 13
  1. Against. Not a bad image per se, but a) it didn't make me laugh and b) I can think of several more appropriate corporate logos for a Borg ship. Sorry. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:32, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Nah... didn't make me laugh, really.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:45 Dec 08, 2007
  3. Against - Text based Joke--Æ 00:47, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against. A Borgish potato, perhaps. A sophia painted on the side of a cube, not so much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:02, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against. I don't want to have to watch Star Trek to get a joke. Incidentally, I still got it, but I had to read the caption first. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:07, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  6. Neg Doesnt look all that great for the front page --Nytrospawn 04:03, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  7. Against as per Modus. Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:41, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  8. Against This isn't clever and it isn't even hard to make. -Vcelloho 03:32, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
  9. against I thought I voted against this already. Anyways, as per Modus. -RAHB 21:51, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  10. Against. Per RAHB. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:14, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
  11. Yay. What Modus said. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png 30px-Sucrose_b.gif WH 13:58, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  12. Against...sorry to be a Negative Nancy. Just not ha-ha-funny--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 14:29, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  13. No blank stare... maybe im just not nerdy enough to get it --Moneke 04:42, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Abstain as IMHO the image is better than all the other images on VFP, but also as per Codeine and AE

  1. rm, -5 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:16, 8 January 2008 (UTC)


Osama Loves Putinjugend (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Osama moscow

As you can see on this snapshot made by Pentagon's satellite camera, Osama bin Laden is regular guest of Moscow. Usually he comes in the very beginning of September to meet some old friends, recover health and get some inspiration for next great works. On the picture Osama giving candies to activists of Putinjugend.

Image credit: Dec3dec 16:55, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Dec3dec 16:55, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against.--Æ 16:55, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. No -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:19, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. against -RAHB 06:14, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:52, 8 January 2008 (UTC)


CondomModel.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
CondomModel

Funny guide to putting on a condom

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: RizcoTalk 19:26, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. RizcoTalk
Against Votes: 4
  1. Strong Against - I'd remove it right here. But I'm too nice of a guy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:18, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against -RAHB 06:15, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. penispenispenis --BurekSP 19:33, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Can we please get rid of this? Please? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:53, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:34, 9 January 2008 (UTC)


iToast (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
IToast

The best home appliance and computer accessory this season, the Apple iToast is scheduled to replace the Apple AirPort late this year. It was originally only supposed to be a router, but it overheated so much that Apple employees started using it to make toast with it when they arrived in the morning. Though this practice was looked down upon by Steve Jobs, he soon realized that combining an extremely popular kitchen appliance with amazing internet technology would lead to a huge amount of sales. He was correct, and some people only use the iToast to make their morning meal, and don't care about the wireless part, mainly because it's the best looking toaster on the market!

Image credit: P2justin
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5 Toasters Attempting to Connect to Uncyclopedia...
Nomination: P2justin 16:55, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Well of course I'm for it, because I made it... P2justin 21:23, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote Against. The image makes no sense whatsoever on its own, and the joke (which I got after reading an entire paragraph of caption) is not really that funny to begin with.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:11 Jan 09, 2008
  2. Against As per DrS. It is well done, and I admit I laughed at reading the paragraph, but we're featuring images, not paragraphs. -RAHB 02:15, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against Not iEverything can be made funny by adding an Applesque lowercase "i" to the front. iSn't that right, everyone? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:45, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. iAgainst, just to be contrary. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:22, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. meh Finnius.png
  6. Against, Because I just had to show how much I dislike this image before removing it from VFP. Yeah, I'm a nice guy. I know. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:28, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -5 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:29, 11 January 2008 (UTC)


Chicken Drumsticks (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
ChickenDrumsticks

A modern drummer, demonstrating the correct utilization of Drumsticks. For diversity, he has decided to use one extra crispy, and one original recipe.

Image credit: RAHB
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 funkmeisters with poultry
Nomination: THINKER 02:18, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Dig RAHB brought this to my attention and I liked it, so I nommed it. Simple as pie. Or in this case, chicken. --THINKER 02:18, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. S-For You know, those crispy ones really do give you a nice, sharp sound. Doug Clifford's stick of choice you know, though he has been known to use Honey BBQ. -RAHB 02:22, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. For Because I'm hungry. - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 02:29, Jan 10
  4. For The physics have been beautifully executed.Masterd 08:03, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. Fro Though it's also possibly to play with live chickens. The squawking adds an interesting percussive effect. --THE 22:46, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Ginst. I don't know what it is, but something about this image really bugs me. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:23, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. meh. Finnius.png
  3. Against The drumsticks are too obviously photoshopped. --Zyrac 21:18, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Per Zyrac. It's a good idea, but the chopping needs work. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:50, Jan 10
  5. Against - There's two things. The first, is that the drumsticks are to light. The stand out. Try using that "darker" tool thingy. Also, while you're at it, you might want to come up with an idea that makes me laugh. Sure, this is a great idea. Hell, I acctaully did this once at some kid's birthday when I was 7. But that's a different story. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:34, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
    Suggestions noted. There's also the matter that the positioning of the crispy one in relativity to his fingers is really starting to bug me. I was planning on working on this a bit more before Thinker nommed it anyways. I'll get to it.....whenever. -RAHB 00:41, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
    Oh yeah, blame it on me. >:( --THINKER 03:14, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
    What, you mean there are other people I can blame things on? Shit! I've been blaming everything on you all these years. You owe me a lot of money in gambling dues. -RAHB 03:42, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. Sorry, I'm with ZB on this one. The drumsticks are too strikingly eminent. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:43, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against I'm on a diet, and I don't need Uncyclopedia shoving chicken down my throat. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 03:02, Jan. 11, 2008
  8. Against. Although if the sticks are darkened to fit in and the positioning is tweaked, I'm likely to change this vote. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:19, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm, -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:24, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
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