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Ocean's Twelveoleen (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Oleen

After running out of numbers to use, Village Roadshow decided to invent their own numbers, to embrace and promote the rise of new math

Image credit: Gert5
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 times twelve (just kidding :0)
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:17, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Slefon+Fort Caption needs fixin'. Suggestions? Because it's too late for the Reefin' Desk. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:17, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For Made me laugh, so what if it's text based, it is amusing. - I live in your eyes 18:03, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Texty For. [definitely not you]??? 02:23 October 25
Against Votes: 6
  1. Text-based, and not that humorous of a text-based image at that. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:23, Oct 21 2009
  2. Against. Per Necropaxx. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:02, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. Per t'above. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:39, Oct 22
  4. Against. Per below. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:47, 24 Oct
  5. Symbol against vote Against. per above, and the infinite loop that will create. --Mn-z 17:34, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  6. Smite lightning Nope Firstly for the stuff at the bottom not having been changed. Secondly for the lack of funny. Pup 10:53, 28/10/2009
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:48, October 30, 2009 (UTC)


What a Joke (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Encyclopediadramatica

What a joke

Image credit: Encyclopedia Dramatica
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Jokers
Nomination: Shitaku 10:51, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. N+F Shitaku 10:51, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. "Take that, Encyclopedia Dramatica. We think you suck so bad that we're going to feature you on our mainpage! That'll teach you to do whateveritis you do!" Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:38, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Texty McText-based. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:15, Nov 4 2009
  3. Haha, oh man, L-O-L. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:02, Nov 4
  4. Penis --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:55, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:02, November 5, 2009 (UTC)


Playing BSOD for Dummies (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Bsodfd

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Hellyea 16:56, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Nah. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:29, Nov 5
  2. against. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:15, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. Do I even need to say why? --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:17, Nov 5
  4. Why. Yeah, I said it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 04:38, Nov 6 2009
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:13, November 6, 2009 (UTC)


Suyt3.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Suyt3

More and more streets are blocked off due to protests in the capitol.

Image credit: from UnNews:US Capitol gripped by Riots, Lactose Intolerance, and Protestantism
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 satisfied customer(s)
Nomination: H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 00:48, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Self Nom + For. Simple, yet to the point. — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 00:57, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Let it be PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:22, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Ankh smite Bless. Since HP is back. in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:47 November 4
Against Votes: 6
  1. Rbpolsen against /B/ — Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 07:59, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  2. against. what? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:10, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
    /b/ -- Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 02:55, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Not feeling it. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:13, Nov 7
  4. Okay It's a banner in the middle of the road. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:30, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  5. lolwut? Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 05:44, Nov 10 2009
  6. Not satisfied. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:36, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:57, November 12, 2009 (UTC)


Mohammedlickingcock.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Mohammedlickingcock

This image is an accurate depiction of Mohammed licking a cock. Isn't he adorable?

Image credit: Modusoperandi
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1
Nomination: Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:17, 13 November 2009
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom+For. It's funny. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:17, 13 November 2009
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Invalid nom, not original. From the Rules of VFP: Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:19, November 13, 2009 (UTC)


Clipdude.PNG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Clipdude

lolololololololol

Image credit: TLB, UnIdiot, lack of teacher supervision during computer lab time
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 things I'd like to do
Nomination:
For Votes: 7
  1. I just realized that I was wrong about nothing I've done ever being on VFP. UnIdiot and I co-imaged this last year, if I recall. Partial self-nom and for. Cheap, stupid easy to make, but funny. The last one is the important one. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:48, Nov 5
  2. For. Yes. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 06:57, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  3. 4 votes for yes. yes yes yes yes --Tyypo 15:45, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Tak PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 19:26, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Ankh smite Oh Hels Yeah It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 23:18,6November,2009
  6. Ankh smite Bless. Cos I know for sure that this was nommed before. in rememberanz of all teh siggies 07:09 November 9
  7. Still makes me laugh. And that's the important bit I'm told. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:40, 14 Nov
Against Votes: 10
  1. Against. I've never been a fan of mature, cerebral humour. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:14, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Yeahnah. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:38, Nov 7 2009
  3. hahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhhahahhahahahhahahaahhaaaahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhahahahhahahahah no --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:33, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  4. No. Terrible image quality and a dumb joke. --Andorin Kato 07:13, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  5. I'm with DJ Irreverent     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:48, Tuesday 10 November 2009  
  6. Against -- Also, penis. 05:48, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Rbpolsen against Against — Avec DJ Irreverent. I found this image stupid then and I like it even less now. Besides, does this really count as original? All you have to do is open up Word 2003, click on Clippit, and type "Ur Mum LOL". In short, I think this image goes against much of what we stand for. Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 21:32, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
  8. This again? Well, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 22:44, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
  9. Against per above. --Mn-z 17:00, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  10. Symbol against vote Against. as per Andorin K. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:22, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:33, November 20, 2009 (UTC)


Osama bin bean (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Osama bin bean

Most wanted

Image credit: User:Hally3007
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1
Nomination: WiMu 16:40, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. LMAO --WiMu 16:40, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Invalid nomination image not original. I have it on my harddrive, and its last modified date is 2003. --Mn-z 05:48, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
    Invalid nom. Mnbvcxz seems to be correct. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:20, December 1, 2009 (UTC)


The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Lumberjack Drownings

The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine (when hundreds of lumberjacks driven mad by "the call of the city" threw themselves in the frigid Lake Superior) were a devastating blow to Canada's logging industry, prompting the Canadian government to begin enforcing rations of yule logs, beer, bear traps, cheaply-made moose heads and maple syrup in order to make up the deficit.

Image credit: Necropaxx
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 people who will NEVER forget
Nomination: Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 13:37, Oct 28 2009
For Votes: 7
  1. Self Nom + For. Made this for a PLS article. Colin said he liked it, so I tuned it up at Reefer Desk and brought it here. Yay! Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 13:37, Oct 28 2009
  2. for. i like it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:00, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. --Docile hippopotamus 22:37, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For dat's kool! PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 00:14, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Definitely. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:18, 1 November 2009
  6. For in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:50 November 4
  7. For. If there's one thing I like more than a whore, it's a whore named Necropaxx. That, and I fucking love this image. It makes me giggle. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 06:24, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Sorry Necro - this image actually annoyed me when I read the article, and I don't think it really has weight on it's own merit to hold VFP. Pup
  2. Is that base image from Finding Nemo? regardless, I didn't laugh and didn't really get it so against.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:09 2 November 2009
  3. Against. Sorry dude, but there are a few issues I have with this, the fact that they don't look like they're drowning being the main one. And as an image, it doesn't make me laugh. And if you need a caption that long to support it, it's not working. Pretty well done, but not getting the chuckles needed for a vote. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:29, Nov 3
  4. Against -- Also, penis. 06:19, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. per UU. --Mn-z 17:06, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:14, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment @ Orian: About the base image? I have no idea. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 14:12, Nov 2 2009

Over a month, +2, failed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:51, December 4, 2009 (UTC)


Demonstration against equals sign's hegemony (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Kontrmanifestacja

In a world dominated by demonstrations for equality, manifestations against equality and for other signs are becoming increasingly more common.

Image credit: Pippo
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2
Nomination: Pippo 00:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. SN+FPippo 00:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  2. lol ;p PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 00:16, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Yes. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 13:02, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  4. >=For.--Puffskein 21:39, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 01:05, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  6. It got a laugh out of me. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:11, 3 November 2009
  7. > = 09:48, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Sir Roger 00:39, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. --Andorin Kato 03:16, Dec. 4, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. against. erm, what? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:41, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Nah. The caption got a 'heh' out of me, but it this day and age a mere 'heh' just won't cut it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 05:54, Nov 2 2009
  3. Rbpolsen against Per Above — Just not feature material, sorry. Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 08:00, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. Doesn't work at all without the caption, and isn't that funny with the caption. It's OK, but no great shakes. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:24, Nov 3
  5. Per UU. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:14, Nov 7
  6. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 17:05, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Against. per above Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:25, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

A month, +2, failed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:53, December 4, 2009 (UTC)


Adorable dude (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
MO adorabl

One could easily see that this person is extremely adorable.

Image credit: Ceridwyn
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 adorable users
Nomination: Invincibleflamegruemaster 06:31, Nov 24 2009
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For. The image can be found on many pages, and I made a template which uses the image. Besides, the image is funny. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 06:31, Nov 24 2009
Against Votes: 4
  1. This was already featured. On VFH. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 06:42, Nov 24 2009
    Then it was featured by a different process. Besides, the image page doesn't have the featured template or symbol or anything feature-related other than the VFP template on it. So, technically, it ain't featured. Sorry, but it can still be featured. And VFH is for articles, not images. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 07:04, Nov 24 2009
    And it wasn't already featured. The pretty much unchopped version was, by an ebullient rebel of an admin. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:25, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
    That would explain some things. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 02:55, Nov 26 2009
    You'd think so, but no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:34, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Text based --Mn-z 02:41, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
  3. N ty. --Andorin Kato 03:15, Dec. 4, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Just not amusing. And it relies on text for the joke. Whoremonal 23:58, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Comment I miss Ceridwyn, but I just can't vote for it, as it's too awesome, and I can't vote against it, as the background pic is also too awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:53, November 24, 2009 (UTC)


Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:12, December 5, 2009 (UTC)


Leaving Message (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
LeavingMessage

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1
Nomination: WaffleBoi 09:22, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
Against Votes: 2
  • Not original. --Andorin Kato 09:51, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Against text based. --Mn-z 17:49, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Funny Leaving Message

  • RM, unoriginal -RAHB 05:48, December 5, 2009 (UTC)


spermMan.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
SpermMan

A Sperm Man, ON A KIDS GAME

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Retarded Block People
Nomination: WaffleBoi 20:12, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. sn+f WaffleBoi 20:12, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Er... -RAHB 05:46, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Shit that isn't funny. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:38, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  3. HAHAHA! No. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:44, 5 December 2009
  4. Symbol against vote LOL wut? Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 21:56, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:00, December 6, 2009 (UTC)


Uncyclo-tan as a Pirate (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Uncyclo-tan pirateUniform

Uncylo-tan in the vestments of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Image credit: SunnyChow
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 pirated mascots
Nomination: Mn-z 20:28, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. nom + 4 cute. --Mn-z 20:28, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Anyone who votes against this is perfectly normal and not suspicious in any way. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:16, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. There are too many reasons why I can't resist voting for this. User:KneeChee27/sig2 03:06, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For per Syndrome, KneeChee and even Mnbvcxz (partially). Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:40, 27 November 2009
Against Votes: 7
  1. It's a manga drawing. Of what is supposed to be Uncyclopedia in abnormally busty schoolgirl form. Ha. Haha. Ha. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 08:57, Nov 22 2009
  2. what the fuck is this shit. --Roman Dog Bird 03:48, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Per RDB MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:14, Nov 26
  4. Manga sucks and so do people who enjoy it. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:12, Nov 27
    Oh, fuck. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 01:37, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against. You people are weird. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:08, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  6. No. Because these cute manga things are just not funny. the explanation in the comments below doesn't make it funny either. As with all of these, it's well done, but not funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:21, Dec 2
  7. Symbol against vote Against. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 22:01, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • I would like to mention that there is a message inside this picture. What Uncyclo-tan is wearing is a school uniform in Japan and her decorations are suggested in Pastafraism. Therefore she is actually resisting school rules for religious reason. And it extends the topic to Religious Freedom. What does Religious Freedom include? Can I create a religion withs odd dogmas to support my odd behavior?--SunnyChow 03:54, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:13, December 6, 2009 (UTC)


Feautured.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Featured

ORLY?

Image credit: Nonymous
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: WaffleBoi 10:21, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. n+f ORLY? WaffleBoi 10:21, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. text based. --Mn-z 15:46, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  2. In-joke. And not a very good one. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:10, 8 December 2009
  3. Against. No. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:20, Dec 9
  4. Symbol against vote HAHAHA No. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:17, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:55, December 10, 2009 (UTC)


Racist! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Racist1

This popular political cartoon criticizes racism: the act of discriminating against those not of the human race.

Image credit: CheddarBBQ
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 racist assholes
Nomination: It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 22:37,24November,2009 22:37, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Ankh smite Self-nom and Bless Thought I'd try this. I liked my work on it. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 22:37,24November,2009
  2. Symbol for vote For. per above. --Mn-z 02:42, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Sure. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:29, 28 November 2009
  4. Sure. zhelel 12:42 December 2
Against Votes: 7
  1. Per the abstainers, but with conviction, dammit! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:42, Dec 2
  2. Against. Offensive to dogs. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:55, 2 Dec
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Not that funny. Meh indeed. And isn't the punch text-based? Maybe that's too quibbley, but still not funny enough.Whoremonal 23:55, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against -RAHB 05:53, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  5. That dude's been snorting too much blow. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 22:22, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 08:28, Dec. 6, 2009
  7. Against. Not that funny. Texty. Yadda yadda. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:43, Dec 9
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:00, December 10, 2009 (UTC)


Bnp wheel.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Bnp wheel

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2
Nomination: Myocardialinfarction 22:39, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. I'm amazed this hasn't been FP before. Superb. Myocardialinfarction 22:39, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. if it's not disqualified. If it is, then I didn't vote. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:11, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • originality questioning its similar, it looks like only the text was changed. I'm not sure that would invalidate it though. --Mn-z 05:38, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'm gonna say, invalid nom, not original. The text is technically original, but since it's the same text as the original, but with the newspeak replaced with roughly the same thing in english, it's beyond derivative. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:52, December 12, 2009 (UTC)


Monabeanhalffinished.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Monabeanhalffinished

Image credit: NeoZidane
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Killer_3.14 16:29, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. n+f Killer_3.14 16:29, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. So that's an image that's been around for ages, with some of it removed with the eraser tool? Yeah, that's seconds of thought and effort right there. Plus, it doesn't make it funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:36, Dec 14
  2. Obvious against --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:47, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  3. What he said--   pi kills  
  4. Symbol against vote Against.Ellemonopy 03:21, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Limited originality a simple google search shows that the base is unoriginal. The whitespace appears to be original, so this may or may be invalid. --Mn-z 22:06, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:10, December 18, 2009 (UTC)


Gillysnooker.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Gillysnooker

Adam Gilchrist hits a century

Image credit: User:Hindleyite
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 who would get dismissed for a golden duck
Nomination: PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 20:11, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 20:11, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.. Like it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:00, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.. User:Shitaku/sig
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote Against. First you had to explain the joke for me to get it. Second it looks a little blurry at his waist. And third the guy isn't casting a shadow.Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 06:47, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Everything that guy above me said, plus that fact that it isn't funny. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:26, 12 Dec
  3. Against per aboves. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:13, Dec 13 2009
  4. Against wtf, and not in an a good way. --Mn-z 22:07, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against. Even for those who know both sports well enough to get the "joke", (like me) it's not particularly funny - certainly not out of the context of the article. Secondly, it's not that well done - per what's been said above. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Under user (talk • contribs)
  6. Against. Gilli lost his legs! Not funny anyway. --Tyypo 11:23, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Just a bit of explanation: in games of snooker and cricket there are "centuries" which is 100 points scored by a player. Adam Gilchrist is Australian wicket-keeper and obviously he has to play as a batsman, he would get century (100 pts.) there. And here he is shown playing snooker where he also would be able to hit a century ;p PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 20:15, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

BTW, That's NOT MY PICTURE; I just like it ;) Maybe somebody could fix it? I'm photoshop-noob. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:55, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, December 18, 2009 (UTC)


Epic-fail-kosher-fail.jpg (history, logs)

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Epic-fail-kosher-fail

Kosher Ham for Chanukah - and who is going to say now that Jews are not changing their oldest traditions!?

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Score: 1 that have eaten Kosher ham at the McDonald's
Nomination: PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 14:22, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom and for This just ruined me! PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 14:22, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Invalid Nom since this image has a failblog.org watermark on it, I'm assuming its unoriginal. --Mn-z 19:31, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

rm per the obvious - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:56, Dec 24


Jsbach-bass.jpg (history, logs)

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Jsbach-bass

Bach started by playing bass, thus his trademark name Johann Se'bass'tion Bach

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Score: 4 That like to listen JSB (Jute Son of Bitch)
Nomination: PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 16:32, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 16:32, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 23:26, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote epic the-opposite-of-fail-whatever-that-is, ftw!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:37, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  4. lol --Roman Dog Bird 04:23, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Original or not, it's cool SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 11:58 • Friday, 25-12-2009
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote EPIC FAIL! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 22, 22:23
Comments

thats not my image but it's cool

  • I have doubts about the originality of this...I'm pretty sure I've seen it elsewhere online. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 06:57, Dec 25
    My guess is not original, but I asked Todd on his userpage thingy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:29, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
    Also, the image was uploaded with a fair user by an experienced user, so it would be safe to assume its unoriginal if Todd can't be contacted. --Mn-z 02:58, December 26, 2009 (UTC)

Um. Yeah. "Copywrong" means it isn't original. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:51, December 26, 2009 (UTC)


Newt Poster (history, logs)

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Newt Poster

sadly, that somewhere is uncyclopedia

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Score: -3 inside jokes
Nomination: Mn-z 17:21, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote nom + 4 Intentionally self-referential silliness, which I think works. --Mn-z 17:21, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.. I still don't know the inside jokes, but thought it was funny the first time I saw it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:14, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.--Killer_3.14 01:38, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. 1. Inside joke to the max - as in quite a few regular users probably won't get this. And not all those who do will like it. 2. Self-referential silliness? No - it's just a private joke between a few users. And not a very good one, from where I stand. Which brings me to: 3. Not even remotely funny to me. 4. Extreme textiness. 5. No. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:17, Dec 9
    You forgot 6. Profit! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:23, 9 December 2009
    No. No, I didn't. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:37, Dec 9
    Oh. My mistake. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:54, 9 December 2009
  2. NO NO NO NO Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 10:00, Dec 11 2009
  3. Symbol against vote WOW ITS FUCKING RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 06:44, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Not even close. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:03, Dec 24
  5. Against Isn't it a ripoff of this?? Mulehunter 21:30, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  6. DAH! - This sucks. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:36, Dec. 30, 2009
Comments
  • I hope she made lots'a spaghetti. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:01, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Its supposed to be an example of how something mind numbingly retarded, disturbing, & random can turn into something funny if its familiar enough. The joke isn't the in-joke per say, its that its an in-joke. Of course, I can understand the against vote(s). --Mn-z 19:52, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • What part of that is suppost to be the joke? I'm Confused--Tyypo 11:25, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:26, December 31, 2009 (UTC)


Pubic hair.png (history, logs)

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Pubic hair

The explanation why God Hates Australia - the map of Tasmania. Don't even look at it!

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Score: -4 People who love Tasmania
Nomination: PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 16:17, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Za! PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 16:17, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote Uh.. I'm just going to go with text-based. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:12, Jan. 2, 2010
  2. Symbol against vote Nay It puts bad images in my mind Mulehunter 18:22, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  3. shudder Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 03:07, Jan 3 2010
  4. I've got a hardon, but I'm not laughing. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:09, Jan 3
  5. Against. It's a pretty well done illustration of a joke that's been around about as long as Australia. I think it may even first have been uttered by Captain Cook. --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:16, Jan 3
Comments

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:18, January 4, 2010 (UTC)


Credit Crunchies.PNG (history, logs)

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Credit Crunhies

Gordon Browns New Cerials

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Score: -3 Nommers
Nomination: WaffleBoi 10:16, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. WaffleBoi 10:16, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. WaffleBoi II 13:01, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against. Poor quality, text-based, and not funny. And did I mention the quality? Oh, and what the fuck is "ressesiony"? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:49, Jan 15
    You're a Tory, aren't you? Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 12:57, Jan 15 2010
  2. Against. What the Brit in the blue sig said - also, cerials. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 12:57, Jan 15 2010
  3. Against. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:35, 15 Jan
  4. Against. Ressesions are no joking matter. Ellemonopy 02:14, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against' Cerials are also not a joking matter. And also, lack of Quality --Mn-z 17:33, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:03, Jan 18


Captain Jackass! (history, logs)

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Captain jackass

Only smart people can understand the elegance of this image.

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Score: -3 avant-garde hipsters
Nomination:
For Votes: 2
  1. QAULITY! This work of art seamlessly incorporates several different genres and influences, from the fine paintings of Rembrandt to the artist's African roots. I have never seem an image sum up the human experience so succinctly. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:21, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. lolololololololololololololololol --Roman Dog Bird 22:07, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Pff. Everyone knows Rembrandt can't hold a candle to Monet. Get some real artwork here, pl0x. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 02:03, Jan 22 2010
  2. Against. Uh. Huh. Um. No. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:44, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Rbpolsen against Against — lolpoopybuttfacefartcumfaglawlhax Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 21:11, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  4. QAULITY! This work of art seamlessly incorporates several different genres and influences, from the fine paintings of Rembrandt to the artist's African roots. I have never seem an image sum up the human experience so succinctly. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:43, Jan 24
  5. {{{against}}} What is this shit?     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:53, Sunday 24 January 2010  
    IT'S FUCKIN' AWESOME THAT'S WHAT IT IS. --WHAT IT IS 02:56, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Best VFP nom for ages though. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:44, Jan 24

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:11, January 24, 2010 (UTC)


No Left Turn (history, logs)

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NoLeftTurn

A sign vandalised by a leftist. Ironically this will actually force the driver to turn right.

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Score: -4
Nomination: It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 01:55,31January,2010
For Votes: 2
  1. Ankh smite Nom+B I laughed. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 01:55,31January,2010
  2. Ankh smite Bless. Lol, I like it PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 13:07, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. Didn't make me laugh. :/ Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 05:59, Jan 31 2010
  2. Against. Has somewhat of a text-based motif. Oh, and it's not funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:32, Jan 31
  3. :S --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:27, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. Per UU. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:28, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Taxed-based --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:56, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Self-against As much as I appreciate it being nommed it was crafted specifically for an article and so doesn't stand on its own as an image. Sequence 11:28, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:32, February 4, 2010 (UTC)


Dangerous Minds (history, logs)

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Dangerous minds

You gunna tell me what this is all about?

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Score: -3.5 Bros before Hos
Nomination: Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 06:09, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. --Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 06:09, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4.5
  1. Against. You gunna tell me how this is original, modified, and/or funny? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:58, Feb 2
  2. Against. ^ Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:23, Feb 2 2010
  3. Against. Depends too much on the word behind her head. "Hamburger" would be stupider than "Hampster". Still not really funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 210.54.118.9 (talk • contribs)
  4. What --Roman Dog Bird 21:30, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Huh --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:51, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3.5. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:07, February 5, 2010 (UTC)


captainobvious12.jpg (history, logs)

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Captainobvious12

Insert image caption here

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Score: -5
Nomination: Nestorow 05:56, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. n+f Nestorow 05:56, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Captainobvious12 --Roman Dog Bird 06:11, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:30, 12 February 2010
  3. "This image is not funny." ~ Captain Obvious on this image. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 17:43, Feb 12 2010
  4. So Can you shop "Falcon" onto his name tag next? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:42, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:44, 13 Feb
  6. Against - Contrary to Necropaxx, I actually found this very funny. However, it's not worthy of feature. To text-based and inside jokish. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:18, Feb. 15, 2010
Comments

Rm, -5. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:40, February 15, 2010 (UTC)


InAWormhole (history, logs)

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InAWormhole

In A Wormhole. Notice how the wormhole "energy" flows over some of the images (cats and boy), and how it can be seen through the clear packaging containing the doll. Nice cats, by the way.

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Score: -4 objects whirling in a wormhole
Nomination: Aleister in Chains
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For Drunkenshark has many good self-created images on her userpage. This is a recent one, and imnho, posterworthy. Wormholes are painless, they bring on many changes. Aleister in Chains 21:29 9 Feb. MMX
  2. Symbol for vote For. Pippo 22:15, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. And the joke is? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:27, Feb 10
  2. wut Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 19:46, Feb 10 2010
  3. :7D --Roman Dog Bird 20:06, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
  4. <('_'<) (^'_'^) (>'_')> --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:18, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:43, 13 Feb
  6. Point of picture being..?. --Eugenepimenov 02:41, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
    It's pretty, it just looks good. What do you want, Laurel and Hardy throwing pies? Time to take this down and deep six it, but I still think its nice to look and if it was a poster it would sell to the college crowd. Aleister in Chains 3:12 15 Feb. MMX

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:42, February 15, 2010 (UTC)


Un-cyclo-pedia.png (history, logs)

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Un-cyclo-pedia

unCYCLOPedia - Saving the world from the propagation of one eyed monsters!

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Score: 3 people supporting the cause
Nomination: Pup
For Votes: 10
  1. Symbol for vote self-nom and for I couldn't resist the allure of this pun. Pup
  2. Incredibly stupid. I laughed out loud. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:08, Nov 12
  3. For. Although I think it would be better if it said unCYCLOPedia. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:21, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:12, Nov 26
  5. For. I think it's great. Whoremonal 18:46, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For I laugh--Killer_3.14 01:36, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For.Ellemonopy 06:35, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. It's amazing. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 10:11 December 23
  9. Symbol for vote For. On the first sight, I didn't get the joke due to my Polish-inflicted spelling of the "Uncyclopedia" word (Untzytzlophedya) :P PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 14:11, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote For. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:38, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. I like puns. I do! But this pun is... how do I say it gently... WEAK. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 22:19, Nov 9 2009
  2. Against not that funny and per above. --Mn-z 16:58, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. It needs the capion to be funny. (although its really bad) Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:17, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against - As per Grabass2005. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 08:30, Dec. 6, 2009
  5. poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 22:03, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  6. No Aren't you not allowed to have text-based jokes? --Shadowslayer 21:49, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Against. --Docile hippopotamus 03:32, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • to Colin Agreed. Improved. Ellemonopy 06:13, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

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