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Muslim Sisterhood Chess pieces.png

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Muslim Sisterhood Chess pieces

The world changes. So does chess.

Image credit: Ye Blacke Adder

Last edited by: Anton199 2014-12-12 16:33:43



CheckpointCharlieSign.png - 5 fugitive(s) ( 5 / 0 )

Checkpoint Charlie was the only Berlin Wall crossing point where the authorities used humour as a weapon against those who tried to cross it.

Image credit: ScottPat

Last edited by: ScottPat 2014-09-25 18:28:25


BNP rally.

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BNP rally.

Image credit: Digi

Last edited by: Anton199 2014-08-20 15:18:35


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BSoD box art

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Image credit: Uyabba

Last edited by: Anton199 2014-08-20 15:12:04



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The 21st century realist art left many masterpieces. The Gallery of World's Tableaux of Fame hosts many artworks from different parts of the world.

Image credit: 90s Kid21

Last edited by: TheWikiMan026 2014-07-05 10:27:46


Ken Dodd Strange Fruit

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Official album sleeve of Ken Dodd's classic Strange Fruit LP from 1939 has been digitally coloured for the pleasure of one's optical jellies.

Image credit: Sir Mac Boswell

Last edited by: ScottPat 2014-04-21 09:58:39


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Land of the Jews, based on promo poster for George A. Romero's film Land of the Dead.

Image credit: RabbiTechno

Last edited by: Romartus 2014-04-17 10:48:31


Thy Holy Discharge

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Delicious, according to Quakers.

Image credit: GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  09:24, February 7, 2014 (UTC)

Last edited by: Spike 2014-03-18 12:31:47



LEGOGiraffeCull.jpg - 6 total votes ( 6 / 0 )

Lego Noir

Image credit: ScottPat

Last edited by: Mimo&maxus 2014-03-08 14:50:45


John McEnroe Pong

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John McEnroe Pong

Add a funny caption here

Image credit: Pup

Last edited by: Romartus 2014-03-04 22:17:45


Photoshopped burning wind turbine

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Photoshopped burning wind turbine

Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process.

Image credit: Lantash

Last edited by: GEORGIEGIBBONS 2012-09-29 18:29:15


Entering Arizona

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Arizona sign

When passing from the wasteland of New Mexico into the wasteland of Arizona, certain devotional tasks are appropriate.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Mhaille

Last edited by: Zombiebaron 2012-07-07 16:24:04


The Loofahwaffe

TheLuffahwaffe.png - 7 total votes ( 8 / 1 )

Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Lyrithya

Last edited by: Aleister in Chains 2012-02-27 16:35:53


Truthful Vending Coffee Machine

Truthfulvendingmachine2.jpg - 8 cups of brown muck ( 12 / 4 )

The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.

Image credit: Modusoperandi

Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-01-15 21:13:38


Building rectangle

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Building rectangle animation 250px looped

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-09-25 08:27:17


The Toast Cat Diagram

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Cat toast

To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored.

Image credit: Xenonex

Last edited by: Andorin Kato 2011-08-13 22:01:26



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It's the Magazine for People™!

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio and Bizzeebeever

Last edited by: Oliphaunte 2011-07-30 18:48:04



MehHarmonyAd.jpg - 8 total votes ( 18 / 10 )

For those guys who just can't handle the truth, our new online dating service, mehHarmony, brings quick and un-satisfying results to even the most egomaniacal of men.

Image credit: Llama-Llover

Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-07-12 12:02:01


The Great Wave Off Fukushima

GreatWaveOffFukushima.png - 9 blow(s) by friendly tentacle monster and Mecha Kitty to vestiges of Imperial pride and common Japanese decency ( 10 / 1 )

Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan.

The Great Wave Off Fukushima. color woodcut. 1823,1930,2011-12. Part of The Thirty-six Glows From Plant Daichii series by 250 year old Ukiyo-e (and recently loli) artist Katsushika Hokusai.

The Great Wave of Fukushima is part of a groundbreaking new series of remastered prints that comprise the (evidently immortal) artist's comment on both the tragedy of the recent disaster at Fukushima and what he (not exactly a traditionalist himself in his younger days) believes "is representative of the cultural degradation, excess, and perverse fantasy of Japanese today - as well as some floating sushi".

Image credit: MeepStarLives

Last edited by: Magic man 2011-07-08 15:43:37


Ball pool

Ball pool.jpg - 9 Toys for George Bush ( 18 / 9 )
Ball pool

George W. Bush, shown searching for 'Iraqian' WMDs during playtime at the White House.

Image credit: Strange but untrue

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:56:53


Uncyclopedia is the Wurst

Uncyclopediawurst.jpg - 9.5 Sauerkraut Garni ( 12.5 / 3 )

Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes.

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:54:32


Grand Piano/Marshall Stack

Grandmarshall.jpg - 9 people gone deaf ( 14 / 5 )

In the realm of Heavy Classical music, nothing beats the simple sounds of the Grand Piano/Marshall Stack combo. In fact, so great is its prowess that Rock Guru Johann Sebastian Bach during his Bach in Black Tour proclaimed "it's what separates us from an Electric Light Orchestra."

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:42:56



LOLOMGWTFBBQ.gif - 9 total votes ( 17 / 8 )

Too... Many... In-Jokes...

Image credit: Smiddle

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:18:11



Targetsoldier.jpg - 9 total votes ( 11 / 2 )

“Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem.”

Image credit: Seeker

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:16:29


The Hook Headed Man

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The newest antagonist for horror movie fans to believe, The Hook Headed Man was conceived while watching Treasure Island on crack. In the movie, the way he came about is described as "A pirate who fell into radioactive sludge." It would have made him into the superhero "Arrr-man", but that was too close to a copyrighted character from Sesame Street, so this is the next-best thing the writers could come up with.

Image credit: Jocke Pirat

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:13:15


The Road Not Taken

TRNK2.jpg - 9.5 dead ends ( 18.5 / 9 )

Robert Frost has conveyed in a very detailed image about The Road Not Taken.

Image credit: Gneomi

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:02:43


The Actor

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The Actor

The Actor (L'acteur) is an original oil painting by Pablo Picasso. Apologies for the minor rip. Some clumsy buffoon tripped and fell onto the keyboard while it was being photoshopped.

Image credit: Picasso and Kip the Dip

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:36:30



Furry cabinet.jpg - 9.5 total votes ( 21 / 11.5 )
Furry cabinet

George Bush meets with his cabinet to discuss the new law thingy about cruelty to animals.

Image credit: Rei

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:35:09



Connect-the-dots.jpg - 9 total votes ( 21 / 12 )

A state planning committee map of Connecticut.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:29:01


Right Guard: The Anakin Skywalker Campaign

SkywalkerAura.png - 9 total votes ( 17 / 8 )

In an attempt to popularize their product, Right GuardTM brand deodorant and antiperspirant spent obscene amounts of money licensing the Star Wars brand for merchandising. The best the marketing team could come up with was this still frame, featured in Good Housekeeping. The ad was promptly pulled when daring and uneducated nerds began suing the company for false advertising, claiming "they could not stick a lightsaber into their armpit without bodily harm." It is currently archived along with the ET video game as the most spectacular wastes of money ever.

Image credit: Zombiebaron

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-10 08:25:19

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