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Photoshopped burning wind turbine

Photoshopped_burning_wind_turbine.jpg - 8 Smouldering birdchopppers ( 8 / 0 )

Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process.

Image credit: Lantash

Last edited by: GEORGIEGIBBONS 2012-09-29 18:29:15

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Entering Arizona

Arizona sign.jpg - 9 Mothers entered with clean feet. ( 10 / 1 )

When passing from the wasteland of New Mexico into the wasteland of Arizona, certain devotional tasks are appropriate.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Mhaille

Last edited by: Zombiebaron 2012-07-07 16:24:04

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The Loofahwaffe

TheLuffahwaffe.png - 7 total votes ( 8 / 1 )

Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Lyrithya

Last edited by: Aleister in Chains 2012-02-27 16:35:53

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Truthful Vending Coffee Machine

Truthfulvendingmachine2.jpg - 8 cups of brown muck ( 12 / 4 )

The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.

Image credit: Modusoperandi

Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-01-15 21:13:38

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Building rectangle

Building rectangle animation 250px looped.gif - 9 total votes ( 12 / 3 )

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-09-25 08:27:17

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The Toast Cat Diagram

Cat toast.JPG - 9 buttered felines ( 12 / 3 )

To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored.

Image credit: Xenonex

Last edited by: Andorin Kato 2011-08-13 22:01:26

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Vague

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It's the Magazine for People™!

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio and Bizzeebeever

Last edited by: Oliphaunte 2011-07-30 18:48:04

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mehHarmony

MehHarmonyAd.jpg - 8 total votes ( 18 / 10 )

For those guys who just can't handle the truth, our new online dating service, mehHarmony, brings quick and un-satisfying results to even the most egomaniacal of men.

Image credit: Llama-Llover

Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-07-12 12:02:01

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The Great Wave Off Fukushima

GreatWaveOffFukushima.png - 9 blow(s) by friendly tentacle monster and Mecha Kitty to vestiges of Imperial pride and common Japanese decency ( 10 / 1 )

Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan.

The Great Wave Off Fukushima. color woodcut. 1823,1930,2011-12. Part of The Thirty-six Glows From Plant Daichii series by 250 year old Ukiyo-e (and recently loli) artist Katsushika Hokusai.

The Great Wave of Fukushima is part of a groundbreaking new series of remastered prints that comprise the (evidently immortal) artist's comment on both the tragedy of the recent disaster at Fukushima and what he (not exactly a traditionalist himself in his younger days) believes "is representative of the cultural degradation, excess, and perverse fantasy of Japanese today - as well as some floating sushi".

Image credit: MeepStarLives

Last edited by: Magic man 2011-07-08 15:43:37

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Ball pool

Ball pool.jpg - 9 Toys for George Bush ( 18 / 9 )

George W. Bush, shown searching for 'Iraqian' WMDs during playtime at the White House.

Image credit: Strange but untrue

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:56:53

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Uncyclopedia is the Wurst

Uncyclopediawurst.jpg - 9.5 Sauerkraut Garni ( 12.5 / 3 )

Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes.

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:54:32

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Grand Piano/Marshall Stack

Grandmarshall.jpg - 9 people gone deaf ( 14 / 5 )

In the realm of Heavy Classical music, nothing beats the simple sounds of the Grand Piano/Marshall Stack combo. In fact, so great is its prowess that Rock Guru Johann Sebastian Bach during his Bach in Black Tour proclaimed "it's what separates us from an Electric Light Orchestra."

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:42:56

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LOLOMGWTFBBQ!!

LOLOMGWTFBBQ.gif - 9 total votes ( 17 / 8 )

Too... Many... In-Jokes...

Image credit: Smiddle

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:18:11

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Targetsoldier.jpg

Targetsoldier.jpg - 9 total votes ( 11 / 2 )

“Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem.”
~ Ronald Reagan

Image credit: Seeker

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:16:29

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The Hook Headed Man

Hookheadedman.png - 9 pointless b-grade movie villians ( 14 / 5 )

The newest antagonist for horror movie fans to believe, The Hook Headed Man was conceived while watching Treasure Island on crack. In the movie, the way he came about is described as "A pirate who fell into radioactive sludge." It would have made him into the superhero "Arrr-man", but that was too close to a copyrighted character from Sesame Street, so this is the next-best thing the writers could come up with.

Image credit: Jocke Pirat

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:13:15

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The Road Not Taken

TRNK2.jpg - 9.5 dead ends ( 18.5 / 9 )

Robert Frost has conveyed in a very detailed image about The Road Not Taken.

Image credit: Gneomi

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:02:43

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The Actor

The Actor.png - 9 masterpieces ruined ( 10 / 1 )

The Actor (L'acteur) is an original oil painting by Pablo Picasso. Apologies for the minor rip. Some clumsy buffoon tripped and fell onto the keyboard while it was being photoshopped.

Image credit: Picasso and Kip the Dip

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:36:30

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Cabinet

Furry cabinet.jpg - 9.5 total votes ( 21 / 11.5 )

George Bush meets with his cabinet to discuss the new law thingy about cruelty to animals.

Image credit: Rei

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:35:09

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Connectthedots

Connect-the-dots.jpg - 9 total votes ( 21 / 12 )

A state planning committee map of Connecticut.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:29:01

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Right Guard: The Anakin Skywalker Campaign

SkywalkerAura.png - 9 total votes ( 17 / 8 )

In an attempt to popularize their product, Right Guard^TM brand deodorant and antiperspirant spent obscene amounts of money licensing the Star Wars brand for merchandising. The best the marketing team could come up with was this still frame, featured in Good Housekeeping. The ad was promptly pulled when daring and uneducated nerds began suing the company for false advertising, claiming "they could not stick a lightsaber into their armpit without bodily harm." It is currently archived along with the ET video game as the most spectacular wastes of money ever.

Image credit: Zombiebaron

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-10 08:25:19

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Santa Did WTC

SantaWTC.png - 8 holiday-themed disasters ( 9 / 1 )

On September 11, 2001, international celebrity Santa Claus shocked the world by first firing a missile at one World Trade Center tower, and then flying into the other tower at top speed, killing thousands. Santa survived using his famous magical powers.

Image credit: Zombiebaron

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:33:19

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Zombiebaron goes to the zoo

ZombiebaronPanda.png - 8 brains eaten ( 14 / 6 )

"The panda posing for a picture with me moments before I ate his brain."

Image credit: Zombiebaron

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:27:43

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Paris Surrenders

Paris surrenders.jpg - 8 stupid Frenchies ( 15 / 7 )

"We must make the flag as big as a cloud or the Krauts may not see it!"

Image credit: Sog1970

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:02:19

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Mohammed licking a sausage

Mohammedlickingsausage.jpg - 6 total votes ( 19 / 13 )

The Prophet Mohammed, peace and blessings be upon him, taking a break from the hard work of revealing the final ultimate Revelation of Allah to all the world to enjoy a refreshing meaty snack. Notice how he is enjoying the sensual feeling of that salty tip on his tongue before he swallows it deep into his throat.

Image credit: Socky

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:43:55

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Amazing Seizure Lad

AmazingSeizureLad.png - 8 masters of the convulsion ( 13 / 5 )

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, come one, come all, step right up and see the Amazing Seizure Lad! Behold in amazement his contracting tonic muscles! Gasp in awe at his prolonged clonic phase! Feel your heart race at the very sight of his convulsions! His eyes will roll backwards, but we guarantee that yours will be glued to this 4-year-old prodigy! Tonight only at the Palace Theatre!"

Image credit: TheLedBalloon

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:42:27

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Winnniethepoohfather.jpg

Winnniethepoohfather.jpg - 9 people who don't want to get shot ( 16 / 7 )

"You have to answer for Robin, Eeyore. You fingered Christopher for the Barzini people." ~ Winnie Corleone

Image credit: Modusoperandi‎

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:40:06

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Call of Beauty 3

cob.png - 9.5 Beauties Called ( 17.5 / 8 )

Will you answer the call, snuggie-wuggie-kins?

Image credit: StevenCho and ActiVision

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:14:03

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Gandhi - First Blood Part 1

Gandhi first blood 1.jpg - 9 Pissed Off Pacifists ( 12 / 3 )

M. K. Gandhi (Sylvester Stallone) is a former member of an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, and was awarded a Medal of Honor for his service in the Zulu War. Gandhi - First Blood tells the tale of his reintergration into society as well as his involvement within the Indian independence movement. A touching and heartfelt movie for all the family.

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 06:12:09

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