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BSoD box art

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Last edited by: Atomicdragon136 2018-02-28 23:39:51



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The 21st century realist art left many masterpieces. The Gallery of World's Tableaux of Fame hosts many artworks from different parts of the world.

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Last edited by: Romartus 2017-11-15 00:17:43


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Muslim Sisterhood Chess pieces

The world changes. So does chess.

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Last edited by: Anton199 2014-12-12 16:33:43



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Checkpoint Charlie was the only Berlin Wall crossing point where the authorities used humour as a weapon against those who tried to cross it.

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Last edited by: ScottPat 2014-09-25 18:28:25


BNP rally.

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BNP rally.

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Last edited by: Anton199 2014-08-20 15:18:35


Ken Dodd Strange Fruit

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Official album sleeve of Ken Dodd's classic Strange Fruit LP from 1939 has been digitally coloured for the pleasure of one's optical jellies.

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Last edited by: ScottPat 2014-04-21 09:58:39


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Land of the Jews, based on promo poster for George A. Romero's film Land of the Dead.

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Last edited by: Romartus 2014-04-17 10:48:31


Thy Holy Discharge

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Delicious, according to Quakers.

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Last edited by: Spike 2014-03-18 12:31:47



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Lego Noir

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Last edited by: Mimo&maxus 2014-03-08 14:50:45


John McEnroe Pong

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John McEnroe Pong

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Last edited by: Romartus 2014-03-04 22:17:45


Photoshopped burning wind turbine

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Photoshopped burning wind turbine

Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process.

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Last edited by: GEORGIEGIBBONS 2012-09-29 18:29:15


Entering Arizona

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Arizona sign

When passing from the wasteland of New Mexico into the wasteland of Arizona, certain devotional tasks are appropriate.

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Last edited by: Zombiebaron 2012-07-07 16:24:04


The Loofahwaffe

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Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies.

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Last edited by: Aleister in Chains 2012-02-27 16:35:53


Truthful Vending Coffee Machine

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The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.

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Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-01-15 21:13:38


Building rectangle

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Building rectangle animation 250px looped

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-09-25 08:27:17


The Toast Cat Diagram

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Cat toast

To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored.

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Last edited by: Andorin Kato 2011-08-13 22:01:26



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It's the Magazine for People™!

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Last edited by: Oliphaunte 2011-07-30 18:48:04



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For those guys who just can't handle the truth, our new online dating service, mehHarmony, brings quick and un-satisfying results to even the most egomaniacal of men.

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Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-07-12 12:02:01


The Great Wave Off Fukushima

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Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan.

The Great Wave Off Fukushima. color woodcut. 1823,1930,2011-12. Part of The Thirty-six Glows From Plant Daichii series by 250 year old Ukiyo-e (and recently loli) artist Katsushika Hokusai.

The Great Wave of Fukushima is part of a groundbreaking new series of remastered prints that comprise the (evidently immortal) artist's comment on both the tragedy of the recent disaster at Fukushima and what he (not exactly a traditionalist himself in his younger days) believes "is representative of the cultural degradation, excess, and perverse fantasy of Japanese today - as well as some floating sushi".

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Last edited by: Magic man 2011-07-08 15:43:37


Ball pool

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Ball pool

George W. Bush, shown searching for 'Iraqian' WMDs during playtime at the White House.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:56:53


Uncyclopedia is the Wurst

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Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:54:32


Grand Piano/Marshall Stack

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In the realm of Heavy Classical music, nothing beats the simple sounds of the Grand Piano/Marshall Stack combo. In fact, so great is its prowess that Rock Guru Johann Sebastian Bach during his Bach in Black Tour proclaimed "it's what separates us from an Electric Light Orchestra."

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:42:56



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Too... Many... In-Jokes...

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:18:11



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“Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem.”

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:16:29


The Hook Headed Man

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The newest antagonist for horror movie fans to believe, The Hook Headed Man was conceived while watching Treasure Island on crack. In the movie, the way he came about is described as "A pirate who fell into radioactive sludge." It would have made him into the superhero "Arrr-man", but that was too close to a copyrighted character from Sesame Street, so this is the next-best thing the writers could come up with.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:13:15


The Road Not Taken

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Robert Frost has conveyed in a very detailed image about The Road Not Taken.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:02:43


The Actor

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The Actor

The Actor (L'acteur) is an original oil painting by Pablo Picasso. Apologies for the minor rip. Some clumsy buffoon tripped and fell onto the keyboard while it was being photoshopped.

Image credit: Picasso and Kip the Dip

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:36:30



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Furry cabinet

George Bush meets with his cabinet to discuss the new law thingy about cruelty to animals.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:35:09



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A state planning committee map of Connecticut.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:29:01


Right Guard: The Anakin Skywalker Campaign

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In an attempt to popularize their product, Right GuardTM brand deodorant and antiperspirant spent obscene amounts of money licensing the Star Wars brand for merchandising. The best the marketing team could come up with was this still frame, featured in Good Housekeeping. The ad was promptly pulled when daring and uneducated nerds began suing the company for false advertising, claiming "they could not stick a lightsaber into their armpit without bodily harm." It is currently archived along with the ET video game as the most spectacular wastes of money ever.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-10 08:25:19


Santa Did WTC

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On September 11, 2001, international celebrity Santa Claus shocked the world by first firing a missile at one World Trade Center tower, and then flying into the other tower at top speed, killing thousands. Santa survived using his famous magical powers.

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:33:19


Zombiebaron goes to the zoo

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"The panda posing for a picture with me moments before I ate his brain."

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:27:43


Paris Surrenders

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Paris surrenders

"We must make the flag as big as a cloud or the Krauts may not see it!"

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:02:19


Mohammed licking a sausage

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The Prophet Mohammed, peace and blessings be upon him, taking a break from the hard work of revealing the final ultimate Revelation of Allah to all the world to enjoy a refreshing meaty snack. Notice how he is enjoying the sensual feeling of that salty tip on his tongue before he swallows it deep into his throat.

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:43:55


Amazing Seizure Lad

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"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, come one, come all, step right up and see the Amazing Seizure Lad! Behold in amazement his contracting tonic muscles! Gasp in awe at his prolonged clonic phase! Feel your heart race at the very sight of his convulsions! His eyes will roll backwards, but we guarantee that yours will be glued to this 4-year-old prodigy! Tonight only at the Palace Theatre!"

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:42:27



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"You have to answer for Robin, Eeyore. You fingered Christopher for the Barzini people." ~ Winnie Corleone

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:40:06


Call of Beauty 3

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Will you answer the call, snuggie-wuggie-kins?

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:14:03


Gandhi - First Blood Part 1

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Gandhi first blood 1

M. K. Gandhi (Sylvester Stallone) is a former member of an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, and was awarded a Medal of Honor for his service in the Zulu War. Gandhi - First Blood tells the tale of his reintergration into society as well as his involvement within the Indian independence movement. A touching and heartfelt movie for all the family.

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 06:12:09


It Came Without Warning

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Grue chicago

"Honey, have you noticed how high our life insurance rates are these days?"

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:57:27


Search for weapons of Mass Destruction

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Thank you, George! But you must still look in 7 more countries to find nuclear weapons!

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:47:05


March of the Penguin Brothers

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The Antarctic is under new management in Guy Ritchie's March of the Penguin Brothers.

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:27:10


VFD Garbage Bag

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Takin' out the trash...

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:16:18


Penus De Milo

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Penis de milo

The famed Penus De Milo statue depicting Hermaphrodite, in the Temple Of Sheemayle.

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:37


Kaleidoscope rifle

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Distracted by the dizzying array of colours, your opponent is unable to aim her weapon.

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Last edited by: DJ Mixerr 2011-02-05 18:03:49



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Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down.

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Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-01-27 03:54:07


Sumo Wrestling

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Sumo wrestling

A Sumo wrestler dealing his opponent the finishing blow.

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Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-01-27 03:50:23


Long Neck Killer

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This is an African giraffe running you the fuck down.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-01-27 03:43:37


Fox News

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Fox news

Fox News: Your number one news source for all things foxy.

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Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-01-26 03:24:29


28 Gays Later

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28 Gays Later is a post-apocalyptic horror/shocker film released in 2008. It has become a cult film in the city of San Francisco, as much of its imagery and drama hit home with many fans describing it as the most hoboerotic experience since Top Gun. The film's sequel, 28 Twinks Later, proved to be a box office disappointment.

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Last edited by: MRAZ 2010-10-30 04:49:20



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Conspiracy advocates have accused the FBI of tampering with this famous Lee Harvey Oswald "backyard photo."

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Last edited by: Un-Algorithm 2010-08-04 05:24:36


I burning your dog!

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I burning your dog real

This animal-mutilation image is medium-rare. You can help Uncyclopedia by cooking it further.

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Last edited by: Necropaxx 2009-11-21 02:10:46


Money Tree

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This "holiday" "season", instead of spending "your" money on "gifts", why not just "ductape" it to a tree, in the "forest", give your "family" a map, and hope they all "freeze to death"?

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Last edited by: Electrified mocha chinchilla 2009-09-17 15:12:54


Tom Hanks Pro Skater 4

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Tom Hanks' love of extreme sports generated his venture into the games market, with such classics such as the Tom Hanks' Proskater series, Joe vs the Volcano II and Philadelphia.

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-27 17:30:45



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The Klan's Halloween cross burnings are fun for the whole family!

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Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-17 04:38:36


Big Snail

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Yet another instance of the deplorable, ferocious blood feud between the French and their mortal enemies.

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Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-17 04:36:35


Sock Puppet

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The Official Wikipedia Uncyclopedia Sock Puppet

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Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-17 04:35:58


Armed Monkeys

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Armed monkeys

The popular term "guerilla warfare" is something of a misnomer; these are actually chimps.

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Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-13 17:49:43


Mermaid Clothes

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Mermaid Clothes

"Mommy, why don't Mermaids wear clothes?" - "Seriously Johnny, think about it..."

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Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-13 17:30:06


Not Pink Elephants

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Not Pink Elephants

One Out of Ten Doctors agree: There are no pink elephants in this picture.

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Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-13 17:25:25


Paris Stilton

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Bad Puns are still cheesy, even in French...

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Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-13 17:22:53


George Formby Grill

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Hee hee....turned out shite again? Try the George Formby Mean Lean on a Lamppost Grilling Machine, put a little ukulele in YOUR hand.

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Last edited by: Un-Algorithm 2007-09-30 19:37:08


Norman Wisdom

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Sir Norman du Pitkin, Clown Prince of Albania was at the forefront of the philisophical teachings following the Norman Invasion.

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: Un-Algorithm 2007-09-30 19:34:10


Follow Me?

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Jesusroadsign evil

Jesus is to his followers as a shepherd is to someone else's flock.

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Last edited by: Un-Algorithm 2007-09-30 08:58:07


Caesar Crossing the Delaware

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Caesar crossing the Delaware during the Great Time Travel War of 1871.

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Last edited by: Un-Algorithm 2007-09-30 08:30:44



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Say kids, is that Jihad thirsty work or what? Get some refreshment with a Fantanatic!

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Last edited by: Un-Algorithm 2007-09-29 03:42:16


Whoop-Ass of Mass Destruction

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Whoop ass

Although Whoop-Ass is a commonly available weapon (with 12 oz versions legally available to the public) if ever war should break out, the US has 55 gallon drums at their disposal. A single barrel could wipe out the entirety of Cuba. Distributed by Chuck Norris on a regular basis.

Image credit: Splaka

Last edited by: Un-Algorithm 2007-09-28 23:20:27


The Hockeyzooka

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The War Against Terror (TWAT) was fought with whatever tools the combatants could fashion themselves. The hockeyzooka, a weapon used by terrorist footsoldiers in the 9/11 attacks, proved devastatingly effective against the government's more ungainly thermonuclear warheads.

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Last edited by: Un-Algorithm 2007-09-28 06:03:33