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Photoshopped burning wind turbine

Photoshopped_burning_wind_turbine.jpg - 8 Smouldering birdchopppers ( 8 / 0 )
Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process. Image credit: Lantash Last edited by: GEORGIEGIBBONS 2012-09-29 18:29:15

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Entering Arizona

Arizona sign.jpg - 9 Mothers entered with clean feet. ( 10 / 1 )
When passing from the wasteland of New Mexico into the wasteland of Arizona, certain devotional tasks are appropriate. Image credit: Zombiebaron and Mhaille Last edited by: Zombiebaron 2012-07-07 16:24:04

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The Loofahwaffe

TheLuffahwaffe.png - 7 total votes ( 8 / 1 )
Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies. Image credit: Zombiebaron and Lyrithya Last edited by: Aleister in Chains 2012-02-27 16:35:53

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Truthful Vending Coffee Machine

Truthfulvendingmachine2.jpg - 8 cups of brown muck ( 12 / 4 )
The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa. Image credit: Modusoperandi Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-01-15 21:13:38

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Building rectangle

Building rectangle animation 250px looped.gif - 9 total votes ( 12 / 3 )
Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-09-25 08:27:17

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The Toast Cat Diagram

Cat toast.JPG - 9 buttered felines ( 12 / 3 )

To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored. Image credit: Xenonex Last edited by: Andorin Kato 2011-08-13 22:01:26

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Vague

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It's the Magazine for People™! Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio and Bizzeebeever Last edited by: Oliphaunte 2011-07-30 18:48:04

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mehHarmony

MehHarmonyAd.jpg - 8 total votes ( 18 / 10 )
For those guys who just can't handle the truth, our new online dating service, mehHarmony, brings quick and un-satisfying results to even the most egomaniacal of men. Image credit: Llama-Llover Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-07-12 12:02:01

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The Great Wave Off Fukushima

GreatWaveOffFukushima.png - 9 blow(s) by friendly tentacle monster and Mecha Kitty to vestiges of Imperial pride and common Japanese decency ( 10 / 1 )

Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan. The Great Wave Off Fukushima. color woodcut. 1823,1930,2011-12. Part of The Thirty-six Glows From Plant Daichii series by 250 year old Ukiyo-e (and recently loli) artist Katsushika Hokusai. The Great Wave of Fukushima is part of a groundbreaking new series of remastered prints that comprise the (evidently immortal) artist's comment on both the tragedy of the recent disaster at Fukushima and what he (not exactly a traditionalist himself in his younger days) believes "is representative of the cultural degradation, excess, and perverse fantasy of Japanese today - as well as some floating sushi". Image credit: MeepStarLives Last edited by: Magic man 2011-07-08 15:43:37

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Ball pool

Ball pool.jpg - 9 Toys for George Bush ( 18 / 9 )
George W. Bush, shown searching for 'Iraqian' WMDs during playtime at the White House. Image credit: Strange but untrue Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:56:53

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Uncyclopedia is the Wurst

Uncyclopediawurst.jpg - 9.5 Sauerkraut Garni ( 12.5 / 3 )
Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes. Image credit: Mhaille Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:54:32

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Grand Piano/Marshall Stack

Grandmarshall.jpg - 9 people gone deaf ( 14 / 5 )
In the realm of Heavy Classical music, nothing beats the simple sounds of the Grand Piano/Marshall Stack combo. In fact, so great is its prowess that Rock Guru Johann Sebastian Bach during his Bach in Black Tour proclaimed "it's what separates us from an Electric Light Orchestra." Image credit: Mhaille Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:42:56

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LOLOMGWTFBBQ!!

LOLOMGWTFBBQ.gif - 9 total votes ( 17 / 8 )
Too... Many... In-Jokes... Image credit: Smiddle Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:18:11

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Targetsoldier.jpg

Targetsoldier.jpg - 9 total votes ( 11 / 2 )
“Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem.” ~ Ronald Reagan Image credit: Seeker Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:16:29

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The Hook Headed Man

Hookheadedman.png - 9 pointless b-grade movie villians ( 14 / 5 )

The newest antagonist for horror movie fans to believe, The Hook Headed Man was conceived while watching Treasure Island on crack. In the movie, the way he came about is described as "A pirate who fell into radioactive sludge." It would have made him into the superhero "Arrr-man", but that was too close to a copyrighted character from Sesame Street, so this is the next-best thing the writers could come up with. Image credit: Jocke Pirat Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:13:15

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The Road Not Taken

TRNK2.jpg - 9.5 dead ends ( 18.5 / 9 )
Robert Frost has conveyed in a very detailed image about The Road Not Taken. Image credit: Gneomi Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:02:43

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The Actor

The Actor.png - 9 masterpieces ruined ( 10 / 1 )
The Actor (L'acteur) is an original oil painting by Pablo Picasso. Apologies for the minor rip. Some clumsy buffoon tripped and fell onto the keyboard while it was being photoshopped. Image credit: Picasso and Kip the Dip Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:36:30

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Cabinet

Furry cabinet.jpg - 9.5 total votes ( 21 / 11.5 )
George Bush meets with his cabinet to discuss the new law thingy about cruelty to animals. Image credit: Rei Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:35:09

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Connectthedots

Connect-the-dots.jpg - 9 total votes ( 21 / 12 )
A state planning committee map of Connecticut. Image credit: RadicalX Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:29:01

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Right Guard: The Anakin Skywalker Campaign

SkywalkerAura.png - 9 total votes ( 17 / 8 )

In an attempt to popularize their product, Right GuardTM brand deodorant and antiperspirant spent obscene amounts of money licensing the Star Wars brand for merchandising. The best the marketing team could come up with was this still frame, featured in Good Housekeeping. The ad was promptly pulled when daring and uneducated nerds began suing the company for false advertising, claiming "they could not stick a lightsaber into their armpit without bodily harm." It is currently archived along with the ET video game as the most spectacular wastes of money ever. Image credit: Zombiebaron Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-10 08:25:19

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Santa Did WTC

SantaWTC.png - 8 holiday-themed disasters ( 9 / 1 )
On September 11, 2001, international celebrity Santa Claus shocked the world by first firing a missile at one World Trade Center tower, and then flying into the other tower at top speed, killing thousands. Santa survived using his famous magical powers. Image credit: Zombiebaron Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:33:19

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Zombiebaron goes to the zoo

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"The panda posing for a picture with me moments before I ate his brain." Image credit: Zombiebaron Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:27:43

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Paris Surrenders

Paris surrenders.jpg - 8 stupid Frenchies ( 15 / 7 )
"We must make the flag as big as a cloud or the Krauts may not see it!" Image credit: Sog1970 Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:02:19

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Mohammed licking a sausage

Mohammedlickingsausage.jpg - 6 total votes ( 19 / 13 )
The Prophet Mohammed, peace and blessings be upon him, taking a break from the hard work of revealing the final ultimate Revelation of Allah to all the world to enjoy a refreshing meaty snack. Notice how he is enjoying the sensual feeling of that salty tip on his tongue before he swallows it deep into his throat. Image credit: Socky Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:43:55

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Amazing Seizure Lad

AmazingSeizureLad.png - 8 masters of the convulsion ( 13 / 5 )

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, come one, come all, step right up and see the Amazing Seizure Lad! Behold in amazement his contracting tonic muscles! Gasp in awe at his prolonged clonic phase! Feel your heart race at the very sight of his convulsions! His eyes will roll backwards, but we guarantee that yours will be glued to this 4-year-old prodigy! Tonight only at the Palace Theatre!" Image credit: TheLedBalloon Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:42:27

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Winnniethepoohfather.jpg

Winnniethepoohfather.jpg - 9 people who don't want to get shot ( 16 / 7 )
"You have to answer for Robin, Eeyore. You fingered Christopher for the Barzini people." ~ Winnie Corleone Image credit: Modusoperandi‎ Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:40:06

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Call of Beauty 3

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Will you answer the call, snuggie-wuggie-kins? Image credit: StevenCho and ActiVision Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:14:03

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Gandhi - First Blood Part 1

Gandhi first blood 1.jpg - 9 Pissed Off Pacifists ( 12 / 3 )

M. K. Gandhi (Sylvester Stallone) is a former member of an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, and was awarded a Medal of Honor for his service in the Zulu War. Gandhi - First Blood tells the tale of his reintergration into society as well as his involvement within the Indian independence movement. A touching and heartfelt movie for all the family. Image credit: Mhaille Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 06:12:09

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It Came Without Warning

Grue chicago.JPG - 7 radioactively mutated grues ( 17 / 10 )
"Honey, have you noticed how high our life insurance rates are these days?" Image credit: Flumpa Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:57:27

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Search for weapons of Mass Destruction

WMDSearchsm.jpg - 9 total votes ( 22 / 13 )
Thank you, George! But you must still look in 7 more countries to find nuclear weapons! Image credit: User:Citation-Seer Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:47:05

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March of the Penguin Brothers

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The Antarctic is under new management in Guy Ritchie's March of the Penguin Brothers. Image credit: Hindleyite Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:27:10

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VFD Garbage Bag

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Takin' out the trash... Image credit: UNKNOWNFILE Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:16:18

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Penus De Milo

Penis de milo.jpg - 9.5 total votes ( 19.5 / 10 )
The famed Penus De Milo statue depicting Hermaphrodite, in the Temple Of Sheemayle. Image credit: RadicalX Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:37

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Kaleidoscope rifle

Kaleidoscoperifle.PNG - 7 total votes ( 9 / 2 )
Distracted by the dizzying array of colours, your opponent is unable to aim her weapon. Image credit: Nachahchahhlalalalderdslererrrrrrrrrrr rr Last edited by: DJ Mixerr 2011-02-05 18:03:49

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Breastfeeding

BFyoungfacedboobs.png - 8 hungry little buggers whoring their images on IRC ( 25 / 17 )
Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down. Image credit: MoneySign Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-01-27 03:54:07

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Sumo Wrestling

Sumo wrestling.jpg - 5 low blows ( 17 / 12 )
A Sumo wrestler dealing his opponent the finishing blow. Image credit: Okochama Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-01-27 03:50:23

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Long Neck Killer

LongNeckKiller.png - 5 giraffes running you the fuck down ( 26 / 21 )
This is an African giraffe running you the fuck down. Image credit: Zombiebaron Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-01-27 03:43:37

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Fox News

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Fox News: Your number one news source for all things foxy. Image credit: Olipro's idea, Lyrithya's implementation Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-01-26 03:24:29

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28 Gays Later

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28 Gays Later is a post-apocalyptic horror/shocker film released in 2008. It has become a cult film in the city of San Francisco, as much of its imagery and drama hit home with many fans describing it as the most hoboerotic experience since Top Gun. The film's sequel, 28 Twinks Later, proved to be a box office disappointment. Image credit: Sonje Last edited by: MRAZ 2010-10-30 04:49:20

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Osbanj2.jpg

Osbanj2.jpg - 8 supposed hunters of fascists — ha ha ha! ( 9 / 1 )
Conspiracy advocates have accused the FBI of tampering with this famous Lee Harvey Oswald "backyard photo." Image credit: Tshell Last edited by: Algorithm 2010-08-04 05:24:36

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I burning your dog!

I burning your dog real.jpg - 9 hot dogs ( 12 / 3 )
This animal-mutilation image is medium-rare. You can help Uncyclopedia by cooking it further. Image credit: Necropaxx Last edited by: Necropaxx 2009-11-21 02:10:46

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Money Tree

Moneytree.jpg - 9 votes growing on trees ( 11 / 2 )
This "holiday" "season", instead of spending "your" money on "gifts", why not just "ductape" it to a tree, in the "forest", give your "family" a map, and hope they all "freeze to death"? Image credit: Hindleyite Last edited by: Electrified mocha chinchilla 2009-09-17 15:12:54

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Tom Hanks Pro Skater 4

TomHanksProskater4.jpg - 7.5 Boxes of Chocolates ( 15 / 7.5 )
Tom Hanks' love of extreme sports generated his venture into the games market, with such classics such as the Tom Hanks' Proskater series, Joe vs the Volcano II and Philadelphia. Image credit: Mhaille Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-27 17:30:45

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HalloweenCrossBurning.png

HalloweenCrossBurning.png - 9 racist trick-or-treaters ( 12 / 3 )
The Klan's Halloween cross burnings are fun for the whole family! Image credit: Zombiebaron Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-17 04:38:36

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Big Snail

Bordeaux.jpg - 7 vengeful gastropods ( 13 / 6 )
Yet another instance of the deplorable, ferocious blood feud between the French and their mortal enemies. Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-17 04:36:35

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Sock Puppet

Sockpup1.jpg - 8 Suspected Sock Puppets ( 14 / 6 )
The Official Wikipedia Uncyclopedia Sock Puppet Image credit: Whywhywhy Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-17 04:35:58

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Armed Monkeys

Armed monkeys.jpg - 5 total votes ( 26 / 21 )
The popular term "guerilla warfare" is something of a misnomer; these are actually chimps. Image credit: Sunsneezer Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-13 17:49:43

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Mermaid Clothes

Mermaid Clothes.jpg - 8 pieces of clothing out to dry... Underwater. ( 10 / 2 )
"Mommy, why don't Mermaids wear clothes?" - "Seriously Johnny, think about it..." Image credit: RAHB Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-13 17:30:06

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Not Pink Elephants

Not Pink Elephants.png - 7 Pink Elephants ( 20 / 13 )
One Out of Ten Doctors agree: There are no pink elephants in this picture. Image credit: Zombiebaron Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-13 17:25:25

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Paris Stilton

ParisStilton.png - 8 Skanky French Foot Cheeses ( 12 / 4 )
Bad Puns are still cheesy, even in French... Image credit: Zombiebaron Last edited by: Mnbvcxz 2009-08-13 17:22:53

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George Formby Grill

Formbygrill.jpg - 7 Lancashire Low-Fat Fry-Ups ( 13 / 6 )
Hee hee....turned out shite again? Try the George Formby Mean Lean on a Lamppost Grilling Machine, put a little ukulele in YOUR hand. Image credit: Hindleyite Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-30 19:37:08

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Norman Wisdom

NormanWisdom.jpg - 9 Anglo-Norman Clowns ( 13 / 4 )
Sir Norman du Pitkin, Clown Prince of Albania was at the forefront of the philisophical teachings following the Norman Invasion. Image credit: Mhaille Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-30 19:34:10

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Follow Me?

Jesusroadsign evil.JPG - 9 misguided sheep ( 19 / 10 )
Jesus is to his followers as a shepherd is to someone else's flock. Image credit: Rei Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-30 08:58:07

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Caesar Crossing the Delaware

Caesar-crossing.png - 9.5 invaders ( 17.5 / 8 )
Caesar crossing the Delaware during the Great Time Travel War of 1871. Image credit: RadicalX Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-30 08:30:44

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Fantanatic

Fantanatics3.jpg - 8 total votes ( 15 / 7 )
Say kids, is that Jihad thirsty work or what? Get some refreshment with a Fantanatic! Image credit: Hindleyite Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-29 03:42:16

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Whoop-Ass of Mass Destruction

Whoop ass.jpg - 8 total votes ( 21 / 13 )
Although Whoop-Ass is a commonly available weapon (with 12 oz versions legally available to the public) if ever war should break out, the US has 55 gallon drums at their disposal. A single barrel could wipe out the entirety of Cuba. Distributed by Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Image credit: Splaka Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-28 23:20:27

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The Hockeyzooka

Terrorgun.jpg - 9 total votes ( 13.5 / 4.5 )
The War Against Terror (TWAT) was fought with whatever tools the combatants could fashion themselves. The hockeyzooka, a weapon used by terrorist footsoldiers in the 9/11 attacks, proved devastatingly effective against the government's more ungainly thermonuclear warheads. Image credit: Machinecurse Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-28 06:03:33