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Driveby Giraffe

Driveby-giraffe.png - 12 Drive Bys ( 16 / 4 )

During the early to mid-1990s, drive-by giraffing was a major problem throughout Europe and Africa. Since then numbers have reduced, following a pact between rival gangs. However, they are on the rise in Los Angeles once again, particularly in and around the zoo, as African giraffe's attempt to reestablish dominance in their neighborhoods.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: Dorcabux 2014-03-05 04:27:01


Hitler fucking a bear

And THIS is how you fuck a bear!.jpg - 14 raw bears ( 14 / 0 )
And THIS is how you fuck a bear!

This photograph, recently discovered in the Bundesarchiv, gives a rare insight into the inner workings of the Third Reich

Image credit: Concept: Zombiebaron. Image: Bizzeebeever

Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 13:49:18


Doctor Skullthumper

Skullthumper.jpg - 10 dented skulls ( 15 / 5 )

A qualified medical practitioner demonstrates the "Skullthumping" diagnosis technique.

Image credit: RAHB

Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:41:44



TicklingoftheDamned2.jpg - 11.5 total votes ( 14.5 / 3 )

Thou shall not invoke the wrath of God, lest thou be condemned to an eternity of tickling!

Image credit: Claudius Prime

Last edited by: Matthlock 2012-09-05 18:50:45


Image:Occam's Razor in Action.jpg

Occam's Razor in Action.jpg - 13 total votes ( 15 / 2 )
Occam's Razor in Action

Norelco's flagship product, Occam's Razor, has nearly the same effect on philosophers as it does on their arguments. Unfortunately it doesn't do much about beards.

Image credit: Martinultima

Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-07-26 06:49:39


Anvil Testing

Acme anvil testing.jpg - 11 Anvils dropped. ( 11 / 0 )
Acme anvil testing

The American military routinely uses the elderly for weapons testing, as a way to control population growth and keep the price of prunes low.

Image credit: Original concept: MoneySign. Current version: Bizzeebeever

Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-07-06 18:23:38


DJ Beathoven

BeethovenDropsTheBass.png - 11 total votes ( 13 / 2 )

DJ Beathoven was one of the early pioneers of dubstep. He is known for the unique wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub sound of his music.

Image credit: Zombiebaron

Last edited by: Xamralco 2012-02-28 23:37:39


Tyrannosaurus Banks

TyrannosaurusBanks01.png - 11 dinosaurs ( 11 / 0 )

Production photos from the next Jurassic Park film, starring Tyra Banks, have been released. Ebert has already given it 5 stars.

Image credit: Imrealized

Last edited by: Dannehvirus 2012-01-10 00:29:20


Edgar Allan Po

EdgarAllanPo.jpg - 13 dead baby suns ( 15 / 2 )

The sun is setting o'r the shore. Quoth the tubbies: "Nevermore".

Image credit: JohnnyRaven and Prettiestpretty and RabbiTechno

Last edited by: SquadalaGuy 2012-01-06 00:38:54


Pot plant

Potted pot bonsai.png - 11 pots ( 11 / 0 )
Potted pot bonsai

Even the plants are weird in Japan. This particular pot plant features multiple smaller pot plants in carefully crafted pots created specifically for the occasion. Or in the words of the artist, "I got stoned and spent three days trimming my pot plant. Now I'm gonna smoke it."

Image credit: Lyrithya and some stoned guys

Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-12-31 21:56:00


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Mexico lol.jpg - 10 Pepitos relaxing on the beach ( 10 / 0 )
Mexico lol

When relaxing on the beaches in Mexico, always remember to use protection!
(This message brought to you by the Mexico Tourism Board)

Image credit: Mattsnow, Bizzeebeever

Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-12-10 15:30:32



Goatsebusters.jpg - 12.5 deleted images ( 18.5 / 6 )

There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call?

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: Un-Algorithm 2011-07-28 21:26:07


Boogies with Badgers

Boogieswithbadgers.jpg - 11 total votes ( 19 / 8 )

Kevin Costner's follow up to the moderately successful Dances with Wolves was not the big hit that Hollywood Producers had been hoping for...

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: NoNamesLeft 2011-07-06 03:34:25



Monotony.png - 11 measures of monotony ( 11 / 0 )

One of the last surviving scans of John Aglethorpe's infamous Ode to the Monotony of Life, a nearly year-long piece composed of alterations between A sharp and B flat tied together.

Image credit: Dr. Skullthumper

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-07-04 13:35:30



Sickophant.png - 12 sickophants ( 12 / 0 )

A sickophant in its natural habitat.

Image credit: Lyrithya

Last edited by: Dr. Skullthumper 2011-05-25 16:15:04


Grue vs. Grue

GvG.jpg - 12 total votes ( 23 / 11 )

Movie poster for the epic film, Grue vs. Grue.

Image credit: Sliferjam

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 08:04:40



BiLightPoster.png - 13 Pale Gimps ( 20 / 7 )

An amusing satire on popular nonsense.

Image credit: MeepStarLives

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 08:02:24


Carpet Muncher

Carpet muching 1.jpg - 13.5 carpets munched ( 17 / 3.5 )
Carpet muching 1

For the lady in your life. Whether you fry it, bake it, or broil it, carpet will always be a tasty treat for young and old.

Image credit: Splaka

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:55:13


Damned Germans shot my beer!

Damned Germans Shot My Beer.png - 11 bloody Huns shooting a jolly Englishman's Guinness ( 15 / 4 )
Damned Germans Shot My Beer

Ah, a nice cold Guinness, I-- ...What the??? Damn you, you Krauts!

Image credit: Jocke Pirat

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:43:52



Planet.jpg - 11.5 planets, damn it! ( 23.5 / 12 )

Pluto's revenge after being demoted. Sun and Moon were no help to Earth.

Image credit: Tedmund

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:40:13


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Dong covering.jpg - 12 Vietnamese dongs protected by contraception ( 14 / 2 )
Dong covering

Due to the fragile nature of the small coins, its is often necessary to cover the dong for protection.

Image credit: Sonje

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:38:23



Rms.jpg - 12 total votes ( 19 / 7 )

Controversial picture: Freedom of Software or disrespect to Islam?
Possibly the world's least subtle terrorist... Shouldn't that be GNU/Islam?

Image credit: Mahroww

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:25:25



Whack a mao.gif - 10 total votes ( 28.5 / 18.5 )
Whack a mao

Whack-A-Mao: the national pastime of Taiwan.

Image credit: Splaka

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:17:22



SwineFlu.jpg - 11 total votes ( 18 / 7 )

Once the pharmaceutical companies had porked the porcine strain with mother's classic formula, the only epidemic plaguing the world was terrible, terrible puns.

Image credit: Lemsip for providing the original and me for editing as well as coral for letting me edit it.

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:16:19


iPod Jesus

Ipodchristcrx.png - 13 sins died for during "You Are The Music In Me" ( 15 / 2 )

Just his luck that it got stuck on Jesus Christ Superstar that fateful afternoon...

Image credit: Prettiestpretty

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:12:55


Need a hand?

Handbox.jpg - 12 Nicely packaged arms ( 15 / 3 )

Uncyclopedia Health Service - We couldn't save it, but I'll be damned if we couldn't package it up nicely and send it to you in a box.

Image credit: Seeker

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:15:16


Moais True Feeling

Moaishoot.jpg - 13 statues commanded to "not move". ( 23 / 10 )

Now we know why they look so intense, all of them.

Image credit: Gneomi

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:12:37


America NRV'd

America nrv2.jpg - 12 total votes ( 25 / 13 )
America nrv2

One of God's many duties involves making sure all the world's contributions are of an acceptable standard. Unfortunately this involves the tedious task of clearing out a large amount of crap every so often. Dissidents who note that this stamping and clearing arbitrarily kills millions are placed on the "naughty" list.

Image credit: Spang

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:07:48


Tom Wants You!

I want scientology finished.png - 12 total votes ( 25 / 13 )
I want scientology finished

Why wouldn't you join? Tom Cruise is a member! Don't you trust Tom?

Image credit: LinkTGF

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:05:06


Death of Porchesia

Porchesia-deleted.jpg - 12 "non-existent" countries ( 18 / 6 )

It was a sad sad day in the Mediterranean region, as thousands of Porchesians were incinerated by the Wikipedia adminatti, who deny the incident ever took place, and indeed, the existence of Porchesia.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:03:21

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