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Driveby Giraffe

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Driveby-giraffe

During the early to mid-1990s, drive-by giraffing was a major problem throughout Europe and Africa. Since then numbers have reduced, following a pact between rival gangs. However, they are on the rise in Los Angeles once again, particularly in and around the zoo, as African giraffe's attempt to reestablish dominance in their neighborhoods.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Dorcabux 2014-03-05 04:27:01

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Hitler fucking a bear

And THIS is how you fuck a bear!.jpg - 14 raw bears ( 14 / 0 )
And THIS is how you fuck a bear!

This photograph, recently discovered in the Bundesarchiv, gives a rare insight into the inner workings of the Third Reich

Image credit: Concept: Zombiebaron. Image: Bizzeebeever


Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 13:49:18

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Doctor Skullthumper

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Skullthumper

A qualified medical practitioner demonstrates the "Skullthumping" diagnosis technique.

Image credit: RAHB


Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:41:44

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TicklingoftheDamned2

TicklingoftheDamned2.jpg - 11.5 total votes ( 14.5 / 3 )
TicklingoftheDamned2

Thou shall not invoke the wrath of God, lest thou be condemned to an eternity of tickling!

Image credit: Claudius Prime


Last edited by: Matthlock 2012-09-05 18:50:45

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Image:Occam's Razor in Action.jpg

Occam's Razor in Action.jpg - 13 total votes ( 15 / 2 )
Occam's Razor in Action

Norelco's flagship product, Occam's Razor, has nearly the same effect on philosophers as it does on their arguments. Unfortunately it doesn't do much about beards.

Image credit: Martinultima


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-07-26 06:49:39

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Anvil Testing

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Acme anvil testing

The American military routinely uses the elderly for weapons testing, as a way to control population growth and keep the price of prunes low.

Image credit: Original concept: MoneySign. Current version: Bizzeebeever


Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-07-06 18:23:38

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DJ Beathoven

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BeethovenDropsTheBass

DJ Beathoven was one of the early pioneers of dubstep. He is known for the unique wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub sound of his music.

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: Xamralco 2012-02-28 23:37:39

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Tyrannosaurus Banks

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TyrannosaurusBanks01

Production photos from the next Jurassic Park film, starring Tyra Banks, have been released. Ebert has already given it 5 stars.

Image credit: Imrealized


Last edited by: Dannehvirus 2012-01-10 00:29:20

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Edgar Allan Po

EdgarAllanPo.jpg - 13 dead baby suns ( 15 / 2 )
EdgarAllanPo

The sun is setting o'r the shore. Quoth the tubbies: "Nevermore".

Image credit: JohnnyRaven and Prettiestpretty and RabbiTechno


Last edited by: SquadalaGuy 2012-01-06 00:38:54

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Pot plant

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Potted pot bonsai

Even the plants are weird in Japan. This particular pot plant features multiple smaller pot plants in carefully crafted pots created specifically for the occasion. Or in the words of the artist, "I got stoned and spent three days trimming my pot plant. Now I'm gonna smoke it."

Image credit: Lyrithya and some stoned guys


Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-12-31 21:56:00

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Mexico lol.jpg - 10 Pepitos relaxing on the beach ( 10 / 0 )
Mexico lol

When relaxing on the beaches in Mexico, always remember to use protection!
(This message brought to you by the Mexico Tourism Board)

Image credit: Mattsnow, Bizzeebeever


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-12-10 15:30:32

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Goatsebusters

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Goatsebusters

There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call?

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Algorithm 2011-07-28 21:26:07

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Boogies with Badgers

Boogieswithbadgers.jpg - 11 total votes ( 19 / 8 )
Boogieswithbadgers

Kevin Costner's follow up to the moderately successful Dances with Wolves was not the big hit that Hollywood Producers had been hoping for...

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: NoNamesLeft 2011-07-06 03:34:25

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Monotony.png

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Monotony

One of the last surviving scans of John Aglethorpe's infamous Ode to the Monotony of Life, a nearly year-long piece composed of alterations between A sharp and B flat tied together.

Image credit: Dr. Skullthumper


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-07-04 13:35:30

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Sickophant

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Sickophant

A sickophant in its natural habitat.

Image credit: Lyrithya


Last edited by: Dr. Skullthumper 2011-05-25 16:15:04

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Grue vs. Grue

GvG.jpg - 12 total votes ( 23 / 11 )
GvG

Movie poster for the epic film, Grue vs. Grue.

Image credit: Sliferjam


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 08:04:40

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BiLightPoster

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BiLightPoster

An amusing satire on popular nonsense.

Image credit: MeepStarLives


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 08:02:24

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Carpet Muncher

Carpet muching 1.jpg - 13.5 carpets munched ( 17 / 3.5 )
Carpet muching 1

For the lady in your life. Whether you fry it, bake it, or broil it, carpet will always be a tasty treat for young and old.

Image credit: Splaka


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:55:13

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Damned Germans shot my beer!

Damned Germans Shot My Beer.png - 11 bloody Huns shooting a jolly Englishman's Guinness ( 15 / 4 )
Damned Germans Shot My Beer

Ah, a nice cold Guinness, I-- ...What the??? Damn you, you Krauts!

Image credit: Jocke Pirat


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:43:52

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Planet!!

Planet.jpg - 11.5 planets, damn it! ( 23.5 / 12 )
Planet

Pluto's revenge after being demoted. Sun and Moon were no help to Earth.

Image credit: Tedmund


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:40:13

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Dong covering.jpg - 12 Vietnamese dongs protected by contraception ( 14 / 2 )
Dong covering

Due to the fragile nature of the small coins, its is often necessary to cover the dong for protection.

Image credit: Sonje


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:38:23

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Rms

Rms.jpg - 12 total votes ( 19 / 7 )
Rms

Controversial picture: Freedom of Software or disrespect to Islam?
Possibly the world's least subtle terrorist... Shouldn't that be GNU/Islam?

Image credit: Mahroww


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:25:25

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Whack-A-Mao

Whack a mao.gif - 10 total votes ( 28.5 / 18.5 )
Whack a mao

Whack-A-Mao: the national pastime of Taiwan.

Image credit: Splaka


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:17:22

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SwineFlu

SwineFlu.jpg - 11 total votes ( 18 / 7 )
SwineFlu

Once the pharmaceutical companies had porked the porcine strain with mother's classic formula, the only epidemic plaguing the world was terrible, terrible puns.

Image credit: Lemsip for providing the original and me for editing as well as coral for letting me edit it.


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:16:19

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iPod Jesus

Ipodchristcrx.png - 13 sins died for during "You Are The Music In Me" ( 15 / 2 )
Ipodchristcrx

Just his luck that it got stuck on Jesus Christ Superstar that fateful afternoon...

Image credit: Prettiestpretty


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:12:55

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Need a hand?

Handbox.jpg - 12 Nicely packaged arms ( 15 / 3 )
Handbox

Uncyclopedia Health Service - We couldn't save it, but I'll be damned if we couldn't package it up nicely and send it to you in a box.

Image credit: Seeker


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:15:16

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Moais True Feeling

Moaishoot.jpg - 13 statues commanded to "not move". ( 23 / 10 )
Moaishoot

Now we know why they look so intense, all of them.

Image credit: Gneomi


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:12:37

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America NRV'd

America nrv2.jpg - 12 total votes ( 25 / 13 )
America nrv2

One of God's many duties involves making sure all the world's contributions are of an acceptable standard. Unfortunately this involves the tedious task of clearing out a large amount of crap every so often. Dissidents who note that this stamping and clearing arbitrarily kills millions are placed on the "naughty" list.

Image credit: Spang


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:07:48

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Tom Wants You!

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I want scientology finished

Why wouldn't you join? Tom Cruise is a member! Don't you trust Tom?

Image credit: LinkTGF


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:05:06

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Death of Porchesia

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Porchesia-deleted

It was a sad sad day in the Mediterranean region, as thousands of Porchesians were incinerated by the Wikipedia adminatti, who deny the incident ever took place, and indeed, the existence of Porchesia.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:03:21

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