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Driveby Giraffe

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Driveby-giraffe

During the early to mid-1990s, drive-by giraffing was a major problem throughout Europe and Africa. Since then numbers have reduced, following a pact between rival gangs. However, they are on the rise in Los Angeles once again, particularly in and around the zoo, as African giraffe's attempt to reestablish dominance in their neighborhoods.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Dorcabux 2014-03-05 04:27:01

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Hitler fucking a bear

And THIS is how you fuck a bear!.jpg - 14 raw bears ( 14 / 0 )
And THIS is how you fuck a bear!

This photograph, recently discovered in the Bundesarchiv, gives a rare insight into the inner workings of the Third Reich

Image credit: Concept: Zombiebaron. Image: Bizzeebeever


Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 13:49:18

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Doctor Skullthumper

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Skullthumper

A qualified medical practitioner demonstrates the "Skullthumping" diagnosis technique.

Image credit: RAHB


Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:41:44

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TicklingoftheDamned2

TicklingoftheDamned2.jpg - 11.5 total votes ( 14.5 / 3 )
TicklingoftheDamned2

Thou shall not invoke the wrath of God, lest thou be condemned to an eternity of tickling!

Image credit: Claudius Prime


Last edited by: Matthlock 2012-09-05 18:50:45

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Image:Occam's Razor in Action.jpg

Occam's Razor in Action.jpg - 13 total votes ( 15 / 2 )
Occam's Razor in Action

Norelco's flagship product, Occam's Razor, has nearly the same effect on philosophers as it does on their arguments. Unfortunately it doesn't do much about beards.

Image credit: Martinultima


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-07-26 06:49:39

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Anvil Testing

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Acme anvil testing

The American military routinely uses the elderly for weapons testing, as a way to control population growth and keep the price of prunes low.

Image credit: Original concept: MoneySign. Current version: Bizzeebeever


Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-07-06 18:23:38

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DJ Beathoven

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BeethovenDropsTheBass

DJ Beathoven was one of the early pioneers of dubstep. He is known for the unique wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub sound of his music.

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: Xamralco 2012-02-28 23:37:39

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Tyrannosaurus Banks

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TyrannosaurusBanks01

Production photos from the next Jurassic Park film, starring Tyra Banks, have been released. Ebert has already given it 5 stars.

Image credit: Imrealized


Last edited by: Dannehvirus 2012-01-10 00:29:20

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Edgar Allan Po

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EdgarAllanPo

The sun is setting o'r the shore. Quoth the tubbies: "Nevermore".

Image credit: JohnnyRaven and Prettiestpretty and RabbiTechno


Last edited by: SquadalaGuy 2012-01-06 00:38:54

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Pot plant

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Potted pot bonsai

Even the plants are weird in Japan. This particular pot plant features multiple smaller pot plants in carefully crafted pots created specifically for the occasion. Or in the words of the artist, "I got stoned and spent three days trimming my pot plant. Now I'm gonna smoke it."

Image credit: Lyrithya and some stoned guys


Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-12-31 21:56:00

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Insert image title here, without link

Mexico lol.jpg - 10 Pepitos relaxing on the beach ( 10 / 0 )
Mexico lol

When relaxing on the beaches in Mexico, always remember to use protection!
(This message brought to you by the Mexico Tourism Board)

Image credit: Mattsnow, Bizzeebeever


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-12-10 15:30:32

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Goatsebusters

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Goatsebusters

There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call?

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Algorithm 2011-07-28 21:26:07

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Boogies with Badgers

Boogieswithbadgers.jpg - 11 total votes ( 19 / 8 )
Boogieswithbadgers

Kevin Costner's follow up to the moderately successful Dances with Wolves was not the big hit that Hollywood Producers had been hoping for...

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: NoNamesLeft 2011-07-06 03:34:25

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Monotony.png

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Monotony

One of the last surviving scans of John Aglethorpe's infamous Ode to the Monotony of Life, a nearly year-long piece composed of alterations between A sharp and B flat tied together.

Image credit: Dr. Skullthumper


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-07-04 13:35:30

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Sickophant

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Sickophant

A sickophant in its natural habitat.

Image credit: Lyrithya


Last edited by: Dr. Skullthumper 2011-05-25 16:15:04

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Grue vs. Grue

GvG.jpg - 12 total votes ( 23 / 11 )
GvG

Movie poster for the epic film, Grue vs. Grue.

Image credit: Sliferjam


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 08:04:40

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BiLightPoster

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BiLightPoster

An amusing satire on popular nonsense.

Image credit: MeepStarLives


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 08:02:24

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Carpet Muncher

Carpet muching 1.jpg - 13.5 carpets munched ( 17 / 3.5 )
Carpet muching 1

For the lady in your life. Whether you fry it, bake it, or broil it, carpet will always be a tasty treat for young and old.

Image credit: Splaka


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:55:13

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Damned Germans shot my beer!

Damned Germans Shot My Beer.png - 11 bloody Huns shooting a jolly Englishman's Guinness ( 15 / 4 )
Damned Germans Shot My Beer

Ah, a nice cold Guinness, I-- ...What the??? Damn you, you Krauts!

Image credit: Jocke Pirat


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:43:52

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Planet!!

Planet.jpg - 11.5 planets, damn it! ( 23.5 / 12 )
Planet

Pluto's revenge after being demoted. Sun and Moon were no help to Earth.

Image credit: Tedmund


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:40:13

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Dong covering

Due to the fragile nature of the small coins, its is often necessary to cover the dong for protection.

Image credit: Sonje


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:38:23

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Rms

Rms.jpg - 12 total votes ( 19 / 7 )
Rms

Controversial picture: Freedom of Software or disrespect to Islam?
Possibly the world's least subtle terrorist... Shouldn't that be GNU/Islam?

Image credit: Mahroww


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:25:25

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Whack-A-Mao

Whack a mao.gif - 10 total votes ( 28.5 / 18.5 )
Whack a mao

Whack-A-Mao: the national pastime of Taiwan.

Image credit: Splaka


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:17:22

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SwineFlu

SwineFlu.jpg - 11 total votes ( 18 / 7 )
SwineFlu

Once the pharmaceutical companies had porked the porcine strain with mother's classic formula, the only epidemic plaguing the world was terrible, terrible puns.

Image credit: Lemsip for providing the original and me for editing as well as coral for letting me edit it.


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:16:19

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iPod Jesus

Ipodchristcrx.png - 13 sins died for during "You Are The Music In Me" ( 15 / 2 )
Ipodchristcrx

Just his luck that it got stuck on Jesus Christ Superstar that fateful afternoon...

Image credit: Prettiestpretty


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 07:12:55

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Need a hand?

Handbox.jpg - 12 Nicely packaged arms ( 15 / 3 )
Handbox

Uncyclopedia Health Service - We couldn't save it, but I'll be damned if we couldn't package it up nicely and send it to you in a box.

Image credit: Seeker


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:15:16

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Moais True Feeling

Moaishoot.jpg - 13 statues commanded to "not move". ( 23 / 10 )
Moaishoot

Now we know why they look so intense, all of them.

Image credit: Gneomi


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:12:37

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America NRV'd

America nrv2.jpg - 12 total votes ( 25 / 13 )
America nrv2

One of God's many duties involves making sure all the world's contributions are of an acceptable standard. Unfortunately this involves the tedious task of clearing out a large amount of crap every so often. Dissidents who note that this stamping and clearing arbitrarily kills millions are placed on the "naughty" list.

Image credit: Spang


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:07:48

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Tom Wants You!

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I want scientology finished

Why wouldn't you join? Tom Cruise is a member! Don't you trust Tom?

Image credit: LinkTGF


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:05:06

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Death of Porchesia

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Porchesia-deleted

It was a sad sad day in the Mediterranean region, as thousands of Porchesians were incinerated by the Wikipedia adminatti, who deny the incident ever took place, and indeed, the existence of Porchesia.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 06:03:21

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Drunk Olympics

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Drunkos

The Drunk Olympics is an athletic competition in which all participating athletes compete in several sporting events while intoxicated far beyond the typical human breaking point. It has spawned the creation of several organized competitions, including Thunderdome and Cup Stacking.

Image credit: The Thinker


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:46:14

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ChronChron.jpg

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ChronChron

The creation of Uncyclopedia (or alternatively you could imagine your own funny caption here).

Image credit: Sannse


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:43:21

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The Baron at the Battle of Waterloo

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Waterloo Baron

The Red Baron causing havoc at the Battle of Waterloo

Image credit: Under user


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:40:37

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Kung Pooh

Kung-pooh.jpg - 12 Ninja Bears ( 17 / 5 )
Kung-pooh

Proof that the Tao of Pooh isn't something to be overlooked...

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:39:54

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Optimus Prime - Transformer

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OptimusTransformer

Transformer is Optimus Prime's breakthrough second solo album, released in December 1972. Unlike its predecessor Optimus Prime, eight songs of which were leftovers from his Autobot days, this album contains mainly new material, and spawned the hit song "Walk on the I'm A Huge Fucking Robot Side".

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:38:03

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I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler!

Nothitler.jpg - 10.5 total votes ( 25.5 / 15 )
Nothitler

It'll have the kids saying, "Jawohl, mein Führer!"

Image credit: Splaka


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:27:55

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Chocolate Hitler

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Milk chocolate hitler bite

Chocolate Hitler is "...very yummy," says four year old Katrina.

Image credit: Splaka


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:18:47

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Sonnet the Hedgehog

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Sonic101

"Alas, poor Miles! I knew him, Knuckles: a fellow of infinite tails, of most mediocre flying ability."

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-05-10 09:04:05

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Metro Freud

MetroFreud.jpg - 14 total votes ( 27 / 13 )
MetroFreud

As always, Freud has the answer.

Image credit: Spintherism


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-10 08:13:23

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Catcher in the Rye

Catcher-rye-full.jpg - 14 total votes ( 24 / 10 )
Catcher-rye-full

J.D. Salinger wrote a book about baseball or bread or something.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-10 07:58:06

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Jeez-it2.jpg

Jeez-it2.jpg - 11 total votes ( 13 / 2 )
Jeez-it2

Orange, chewy, and holy; communion will never be the same again!

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:21:56

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Line

Line.gif - 10.5 kids who are moving up from snorting Pixy Stix ( 16.5 / 6 )
Line

Popular childrens' game involving cocaine. The "I'm a Romanian immigrant snorting myself to death" version will be available in stores in the near future.

Image credit: Freebasser


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:17:13

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XXXTigerGame.jpg

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XXXTigerGame

With Tiger Woods' newest game out, all the girls can get a look at his nice big rod.

Image credit: MeepStarLives


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 08:00:49

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Pen Island

Penisland.jpg - 12 Weird-shaped land masses ( 12 / 0 )
Penisland

This is just tasteless. Absolutely juvenile!

Image credit: User:Zana Dark


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:11:54

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"ShitterParadox.png

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ShitterParadox

You know what they say, "You can't shit a shitter". But M.C. Escher will be damned if he didn't try!

Image credit: KneeChee27


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:04:15

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Poker hand

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Poker hand

Figuring he would at last turn around his luck, Wild Jim drew the fabled dead man's hand.

Image credit: Sonje


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 06:53:05

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Image:Pity.png

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Pity

Mr. T offers a new day for America. A Day of Pity.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 06:50:31

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Image:Boobies.jpg

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Boobies

Hunted almost to extinction for their magnificent plumage, the booby population has exploded thanks to careful protection by ornithologists of the final breeding pair. Two boobies, in the vernacular of birdwatching, are known as "a pair of tits".

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 06:40:50

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Thelastbachelorparty.jpg

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Thelastbachelorparty

"And verily because it was Christ's last bachelor party, the guys also did pay for a lap dance." Many artists have sought inspiration from Judith Priest's famous dance before the Lord as portrayed in Lewd Acts of the Apostles.

Image credit: Prettiestpretty


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 06:15:27

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Calvin and Hobbes

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Calvin atheist

Calvin and Hobbes was a popular comic strip during the 80s and 90s which discussed various religious ideas. Though he would later become known for his theory of predestination, John Calvin, shown here, was plagued by recurring religious doubt throughout his early career.

Image credit: Squiggle


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:27:05

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Zombie Che

Zombieche.png - 10 total votes ( 23 / 13 )
Zombieche

Note to all world leaders: When the zombies show up, the Marxists are never far behind.

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:27:03

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McJesus

McJeebus.jpg - 14 total votes ( 30 / 16 )
McJeebus

"And yea, God did provide Happy Meals unto them, for they were the hungry 5000. And blessed were the free toys...And on the third day the burgers and fries were reheated and served again...and he saw that it was good. [McCheese 15:24]"

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:27:00

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Africamapclear

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Africamapclear

Africa is widely known by those in the US to be Earth's shittiest continent. For one thing, the land is wracked with hunger, poverty, disease, and genocide. It is also filled with monkeys, like those parks where they tear your car to shreds. Not a pleasant place, all things considered. (Rwanda sucks and has a very retarded name.) Things from Africa include: zoo animals, human trials, like monkeys; lots of fruit...um... AIDS? AIDS is from there, right? And black people? Hey, is that where African Americans came from? Yeah? Well, who knew?

Image credit: Jordanus


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:26:49

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Noob-Friendly Almanack

Noob offensive.jpg - 10 total votes ( 19 / 9 )
Noob offensive

Chronicling every edit from every date between 20 April 2005 and 20 April 2006, the Newbie Friendly Uncyclopedia Almanack is the Uncyclopedia Noob's ultimate sourcepoint, written in such simple language that even the n00best of n00bs can comprehend such subjects as the Bermuda Triangle with ease.

Image credit: Hindleyite


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:25:43

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ET 2 - The Extreme Terrestrial

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ET2-ExtremeTerrestrial

E.T., Spielberg's classic Science Fiction film, joins the ranks of movies not needing sequels to get a sequel.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:55

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Moses with Ipad.jpg

Moses with Ipad.jpg - 10 Ipads held by Moses. ( 11 / 1 )
Moses with Ipad

When Moses finally reached the top of Mount Sinai he was surprised to find God had left him the holy iPad; complete with the ten commandments, the angry birds app, and all!

Image credit: Magic man and his friend.


Last edited by: Magic man 2011-04-24 17:35:44

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Hen Tie

Hen tie.jpg - 10 flying hens ( 11 / 1 )
Hen tie

Although the practice has been popular in Japan for centuries, only recently have men in Western countries begun to wear live hens in the place of the usual cloth neck ties.

Image credit: The Hedgehog


Last edited by: Joe9320 2011-03-25 10:10:00

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Evil Cookie Monster

EvilCM.jpg - 14 total votes ( 24 / 10 )
EvilCM

Cookie Monster's last name becomes much more accurate when he is deprived of cookies...

Image credit: Count of Monkey Crisco


Last edited by: MRAZ 2010-11-14 03:29:31

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Paul the Obscene.jpg

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Paul the Obscene

St Paul the Obscene exposing himself to the Sanhedrin - Verse 69, Lewd Acts of the Apostles

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Zim ulator 2010-07-17 17:24:41

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Cornwallis Surrenders

CornhollisSurrender.jpg - 10 total votes ( 12 / 2 )
CornhollisSurrender

General Cornwallis, after initial demands for T.P. for his bunghole, surrenders to General Washington at Yorktown. Cornwallis, however, refused to return Washington's hat, even after being called a 'fartknocker'.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Bradaphraser 2009-10-20 01:55:21

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Lincoln's Laptop

Lincoln laptop.jpg - 12 total votes ( 18 / 6 )
Lincoln laptop

And so it was that Abraham Lincoln was shot, killed by an actor for sending those stupid 'Joke of the Day' E-mails to Jefferson Davis.

Image credit: Silius


Last edited by: Rbpolsen 2009-10-07 01:46:46

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Pope Dawkins

Dawkins2.jpg - 10.5 Flying Spaghetti Messiahs ( 17 / 6.5 )
Dawkins2

Richard Dawkins, leading atheist and crusader for science, begins to take his role too seriously and surprises us all with his worrying new look.

Image credit: Seeker


Last edited by: Kychot 2009-05-30 09:24:12

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NWO

Iwo jima MediumVitaOd.jpg - 10 total votes ( 13 / 3 )
Iwo jima MediumVitaOd

Oil Wells Of Our Fathers - coming soon to a theater near Texas.

Image credit: --VitalOD


Last edited by: RAHB 2008-10-10 21:00:59

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Apple pie chart

Apple pie chart.jpg - 10 total votes ( 19 / 9 )
Apple pie chart

The apple pie chart: A winning presentation.

Image credit: Okochama


Last edited by: Zombiebaron 2008-08-22 16:01:02

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How Admins see Uncyclopedia

Matrixdickjoke.jpg - 14 Subliminal Messages ( 15 / 1 )
Matrixdickjoke

"After a while you don't even see the code any more. You just see dicks... penis... gay... euroipods..."

Image credit: Isra1337


Last edited by: Vampiregirl 2008-08-06 00:08:07

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Disney Vangogh

DisneyVangogh.jpg - 11 ears ( 11 / 0 )
DisneyVangogh

Not only is it a small world, it also always was a small world. Apparently.

Image credit: SimulacrumCaputosis


Last edited by: Algorithm 2008-07-20 18:18:22

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Full Metal Jacket

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Fmj

In Full Metal Jacket, a U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects jacket potatoes have on his fellow Marine recruits from peeling them in basic training to the brutal food fights in Vietnam.

Image credit: Olipro, Severian


Last edited by: Robertodole 2008-04-10 06:52:11

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Skin Flute

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SkinFlute

The Skin Flute, an instrument that many bohemians and crack-whores enjoy playing in their spare time, has greatly increased in popularity due to additives that can increase comfortable playing time by nearly four hours. Oftentimes, a skin flautist uses the instrument of another to play their masterpieces, for which they are either paid a substantial sum, given a follow-up performance, or neither. The practice of giving a skin flute to more than one person to play has led to the spread of many STDs - that is, skinflute transmitted diseases - and has thus also increased its cultural taboo.

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: Zombiebaron 2008-01-12 19:11:04

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Armstrong on the Moon

Armstrong moon.JPG - 11 lunar trumpet solos ( 14 / 3 )
Armstrong moon

The famous 1969 Life cover featuring The Apollo Program's culmination, the successful landing of Louis Armstrong on the Moon.

Image credit: Gerrycheevers


Last edited by: Rolando8 2008-01-09 14:17:35

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Mimes silent radio

Mimes-silent-radio.jpg - 11 enthralling hours of silent radio programming ( 11 / 0 )
Mimes-silent-radio

Mimes were a staple of radio in the 1920s.

Image credit: Rljenk


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-10-26 18:51:34

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Interstate Signs

Interstate4Signs.JPG - 14 Horrendous Advertisements ( 16 / 2 )
Interstate4Signs

Getting around the Interstate 4 has never been easier or less stressful!

Image credit: Enzo Aquarius


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-10-16 02:25:51

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Tombstone Kops

Tombstone kops.jpg - 12 Flans Flung in Anger ( 16 / 4 )
Tombstone kops

The 1997 film Tombstone Kops, one of many Hollywood movies based on the historic events surrounding the now infamous Bunfight at the OK Corrall, is considered by many to be the nadir of Slapstick Movies.

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-30 18:16:23

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Ben Franklin, kickin' it oldschool

Benjaminfranklinoldschool.jpg - 14 MCs bustin' rhymes ( 16 / 2 )
Benjaminfranklinoldschool

Benjamin Franklin: founding father, inventor, politician, passionate kite-flier, and self-proclaimed King of Rhyme. In short, a true Renaissance man.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-30 09:12:48

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Kafka's Metamorphosis

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Kafkametamorphosis

Franz Kafka started his career as a newspaper cartoonist, before being sued by Gary Larson in the court of his own mind.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-30 08:38:59

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Uluru's Paintjob

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Uluruconstruction1

Each year, Uluru's paint is refreshed to prepare for the upcoming tourist season.

Image credit: Hindleyite


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-30 08:05:27

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Osama bin Grinchen

Osamabingrinchen1.jpg - 11 stolen presents ( 20 / 9 )
Osamabingrinchen1

Osama bin Grinchen has declared Jihad on the holiday season and commands Islamists to ruin it for infidel children worldwide.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-30 00:41:27

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Dead Funny

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Deadfunnytomb

The Tomb of the Unknown Uncyclopedian.

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-29 23:45:40

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St. Stephen the Martyr

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Stephenmartyr

St. Stephen the ProtoMartyr, the first adherant of the Christian faith to be martyred.<p> According to the New Testament Acts of the Apostles, Stephen attached sixteen sticks of dynamite to his chest, detonating them in a crowded market in Jerusalem, killing 32 Zionists and 2 Great Satans, and wounding dozens more. Stephen is venerated as a Saint by the Catholic Church, and in many countries St. Stephen's Day is a publicly recognized holiday.

St. Stephen is depicted here in a 12th century Orthodox icon. The grenade in his hand is probably anachronistic.

Image credit: Isra1337


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-29 23:22:03

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Etch-A-Sculpt

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Davidsketch

It wasn't until Michelangelo's parents gave him a "Etch-A-Sculpt" that he decided to become an artist.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-29 06:55:14

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Captain Obvious

CaptObviousTitanic.jpg - 12 total votes ( 26 / 14 )
CaptObviousTitanic

Captain Obvious on the Titanic.

Image credit: PiOfFive


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-29 01:33:41

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Colossus of Barbie

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ColossusofBarbie

One of the seven wonders of the pre-feminist movement, the Colossus of Barbie stands as a silent sentinel, ever-watching, over Toydom's Valley of the Dolls. In an ode to its majesty, Percy Bysshe Shelley declared:

That all the world remains, to seem, unchanged,
Her triumph o'er the rivers, wrath, and range,
Of her immortal gaze, fixed cold with steel,
I dare not but apease her wealth with meal.
But, yet, Man has not seen her to the test;
What's more, pity I couldn't bugger her like all the rest.
This is evidence that when the monument was built, people were of the belief that God was indeed a woman. Take that, Benedict XVI!

Image credit: Prettiestpretty


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-29 01:27:55

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George W. Bush and the lepers

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Bush lepers

This picture was painted at the scene of George Bush's recent visit to Iraq. Locals rushed out to greet him, as he went about his official business: visiting the sick and needy, dispensing worldly and timeless wisdom, even finding time to heal a few lepers.

Image credit: Spang


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-28 23:13:13

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Michael Jackson and the Dingoes

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Jacksonbabyoutback

Michael Jackson demonstrating the proper way to feed dingos.

Image credit: Gianthogweed


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-28 22:49:38

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Polar Bear

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Polarbear

Polar bears are often mistaken for bloodthirsty predators due to the messes they make while eating raspberries.

Image credit: Mahroww


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-28 20:26:46

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Lost

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Lost

The elusive sign to the Stairway to Heaven.

Image credit: Codeine


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-28 20:18:04

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Sharks

Sharks.jpg - 11 total votes ( 21 / 10 )
Sharks

Sharks with frikkin' laser-beams attached to their frikkin' heads.

Image credit: Rei


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-28 08:09:54

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