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Piglet's Mugshot

Pigletmugshot.jpg - 17 anthropomorphic pigs awaiting trial ( 19 / 2 )

...the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines...

Image credit: Modusoperandi

Last edited by: Spike 2014-11-29 11:26:02


Bad News soup

Badnewssoup.jpg - 19.5 total votes ( 32 / 12.5 )

Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse...

Image credit: Doug

Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2012-06-03 05:49:28


Darwin and St. Michael

MichaelSatanMonkeyDarwin.jpg - 17 Angelic Monkeys ( 20 / 3 )

St. Michael the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to prevent him from revealing Michael's horrible secret. Darwin, belonging to the fitter of the species, survived.

Image credit: Isra1337

Last edited by: Wall Dough 2012-01-28 13:49:32


FIFA 2010 Logo - Armed Robbery Edition

Fifa2010 logo.png - 19 bullets in a soccer player ( 19 / 0 )
Fifa2010 logo

The revised logo for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa has been designed to incorporate the host nation's actual national sport...

Image credit: Sonje

Last edited by: Funnybony 2011-06-08 19:10:30


Mao Zedong portrait.jpg

Mao Zedong portrait.jpg - 15 300x1 ( 15 / 0 )
Mao Zedong portrait

Chairman Meow

Image credit: Socky

Last edited by: Sonje 2011-05-14 02:14:04


Angry God

Godpissed.png - 16 Holes In The Ocean ( 26 / 10 )

God is pissed.

Image credit: Tripod2282

Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-05-13 09:52:46



Jarhead3.jpg - 15 pushups ( 23 / 8 )

A WWI-era Jarhead recruiting poster helped to bring many new recruits into the beloved US Marine Corps.

Image credit: One-eyed_Jack

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-13 05:59:34


U2 Falls on Hard Times

U2-down-and-out.jpg - 19 total votes ( 23 / 4 )

During the late 1990s, the band U2 fell on hard times.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-05-10 08:11:56



UKLanding01.jpg - 15 British Moon Landings ( 21 / 6 )

This is one small step for a gentleman, rather too much for working class types, I fear.

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:15:09


Professional Potato Sack Racing

Pro sack race.jpg - 17 men in large sacks ( 18 / 1 )
Pro sack race

After tiring of bourgeois racing events such as MotoGP and Formula One, Valentino Rossi enters the competitive world of Potato Sack Racing

Image credit: Sonje

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:12:09


"tihs" is funny

Vaderguild.jpg - 19 tiny rebels, 10 tiny toes ( 19 / 0 )

Never underestimate the power of the dwarf.

Image credit: Modusoperandi

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:02:47


""Saving"" Private Elmo

SavingPrivateElmo.jpg - 16 muppets ( 18 / 2 )

This film is brought to you by The Number Eight: The number of muppets it takes to save one.

Image credit: Sonje

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 07:00:54


Michael and the children.jpg

Michael and the children.jpg - 15 total votes ( 17 / 2 )
Michael and the children

Like Jesus, Michael Jackson just wants the little children to come to him.

Image credit: Sonje

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 06:56:32


The Jean Pool

Jeanpool1.png - 19 pools of jeans. Geddit? ( 19 / 0 )

Experts advise against chlorinating the jean pool, as it causes the dye to bleed, and acid-washed jeans haven't been cool since '86.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 06:49:23



9-11.png - 18 total votes ( 22 / 4 )

9-Eleven, a world-wide chain of convenience stores serving the needs of those who seek to overthrow whichever hated oppressor is in vogue at the time, is now owned by a conglomeration of businessmen operating out of Afghanistan for tax purposes. People often call them when they need fat. In a bun.

Image credit: FreeMorpheme

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:26:56



ThatsNoMoonThatsWikipedia.jpg - 18 total votes ( 32 / 14 )

Gosh, Wikipedia is starting to get a little too big...

Image credit: DaMenace

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:24:41


Microsoft Word Processor

Wordprocessor.png - 16 total votes ( 26 / 10 )

The Microsoft Word Processor is good for the office and the kitchen! It can be yours for just 3 easy payments of $39.99!

Image credit: Tripod2282

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:24:38



IWinAd.png - 18.5 justifiable homicides ( 30.5 / 12 )

Even the power of an iPod is no match for the common gun.

Image credit: Llama-Llover

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:46


Bass Player

Bass player.JPG - 18 total votes ( 24 / 6 )
Bass player

Cliff Williams of popular music combo AC/DC seen here practising his scales on his custom bass guitar. This bass couldn't produce any tunas, or even any tunes.

Image credit: Col.swordman

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:32


Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City

GTA-VC-cover.jpg - 19.5 total votes ( 26.5 / 7 )

The cover of Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City, in stores soon.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-03-08 08:50:45


Sexual Predator

SexualPredator.jpg - 19 Fellatio-related accidents ( 24 / 5 )

"El cazador que hace trofeos de los hombres" - the demon who makes trophies of men.

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-02-26 23:43:03


UnUsual Suspects

100AcreSuspects.jpg - 17 Jars of Honey ( 19 / 2 )

"The greatest trick Christopher Robin ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2009-08-30 15:05:17


Sistine Graffiti

SistineGraffiti.png - 17 total votes ( 17 / 0 )

A great disturbance was recorded in the historical community today when what appeared to be a preliminary version of the Michelangelan Fresco that decorates the Sistine Chapel was found spraypainted on a remote alleyway in Rome. Notable historians whatsisname and thatguy said it was due to Michelangelo's intense desire to be accepted into the Renaissance art movement, which they say "required a fair amount of street cred."

Image credit: Zombiebaron

Last edited by: The Woodburninator 2009-08-13 17:49:08


American Goths

American goths.jpg - 17 total votes ( 18 / 1 )
American goths

Unfortunately, despite traditional farmers' resilience across the ages, the "American Gothic" lifestyle just isn't what it used to be.

Image credit: Splaka

Last edited by: The Woodburninator 2009-08-13 17:44:18


Rock Gods

GuitarStatue.png - 16.5 Stone Cold Divinities of Rock ( 18.5 / 2 )

Symphonia, the Greek goddess of rock (Opera in Roman mythology) was one of the lesser goddesses born to Tethys and Oceanus. She is said to bless those who truly appreciate "a killer riff" by turning herself into a sculpture made out of stone (it is assumed marble). She is considered a lesser goddess because this happened only once.

Image credit: Zombiebaron

Last edited by: Todd Lyons 2009-06-13 01:17:02


Mono Lisa

MonoLisa.jpg - 19.5 total votes ( 32.5 / 13 )

DaVinci's Hewlett-Packard printer was to be the undoing of his most famous work, resulting in what art scholars have termed the "Mono Lisa."
Hewlett Packard were unavailable for comment as the CEO was busy discussing a merger with Ferrari to create the world's first petrol powered printer.
DaVinci is said to be in a closed door meeting with Dan Brown to discuss the implications of this event.

Image credit: Nonymous

Last edited by: AnotherBadName 2009-01-18 07:08:24


Waiting Wilde

Cool-wilde.jpg - 15 total votes ( 18 / 3 )

Unable to reach Him by phone, Oscar Wilde took his seat in God's waiting room (also called purgatory). It is believed that he waits there to this day.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: Rooob 2009-01-08 20:19:22


Adobe Potatochop CS

Potatochopcs.jpg - 19 total votes ( 24 / 5 )

Adobe Potatochop is the industry standard software for chip production amongst chip shops the length and breadth of England. Available with a number of plugins, including the most recent 'extra crispy' update, it is, along with Adobe Suppersready one of Adobe's most well known pieces of software.

Image credit: Mhaille

Last edited by: Silicson 2009-01-03 14:57:47



ChickenboxDeepFryer.png - 18 Foul tasting fowl ( 21 / 3 )

And they said it couldn't be done.

Image credit: Tom mayfair

Last edited by: TheGreatLiquidFox 2008-08-04 14:08:36


Vader's Segway

Vadersegway2.jpg - 16.5 products placed ( 23.5 / 7 )

Darth Vader was the only spawn of Qui-Gon-Jinn, a legendary intergalactic televangelist who made millions on the planet Naboo curing toasters of inflammation. During his reign as King of Iceland, Darth Vader often took time off to endorse a variety of things, including the Segway.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: The Nails 2008-06-18 04:01:13

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