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Pontius Pilot

Pontius pilot.JPG - 24.5 programs not at fault ( 35.5 / 11 )
Pontius pilot

The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you.

Image credit: Savethemooses


Last edited by: SPIKE 2014-09-19 07:11:16

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Popup Blocked

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PopupBlocked

Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

Image credit: Blah Blah Blah


Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:52:04

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KGB Stalin

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Kfcstalinsexiest

If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing.

Image credit: Bezdomniy


Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:47:42

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Lance Brick

Lance brick.jpg - 24 total votes ( 28 / 4 )
Lance brick

When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century.

Image credit: Sunsneezer


Last edited by: MadMax 2012-03-17 22:59:35

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GI Jew: The Movie

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Gi-jew-movie

GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: AmericanBastard 2011-12-09 15:35:38

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Chainsawcharge.jpg

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Chainsawcharge

Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war.

Image credit: Asahatter


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-09-23 09:29:02

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Satan's Job

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Satan-job

Satan hates his job, too. You're not like Satan. Are you?

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: NoNamesLeft 2011-05-07 05:32:17

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WikiSphere.jpg

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WikiSphere

Imagine a world in which the sum of all human knowledge is in your hand.

Image credit: SunnyChow


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 06:43:19

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Jesus on Raptor

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Jesus on raptor

Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account.
From the New Cooler Edition: "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37 (NCE)

Image credit: Tshell


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:27:14

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Dali's 'Stache

DaliStache.jpg - 25.5 total votes ( 27.5 / 2 )
DaliStache

You want surreal? Try wasting four hours a day waxing your 'stache until it closely resembles your entire Catalonian name. That's surreal.

Image credit: Imrealized


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:27:07

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Thermopylae

Thermopylae.jpg - 27 total votes ( 30 / 3 )
Thermopylae

Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:26:58

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Crop Finger

Crop circles.jpg - 22.5 total votes ( 28.5 / 6 )
Crop circles

I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time...

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:25:45

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Fox News: Middle-earth edition

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FoxSpoof

In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market.

Image credit: Kharpert


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:49

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The Fifth Horseman

Helloapocalypse.jpg - 34.5 total votes ( 37.5 / 3 )
Helloapocalypse

"Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?"

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:35

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Age of Umpires

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Aoushot1

A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket.

Image credit: Hindleyite


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:21

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Vitruvian Man

Leonardo.jpg - 20.5 total votes ( 31.5 / 11 )
Leonardo

Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy.

Image credit: Rei


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:17

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Grue Crossing

Grue crossing.jpg - 24 total votes ( 33 / 9 )
Grue crossing

The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:15

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MS Paint screenshot

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Mspaint

A screenshot of MS Paint, an image manipulation program.

Image credit: Nonymous


Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:11

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Little Miss Psycho

Psycho.jpg - 29 total votes ( 30 / 1 )
Psycho

Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating.

Image credit: Bonjo Nelson


Last edited by: Mimo&maxus 2011-03-05 11:21:14

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Bunch of Windows errors

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Errors

Windows XP is a reliable computer program, as shown here.

Image credit: Guest


Last edited by: DJ Mixerr 2011-02-05 18:01:50

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Canadian Special Forces

Canadian Soldiers.jpg - 21 total votes ( 26 / 5 )
Canadian Soldiers

In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley.

Image credit: NewMess1ah


Last edited by: Shabidoo 2010-12-29 23:27:21

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Midol for Admins

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Admin-pms

The pill for what ails our administrators.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: MRAZ 2010-11-14 04:00:32

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Lego Assassination

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LegoAssassination2

The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay.

Image credit: Sliferjam


Last edited by: Funnybony 2010-05-25 08:32:25

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Stained Glass Mr. T

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MrT-stained-glass

Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Fuzzywuzzy6 2010-04-15 23:04:37

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Chill The Fuck Out

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Ctfo

Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Funnybony 2010-04-07 08:37:34

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Hand Grenade

Hand grenade.jpg - 30 total votes ( 33 / 3 )
Hand grenade

The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you.

Image credit: Mosquitopsu


Last edited by: 92.12.31.10 2009-12-05 13:17:32

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Mickeys

Mickey Pill.jpg - 21.5 total votes ( 27.5 / 6 )
Mickey Pill

Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers.

Image credit: Rcmurphy


Last edited by: Criselnox 2009-09-06 12:02:42

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Mohammed Cartoon (?)

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Backofhead

Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be the back of Mohammad's head.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2009-08-26 01:05:45

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Falstrop's Amazing Kitten Huffing Device

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Falstropskittenhuffing

Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop.

Image credit: Sannse


Last edited by: 12.106.79.115 2008-11-07 00:38:55

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Trojan Horse

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Trojan horse

Looking for protection for your stallion? Safe sex whilst getting your oats? Look no further than Trojan Horse condoms. For the serious rider. Available in "Large", "Extra Large" and "Ouch!".

Image credit: sannse


Last edited by: Zombiebaron 2008-10-01 19:26:01

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Nuke Me if you can

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Nukemeifyoucan2

Now showing at all good Middle-Eastern warzones near you!

Image credit: Olipro


Last edited by: Judge Zarbi 2008-10-01 12:45:43

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American Imperialism

Imperialism2.jpg - 24 total votes ( 27 / 3 )
Imperialism2

Though the United States' new strategy in Iraq has proven effective at routing insurgent rebels, it has done little to relieve the stigma of what many perceive as American imperialism.

Image credit: Thetoastman


Last edited by: WiredFREAK 2008-05-25 01:03:35

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Tsar Wars IV

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TsarwarsIV

Tsar Wars Episode IV, No Hope

Image credit: Sannse


Last edited by: Ljlego 2008-03-29 22:19:31

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Mavis Beacon Teaches Stereotyping

Mavis Beacon.jpg - 23 total votes ( 25 / 2 )
Mavis Beacon

A powerful tool for stereotype reassignment.

Image credit: Rcmurphy


Last edited by: Ljlego 2008-01-25 00:39:39

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Dog Hazard

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DogLabels

By popular demand, the National Pet Association has released a new guide for the best household chemicals to use for exploding your dog. Caveat Canem, indeed.

Image credit: MoneySign


Last edited by: 75.69.118.1 2007-12-23 03:22:14

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Cthulhu's Vacation

CthulhuReadyForHoliday.jpg - 21 disappointed Lovecraft entities ( 21 / 0 )
CthulhuReadyForHoliday

"Hey, guys! Where ya goin'? I'm all packed and... aaaww, shit, there goes the bus."

Image credit: Some user


Last edited by: Algorithm 2007-09-30 20:00:31

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