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Fox News: Middle-earth edition

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In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market.

Image credit: Kharpert

Last edited by: Nigel Scribbler 2017-07-21 03:36:52


Tsar Wars IV

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Tsar Wars Episode IV, No Hope

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Last edited by: Spike 2017-06-07 11:14:41


Pontius Pilot

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Pontius pilot

The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you.

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Last edited by: Spike 2014-09-19 07:11:16


Popup Blocked

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Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

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Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:52:04


KGB Stalin

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If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing.

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Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:47:42


Lance Brick

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Lance brick

When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century.

Image credit: Sunsneezer

Last edited by: Un-MadMax 2012-03-17 22:59:35


GI Jew: The Movie

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GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: AmericanBastard 2011-12-09 15:35:38



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Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war.

Image credit: Asahatter

Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-09-23 09:29:02


Satan's Job

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Satan hates his job, too. You're not like Satan. Are you?

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: NoNamesLeft 2011-05-07 05:32:17



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Imagine a world in which the sum of all human knowledge is in your hand.

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 06:43:19


Jesus on Raptor

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Jesus on raptor

Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account.
From the New Cooler Edition: "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37 (NCE)

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:27:14


Dali's 'Stache

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You want surreal? Try wasting four hours a day waxing your 'stache until it closely resembles your entire Catalonian name. That's surreal.

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:27:07



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Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:26:58


Crop Finger

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Crop circles

I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time...

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 05:25:45


The Fifth Horseman

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"Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?"

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:35


Age of Umpires

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A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket.

Image credit: Hindleyite

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:21


Vitruvian Man

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Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy.

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Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:17


Grue Crossing

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Grue crossing

The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:15


MS Paint screenshot

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A screenshot of MS Paint, an image manipulation program.

Image credit: Nonymous

Last edited by: Fnoodle 2011-04-27 02:15:11


Little Miss Psycho

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Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating.

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Last edited by: Mimo&maxus 2011-03-05 11:21:14


Bunch of Windows errors

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Windows XP is a reliable computer program, as shown here.

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Last edited by: DJ Mixerr 2011-02-05 18:01:50


Canadian Special Forces

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Canadian Soldiers

In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley.

Image credit: NewMess1ah

Last edited by: Shabidoo 2010-12-29 23:27:21


Midol for Admins

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The pill for what ails our administrators.

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Last edited by: MRAZ 2010-11-14 04:00:32


Lego Assassination

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The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay.

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Last edited by: Funnybony 2010-05-25 08:32:25


Stained Glass Mr. T

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Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: Fuzzywuzzy6 2010-04-15 23:04:37


Chill The Fuck Out

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Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

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Last edited by: Funnybony 2010-04-07 08:37:34


Hand Grenade

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Hand grenade

The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you.

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Last edited by: 2009-12-05 13:17:32



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Mickey Pill

Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers.

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Last edited by: Criselnox 2009-09-06 12:02:42


Mohammed Cartoon (?)

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Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be the back of Mohammad's head.

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Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2009-08-26 01:05:45


Falstrop's Amazing Kitten Huffing Device

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Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop.

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Last edited by: 2008-11-07 00:38:55


Trojan Horse

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Trojan horse

Looking for protection for your stallion? Safe sex whilst getting your oats? Look no further than Trojan Horse condoms. For the serious rider. Available in "Large", "Extra Large" and "Ouch!".

Image credit: sannse

Last edited by: Zombiebaron 2008-10-01 19:26:01


Nuke Me if you can

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Now showing at all good Middle-Eastern warzones near you!

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Last edited by: Judge Zarbi 2008-10-01 12:45:43


American Imperialism

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Though the United States' new strategy in Iraq has proven effective at routing insurgent rebels, it has done little to relieve the stigma of what many perceive as American imperialism.

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Last edited by: WiredFREAK 2008-05-25 01:03:35


Mavis Beacon Teaches Stereotyping

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Mavis Beacon

A powerful tool for stereotype reassignment.

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Last edited by: Ljlego 2008-01-25 00:39:39


Dog Hazard

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By popular demand, the National Pet Association has released a new guide for the best household chemicals to use for exploding your dog. Caveat Canem, indeed.

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Last edited by: 2007-12-23 03:22:14


Cthulhu's Vacation

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"Hey, guys! Where ya goin'? I'm all packed and... aaaww, shit, there goes the bus."

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Last edited by: Un-Algorithm 2007-09-30 20:00:31