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InAWormhole

Featured picture candidate
InAWormhole

In A Wormhole

Image credit: created by Drunkenshark
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 objects whirling in a wormhole
Nomination: Aleister in Chains
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom and For Drunkenshark has many good self-created images on her userpage. This is a recent one, and imnho, posterworthy. Wormholes are painless, they bring on many changes. Aleister in Chains 21:29 9 Feb. MMX
  2. For. Pippo 22:15, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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iPad Revealed

Featured picture candidate
iPad Revealed

The world was treated by Steve Jobs on the 27th of January to the next generation of iProducts: the world's most technologically sophisticated maxipad.

Image credit: I photoshopped this using one of the official iPad announcement photos and a maxipad advertisement
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 Super-Absorbent Pads
Nomination: Skinfan13 01:45, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  • For: Why not, it took me forever to do this in MS Paint, perhaps I should be rewarded for the work...--Soldat Skinfan13 20:35 EST 8 Feb 2010
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UncycloPNG

Featured picture candidate
UncycloPNG

Delete Uncyclopedia

Image credit: WaffleBoi 10:42, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0
Nomination: WaffleBoi 10:42, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. WaffleBoi 10:43, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Mheheheh. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM UotM PotM RotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H WIF~} Sunday, 07:11, Feb 7 2010
  3. "Texty', not funny. BUT YES ANYWAY carrot lol 14:24 February 8
Against Votes: 3
  1. Yes. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 22:33, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Yawn. --UU - natter 14:25, Feb 8
  3. Against - Not that impressive an image, much less lol hilarious. -- Kip teh Dip Talk Works [1] USA! fu </span>g 21:05, Feb. 8, 2010
Comments
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The Actor

Featured picture candidate
The Actor

The Actor (L'acteur) is an original oil painting by Pablo Picasso. Apologies for the minor rip. Some clumsy buffoon tripped and fell onto the keyboard while it was being photoshopped.

Image credit: Picasso and Kip the Dip
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 10 masterpieces ruined
Nomination:
For Votes: 10
  1. SN+F - Trying to capitalize off a tragedy. -- Kip teh Dip Talk Works [2] USA! fu </span>g 22:29, Jan. 26, 2010
  2. AHAHAHAHA. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:36, 26 Jan
  3. Dude, just hit the "undo" button. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:52, 27 January 2010
  4. oh now i get it --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 01:57, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
  5. you've halved its value! Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM UotM PotM RotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H WIF~} Wednesday, 04:49, Jan 27 2010
  6. Are you Mr. Bean? Ptok-BentonicznyMów!I've been nominated for RotM! Vote me! Election is usually won by the one who doesn't deserve it! 21:30, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For.carrot lol 09:18 January 29
  8. For --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:33, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Sad for --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:56, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. For Tells a current news story well by exaggerating the damage. Aleister in Chains 21:38 9 Feb. MMX
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
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BiLightPoster

Featured picture candidate
BiLightPoster

An amusing satire on popular nonsense.

Image credit: MeepStarLives
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 9 Pale Gimps
Nomination: Whoremonal 18:39, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 14
  1. Nom & For. Whoremonal 18:39, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
  2. I admit it. I laughed out loud. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:43, Dec 2
  3. For. At first I didn't see how you altered the image, then I realized you changed it to "Bilight". How droll. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:59, 2 Dec
  4. Funny Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 06:09, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  5. emo-gay-man-sex --Mn-z 19:00, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  6. How has this not been done before Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM UotM PotM RotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H WIF~} Friday, 02:42, Dec 4 2009
  7. For. --Andorin Kato 03:13, Dec. 4, 2009 (UTC)
  8. Gay. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:14, 4 December 2009
  9. For. Ellemonopy 03:28, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. lulz. zhelel 04:26 December 15
  11. For. - Retaliation against Twilight for girlifying vampires. -- Kip teh Dip Talk Works [4] USA! fu </span>g 13:39, Dec. 30, 2009
  12. For. "when I was your age, vampires sucked blood, not cock" since then, the world has gotten alot better 60px-Faggle.giftalk 11:54, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  13. For. ~Scriptsiggy.JPG 16:54, Feb 7, 2010
Ha! --Nikau 12:14, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  1. For. (thought I'd voted on this long ago, mistaken) A very good poster mock-up. I don't take it as a gay joke, but as a nice image which contains gay folk, even emo gay folk. Aleister in Chains 21:42 9 Feb. MMX
Against Votes: 5
  1. Meh. Twilight humor is hard to make extremely good, plus that "b" is a noticeably different lightness than the other letters. -RAHB 05:51, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. The 'shopped-in face isn't done that well. The changed letter is very obvious. And it's not actually that funny to me, either. --UU - natter 12:35, Dec 9
    Actually, on another look, that was uncharitable - it's not that the face isn't done well, it's that it still looks out of place, to me. --UU - natter 12:41, Dec 9
  3. Uh, no. --Algorithm 19:56, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. Please don't try to convince me that this "Twilight" thing exists. -- Roman Dog Bird Duty Now for the Future! 22:02, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  5. KURWA NIE! Ptok-BentonicznyMów!I've been nominated for RotM! Vote me! Election is usually won by the one who doesn't deserve it! 11:14, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Właśnie, nie! Pippo 22:13, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Abstain. It's funny, and excellently photoshopped, but I'm offended by gay jokes, as well as anything with Robert Pattinson's face on it. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:02,7December,2009

  • Abstain.--Per Cheddar, I have never found a Featured Image Nom. vote I agree more with. Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 07:21, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Fixed: After an inordinate amount of time, I've fixed that darned 'b' more to my satisfaction. For being a composite of five or so letter pieces, it looks miles better than the frankenstein'd original, which I would have fixed up if I knew it was going to be nommed. I'm purposely leaving it a little lighter and less yellow than the others though so that it doesn't clash with his skin as much. --MeepStarLives 00:08, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • comment I think the face looks out of place due to lighting/shadows issues. The vampire fellow at the top is being lit from a light source below, to the right-hand side, and slightly behind him, while the long-haired gentleman is being lit from the front almost dead on. Also, the vampire fellow has much harsher shadows, as though he is being illuminated from a concentrated light source, like a flashlight in a dark room. While the long hair gentleman almost artificially blurs out gradually, like he is merging with the background. --Mn-z 05:51, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Against Text-based and the "b" doesn't match the other letters. I'd change to abstain if it were fixed. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:04, December 9, 2009 (UTC) Better. The color's still off but I'll keep my promise. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:49, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
    There's an against in the comment section--do you mean this as against or abstain? Either way the vote counts wrong right now. Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  06:25, December 11, 2009 (UTC) It's fixed. Right now. Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  07:16, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. whaa!?!?!?!?!?1?one??1/!?!?1.--Tyypo 11:27, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Yo Can you align the word "Emotion" so it isn't so obvious that the E was tacked on? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:49, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Pimpin' ain't easy. I think it would be a lot better without the teeth tacked on to Edward. sausage lol 03:05, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Un-cyclo-pedia.png

Featured picture candidate
Un-cyclo-pedia.png

unCYCLOPedia - Saving the world from the propagation of one eyed monsters!

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3 people supporting the cause
Nomination:
User:PuppyOnTheRadioUser talk:PuppyOnTheRadioSpecial:Contributions/PuppyOnTheRadioPuppyOnTheRadio

For Votes: 10
  1. self-nom and for I couldn't resist the allure of this pun.
    User:PuppyOnTheRadioUser talk:PuppyOnTheRadioSpecial:Contributions/PuppyOnTheRadioPuppyOnTheRadio
  2. Incredibly stupid. I laughed out loud. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:08, Nov 12
  3. For. Although I think it would be better if it said unCYCLOPedia. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:21, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 04:12, Nov 26
  5. For. I think it's great. Whoremonal 18:46, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For I laugh--Killer_3.14 01:36, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For.Ellemonopy 06:35, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. It's amazing. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 10:11 December 23
  9. For. On the first sight, I didn't get the joke due to my Polish-inflicted spelling of the "Uncyclopedia" word (Untzytzlophedya) :P Ptok-BentonicznyMów!I've been nominated for RotM! Vote me! Election is usually won by the one who doesn't deserve it! 14:11, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
  10. For. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:38, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. I like puns. I do! But this pun is... how do I say it gently... WEAK. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM UotM PotM RotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H WIF~} Monday, 22:19, Nov 9 2009
  2. Against not that funny and per above. --Mn-z 16:58, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. It needs the capion to be funny. (although its really bad) Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:17, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against - As per Grabass2005. -- Kip teh Dip Talk Works [5] USA! fu </span>g 08:30, Dec. 6, 2009
  5. poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 22:03, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  6. No Aren't you not allowed to have text-based jokes? --Shadowslayer 21:49, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Against. --Docile hippopotamus 03:32, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • to Colin Agreed. Improved. Ellemonopy 06:13, November 16, 2009 (UTC)


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