Uncyclopedia:VFP

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Jump to: navigation, search
VFP nominations

Nominate an image you find excellent.

  • Make sure you sign your votes with --~~~~ or the "your signature with timestamp" button on the edit screen.
  • You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want.
  • Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that.
  • Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured.
  • Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original.
  • When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page.

Things to be aware of

  • Do not remove or archive nominations. Loser admins will see to that.
  • You can see all previously featured images here, or on the archived voting pages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. To vote on previously featured images, use Uncyclopedia:PFP.
  • Please read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before nominating your own image. You are also encouraged to submit your image to Image Review for peer opinions before you list it on VFP.
The Yaltabear Conference reminds you to focus on starting a Cold War.

Nominate


All nominations

Contents

[vote]

Mohammed licking a sausage

Featured picture candidate
Mohammed licking a sausage

Look, its Mohammed.

Image credit: Socky
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 0
Nomination: Mn-z 05:28, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. nom + 4 Ironically, the sausage Mohammed is eating is made of the flesh of Jewish holocaust victims. Just saying.--Mn-z 05:28, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. No reason. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!) 03:14, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  3. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA --Roman Dog Bird 04:43, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. pretty funny IMO --Tyypo 14:24, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME YOU HEATHEN • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 03:04, Nov 17 2009
  2. That's a bit bad. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 03:08, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  3. This kind of quality is rather pitiful. All you did was take one picture and add another picture to it.--Nytrospawn 17:31, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  4. huh? Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:27, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
[vote]

Un-cyclo-pedia.png

Featured picture candidate
Un-cyclo-pedia.png

UN-CYCLO-PEDIA - Saving the world from the propagation of one eyed monsters!

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 0 people supporting the cause
Nomination: Dr.    
For Votes: 3
  1. self-nom and for I couldn't resist the allure of this pun. Dr.    
  2. Incredibly stupid. I laughed out loud. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:08, Nov 12
  3. For. Although I think it would be better if it said unCYCLOPedia. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:21, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
    Agreed. Ellemonopy 06:13, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against. I like puns. I do! But this pun is... how do I say it gently... WEAK. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 22:19, Nov 9 2009
  2. Against not that funny and per above. --Mn-z 16:58, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. It needs the capion to be funny. (although its really bad) Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:17, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
[vote]

Amazing Seizure Lad

Featured picture candidate
Amazing Seizure Lad

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, come one, come all, step right up and see the Amazing Seizure Lad! Behold in amazement his contracting tonic muscles! Gasp in awe at his prolonged clonic phase! Feel your heart race at the very sight of his convulsions! His eyes will roll backwards, but we guarantee that yours will be glued to this 4-year-old prodigy! Tonight only at the Palace Theatre!"

Image credit: TheLedBalloon
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 7 masters of the convulsion
Nomination:
For Votes: 8
  1. I just realized that, in all my years on uncyclopedia, nothing I've done has ever been on VFP. So here's this. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:45, Nov 4
  2. I love self-noms. in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:45 November 4
  3. Za Awful... but also awesome Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 10:44, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Weird. I just saw this pic yesterday, and thought about nominating it. Now I see it's already here. Weird.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  07:33, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For That is ridiculously cute. --monika 05:51, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. I liked it when it was entered in the Aristocrat's Ball, and I like it now. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:23, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Puts me in mind of 19th century circuses. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 02:29, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For per above. --Mn-z 17:03, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Got the joke, didn't laugh. :/ • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 22:16, Nov 4 2009
Comments
  1. Abstain.Am I missing something? Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:31, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
[vote]

Demonstration against equals sign's hegemony

Featured picture candidate
Demonstration against equals sign's hegemony

In a world dominated by demonstrations for equality, manifestations against equality and for other signs are becoming increasingly more common.

Image credit: Pippo
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 0
Nomination: Pippo 00:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. SN+FPippo 00:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  2. lol ;p Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 00:16, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Yes. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 13:02, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  4. >=For.--Puffskein 21:39, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 01:05, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  6. It got a laugh out of me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:11, 3 November 2009
  7. > = 09:48, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. against. erm, what? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:41, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Nah. The caption got a 'heh' out of me, but it this day and age a mere 'heh' just won't cut it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 05:54, Nov 2 2009
  3. Per Above — Just not feature material, sorry. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 08:00, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. Doesn't work at all without the caption, and isn't that funny with the caption. It's OK, but no great shakes. --UU - natter 13:24, Nov 3
  5. Per UU. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:14, Nov 7
  6. Against. per above. --Mn-z 17:05, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against. per above Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:25, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
[vote]

The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine

Featured picture candidate
The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine

The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine (when hundreds of lumberjacks driven mad by "the call of the city" threw themselves in the frigid Lake Superior) were a devastating blow to Canada's logging industry, prompting the Canadian government to begin enforcing rations of yule logs, beer, bear traps, cheaply-made moose heads and maple syrup in order to make up the deficit.

Image credit: Necropaxx
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 1 people who will NEVER forget
Nomination: • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 13:37, Oct 28 2009
For Votes: 7
  1. Self Nom + For. Made this for a PLS article. Colin said he liked it, so I tuned it up at Reefer Desk and brought it here. Yay! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 13:37, Oct 28 2009
  2. for. i like it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:00, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. --Docile hippopotamus 22:37, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For dat's kool! Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 00:14, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Definitely. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:18, 1 November 2009
  6. For in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:50 November 4
  7. For. If there's one thing I like more than a whore, it's a whore named Necropaxx. That, and I fucking love this image. It makes me giggle. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 06:24, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. Sorry Necro - this image actually annoyed me when I read the article, and I don't think it really has weight on it's own merit to hold VFP. Dr.    
  2. Is that base image from Finding Nemo? regardless, I didn't laugh and didn't really get it so against.    Orian57    Talk   10:09 2 November 2009
  3. Against. Sorry dude, but there are a few issues I have with this, the fact that they don't look like they're drowning being the main one. And as an image, it doesn't make me laugh. And if you need a caption that long to support it, it's not working. Pretty well done, but not getting the chuckles needed for a vote. --UU - natter 13:29, Nov 3
  4. Against -- Also, penis. 06:19, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against. per UU. --Mn-z 17:06, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:14, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
[vote]

Winnniethepoohfather.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Winnniethepoohfather.jpg

"You have to answer for Robin, Eeyore. You fingered Christopher for the Barzini people." ~ Winnie Corleone

Image credit: Modusoperandi‎
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 8 people who don't want to get shot
Nomination:     Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:38, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 14
  1. For.. I like it.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:38, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Does youse guys have a smackerel of honey to spare? No? Eat lead! Rat-tat-tat-tat!!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 05:16, Oct 28 2009
  3. Yep I lolled when I first saw it. It doesn't need context to raise the humour, given that I lolled at this before I read the article. Dr.     10:55, 28/10/2009
  4. Excellent. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:05, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For.. A wee bear with a big gun —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Watchin transformers (talk • contribs)
  6. ah shit! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:02, Oct 29
  7. For. I should point out that I've never seen The Godfather. I assume it was like this. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 09:19, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For nice :D Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 12:04, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  9. Pooh with a gun. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:22, 1 November 2009
  10. FAWR. My article Phailed but this pic rawks! Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 14:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. a post-modern masterpiece. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 11:32, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  12. How have I not already voted For. this? - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:21,6November,2009
  13. For. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:13, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. per above. --Mn-z 17:15, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. I'm sure it's very funny in the context of the article, but on VFP it's just a bear holding a gun. Though it certainly does make for a truly unstoppable killing machine, it really doesn't make for a particularly humorous picture. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:25, Oct 28
    hey it's not just any bear, its winnie teh pooh! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:02, Oct 29
  2. Per TLB -Image:Dildoriken.gifRAHBImage:Dildoriken.gif 00:34, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against Why isn't he holding the grip? That's just irresponsible. Children might see this. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!) 22:14, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against — In spite of my work on Pooh as a gangsta, I really find this image unfunny. Step One: Find Established Series; Step Two: Find Other Established Series of different nature; Step Three: Combine; Step Four: Funny! Mechanistic humor is extremely unfunny. Besides that, this is a poor 'shop. Either get a higher res pooh image or shrink it down. Strike that, I've redone the part with Pooh with a better source. See the comments. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 22:37, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Babyface Nelson ... Nuff said. — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 01:03, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  6. Seems forced. That, and it would be cooler combined with a picture that was actually from The Godfather. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 06:39, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment for Syndrome. He's a bear, dude. Do you know how strong bears are? He don't need to hold no grip for stability. You ever see a mobile home that had a bear rip through the outside wall with his paw?     Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:02, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
At Comment for Syndrome -- Besides that, he's Winnie the Fucking Pooh. Even so, there is a lot else wrong with this picture. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 22:42, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Man, I swear, you take any movie and combine it with a silly children's cartoon character and it's going to be a hit by some people. I'm not voting, because I'm too old to vote. ~ Image:Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    6/11/2009 @ 03:17
    • And I'm a felon. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 03:21, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • On the chance that this may actually make the feature after all, I've redone the image with a far better source of Pooh. This is not something I normally do, but I felt that the original source was shitty enough to justify my doing so, especially should this appear on the main page. This probably could have been done even better, but this is comes pretty close, especially considering the difficulty of the source. While I still don't especially like the joke, at least now I am prepared to accept seeing it on the front page. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 21:26, November 14, 2009 (UTC)


Awards, Decorations and Honours
Image:Awards2.gif Awards Order of Uncyclopedia · Awards, Decorations and Honours · Awards · Ninjastars
Ranks &
Honours 		Writer of the Month · Uncyclopedian of the Month · n00b of the month
UnBooks Author of the Month · Potatochopper of the Month · Reviewer of the Month

Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation · Foolitzer Prize
UnScripts Playwright of the Month · Article Narrator of the Month
Writer of the Year · Uncyclopedian of the Year · RadicalX of the Year
Admin Rank · RYA · User Space Affiliations · Past Winners

Limelight VFH · VFP · Best of · Top 10 of 2005 · Top 10 of 2006 · Top 10 of 2007 · Top 10 of 2008 · Hall of Shame · Rating System
Prix citron Useless Gobshite of the Month · Useless Gobshite of the Year · Sockpuppeteer of the Month · FFS
Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFP"
Personal tools
projects
Stillwaters chronarion.org
In other languages