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Call of Beauty 3

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Call of Beauty 3

Will you answer the call, snuggie-wuggie-kins?

Image credit: StevenCho and ActiVision
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Score: 10.5 Beauties Called
Nomination: Stevencho 02:05, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 17.5
  1. For. I think it is briliant.StevenChoTalk 22:53, Jun 13
  2. New user genius   BAN MAGNET! <2:09 Jun 14, 2009>
  3. It reminds me of back during the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, when my eyeliner smeared. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 02:29, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. What the fuck. -- Roman Dogshit 02:34, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  5. Lol! Staircase 05:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. A little creepy Ellemonopy 05:47, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  7. For - It destroys a soldier.The lipstick looks funny aka ROFL. --WathyreckkA SPLODE O.o 06:14, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  8. For; -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:54, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  9. For --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:57, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  10. Bless. Makes me nostalgic... that time at Chosin Reservoir (I smeared Modus' eyeliner) The la Zhel 11:16, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  11. Original, Flutter thinks.—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 06:12, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  12. Smexy Pleb KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 06:17, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  13. Awesome Forsome Nameable mumble? 13:42, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  14. its awesome The preceding unsigned comment was added by 217.45.178.105 (talk • contribs) diff
  15. Weak for Well, he's not that beautiful...And it's only a little bit funny, but funny nonetheless. --Sir Seeker Image:Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 02:47, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
  16. Whoa. --iseditor.user Comments/Criticism 00:06, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
  17. for. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:19, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  18. Good I like it. --Shadowslayer 23:08, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against just looks "off". --Mn-z 05:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Not horrible, but it's more creepy than funny, and the background doesn't fit the joke. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano 8px-Homestar.jpg.jpeg cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15:02,14June,2009
  3. Againsty, as per Cheddar. Necropaxx (T) {~KUN PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 19:25, Jun 20
  4. Against-ish ~ Nice concept, but his hand is holding both the gun barrel and the umbrella. Make the gun disappear, or meld the umbrella into the gun, or something... But it looks awkwardly wrong as-is. --T. (talk) 04:53, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  5. 0_- --Gelert 00:04, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against. If you want my vote, remove the gun, it clashes terribly with the umbrella, love the concept though Acrolo 09:19, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. No Way, Bro - I don't get it, sorry. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 06:58, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  1. abstain (you do those here too right?) I think it's great, did make me laugh but more could be done with the concept.    Orian57    Talk   05:40 14 June 2009
  2. Abstain per Orian. With some more "beauty" added, I'd definitely vote for this. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 09:14, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. Dig Pending cleanup of the whiteness glowing around the umbrella. It's a very disturbing glow. -Image:Dildoriken.gifRAHBImage:Dildoriken.gif 03:29, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
    But the military spent eight hundred million dollars on that glowing umbrella!   BAN MAGNET! <5:30 Jun 16, 2009>
  4. Per RAHB. Ban Magnet Burninator! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:03, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  5. Fix the umbrella and you get my vote. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:43, Jun 21
  6. Abstain per the umbrella stuff. This picture is creepy. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:52, 1 Jul
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