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3.44 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Community (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 28 April 2016sm=d Romartus Let's be one happy family
1. H. P. Lovecraft (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 21 April 2016sm=d Romartus Now for a good read
2. Helmsley (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 14 April 2016sm=d Romartus Let's put this on the map of life
3. Kodak (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 6 April 2016sm=d Romartus Click! and the voting takes the rest
4. Julius Caesar (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 31 March 2016sm=d PuppyOnTheRadio Ave the salad dressing dude!
5. Miranda warning (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 March 2016sm=d Romartus You have been warned
6. Kilogram (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 16 March 2016sm=d Romartus Weigh in
7. Malcolm Turnbull (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 March 2016sm=d Romartus Big Down Under
8. Harrogate (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 2 March 2016sm=d Romartus A Harrowing choice
9. Secret (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 February 2016sm=d Simsilikesims The topic of today's feature isn't a secret anymore.
10. Shredded wheat (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 17 February 2016sm=d Romartus Pour the milk
11. HowTo:Drive your car out of a lake (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 11 February 2016sm=d Spike Aqua driving
12. Carly Fiorina (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 February 2016sm=d Romartus Before she disappears
13. HowTo:Dine at a fancy restaurant (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 29 January 2016sm=d Romartus I'll pick up the tab
14. The Communist Manifesto (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 21 January 2016sm=d Spike
15. UnScripts:Mad Max: Fury Road (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 January 2016sm=d Romartus Let's get this on the road!
16. Tax (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 January 2016sm=d Romartus Your vote is due
17. Stockbroker (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 31 December 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
18. Color guard (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 25 December 2015sm=d Spike Have a colorful holiday
19. College kid (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 December 2015sm=d Romartus
20. Ben Carson (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 11 December 2015sm=d Spike
21. Bass guitar (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 December 2015sm=d Romartus Throbbin' bass line.
22. California (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 November 2015sm=d Romartus California dreaming
23. British ski jumpers (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 22 November 2015sm=d Romartus
24. The Jackson 5 (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 13 November 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
25. Holy Roman Empire (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 7 November 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
26. Suit (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 29 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
27. Labour Party (UK) (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 26 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
28. The Joy of Painting (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 25 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
29. Sex change (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 23 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
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All nominated articles

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Lemonade

Score: 5
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone23:48 30-Apr-16 23:48, April 30, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote For. Entered in the Springtime Writing Contest. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:48 30-Apr-16
  2. Symbol for vote For. Obviously. Short and sweet, yet still manages to touch on many of the points found in the original Wikipedia article. I did not even know about cloudy/clear lemonade until I started writing this. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:28, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Hahaha, those poor lemons! Another absolute winner from Chunkles!  EStop Easy button 08:17, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:06, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
  5. For. Short, but very sweet(get it?) This article is perfect for being featured as proof that you do not need a 2000 word essay to make a funny article. ClashAndRekt (talk) 17:44, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Boaty McBoatface

Score: 3
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone23:47 30-Apr-16 23:47, April 30, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. Entered in the Springtime Writing Contest. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:47 30-Apr-16
  2. Symbol for vote For. An excellent article! A worthy competitor to my own article on lemonade, and in fact far superior IMO. I'd love to see this featured. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:24, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:02, May 3, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Trujillo, Peru

Score: 3 griffins with slush machines
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone13:29 31-Mar-16
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. An authoritative history of a city you certainly didn't care about. Inspired by a once-a-month Peruvian visitor to Inciclopedia, who also wrote about Iquitos. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:29 31-Mar-16
  2. For. Nice CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 21:14, April 11, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. A funny take on a city I did not know about!  EStop Easy button 09:52, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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John Kasich

Score: 3
Nomination: Thares (talk) 23:38, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. Surprisingly, especially with his Ohio win, John Kasich is still in the 2016 presidential race. This article should be nominated because his campaign's best days will possibly be behind him at some point. Thares (talk) 23:38, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. There could be a brokered convention, but I think that's unlikely. This will take a while to reach 5 votes, anyway... --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 19:52, March 18, 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. yeah. 95.83.249.24 20:17, March 30, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Enjoyed that!  EStop Easy button 09:34, March 31, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Against. 14.200.68.169 23:15, April 14, 2016 (UTC)
Comments
  • Author did exactly what I asked him to: read Kasich's actual biography on Wikipedia and try to pin this article to that. Unfortunately, the effect is to take various facts from Kasich's past (birthplace, religion, university) and take a series of cheap shots. Kasich is still in the race, despite the impossibility of winning it unless there is treachery in Cleveland, including using him to "unify" everyone who calls himself Republican through a candidate who appeals to everyone who doesn't. That is: His candidacy is a joke that remains untold, and a continuing story even though this article screeches to a halt at Super Tuesday. More work, please! Spıke Radiomicrophone16:27 18-Apr-16

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Wilford Brimley

Score: 1
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:49, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:49, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Reggae

Score: 3 little birds
Nomination: Nikau (talk) 03:15, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. SNF Someone else copied this over from the spoon/fork/knife/cutlery. Admittedly I rushed it a little before last Christmas when life became too busy so maybe it needs a little copy-editing here and there. --Nikau (talk) 03:15, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. Babylon is burnin' LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:34, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Great article!  EStop Easy button 10:50, March 11, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Comment. User:Abacab333 posting this may constitute plagiarism. Nikau (talk) 15:13, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    As explained on User talk:Romartus, I have removed any false implication of authorship. But you can't both claim its presence here violates your rights, and continue improving it and nominate it for feature! Spıke Radiomicrophone15:55 7-Mar-16
    The whole rights issue associated with both sites is a massive mess. However we have the complication that if he posted it without permission on this site after copying from the other one and it is ultimately "not removable" based on the rules one agrees to while editing then there is a debatable rights violation if you want to get legalistic. This is probably covered by the Creative Commons SA License but it's fairly eye opening to the fact that nothing submitted to either site is ever yours again, as the Cow tipping fiasco proved. --Nikau (talk) 16:38, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    Oh and the contradiction was because I didn't consider the rights implications until today. --Nikau (talk) 16:52, March 7, 2016 (UTC)

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Calais

Score: 3
Nomination: PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 22:39, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For A new article that I personally think is quite funny, and one that takes a more relaxed tone yet one that delivers satire. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 22:39, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:37, February 29, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Nice article!  EStop Easy button 07:02, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Chris Christie

Score: 1.5 quarter-pounders with double cheese
Nomination: Placeholderusername (talk) 10:13, February 18, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  • Symbol for vote For. Nominator didn't vote, but I will, though it might be too late, as His Royal Hugeness has "suspended" his Presidential campaign and returned to New Jersey to mundane stuff like finally dispatching snowplows. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:37 18-Feb-16
  1. Symbol for vote For. I didn't know I could vote for more than one article. But NEVER MIND! Father Christiemas is off back to Noo Jersey, but he might deserve one last hurrah before he disappears into obscurity.--PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 20:17, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Educational, clever and funny!  EStop Easy button 16:44, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:01, March 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. For. 199.249.227.119 16:43, April 14, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against (formerly For). We were too slow; Christie went home to eat. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:45 25-Feb-16
    I think not! The main course is yet to come. #FreeChrisChristie --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:50, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
    That may be, but you are banned for 1 day for switching my vote back. Don't try that in a real election either. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:25 3-Mar-16
  2. Against. I don't like featuring articles about politicians before they may reach an important postition (see the Trump article). Nikau (talk) 03:41, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
    But I voted against based on a belief that he will not reach an important position! Spıke Radiomicrophone23:11 6-Mar-16
Comments
  • A great article, however I've already voted. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:50, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
    But...you haven't! Spıke Radiomicrophone12:37 18-Feb-16
  • Comment. I think it's well written enough to be featured, it is however the wrong time to feature it as his career is still up in the air for the next few months. Assuming he became VP (possible) then that's another 4 years of material. Nikau (talk) 05:31, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    We have updated featured articles and may be Chris Christie will disappear in a food buffet and never re-emerge. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:45, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    Christie's career is not still up in the air in 2016; it is now the big Tuesday after Super Tuesday and Christie's only role is standing behind Trump and wishing he had some meat, a Wish Sandwich. As Romartus suggests, if he makes VP despite the impossibility of delivering New Jersey as Kasich (God help us) could deliver Ohio, we will resume writing. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:47 16-Mar-16

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