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2.95 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Medieval Marginalia (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 25 September 2016sm=d Romartus Marginal becomes mainstream
1. Laughter (nomination page) 6 ( 11 / 5 )sm=n 18 September 2016sm=d Spike Haha
2. Bullshit (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 10 September 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
3. Vatican City (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 3 September 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
4. Accident (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 28 August 2016sm=d Romartus This was waiting to happen
5. Manchester, New Hampshire (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 20 August 2016sm=d Romartus Welcome to New Manchester
6. Ares (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 14 August 2016sm=d Spike Unleash the God of War
7. Whales (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 7 August 2016sm=d Romartus There she blows!
8. Courtney Love (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 July 2016sm=d Romartus Meet me in the garage with a loaded shotgun
9. Lana Del Rey (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 24 July 2016sm=d Romartus Featured
10. Fortune cookie (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 17 July 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
11. Brexit (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 July 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
12. Whore: A Retrospective (nomination page) 10 ( 14 / 4 )sm=n 3 July 2016sm=d Romartus It has the votes
13. Super-delegate (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 June 2016sm=d Romartus Nominated
14. Tom Waits (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 June 2016sm=d Romartus The piano has been drinking
15. Why?:I'm In court, Mum (nomination page) 8 ( 15 / 7 )sm=n 11 June 2016sm=d Romartus Has enough votes to get past the current quota
16. Autism (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 3 June 2016sm=d 216.54.213.66 Medically approved
17. Trujillo, Peru (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 May 2016sm=d Romartus Darkest Peru
18. Mystery Science Theater 3000 (re-imagining) (nomination page) 8.5 ( 10.5 / 2 )sm=n 20 May 2016sm=d Romartus This has the votes
19. Boaty McBoatface (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 13 May 2016sm=d Romartus Let's sail
20. Lemonade (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 5 May 2016sm=d Romartus Fizzy or cloudy?
21. Community (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 28 April 2016sm=d Romartus Let's be one happy family
22. H. P. Lovecraft (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 21 April 2016sm=d Romartus Now for a good read
23. Helmsley (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 14 April 2016sm=d Romartus Let's put this on the map of life
24. Kodak (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 6 April 2016sm=d Romartus Click! and the voting takes the rest
25. Julius Caesar (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 31 March 2016sm=d PuppyOnTheRadio Ave the salad dressing dude!
26. Miranda warning (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 March 2016sm=d Romartus You have been warned
27. Kilogram (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 16 March 2016sm=d Romartus Weigh in
28. Malcolm Turnbull (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 March 2016sm=d Romartus Big Down Under
29. Harrogate (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 2 March 2016sm=d Romartus A Harrowing choice
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All nominated articles

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HowTo:Get super powers

Score: 3 alter egos
Nomination:  EStop Easy button 08:16, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for Plucked from Uncyclopedia:Articles to fix, this has had a lot of hits and remains high on the trending list. A lot of fun to write, with great input from Irritable of contents, who shares the booty if it makes the cut.  EStop Easy button 08:16, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Equally fun to read. Spıke Radiomicrophone09:56 18-Sep-16
  3. Symbol for vote For. Though I'm not sure what I will use to replace my user page's failure template. Irritable of contents (talk) 02:13, September 24, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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An Open Letter from "Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation"

Score: 2
Nomination: The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 10:18, September 9, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. I've always liked this self-penned one. And I am not adverse to coming back to the well. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 10:18, September 9, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:00, September 15, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Outside the box, but clever & funny.  EStop Easy button 08:04, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Well-written, but is not an encyclopedia article (but a letter to the Powers That Be), not about anything real, navelism about the past of Uncyclopedia, humor backbone is a contrived acronym. We have uses for our main page that will be more engaging for new readers. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:11 9-Sep-16

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Georges Danton

Score: 3 Gély rolls
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone16:39 8-Sep-16 16:39, September 8, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Seed planted, and illustrated, by Romartus; watered daily by me. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:39 8-Sep-16
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:21, September 8, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. "Arse-sûr-Teakettle" needs to be on the front page.  EStop Easy button 07:57, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Marie Antoinette

Score: 3 bowls of Bouillabase
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:37, September 5, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. Not strictly a self nom as this was started by another writer. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:37, September 5, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:47 12-Sep-16
  3. Symbol for vote For. Very good!  EStop Easy button 07:54, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Wasp

Score: 3
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:20, September 5, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. A self-nom for an article I have had buzzing around for ages. This is the season of the wasp. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:21, September 5, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Not encyclopedic but very nice. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:24 5-Sep-16
  3. Symbol for vote For. Love this!  EStop Easy button 07:46, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Anarchy

Score: 3 Gobs to the face
Nomination: GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  20:27, August 9, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Hopefully this rewrite will do the article justice. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  20:27, August 9, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:42, August 28, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.  EStop Easy button 07:41, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • What is missing, especially at the rambling, fake-intellectual start when it should be trying to suck me in, is clever tie-ins with the actual subject of anarchy. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:39 22-Aug-16

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Roger Waters

Score: 3 saucers-full of secrets
Nomination:  EStop Easy button 19:34, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for. A great effort by user:Chrasandchaps72-4=68 to bring this article from acute randomness, to a coherent, funny and authentic history of the musician and Pink Floyd.  EStop Easy button 19:34, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:39, August 23, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:01 31-Aug-16
Against Votes: 0

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Resume

Score: 0.5
Nomination:
For Votes: 1.5
  1. Nom and 'For'. A quality article. How has this not been featured yet? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:44, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. 31.215.25.233 09:53, August 26, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Theres a lot of unoriginal sex in list form and an external link. 7-11, Bakers DeShite. Irritable of contents (talk) 04:49, July 22, 2016 (UTC)

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I Dream of Jeannie

Score: 3 rubs on the bottles
Nomination: Irritable of contents (talk) 20:50, July 12, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. A quick and fun read that turns a romantic comedy about wish fulfillment into a psychological NASA nightmare. Editing ceased in 2011; and it doesn't really need anything extra like Roger Healey or her twin sister to lessen the space madness and take it down a different direction. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:50, July 12, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:37, August 23, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Clever. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:07 31-Aug-16
Against Votes: 0

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Worcester, England

Score: 3
Nomination:  EStop Easy button 16:00, June 28, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. A witty, descriptive, detailed and colourful article about the birthplace of our favorite sauce for a cheese toasty, by new user Cliffyspatula.  EStop Easy button 16:00, June 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Very well done indeed. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:28 28-Jun-16
  3. For. Sog1970 (talk) 14:02, August 23, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I moved the original "Worcester" to its new address, and Worcester now points to a new disambiguation page, as we have a featured article on the sauce, plus a paragraph about Worcester, Massachusetts. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:28 28-Jun-16

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Stradbroke

Score: 2 bus transfers needed to arrive at a town with an actual gene pool
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone14:34 25-Jun-16 14:34, June 25, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Read the talk page. One Stradbrokian (?) created this page to blog about specific residents, the Parish Clerk arrived to scold us that it did not portray the community in a good light, and EStop and I set out to eliminate the former and to do the latter in spades, he (a native of the region) consulting Wikipedia and I doing aggressive copy-editing. A generic obscure and inaccessible English village turns into an irreverent but relevant spoof. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:34 25-Jun-16
  2. Symbol for vote For. East Anglia's quieter towns and villages are sadly under-represented in such a global theater as Uncyclopedia.  EStop Easy button 16:01, June 28, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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