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3 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

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# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Horatio Nelson (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 April 2017sm=d Romartus Hello sailor
1. Dog (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 16 April 2017sm=d Romartus Woof
2. Rick Perry (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 3 April 2017sm=d Romartus
3. Cherry (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 28 March 2017sm=d Romartus Popped!
4. Neu! (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 21 March 2017sm=d Romartus In with the Neu
5. Liberal media (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 12 March 2017sm=d Simsilikesims Looks like the conservative media wins this one
6. Abbey Road (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 4 March 2017sm=d Simsilikesims Drive this to the front page, 4-0
7. Shanty town (nomination page) 6 ( 10 / 4 )sm=n 24 February 2017sm=d Romartus
8. Arthur C. Clarke (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 February 2017sm=d Romartus 2001 and beyond
9. Amarillo, Texas (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 7 February 2017sm=d Simsilikesims
10. Rules of baseball (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 January 2017sm=d Romartus Home run
11. Tony the Tiger (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 22 January 2017sm=d Romartus He's greaaaat
12. Trump Tower (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 January 2017sm=d Spike Towering above the rest.
13. Marie Antoinette (nomination page) 4 ( 5 / 1 )sm=n 3 January 2017sm=d Simsilikesims
14. Captain's log (nomination page) 6.5 ( 18.5 / 12 )sm=n 25 December 2016sm=d Romartus
15. Coin (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 December 2016sm=d Simsilikesims Change can be good. Especially spare change.
16. Georges Danton (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 2 December 2016sm=d Simsilikesims A revolutionary feature!
17. Chuck Taylor (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 November 2016sm=d Romartus 'Taylored' for featuring.
18. Metadata (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 17 November 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
19. Roger Waters (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 10 November 2016sm=d Spike Fly me to the Dark Side of the Moon
20. HowTo:Live with UC (nomination page) 6 ( 10 / 4 )sm=n 1 November 2016sm=d Romartus
21. Worcester, England (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 October 2016sm=d Simsilikesims A very saucy town
22. Ferocious Flesh-Eating Feet (nomination page) 6.5 ( 9.5 / 3 )sm=n 16 October 2016sm=d Romartus Those feet were made for eating
23. HowTo:Get super powers (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 October 2016sm=d Romartus Up, up any away!
24. Leftism (nomination page) 7 ( 11 / 4 )sm=n 2 October 2016sm=d Romartus Had the votes
25. Medieval Marginalia (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 25 September 2016sm=d Romartus Marginal becomes mainstream
26. Laughter (nomination page) 6 ( 11 / 5 )sm=n 18 September 2016sm=d Spike Haha
27. Bullshit (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 10 September 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
28. Vatican City (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 3 September 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
29. Accident (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 28 August 2016sm=d Romartus This was waiting to happen
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Caffè Nero

Score: 5 brown ones
Nomination:  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 23:36, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Shameless Self Nom & For It made me laugh.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 23:36, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Workmanlike skewering of the coffee chain. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:31 22-Apr-17
  3. For. Also, do watch at night, for the Christian candles. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 09:29, April 22, 2017 (UTC)
  4. For. I'll never drink there again! LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:58, April 22, 2017 (UTC)
  5. For. Nice work. WeatherUnderground (talk) 23:18, April 25, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Voyager I

Score: 1
Nomination: WeatherUnderground (talk) 17:14, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. Found this old article and gave it a few minor tweeks. The original article is straight crazy, yet it has some clever things to say about space travel and mythology. WeatherUnderground (talk) 17:16, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Page (which presents Voyeur I) and this nomination were moved to avoid having the real page name be a pun for the reader to guess. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:34 21-Apr-17
  • Though it's a decent article, it feels a little half-baked to me. I think more about the space craft itself, how it looks and operates could open the flood gates to comedy goodness.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 22:08, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  • Wrote some more and added a silly image. Feel free to write more, but I think it's long enough now. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 13:16, April 23, 2017 (UTC)

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Why?:Don't Do Apple Juice

Score: -1
Nomination: Waitwhereaminow (talk) 21:05, April 19, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. I found this article a few weeks ago and decided to nom it now. The humor is solid and the page is well-written.Waitwhereaminow (talk) 21:05, April 19, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Rambling, conspiratorial, and cryptic, with a template on how the reader should interpret it and a nonsense acronym. The part that would be teased on the website main page gives me no desire to continue reading. It knows why it is funny, and taunts me to make the effort to figure out its secret. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:34 19-Apr-17
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Rambling and unamusing is putting it lightly.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 22:00, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
Comments

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Tony Stark

Score: -1
Nomination: Irritable of contents (talk) 00:03, April 6, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. It totally sounds like Robert Downey Jr. after drinking a few. It might need to have the part on Osama bin Laden still being alive changed, but he was in 2008 when the 1st movie came out. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:03, April 6, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. It simply doesn't read or look like like an encyclopedia article, though amusing in parts. Perhaps it can be repurposed and used elsewhere?  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 22:15, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Concur, precise imitation is not the same thing as original comedy, and Uncyclopedia is an "encyclopedia" not an FAQ. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:20 21-Apr-17

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Golden Age Superman

Score: 1
Nomination: Irritable of contents (talk) 17:16, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster pitching Superman to their editor (Max Gaines maybe?). It won't take more than a New York minute to read thru and you won't regret it. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:16, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Howard the Duck (film)

Score: 5 reels of film perishing in the line of duty
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone02:16 29-Mar-17 02:16, March 29, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Captures the awfulness of this Marvel Comics adaptation. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:16 29-Mar-17
  2. For. One of the worst movies of all time makes an easy target for parody. The plot synopsis is nearly as ludicrous as the real thing. WeatherUnderground (talk) 18:31, April 3, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:30, April 13, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Love it.--HolUp (talk) 08:18, April 14, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Crispy comedy. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]   22:24, April 16, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Saturday Night Live

Score: 3
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 21:41, March 24, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. A funny, well-written chronicle of the rise and fall of the popular sketch comedy show.--HolUp (talk) 21:41, March 24, 2017 (UTC)
  2. For. Fun stuff, especially the way it totally bashes SNL. But I must ask: Where the heck is Andy Kaufmann?! [update: Oh heck, I fixed that.] WeatherUnderground (talk) 07:52, March 28, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:48, April 17, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Who wrote the Intro? Donald Trump? It makes me feel I am reading a blog site, not an encyclopedia — until I bump into the Turd Humor. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:56 24-Mar-17

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Literary Criticism)

Score: 2
Nomination: Irritable of contents (talk) 03:17, March 16, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. A five star unreview that exemplifies how to over analyze. I'm sure there's more lenses of literary criticism to view Zero Wing from, so perhaps it's a bit premature. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:17, March 16, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Spirit of Radio MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 01:06, April 18, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Dominica

Score: 1 fingers in the water
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone00:53 15-Mar-17 00:53, March 15, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Feature this Caribbean travelogue before everyone emigrates. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:53 15-Mar-17
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Robert Fripp

Score: 0
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 10:24, February 25, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. A well-written article on the famous prog rocker.--HolUp (talk) 10:24, February 25, 2017 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:24, March 28, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Well-written, yes, but reads as though it is written to inform not amuse. The Intro especially is nothing but praise of Fripp and lament over the state of modern music. No one visits to read essays of personal opinion in a slightly jaunty voice; let's hold out for actual humor. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:52 25-Feb-17
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Funny premise, however that was really explored through writing style rather than actual jokes. A good piece of writing but not a great piece of parody. --Moonhead42 (talk) 01:31, March 17, 2017 (UTC)

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Fluff (spread)

Score: 0
Nomination: Starboard Travels (talk) 02:43, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. A bit silly, yes, but it's not that badly written. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:47, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Wildeism, randumbo and racism memes in Intro, then more randumbo when we jump in. Goofy History for no purpose except writing goofy stuff. I would be amazed if nominator saw more in this than the lady wearing nothing but a towel. Spıke Radiomicrophone06:21 23-Feb-17

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Keynesianism

Score: 2 more zeros on all the banknotes
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 08:25, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. A great article from Spike.--HolUp (talk) 08:25, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. ScottPat wanted a more global outlook and contributed the section about Thatcher and Oil. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:08 7-Feb-17
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Billy Joel

Score: 3
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 01:38, January 25, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote For. A clever, fun chronology of the famous soft rocker. A collaborative effort between me, Spike, and Sog.--HolUp (talk) 01:38, January 25, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:01 25-Jan-17
  3. For. Deserves to be on the front page Nina404 (talk) 21:29, January 28, 2017 (UTC)
  4. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:24, February 8, 2017 (UTC)
  5. For. Wageslav (talk) 07:13, March 29, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. It's a bit too long and needs trimming down. Also lacks images WeatherUnderground (talk) 21:23, January 28, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Against. ^Agreed Starboard Travels (talk) 02:36, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  • If an extra image or two could feature to support the material I'd happily vote for this well written piece.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 14:31, April 25, 2017 (UTC)

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Cyberchase

Score: 0
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 09:01, January 10, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. An excellent article, though I can't help but think PerfumeRepair was going to add more to the article but never got around to it.--HolUp (talk) 09:01, January 10, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. A bit too much trying to be funny for my taste. Starboard Travels (talk) 20:21, March 13, 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  • For those born in the mid 90s (that's me), this article might bring back some good memories. Anyone older or younger than that will be confused about the subject material, heh.--HolUp (talk) 09:01, January 10, 2017 (UTC) Poor rationale for article redacted--HolUp (talk) 08:21, January 28, 2017 (UTC)
    Strikes me that PerfumeRepair watched one episode and wrote a wisecracking blog. I haven't watched the show but don't see much of a comedy strategy here. Stereotyping in the Intro ("token" vs "farmboy") falls flat. Nominator mentions two good reasons not to feature it. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:54 10-Jan-17

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Air Training Corps

Score: 4 reasons to become a car-park attendant instead
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone18:11 7-Jan-17 18:11, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. EStop's authoritative article about Britain's youth aviation corps. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:11 7-Jan-17
  2. Symbol for vote For. Happy days, when child safety was far less important than character building.  EStop Easy button 09:14, January 8, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. Funny and surprisingly detailed WeatherUnderground (talk) 21:10, January 30, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. A tremendous article. The "Dilbert Principle" creased me and my trousers up horribly.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 20:30, April 26, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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