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3.25 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Bill Cosby (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 5 July 2015sm=d Romartus Give me a new show!
1. UnNews:U.S. corners Palestine rubble futures market (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 29 June 2015sm=d Romartus Get Barney Rubble
2. Chamber pot (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 22 June 2015sm=d Romartus A pot to poo in
3. United Kingdom general election, 2015 (nomination page) 8 ( 8 / 0 )sm=n 16 June 2015sm=d Romartus Elected! I wanna be Elected!!
4. Audiophile (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 11 June 2015sm=d Romartus Listen up
5. Screaming Lord Sutch (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 June 2015sm=d Romartus Voted!
6. UnNews:Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 1 June 2015sm=d Romartus Featured
7. Einstein's Theory of Relativity (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 25 May 2015sm=d Romartus Relativity speaking
8. Ted Cruz (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 19 May 2015sm=d Romartus Cruz control
9. Horace Greeley (nomination page) 7.5 ( 7.5 / 0 )sm=n 14 May 2015sm=d Romartus
10. Magazine (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 May 2015sm=d Romartus
11. Project Gemini (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 2 May 2015sm=d Romartus Into orbit
12. I'm not a racist, but... (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 28 April 2015sm=d Romartus Are you or are you not?
13. Cruel and unusual punishment (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 22 April 2015sm=d Romartus Take your punishment
14. Horace (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 15 April 2015sm=d Romartus Hungry Horace
15. Glory hole (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 10 April 2015sm=d Romartus Go for glory
16. Turtle (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 6 April 2015sm=d 205.173.47.253
17. Slut shaming (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 1 April 2015sm=d Romartus Got to the quota
18. NBC (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 28 March 2015sm=d Romartus Don't change channels!
19. Raphael (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 March 2015sm=d Romartus Dash of colour
20. Jeb Bush (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 18 March 2015sm=d Romartus Next up, the Burning Bush
21. Worst bumper stickers (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 13 March 2015sm=d Romartus Make this into a sticker
22. Hydrocarbon (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 8 March 2015sm=d Romartus h2 oh?
23. African American (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 3 March 2015sm=d Assault6000 done
24. Renewable energy (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 27 February 2015sm=d Romartus Need new batteries
25. Supply-side Jesus (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 February 2015sm=d Romartus Jesus wept
26. Plectrum (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 February 2015sm=d Xamralco
27. Rembrandt (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 February 2015sm=d Romartus Prepare the canvas
28. UnBooks:The Von Stauberg Institute for Extreme Cardiac Stress Tests (nomination page) 6.5 ( 7.5 / 1 )sm=n 7 February 2015sm=d Romartus One we voted on earlier
29. New Hampshire (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 1 February 2015sm=d Romartus New Hampshire declares
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All nominated articles

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Colloquialism

Score: 2 type-ah-things
Nomination: EStop (talk) 15:14, July 7, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Plucked from "articles to fix", describing colloquialisms as a cutlery based religion. Too good an opportunity for having fun with language to waste. EStop (talk) 15:14, July 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Has authoritative (and fun) encyclopedic commentary rather than being just another "page in the style of the thing it's about." Spıke Radiomicrophone15:18 7-Jul-15
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Pen Island

Score: -1
Nomination: 45.33.6.150 20:53, June 30, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Target audience comprises Beavis and Butthead. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:19 7-Jul-15
Comments

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Teleology

Score: 2
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone15:06 29-Jun-15 15:06, June 29, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. An Uncyclopedia article that no one will look up, even though the word is a real one; a completion of a false start by new user Jampig123. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:06 29-Jun-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. That was fun to read! --EStop (talk) 20:18, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Arthur (show)

Score: 3 times Buster's nuts were chopped off
Nomination: Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:29, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for. A great deal of effort was put into cleaning up and restructuring this article, while preserving the original article's spirit. A fun read with fancy episode tables like Wikipedia's, and an epic CGI movie synopsis tying everything together. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:29, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. For. Quite an epic indeed. I used to watch this as a kid; I approve very much. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 19:52, June 23, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. That was good! --EStop (talk) 08:35, June 28, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Box-spring

Score: 3
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:26, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. PuppyOnTheRadio's entry in Surprise Me! Spring Competition. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:27, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 08:49, June 5, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. A nice read. It contained a red link to warranty, which I have since fixed. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 03:08, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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First-past-the-post voting

Score: 3 runoff elections
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:24, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Spike's entry in the Surprise Me! Spring Competition. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:25, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. A thorough study of alternatives to the obsolete election rule that the winner wins. Still America-centric, as the contest judges complained, but sprinkled with anecdotes of how things work in other countries, such as Louisiana; and now with a final section on party-list voting. Spıke Ѧ 11:45 26-May-15
  3. Symbol for vote For. Clever and subtle humour. Great article. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 14:20, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Very good article.--EStop (talk) 15:51, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  5. For. Only as a protest vote though. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:37, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. yawn ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 09:30, June 2, 2015 (UTC)

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Hurricane

Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:18, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. EStop's weather report entry in Surprise Me! Spring Competition LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:20, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Panoramic, authoritative, and fun. Spıke Ѧ 22:10 28-May-15
  3. Symbol for vote For. Impressive. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 14:20, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Windy and drizzly.--EStop (talk) 15:59, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Noble gases

Score: 3
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:51, May 20, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Miley Spears explains why this is information that is important to know. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, May 20, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.. The author gets me high. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:02, May 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Pink Superman! --EStop (talk) 07:02, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Love it. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 14:26, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Author's crusade against "Wikia's prudery policy" (our webhost's refusal to host soft porn on author's other websites) at the Village Dump recurs here twice before the beginning of Section 1. Let's not flog these grievances on our main page. Spıke Ѧ 11:02 7-Jun-15
    OK. The only reason I am against that is that the average reader would not know about the controversy surrounding our prudence policy. If Miley were to change it to a quip about the NSA then the joke would work as the reader would know about it. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 12:43, June 8, 2015 (UTC)
    "The average reader," in my opinion, is the target of our main-page features. I concur with the proposed edit and would strike my vote, but you will have to make it, as author resigned when I rebuffed (no, I mean huffed) the latest broadcast in her struggle against Wikia. Spıke Ѧ 13:04 8-Jun-15
    I'll see if she replies to my question on her talk page first. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 15:58, June 8, 2015 (UTC)
Comments
  • Somebody forgot to add VFH to the top of the article. :) Also could someone add a space between VFH and the Noble Gases table of the elements? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:31, May 23, 2015 (UTC)

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Tenshi Hinanawi

Score: 3 prolapses
Nomination: 2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 06:26, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Self Nom. & For. I have a morbid anal & BDSM fetish. 2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 06:26, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
    And for the rest of us? Also, please ditch the lists. Spıke Ѧ 12:06 13-May-15
    Da, I will shorten it :I --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 13:26, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. I know little about the subject but it seems the sort of thing that would appeal to people who do. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 10:17, May 16, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. I lol'd. 219.90.85.42 03:00, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. I feel it could do a bit better if it had a lot less anal ruptures 203.160.163.78 07:23, July 1, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Holy shit, this has been running for almost a month - how many users are active here nowadays? 2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 07:19, June 6, 2015 (UTC)
    People come and go. Me, I didn't vote because the article is well-constructed but will not appeal to our general reader. Spıke Ѧ 10:26 6-Jun-15
    So it's a 0.5, then? --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 13:46, June 11, 2015 (UTC)
    No, my vote is a 0. If it were a slapped-together article of niche interest, my vote would have been -1.0. Spıke Ѧ 13:54 11-Jun-15
    I see :P --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 21:52, June 13, 2015 (UTC)

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Hillary Clinton

Score: 4.5 scandals that are now Old News about which the nation must Move On
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 13:09 11-May-15 13:09, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Orion Blastar contributed new material from the recent exposé Clinton Cash — perhaps unaware of the preceding three decades of comparable scandals. We now set out the complete story, as he requested on the talk page. Spıke Ѧ 13:09 11-May-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 10:16, May 16, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Having fought for presidency since '75 against all odds, finally a balanced and detailed article is here, to clear the air, put mis-information aside (or delete it altogether) and give Hillary the big boost she deserves for her 2016 Election Campaign.--EStop (talk) 07:51, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:08, July 2, 2015 (UTC)
  5. For. 32.211.140.161 11:03, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I'll take a closer look at some point. This shouldn't be a problem but this article will need quite huge amounts of updating after (and if) it is featured, especially if she becomes President. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 19:04, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
    As with FA Jeb Bush, the fact that the article is current implies that it will need updating, surely between now and November 2016. We let Featured Articles be "brought up-to-date" and I'll volunteer in this case. Spıke Ѧ 14:47 12-May-15

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Gretna Green

Score: 4
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 23:47 18-Apr-15 23:47, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Quasi-featured on the first try. Let's see if we can push through this thoroughly fun send-up of elopement on the second try. Spıke Ѧ 23:47 18-Apr-15
  2. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:13, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. The perfect place to tie knots. Did you know the cow-hitch was invented there (before the archaic animalist Government's ruling about same species marriages). --EStop (talk) 10:25, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  4. De ja vu. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 14:47, May 6, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • 'Comment. It starts well, with a larger than average capacity to make the reader laugh at mundane facts, but it is very short. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 21:11, April 19, 2015 (UTC)

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Before Broken Britain

Score: 1.5
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:04, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For Came across this article this morning. Decent British humour that deserves a feature. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:04, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
  2. For. A few things to brush up on: grammar, dates (I thought Britain broke in the '60s?) and lack of mention of obesity and recreational drugs. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 10:49, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
    Feel free to make the changes where appropriate. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:52, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Against. 205.173.47.253 22:43, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
Comments
  • I confess: I don't know what the title refers to, nor what the "historical document" referred to in the Intro is, if not the article itself. It is a fun read about old coots longing for the Good Old Days, but the above questions make me wonder whether it is yet another punch line waiting to be searched for. I'd prefer a real-world cover and not just a title with alliteration. Spıke Ѧ 23:41 18-Apr-15
    Comment. "Broken Britain" is a well known expression and the historical document is the article itself. Giving "Broken" a capital b is a bit misleading I now see: perhaps it should be moved? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 18:48, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
    Better to delete the word "Before"? as you have just created a redirect that assumes that this is what people will be looking for. Spıke Ѧ 18:52 27-Apr-15
    No because it takes the concept of broken Britain but is literally about before broken Britain. It wouldn't make much sense without "before". ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 10:56, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
    I disagree. The page title doesn't have to accurately describe the treatment the author is going to give the subject; it should be the subject the reader would search for. Spıke Ѧ 12:10 28-Apr-15
    To me, calling it broken Britain would obscure the joke a little and wouldn't reflect the content of the article. The text would seem innappropriate under "Broken Britain". Also I'm going to back-track on my suggestion to use a small 'b' because there is indeed a wikipedia article that shows it capitalised. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 16:27, April 28, 2015 (UTC)

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