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This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Gul Dukat (nomination page) 4 ( 5 / 1 )sm=n 14 June 2018sm=d Alden Loveshade Go Gul
1. Mark Zuckerberg (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 6 June 2018sm=d Romartus Let's save the world
2. Zeppelin (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 May 2018sm=d Romartus Try this
3. Violet Jessop (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 19 May 2018sm=d Simsilikesims Lucky feature
4. Friedrich Nietzsche (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 6 May 2018sm=d Romartus Serious content
5. Uzbekistan (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 24 April 2018sm=d Romartus
6. Canadians (nomination page) 10 ( 11 / 1 )sm=n 12 April 2018sm=d Romartus Fills the quota
7. Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid (nomination page) 3 ( 4 / 1 )sm=n 31 March 2018sm=d Romartus Featured
8. Brave New World (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 20 March 2018sm=d Romartus
9. The Beatles: Ringo Needs Some Money (nomination page) 1.5 ( 4.5 / 3 )sm=n 3 March 2018sm=d Romartus Article was edited after nom. Greatly improved.
10. Nero (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 16 February 2018sm=d Romartus Let the fiddlin' start!
11. Star Wars: Clone Wars (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 7 February 2018sm=d Simsilikesims
12. Edward Hopper (nomination page) 4.5 ( 4.5 / 0 )sm=n 27 January 2018sm=d Simsilikesims Paint the main page!
13. Osmosis Jones (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 14 January 2018sm=d Romartus
14. Cars 2 (nomination page) 4.5 ( 4.5 / 0 )sm=n 31 December 2017sm=d Brmmm..brmmmm
15. Empire State Building (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 22 December 2017sm=d Simsilikesims Let the ball drop!
16. Hayden Christensen (nomination page) 3.5 ( 4 / 0.5 )sm=n 10 December 2017sm=d Bring on the bad acting!
17. How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (nomination page) 4.5 ( 4.5 / 0 )sm=n 30 November 2017sm=d Holiday feature
18. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 November 2017sm=d Romartus Featured plotholes
19. British Invasion (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 9 November 2017sm=d Simsilikesims VFH invasion
20. Joseph Stalin (nomination page) 4.5 ( 4.5 / 0 )sm=n 3 November 2017sm=d Order of Stalin
21. Secret Governmental Report Number 244212 (nomination page) 8.5 ( 13 / 4.5 )sm=n 27 October 2017sm=d Passed quota
22. Ped Xing (nomination page) 4 ( 5 / 1 )sm=n 20 October 2017sm=d Romartus Featured
23. Peter Sagan (nomination page) 4.5 ( 5.5 / 1 )sm=n 13 October 2017sm=d Romartus Enough votes to get past the quota
24. Cerberus (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 3 October 2017sm=d Simsilikesims October feature
25. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 25 September 2017sm=d Romartus Featured
26. State of the Union address (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 13 September 2017sm=d Romartus Speech! Speech!!
27. Kinder egg (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 3 September 2017sm=d Romartus Eggs
28. An Open Letter from "Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation" (nomination page) 7 ( 9 / 2 )sm=n 25 August 2017sm=d TheEAjawa Return to feature
29. Bureaucracy (nomination page) 4 ( 6 / 2 )sm=n 14 August 2017sm=d Romartus 4 votes is now enough for a feature
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All nominated articles



Score: 4
Nomination: Compassrose Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  16:42, June 15, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote For.. A Wikipedia spork unhuffed from oblivion years ago, now all made up, Pee reviewed, and ready to go--with sniper rifle! Controversial, yes, but what is Uncyclopedia without controversy? (And do read the Latin translation footnotes before you vote--the article's actually more innocent than it sounds. Sort of.). Compassrose Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  16:42, June 15, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.. Thanks for the nom and vote! It took me eight years to finish that article. About as long as I was a preteen! AdminBadge DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:46, June 15, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.. About time. But what are you gonna write about 8 years from now? --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 06:28, June 16, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Feature now before this Preteen grows up.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:29, June 17, 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes



Robot Sex

Score: 3
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:16, June 8, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. Something I wrote nine years ago with a few extra writers adding their input. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:16, June 8, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Now that some Incredible Guy proofread it, I think it's mechanically ready. Ready. Ready. (Stuck again--where's my oil can?) CompassroseFather ALDEN LOVESHADE???, humble rector of the University of Our Lady of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville (confessions) 16:18, June 15, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.. Hail to our fucking robot overlords! --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 06:29, June 16, 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes




Score: 6
Nomination: Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 05:17, May 18, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote For. Not canonical Wiki form, but still very funny throughout. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 05:17, May 18, 2018 (UTC)
  2. For. Doctor Strange was a well...strange writer but an original. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:08, May 18, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. If you can figure out how to format this for the main page, then POW!!! WHY does alden loveshade not know??? 04:44, June 7, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. I'm being all nit-picky about the scale (down there v in the comments) but it's a fabulously great article at any size. Snarglefoop (talk) 06:17, June 12, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. a visual comic spork. AdminBadge DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:50, June 15, 2018 (UTC)
  6. Oh sure. Why not. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 03:51 16 June 2018
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

  • Comment. Article by DrStrange LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:39, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
  • Comment. Isn't this more Uncyclopedia:VFP? Miley Spears Discordian American Princess (let's talk) 03:05, May 30, 2018 (UTC)
    It would have been if it was only one image. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:04, June 8, 2018 (UTC)
  • I'm not very familiar with the X-Men, so I feel like I'm not sufficiently in on the joke here. Also, it doesn't display properly for me unless I make the window wider. The images get cut off. No scroll bars or anything. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 23:42 11 June 2018
  • Width corrected; pages were set/fixed to old full width; method not revised for now. Any galleries will probably have the same problem, though I've fixed a few of them. Image galleries have always been a problem here, for the site and the editors making them. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 00:55, June 12, 2018 (UTC)
  • I can't say I care for the reformatting. Was it truly necessary? The old width was substantially more readable, IMHO -- I just read it, and flipped back to the previous version to compare. 660px squishes everything. Snarglefoop (talk) 05:17, June 12, 2018 (UTC)
  • Addendum: It's a great article, and at 1000 px, it's about the right size for comic book pages. It's presumably the original art, with different text pasted in. I missed the book where Jean Grey was introduced, but this looks like it. Be that as it may, the art (and lettering) look good at 1000px; at 660px they seem shot down. (Of course, this does depend on your screen resolution, but 96 DPI is pretty common -- and higher resolution tubes, such as are on a lot of laptops, are going to have an even worse problem). Snarglefoop (talk) 05:21, June 12, 2018 (UTC)
    Yeah, it's kind of small now. It wasn't a major problem before -- maybe I shouldn't have said anything. Not like those alcohol and sexual assault things from college that had to take up the entire width of my laptop or else. It just seemed strange that the overflow was completely gone instead of being, y'know, overflow. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 05:32 12 June 2018
  • Okay, reverted. I don't see how your problem couldn't be solved by enlarging your screen view/embiggening but I suppose that isn't included in Macintosh OS(?). --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 09:07, June 12, 2018 (UTC)
A question.... yes. Well let's see...
  • I'm not on a Mac. I'm also not on Windows, and I'm not using Android. It's been said nobody in his right mind runs Linux on the desktop.... I run Linux on the desktop. (But not Gnome, that's too popular, and not KDE, that's too twisted, but ... anyway.)
  • Enlarging the screen -- blowing up everything -- seems like an annoying solution and besides it blows up the pre-shrunk version which loses resolution.
  • Enlarging the view in the browser would make sense, aside from the issue with losing resolution, except that I hate to do that because ... um ... reasons. (Involving two-finger touch pad and trigger happy zooming and anyway...)
  • And just to be extra-weird I'm using Basilisk as my browser here. FWIW.
  • Anyhow I'm sorry, I was being very nit-picky there, and now I'm feeling guilty about it :-(
Snarglefoop (talk) 15:08, June 12, 2018 (UTC)
Not to worry. Besides, it's only one embiggen step on Chrome or Firefox, so you don't lose much resolution. Now since you are using Basilisk, you might report to Llwy-ar-lawr if FakeVector (if that's what you're using) is working well on that platform. Don't know if she can fix any problems for you, but it would be nice to know if Basilisk is happy with FakeVector or even PseudoMonoBook. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 19:09, June 12, 2018 (UTC)
Basilisk and Vivaldi both turn out to be happy with FakeVector. Basilisk also likes PseudoMonobook. (Didn't try it in Vivaldi.) Snarglefoop (talk) 06:54, June 13, 2018 (UTC)


The 9/11 Commission Report

Score: 1
Nomination: Irritable of contents (talk) 07:11, February 16, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Quasi-Featured Article (14 September 2011); I think it's worth taking a second look at, it's as well written as the other FA 9/11 articles and I see no reason to wait until September just to exploit the timing. Irritable of contents (talk)
  2. For. Ok for me HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 07:40, May 19, 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. I started reading it and thought, "Get rid of a bit of random stuff here and there, and this is pretty good!" Then I kept reading. I see a feature article buried under the rubble. Please dig it out, get rid of the rubble, then feature it. WHY does alden loveshade not know??? 18:48, June 15, 2018 (UTC)
  • A lot of this reads like it's pushing conspiracy theories. I don't know if that was the author's intent, but that's how it comes off. Since I don't hold those views, I don't find that kind of thing funny. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 21:36 15 June 2018

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