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2.78 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. RAF Packington (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 17 April 2014sm=d Romartus Stand to attention!
1. Accountant (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 14 April 2014sm=d Romartus I want that in writing
2. Making up Oscar Wilde quotes (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 11 April 2014sm=d Romartus Oscar Feature
3. The Art of War (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 7 April 2014sm=d Romartus Art for War's sake
4. Auguste Escoffier (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 April 2014sm=d Romartus No need to scoff
5. UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up) (nomination page) 9.5 ( 17 / 7.5 )sm=n 3 April 2014sm=d Romartus Gained 9 votes earlier.
6. Police (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 31 March 2014sm=d Romartus Feature the Police
7. HowTo:Fry an egg (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 28 March 2014sm=d Romartus Frying weekend
8. Land of the Jews (film) (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 26 March 2014sm=d Romartus RabbiTechno!
9. Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 24 March 2014sm=d Romartus Face job
10. Cracker Jack (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 22 March 2014sm=d Romartus Food for fools
11. RationalWiki (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 19 March 2014sm=d Romartus The most rational thing to do
12. Geology (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 17 March 2014sm=d Anton199 Did the Earth move for you?
13. Trellech (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 14 March 2014sm=d Romartus Trellech's time has come
14. Florence Nightingale (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 March 2014sm=d Romartus The Lady with the Lamp patrols again
15. Bisto (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 10 March 2014sm=d Romartus Smell of Bisto
16. Mini (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 7 March 2014sm=d Romartus Now we're motoring
17. UnBooks:My Pal Stanley Kubrick (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 5 March 2014sm=d Romartus No mates Stanley
18. Television (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 3 March 2014sm=d Romartus Give me the moonlight, give me the remote controller
19. Max Planck (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 28 February 2014sm=d Romartus Thin as a planck
20. Why?:Shoot the albatross (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 26 February 2014sm=d Romartus Fly like an albatross.
21. Chile (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 24 February 2014sm=d Romartus Voodoo Chile?
22. Batman (Movies) (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 21 February 2014sm=d Romartus Nanananananana Batman!
23. Tour de France (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 19 February 2014sm=d Romartus Get off and milk it
24. Marilyn Manson (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 17 February 2014sm=d Romartus Marilyn's time
25. Etiquette (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 14 February 2014sm=d Romartus Ps and Qs
26. Cheka (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 11 February 2014sm=d Romartus Cheka is in the post for you comrade
27. Teutonic Knights (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 9 February 2014sm=d Romartus Holy Grail?
28. Fracking (nomination page) 8.5 ( 8.5 / 0 )sm=n 7 February 2014sm=d Romartus Frack is a five letter word
29. Paraguay (nomination page) 5.5 ( 6 / 0.5 )sm=n 6 February 2014sm=d Romartus Let's go to South America
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All nominated articles

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Death

Score: 1.5 dead things
Nomination: ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:47, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. Nom and for. I rewrote this a while ago and put it on Pee Review, more out of hope than expectation. I thought I'd give it a whirl here in the absence of any criticism from pee review. --ChiefjusticeWii 11:47, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. 71.168.218.95 23:57, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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You Are Gay

Score: 2 gays.
Nomination: ChiefjusticePSX 10:52, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and for. I rewrote this after finding it on VFD. I'm fairly happy with the result and brief straw poll on IRC suggested it wasn't too bad. Votes, comments and suggestions welcome! --ChiefjusticeXBox 10:52, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:16, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Peter Sagan

Score: 3 doped robots
Nomination: Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:42, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Self-nom and 4. --Snowflake mini Mattsnow
  2. Bytes on bikes Aleister 23:44 14-4-14
  3. For. Yes indeed. --ChiefjusticePS2 06:44, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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North African Campaign

Score: 2 African Campaigns.
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:33, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For Thanks to the pee review from Chief I expanded this article a lot and filled it with humour. Even longer than the Wikipedia page on it! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:33, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. In depth and highly educational. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:07, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Drawing

Score: 3
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:04, April 10, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for Funny! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:04, April 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Haven't read the article yet but the concept's awesome and there has obviously been put a lot of work into it! And if Anton says the page is funny, I believe him. I'd also love to know how this is going to look on the Main Page if featured. My imagination's running riot! Or maybe not. Also, one thing I don't like, that has also been highlighted in the article's talk page, are the anime-ish drawings representing the article images but that's just my personal style, I know most people like those. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, April 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Why doesn't this have more votes?? ChiefjusticePS2 11:23, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • The two main comedy concepts I think I can see here are writing an article in the style of what it is written about and parodying a typical Uncyclopedia article with the usual "porn" "Russian" "Oscar Wilde" memes. I'm afraid that I find that neither of them works that well in this article. I would actually consider re-writing it. Perhaps instead going for a theme like, "Drawing breath" or some other unexpected meaning of the word "Drawing" that catches the reader off guard. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:56, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  • It's a nice idea, but surely this 'type' of article would be better suited to one based on handwriting? As a result, weak content aside, I think it's a bit confused and lacks visual cohesion. Thumbs up for the effort though! GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  08:14, April 11, 2014 (UTC)

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Ernest Hemingway

Score: 5
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:08, April 10, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for A great article. And a funny one. It can make you laugh. You are not laughing now. You will laugh later, when you'll be reading the article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:08, April 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:58, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. I laughed, therefore, I voted. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:12, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:22, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. Superb. ChiefjusticeDS 06:31, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  1. Credits go to many original authors and to Leverage, who discovered and shaped it into what the article is now! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:10, April 10, 2014 (UTC)

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UnNews:Mean furniture hide before killing

Score: 2
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:06, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For An article based on parodying the source. Afterall what was the hidden meaning that furniture contained? Was there, amongst those soft, fluffy pillows the mind of a psychopath at work? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:06, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:33, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Out Run

Score: 3 more credits please Mum.
Nomination: GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For It's about time this classic of the 80s was rediscovered. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  21:56, April 6, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Very good. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:36, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. ChiefjusticeDS 11:21, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • I can already see this failing to hit the heights unfortunately. Could be a bit too obscure for most, Still... GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:27, April 11, 2014 (UTC)

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Fuck the Police

Score: 2 nice helmets.
Nomination: ChiefjusticeWii 15:15, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and for. An absolute gem from Mhaille. I was waiting to see if there would be any more of it, but I can't help but nominate it now. --ChiefjusticeXBox 15:15, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. fuck 'em ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:59, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Political cartoon

Score: 2
Nomination:                               Puppy's talk page12:53 pm 03 Apr 2014
For Votes: 2
  1. Stumbled across this, and the more I read it the more I liked it.                               Puppy's talk page12:53 pm 03 Apr 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote For Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:05, April 3, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Why?:Is Karl Sanders Fat

Score: 2
Nomination: Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:04, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. nom and for. I am a fan of it. --Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:10, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Wasn't sure but a few bits made me laugh. ChiefjusticePS3 11:27, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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UnPoetia:Friendship

Score: 3.5
Nomination: Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:04, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. nom and for. Heart-wrenching poem. --Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:07, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Made me chuckle. ChiefjusticeXBox 12:39, March 27, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:07, March 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. 108.17.146.206 22:29, March 27, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Yes really! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:54, March 29, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Not really. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:39, March 25, 2014 (UTC)

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Blade Runner

Score: 2
Nomination: Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:06, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. nom and for. Brilliant parody. --Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:06, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:34, March 25, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • Needs some heavy editing to get my vote. Too much focussed on the 'plot', which is then followed by a massive list of unfunny piffle. Needs refocussing to include references to the screenplay, production design, casting, post-production etc. There's LOADS of room for comedy.GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:23, April 11, 2014 (UTC)

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UnNews:Every American gets a raise

Score: 3 carts before the horse
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 14:03 21-Mar-14 14:03, March 21, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A tight analysis of the modern trend of prosperity-by-decree. With narration. Spıke ¬ 14:03 21-Mar-14
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:19, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:25, March 25, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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UnNews:Massage Bugs discovered in Uganda

Score: 3 happy endings
Nomination: Aleister
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote ShelfFor When your muscles need a good squeeze, who you gonna call? Aleister 12:19 Day of the Triffids 16-3-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. Great! I love this: "All Ugandans, of course, have known about these massage bugs for thousands of years, and keep them as pets." Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:00, March 21, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:54, March 25, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Python (programming language)

Score: 3.5
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:55, March 2, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote Half-self-nom and for Keep calm and learn Python! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:55, March 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:36, Mar 4
  3. Symbol for vote For. Programming language on a plane Aleister 4:11 12-3=14
  4. For. 105.226.224.76 15:09, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  1. Created by Scantron, rewritten by me and the program is by DungeonSiegeAddict510. I hope you enjoy it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:55, March 2, 2014 (UTC)


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