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3.3 votes per article • Goal: 10


This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Super-delegate (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 June 2016sm=d Romartus Nominated
1. Tom Waits (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 June 2016sm=d Romartus The piano has been drinking
2. Why?:I'm In court, Mum (nomination page) 8 ( 15 / 7 )sm=n 11 June 2016sm=d Romartus Has enough votes to get past the current quota
3. Autism (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 3 June 2016sm=d Medically approved
4. Trujillo, Peru (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 May 2016sm=d Romartus Darkest Peru
5. Mystery Science Theater 3000 (re-imagining) (nomination page) 8.5 ( 10.5 / 2 )sm=n 20 May 2016sm=d Romartus This has the votes
6. Boaty McBoatface (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 13 May 2016sm=d Romartus Let's sail
7. Lemonade (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 5 May 2016sm=d Romartus Fizzy or cloudy?
8. Community (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 28 April 2016sm=d Romartus Let's be one happy family
9. H. P. Lovecraft (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 21 April 2016sm=d Romartus Now for a good read
10. Helmsley (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 14 April 2016sm=d Romartus Let's put this on the map of life
11. Kodak (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 6 April 2016sm=d Romartus Click! and the voting takes the rest
12. Julius Caesar (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 31 March 2016sm=d PuppyOnTheRadio Ave the salad dressing dude!
13. Miranda warning (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 March 2016sm=d Romartus You have been warned
14. Kilogram (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 16 March 2016sm=d Romartus Weigh in
15. Malcolm Turnbull (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 March 2016sm=d Romartus Big Down Under
16. Harrogate (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 2 March 2016sm=d Romartus A Harrowing choice
17. Secret (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 February 2016sm=d Simsilikesims The topic of today's feature isn't a secret anymore.
18. Shredded wheat (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 17 February 2016sm=d Romartus Pour the milk
19. HowTo:Drive your car out of a lake (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 11 February 2016sm=d Spike Aqua driving
20. Carly Fiorina (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 February 2016sm=d Romartus Before she disappears
21. HowTo:Dine at a fancy restaurant (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 29 January 2016sm=d Romartus I'll pick up the tab
22. The Communist Manifesto (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 21 January 2016sm=d Spike
23. UnScripts:Mad Max: Fury Road (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 January 2016sm=d Romartus Let's get this on the road!
24. Tax (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 January 2016sm=d Romartus Your vote is due
25. Stockbroker (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 31 December 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
26. Color guard (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 25 December 2015sm=d Spike Have a colorful holiday
27. College kid (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 December 2015sm=d Romartus
28. Ben Carson (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 11 December 2015sm=d Spike
29. Bass guitar (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 December 2015sm=d Romartus Throbbin' bass line.
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All nominated articles



Score: 2
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 17:00, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. An article I stumbled upon. It drew me in instantly. I was not disappointed. Feature worthy.--CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 17:00, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. Juku Ren (talk) 01:58, June 20, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

  • I don't object to it running on our main page, but respectfully suggest that what drew nominator in was the subject matter and not the treatment, given that the last half of the treatment is lists, HowTo, and quotecruft mostly consisting of repeatedly telling the same joke over again. Not one of our best. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:44 20-Jun-16


Mitt Romney

Score: 0
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 17:35, June 13, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. An article that takes you back to the idiocracy of Mitt Romney and being defeated by Barack Obama. A perfect one to feature alongside our prominent 2016 candidates as an example of the world's 2nd greatest idiot coming behind George Bush --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 17:35, June 13, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. The article is a mish-mash of Untrue and Ramble. When it gets to anything based on real life (Romney's anti-abortion rhetoric and his Mormonism), it reads as though intended more to ridicule than amuse, as does this nomination. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:34 13-Jun-16



Score: 0 1
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:14, June 6, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. While this article may be about bullshit, its style and humor aren't. --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:14, June 6, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Well-written. But not on our main page, I think. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:32 7-Jun-16


Lana Del Rey

Score: 2 good, long cries
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone01:14 26-May-16 01:14, May 26, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For. Please welcome new Uncyclopedian Kink15. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:14 26-May-16
  2. For. kink15 am I allowed to vote for my own? Is that ok? Kink15 (talk) 02:59, May 26, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Welcome Kink15, you are most certainly allowed to vote yes, an excellent article!  EStop Easy button 06:27, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Although the article does nail her flower loving hipster fans down better than any other singer's article I've seen, like Avril Lavigne's love of neckties I get they are crack heads the first time. Also, the other singers don't have a section for every album, and no doubt she will release a few more. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:24, June 1, 2016 (UTC)


Fortune cookie

Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:10, May 20, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:10, May 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Fattens the Uncyclopedia scholarship without raising. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:52 20-May-16
  3. Symbol for vote For.  EStop Easy button 06:18, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. (Formerly against) The images balance better, and any one actual quote isn't really better than any other. I'm just gonna try my minor changes before voting next time. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:15, June 2, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0
  1. Symbol against vote Against. The image captions don't really do anything for me. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:13, June 1, 2016 (UTC)



Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:46, May 20, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Selfie For. A shortish article about an unremarkable God. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:46, May 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:55 20-May-16
  3. Symbol for vote For. I wonder why Rome chose to be represented by someone who lost so much? Irritable of contents (talk) 01:14, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Mythical fly-on-the-wall of a fairly dysfunctional family of Gods, like "The Osbornes" with daggers and cauldrons.  EStop Easy button 06:15, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

  • Don't like the bickering-quotations start. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:58 20-May-16


Elizabeth Warren

Score: 0
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone19:19 6-May-16 19:19, May 6, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. We can avoid the recent controversy of featuring a page in the middle of a politician's campaign by featuring this send-up of Class Warfare before Hillary Clinton picks Sen. Warren for Vice President. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:19 6-May-16
  2. Symbol for vote For. We need this on the front page. Another great article from Spike! CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:32, May 16, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. Too ranty. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:24, May 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. It's very informative but still needs too many changes. It needs to be changed to was talked about as being a presidential candidate in 2016. I also think the end part with John Kerry get nixed as he and Madeleine Albright both found out they had Jewish grandparents at points in their careers where that information didn't really do anything like Warren did. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:52, May 30, 2016 (UTC)


John Kasich

Score: 2
Nomination: Thares (talk) 23:38, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. Surprisingly, especially with his Ohio win, John Kasich is still in the 2016 presidential race. This article should be nominated because his campaign's best days will possibly be behind him at some point. Thares (talk) 23:38, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. There could be a brokered convention, but I think that's unlikely. This will take a while to reach 5 votes, anyway... --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 19:52, March 18, 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. yeah. 20:17, March 30, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Enjoyed that!  EStop Easy button 09:34, March 31, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1.5
  1. Against. 23:15, April 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. The outdated info graphic at the bottom of the page about sums it up. Irritable of contents (talk) 22:06, June 1, 2016 (UTC)
  • Author did exactly what I asked him to: read Kasich's actual biography on Wikipedia and try to pin this article to that. Unfortunately, the effect is to take various facts from Kasich's past (birthplace, religion, university) and take a series of cheap shots. Kasich is still in the race, despite the impossibility of winning it unless there is treachery in Cleveland, including using him to "unify" everyone who calls himself Republican through a candidate who appeals to everyone who doesn't. That is: His candidacy is a joke that remains untold, and a continuing story even though this article screeches to a halt at Super Tuesday. More work, please! Spıke Radiomicrophone16:27 18-Apr-16


Wilford Brimley

Score: 0
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:49, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:49, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Meme filled doughnuts can give you diabetes. Still too repetitive, even without the pop culture section. Irritable of contents (talk) 22:14, June 1, 2016 (UTC)



Score: 4 little birds
Nomination: Nikau (talk) 03:15, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. SNF Someone else copied this over from the spoon/fork/knife/cutlery. Admittedly I rushed it a little before last Christmas when life became too busy so maybe it needs a little copy-editing here and there. --Nikau (talk) 03:15, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. Babylon is burnin' LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:34, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Great article!  EStop Easy button 10:50, March 11, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Just as detailed as the Wikipedia article but with a better lyrics section. Irritable of contents (talk) 22:30, June 1, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

  • Comment. User:Abacab333 posting this may constitute plagiarism. Nikau (talk) 15:13, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    As explained on User talk:Romartus, I have removed any false implication of authorship. But you can't both claim its presence here violates your rights, and continue improving it and nominate it for feature! Spıke Radiomicrophone15:55 7-Mar-16
    The whole rights issue associated with both sites is a massive mess. However we have the complication that if he posted it without permission on this site after copying from the other one and it is ultimately "not removable" based on the rules one agrees to while editing then there is a debatable rights violation if you want to get legalistic. This is probably covered by the Creative Commons SA License but it's fairly eye opening to the fact that nothing submitted to either site is ever yours again, as the Cow tipping fiasco proved. --Nikau (talk) 16:38, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    Oh and the contradiction was because I didn't consider the rights implications until today. --Nikau (talk) 16:52, March 7, 2016 (UTC)

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