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3.77 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Power (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 22 January 2015sm=d Romartus Powered up
1. Sex Scene (nomination page) 6 ( 7 / 1 )sm=n 18 January 2015sm=d Romartus Roll cameras!
2. Lava lamp (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 15 January 2015sm=d Romartus Hubble bubble
3. Nirvana (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 12 January 2015sm=d Romartus Smells like a feature
4. North Korea at the 2012 Summer Olympics (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 9 January 2015sm=d Thedrewvader1009
5. Richard M. Nixon (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 3 January 2015sm=d Romartus tricky Dicky
6. UnDebate:Should women rap? (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 29 December 2014sm=d Romartus Rappin' good time
7. Dag Hammarskjöld (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 December 2014sm=d Romartus UN feature
8. Food (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 22 December 2014sm=d SPIKE Munching time
9. My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 17 December 2014sm=d 206.176.103.18 Go-go
10. Antibiotics (nomination page) 5.5 ( 7.5 / 2 )sm=n 12 December 2014sm=d Romartus
11. Flying toasters (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 7 December 2014sm=d Romartus Flying tonight
12. Trigonometry (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 4 December 2014sm=d Romartus Slide rulers out
13. Jizzlam (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 1 December 2014sm=d Romartus This article has multiple tissues
14. Muslim Sisterhood (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 26 November 2014sm=d Romartus Let's here it for the sisters
15. Samsung (nomination page) 6.5 ( 7 / 0.5 )sm=n 23 November 2014sm=d Romartus Take that Apple!
16. Solar flares (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 20 November 2014sm=d Romartus Flare up!
17. Stairs (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 16 November 2014sm=d Romartus About time the PooLit winner got this
18. Atheist Alliance of America (nomination page) 7.5 ( 7.5 / 0 )sm=n 14 November 2014sm=d Romartus I don't believe it
19. Tornado (nomination page) 8 ( 8 / 0 )sm=n 10 November 2014sm=d Romartus Let rip
20. Cloud gazing (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 7 November 2014sm=d Romartus Clouds
21. Chess (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 2 November 2014sm=d Romartus Checkmate?
22. Caliphate (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 30 October 2014sm=d Romartus In time for Friday
23. Space Shuttle Challenger (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 27 October 2014sm=d Romartus To the stars
24. Battle of Bosworth (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 October 2014sm=d Romartus Let the metal bashing begin!
25. Nouvelle cuisine (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 20 October 2014sm=d Romartus Oui!
26. Ad hominem (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 17 October 2014sm=d Romartus What did you expect from this writer?
27. Cafeteria food (nomination page) 7 ( 8 / 1 )sm=n 13 October 2014sm=d Romartus plastic trays of dietary transcendence
28. HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (nomination page) 7.5 ( 7.5 / 0 )sm=n 10 October 2014sm=d Romartus Call waiting
29. Commonwealth of Nations (nomination page) 6.5 ( 7 / 0.5 )sm=n 6 October 2014sm=d Romartus
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.
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Self-nomination regulation: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) no longer require a pee review. Pee Review is still highly recommended for newer users. Do not clog up VFH with poor quality self-nominated articles... or else.

VFH is not a discussion page. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

All nominated articles

vote

Ho Chi Minh

Score: 0
Nomination: My2ndAngelic (talk) 17:56, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Self nom and For. We should let them know more about 'Moe"/ My2ndAngelic (talk) 17:57, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. "I'll shoot a load of ho chi minh on your chin." More toilet humor than The Interview. Theme: Ho, you see, was a ho. Spıke Ѧ 18:15 26-Jan-15
Comments
  • Not a self-nom; nominator's only contribution was to add the redundant paragraph "He is 'moe' and kawai enough to scare you to death." in November, which I promptly reverted. Spıke Ѧ 18:15 26-Jan-15
    So only the author can self nom? My2ndAngelic (talk) 18:40, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
    A "self-nom" is when you nominate your own work. Spıke Ѧ 18:42 26-Jan-15

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African American

Score: 2
Nomination: Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:11, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. This should have already been featured. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:11, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. In which we take a few shots at America's blacks, and a bunch of shots at her taboos. Spıke Ѧ 18:25 25-Jan-15
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Glory hole

Score: 3
Nomination: Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:05, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. I love this. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:05, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Eminently featureworthy. A porn genre with culture slapped on top like double-entendre peanut butter, then tugged in many different directions. Spıke Ѧ 02:12 26-Jan-15
  3. For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:03, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Plectrum

Score: 3
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 21:06 15-Jan-15 21:06, January 15, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom & For. Very non-encyclopedic. Partly autobiographical. Spıke Ѧ 21:06 15-Jan-15
  2. For. EStop (talk) 22:02, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:33, January 24, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Guess Who

Score: 0
Nomination: Trishthegeek (talk) 04:14, January 10, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. Trishthegeek (talk) 04:15, January 10, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Even before degenerating into unfunny lists, the only humor in this article was done by others, when anti-names were chosen by the musical acts The Who and The Guess Who. Spıke Ѧ 11:14 10-Jan-15

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How to be absurdly funny on Uncyclopedia

Score: -1
Nomination: Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:10, Jan 4
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. From my vote last time, when it was named HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak: "The target audience is readers of HTBFANJS — in other words, we insiders — not chance passers-by to our main page, on whom a lot is going to be lost." I do not think that the website needs a satire version of How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid (our Style Guide) at all, especially one with pretenses of being a competing Style Guide of its own. Spıke Ѧ 21:32 4-Jan-15
Comments
  • major cleanup - covers pretty much everything

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Alien abduction insurance

Score: 2.5
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:46, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For Came across this, it seemed amusing. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:46, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:21, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:57, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. Liked it Sog1970 (talk) 18:20, January 4, 2015 (UTC)
  5. For. 184.4.187.66 22:09, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Author Sequence in 2009 structured this not as an encyclopedia article but as a sales pitch (indeed, apparently with a black insurance salesman: "We be living in a very dangerous time"). Despite prepending an encyclopedia-like Intro (which helpfully? discloses that this is an article about a fraud), the result is stand-up or a stage play. Spıke Ѧ 12:18 1-Jan-15
  2. Symbol against vote Against. I agree with SPIKE. Shifting from one format to another is confusing and detracts from the article. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:51, January 9, 2015 (UTC)

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Slut shaming

Score: 3
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:56, December 27, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for An article on one of the main pillars of our society. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:56, December 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Now with better choice of words. Spıke Ѧ 12:19 1-Jan-15
  3. For. MonorailPhoenix (talk) 21:38, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:55, January 9, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Feels too much like a real Wikipedia article. EpicTimes (talk) 04:24, December 30, 2014 (UTC)
    I told the newbie on his talk page that this is exactly how Uncyclopedia articles should feel. Spıke Ѧ 12:19 1-Jan-15

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Constitution of the United States (actual text)

Score: 5 laws of the land
Nomination: Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:59, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote Half Self-nom and For. I wrote this with Mattsnow a while ago. It's always fun to work with him. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:59, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Nice job. I was actually hesitating about my vote before the part about "black syrupy substance", though. A bit more subtlety will help! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:22, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. It's funny and accurate. 71.227.159.69 02:24, December 16, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. We the Pimples LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:04, December 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. Napoleon Khan (talk) 18:54, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. 184.4.187.66 22:12, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
  7. For. So funny :v My2ndAngelic (talk) 08:04, January 19, 2015 (UTC)
  8. For. If you read the articles it is hilarious Thedrewvader1009 (talk) 00:02, January 27, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I found it funny at places, but not funny enough to deserve VFH Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 21:28, December 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. It may simply be something about entering the sixth year of Racial Healing with race riots and cop-killings breaking out everywhere as Obama closets with Sharpton, but an article that starts with America the male-only and slaveholding doesn't amuse me. Take shots at the US, but be more playful. Spıke Ѧ 12:30 1-Jan-15

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New Hampshire

Score: 4 slices of fried plywood, lightly buttered
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 00:22 5-Dec-14 00:22, December 5, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For. My first Uncyclopedia article. Spıke Ѧ 00:22 5-Dec-14
  2. For. Great article! Congratulations, Spike! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:25, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. That's this year's holiday sorted Sog1970 (talk) 18:25, January 4, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:53, January 9, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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CHU

Score: 2 short swigs of Labatt's 50
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 20:33 8-Nov-14 20:33, November 8, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Can a shortwave time standard be made funny? Only if one delights in ridiculing all things Canadian. Spıke Ѧ 20:33 8-Nov-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. Though could do with one or two more pics (of what, I'm not entirely sure). Capt. Gull (talk) 08:35, November 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:03, November 22, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Nothing funny, it's like another wikipedia article. My2ndAngelic (talk) 17:48, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
Comments
  • Abstain. It has some good jokes in it, unfortunately sepaated by drab anticipation. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 11:34, November 9, 2014 (UTC)

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