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2.79 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Neu! (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 21 March 2017sm=d Romartus In with the Neu
1. Liberal media (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 12 March 2017sm=d Simsilikesims Looks like the conservative media wins this one
2. Abbey Road (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 4 March 2017sm=d Simsilikesims Drive this to the front page, 4-0
3. Shanty town (nomination page) 6 ( 10 / 4 )sm=n 24 February 2017sm=d Romartus
4. Arthur C. Clarke (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 February 2017sm=d Romartus 2001 and beyond
5. Amarillo, Texas (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 7 February 2017sm=d Simsilikesims
6. Rules of baseball (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 January 2017sm=d Romartus Home run
7. Tony the Tiger (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 22 January 2017sm=d Romartus He's greaaaat
8. Trump Tower (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 January 2017sm=d Spike Towering above the rest.
9. Marie Antoinette (nomination page) 4 ( 5 / 1 )sm=n 3 January 2017sm=d Simsilikesims
10. Captain's log (nomination page) 6.5 ( 18.5 / 12 )sm=n 25 December 2016sm=d Romartus
11. Coin (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 December 2016sm=d Simsilikesims Change can be good. Especially spare change.
12. Georges Danton (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 2 December 2016sm=d Simsilikesims A revolutionary feature!
13. Chuck Taylor (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 November 2016sm=d Romartus 'Taylored' for featuring.
14. Metadata (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 17 November 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
15. Roger Waters (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 10 November 2016sm=d Spike Fly me to the Dark Side of the Moon
16. HowTo:Live with UC (nomination page) 6 ( 10 / 4 )sm=n 1 November 2016sm=d Romartus
17. Worcester, England (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 October 2016sm=d Simsilikesims A very saucy town
18. Ferocious Flesh-Eating Feet (nomination page) 6.5 ( 9.5 / 3 )sm=n 16 October 2016sm=d Romartus Those feet were made for eating
19. HowTo:Get super powers (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 October 2016sm=d Romartus Up, up any away!
20. Leftism (nomination page) 7 ( 11 / 4 )sm=n 2 October 2016sm=d Romartus Had the votes
21. Medieval Marginalia (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 25 September 2016sm=d Romartus Marginal becomes mainstream
22. Laughter (nomination page) 6 ( 11 / 5 )sm=n 18 September 2016sm=d Spike Haha
23. Bullshit (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 10 September 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
24. Vatican City (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 3 September 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
25. Accident (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 28 August 2016sm=d Romartus This was waiting to happen
26. Manchester, New Hampshire (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 20 August 2016sm=d Romartus Welcome to New Manchester
27. Ares (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 14 August 2016sm=d Spike Unleash the God of War
28. Whales (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 7 August 2016sm=d Romartus There she blows!
29. Courtney Love (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 July 2016sm=d Romartus Meet me in the garage with a loaded shotgun
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All nominated articles

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Saturday Night Live

Score: 1
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 21:41, March 24, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. A funny, well-written chronicle of the rise and fall of the popular sketch comedy show.--HolUp (talk) 21:41, March 24, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Who wrote the Intro? Donald Trump? It makes me feel I am reading a blog site, not an encyclopedia — until I bump into the Turd Humor. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:56 24-Mar-17

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Literary Criticism)

Score: 1
Nomination: Irritable of contents (talk) 03:17, March 16, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. A five star unreview that exemplifies how to over analyze. I'm sure there's more lenses of literary criticism to view Zero Wing from, so perhaps it's a bit premature. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:17, March 16, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Dominica

Score: 1 fingers in the water
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone00:53 15-Mar-17 00:53, March 15, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Feature this Caribbean travelogue before everyone emigrates. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:53 15-Mar-17
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Horatio Nelson

Score: 4 less limbs
Nomination: Starboard Travels (talk) 17:58, March 6, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. It's pretty amusing, and it's pretty well written. Starboard Travels (talk) 17:59, March 6, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. An old article that has undergone reclamation by Romartus. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:02 6-Mar-17
  3. For. EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 17:08, March 10, 2017 (UTC)
  4. For. One in the eye for Boney LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:11, March 12, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Robert Fripp

Score: -1
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 10:24, February 25, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. A well-written article on the famous prog rocker.--HolUp (talk) 10:24, February 25, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Well-written, yes, but reads as though it is written to inform not amuse. The Intro especially is nothing but praise of Fripp and lament over the state of modern music. No one visits to read essays of personal opinion in a slightly jaunty voice; let's hold out for actual humor. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:52 25-Feb-17
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Funny premise, however that was really explored through writing style rather than actual jokes. A good piece of writing but not a great piece of parody. --Moonhead42 (talk) 01:31, March 17, 2017 (UTC)

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Fluff (spread)

Score: 0
Nomination: Starboard Travels (talk) 02:43, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. A bit silly, yes, but it's not that badly written. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:47, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Wildeism, randumbo and racism memes in Intro, then more randumbo when we jump in. Goofy History for no purpose except writing goofy stuff. I would be amazed if nominator saw more in this than the lady wearing nothing but a towel. Spıke Radiomicrophone06:21 23-Feb-17

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Keynesianism

Score: 2 more zeros on all the banknotes
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 08:25, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. A great article from Spike.--HolUp (talk) 08:25, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. ScottPat wanted a more global outlook and contributed the section about Thatcher and Oil. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:08 7-Feb-17
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Billy Joel

Score: 2
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 01:38, January 25, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote For. A clever, fun chronology of the famous soft rocker. A collaborative effort between me, Spike, and Sog.--HolUp (talk) 01:38, January 25, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:01 25-Jan-17
  3. For. Deserves to be on the front page Nina404 (talk) 21:29, January 28, 2017 (UTC)
  4. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:24, February 8, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. It's a bit too long and needs trimming down. Also lacks images WeatherUnderground (talk) 21:23, January 28, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Against. ^Agreed Starboard Travels (talk) 02:36, February 23, 2017 (UTC)

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Rick Perry

Score: 5 ...uh...Ah fergit
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone03:38 20-Jan-17 03:38, January 20, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. The last chapter on Trump's Secretary of Energy has not yet been written, but what we got is damn good, ain't it? Spıke Radiomicrophone03:38 20-Jan-17
  2. For. Imaginative and without the clichés you would normally find in political satire. WeatherUnderground (talk) 21:30, January 28, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 17:19, March 10, 2017 (UTC)
  4. For. A pretty good article. Starboard Travels (talk) 19:51, March 13, 2017 (UTC)
  5. For. Looks good to go, it needs no footnotes on dancing with the stars. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:38, March 24, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Cyberchase

Score: 0
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 09:01, January 10, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. An excellent article, though I can't help but think PerfumeRepair was going to add more to the article but never got around to it.--HolUp (talk) 09:01, January 10, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. A bit too much trying to be funny for my taste. Starboard Travels (talk) 20:21, March 13, 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  • For those born in the mid 90s (that's me), this article might bring back some good memories. Anyone older or younger than that will be confused about the subject material, heh.--HolUp (talk) 09:01, January 10, 2017 (UTC) Poor rationale for article redacted--HolUp (talk) 08:21, January 28, 2017 (UTC)
    Strikes me that PerfumeRepair watched one episode and wrote a wisecracking blog. I haven't watched the show but don't see much of a comedy strategy here. Stereotyping in the Intro ("token" vs "farmboy") falls flat. Nominator mentions two good reasons not to feature it. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:54 10-Jan-17

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Air Training Corps

Score: 3 reasons to become a car-park attendant instead
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone18:11 7-Jan-17 18:11, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. EStop's authoritative article about Britain's youth aviation corps. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:11 7-Jan-17
  2. Symbol for vote For. Happy days, when child safety was far less important than character building.  EStop Easy button 09:14, January 8, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. Funny and surprisingly detailed WeatherUnderground (talk) 21:10, January 30, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Dog

Score: 3 chewed slippers
Nomination:  EStop Easy button 18:01, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for Collab with Spike and Romartus also had a paw in. A personal guide to what makes mans best friend's tail wag.  EStop Easy button 18:01, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. A dog's-eye view of a dog's life. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:07 7-Jan-17
  3. For. EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 17:15, March 10, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Single mothers

Score: 1 kids hidden in the diner's dishwasher
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone02:12 4-Jan-17 02:12, January 4, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Feature this because this is the only mass collaboration going on at the moment: Created by David202, an outline added by UgurGumushan to be fleshed out by Bludud202, who also lives at 202; Romartus and I also got our licks in. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:12 4-Jan-17
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Cherry

Score: 5 stones
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 04:12, January 2, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote For. Another great article from Nikau.--HolUp (talk) 04:12, January 2, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Yes, it is. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:16 4-Jan-17
  3. For. Yep Starboard Travels (talk) 20:03, March 13, 2017 (UTC)
  4. For. A feature for sure LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:22, March 26, 2017 (UTC)
  5. For. Looks quite fit. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:54, March 26, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Independent film

Score: 2
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 08:33, December 31, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Excellent article, an overlooked gem.--HolUp (talk) 08:33, December 31, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:21 4-Jan-17
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Old Testament Law

Score: 2 devout believers
Nomination: The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 02:03, December 31, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Expanded it somewhat. I'm still a few hundred mitzvot short of the full list, but it'll do. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 02:03, December 31, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. QuietEmoTrash (talk) 01:59, March 22, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Very hard to slog through, from the passives in the first sentence to the Bible citations in the second. The payoff is that Biblical commandments are mostly ludicrous (which could be funny) or that Bible-quoters are hypocrites (which dances on the line of advocacy). Keep working on it. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:26 4-Jan-17
  • Comment. I will vote for this, but in the "Sacrifices" section, third paragraph, third sentence, there is a minor question I have grammatically. I feel as if you should have 'but' instead of 'and'. Because this conjunction is 'not only... but also'. Just a little thing that bugged me. QuietEmoTrash (talk) 01:57, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

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UnNews:Nutjob gets hold of fake news story. You won't believe what happens next

Score: 2.5 gullible idiots
Nomination: The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 06:53, December 30, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Topical. And remains in-style-of while retaining frame. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 06:53, December 30, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:15, January 4, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. At least our news is proper news eh?  EStop Easy button 17:43, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
  4. For. 168.213.5.107 15:03, February 10, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. This is a checklist of things fake news does, followed by an example; this reads more like a definition for undictionary. From the title I was expecting something over the top and close to ED territory like Pizzagate, which would demonstrate how apparently libel laws don't apply to the internet or during election seasons. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:41, January 8, 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  • Although nominally related to the U.S. "Fake News" hysteria, the strategy of repeatedely stating a journalistic rule and then violating it in the same sentence comes across as mechanical as a "Page in the style of the thing it's about." Spıke Radiomicrophone02:30 4-Jan-17

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