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5.77 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. F4 (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 8 July 2014sm=d Romartus
1. Napoleonic Wars (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 5 July 2014sm=d Romartus
2. UnDebate:Shouldn't we discuss this like adults? (nomination page) 7 ( 8.5 / 1.5 )sm=n 30 June 2014sm=d Romartus Let's start
3. Benzene (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 26 June 2014sm=d Romartus Featured
4. Kenya (nomination page) 7 ( 7.5 / 0.5 )sm=n 21 June 2014sm=d 79.159.82.155 Good to go
5. Your mom (nomination page) 6 ( 8.5 / 2.5 )sm=n 15 June 2014sm=d Romartus Mom's the word
6. Will Harridge (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 12 June 2014sm=d Romartus Harridged
7. HowTo:Understand and deal with pretentious people (nomination page) 6.5 ( 7 / 0.5 )sm=n 9 June 2014sm=d Romartus Pretentiously featured
8. Paramedic (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 5 June 2014sm=d DaveFromMars
9. Gaza War (nomination page) 7.5 ( 7.5 / 0 )sm=n 2 June 2014sm=d SPIKE Gaza Strip
10. HowTo:Correctly Install your Telescreen (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 27 May 2014sm=d Romartus Do Not Adjust Your Set
11. Drawing (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 25 May 2014sm=d Romartus Quick on the draw
12. William Shakespeare (nomination page) 9 ( 9 / 0 )sm=n 22 May 2014sm=d Anton199 To be or not to be featured
13. A Bull's Life- A story of racism, prejudice and perseverance (nomination page) 8 ( 8 / 0 )sm=n 19 May 2014sm=d Romartus Bulls
14. Out Run (nomination page) 6.5 ( 7 / 0.5 )sm=n 17 May 2014sm=d Romartus This will run run run
15. North African Campaign (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 13 May 2014sm=d Romartus Monty is go
16. Fuck the Police (nomination page) 8 ( 9 / 1 )sm=n 10 May 2014sm=d Romartus Go ahead then
17. Sushi (nomination page) 9.5 ( 10 / 0.5 )sm=n 6 May 2014sm=d Romartus
18. You Are Gay (nomination page) 10 ( 10 / 0 )sm=n 1 May 2014sm=d ChiefjusticeDS
19. Political cartoon (nomination page) 9.5 ( 9.5 / 0 )sm=n 1 May 2014sm=d ChiefjusticeDS
20. Python (programming language) (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 28 April 2014sm=d Romartus Compute!
21. Death (nomination page) 9.5 ( 9.5 / 0 )sm=n 24 April 2014sm=d Romartus Deathly All Hallows, Isle of Sheppy
22. Ernest Hemingway (nomination page) 7.5 ( 7.5 / 0 )sm=n 20 April 2014sm=d ChiefjusticeDS Let us feature this complex man's article. Without neglecting to feature it.
23. RAF Packington (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 17 April 2014sm=d Romartus Stand to attention!
24. Accountant (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 14 April 2014sm=d Anton199 I want that in writing
25. Making up Oscar Wilde quotes (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 11 April 2014sm=d Romartus Oscar Feature
26. The Art of War (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 7 April 2014sm=d Romartus Art for War's sake
27. Auguste Escoffier (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 April 2014sm=d Romartus No need to scoff
28. UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up) (nomination page) 9.5 ( 17 / 7.5 )sm=n 3 April 2014sm=d SPIKE Gained 9 votes earlier.
29. Police (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 31 March 2014sm=d Romartus Feature the Police
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.
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  • Nominations of articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, UnTunes, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are welcomed.
  • If a nomination disappears from this page, it is likely to be found in either the recently featured or recently failed nomination lists.
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All nominated articles

vote

LeBron James

Score: 1 steps toward the hoop before releasing the ball
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 03:24 12-Jul-14 03:24, July 12, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Just because he is in the news; have updated the article to reflect his leaving Miami to return to Cleveland. Spıke ¬ 03:24 12-Jul-14
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Boko Haram

Score: 5.5
Nomination: Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:28, July 3, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. For. It's that SOG again. A new classic from top Uncyclopedian writer here Sog1970 Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:29, July 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Great page, as usual. If I knew the groups better I'd be even more enthusiastic. Nice work. Aleister 12:15 3-7-14
  3. For. 112.209.134.81 06:50, July 5, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. An appropriate Uncyclopedian treatment of jihadists. I hope we feature it before they cough up their hostages. Spıke ¬ 10:52 5-Jul-14
  5. For. Both the article and pictures are awesome! 69.73.50.12 04:19, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. 14.140.236.133 15:10, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. One of Sog's usuals. He makes a terrorist group into a hilarious joke. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:03, July 11, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Renamed article and nomination from "Boko Harum" after VFD approved replacement of former article. Spıke ¬ 10:52 5-Jul-14

vote

Real Ale

Score: 5
Nomination: Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 00:42, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote For. Very, very good indeed. Made me laugh quite a bit. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 00:42, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.. As above Sog1970 (talk) 07:56, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.. I only wished I would have came up with it, but alas, I don't drink. Excellent article. Phrank Psinatra (talk) 16:02, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:11, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Love the stabs at lager drinkers! Good ol' Real Ale. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:00, July 11, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I don't find the bottom two quotes at the top of the article particularly funny. I would suggest removing them. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:00, July 11, 2014 (UTC)

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UnScripts:Oedipus Rex Rides Again

Score: 5
Nomination: Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:43, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. For. Written by Multiliteralist some years back, updated and with added images by Romartus Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:43, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For my mom. Aleister 17:18 18=6-14
  3. Symbol for vote For. Just for the images and for Multiliteralist's writing! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 07:44, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Sog1970 (talk) 07:57, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. My dear sirs, this is quite a remarkable achievement. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:58, July 11, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Microsoft Windows

Score: 0.5
Nomination: BassHero55 (Message me) 21:59, May 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 10

BassHero55 (Message me) 21:59, May 28, 2014 (UTC)

  1. For. 71.178.140.127 22:33, May 28, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. 71.178.140.127 22:33, May 28, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. 75.32.231.174 23:31, May 28, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. 2.103.239.66 20:52, May 30, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. 99.6.40.39 02:49, June 1, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. 184.58.98.136 03:37, June 1, 2014 (UTC)
  7. For. 2.69.99.37 08:38, June 1, 2014 (UTC)
  8. For. 190.49.157.140 03:55, June 5, 2014 (UTC)
  9. For. 78.145.50.113 13:20, June 7, 2014 (UTC)
  10. For. 78.149.75.227 18:12, June 7, 2014 (UTC)
  11. For. 121.222.14.218 09:34, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  12. For. 174.140.65.16 02:36, June 15, 2014 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote For. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 21:17, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  14. For. 46.208.53.58 16:38, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
  15. For. 92.25.190.204 19:18, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  16. For. 50.177.193.226 12:55, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  17. For. 186.79.114.33 16:05, July 6, 2014 (UTC)
  18. For. 98.183.24.183 04:43, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  19. For. It's funny 108.35.240.210 02:12, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9.5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Entire start is informative and ranty. Anon is banned for double-voting. Spıke ¬ 00:34 29-May-14
  2. Against. Needs more humour 109.117.191.216 22:15, June 2, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Against. Have to agree with Spike here. It is ranty, and later simply dull. Not a bad effort, but not great either. Mefunnyugly Dave From Mars (SPEAK!) 21:49, June 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Not bad but could be a lot cleverer. The first sentence reveals the concept entirely: "Microsoft Windows [...] is the collective name for a series of failures..." Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:08, June 12, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Against. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:14, June 19, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Against. Not really there yet, needs a fair bit more work. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:20, June 25, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Against. Needs updating a tad and is more rant than funny. Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:51, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Against. Obvious vote rigging aside, this is not very good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:57, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Symbol against vote Against.. I agree, this could be improved. Loved the trkkie bluescreen animated GIF, though. Phrank Psinatra (talk) 16:25, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Symbol against vote Against. There is something dodgy going on in the "For" section of this nomination and the article is too ranty. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:05, July 11, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment. What? A ban for double voting? Couldn't you just strike his vote out since it was the first time happening? 109.242.240.102 19:25, June 1, 2014 (UTC)
    I considered the totality of his work. Spıke ¬ 01:29 2-Jun-14
  • Comment. Shouldn't only logged-in users vote? And, what counts as a "0.5" vote? Phrank Psinatra (talk) 09:25, June 20, 2014 (UTC)
    An IP editor's vote counts as half a vote. Anonymous votes are allowed, unless they are made by a user who has already voted while logged in, but it's not simple to determine whether this is the case or not. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:46, June 20, 2014 (UTC)

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Gretna Green

Score: 3 "Spouse A's" and "Spouse B's"
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For A hilarious article by Spike. One of the most infamous towns in Scotland. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Thanks for the nomination! Spıke ¬ 19:20 27-May-14
  3. For. Funny place I seem to recall from my visit many moons ago. Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:51, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Hans Brinker

Score: 2.5 places to put his finger
Nomination: Aleister
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol for vote For. I looked at the new version and laughed. I saw that SPIKE wrote some of it and cried. This is a travesty and a benefit to mankind. Authored by a girl named Flyingbird. Aleister 14:50 14-5-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. Yes, it is in shape to go up. Spıke ¬ 17:59 16-May-14
  3. For. 180.222.12.122 07:10, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Despite being a touch short--Sog1970 (talk) 12:04, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Comment. a little short but its promising ShabiDOO 13:21, May 17, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Agreed. I'm afraid I find it a tad too short. But if extended I'd definitely vote for. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:14, July 11, 2014 (UTC)

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Selfie

Score: 2 votes that are really votes about ourselves
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 10:53 13-May-14 10:53, May 13, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. This article about the popular new form of narcissism was inspired by an UnNews by Romartus, who contributed the historical context here. Spıke ¬ 10:53 13-May-14
  2. For. Self explanatory. Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:19, May 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. 122.176.253.55 12:41, May 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. 47.19.84.194 13:03, May 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. If not for Mimo's vote, I would have abstained, because though the article is very funny, I am not sure it should be featured. However, I don't agree that an article should not be featured (or should be deleted, if it's on VFD) just because it's short. In this case, I don't think it will work as well, if it is made longer. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:11, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. 76.66.85.15 19:16, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2.5
  1. Against. Too short. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:07, May 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Against. 71.95.143.90 11:41, May 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Against. I dunno if I just don't find it funny or having wasted $20 to see the new Transformers has left me humerlous for life. ManiacJaSg -Maniac1075Complain Here 04:38, July 4, 2014 (UTC)
Comments

vote

A letter about Megan Fox

Score: 4
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:20, May 11, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for A previously VFD article, rewritten when I had too much inspiration. I hope that excess of inspiration won't be a problem if you will be reading the article! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:20, May 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Well written and illustrated. I like Megan Fox for her mind. Aleister 13:47 20-5-14
  3. Symbol for vote For. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:47, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For....wait I'm not voting for the picture...Ever so funny. Well done Anton. Beautifully written as well. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:08, July 11, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Shouldn't this be in UnBooks? Phrank Psinatra (talk) 10:11, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
    Why? This is a letter, not a book. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:28, May 18, 2014 (UTC)

vote

Scam letter

Score: 4.5 bankrupt citizen(s)
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:37, May 5, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote For. Not having received Puppy's consent, I am nominating this article with his permission. This has been in the state of hibernation for a long time since the first nomination, but I think that now it's ready. All of the actual letters were written by Pup, I only made the responses (and some changes to the formatting). Enjoy! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:37, May 5, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. 24.1.80.167 20:54, May 6, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. risky free ShabiDOO 00:50, May 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Napoleon Khan (talk) 18:15, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Anton has a nack of writing non-encyclopedic looking articles in a very funny way. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:13, July 11, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Peter Sagan

Score: 4.5 doped robots
Nomination: Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:42, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Self-nom and 4. -- Snowflake mini Mattsnow
  2. Bytes on bikes Aleister 23:44 14-4-14
  3. For. Yes indeed. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:44, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:35, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. 71.255.140.6 12:21, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:53, May 6, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Tour de France was a feature. This one is close but not yet. Too many jokes seem to me to be telling the reader about a funny thing that really did happen in his life rather than making original jokes or humour about him. Keep going with it! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:35, April 18, 2014 (UTC)

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