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3.69 votes per article • Goal: 10


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# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Project Gemini (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 2 May 2015sm=d Romartus Into orbit
1. I'm not a racist, but... (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 28 April 2015sm=d Romartus Are you or are you not?
2. Cruel and unusual punishment (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 22 April 2015sm=d Romartus Take your punishment
3. Horace (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 15 April 2015sm=d Romartus Hungry Horace
4. Glory hole (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 10 April 2015sm=d Romartus Go for glory
5. Turtle (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 6 April 2015sm=d
6. Slut shaming (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 1 April 2015sm=d Romartus Got to the quota
7. NBC (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 28 March 2015sm=d Romartus Don't change channels!
8. Raphael (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 March 2015sm=d Romartus Dash of colour
9. Jeb Bush (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 18 March 2015sm=d Romartus Next up, the Burning Bush
10. Worst bumper stickers (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 13 March 2015sm=d Romartus Make this into a sticker
11. Hydrocarbon (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 8 March 2015sm=d Romartus h2 oh?
12. African American (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 3 March 2015sm=d Assault6000 done
13. Renewable energy (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 27 February 2015sm=d Romartus Need new batteries
14. Supply-side Jesus (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 February 2015sm=d Romartus Jesus wept
15. Plectrum (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 February 2015sm=d Xamralco
16. Rembrandt (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 February 2015sm=d Romartus Prepare the canvas
17. UnBooks:The Von Stauberg Institute for Extreme Cardiac Stress Tests (nomination page) 6.5 ( 7.5 / 1 )sm=n 7 February 2015sm=d Romartus One we voted on earlier
18. New Hampshire (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 1 February 2015sm=d Romartus New Hampshire declares
19. Constitution of the United States (actual text) (nomination page) 6 ( 8 / 2 )sm=n 27 January 2015sm=d Romartus All articles will get featured if we the people vote for them
20. Power (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 22 January 2015sm=d Romartus Powered up
21. Sex Scene (nomination page) 6 ( 7 / 1 )sm=n 18 January 2015sm=d Romartus Roll cameras!
22. Lava lamp (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 15 January 2015sm=d Romartus Hubble bubble
23. Nirvana (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 12 January 2015sm=d Romartus Smells like a feature
24. North Korea at the 2012 Summer Olympics (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 9 January 2015sm=d Thedrewvader1009
25. Richard M. Nixon (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 3 January 2015sm=d Romartus tricky Dicky
26. UnDebate:Should women rap? (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 29 December 2014sm=d Romartus Rappin' good time
27. Dag Hammarskjöld (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 December 2014sm=d Romartus UN feature
28. Food (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 22 December 2014sm=d SPIKE Munching time
29. My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 17 December 2014sm=d Go-go
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Score: 3 adapters in the desk drawer
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 12:20 28-Apr-15 12:20, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A dead end of Analwart and then Lord Castabarus, now expanded to article length and with illustrations by Romartus (though it could use a few more).
  2. For. Some laughs. A lot of shit. But that can only be expected with an article this long. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 07:14, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. I've got that jack-plug feeling. --EStop (talk) 09:35, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Gretna Green

Score: 3
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 23:47 18-Apr-15 23:47, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Quasi-featured on the first try. Let's see if we can push through this thoroughly fun send-up of elopement on the second try. Spıke Ѧ 23:47 18-Apr-15
  2. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:13, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. The perfect place to tie knots. Did you know the cow-hitch was invented there (before the archaic animalist Government's ruling about same species marriages). --EStop (talk) 10:25, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

  • 'Comment. It starts well, with a larger than average capacity to make the reader laugh at mundane facts, but it is very short. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 21:11, April 19, 2015 (UTC)


Horace Greeley

Score: 6.5 political campaigns resulting in something other than victory
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 19:01 6-Apr-15
For Votes: 6.5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Writing Horace for the recent competition revealed a gaping hole in the encyclopedia on this American newspaperman-turned-Presidential-candidate. Spıke Ѧ 19:01 6-Apr-15
  2. For. A lot funnier than the Wikipedia entry! LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:55, April 10, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. Oocca Truth (talk) 19:20, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Nice article. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 07:56, April 17, 2015 (UTC)
  5. For. 22:40, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. ~jcm 02:20, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. Very funny article. --EStop (talk) 10:06, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Screaming Lord Sutch

Score: 3
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:40, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. An article I wrote almost two years that has had a few touch-ups since. A dedication to a great man. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:40, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Ѧ 12:26 7-Apr-15
  3. Symbol for vote For. Back then, Politicians used to be nice and eccentric while making a complete Horlicks of it.--EStop (talk) 19:06, May 5, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

  • Author assured me at the time that "Screaming" was not a punch line the reader would have to guess but a popular nickname for Sutch. Nevertheless, it still hits me as an article named Botox-faced Nancy Pelosi would hit you. The article is well-written, but its humor wrestles with its dripping scorn. Needs an Intro; the current Intro belongs in a section "Early life." Spıke Ѧ 15:54 6-Apr-15
    Wikipedia has the "Screaming" (WP:Screaming Lord Sutch). It's how he's known, his party is a complete joke after all. I'll see what I can do about the intro. Not sure what is meant by "dripping scorn". Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:28, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
    The intro summarises his life. The first line is a parody of Wikipedia article first lines and the rest describes how well known he is and what he was famous for. What needs doing? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:31, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
    Just realized this, and realized what you are doing, which is not merely a foray into obscure British party politics. I added a couple of links to make this clearer. Spıke Ѧ 12:26 7-Apr-15
  • Comment. Confused by the tense. Is Sutch still alive in this article? LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:25, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
    He's meant to be dead in the article. I've corrected the use of tense in the first sentence. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 19:23, April 22, 2015 (UTC)


Before Broken Britain

Score: 1.5
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:04, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For Came across this article this morning. Decent British humour that deserves a feature. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:04, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
  2. For. A few things to brush up on: grammar, dates (I thought Britain broke in the '60s?) and lack of mention of obesity and recreational drugs. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 10:49, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
    Feel free to make the changes where appropriate. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:52, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Against. 22:43, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
  • I confess: I don't know what the title refers to, nor what the "historical document" referred to in the Intro is, if not the article itself. It is a fun read about old coots longing for the Good Old Days, but the above questions make me wonder whether it is yet another punch line waiting to be searched for. I'd prefer a real-world cover and not just a title with alliteration. Spıke Ѧ 23:41 18-Apr-15
    Comment. "Broken Britain" is a well known expression and the historical document is the article itself. Giving "Broken" a capital b is a bit misleading I now see: perhaps it should be moved? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 18:48, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
    Better to delete the word "Before"? as you have just created a redirect that assumes that this is what people will be looking for. Spıke Ѧ 18:52 27-Apr-15
    No because it takes the concept of broken Britain but is literally about before broken Britain. It wouldn't make much sense without "before". ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 10:56, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
    I disagree. The page title doesn't have to accurately describe the treatment the author is going to give the subject; it should be the subject the reader would search for. Spıke Ѧ 12:10 28-Apr-15
    To me, calling it broken Britain would obscure the joke a little and wouldn't reflect the content of the article. The text would seem innappropriate under "Broken Britain". Also I'm going to back-track on my suggestion to use a small 'b' because there is indeed a wikipedia article that shows it capitalised. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 16:27, April 28, 2015 (UTC)



Score: 5 page flicks
Nomination: GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Self Nom & For To continue my delusion. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]   12:22, March 31, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. I especially liked the reference to analytical chemistry near the end of the article. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:41, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:47, April 23, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote Improved. Spıke Ѧ 12:01 23-Apr-15
  5. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:22, May 2, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

  • Not all the way there yet. Started life with over-emphasis on Wacky Treaties, bickering scholars, and nonsense numbers. I'd like to see satire themes in addition to the move of magazines to the Internet, such as the conflict between delivering the truth and delivering what the page-flipper wants to see, magazines as a fashion item for the reader, or Boy Scouts hawking subscriptions to useless magazines as a fundraiser. Repeated reliance on Viz as an automatic joke will be lost on Americans. Spıke Ѧ 12:59 31-Mar-15


Chuck Taylor

Score: 2 shoelace holes
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 17:21 21-Mar-15 17:21, March 21, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Uncyclopedia-quality historical scholarship on the nation's 12th President. Spıke Ѧ 17:21 21-Mar-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. I like it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:09, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

  • I think Wikipedia has a really funny opening: "Charles Hollis "Chuck" Taylor (June 24, 1901 – June 23, 1969) was an American basketball player and shoe salesman/evangelist." DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:52, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  • I had to look up what sneaker meant. I gathered it had to do with shoes. I guess over here we'd say "trainers". Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:09, April 6, 2015 (UTC)


I have a dream

Score: 2.5
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:33, February 19, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for Let's see if it was worth the efforts! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:33, February 19, 2015 (UTC)
  2. For. It's funny 16:12, February 23, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:01, March 2, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Nice. I think it works quite well. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:08, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. It has a funny concept, following I have a dream with the response, "Have you sought help?" But articles "in the style of the thing they are about" have one funny concept as well. This is good writing, but descent into insanity does not make for a funny read, and the portion that would appear on our main page unfolds especially slowly. I don't get the monkeys, nor the purported explanation at the end, unless it is to say that reality is insane and the crazy man is the only accurate observer. Now my head hurts as well. Spıke Ѧ 22:05 22-Feb-15
    Despite not having got it, you explained it better than I could! "Reality is insane and the crazy man is the only accurate observer" - that's quite it. The interpretations are not very clear, but that's deliberate: in my vision, the man, who always relied on logic, becomes crazy being unable to comprehend racial discrimination. The monkeys are an incarnation of the racial prejudice, but also the only "logical" way out of this mess for the main character: if we don't treat them like humans, than they can't be humans, can they? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:12, February 23, 2015 (UTC)
    Hence, by the way, the name of the article. The main character's insane dream and Dr. King's famous one actually coincide (which becomes more obvious towards the end). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:15, February 23, 2015 (UTC)

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