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Score: 2
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone23:48 30-Apr-16 23:48, April 30, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Entered in the Springtime Writing Contest. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:48 30-Apr-16
  2. Symbol for vote For. Obviously. Short and sweet, yet still manages to touch on many of the points found in the original Wikipedia article. I did not even know about cloudy/clear lemonade until I started writing this. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:28, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Boaty McBoatface

Score: 2
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone23:47 30-Apr-16 23:47, April 30, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Entered in the Springtime Writing Contest. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:47 30-Apr-16
  2. Symbol for vote For. An excellent article! A worthy competitor to my own article on lemonade, and in fact far superior IMO. I'd love to see this featured. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:24, May 1, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Trujillo, Peru

Score: 3 griffins with slush machines
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone13:29 31-Mar-16
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. An authoritative history of a city you certainly didn't care about. Inspired by a once-a-month Peruvian visitor to Inciclopedia, who also wrote about Iquitos. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:29 31-Mar-16
  2. For. Nice CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 21:14, April 11, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. A funny take on a city I did not know about!  EStop Easy button 09:52, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


John Kasich

Score: 3
Nomination: Thares (talk) 23:38, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. Surprisingly, especially with his Ohio win, John Kasich is still in the 2016 presidential race. This article should be nominated because his campaign's best days will possibly be behind him at some point. Thares (talk) 23:38, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. There could be a brokered convention, but I think that's unlikely. This will take a while to reach 5 votes, anyway... --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 19:52, March 18, 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. yeah. 20:17, March 30, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Enjoyed that!  EStop Easy button 09:34, March 31, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Against. 23:15, April 14, 2016 (UTC)
  • Author did exactly what I asked him to: read Kasich's actual biography on Wikipedia and try to pin this article to that. Unfortunately, the effect is to take various facts from Kasich's past (birthplace, religion, university) and take a series of cheap shots. Kasich is still in the race, despite the impossibility of winning it unless there is treachery in Cleveland, including using him to "unify" everyone who calls himself Republican through a candidate who appeals to everyone who doesn't. That is: His candidacy is a joke that remains untold, and a continuing story even though this article screeches to a halt at Super Tuesday. More work, please! Spıke Radiomicrophone16:27 18-Apr-16


Wilford Brimley

Score: 1
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:49, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:49, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes



Score: 3 little birds
Nomination: Nikau (talk) 03:15, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. SNF Someone else copied this over from the spoon/fork/knife/cutlery. Admittedly I rushed it a little before last Christmas when life became too busy so maybe it needs a little copy-editing here and there. --Nikau (talk) 03:15, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. Babylon is burnin' LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:34, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Great article!  EStop Easy button 10:50, March 11, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

  • Comment. User:Abacab333 posting this may constitute plagiarism. Nikau (talk) 15:13, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    As explained on User talk:Romartus, I have removed any false implication of authorship. But you can't both claim its presence here violates your rights, and continue improving it and nominate it for feature! Spıke Radiomicrophone15:55 7-Mar-16
    The whole rights issue associated with both sites is a massive mess. However we have the complication that if he posted it without permission on this site after copying from the other one and it is ultimately "not removable" based on the rules one agrees to while editing then there is a debatable rights violation if you want to get legalistic. This is probably covered by the Creative Commons SA License but it's fairly eye opening to the fact that nothing submitted to either site is ever yours again, as the Cow tipping fiasco proved. --Nikau (talk) 16:38, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    Oh and the contradiction was because I didn't consider the rights implications until today. --Nikau (talk) 16:52, March 7, 2016 (UTC)



Score: 3
Nomination: PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 22:39, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For A new article that I personally think is quite funny, and one that takes a more relaxed tone yet one that delivers satire. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 22:39, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:37, February 29, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Nice article!  EStop Easy button 07:02, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Chris Christie

Score: 1.5 quarter-pounders with double cheese
Nomination: Placeholderusername (talk) 10:13, February 18, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  • Symbol for vote For. Nominator didn't vote, but I will, though it might be too late, as His Royal Hugeness has "suspended" his Presidential campaign and returned to New Jersey to mundane stuff like finally dispatching snowplows. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:37 18-Feb-16
  1. Symbol for vote For. I didn't know I could vote for more than one article. But NEVER MIND! Father Christiemas is off back to Noo Jersey, but he might deserve one last hurrah before he disappears into obscurity.--PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 20:17, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Educational, clever and funny!  EStop Easy button 16:44, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:01, March 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. For. 16:43, April 14, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against (formerly For). We were too slow; Christie went home to eat. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:45 25-Feb-16
    I think not! The main course is yet to come. #FreeChrisChristie --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:50, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
    That may be, but you are banned for 1 day for switching my vote back. Don't try that in a real election either. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:25 3-Mar-16
  2. Against. I don't like featuring articles about politicians before they may reach an important postition (see the Trump article). Nikau (talk) 03:41, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
    But I voted against based on a belief that he will not reach an important position! Spıke Radiomicrophone23:11 6-Mar-16
  • A great article, however I've already voted. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:50, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
    But...you haven't! Spıke Radiomicrophone12:37 18-Feb-16
  • Comment. I think it's well written enough to be featured, it is however the wrong time to feature it as his career is still up in the air for the next few months. Assuming he became VP (possible) then that's another 4 years of material. Nikau (talk) 05:31, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    We have updated featured articles and may be Chris Christie will disappear in a food buffet and never re-emerge. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:45, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    Christie's career is not still up in the air in 2016; it is now the big Tuesday after Super Tuesday and Christie's only role is standing behind Trump and wishing he had some meat, a Wish Sandwich. As Romartus suggests, if he makes VP despite the impossibility of delivering New Jersey as Kasich (God help us) could deliver Ohio, we will resume writing. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:47 16-Mar-16

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