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SQL

Score: 1 distributed headaches
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone20:44 2-Sep-15 20:44, September 2, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A standard for 29 years, in which one can still not write any code "standard" enough to run anywhere else. You did not know it was this funny. Spıke Radiomicrophone20:44 2-Sep-15
Against Votes: 0

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Federal Emergency Management Agency

Score: 3 programs of Mitigation
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone01:36 21-Aug-15 01:36, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. EStop calls this a "great mix of informative political ineptitude across the spectrum with a Keystone Cops style reaction." That reflects a panoramic knowledge of American cinema. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:36 21-Aug-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. A great mix of informative political ineptitude across the spectrum with a Keystone Cops style reaction, a bit like American cinema. --EStop (talk) 18:28, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Health and Safety over-thinking has often been a source of good humour. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 10:12, August 28, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Sex change

Score: 3 awkward conversations
Nomination: EStop (talk) 09:16, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Save from VFD, an intimate study into the many nooks and crannies of intersexuality in today's society. Spike takes 1/2 credit for ideas, expansion and assistance during the final polishing. The preceding unsigned comment was added by EStop (talk • contribs) although it's hardly a mystery.
  2. Symbol for vote For. No, I don't take 1/2 credit for mere copy-editing. And we're not done. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:16 20-Aug-15
  3. Symbol for vote For. being a well-written article. --AStranger195 (talkcontribsguestbook) 04:58, August 29, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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HowTo:Fix a computer

Score: 6
Nomination: Anton (talk) 11:14, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote For. Wow, this is great! Anton (talk) 11:14, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Still a little listy and episodic, but has flashes of brilliance. First new use of {{Factoid}} in months. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:47 16-Aug-15
  3. Symbol for vote For! A tiny bit of mini-listcruft but otherwise it actually is quite good. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 00:51, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Another funny article from Chunkles. The gentle encouragement provided throughout was fun. --EStop (talk) 13:51, August 19, 2015 (UTC)
  5. For. Now all it needs is some dynamite to finish the job! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:44, August 30, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. This is actually my first HowTo article. I admit it's a little rough in places as a result, but since everybody else liked it so much I might as well vote for it too. :) Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 04:37, September 3, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • Thank you all for the feedback, too! I'll use it to refine my future submissions further. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 04:37, September 3, 2015 (UTC)

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British ski jumpers

Score: 2
Nomination: Anton (talk) 19:10, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. A very funny article by Ptok-Bentoniczny, which I polished. Anton (talk) 19:10, August 13, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. An article extremely close to the truth. Very funny and very British. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 10:17, August 28, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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  • Don't like how it begins (with serious geopolitics and attributing a single mindset to the UK); don't like how it ends (with a joke labeled a joke, and then videos to watch). In between, it has an episodic structure, but not enough episodes. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:21 13-Aug-15
  • Comment. I tweaked the ending. The intro seems important to preserve as it is, as it announces the concept. Anton (talk) 10:28, August 14, 2015 (UTC)

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Sault Ste. Marie

Score: 2 locks waiting to be picked
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone16:01 11-Aug-15 16:01, August 11, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. I wrote this article about a northern Michigan city in May for no apparent reason, and it has stood the test of time (which means it's still there). Spıke Radiomicrophone16:01 11-Aug-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. Funny and quirky, with a maritime angle, so it gets my vote. --EStop (talk) 09:45, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Suit

Score: 3
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:00, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. Article by anon 103.224.129.36. I supplied images and few extra lines to flesh it out a bit more. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:01, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.. Well written, daft and funny. EStop (talk) 09:36, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. But you forgot the invisibility suit! Anton (talk) 11:56, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
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Bee

Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:15, July 24, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Excellent article from Chunkles. Bees as they really are. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:16, July 24, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:11 24-Jul-15
  3. Symbol for vote For. Well written, funny with an educational tone. Enjoyed that! --EStop (talk) 17:33, July 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. TBH, not sure if this was as good as mold or turtles, and was half-thinking I would come back to expand it some more since it seemed to me a bit short yet. But if others think it's ready then it's good enough for me. Biology really does seem to be my strong suit. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 02:12, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
    ...ah, that's what was missing! Forgot to mention that bees are good as clothing, too. Now it's really ready. :) Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 02:43, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Hillsdale College

Score: 4 hefty endowments
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone17:06 7-Jul-15 17:06, July 7, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. My retelling of the tale of the notorious private right-wing college. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:06 7-Jul-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. Dry and funny! A insightful insight to the inside world of U.S. further education. --EStop (talk) 07:47, July 10, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Nicely done! Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 23:17, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. Anton (talk) 12:14, August 19, 2015 (UTC)
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Teleology

Score: 4
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone15:06 29-Jun-15 15:06, June 29, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. An Uncyclopedia article that no one will look up, even though the word is a real one; a completion of a false start by new user Jampig123. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:06 29-Jun-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. That was fun to read! --EStop (talk) 20:18, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. I like philosophical stuff. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 21:51, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. Anton (talk) 12:00, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
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Arthur (show)

Score: 4 times Buster's nuts were chopped off
Nomination: Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:29, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for. A great deal of effort was put into cleaning up and restructuring this article, while preserving the original article's spirit. A fun read with fancy episode tables like Wikipedia's, and an epic CGI movie synopsis tying everything together. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:29, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. For. Quite an epic indeed. I used to watch this as a kid; I approve very much. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 19:52, June 23, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. That was good! --EStop (talk) 08:35, June 28, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. Anton (talk) 11:58, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
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