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Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.
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  • Nominations of articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, UnTunes, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are welcomed.
  • If a nomination disappears from this page, it is likely to be found in either the recently featured or recently failed nomination lists.
  • If your article doesn't make it to the front page, don't despair. It may be eligible to be Quasi-featured so long as it meets certain criteria.
Any and all violators of policy will be raped and killed.

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Self-nomination regulation: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) no longer require a pee review. Pee Review is still highly recommended for newer users. Do not clog up VFH with poor quality self-nominated articles... or else.

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All nominated articles

vote

I'm not a racist, but...

Score: 1
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:20, February 27, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Very cleverly-written and funny. I really like this. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:20, February 27, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Intelligent Falling

Score: -1
Nomination: Whoneedsausername (talk) 04:56, February 23, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Whoneedsausername (talk) 05:00, February 23, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Featuring would solve the problem that otherwise no one will ever find this article because they first have to guess its punch line. The comedy theme is simply pseudo-scientific ridicule of Christianity (especially "scientific" defense of Christianity). It is here to advocate, with extreme repetition. Spıke Ѧ 13:51 24-Feb-15
  2. Against. A lot of potential, but it needs more work especially with saying things with subtlety to reach the feature standard. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:50, February 27, 2015 (UTC)

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I have a dream

Score: 0.5
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:33, February 19, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for Let's see if it was worth the efforts! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:33, February 19, 2015 (UTC)
  2. For. It's funny 37.123.151.120 16:12, February 23, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. It has a funny concept, following I have a dream with the response, "Have you sought help?" But articles "in the style of the thing they are about" have one funny concept as well. This is good writing, but descent into insanity does not make for a funny read, and the portion that would appear on our main page unfolds especially slowly. I don't get the monkeys, nor the purported explanation at the end, unless it is to say that reality is insane and the crazy man is the only accurate observer. Now my head hurts as well. Spıke Ѧ 22:05 22-Feb-15
    Despite not having got it, you explained it better than I could! "Reality is insane and the crazy man is the only accurate observer" - that's quite it. The interpretations are not very clear, but that's deliberate: in my vision, the man, who always relied on logic, becomes crazy being unable to comprehend racial discrimination. The monkeys are an incarnation of the racial prejudice, but also the only "logical" way out of this mess for the main character: if we don't treat them like humans, than they can't be humans, can they? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:12, February 23, 2015 (UTC)
    Hence, by the way, the name of the article. The main character's insane dream and Dr. King's famous one actually coincide (which becomes more obvious towards the end). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:15, February 23, 2015 (UTC)

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Kim Jong-un

Score: 0
Nomination: We should let the world know more about this. Also, It's should be important since he can blow your head with some nuclear missiles. Btw, it's funny. Megalo Kirito (talk) 07:52, February 16, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom&For. Megalo Kirito (talk) 07:53, February 16, 2015 (UTC)
  2. For. Funny, and certainly satirical DetroMental1 (talk) 15:28, February 18, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. Chunkles (talk) 02:25, February 20, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against. Perhaps not "funny" but indisputably "energetic" Sigphoto|(get dtf) 20:41, February 17, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Against. It's certainly a good try, funny in places, but it's still a page with many inequalities, which sometimes relies too strongly on clichés and sometimes on randomness. All in all, I don't think it's feature quality. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 21:18, February 28, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. The predominant comedy theme is that he must have a short penis — not feature-quality material. I removed the first two initial quotations, but the remaining one is excellent. Spıke Ѧ 22:50 28-Feb-15

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MS Word

Score: -1.5
Nomination: Wiki YAM ┤| 番薯 |├05:05 16-Feb-15 05:05, February 16, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1.5
  1. Against. Listy, too long and not funny. Megalo Kirito (talk) 07:47, February 16, 2015 (UTC)
    These are rationales I have recently used to vote against various of your nominations, but none of those three things are true here. Spıke Ѧ 00:41 17-Feb-15
    No, it's true. I don't quite understand what it really wants to say.Megalo Kirito (talk) 20:27, February 19, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Against. Great start, but not ready for prime time. Needs a lot of copy editing. Phrank Psinatra (Talk) 11:08, February 27, 2015 (UTC)
Comments
  • I just this had a bit more polish in some spots.. Chunkles (talk) 02:27, February 20, 2015 (UTC)

vote

Jeb Bush

Score: 4
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 18:47 11-Feb-15 18:47, February 11, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Recently enhanced with a Comparison Table of Failed Bush Presidencies. Feature it now before his campaign fizzles; or to help his campaign fizzle. Spıke Ѧ 18:47 11-Feb-15
  2. Symbol for vote YEA. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 04:22, February 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. Important information for 2016! LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:35, February 17, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:53, February 17, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Raphael

Score: 3
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:03, February 6, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. Great "new" article by Romartus! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:03, February 6, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Bawdy but well-written and with a condom full of knowledge backing it up. Spıke Ѧ 17:19 6-Feb-15
  3. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:28, February 9, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • The Intro is odd, starting with the subject's death and making the reader wonder whether the humor will rise about the level of dying in mid-shag. Spıke Ѧ 17:19 6-Feb-15
  • Comment. I wanted to catch a reader's attention but will see if I can re-word it without a major re-write. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:52, February 12, 2015 (UTC)

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Horace

Score: 4
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 20:04 5-Feb-15 20:04, February 5, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom & For. Category winner in The Article Whisperer. Spıke Ѧ 20:04 5-Feb-15
  2. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:59, February 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:27, February 9, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:11, February 22, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

NBC

Score: 3
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 20:03 5-Feb-15 20:03, February 5, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom & For. Category winner in The Article Whisperer. Spıke Ѧ 20:03 5-Feb-15
  2. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:01, February 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:26, February 9, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Hydrocarbon

Score: 4.5
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:32, January 27, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. For. Article by new user inept paladin LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:33, January 27, 2015 (UTC)
  2. For. 91.82.128.18 13:24, January 29, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. Chemistry is always funny, right? Sog1970 (talk) 16:05, February 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:24, February 1, 2015 (UTC)
  5. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:31, February 6, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Playful and fun toward the end, but a meandering start with a HOMO joke and a need for the reader to know what IUPAC is. Needs touching up to invite the reader in more urgently. Spıke Ѧ 14:23 31-Jan-15

Certainly would be better without the Homo bit at the start.--Sog1970 (talk) 16:06, February 1, 2015 (UTC)

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Ho Chi Minh

Score: -2
Nomination: My2ndAngelic (talk) 17:56, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. We should let them know more about 'Moe"/ My2ndAngelic (talk) 17:57, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against. "I'll shoot a load of ho chi minh on your chin." More toilet humor than The Interview. Theme: Ho, you see, was a ho. Spıke Ѧ 18:15 26-Jan-15
    What do you mean by Ho? You mean a lake or something? And btw, should I add the Nominated Article template on that page? My2ndAngelic (talk) 18:49, January 27, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Against. Zyniker (talk) 09:47, January 31, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Against. From the first sentence talking about n00bs and pwnage, it's clear that the page isn't going to be of any originality. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 21:21, February 28, 2015 (UTC)
Comments
  • Not a self-nom; nominator's only contribution was to add the redundant paragraph "He is 'moe' and kawai enough to scare you to death." in November, which I promptly reverted. Spıke Ѧ 18:15 26-Jan-15
    So only the author can self nom? My2ndAngelic (talk) 18:40, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
    A "self-nom" is when you nominate your own work. Spıke Ѧ 18:42 26-Jan-15
    OK then, fixed it My2ndAngelic (talk) 18:48, January 27, 2015 (UTC)

vote

African American

Score: 4.5
Nomination: Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:11, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. This should have already been featured. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:11, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. In which we take a few shots at America's blacks, and a bunch of shots at her taboos. Spıke Ѧ 18:25 25-Jan-15
  3. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:18, January 29, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. 95.116.141.109 21:26, February 3, 2015 (UTC)
  5. For. Spike's sexy audio is what makes this so great. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 19:48, February 17, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Glory hole

Score: 4
Nomination: Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:05, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. I love this. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:05, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Eminently featureworthy. A porn genre with culture slapped on top like double-entendre peanut butter, then tugged in many different directions. Spıke Ѧ 02:12 26-Jan-15
  3. For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:03, January 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:19, January 29, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Comment. I have observed that Xam particularly likes this one, but although I was proud of it and will maintain there are good jokes in it, it is very clunky and uneven and lacks direction. So not terribly featureworthy. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 01:24, February 25, 2015 (UTC)

vote

Alien abduction insurance

Score: 2.5
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:46, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For Came across this, it seemed amusing. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:46, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:21, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:57, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. Liked it Sog1970 (talk) 18:20, January 4, 2015 (UTC)
  5. For. 184.4.187.66 22:09, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Author Sequence in 2009 structured this not as an encyclopedia article but as a sales pitch (indeed, apparently with a black insurance salesman: "We be living in a very dangerous time"). Despite prepending an encyclopedia-like Intro (which helpfully? discloses that this is an article about a fraud), the result is stand-up or a stage play. Spıke Ѧ 12:18 1-Jan-15
  2. Symbol against vote Against. I agree with SPIKE. Shifting from one format to another is confusing and detracts from the article. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:51, January 9, 2015 (UTC)

vote

Slut shaming

Score: 3
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:56, December 27, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for An article on one of the main pillars of our society. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:56, December 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Now with better choice of words. Spıke Ѧ 12:19 1-Jan-15
  3. For. MonorailPhoenix (talk) 21:38, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:55, January 9, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Feels too much like a real Wikipedia article. EpicTimes (talk) 04:24, December 30, 2014 (UTC)
    I told the newbie on his talk page that this is exactly how Uncyclopedia articles should feel. Spıke Ѧ 12:19 1-Jan-15

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