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3.46 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.
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  • Previous featured articles can be found in the VFH archive.
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  • Nominations of articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, UnTunes, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are welcomed.
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Any and all violators of policy will be turned into a brony.

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All nominated articles

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African American

Score: 2
Nomination: Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:11, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. This should have already been featured. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:11, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. In which we take a few shots at America's blacks, and a bunch of shots at her taboos. Spıke Ѧ 18:25 25-Jan-15
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Glory hole

Score: 1
Nomination: Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:05, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. I love this. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:05, January 25, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Bush Family

Score: -2
Nomination: Adamwashere (talk) 00:44, January 17, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Adamwashere (talk) 00:44, January 17, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote "The Bush family emblem is the turd blossom." Unclever and snide. Does nominator realize Bush has not been President for six years? Why would we put this on the main page? Spıke Ѧ 11:22 17-Jan-15
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Nothing particularly interesting here. I've heard all of these jokes done the same way a million times. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:36, January 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Against. There's nothing funny here. Also, too long for reader. My2ndAngelic (talk) 19:54, January 25, 2015 (UTC)

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Plectrum

Score: 3
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 21:06 15-Jan-15 21:06, January 15, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom & For. Very non-encyclopedic. Partly autobiographical. Spıke Ѧ 21:06 15-Jan-15
  2. For. EStop (talk) 22:02, January 21, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:33, January 24, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Guess Who

Score: 0
Nomination: Trishthegeek (talk) 04:14, January 10, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. Trishthegeek (talk) 04:15, January 10, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Even before degenerating into unfunny lists, the only humor in this article was done by others, when anti-names were chosen by the musical acts The Who and The Guess Who. Spıke Ѧ 11:14 10-Jan-15

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How to be absurdly funny on Uncyclopedia

Score: -1
Nomination: Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:10, Jan 4
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. From my vote last time, when it was named HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak: "The target audience is readers of HTBFANJS — in other words, we insiders — not chance passers-by to our main page, on whom a lot is going to be lost." I do not think that the website needs a satire version of How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid (our Style Guide) at all, especially one with pretenses of being a competing Style Guide of its own. Spıke Ѧ 21:32 4-Jan-15
Comments
  • major cleanup - covers pretty much everything

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Worst round of golf ever witnessed

Score: -2
Nomination: EpicTimes (talk) 09:09, December 30, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I know a round of golf has 18 holes, but an article with 18 nondescript episodes is a bit much — especially when Hole 1 revolves around cow feces and a club fashioned from random items: randomness with no particular link to the game of golf. I am not ready for 17 more, and I bet our main-page visitor isn't either. If he is, he will get episode after episode of slapstick, with no unifying point. Spıke Ѧ 03:12 9-Jan-15
  2. Against. Possibly a vanity article LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:16, January 11, 2015 (UTC)
    Yup; while golfer "Parr" might be a simple pun, he is not on Wikipedia. Spıke Ѧ 14:22 11-Jan-15
    If he was going round with a partner called Birdie, Bogey or Eagle or Putt...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:24, January 11, 2015 (UTC)
    That would be a comedy theme, if someone wanted to put enough thought into this to give each "golfer" a stereotype personality. Spıke Ѧ 14:35 11-Jan-15
Comments
  • There are some funny jokes worded sort of poorly? With Minor editing i would vote for it. --Moonhead 42 (talk) 07:26, January 3, 2015 (UTC)

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Alien abduction insurance

Score: 2.5
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:46, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For Came across this, it seemed amusing. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:46, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:21, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:57, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. Liked it Sog1970 (talk) 18:20, January 4, 2015 (UTC)
  5. For. 184.4.187.66 22:09, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Author Sequence in 2009 structured this not as an encyclopedia article but as a sales pitch (indeed, apparently with a black insurance salesman: "We be living in a very dangerous time"). Despite prepending an encyclopedia-like Intro (which helpfully? discloses that this is an article about a fraud), the result is stand-up or a stage play. Spıke Ѧ 12:18 1-Jan-15
  2. Symbol against vote Against. I agree with SPIKE. Shifting from one format to another is confusing and detracts from the article. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:51, January 9, 2015 (UTC)

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Slut shaming

Score: 3
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:56, December 27, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for An article on one of the main pillars of our society. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:56, December 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Now with better choice of words. Spıke Ѧ 12:19 1-Jan-15
  3. For. MonorailPhoenix (talk) 21:38, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:55, January 9, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Feels too much like a real Wikipedia article. EpicTimes (talk) 04:24, December 30, 2014 (UTC)
    I told the newbie on his talk page that this is exactly how Uncyclopedia articles should feel. Spıke Ѧ 12:19 1-Jan-15

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Constitution of the United States (actual text)

Score: 4 laws of the land
Nomination: Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:59, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote Half Self-nom and For. I wrote this with Mattsnow a while ago. It's always fun to work with him. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:59, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Nice job. I was actually hesitating about my vote before the part about "black syrupy substance", though. A bit more subtlety will help! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:22, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. It's funny and accurate. 71.227.159.69 02:24, December 16, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. We the Pimples LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:04, December 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. Napoleon Khan (talk) 18:54, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. 184.4.187.66 22:12, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
  7. For. So funny :v My2ndAngelic (talk) 08:04, January 19, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I found it funny at places, but not funny enough to deserve VFH Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 21:28, December 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. It may simply be something about entering the sixth year of Racial Healing with race riots and cop-killings breaking out everywhere as Obama closets with Sharpton, but an article that starts with America the male-only and slaveholding doesn't amuse me. Take shots at the US, but be more playful. Spıke Ѧ 12:30 1-Jan-15

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New Hampshire

Score: 4 slices of fried plywood, lightly buttered
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 00:22 5-Dec-14 00:22, December 5, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For. My first Uncyclopedia article. Spıke Ѧ 00:22 5-Dec-14
  2. For. Great article! Congratulations, Spike! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:25, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. That's this year's holiday sorted Sog1970 (talk) 18:25, January 4, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:53, January 9, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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CHU

Score: 3 short swigs of Labatt's 50
Nomination: Spıke Ѧ 20:33 8-Nov-14 20:33, November 8, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Can a shortwave time standard be made funny? Only if one delights in ridiculing all things Canadian. Spıke Ѧ 20:33 8-Nov-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. Though could do with one or two more pics (of what, I'm not entirely sure). Capt. Gull (talk) 08:35, November 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:03, November 22, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Abstain. It has some good jokes in it, unfortunately sepaated by drab anticipation. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 11:34, November 9, 2014 (UTC)

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