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Warranty

Score: 2 attempted returns to the original place of purchase
Nomination: Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 18:31, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for. An article I created a little while back to fix a red link in Box-spring. This one was fun to write, and I hope equally enjoyable to read. Takes a stab at the mind-numbing legalese our products encumber us with nowadays. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 18:31, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Nice idea! That was a fun read too. My statutory rights have been affected. --EStop (talk) 23:51, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Suit

Score: 1
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:00, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. Article by anon 103.224.129.36. I supplied images and few extra lines to flesh it out a bit more. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:01, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Bee

Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:15, July 24, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Excellent article from Chunkles. Bees as they really are. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:16, July 24, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:11 24-Jul-15
  3. Symbol for vote For. Well written, funny with an educational tone. Enjoyed that! --EStop (talk) 17:33, July 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. TBH, not sure if this was as good as mold or turtles, and was half-thinking I would come back to expand it some more since it seemed to me a bit short yet. But if others think it's ready then it's good enough for me. Biology really does seem to be my strong suit. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 02:12, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
    ...ah, that's what was missing! Forgot to mention that bees are good as clothing, too. Now it's really ready. :) Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 02:43, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Hillsdale College

Score: 3 hefty endowments
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone17:06 7-Jul-15 17:06, July 7, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. My retelling of the tale of the notorious private right-wing college. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:06 7-Jul-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. Dry and funny! A insightful insight to the inside world of U.S. further education. --EStop (talk) 07:47, July 10, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Nicely done! Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 23:17, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Teleology

Score: 3
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone15:06 29-Jun-15 15:06, June 29, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. An Uncyclopedia article that no one will look up, even though the word is a real one; a completion of a false start by new user Jampig123. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:06 29-Jun-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. That was fun to read! --EStop (talk) 20:18, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. I like philosophical stuff. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 21:51, August 2, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Arthur (show)

Score: 3 times Buster's nuts were chopped off
Nomination: Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:29, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for. A great deal of effort was put into cleaning up and restructuring this article, while preserving the original article's spirit. A fun read with fancy episode tables like Wikipedia's, and an epic CGI movie synopsis tying everything together. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:29, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. For. Quite an epic indeed. I used to watch this as a kid; I approve very much. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 19:52, June 23, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. That was good! --EStop (talk) 08:35, June 28, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Box-spring

Score: 3
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:26, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. PuppyOnTheRadio's entry in Surprise Me! Spring Competition. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:27, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 08:49, June 5, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. A nice read. It contained a red link to warranty, which I have since fixed. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 03:08, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Noble gases

Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:51, May 20, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. For. Miley Spears explains why this is information that is important to know. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, May 20, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.. The author gets me high. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:02, May 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Pink Superman! --EStop (talk) 07:02, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Love it. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 14:26, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. A nice introduction to the last column of the periodic table. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 23:00, July 19, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Author's crusade against "Wikia's prudery policy" (our webhost's refusal to host soft porn on author's other websites) at the Village Dump recurs here twice before the beginning of Section 1. Let's not flog these grievances on our main page. Spıke Ѧ 11:02 7-Jun-15
    OK. The only reason I am against that is that the average reader would not know about the controversy surrounding our prudence policy. If Miley were to change it to a quip about the NSA then the joke would work as the reader would know about it. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 12:43, June 8, 2015 (UTC)
    "The average reader," in my opinion, is the target of our main-page features. I concur with the proposed edit and would strike my vote, but you will have to make it, as author resigned when I rebuffed (no, I mean huffed) the latest broadcast in her struggle against Wikia. Spıke Ѧ 13:04 8-Jun-15
    I'll see if she replies to my question on her talk page first. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 15:58, June 8, 2015 (UTC)
Comments
  • Somebody forgot to add VFH to the top of the article. :) Also could someone add a space between VFH and the Noble Gases table of the elements? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:31, May 23, 2015 (UTC)

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Tenshi Hinanawi

Score: 2 prolapses
Nomination: 2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 06:26, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Self Nom. & For. I have a morbid anal & BDSM fetish. 2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 06:26, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
    And for the rest of us? Also, please ditch the lists. Spıke Ѧ 12:06 13-May-15
    Da, I will shorten it :I --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 13:26, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. I know little about the subject but it seems the sort of thing that would appeal to people who do. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 10:17, May 16, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. I lol'd. 219.90.85.42 03:00, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. I feel it could do a bit better if it had a lot less anal ruptures 203.160.163.78 07:23, July 1, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I'm not familiar with the subject matter, and felt that this might have been too niche for my taste. The use of strikeout is a little heavy too. It's not terrible, but I can't see this being featured. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 20:59, July 12, 2015 (UTC)
Comments
  • Holy shit, this has been running for almost a month - how many users are active here nowadays? 2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 07:19, June 6, 2015 (UTC)
    People come and go. Me, I didn't vote because the article is well-constructed but will not appeal to our general reader. Spıke Ѧ 10:26 6-Jun-15
    So it's a 0.5, then? --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 13:46, June 11, 2015 (UTC)
    No, my vote is a 0. If it were a slapped-together article of niche interest, my vote would have been -1.0. Spıke Ѧ 13:54 11-Jun-15
    I see :P --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 21:52, June 13, 2015 (UTC)

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