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Anton(talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:17, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
Half-self-nom (I'll let you figure out what this means) and for A product of collaboration between Macboswell and myself. Not much else I can say. Anton(talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:17, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
Self-Nom and For After mocking the living daylights out of the EU, I decided to have a prod at that other international organisation Her Majesty's graceful Kingdom is part of. Hope you enjoy! SirScottPat (converse) VFHUnSNotMWotMWotY 13:06, July 16, 2014 (UTC)
An interesting piece of writing, kind of like the Magna Carta dipped in soup, dried out, and then reassembled so the gents and ladies get screwed. Which has nothing to do with this page which, from what I've read of its grid, is first rate. Aleister 18:32 16-7-`14
Anton(talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:20, May 11, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
Self-nom and for A previously VFD article, rewritten when I had too much inspiration. I hope that excess of inspiration won't be a problem if you will be reading the article! Anton(talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:20, May 11, 2014 (UTC)
Well written and illustrated. I like Megan Fox for her mind. Aleister 13:47 20-5-14