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Revision as of 21:24, June 8, 2012


VFH status:
4.18 votes per article • Goal: 15

   

Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.
  • Vote for an article you find excellent.
  • Previous featured articles can be found in the VFH archive.
  • Voters: don't be dicks and do be constructive with criticism. Writers: Don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
  • Nominations of articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, UnTunes, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are welcomed.
  • If a nomination disappears from this page, it is likely to be found in either the recently featured or recently failed nomination lists.
  • If your article doesn't make it to the front page, don't despair. It may be eligible to be Quasi-featured so long as it meets certain criteria.
Any and all violators of policy will be Raigeki'd.

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Self-nomination regulation: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) no longer require a pee review. Pee Review is still highly recommended for newer users. Do not clog up VFH with poor quality self-nominated articles... or else.

VFH is not a discussion page. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

All nominated articles

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Geoff Boycott's Grandmother

Score: 1
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:23, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. A well-written and funny article, interesting even for those who aren't cricket fans. And, look! The Guardian mentions us once again! (See section number four, Margaret Boycott Elizabeth Gough) Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:23, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Cafeteria food

Score: 4 bits of old fruit
Nomination: Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:03, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Because VFH has like no articles on it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:03, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:12, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. A warning from cuisine history LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:38, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:24, September 16, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Wish this went in a different direction. Everyone knows cafeteria food sucks, but what's funniest to me right now is how politicians are trying to dictate what is on the menu everywhere, while kids get their taxpayer-subsidized lunches and throw most of them away. Spıke ¬ 14:11 13-Sep-14

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The Doctor is IN

Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:25, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. One of Soggy's unfeatured articles. Worth a look. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:26, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Would do the main page proud. Spıke ¬ 16:48 9-Sep-14
  3. Symbol for vote Your Mom. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:51, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:32, September 16, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Bluestocking

Score: 5 user(s) avoiding sex with Edward Gibbon
Nomination: An article that I wrote with the help of RomartusSigphoto|(get dtf) 10:28, August 20, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. For.There's room for improvement, but I think we did a pretty decent job on it.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 10:29, August 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:41, August 20, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Brilliant. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:22, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:17, September 1, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:53, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Battle of Bosworth

Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:19, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Nom+For. Something I wrote last year. The anniversary is this week LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:20, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:41, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Nice. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:56, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote 4 --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:56, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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New Jersey

Score: 2.5 Wawas in Mahwah
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 02:57 9-Aug-14 02:57, August 9, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Antiedman persistently tried to mainspace an old version of this despite addressing none of the issues in its removal from mainspace via abandoned {{Fix}} (by the previous regime), so I rewrote it. Youse oughta gimme somethin' for dat. Spıke ¬ 02:57 9-Aug-14
  2. For. I know Newark Airport too well. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:06, August 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:28, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Against. Until the misgynist comment about McGreevy's wife and the racist comment about "wetbacks" and abuse of "youse" throughout the article are gone, this doesn't deserve to be featured anywhere. There's like 4 people who say "youse", dude. You overshot the mark; it's not funny, just sad. 68.38.191.252 12:47, August 15, 2014 (UTC)
    Ya know what, youse is sad, for voting against this lousy page. Whydon'tcha give it a rest, and get yourself somethin to do besides pickin the scabs on this ignorant writer, caphice? Aleister 14:25 15-8-14
    There; it is like 5 people now. A vote is a vote, but to call a slap against someone's wife "misgynist" [sic] and the use of wetback (here only to disparage credulity about the name of Newark) "racist" is not voting but trolling. Spıke ¬ 13:00 16-Aug-14

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HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone

Score: 4.5 duped readers
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:27, August 7, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Dear reader, in front of you lies the most complete and the most up-to-date guide revealing all the secrets of smartphone repairing that the world has ever known. Use it wisely. Or don't. (Because it doesn't really matter, as long as you use it.) But read it and remember everything you have read, because the odds are good this book will soon disappear from the market... Wait, John, are you sure I am commenting "A Complete Guide To Repairing Smartphones and A Lot of Other Stuff"? No? Whoops, sorry, this isn't the book I am talking about! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:27, August 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:12, August 9, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. 184.89.9.107 12:18, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:57, September 1, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:49, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. This article has changed significantly since this nomination. We've collaborated on a rewrite with Argylesocks, also known as TKF. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:32, August 13, 2014 (UTC)

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BioShock

Score: 5.5 destroyed Utopias
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:17, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Symbol for vote Half-self-nom (I'll let you figure out what this means) and for A product of collaboration between Macboswell and myself. Not much else I can say. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:17, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Just barely. The subject and presentation requires a lot of background knowledge on the part of the reader, and the Intro makes this clear. Spıke ¬ 14:59 2-Aug-14
  3. For. Has generally okay humor throughout. Besides that, great article. Hpolo2o (talk) 06:49, August 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. There's so much more to this game but this article deals with the gist of it. Captain gull (talk) 04:33, August 11, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. 201.144.102.211 17:23, August 12, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:04, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Needs more work. e.g. "The beautiful Art-deco city of Rapture was single handedly designed and built by Andrew Ryan and his legion of ADAM powered Big Daddies" which is in fact factual and lacking in comedy. Captain gull (talk) 04:04, August 5, 2014 (UTC)
  • Try to imagine Andrew Ryan single-handedly designing and building Rapture with his legion of Big Daddies! (The main function of Big Daddies, as far as I know, is to protect Little Sisters.) Look at any picture of Big Daddy in this article and you'll get what the joke is. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 07:51, August 5, 2014 (UTC)
But... the Big Daddies are the ADAM-mutated workers that originally built Rapture, according to the BioShock story, so this sentence does have a lot of truth to it (although, subtly, they weren't powered by ADAM at the time). What about something like replacing them with Big Motherfuckers instead? Captain gull (talk) 21:46, August 5, 2014 (UTC)
Actually, I didn't know that. Have you played BioShock? (Because I haven't.) Half of the article was written by Macboswell, including that sentence, so I would suggest contacting him, but he hasn't been active lately, so I'm not sure. I'll also take another look at the article myself. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:08, August 6, 2014 (UTC)
I've played about 80% of it which is probably enough to know what works and what doesn't in this article. I like how it keeps the plot and background purposely ambiguous which is much how the game itself is. I would like to see mention of EVE, plasmids and Splicers though as those are fairly central to the game. I'm happy to contribute, with your permission. Captain gull (talk) 23:45, August 7, 2014 (UTC)
Of course! Feel free to add, edit or remove anything! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:01, August 8, 2014 (UTC)

  • BioShock has just been released on AppStore (August, 28)! The topic is now more relevant than ever. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:54, September 13, 2014 (UTC)

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Town meeting

Score: 5 motions to lay on the table
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 12:29 28-Jul-14 12:29, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. This has been begging to be written since the 2013 meeting. Spıke ¬ 12:29 28-Jul-14
  2. Symbol for vote Aye Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:24, August 6, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Very informative and detailed! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:54, August 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:42, August 16, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:49, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Commonwealth of Nations

Score: 3.5
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:06, July 16, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For After mocking the living daylights out of the EU, I decided to have a prod at that other international organisation Her Majesty's graceful Kingdom is part of. Hope you enjoy! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:06, July 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. An interesting piece of writing, kind of like the Magna Carta dipped in soup, dried out, and then reassembled so the gents and ladies get screwed. Which has nothing to do with this page which, from what I've read of its grid, is first rate. Aleister 18:32 16-7-`14
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:59, July 31, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Great! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:14, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Against. 107.194.185.60 19:37, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
    So, a facist who ain't a fan of the Magna Carta, huh? Why you..... Get off the boat, and stay off, until ya learn some manners. I'm watchin'. Stay off the boat! Aleister 13:11 31-7-14

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LeBron James

Score: 3 steps toward the hoop before releasing the ball
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 03:24 12-Jul-14 03:24, July 12, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Just because he is in the news; have updated the article to reflect his leaving Miami to return to Cleveland. Spıke ¬ 03:24 12-Jul-14
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:08, July 31, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Quite good. So SPIKE is a basketball fan too? What, baseball not big enough for you? Next thing you know he'll be writing about rugby, and then where will we be. Aleister 16:33 31-7-14
  4. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:40, August 12, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Could use some work, but nearly there. Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 21:09, September 4, 2014 (UTC)

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