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Spıke14:40 18-Jan-16 14:40, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
Self-nom and For. A page I've wanted to do for a long time to ridicule manipulation by appeal to our desire to be members of the herd, covering everything from politics to website forks. EStop got me off the dime and added fashion magazines and basement deviancy. We'll split the loot if featured. Spıke14:40 18-Jan-16
For. A bit of self fun-poking, as modern human beings. EStop⚓ 23:41, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
Self-nom and for. A surprisingly convincing conspiracy theory that there is more to Santa Claus than the government wants you to know. Hoping to get this featured with just the right timing for the holidays. Chunkles☎ talk✏️ contribs 08:09, December 14, 2015 (UTC)
For. Off the wall and very humerous, a fun read! EStop⚓ 11:59, November 22, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
For such a huge subject with a great core of real-world anachronisms, this falls far short of what I would like to see. Great points on Athenian and English birth of democracy, but opening quotes, a whoops to a inferior article, and significant lack of expansion to current democratic voting on Federal or international levels. Where is the description on how a collegiate or preferential ministerial voting system means the presidential/prime ministerial candidate can win with a minority vote? The issues with compulsory vs voluntary voting? The election bias by media? I think Churchill said something like "Democracy is a crappy system, but it'll do until we get something better." (Paraphrased.) Let's hold off on featuring an average effort over a potential fantastic one. (Tl;dr: I didn't like it.) The previous edit was signed by PuppyOnTheRadio, but he is too lazy to create a signature yet. 08:57 pm 22 Nov 2015