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*[[#Nominate|<span class="toctext">Nominate</span>]]
 
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*[[#All_nominated_articles|<span class="toctext">All nominated articles</span>]]
 
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== Nominate ==
 
== Nominate ==

Latest revision as of 15:28, June 16, 2013


VFH status:
4 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Hillary Clinton (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 25 July 2015sm=d Romartus Hilly times
1. Gretna Green (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 19 July 2015sm=d Romartus Eloping
2. Hurricane (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 July 2015sm=d Romartus Blown away
3. Bill Cosby (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 5 July 2015sm=d Romartus Give me a new show!
4. UnNews:U.S. corners Palestine rubble futures market (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 29 June 2015sm=d Romartus Get Barney Rubble
5. Chamber pot (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 22 June 2015sm=d Romartus A pot to poo in
6. United Kingdom general election, 2015 (nomination page) 8 ( 8 / 0 )sm=n 16 June 2015sm=d Romartus Elected! I wanna be Elected!!
7. Audiophile (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 11 June 2015sm=d Romartus Listen up
8. Screaming Lord Sutch (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 June 2015sm=d Romartus Voted!
9. UnNews:Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 1 June 2015sm=d Romartus Featured
10. Einstein's Theory of Relativity (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 25 May 2015sm=d Romartus Relativity speaking
11. Ted Cruz (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 19 May 2015sm=d Romartus Cruz control
12. Horace Greeley (nomination page) 7.5 ( 7.5 / 0 )sm=n 14 May 2015sm=d Romartus
13. Magazine (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 May 2015sm=d Romartus
14. Project Gemini (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 2 May 2015sm=d Romartus Into orbit
15. I'm not a racist, but... (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 28 April 2015sm=d Romartus Are you or are you not?
16. Cruel and unusual punishment (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 22 April 2015sm=d Romartus Take your punishment
17. Horace (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 15 April 2015sm=d Romartus Hungry Horace
18. Glory hole (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 10 April 2015sm=d Romartus Go for glory
19. Turtle (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 6 April 2015sm=d 205.173.47.253
20. Slut shaming (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 1 April 2015sm=d Romartus Got to the quota
21. NBC (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 28 March 2015sm=d Romartus Don't change channels!
22. Raphael (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 March 2015sm=d Romartus Dash of colour
23. Jeb Bush (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 18 March 2015sm=d Romartus Next up, the Burning Bush
24. Worst bumper stickers (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 13 March 2015sm=d Romartus Make this into a sticker
25. Hydrocarbon (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 8 March 2015sm=d Romartus h2 oh?
26. African American (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 3 March 2015sm=d Assault6000 done
27. Renewable energy (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 27 February 2015sm=d Romartus Need new batteries
28. Supply-side Jesus (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 February 2015sm=d Romartus Jesus wept
29. Plectrum (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 February 2015sm=d Xamralco
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.
  • Vote for an article you find excellent.
  • Previous featured articles can be found in the VFH archive.
  • Voters: don't be dicks and do be constructive with criticism. Writers: Don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
  • Nominations of articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, UnTunes, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are welcomed.
  • If a nomination disappears from this page, it is likely to be found in either the recently featured or recently failed nomination lists.
  • If your article doesn't make it to the front page, don't despair. It may be eligible to be Quasi-featured so long as it meets certain criteria.
Any and all violators of policy will be crushed by Tetrominoes.

Nominate

Self-nomination regulation: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) no longer require a pee review. Pee Review is still highly recommended for newer users. Do not clog up VFH with poor quality self-nominated articles... or else.

VFH is not a discussion page. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

All nominated articles

vote

Bee

Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:15, July 24, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Excellent article from Chunkles. Bees as they really are. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:16, July 24, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:11 24-Jul-15
  3. Symbol for vote For. Well written, funny with an educational tone. Enjoyed that! --EStop (talk) 17:33, July 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. TBH, not sure if this was as good as mold or turtles, and was half-thinking I would come back to expand it some more since it seemed to me a bit short yet. But if others think it's ready then it's good enough for me. Biology really does seem to be my strong suit. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 02:12, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
    ...ah, that's what was missing! Forgot to mention that bees are good as clothing, too. Now it's really ready. :) Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 02:43, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Hillsdale College

Score: 2 hefty endowments
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone17:06 7-Jul-15 17:06, July 7, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. My retelling of the tale of the notorious private right-wing college. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:06 7-Jul-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. Dry and funny! A insightful insight to the inside world of U.S. further education. --EStop (talk) 07:47, July 10, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Colloquialism

Score: 5 type-ah-things
Nomination: EStop (talk) 15:14, July 7, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Plucked from "articles to fix", describing colloquialisms as a cutlery based religion. Too good an opportunity for having fun with language to waste. EStop (talk) 15:14, July 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Has authoritative (and fun) encyclopedic commentary rather than being just another "page in the style of the thing it's about." Spıke Radiomicrophone15:18 7-Jul-15
  3. For. Linguistic gymnastics. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:49, July 7, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. A fun read with a lot of variety. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 19:16, July 9, 2015 (UTC)
  5. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:05, July 11, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Teleology

Score: 2
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone15:06 29-Jun-15 15:06, June 29, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. An Uncyclopedia article that no one will look up, even though the word is a real one; a completion of a false start by new user Jampig123. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:06 29-Jun-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. That was fun to read! --EStop (talk) 20:18, July 6, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Arthur (show)

Score: 3 times Buster's nuts were chopped off
Nomination: Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:29, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for. A great deal of effort was put into cleaning up and restructuring this article, while preserving the original article's spirit. A fun read with fancy episode tables like Wikipedia's, and an epic CGI movie synopsis tying everything together. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 16:29, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. For. Quite an epic indeed. I used to watch this as a kid; I approve very much. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 19:52, June 23, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. That was good! --EStop (talk) 08:35, June 28, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Box-spring

Score: 3
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:26, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. PuppyOnTheRadio's entry in Surprise Me! Spring Competition. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:27, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 08:49, June 5, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. A nice read. It contained a red link to warranty, which I have since fixed. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 03:08, June 7, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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First-past-the-post voting

Score: 5 runoff elections
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:24, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. For. Spike's entry in the Surprise Me! Spring Competition. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:25, May 26, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. A thorough study of alternatives to the obsolete election rule that the winner wins. Still America-centric, as the contest judges complained, but sprinkled with anecdotes of how things work in other countries, such as Louisiana; and now with a final section on party-list voting. Spıke Ѧ 11:45 26-May-15
  3. Symbol for vote For. Clever and subtle humour. Great article. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 14:20, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Very good article.--EStop (talk) 15:51, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  5. For. Only as a protest vote though. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:37, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. Finally got around to this in a fit of IRL procrastination. This is quite the work of art, lampooning everything that is wrong with elections in general. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 00:06, July 8, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. yawn ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 09:30, June 2, 2015 (UTC)

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Noble gases

Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:51, May 20, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. For. Miley Spears explains why this is information that is important to know. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, May 20, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.. The author gets me high. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:02, May 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Pink Superman! --EStop (talk) 07:02, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Love it. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 14:26, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. A nice introduction to the last column of the periodic table. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 23:00, July 19, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Author's crusade against "Wikia's prudery policy" (our webhost's refusal to host soft porn on author's other websites) at the Village Dump recurs here twice before the beginning of Section 1. Let's not flog these grievances on our main page. Spıke Ѧ 11:02 7-Jun-15
    OK. The only reason I am against that is that the average reader would not know about the controversy surrounding our prudence policy. If Miley were to change it to a quip about the NSA then the joke would work as the reader would know about it. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 12:43, June 8, 2015 (UTC)
    "The average reader," in my opinion, is the target of our main-page features. I concur with the proposed edit and would strike my vote, but you will have to make it, as author resigned when I rebuffed (no, I mean huffed) the latest broadcast in her struggle against Wikia. Spıke Ѧ 13:04 8-Jun-15
    I'll see if she replies to my question on her talk page first. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 15:58, June 8, 2015 (UTC)
Comments
  • Somebody forgot to add VFH to the top of the article. :) Also could someone add a space between VFH and the Noble Gases table of the elements? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:31, May 23, 2015 (UTC)

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Tenshi Hinanawi

Score: 2 prolapses
Nomination: 2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 06:26, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Self Nom. & For. I have a morbid anal & BDSM fetish. 2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 06:26, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
    And for the rest of us? Also, please ditch the lists. Spıke Ѧ 12:06 13-May-15
    Da, I will shorten it :I --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 13:26, May 13, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. I know little about the subject but it seems the sort of thing that would appeal to people who do. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 10:17, May 16, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. I lol'd. 219.90.85.42 03:00, June 2, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. I feel it could do a bit better if it had a lot less anal ruptures 203.160.163.78 07:23, July 1, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I'm not familiar with the subject matter, and felt that this might have been too niche for my taste. The use of strikeout is a little heavy too. It's not terrible, but I can't see this being featured. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 20:59, July 12, 2015 (UTC)
Comments
  • Holy shit, this has been running for almost a month - how many users are active here nowadays? 2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 07:19, June 6, 2015 (UTC)
    People come and go. Me, I didn't vote because the article is well-constructed but will not appeal to our general reader. Spıke Ѧ 10:26 6-Jun-15
    So it's a 0.5, then? --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 13:46, June 11, 2015 (UTC)
    No, my vote is a 0. If it were a slapped-together article of niche interest, my vote would have been -1.0. Spıke Ѧ 13:54 11-Jun-15
    I see :P --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 21:52, June 13, 2015 (UTC)

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