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VFH status:
4.21 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.

• Vote for an article you find excellent.
• Previous featured articles can be found in the VFH archive.
• Voters: don't be dicks and do be constructive with criticism. Writers: Don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
• Articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, UnTunes, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are eligible for VFH. Votes against articles based on namespace prejudice will be discarded.
• If a nomination disappears from this page, it is likely to be found in either the recently featured or recently failed nomination lists.
• If your article doesn't make it to the front page, don't despair. It may be eligible to be Quasi-featured so long as it meets certain criteria.

Any and all violators of policy will be farted on for 232,400,350 centuries.

View recent changes for VFH. Deleted entries might still appear on this list. Purge.

Current nominations

#	Article		Score	Nominator	Nom age	Health
1.	HowTo:Choose your car insurance (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	1 ( 1 / 0 )sm=n	ScottPat	5 dayssm=n	14%
2.	Emu War (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n	ScottPat	8 dayssm=n	50%
3.	William Lane Craig (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n	SPIKE	8 dayssm=n	55%
4.	Cap'n Crunch (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n	SPIKE	11 dayssm=n	23%
5.	UnBooks:Those uncomfortable moments when no one knows what to do (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	2 ( 4 / 2 )sm=n	Shabidoo	12 dayssm=n	14%
6.	HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	2 ( 3 / 1 )sm=n	Aleister in Chains	19 dayssm=n	10%
7.	HowTo:Walk on Saturn without falling over (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	3.5 ( 3.5 / 0 )sm=n	ScottPat	24 dayssm=n	13%
8.	UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	3 ( 4 / 1 )sm=n	Aleister in Chains	26 dayssm=n	11%
9.	UnNews:Witherspoon may have Alzheimer's (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n	Aleister in Chains	27 dayssm=n	7%
10.	EU (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n	ScottPat	29 dayssm=n	10%
11.	HowTo:Fear Blue-ringed octopus (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	3 ( 4 / 1 )sm=n	Funnybony	30 dayssm=n	9%
12.	UnNews:Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’ (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n	Funnybony	38 dayssm=n	8%
13.	UnNews:Wanted at Uncyclopedia: Women (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	1 ( 1 / 0 )sm=n	Funnybony	38 dayssm=n	3%
14.	Ph.D. (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n	SPIKE	38 dayssm=n	15%
15.	Zsa Zsa Gabor (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n	Romartus	39 dayssm=n	15%
16.	Lord Sutch (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n	ScottPat	41 dayssm=n	9%
17.	The Misunderstood (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n	Aleister in Chains	52 dayssm=n	7%
18.	Flag Burning Amendment (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	2 ( 5 / 3 )sm=n	SPIKE	76 dayssm=n	3%
19.	Will Harridge (nomination) (vote) (feature) (remove)	Mark as voted onVoted ✔	5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n	Aleister in Chains	85 dayssm=n	6%

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