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Classical Satire is, like most of us already know, the true and heterogeneous form of any actual humour - to the extent of getting slightly disinteresting, even boring at times. This might seem contradictory, since the aim of humour is to entertain - but in the bygone days, before 2008, there used to be different views. Satirical content and the simultaneous lack thereof creates controversy of such homeric proportions that no attempt has ever been made to clear the issue.

This study aims only to clarify the most salient points. Its purpose is not to try converting any of our humoristic axioms into a thing understandable in the latter part of the 21st century - we will never be mature enough for that - but to clarify the most salient points. Those tuned in for what actually is funny should ignore the article in its entirety: mens sana in corpore is not what gives our truths the complexity they deserve. Is satire, after all, just a myth - and is classical satire, therefore, a classical myth? That is what cannot be told for certain. What we do know is that the myth-makers of the satire industry - Voltaire, Swift, Oliver Stone and Milton to name just a few - have been pretty busy trying to convince us that some of it existed before the year 1924. Talk about feathering your own nest. (more...)

The following, as of November 12, 1995, is not to be seen by human eyes. Any and all information disclosed here may not, under any circumstances, under any circumstances, be released to the public. On April 25, 1989, the U.S. government began testing ideas for a new brand of super-soldier, in a project labeled Operation: Pot Gold. This soldier was designed to be faster, stronger, more agile, and more determined than a normal soldier would be able to handle while remaining sane. This "super-soldier" became known as The Leprechaun. Yet, as could be expected any time one tries to defy reality, the project did not succeed. Yes, the operation did create a man with extraordinary abilities. The man was fast, strong and intelligent. However, the need for agility compressed his body into a petite shape. The extra hormones used to create his strength caused his body to become odd, deformed, and discolored, to the point that he was almost inhuman. Worst of all, the extreme levels of determination forced into his mind made him dangerously unstable, causing him to become insane, and to believe that he was Irish. (more...)

In 2009, Quincy Jones assembled a group of talented performers, writers and lyricists to put together an unusual comedy Christmas album. Released by Mofotown Records in November of that year and distributed through Starbucks, sales immediately reached platinum levels. Although a dozen-track recording, Starbucks gave away a four-track sampler with purchases over $25. Liner notes provided below.

Track Two: I’m on the Naughty List

Hip hop artists HOUSE OF PAIN

Another holiday season is underway

But I got a bad feeling I’m sad to say

This year gone by I done some harsh things

Like shot two cops and swiped some bling

I’m not puttin’ up a stocking, and no effin’ tree

‘Cause come Xmas morning there’ll be nuthin’ for me (more...)