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UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death

Vote: UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death

Score: Expression error: Missing operand for -. Drunk Russians

Nomination: This one is new, and I think it's hilarious, and quite possibly true... --Serq fet 14:27, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nominated and for! --Serq fet 14:27, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Hilariously funny, and definately front page material.
Against Votes:

No against votes

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The melancholy of emo elephants

Vote: The melancholy of emo elephants

Score: Expression error: Missing operand for -. sympathizers

Nomination: Self-nom This article was kicked, spit upon and treated like an outcast on pee review. Then I changed one word and it all made sense... --So So 13:10, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes:

No for votes

Against Votes:

No against votes

Rock, Paper, Airstrike

Vote: Rock, Paper, Airstrike

Score: 9 Airstrikes

Nomination: ~Jewriken.GIF 11:05, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. As per Famine's proposal on the dump. Read. Liked it. Nommed it. Vote or be struck down. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:05, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Clever.--Lt. Wyoming 11:21, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Hooray! One of my articles was nommed, and I didn't even do the nomming!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:52, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Sir Shandon 15:07, 23 April 2007 (UTC)#
  5. Short and sweet --Kelpan 15:13, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Heheh —Braydie 15:29, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For I liked it. I like it. Matt lobster 17:50, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Very nice. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:57, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:42, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. "Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats that." First to locate the exact Simpsons episode with that quote gets a cookie. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:43, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 07:22, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For Megamanfanx7 14:21, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. yawn --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:41, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Weak against, which is a fancy way of saying indecisiveness personified. But I have to say that, since it's not stellar, it's a no. Sorry.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:59, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against. What's there is okay, but there's not enough meat on those bones. Also, there aren't enough bones. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:31, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

March of the Penguin Brothers

Vote: March of the Penguin Brothers

Score: 7 Eggs and stuff.

Nomination: Me. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 10:07, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Self nom, since your askin' --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 10:07, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Happy to vote For again. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:54, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. DIG Departed? Penguins? Brokeback? Answer: Yes! --THINKER 15:16, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. So, Mr Hardwick finally has been won over as to the quality of his own article. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:09, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For the first time.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:01, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For--Dr. Fenwick 03:23, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:47, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures)

Vote: UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures)

Score: 3 votes, which are like when you go POW and you're voting!

Nomination: THINKER 09:27, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Nom + DIG I know were not supposed to be flooding VFH or anything, which I totally respect, so I offer this spot-on effort. It knows exactly what it's doing. (20 isn't too close, right?) --THINKER 09:27, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. I came up with the original Dane Cook article, and it sucked. So, I let everyone else fix it. Now seeing how good it is, I just have to vote for it. --Stealthy 9:24, 23 April 2007 (CST)
  3. Dude, so I was like, voting, and this hot chick came up to me and was all like "FOR!" --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:50, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Self-for though I have to offer kudos to Thinker for cleaning it up.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:01, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. You know, like its material even Dane Cook wouldn't use. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:59, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Everybody Hates Dubya (Television Series)

Vote: Everybody Hates Dubya (Television Series)

Score: 6 Successful Seasons

Nomination: User:Dr. Fenwick
For Votes: 8
  1. Self Nom& For--Dr. Fenwick 20:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig after I fixed that bitch right the hell up. Grammar man, grammar! ;) --THINKER 00:16, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Here I am. On the road again. Trying to fix that's what she said so it gets voted for more. When it comes, back, I expect retribution. Of course I don't not. Anyway, good luck.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:44, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:41, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Unmichistrasse 08:49, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For--Gaberou 22:15, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For cuz I hate Dubya.--Dexter111344 23:10, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:41, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. Uh. Um. /me scratches head. No. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:47, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against I'm with MO on this one. I've done a lot of edits to it (pre-move I think as its gone from the history) in terms of spelling/grammar etc but it fails to make me chortle. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:50, 24 April 2007
Comments
  • Last time this got I believe four for votes and zero against so everyone who voted for this would you mind doing it again hopefully I get some more positive votes. Also on another note this article was recently taken off becasue it was said to be illegitmate because it hadn't been on Pee Review for a wekk and it was a self-nomiantion but it has this has just been redirected toa more interesting title.--Dr. Fenwick 20:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
It actually WASN'T redirected, but instead copied and pasted, but I'll kill the new one and move the old one to it.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:48, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for that, and sorry about that whole mess on your talk page --THINKER 07:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Okay, after waking up to find that my edits were in fact not there (I must not have hit save page, or something might've happened in the move, idk), I can now say that I have accurately recreated said edits. All good from here, I'm not talking any longer.. nope, no more talkie.. :) --THINKER 02:32, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Wellt hanks dude, not for shuting up but for adding your stuff to the article I really like it as it really helps the work can't thank you enough.--Dr. Fenwick 03:22, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Mental illness

Vote: Mental illness

Score: 8 illnesses

Nomination: Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:08, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Self Nom and For. Winner of Best Article by a Noob on the last PLS, and the last time it was nommed (by Braydie) it got to 14 For votes and no Against votes. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:08, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. Pretty damn funny.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:46, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. I like it a lot, funny as hell. --Deltantor 03:55, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. THE PINCUSHIONS ARE OUT TO GET ME. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:18, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:21, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Good box use --THINKER 07:27, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. L 10:54, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. —Braydie 17:20, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:32, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1

Not really up to scratch. --Kelpan 14:55, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power

Vote: HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power

Score: 9 undeserved offices held

Nomination: Hindleyite Converse 16:21, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Shameless self nom and for. Poo Lit runner-up from earlier this year. Vote for free ice cream! -- Hindleyite Converse 16:21, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig Prosperity for me! --THINKER 16:35, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Yes Good use of images, and it's true, too! --Ekashp 17:49, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For I just love a good How To! And this is one. ^_^ --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:59, 23 April 2007
  5. Almost too true --Kelpan 14:58, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. —Braydie 17:30, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Sure Why not? --Dexter111344 23:06, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:06, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For, because otherwise that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad might get there first. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:51, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Bowtie

Vote: Bowtie

Score: 4 dapper dames and gentlepersons

Nomination: THINKER 19:42, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Selfnom + Dig Got a good review in the pee also. --THINKER 19:42, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - impressive. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:50, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Bowties on animals. -- Hindleyite Converse 16:22, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Fo funny article about an incredibly boring subject. what's next? pocket protectors? --THE 22:11, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Loved it when I reviewed it. Leatherboundbooks 01:38, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against - Didn't make me laugh. Matt lobster 19:17, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Colonel

Vote: Colonel

Score: 12 dubloons to ye m'hearties!! YYARGH!

Nomination:
For Votes: 14
  1. Self nom & for So long as everyone's going nuts with the nominations, here's one of mine that did pretty well on pee review. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:56, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Holy crap that's good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:36, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Defend the barren wasteland! --L 04:47, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Quite funny. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 04:55, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:37, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Crocodiles, Scorpions (and lions). If this goes through - Cap'n Ben should be promoted to Colonel Ben! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:06, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:24, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Karma-AH 13:26, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. DIG absolutely! --THINKER 16:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Excellent! --Delketh 19:09, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --Zyrac 19:50, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For--Dr. Fenwick 21:27, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:36, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For--Phantom Grammar 21:50, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against <yawns>. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:43, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against -- The Llama Llover!!! 04:01, 23 April 2007 (UTC)


Tony the Tiger

Vote: Tony the Tiger

Score: 6 Frosties Kids

Nomination:
For Votes: 6
  1. Nom + For This was quasi-featured, so I thought it deserved another run out, if we're in a drought. --Don alun 23:22, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For--Gaberou 04:42, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:32, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. It's Diiiig! Very funny stuff --THINKER 17:04, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. This is Great! For--Dr. Fenwick 22:08, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Obligatory Self-For. Cheers --Sibley 17:36, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Lord of the Flies

Vote: Lord of the Flies

Score: 9 civilized british children

Nomination: Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 22:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Nom+ DoublePlusGood Old Quasi-Featured Article that is quite funny Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 22:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:05, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 06:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Don alun 15:09, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Too British. /me adjust monocle. Or duocle in this case. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:14, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. That Simon kid was wiggidy whack. --Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 23:34, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. once upon a time, there was a stupid english unit about this book that went around in circles, then I found this and laughed quite a bit. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. Little gem. —Braydie 17:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. old article by me renommed. I must vote for.---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 05:15, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Everybody cares

Vote: Everybody cares

Score: 12 people who care

Nomination: Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13
  1. Nom and for --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:16
  3. For--Imp88 11:08, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For-- c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Dig --THINKER 20:33, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. DoublePlusGood Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 20:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For--Dr. Fenwick 22:58, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For----Wondernerd2 23:52, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:38, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, although could have sworn that Todd Lyons wrote this. Regardless, this is great quality article that satirizes Fox News in a way that hasn't been overdone. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:26, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Without this, Nobody Cares wouldn't have an archnemisis. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 08:59, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. 'For it is splendid, and thus worthy of the limelight.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:45, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For, the pics are mint and the writing is quality even if it's funnier if you've read Nobody cares. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:12, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Naah. -L 04:38, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • You guys don't want me back, do you? I should think that would be the height of recklessness. Anyway, thanks! (I always thought this was one of my better efforts, actually.)  c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Artificial Pseudoscientology

Vote: Artificial Pseudoscientology

Score: 12 small coloured elasticbands

Nomination: The well written style and the well illustratedness of this article blew me away when I first read it, all those months ago. -- Zombiebaron
For Votes: 12
  1. The Nomination and then this For, as per that nom. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:07, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. —Braydie 10:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. --Nydas 12:27, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Wow....I love this article! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 15:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. DIG Good stuff --THINKER 20:36, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:26, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Splendid stuff. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:52, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Not only funny, but pleasant in appearance. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 21:02, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. STRONG For forgot how good this was after the PLS faded from my short attention span. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:33, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:30, 23 April 2007
  11. FOR It's really good. Matt lobster 17:55, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:13, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties

Score: 12 zombies eating my brain

Nomination: Yes, otherwise it wouldn't be here. Obviously. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. You know when you search for something and stumble across something else? This is like that. But with zombies. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For I do know what you're talking about. And I'm all for it.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:16, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Very, Very Strong For. This is a work of art. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:53, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR A very great tale of teh 60s. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH16:24, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Nice, very nice.--Gaberou 21:36, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Dig I once loved a cold-blooded she-zombie.. Not that far back though, I'm not an old person.. --THINKER 21:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. Strong for before I even read the article. The name of the article is just priceless. --Littleboyonly T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly 20:50, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. Rawr says the author (you have no idea how well-researched this article is...)--Sir Shandon 22:55, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:33, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For! -- Hindleyite Converse 16:28, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:18, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Score: 11 Baby-eating zionist pigs nuked

Nomination: See below --Kelpan 18:24, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. A really classy article. Fantastic images and funny througout. --Kelpan 18:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:37, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Disturbing. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:40, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For the article, not the man. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:23, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. for because i like it, and also just to piss off the Iranians --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Self For - Cheers --Sibley 18:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. Very smartly (if that's the right word to use) done. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:22
  8. For. If only I could stroke those cheek hairs... --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:39, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. I like--Redribbbon 18:05, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For - He is the bomb. Litterally. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. DIG Well written, perfect time, etc. (took me long enough to read the damn thing) --THINKER 08:22, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group

Vote: UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group

Score: 7 Spontaneous combustions

Nomination: Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Nom + For A nice group effort by some random Uncyc psychos. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. DIG Thanks to each and every aforementioned psycho. However, lets not forget the Gap that was tragically lost.. --THINKER 23:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For more UnNews' that makes me think. Not about this. About pudding. Oh, sweet pudding... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:19, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. --~ Tophatsig

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    21:32, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 07:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Littleboyonly T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly 00:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. If the title of an article can, in itself, make one laugh out loud, then it's pretty damn good.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:54, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Happy Feet

Vote: Happy Feet

Score: 8 Überpinguinsch

Nomination: Don alun 18:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Nom + For Thought this was very, very funny --Don alun 18:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. for. Who knew that penguins ran a police state? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:16, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. for. I love this article. Gryffon 06:45, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. --~ Tophatsig

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    21:32, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --This article is brilliant, and if you don't vote for it, you're a commie. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:54, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For -- For great justice... --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. 4 AErm how do you vote agian? Oh yes, there, now i wonder if my sig still works Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk , oh fuck, some crappy purple one
  8. For Holy crap - DiZ WROTE THIS? No offense, but I would never expect a work of such pure awesomeness from him. Great job, exceeds all expectations. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:29, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. Nice up to the cold, bitter end, though I do hope this is towards the end of the "LOLz at Socialism" series; they aren't all written like this. --THINKER 08:16, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. —Braydie 18:05, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. This Sucks! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:22, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against --I'm a commie.(Gir. 01:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC))

Austria-Hungary

Vote: Austria-Hungary

Score: 7.5 purloined cheesecakes

Nomination: Cap'n Ben
For Votes: 7.5
  1. Nom + For Just found this on Pee Review, and laughed all the way through it. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:59, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Jawohl! - MaximvsDecimvs 18:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. good good. - Leatherboundbooks 23:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Dig Mostly for that jaunty looking footsoldier. :) --THINKER 00:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Self-For Cheekily snuck-in --Zarbag 21:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --General Insineratehymn 01:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Ilona06 02:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Very good. 213.165.173.124 17:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Homing pigeon

Vote: Homing pigeon

Score: 10.5 attempted assassinations of the Pope

Nomination: Zerotrousers
For Votes: 12.5
  1. Nom+for Braydie's been working on this for a while now and I think he deserves some credit. Also, it's funny.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 07:32, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. self for —Braydie 19:13, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. It's a'ight.--T.K.F. 12:16, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Don alun 14:34, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Dig --finker.jpgTHINKER 21:28, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:59, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Made me chuckle Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:56, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. Fortunately, this article is funny, so I will vote for it. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 05:21, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. You can guess why. -- Pigeon 09:38, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Nicely written. 213.165.173.124 17:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For next time - "Heat-Seeking Monkeys". -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:32, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Megamanfanx7 14:38, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. L 11:39, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. It looks like an article built to justify the (excellent) pictures. Not funny enough. Sorry. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:06, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Actually, this was something stupid I thought up one day in college after seeing a red link. REALLY stupid. Then I expanded it a little and added the Pope and pigeon with road map pictures after ICU with an account I made on the spot, but it was still stupid. Braydie made it into all kinds of awesome - check the edit history. So it wasn't just justifying the pictures, I just made a shitty article which Braydie rewrote and he should eat your brains now. Precious, precious brains. 80.42.24.244 23:28, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Previously Featured

The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

Vote: The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

Score: 13 delicious kraft horse meat dinners

Nomination: An old PLS entry AND QFH.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:28, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14

Featured —rc (t) 06:06, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. I thought about nomming and against-ing, but then I remembered that was stupid.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:28, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Must...show...love...for...one's...own...article...--Sir Shandon 21:40, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For, damnit. Now Shandon has two pages on VFH. His head must be <emoticon of /me holding hands really far apart> big. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For'That poor horse.--Dr. Fenwick 22:04, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Doubleplusgood Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 22:23, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:32, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Still one of the best unfeatured articles of all time. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:26, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Holy crap, that's funny. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:58, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For--Gaberou 04:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Kraft cheese triangles once again. This will be featured one day... -- Hindleyite Converse 16:27, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. I must have given a decent explanation last time it was nommed. Probably. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 19:14, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:17, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:57, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. Dig Digly Funny spin --THINKER 07:31, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1

Against - This article just doesn't push my funny button -- The Llama Llover!!!

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