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Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must spend at least one week on pee review before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).

VANITY REGULATION: Articles that meet the criteria for vanity may not be nominated.

VFH IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

List of one letter words starting with A

Score: +4 A, A, A, A...
  • Nom & For. I don't even know why I'm here. No, seriously though, it is a very funny article. It's gneomI 13:45, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Well, I wrote it, of course I want to pimp make sure it's read by a wide group of extremely wise and witty people. Well, half. El Zoof 13:47, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Well-formatted and witty. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 16:06, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I suspect the author of this article is suffering from some sort of brain damage, perhaps while dropped on the head as an infant. Strong For.InfiniteMonkey 16:20, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Harry Houdini

Score: +4 votes padlocked into chest and thrown over Niagra Falls

Edward the Gibbon

Score: +2 Monkeys typing

Google Middle Earth

Score: +6 Númenorean Cartographers
  • Nomandfor -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 17:42, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak against -- Terribly sorry, but this just won't do. Not so much for the content as it is for the formatting. That can really make or break an article. Fix that, and I'll reconsider. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:29, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 19:05, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • yes sir, thank ya' sir. You ever drunk baileys from a shoe? - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:11, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR This is very, very good, out of what could have been very clichéd. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:43, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I love it Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:29, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Didn't I vote for this before? Didn't I see that woman before? Wasn't this guy alive when I went to sleep?--Procopius 03:51, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:31, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Senator Biden regrets calling Obama "clean," now refers to him as "dirty"

Score: +5 patronized minorities
  • Nom and For Tested on liberal and conservative friends. A verbal bipartisan consensus was impeded by hysterical laughter. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 22:47, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 23:49, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Obligatory vote for my own article, but I would encourage fans to go vote for my other one ("You are reading this headline") below instead. --Composure1 01:31, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Obligatory vote for Composure1's article, but I would encourage fans to go to User:Procopius and nominate everything not in bold. Except Game:Choose Your Own Adventure; I'm pretty ashamed of that.--Procopius 03:54, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. I fixed it. And um, it should have been: MoneySign banned me while I was writing it.--Procopius 04:11, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Subways of the World

Score: +1 Packed Japanese Subway Cars

HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi

Score: +11 noisy explosions in vacuum
  • Nomination.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:41, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For the squeeks, the beeps and the blips. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:42, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For -Retrofuture42 20:57, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. superb - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:47, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 23:46, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • 0x4. --L 03:40, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Well, this article was written by four hands. Two of them were mine.--DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 13:46, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. And the other, rougher ones, mine. Thanks Asteroid for the nomination! -- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 13:48, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Conditional for. Funny treatment of a feature-worthy subject but the writing needs to be cleaned up first- lots of misspelling, poor word choice, improper grammar.InfiniteMonkey 15:58, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:02, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Wow, I love insulting bad movies, and this makes it a form of high art. Swordmaster 22:13, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. It's less a satire of Sci-Fi than a compilation of ways in which films break rules of physics. I enjoyed the "Mustn't Have" section, though.--Procopius 04:05, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It

Score: Nomination and 10 votes
  • Comment Oh oh - I might have to take back my nomination of your Edward the Gibbon article ;). --Composure1 04:37, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

You Are Dead

Score: +15 uppity corpses

League of Nations

Score: +14 countries eliminated
  • Self Nom and For Rewrite of an article that was saved from NRV. Sports/competition theme. —Braydie at 18:05, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For that picture of Woodrow holding the trophy is amazing, eh? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:56, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The Hawkeye one is good too. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:18, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:08, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • for. well good - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:11, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Go get 'em woody!
Unsigned vote. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:40, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Third Epistle to the Thessalonians

Score: +6 Extremely Irate Apostles

Shortcut

Score: +13 Roads to Nowhere

--High General Grue 02:12, 6 February 2007 (UTC)


Erraticus

Score: +16 Meals Served Inside a Peacock

Tae Pwn Do

Score: +5.5 delicious pain
  • Nom and For I know I'm just a lowly anon IP, but I think this article deserves some consideration 128.2.247.68 18:19, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:04, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for and Diana Rigg, too! Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 20:10, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:33, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For But needs more funnier pics. Feureau 00:03, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Für. --Andorin Kato 01:10, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Hi Karate! (For) Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:49, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, it's almost exactly the same as the last time it appeared on VFH, when my shoulders creased upwards in a meh. Love the pics, though. I was told that there wasn't film in the camera. Bastards.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:18, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Sissy

Score: +8 Silly Slaps for the Sissy

Auditor

Score: +9 double entries

HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article

Score: +10 whored articles
  • Self-nom and For This is the first time I have ever nommed one of my own articles on VFH. I chose carefully which article I nommed for VFH, and I chose this one, as I feel it is funny, but not in-jokey or cliche. --General Insineratehymn 01:42, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I'll take it. --~ Tophatsig 02:26, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • will an article about vote-whoring make people laugh at vote-whoring and cause its decline, or will it just give people ideas? For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 14:00, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:47, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For a must read. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:17, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment It appears that the advice provided by my article is already being put to good use. --General Insineratehymn 20:37, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
I have no clue what you mean. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:46, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece

Score: +14 Peasants Shot

UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans

Score: +15 Sunni Skies

Superiority Complex

Score: +13

Intelligent design

Score: +17 intelligently casted votes
  • For and submit I feel that this is a very well laid out article filled with clever and ironic jokes from the start and throughout. Plus, I believe it shows beyond a shadow of a reasonable doubt, that Intelligent Designerists are correct in everything they say. Weri long wang 19:30, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, as before, but more so.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:23, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. John1728 10:52, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, Seems pretty funny, good political undertones PowerBlind
  • Against, too long...--HPSigHP FP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 17:43, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
(like your signature)Weri long wang 19:36, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Yeah like his signature, anyways I am going to cut down the non funny parts in the article per UP:BOLD. --Endgame 07:54, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Okay its fixed. The funny parts are kept. Please review your vote. --Endgame 08:11, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

(talk) 02:16, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

That's ok, I twy not to mwake fwun of pweeple wiff nick impediments...— H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 07:30, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
I critized his signature, which is a bit too long. That has nothing to do with his against votes for all articles without reasonable explanations - it’s like he has OCD or something.Weri long wang 13:06, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 17:33, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For BerogenVFH 13:59, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For nice to see some in depth satire. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:24, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against More of a jibe at religion then true comedy. Could have been a really good article. --Sharky 14:01, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Review now; Still think its a jibe? --Endgame 08:12, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Previously Featured

Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit

Score: +17 burnt bints

Featuredrc (t) 07:06, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

George W. Bush

Score: +18 Saviors of the Nation

Featuredrc (t) 06:28, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

  • N+F. A perfect article for the new chaingun VFH.--Procopius 18:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for. huzzah, actually clever and funny writing about bush - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For So good that it's almost a shame to highlight it, since that will inevitably mean people messing with it. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:02, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Sorry, it's just not hitting the nerve for me... --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 01:25, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment According the the VFH archives (check the oldest ones), this article was already featured (on March 14th, 2005). --Composure1 04:19, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For an original way of mocking him. The previous version that was featured was what is know known as George Dubya Bush, before it was moved to the new location to make way for this page. Spang talk 06:57, 9 Jan 2007
  • For, it's the article I would have written if I had any idea what I was doing.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:05, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - this is actually really nicely done - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - was this article featured? GSPbeetle complains Vandalisms 10:19, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 19:33, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Hosanna to the Son of George Bush! The Humbled Master 23:51, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Subtle and funny. --So So 01:50, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against...this is a snub of the previously featured and hilarious George Dubya Bush. Sorry, its not funny, its just a bio. --HPSigHP FP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 18:05, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Our Great Leader deserves to be honored as such. -- Rei 19:47, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For proof that community projects CAN work (never thought I'd ever see this many people vote for Bush, though...).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:43, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. A good satire of Fox News more thann Georgie.--Emmzee 16:13, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For (My first and only vote for this fiend). Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:31, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong against. Mainly because I'm liberal. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:08, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, and we should probably unfeature/delete the other GWB article. It is teh suck. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:06, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. 725 days, 6 hours, 25 minutes. goshzillacorrespondence 10:34, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • 4. --L 16:05, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR- STRONGLY! His Serene Highness and Excellency George Wonderful Bush LOL :D Feureau 00:28, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. - Lemon. Lemonwedge 23:47, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Perhaps we should feature God of Bullshit instead? goshzillacorrespondence 01:07, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For InfiniteMonkey 18:35, 4 February 2007 (UTC)


Peyton Manning

Featured, Apparently (sort of) There's no point in further voting, as it was already featured. I'm stealing Rc's job because Crazyswordsman got to do the template. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:45, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Score: +11.5 games missed due to Mastercard/Verizon/HH Gregg/ESPN commercial shoot
  • Self-Nom and For. If we can't get this featured in time for his next playoff loss, maybe we can get this featured in time for the Super Bowl. That is, of course, assuming this article is worthy.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:04, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:17, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. Very funny, and I actually like Peyton Manning (even as the Steelers' fan that I am).--Procopius 15:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 18:57, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Zaui TALK MUN - 19:23, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:31, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against whine whine whine --HPSigHP FP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 17:54, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against The "Editor's Note" section is funny, but other than that, not that funny. --GAMESPOT=666 22:38, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Very weak For Maybe I'm just being generous because it's football season.--Gaberou 02:34, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He threw three interceptions and still beat the Chiefs. I hate him. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:37, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. goshzillacorrespondence 16:09, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He got tripped by one of his own linemen and still beat the Patriots. I hate him. The Humbled Master 23:58, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Although I know nothing about football.. I somehow found this funny. It's probably the narration/rant style that I love. —Braydie at 00:43, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Let's see if Peyton can win the superbowl and get featured on Uncyclopedia all int he smae day we should save this for after the superbowl win or lose it'll be timely.--71.72.210.124 03:00, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Oppose I can't find the humor for this to be an FA article. --Endgame 07:33, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Not because it's good, but because we want to overhype him so he'll lose the Superbowl. I hate, hate, hate, Peyton Manning. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:25, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For despite the strange shaped balls. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 22:19, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For What do I know about football? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:05, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Maybe I don't get football. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:59, 4 February 2007 (UTC)


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