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THIS IS A VOTE, NOT A DISCUSSION.

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Violators of this policy will be SHOT.
Survivors will be GIVEN A DIGESTIVE BISCUIT.
Then we shoot them again.
Any funny business and we shoot you a third time.
If you think I'm kidding, go ahead and test my patience.
I love you.
(if you read aloud the fine print above, your dog will also be shot)
(if you don't have a dog, you will be GIVEN A DIGESTIVE BISCUIT)



Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must be at least a week old before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time.

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Hermaphrodite

Score: +8 transsexual deity
  • SN+F. Just Quasi'd due to stagnation with a +16. Hopefully it still gets the votes, but doesnt get buried on the VFH page this time... -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 04:04, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment. Actually, it was +14, but who's counting? ;)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:14, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Solid Gold

Score: +8 blasphemers stoned

But Seriously...

Score: +12

Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal

Score: +20 pensive thoughts whilst doing 10 minutes in the slammer
  • Nom and for. I've never added anything here before, but this is deserving. And not just because it mentions me (needs moving into the main namespace though of course) -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 19:12, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional for: move it into the main namespace. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (19:14, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
  • For. Brilliance. -- Hindleyite 19:17, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I feel kind of bad now. When I get banned, all I say is, "F*uck!".--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:44, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For I felt Hardwick's pain. I haven't actually, as I haven't been banned. But I pretended like I felt his pain. It hurt. I think. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:31, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For but this one crosses the line of "In jokes", "Vanity", and "Sigining Articles". However it's damn funny! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:22, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. That is hilarious. I love it. --Flyingfeline 21:54, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but how did he keep this log while banned? {It was then that I started to search for possible holes in the inpenetrable banwall...}-<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:38, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For My favorite Fundlebuggy article yet! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:00, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For I can empathize. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:28, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For a crime he almost certainly did commit. Abstain. I maintain my point of view that inside jokes are not for the front page, but, yeah, this is definitely on of the best written ever. "Go on a blanking spree..." they whisper to me. "You'll feel better. It's revenge. They hate blanking sprees.... -- The Colonel (talk) 04:01, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For because this could lead to his breakout new prison album.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 04:32, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For I've done my time. I've paid my debt to society. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 04:42, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Well, it's two parts brilliant with three parts Hardwick, what more do you want? Except possibly twelve parts pie. Wizstaff2 The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage Wizstaff [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP] Icons-flag-gb I am not a paycheck. Icons-flag-gb 06:12, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Self-reference, inside joke, signed article, subtle encouragement to the stupid ... and LOL funny. What's not to like? - David Gerard 10:20, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For great justice. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 14:33, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --SolarEquinox Icons-flag-us Under development - please wear protective goggles Verbally abuse me! - 16:12, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against A bit too short, and way too inside joke-y for the front page --Jordanus 17:29, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Injokey, but more importantly it's vanity. It'd set a bad precedent to feature this. (Yeah yeah, I know we already featured HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia or whatever.) —rc (t) 20:53, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment What do we do with this b/c its InJoke-ness is way over the heads of people. It's like choosing which of your children is slated for ritual execution.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 05:15, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Many of us can relate. The article should mention what he was banned for though. --User:Nintendorulez 20:55, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For And turn it into an UnBook if you can. Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 05:54, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - Sorry Hardwick, I do like the article, but don't think its suitable for the front page for reasons previously stated. -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 07:56, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It is vanity, but you don't have to know anything about Uncyclopedia to find it funny. Except, of course, that it's a parody site. I suppose if someone wandered onto Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal, mistaking it for Wikipedia, they might find it very unprofessional, but whatever. John1728 10:05, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I spent 24 hours banned once, man. I know how it hurts. But now I'm reformed, brutha! Swordmaster 21:31, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For For those people arguing that it shouldn't be featured because it's an inside joke,

I think that even if it's someone's first time here, they'll pick it up fairly quickly, furthermore the entire premise is simply like nothing thats ever been thought of before. Hardwick's best work, I'd say. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:45, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

  • For. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:47, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Such a good way to spend one's time when banned from Uncyclopedia. I'll appreciate the irony when this gets featured. --Thetanmancan 05:45, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

French Revolution

Score: +8 to face Le Guillotine
  • Comment: Pour. Contre is Against, but you really wouldn't want to use that, now would you? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:03, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Erastus Brigham Bigelow. --So So 10:11, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 10:25, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Nay. I just don't feel like it had It, know what I'm saying? Of course you don't, I'm being too vague. --Anyone 20:12, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Pontius Pilot

Score: +7 crucified voters
  • Comment. Mr Mayfair, was there a reason you deleted my vote? --Anyone 16:03, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment It was probably just a mistake since Tom voted for several articles in one big edit. Yours got lost. I've restored it below. —rc (t) 16:35, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Ah, here here. All's well that ends as well as it started out, no weller or less well than before. Thanks. --Anyone 12:56, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It is too short, but what's there is so damn well thought out and put together I can't say no. --Anyone 14:26, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. If it's expanded etc etc... Freemorpheme.gif 07:51, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 10:33, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Humorous.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:46, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For and Against people who vote down articles based solely on their length. —rc (t) 20:47, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For and Against Anyone who votes down articles based solely on their length.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 05:17, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment. Boooo. That is all. --Anyone 12:32, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For short, funny, to the point. A proper joke. Pewpewpew 01:57, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Boss Fight

Score: +5 HP!
  • Numination and For This looked like an ugly hasty mess...then I started laughing at it.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 01:17, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Needs pictures first but still kind of funny. Has great potential just needs some pics for more entertainment value.--Lt. Wyoming 03:08, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 03:38, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but only after it gets pics and corrected spelling. The DOOM references made me laugh. Especially the wall. --Onion 04:26, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, it might work better as a "How to:".--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:58, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment. I don't know how to rename an article, How to: Survive a Boss Fight may be appropriate, but it's not my article, I just nommed it because it's funny.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 22:55, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For - with cleanup. It works because it's close to the truth, rather than 'Boss fights were invented by Abe Lincoln in 3000BC' or something.--Nydas 21:30, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Definite For, tho again it is in serious needs of a few images. InfiniteMonkey 04:48, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:53, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For. --L 05:31, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:10, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. (for) But only because you forgot the greatest boss of all time--Tony Danza.--Anyone 14:22, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
CommentDid you read this at all? Tony Danza IS in there. Read it again carefully, anyway, since that was your only reason, your vote is a for I suppose--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 21:38, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment. No, that link doesn't count; I want specifics, confoundit! Until then I remain steadfast in my thoughtless decision. --Anyone 12:51, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I hate them God-like Badasses. Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:32, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, as I am a gamer myself and have come across some form of all these bosses. Swordmaster 19:50, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Freemorpheme.gif 07:51, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - where's the Marxist polemic? I mean, COME ON. - David Gerard 10:41, 3 October 2006 (UTC)


I am not kidding

Score: +6 votes because I'm not kidding RC is after me
  • Self nom and for. I've gotten comments from people saying it's feature worthy, but no one actually put it up on VFH. Anyway, I worked pretty hard on it.--Bladetip 21:06, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 23:17, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Nah It's Ok. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:21, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I love paranoia.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:38, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Well done, Bladetip. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:37, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Haha! Funny! --User:Lolster884
  • For. I was one of the aforementioned people, I think... Sorry, I was just being lazy!  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:22, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Made me laugh --Shade [...][Praise me/Yell at me][Worthless Additions] 02:43, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For That was some funny stuff!--Lt. Wyoming 04:18, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Not bad, but would be funnier if it didn't try to go so over the top. Plus, will the parts on spinach and the Pope still be funny when the news becomes old? --So So 04:25, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment: People will remember it. There are articles with references to Elian Gonzalez and foot and mouth disease, and they're still funny. Oh, and For.-- cdr. thetoastman Toastmansig.png tlk ctr cun f@h 05:37, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Some funny shit, plus now that I'm off my meds, I can say whatever I want and I'm not responsible. So, for. Yeah, just for. Uh... shit, where's my meds? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 05:40, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 07:02, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strongass for. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 07:09, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strongass against. It's a one trick pony and the pony has been flogged to death. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:57, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - and no kidding on my part this time! - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 09:38, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like it. Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:28, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Meh. It sounds like my neighbour's neighbour.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:06, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Sorry. It's funny... just not funny enough. --Jamtrousers 18:41, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I am not kidding. -- Icons-flag-us SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 18:42, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. We're dead.. --Hhamdy283 20:01, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. It's a good idea, but it's stretched out too far for the one joke to support it. 15Mickey20 20:25, 30 September
  • For, but it does need more work. Savant13 21:09, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

2006 (UTC)

Comment Here folks is a paradox, a user has just stated that he is a "Strongass against" this of being on the front page, yet he immediately states that the article is, in his opinion, funny. Unfortunately for his standards it's not "long enough" but still "funny". What he doesn't realize is that things don't need to be long to be funny. May God have mercy on your brain.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 04:08, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Somewhat kind of a good idea I guess...maybe, in a way. Too much on the fence to vote for though. --Anyone 14:21, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'm not kidding about this vote. Really. Swordmaster 19:58, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I'm sorry, I'm not fond of this style of article. —rc (t) 20:50, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Martin Van Buren

Score: +14 presidents not on any greenbacks
  • Nomination and For. Funny, article, plenty of people working on it, and the pictures add to the effect quite nicely. I don't know. You either hate this page, or you think it's a riot. --The Llama Llover
  • Against. It's not good enough for a front-page article. Like, this one time, we were out at this roller rink. He went up to this girl and was like, "Hey, do you wanna go get a burger or something?" And she said yes, but then she totally blew him off. Later, I asked her why she did it and she said it was because he looked like shit. It's true. That's what Martin Van Buren looks like. That is frikkin' colloquial. --thematrixeætsyou, the kickass foo (talk) (flames) 05:49, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - wasn't this nominated before? This is really good - David Gerard 09:51, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Yeah, and I liked it better when it didn't have the parts on Star Trek, squirrels and phone calls, but still for. --So So 09:58, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I nominated this before; it was on VFH for over a month but never got any traction. Let it remain Quasi-Featured.--Procopius 11:44, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's good, not great, but that screen watching part is fuckin awesome. Fuckin screen watchers. --Anyone 12:54, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. I chuckled. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:02, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Brad removed this a while ago, because of stagnation. It's a Quasi... -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 22:28, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I need the diff for an unsigned vote to count. —rc (t) 22:24, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I don't recall if I voted for or against this article the first time around. Actually, I don't even recall if I voted on it the first time around. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:33, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I love it.--Bladetip 21:19, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment- This article has been changed a lot since the last nomination. Please take a chance to look at it before you automatically vote against it. --The Llama Llover
  • For... yeah, it's ok, maybe a little work is needed, but it's still good --User:Lolster884
  • For the second time. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 07:05, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I tweaked it a bit, but only a little. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:18, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Quasi, Quasi, Quasi!!! Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:28, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Hmmmmmmm.... no. Freemorpheme.gif 15:55, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I love it. --Hhamdy283 20:07, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I was going to vote against, but the tweaks have put it over the edge into for territory. 15Mickey20 20:25, 30 September
  • For And as for the guy above me, if tweaks would change your mind one way or the other, you shouldn't vote at all. Savant13 21:15, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

2006 (UTC)

  • Comment. Before the changes, it was a good idea, but had little to do with Martin Van Buren. The added references to his political career nullified my objections (as well as making it funnier) and made it forworthy. 15Mickey20 12:12, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For I liked it before, but the changes made it hilarious. --Onion 00:17, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but dude, Llama Llover? You made so many edits! You should just rough-draft everything into a document and then post it instead of changing it every single time you see some little thing wrong... --Just Joshin' Ya!
  • For Good work. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:41, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain. Changed my mind because of changes in article. The changes would have been good if it were any other page, but to me the charm to this particular article was in how it gave next to no reference to the actual person's life. --So So 01:14, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
    • For and Comment. Actually, I have kind of come up with something crazy with The Llama Llover and I don't know if you like it or not. Well, we are all silly people, right? :) But, yeah, I think the changes are a bit over the top and have kind of adulterated the original flavour of the humor. Shame on Hardwick FundleBuggy. -- The Colonel (talk) 05:48, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For lol, i couldnt stop laughing. star trek? puh-lease --Running with scissors
  • For. Much better with refences to the actual person.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:45, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For As if the original article wasn't enough, a hate template created on the side is like another cake made of icing. Icons-flag-us Love:M.D
  • OH MY GOD HARDWICK MADE IT FUNNY! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:25, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It failed already, yes? --Jordanus 17:32, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For good show --User:Stoopid - no timestamp
  • for this was almost featured last time, but i didnt vote for it. so now i am. --Hooplah!!!
  • Against. HTBSANJF in its finest. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:42, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Boston, Massachusetts

Score: +12 cahs near the bah
  • Nominated and for Absolutely hilarious. The dialect is exactly like how people speak in Boston. I'd know. I live there. It made me laugh so hard I cried. --Thetanmancan 02:36, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Obligatory for. --KATIE!! 03:45, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Likewise. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 06:41, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Fah. More than a dialect joke, which is a good thing.--Procopius 12:45, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Fah. Dis heah is some funny shit. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 14:41, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Holy shit thats hilarious. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 22:22, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Stahng Fah. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:20, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Lahve da ahticle. -- cdr. thetoastman Toastmansig.png tlk ctr cun f@h 05:10, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Lahvedit. Wickid fah. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie - Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH 23:12, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I don't think it's very funny, but the time it must of taken to write all that in a Boston accent is commendable. --Anyone 19:20, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Fah - David Gerard 11:01, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For-Wonderful!-- Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 16:21, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I remember when this was written. It also gives me flashbacks of some train driver at the station in Boston near the airport asking me something in an accent so thick that I didn't comprehend I was being talked to until he tried again more slowly after I realized it was something sort of like English, but not really. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:46, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against for yet a second time (presumably for the same reasons). --DW III CUN OUN 18:27, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:55, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • No --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:05, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I'm not too impressed with Boston. Sam Adams is one of my favorite beers however.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 11:56, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 15:18, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Hammer

Score: +17 hammer faced smashes
  • Nomination and for. One of my favorites. --So So 09:17, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is delightful. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 15:30, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. You don't want to mess with me. I've got a hammer. --Jordanus 16:35, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Laughed out loud at it while I was meant to be working earlier this week. Not sure about the biology bit though.15Mickey20 19:50, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. C'mon! It's a hammer.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:27, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like how it refuses to consider any constructive use for the tool.--Procopius 12:54, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • "The hammer's scientific name is Hammerius hitticus, which is obviously a bland and misguided attempt to write something hammer-related in a vaguely Latinate manner." How could you not vote for? --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 19:37, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • No. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 22:26, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Very funny. I loled. --Kinst 02:30, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:58, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
Unsigned...? -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 03:09, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
I checked the history, and apparently David Gerard made a change that screwed up this person's sig and timestamp everywhere it occurred on this page. Since it was signed originally, I went ahead and fixed this person's sig for all the votes they made here. --Jordanus 04:37, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • ForThough I prefer the mallet.--Wit (tawk) 01:37, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For a sack of hammers - David Gerard 10:59, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • SMASHY! ...er, wait, wrong voting page. I meant obligitory for. User:Hinoa4/sigVFD 14:04, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

*""For"" Its Hammertime Bitches Unsigned don't feel like looking for who did it.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 11:48, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

The Wicker Man

Score: +10 naked Scottish librarians dumped in favour of killer bees
  • Nom and For Yet another masterpiece by the master of British film, Sir Mhaille. It got everything needed for a smash hit - sex, violence, scots, Christopher Lee and killer bees. In fact, I wish to god I'd seen this version and not the actual one...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 09:39, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'm voting for this now before he has a chance to hassle me on IRC. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:42, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
Comment - You must be mistaking me for some kind of vote whore. -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Don't you think it's about time you vote for your own piece? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 14:28, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR!!! Groundbreaking, stunning, a work of art. He made me vote for it.-- Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 12:58, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. You know too much.......-- Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 13:10, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, actually pretty good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:15, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Britt Ekland yummy-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 14:21, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against. Its funny, and I hate voting against Mhaille, but its just too short. Havent seen the movie either... -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 04:52, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Mhaille does it again!! One of his articles has once again gained my approval. Kudos. ~~The Freed Mind Sutoth Indar the Black Mage [MUN] [YvJP] 12:41, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because Mhaille makes me giggle. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:22, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 11:05, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but only because he talked me into it. -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 14:35, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain. Having been asked to look at this thingy, and being totally illiterate in British movies, my final decision on my vote is, "Argh! I give up!" -- The Colonel (talk) 11:12, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Nicolas Cage's wig... it's so lifelike. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 19:40, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I've been meaning to vote... and now I've been guilt-tripped into doing so, amongst other favours. --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 20:13, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Funny, short (in a good way) good pics and lots of good refs to triple wood and the equaliser. Pewpewpew 02:02, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Washington and Lafayette

Score: +12 comedy acts written

Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid

Score: +14 n00bs flamed
  • Nom and for. Not only is this the best-written article on the site, but it's also quite funny. Also, maybe if we feature this, some people will read it.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:31, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because people need to read it and they don't. --~ Tophatsig 22:08, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, as long as featuring something in the Uncyclopedia namespace is allowed. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:36, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For it'll theoretically propagate other good articles --Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 23:17, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment, "Single Text Page seeks nice User for pictures. No fatties."--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:19, 13 September 2006 (UTC) For --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:25, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Noperoo. 10-4, over and out big daddy. ~ T. (talk) 23:35, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Because of brilliant lines like "Erik Estrada is an interstellar Cherzgon warrior who was aborted by his mother during the third week of pregnancy." Man, we really need more humor like that on Uncyc. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:36, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. It's actually quite funny and well-written, but does a policy count as an article?--Procopius 02:04, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
Probably not. But it doesn't matter. Euroipods wasn't an article either, but we know how that turned out. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:40, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
True. Incidentally, How to be stupid and not just funny is also pretty funny.--Procopius 14:41, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For 'cause I added that Wilde quote (which is acctaully based of a real quote by Mr. Wilde). --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:09, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, why? one word - Rodney Dangerfield - -- HPSig HP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 03:37, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. No way. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 03:56, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Of course. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 09:34, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • "If someone types in "Harry Potter"...they want to read a humorous slant on Harry Potter, not an article on a Dutch mink farmer with laser-beam eyes." Hear, hear. --L 14:13, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because it's brilliant. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 14:18, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, as per everyone else who voted "for". ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:05, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Just put a link next to the Beginners Guide, Style Guide, Big Five, Questions, Donations button.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 19:56, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because it starts with an Oscar quote, has a Chuck roundhouse pic, uses the word "gay" three times in one sentence, and escalates weasels down Australia's pants. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 00:20, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, all the IP articles that weren't started because of reading HTBANJS. -- Icons-flag-us SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 00:44, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It may not be as funny/witty/crap as the other articles we feature, but this is certainly one of our best pieces of work, and as I recall VFH is for our best work, not funniest. The Freed Mind Sutoth Indar the Black Mage [MUN] [YvJP] 07:42, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
  • "Weak For'. It honestly should be in the HowTo namespace. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:07, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, this policy deserves to be featured. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 22:46, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Very, very funny. And it'll get people to read it. --User:Nintendorulez 17:17, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Brilliant and helpful, while still being hilarious, but in the end, it's still an ignorable policy, and no policies on the main page, i say! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:26, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Not just a great article on how to write on Uncyclopedia, but also a great article in of itself, even if it isn't helpful. ---Stevo the Human, now with an article!!
  • Positive Reinforcement. In smaller words, yes.--Wit (tawk) 07:05, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment, I love this article and fully support it being featured, especially since it helped (and amused) me so much as a lowly noob. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:48, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I had only skim-read it before, because I know I'm funny (my mother tells me so). I didn't realise how hilarious it is. It's one of the best things on the site. 15Mickey20 20:11, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Maybe someone will actually read it if it's featured. Swordmaster 16:29, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • That's a *NEGATORY* good buddy...policy ought not to be VFH--Shandon 04:59, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against; much too fact-laden for featurability. --DW III CUN OUN 11:54, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • 85% for, 15% undecided. Why isn't this featured? It is one of the most important pages on the site. --Cs1987 15:11, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Think of this as the article that launched 1000 features. --Onion 19:20, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because featuring weird stuff is fun. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 03:23, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against As hilarious and useful as this article is, it is more intructional than comedic. There are other articles on Uncylcopedia that are much better suited to be featured. --Thetanmancan 20:09, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against What will newcomers think when they see policy as the featured article? They'll think we have nothing better to feature than our own rules. --Jordanus 22:39, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Philosophy

Score: +10 dead white guys
  • Nom and For InfiniteMonkey 19:49, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • If a user votes for in a VFH section, and no one's around to see the edit made, was it actually there the whole time? -- cdr. thetoastman Toastmansig.png tlk ctr cun f@h 20:36, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I think, therefore I vote no. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:02, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against. Ok, but not quite. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 21:05, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Is the glass half For or half Against? I changed my philosophy-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 04:00, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because it reminds me of a philosophy teacher (boo!), and it was funny (unlike that philosophy teacher. Again, boo!)--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:48, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Winnah! For - David Gerard 12:08, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Why not, Kate Winslet? Love the Heraclitus section. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:17, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • It's attractive, well put together, thought-out. But not funny. Needs trimming, like Diogenes' nosehair. So, no. Freemorpheme.gif 09:10, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It fully actualizes its potential as my senses act upon it and create the image of Philosophy in my mind. But then, what do we really know?--Procopius 15:09, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I agree with Procopius.-- Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 15:13, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • To vote For, or not to vote For? That is the question. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:34, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Still, I'd love to see mention Plato's treatise on pederasty from The Disgorgias, entitled "Fuck You, Socrates." --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:27, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I actually had a funny philosophy teacher. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 01:46, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • 4. --L 08:42, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes. Funneh. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 14:20, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Phor. The intro was the best description of philosophy I've seen so far. -- MaximvsDecimvs 18:55, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I liked the intriduction though.---Asteroid B612 B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:20, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against--Shandon 05:01, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Someone nominate the first picture for Featuring, I don't know how. --Savant13 21:34, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Gaydar

Score: +12 centipoofs on the Gaydar
  • nom and for. I thought this was pretty funny and the graphic is genius, and it's got the potential to be even better. For instance, there must be some kind of gaydar jamming system, right?InfiniteMonkey 23:19, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for -- I'll change my vote to For after I make a few touch-ups. Note to all: halt voting on this submission until I've fixed it up a bit (nothing serious; just some minor tunings). Or not. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:25, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
I'm done, and for. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:31, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Against. Short and no laughs. The pic is good though. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 23:58, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
thanks :) --Huffers 02:37, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. This is a funny. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:21, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Very Strong For. Not that it makes any difference, adding strength. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:03, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • A For so strong, its almost butch. I gave this one a good going over too. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:36, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for, nice and edgy, good content balance, great puns.. yeah funny !.--Vosnul 10:10, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Reluctant For. Ok, fine, I'll vote for this gay-themed article, but this is the last one I'm voting for for a while.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:15, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For in a ruggedly heterosexual manner - David Gerard 12:10, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I don't care for the article, but the Gaydiation image made me laugh... You should VFP that one! --Mindsunwound: (F@H) Pissing Vinegar Pup4 Dog Fart Trombone 2cents.PNG 20:45, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Sure. References to Buckyballs and that mysterious siren in Vanilla Sky secured my vote. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:49, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Indeed yes. After I had snorted out big laughter-chunks at the image, the rest of the article fell into place. Freemorpheme.gif 09:07, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The humor is obvious and deserves to be noticed.-- Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 15:11, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For: funny, and made me pull out my old Palm to see if http://www.freewarepalm.com/mature/gaydardeluxe_v22a.shtml still worked. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 01:42, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Yesses.' Mostly for the Gaydiation picture. Dumitru 01:45, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • No thank you -Heh heh funny, but not enough for VFH. The picture is gold, though. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:27, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against IMO, it just doesn't have that classic burning sarcasm that some of my favorites have. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:25, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because it was started by a friend of mine --Huffers 20:07, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For but I'm not for Gay marriage for straight people. -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 00:25, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Gaydiation. LOL --Savant13 21:36, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • sorta For takes a concept and runs with it but maybe wants trimming a bit. A little tumescent for my tastes. Pewpewpew 02:06, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Erraticus

Score: +12 off-track narratives
  • Nom and For - Was a Poo Lit Surprise contest winner.--Mister Nosey 00:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • This self vote for can be yours for $19.99 a month! Ask me how!--Procopius 20:47, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For More deserving that most of the other PLS stuff. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:52, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's a little short, but it's incredibly funny. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 23:18, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Tough decision, but falls just short for me. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 05:12, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like it! Maybe a bit heavy on the random humour side, but great!Aaadddaaammm 09:29, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For my favourite entry in the PLS. -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 21:35, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:03, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 16:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against.Just 'cause something does not translate into any official language DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNY. I mean, easy on the jibberish, ya mean? GRUNG! -Unsigned. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 20:45, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, I wish it was a bit longer, but still wonderful-- Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 19:50, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
Comment. Thanks for the vote. It's true, (as Falcotron noted as well) it's short. I think I ran out of ideas. Either that, or historiography is the bitch child of comedy.  :)--Procopius 21:22, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Another fun historical romp courtesy of Procopius. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 06:49, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For It could be better...but I do have a weakness for this sort of humor. —rc (t) 03:12, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This gets saved from stagnation removal because it made me laugh.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:01, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Woo yay! 83.233.241.7 22:11, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Learn Hebrew

Score: Torahs misread +17
  • Nom and For. A great one from Mordillo. Possibly the most abusive and erudite HowTo. And it's got this line: The proper way to pronounce this letter is take a nut and shove it down your throat as far down as possible and then observe the sounds you make as you try to cough it out. Got it? There is your Chet.--Procopius 23:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's not Mordillo's best work, but that doesn't mean it's not hilarious. P.S., Mordillo, can I have a picture of you for the Self-hating Jew article? -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 00:21, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • ([[Talk:HowTo:Learn Hebrew#From VFH|discussion continued...]])
Only if it's a book for children or poetry, or for beginners. Trust me we don't write the vowels 99% of the time.---Asteroid B612 B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:26, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Sorry, only made me laugh once. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 05:24, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Cornbread is one laugh ahead of me. "A" for effort, though.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:12, 5 September 2006 (UTC) For, it's grown on me.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:58, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Not featureworthy, because. --ZniLe 12:34, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
commentWhich was always a good reason...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 18:26, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Language humor is the best.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:13, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Damn and i actually tried learning Hebrew... too funny.--Lutskovp 20:01, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For. I already know Hebrew, which made this article even more funny! Bravo to the creator!! (besides, I even helped out with some modifications) --User:Llama-Llover
  • For. I don't know a lick of Hebrew, but after reading this I'll act like I do. Nice addition of sound files, too. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 06:56, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For. I love this article. It pokes fun at the native English speakers (namely, me) and the picture at the end with Windows in Hebrew was hilarious. --User:Armodeus
  • Against While I like this article and appreciate the effort and humour involved, it's just a bit too angsty for my tastes and certainly not feature-quality, sadly. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 03:50, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:12, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For An orgasmically conundroumousifacilicious escapade. Bravo. -- 21:36, 26 September 2006 (UTC) Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie - Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH
  • For Quite, quite funny. --Thetanmancan 06:14, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Kinda messy and not that funny. --Jordanus 14:34, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against its just not funny --Hooplah!!!!
  • For -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 17:31, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For- I thought dabbling in ancient hebrew would be worth a chuckle, how terribly wrong I was. --

Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test

Score: +15 Disorders Diagnosed
  • Self-nomination. OK, as far as Swiss psychiatrists go, everyone knows Jung. But Hermann Rorschach deserves a bit of recognition. Plus, I did a great deal of field research on this one. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 12:53, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • +1 For hilariousness--Savant13 14:40, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Shandon 18:10, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I looked at this while it was in progress, and almost felt obliged to nominate it myself. Great work Immy! -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 21:02, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I see a beautiful lady in that inkblot. -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 22:05, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Great mix of dumb puns, brilliant satire, and silly drug references; what more could you want? Oh, pictures. They rock too. --Falcotron 06:22, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For all my childhood issues rushing back into my head.--Procopius 11:42, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Once again, Immy comes through with the cerebral hahas. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:38, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for, it's a trip. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:41, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Absolute-Lookatthebirdie!! --Donut Buy One!|F@H|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 20:39, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
  • A butterfly on a flower. Why are we bothering to vote? Just feature it instantly. Freemorpheme.gif 13:16, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Love it. Very, very clever. I'll have what you're having. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 07:09, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Good heavens, feature this immediately. It's hilarious. --Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 01:53, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Nice!  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:27, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. What an excellent community evaluation this has been. Psychologically adorable. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:31, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I save this from stagnation! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 19:43, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Jeez, how come I never voted for this before now? -- Hindleyite 20:09, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I thought I had already voted for this. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:54, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 15:57, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Not to be a nay-sayer, but I just don't find this very funny. It seems more random than it does funny. I do like the pictures, though. --Thetanmancan 06:20, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I agree--Jordanus 17:25, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I just finished reading Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test.. great book, almost as good as this. Tompkinssig   Smallturtle  t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:42, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Pentium 4

Score: +13 silicon wafers
  • Self Nomination - I have worked on it for some days and it's time for it now to face the final test. (I have removed most of the comments I posted here. See discussion page for more details.)-- The Colonel (talk) 12:10, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Icons-flag-us SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 13:00, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • What the hell is wrong with u ppl? Saw this when it was under development and liked it then. For. -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 15:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I liked it. It's not very often that an article up for nomination mentions a recently featured article (Idiocrates). Plus it was funny. --emc! + 20:58, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Took me a while to decide, because it was kinda confusing the first time I read it, but after re-reading, its funny and the images are good. -- Sir Cornbread The Great Icons-flag-us  [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 05:45, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I'm one of the poor bastards that bought a Pentium Pro and I'm still holding a grudge. Modusoperandi 00:54, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, you know why... --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:36, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Cleverly done. This is why I own a Compaq. Wait a minute . . .--Procopius 12:53, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is a sympathy vote for a nice try. Seriously, WTF is this (see [1])? Go to Hades? That's some funny shit there Swordman. So is this article. I've no sympathy at all, actually. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:18, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For...I never owned a dog named Patches, thusly go Smackintosh! -- HPSig HP talk 05:50, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Do not click the link "See here" in the above line, you may regret it!!!!!!!!!! -- HPSig HP talk 03:41, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I have an AMD64 in my laptop too...-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 19:06, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for mentioning Idiocrates. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 11:28, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. - satire of computer stuff, only cleverer - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 11:14, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 15:47, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For The preceding unsigned comment was added by 222.153.188.49 (talk • contribs) (diff) <- Unsigned = no vote, yes? --Jordanus 14:52, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For 69.164.111.26 15:37, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because it hasn't gotten a single Against yet, and because it needs to be featured eventually. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:47, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For It doesn't have the same comedic punch as some of the other stuff I've read, but it has some nice jokes. I especially like the "Four Least Efforts." --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 20:15, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Why did I vote for this originally? Maybe to get rid of Swordman...I do like the pics, but it didnt make me laugh once. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 22:21, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Hey, I worked hard on it! -- The Colonel (talk) 14:54, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

*For. I added an extra core layer. Let's get this thing out to the market. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 12:54, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

(Discussion continued)
  • For - How long has this thing been on here?! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:49, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against While I thought the introduction and "Least Four Efforts" were very funny, after that it all went downhill and lost its appeal. --Thetanmancan 03:22, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Obscure computer humor = no laffs --Jordanus 07:37, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, No one likes a crazy Swordman Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 10:44, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • What did rc say about unsigned vote, Tom? Grr... -- The Colonel (talk) 10:38, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
Sorry Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 10:44, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. This article is not funny (though the ensuing fracas has been).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:49, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Previously Featured

Fire hydrant

Score: +18 bloody red hosepipe nozzles

Featuredrc (t) 06:05, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

  • A-Nom-ynous and For. Somewhat short but hilarious biography of a...fire hydrant :(? Zanno 06:56, 27 September 2006 (UTC) -Unsigned, Nom doesnt count, should be removed. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 05:04, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
    There, I registered. Happy? Zanno 06:56, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Freemorpheme.gif 07:41, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. It was nice, but boring and unexceptional. John1728 10:31, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I laughed out loud. Last line is a winnah - David Gerard 11:00, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Winner. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  Icons-flag-us  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:20, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. --SolarEquinox Icons-flag-us Under development - please wear protective goggles Verbally abuse me! - ~~~~~ 15:32, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Only mildly amusing and kind of short, like my penis. --Anyone 16:03, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Since, like a hydrant, my penis gushes when properly manipulated  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen I Card-clubs-up my cat! 19:39, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I like this, it's so completely different from anything I'd do. --Nydas 19:45, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'd say it borders on a tremendous shaggy dog story, but fire hydrant's aversion to dogs, shaggy or not, and their profoundly misguided sprinklings will not allow me. Excellent subtlety, not boredom, abounds. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 19:50, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Why? It's retarded. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:48, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • This is not retarded. All you have to do is read it the whole way through (the WHOLE WAY THROUGH, mind you), and then after you've read the last line, read it all again. Then suddenly it's the funniest thing you've ever read. I think. For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:19, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I change my mind. Definitely Not retarded, and actually pretty amusing. Strong For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:25, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:32, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For I didn't want to like it, but I did. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 00:52, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Suprised me, because it was actually good. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us  Holla | CUN 03:47, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I didn't expect this one to be good. Nicely done. --Shade [...][Praise me/Yell at me][Worthless Additions] 03:57, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Not the funniest article in the world, but I reward cleverness. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:53, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I thought it was retarded until I did what, ahem, 'Weppy, the Wehpudicabok' said, at which point it became funny, and certainly VFH-worthy. Wizstaff2 The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage Wizstaff [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP] Icons-flag-gb I am not a paycheck. Icons-flag-gb 11:05, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Kwakerjak 20:18, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I read parts of it, then I read it completly and it was funny...it just hit me.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 13:15, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, cause i think having "fire hydrant" be a person is real clever --User:Lolster884
  • For. I like it. Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:28, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR If I could, I would give it more than a +1 Savant13 21:24, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For The realistic pics are swell.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 22:58, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For- excellent job --The Llama Llover
  • For Clever! —rc (t) 20:56, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

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