# Uncyclopedia:VFH/old

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Sign below an article you find excellent. Unsigned or undated votes and nominations will be thrown out. IP votes carry less weight than votes cast by a registered user, because anonymous IPs are grovelling insects in our eyes.

If your vote or nomination does not have a timestamp, it will be ignored.

Feel free to add an article - new ones at the top. You may nominate and vote for your own articles if you so choose - please note it on your nomination.

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Previous featured articles can be found on the archive pages.

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# Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must be at least a week old before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time.

VANITY REGULATION: Articles that meet the criteria for vanity may not be nominated.

## Cancer Porn

Nominate and for before somebody else does. --Spin 01:20, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

• Weak for. Only weak because... well, LOOK AT THE TITLE! Still, this is hilarious, and expertly done so it's not ACTUALLY explicit (well, at least no more than it HAS to be). I raise a glass to DG, who's successfully come up with the worst idea ever. Holocaust Tycoon(video game) has been defeated.-- 03:26, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against The wrong side of tasteful --The Rt. Hon. 07:53, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against, doesn't do it for me. -- 08:12, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• For my article. BTW, when I go to Hell for this, Splaka, Whywhywhy and Keitei are coming too - David Gerard 10:53, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• Good God. For. --Spang 11:06, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• I was there for its inception and its birth, now its time For its graduation. -- 12:16, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• DELETED!! I mean, against. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 12:30, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• For-This makes me laugh, regardless of how unright it is.--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 14:16, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I'm speechless. Unsettled.--Winston 14:55, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Just not funny. --Iritscen 16:24, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• For as per the cabal. --KATIE!! 22:05, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• FOR! It's superb and the execution and indeed very concept of pornography based around terminal illness is hillarious and NOT offensive and anyone who disagrees is a goddamn holocaust denier. - jack mort | cunt | talk -
• Against Dame  23:34, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. That's about as funny as cancer. -- 00:49, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Because I helped. Sorta. And regret it. And must share my pain. My battle with VFH. --Splaka 04:14, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

## Captain Obvious

• Nomination and for, this article has been nominated. -- 04:28, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
• I am voting for this article by using the bolded word for in the sentence. Twice, actually. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 11:02, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - This was an article. And it was funny. Thereby making it a funny article. --Imrealized 19:29, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. This article was about a guy whose name was Captain Obvious. Its style reminded me of the article called Redundancy, which was really, really redundant. Swordmaster 20:11, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
• My vote in this situation is 'for, which implies that I am voting for this article to be featured on the main page. -- 23:05, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
• For In other words, not against. User:So So 29 March 2006
• For. Yeah.-- 03:28, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, I would like this article to be featured. --Spang 11:31, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
~ Iritscen 16:30, 29 March 2006 (UTC) on the article on Captain Obvious
• For - Towards the middle, I was thinking "we're about to crash," but the plane righted itself and finished strong. Could use some polish, but generally well done and firmly dedicated to its lame central theme. Even the Kanye West quote was tolerable. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 16:40, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
• This is a vote for Captain Obvious becoming a featured article. The caster of this vote wants it on the front page. -Ximm

## NES

• Nominate and for that picture. Just so awesome. Family Guy Guy 04:20, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against - I'm dead sure this was nominated months ago and didn't make the cut. I'm not confident anything has changed since then. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 16:37, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
• NEG-A-TIVE. It was up before. And it wasn't ready for the big time then, either. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:49, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Somebody nom the pic to VFP, though.-- 03:50, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

## UnNews:Microsoft patant considarad valid

• Nom and for fuckin histarical! --LinkTGF 07:35, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against I don't get it... at all. -- Get saved! 12:07, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against No thanks. -- 12:49, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. It ams funny. --DeathByPie 17:10, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• I don't know how it's possible not to get it, it's simple: Microsoft patented the letter "e". Oh, and self-for (although credit goes to LinkTGF for the image and Brad for the audio version). - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 17:19, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. I'd vote on it for it's subtle-ness.. but it's kind of hard to miss... really. 17:24, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, but I feel like I'm giving these full for's away, using so many of them. This is a worthy article, though.-- 20:07, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against I get it all right, but this ain't for the front page...It's a overused joke. Be original. --The Rt. Hon. 22:02, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, SOMETHING from UnNews needs to be featured. -- 00:54, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame... Featured 3 days ago... 07:03, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
Also "Voice Chat". » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 18:26, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. How terrebly pun-ny.-- 12:39, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Unnews should have its own highlights--Rataube 13:52, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Check out the audio too. Gamiac 17:57, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - Davad Garard 09:31, 26 March 2006 (UTC) (sagnatura randarad compatabla wath Appla and Macrosoft patants)
• For because of Brad's reading.— 11:29, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Fine for UnNews though. -- 11:55, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

## Vote Fish Penis

I was alerted to this one when LinkTGF said on IRC, "that vote fish penis article has fucked my brain up". It does a pretty good job of the promise of the title IMO. Nominate and For - David Gerard 17:53, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

• For. Mumble mumble mumble... blame thank keitei 19:16, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Grumble grumble grumble... -- Get saved! 21:01, 23 March 2006 (UTC
• For. Penis penis penis... -- 23:41, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 06:46, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, because campaign slogans almost never make any sense.-- 20:05, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For this article, I am politically motivated (and even oddly compelled) to cast my vote. --DW III 09:08, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• For methods of mass-hypnosis. --— 21:20, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• Ewww.... For I liek dirty humor Flourentina 00:12, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• Penispenispenis. --KATIE!! 02:17, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• No. -- 11:59, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• Nope. Dame  23:05, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - Rough in spots and flat in others, in the end, vote fish penis has not only garnered my vote but somehow made me travel in time to 1987. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 13:55, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against---2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 22:12, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

## Hide and Go Jesus

Restored Featured Article Voting After Page Was Undeleted Please forgive me Yendor33 22:30, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

Nominate and For. A Jesus article that's actually novel and funny. The JesusCarton image is fantastic - David Gerard 07:57, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

• For once it's not a variation of Jesus. If VFP was open, I would nominate the milk carton picture. -- 08:43, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• Heh. I went to VFP to nominate the milk carton image myself - David Gerard 12:02, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Yeah, this is funny.-- 18:07, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For- wonderfully irreverant.--Claudius Prime 18:14, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. So well grounded. -- 22:03, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Wow, there is still original humour to be had from jesus! Who knew? --Spang 23:05, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against I can hardly read this with all the bolding and italics, which are non-uncyclopedic as well. --—rc (t) 08:24, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• Formatting goodered --—rc (t) 02:43, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Formatting eyesore. --KATIE!! 15:10, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

*CON-DI-TIO-NAL-NEG-A-TIVE!!! I'll reconsider supporting it if the melodramatic formatting is CHANGED!!! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:10, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

OK - I think I've fixed the formatting. I apologize for doing that wrong, but considered I've been at this for all of a week and a half (wiki in general, not just this site) I don't think I'm doing too bad. Yellow Dalek, thanks for giving a n00b the benefit of the doubt by letting me know there was something I could do to remedy things instead of just discouraging a newcomer by giving it an outright NO! vote. --Imrealized 17:57, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• And For - I better at least encourage myself before I lose all hope (I'm not that bad, am I)... right? --Imrealized 18:15, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• I approve. But please, move the contents table. I didn't even notice it the first time I veewed this article. -- 18:23, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. mumble... yeah, the contents table... mumble...Hah! Hide and go Jesus! -- Get saved! 23:02, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. But first you must find my vote! Look! It's over there! You win! --Spencer (yiff) Cheer up! Hitler's still dead. 03:44, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Please note that Imrealized is disillusioned (his words) and trying to delete all of his work including this article. Yendor33 10:54, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Yeah, I like it. --The Rt. Hon. 09:48, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. No, for. NO! Wait a sec. Delete. No, stop. Restore. Uh... Delete. No, I've changed my mind!! Restore. Screw the drama, kids. Against. -- 12:14, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

## Robot uprising

+ This one has a story behind it. It started out as Howto:Survive a Robot Uprising, but after consultation between Fasmine, Nytrospawn, and myself, it was merged here with my own material. Go and vote for, guys! --Hobelhouse 00:07, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Eh, whatever.  c • > •  00:50, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- 06:58, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• For--Rataube 22:11, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- 22:47, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - David Gerard 08:01, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For --Claudius Prime 18:19, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for. Eh, not having Famine voting for all over this one makes this JUST good enough for a vote from me.-- 19:09, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! Even if it is sadly lacking a Dalek contingency. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:26, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against Unoriginal and uninspired. 15:42, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• Agin'. Not very funny, relies on the word "fuck" to save it's sorry ass. IMHO as a n00b. -- Get saved! 23:30, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weak For. --— 21:25, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. sry :( -- 23:34, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weak For --The Rt. Hon. 10:02, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. -- 12:07, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against - Some very bright moments, but too uneven. A promising start to the end of humanity. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 14:22, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Splendid --Maggot infested testicles 13:22, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

• Nominate and vote - Got to this through the News Links. Very funny take on a load of Google products rolled into one!--DrPoodle 19:53, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, as this is the second article I helped cultivate into apparently VFH-worthy stuff in one day. Hooray for me. --Spang 21:52, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, I will be getting my own gHouse soon. --OsirisX 02:03, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• For--this is hilarious. Nora 02:41, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for. This is kinda humorous. I recorded the news story though, so I HAVE to vote for. Regulations, and all.-- 18:21, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For because -- Get saved! 23:37, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. When I started this article, it was quite short. I'm impressed by other people's contributions, particularly the text on gHouses and the UnNews. Plus, we don't want Google to get away with a cover-up! -- Bloopy 21:21, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

## John Cage

Nominate and Strong For - This is hysterical brilliance. It helps to know a little about Cage, but I think it'd be funny without that knowledge. Very well-written comedy. --Imrealized 07:09, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

• Silence... (Cough, cough.) ... ... ...For. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 07:44, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• 2+2 --Hubert Cumberdale 15:39, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIRM-A-TIVE --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:45, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, seeing as I wrote most of it. The only thing I know about John Cage is that he wrote 4'33", and that was enough to make it funny for me. --Spang 17:33, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• Oh, and if you vote for, a keep in its VFD entry wouldn't go amiss. It won VFD. --Spang 23:00, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - nice addition to the composer pages :) --Lurgy 15:13, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Man, this guy WAS high on kittens...-- 18:13, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Amusing, and 4' 33" is my favorite song so I must vote yes! -- Get saved! 23:48, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - I like to say 'exuberant' often, not just for effect, but as a real descriptor. This writing is clever and exuberant, and made me chuckle. Well done, I say, well done. — Cornet Sir Wilde Weas'l KUN VFH FP (Witty Remarkes) 15:17, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

## UnNews:Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted

Self-nomination and for. Just testing the water. This seems like the best way to get feedback on things. And Todd's reading makes it really cool. -- 23:33, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

• Against. Boo religion jokes. -- 04:14, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment Religion jokes are bad only if they are ignorant, and I did my research. -- 15:56, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, even if religion isn't as inherently funny as cancer, say - David Gerard 15:38, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - Even though God is never available for a comment. Good stuff. --Imrealized 16:19, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - I have never been so offended! Religion and comedy do not mix! — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 16:23, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Shame on your people for pointing out mathematical fallacies in a major religion. You're all going to Hell (as well as, apparently, millions of the faithful).-- 20:13, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• I suppose so. We definately need an UnNews featured article, this is getting insane. 20:49, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. If it's not obvious, I'm reading the recent UnNews stories I like the best (though it's been hard to resist the egotistical temptation to read all my own stories). :) ~ T. (talk) 03:28, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• For I agree with Tompkins --The Rt. Hon. 13:56, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• Mild against. It's kinda funny, but not really funny enough to be featured --Joewithajay 14:15, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:48, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. An UnNews feature would be good. --Spang 18:00, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• FOR A large FOR because the article is funny, Jehovah's Witnesses are funny, and anything about God is funny. Good one. -- Get saved! 23:53, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

AGAINST. Unnews should have its own highlights--Rataube 13:57, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

• DON'T FEATURE UNNEWS! 22:43, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

## 127.0.0.1

• ... - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 07:36, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Though I suspect I just don't get it.-- 17:36, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
127.0.0.1 is a loopback address to localhost (your own computer). ~ T. (talk) 20:24, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for. Gotcha, elaborate insult for those not good w/computers (like me). You win (weak for having to have it explained).-- 22:17, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
• 444.4.4.4 --KATIE!! 21:57, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
• 4.4.4.4. Needs a little tidying and a picture, but it's a good joke - David Gerard 22:02, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. 127.0.0.1 got me =[! --OsirisX 02:10, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. It may just be because I contributed to the article a little, but still... -- 04:13, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• 44.4.4.44 -- CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 11:32, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against This ain't front page material. --The Rt. Hon. 13:54, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against- We need articles on real or at least relevent topics people.--Claudius Prime 21:23, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment: How is this irrelevent? Is this not Uncyclopedia? Do you even know what localhost is? -- 22:05, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
Response:Okay, maybe 'relevent' is the wrong word, what I'm trying to say is that many of the most basic articles lack completion or even humor, and someone (you?) is wasting their time on this...?!--Claudius Prime 22:23, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For 127.0.0.1 is a relative topic. It separates nerds from men.-- Swami A. Suresh 22:11, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against Has nothing to do with Uncyclopedia or the internet. 15:46, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• NEG-A-TIVE. Cleverness doth not "teh funni" make. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:14, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• NOTE: If you really don't get this, read this before voting against.

-- 23:51, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

• For. I must agree with Suresh on this one. --DeathByPie 00:51, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against.--Rataube 14:05, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Really, kids. There are plenty many nerds out there (and in here) for this one to fly. The fact that it baffles some people only makes it funnier to me. -- 21:59, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against - I only have an Associates Degree in Nerdology from DeVry, so sadly, this is over my head. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 14:48, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

## Teenager

• Nominate and For: damned punks always ridin' their rollerboards and drivin' too fast. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:08, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• Damned hooligans. For. --— 19:56, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. nication. good. *nods* --- - jack mort | cunt | talk - 22:03, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Because if I didn't vote for my own stuff, they wouldn't have a chance in Hell. 22:16, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Like the whining 'In my day...' tone of the article. --The Rt. Hon. 22:23, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• I support this important public message. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 00:33, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
• If I voted politically, it'd be a weak for, but I have to vote the way an article itself hits me, so I must say weak against. Sorry, Tomp, this just didn't hit me with TEH FUNNAY.-- 04:19, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
• for! I like it a lot, it's be a great addition to the featured article family. remember, every family needs a teenager. --ThEBaGmAn 14:46, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's my adopted son. --Boy Toy bitch at me 21:09, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. --OsirisX 07:20, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
• Word-- Swami A. Suresh 08:00, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
• For--Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~ 09:46, 17 March 2006 (UTC).
• Comment: The best thing about this article: It came from VFD! User:TD 20:21, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
• Comment: Actually, it seems that alot of the more recent noms have come from VFD...like... 2, interesting.. 22:09, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• For--Spin 02:23, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Young whippersnappers!--(~Sir)Nuke || Talk v MUN v Not An Admin v Completely Unimportant 22:14, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! oil...can!... ...oil...can! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:21, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Tmopkisn. --KATIE!! 15:16, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against Good topic, not very funny, has potential. -- Get saved! 12:42, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
Umm... any advice? 08:57, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

## Women's Suffrage

• Nominate + for. This turned out really well, I thought. Is this the first article I've nominated? I think it might be!  c • > •  06:18, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. I liked it enough to make a brief edit. Good job WW.  – Mahroww a.k.a.  07:48, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's tragic, really. Great use of a pun.-- 17:31, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• YES! and we suffer because we give, and we give, and we give.... Dame  00:37, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. This is amazing. --KATIE!! 12:34, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
Invalid votes -- 15:14, 25 March 2006 (UTC) Incontinent user --KATIE!! 23:24, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• For what did you strike out the misfortunes of this informed pair? Let the women suffer for all I care. --Carlb 17:38, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Before this article, I wasn't aware of the problems that plague women. I now feel that much worse about being a male. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 23:06, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• For The article has a horrible masculine normative point of view. -- Swami A. Suresh 12:12, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• This is excellent...I'm going with For (and it's especially nice to see a red link on Tara Reid, meaning she's already become pretty obsolete.) --Imrealized 11:12, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• For: A favorite joke of mine. People can be so easily misled. I believe that the intelligent should rightfully rule over the stupid... and this article showcases an excellent way to rule out the stupid ones. I support "Women's Suffrage". TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 15:05, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! After some debate, I laughed. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:16, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 18:49, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For--Rataube 14:08, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - Though I am not a woman, I do suffer as well. And I'm fairly certain I wrote this article, though it might have been another Wild Weasel. Cornet Sir Wilde Weas'l KUN VFH FP (Witty Remarkes) 14:54, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

## Self-aggrandizement

• Self-Nominate because it is infinitely crucial to the survival of the Uncyclopedia and the entire Universe. --
• For - this actually inspired me to write Humility.  c • > •  02:51, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
• For It's vanity, yet not. Great idea! -- – Mahroww a.k.a.  06:22, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
• For!— 07:50, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. While I don't think this article is quite as funny as the Humility article below, I cannot in good conscience vote it as any lower. Good job on the original idea, Xiao Li.-- 18:49, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• For This article beats giants.--Rataube 01:31, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Neutral. I like the concept, but it could be just as effective sustituting a general "I" in place of a user name, I think. ~ T. (talk) 04:23, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, if only because of the adaptation of {{vfh}}. --KATIE!! 05:29, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• I, as in me cast my vote FOR this article. I insist, its the least that I can do. Dame  18:45, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against- To short, and how many times do I have to see that stupid tree getting hit by lightning picture in this life??--Claudius Prime 15:08, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against Not really all that witty. -- Get saved! 12:38, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against - Hyperbole is a risky way to travel. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 16:42, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

## Do NOT click any links!

• For - this is very much featured material --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H ]] 23:30, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Nominate - tour de force - David Gerard 17:51, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• Article 4, section 3, paragraph 9 of the "Uncyclopedia User's Guide" DEMANDS that I vote for my own stuff when it get nominated.-- 18:22, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Would I get credit for this article given the fact that I am responsible for the whole asplodure of Brad's computer? --officer designate Lugiatm 18:55, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against because I'm a jerk.— 23:21, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, because I'm not a jerk. --OsirisX 01:30, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's good to see a truly educational article at Uncyclopedia. --Rabidwombat27 02:49, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against because I completely agree with Mandaliet.  :) Oh, and it's fluff. ~ T. (talk) 03:25, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against because I have no mind of my own...I vote how Todd votes. :) -- – Mahroww a.k.a.  08:17, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Autofor for self-references. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 15:14, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Educational, but not well written. --Zyrac 17:35, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. I made some slight changes. Anyone think it's funnier this way? --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 18:07, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. An Uncyclopedia article that's actually useful in the real world. --66.27.9.105 21:51, 5 March 2006 (UTC)eggman n3
• For. Aye. --- Village IdiotKUN Free Speech 01:50, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. --KATIE!! 13:02, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Sorry, doesn't do it for me. -- 08:14, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• For because clicking is essential to human interaction, 84.230.190.148 17:48, 21 March 2006 (UTC) but am i allowed to vote?
• Against - Just not enough meat. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 14:12, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. veeeeeerry good, very topical, apt. I clicked a link tho and was disapointed not to be better punished, so only 9/10. --Jack Mort 17:26, 11 March 2006 (GMT)
• For because I kept fearing Goatse would come up, and then it didn't, and that means puppies didn't cry. Jlove1982 21:47, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Really humorous, I like very much R'son-W 06:53, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• Plusgood I enjoy how far it goes if you do click links. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 16:57, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. One of those articles with no real meat, but is all in the way it is written, like redundancy and Alliteration. --The Rt. Hon. 22:35, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- 04:25, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against: Lame. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:06, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against:Lame because it doesn't even have 500 words, are people just getting lazier??--Claudius Prime 15:12, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. I don't have to give a reason because I'm an American, goddamnit! -- Get saved! 13:07, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For Very funny, the length of an article(or lack thereof)shouldn't matter if it's funny. Gamiac 19:33, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Ooops! I clicked the edit link.... Flourentina 00:21, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

## Goa Tse

• Nominate. Nice riff on what you may have thought was an exhausted meme - David Gerard 17:29, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• Nein. The very word "goatse" causes me to vomit. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 17:32, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• Comment. Did you read the actual article, Sikon, or are you just subscribing to the Do NOT click any links! philosophy?-- 17:35, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against. This article is very, very well done. I just can't bring myself to vote for anything goatse-related for the front page. Especially after Yesterday...-- 17:35, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• Also strong against. Rocky Mountain Oysters was bad enough, then sexual innuendo, can't we keep the front page SFW? --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 20:01, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
"SFW?" "So Fucking What?" (yes, I know.) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:10, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
• For.— 23:28, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. --OsirisX 01:34, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Strong Against. -- 01:55, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - I'm too lazy to click on the article link and want to read it on the front page. Guinness2702 02:04, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. It could use some more content. -- – Mahroww a.k.a.  08:22, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. So disgusting, so wrong. But I couldn't care less. 17:24, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Biased but For -- 17:48, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Enhanced by Mhaille - me too steps out of the closet. -- Swami A. Suresh 03:49, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
• For with a smirking grin. --KATIE!! 13:05, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
• For want pie now --Willy on wheels! 12:43, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• For the quotes alone are hilarious :) --Huffers 03:06, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Too deep for me. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 20:30, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• For YES! good. an original take on goatse that won't make you gag. --JackMort 12:45, 10 March 2006 (GMT)
• For. A Goatse on every computer in every school by 2007. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:58, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against - In what appears to be a sadly predictable trend for me. Even though the subject manner is handled cleverly, it's still one big anal sex joke at the end of the day. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 17:44, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weak NEG-A-TIVE. I like this. I really do. It's smart, and I laughed. But I have to agree that the front page is starting to get too predictable in its display of crassness. I'm all for smutting it up, but too much of a good thing, and all that... maybe later. Yeah, definitely later. And no, not like that, you filthy bastards. I'm a trashcan. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:10, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. No Goatse!!!--Anon32 22:57, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
• OH my fucking god, that is so disturbing! FOR! -- 04:27, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• Sure -- CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 11:33, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Subtle and funny: I like it. -- Get saved! 13:17, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Jump on the bandwagon. --The Rt. Hon. 19:43, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• Strong Against. This would require an NSFWArticle for it to be featured, and it would mean some workplaces could block Uncyclopedia from their servers. --Sir Velair Wight 04:37, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

## War on Humor

• Self-nomination and for. I may have waited too long to put this up for voting, but I still find the idea hilarious.-- 01:30, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - I especially like the part starting with the Jains and ending with the Teletubbies.  c • > •  01:44, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Heh, yes, and I thank you for your help, Some User.-- 01:57, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• Of Course. 01:46, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against. Not good enough for the front page.--Rataube 02:10, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. I downloaded that picture.--Mrasdfghjkl 11:24, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. I added the Scientologists. - David Gerard 17:35, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• $\sum_{k=0}^1 \left(2k+1\right)$ 00:49, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Two PG Tips thumbs up. --The Rt. Hon. 22:38, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against, it could be improved. Make it Unews, and make it like "A way on humor has been instated by the UN." -- 23:24, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Good writing, funny, makes fun of religion... these are the reasons it smells good to me. -- Get saved! 13:52, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

## Distraction

Some of it... I had just read an article in National Geographic the night before. So, I tried to remember as best I could. So, in conclusion, there may be one or two facts in there... 03:38, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
• For this is great! --The Rt. Hon. 10:11, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

## That old woman next door

Amusing. --Hobelhouse 22:15, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

• Against. Doesn't make me laugh.-- 02:45, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• For --Lurgy 05:11, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Been there... 14:56, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Just because she watching me, right now. Dame  14:59, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. This article scares me. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 01:32, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, because that's just how I feel at the moment.  c • > •  01:46, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - great piece of writing, original, really uses the encyclopedia parody aspect as well. Everything you could want from an exemplary Uncyclopedia feature - David Gerard 17:42, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. (Insert reason here.)— 18:20, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Wow...Bradley, you're such an ass.  ;) -- – Mahroww a.k.a.  21:03, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment. I can't help it! I didn't get enough love as a child!-- 18:02, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
Comment. Yes you can. As Sophia tells us "To receive love, you must give love." Love The Old Woman Next Door and your life will change for the better. Dame  15:04, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• For It made me think of Grey Gables and Little Edie and all those grand old times. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 20:32, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• For I literally laughed out loud R'son-W 07:07, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• Nah. ~ T. (talk) 02:31, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against Humour? Satire? Where? --The Rt. Hon. 21:15, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - Something most can relate to... my wife fears becoming that psycho old lady some day. -- Get saved! 15:45, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

## Lincoln-Douglas Debates

• This is only the second time that I've nominated my own stuff, but since it's been implied that I'm a washed up, has-been writer, I'm submitting one of my newer articles for consideration Nominate'D and For'D--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 21:14, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for. Made me chortle.-- 22:16, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• Sure. Meh. 22:18, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• For - David Gerard 07:52, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
• For - The dialogue makes it. Makes it good. And funny. — Cornet Sir Wilde Weas'l KUN VFH FP (Witty Remarkes) 13:13, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, but is there a picture Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 22:15, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• Comment I don't have photshop, and wouldn't know how to use it if I did...Paging RadicalX--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 14:35, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Ah, my son is home for the weekend. Better yet, he's in a mood. Perhaps if I torment him a bit he can think of something. 20:35, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Comment: I know its bad to do this, but I tweaked the article and replaced Kirk Douglas with James "Buster" Douglas, and went ahead with a graphic of Abraham Lincoln getting ready to throw a dirty punch. I hope I didn't step on toes. Dame  18:40, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• No worries pretty, I rewrited it to fit the "new" Douglas, and added more!!! Nice pic BTW

-slack

• For. Amusing. -- Get saved! 15:55, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Bit of a US-in house joke. --The Rt. Hon. 10:13, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

## Wildeboys

• First off, don't be hatin'. I know it's Oscar Wilde (omg clichézilla!). However, take the time to read this article. Its subtlety brings me to nominate a band article, which are the bane of my existence. It's satire at its best fairly good state okay...ness. --KATIE!! 04:39, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
• For. I wrote a cliché once, well sorta... It was kinda just one big cliché, making fun of clichés... you get the idea. 04:43, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
• For - Light, breezy, stupid. I likes it. Cornet Sir Wilde Weas'l KUN VFH FP (Witty Remarkes) 15:01, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• Fourth. ~ T. (talk) 17:20, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood, but this didn't make me laugh.-- 18:12, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• Wow.....its so rare that I get to For my own article....might as well make the most of it. :) -- 21:41, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• For. And I now need to write Clichézilla. - David Gerard 07:57, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
• For » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 11:06, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Dunno what you were thinking of doing a band article ;p Wilde used the way he was supposed to be (wittily). --JackMort 18:17, 11 March 2006 (GMT)
• For - I really enjoyed this one; then again I'm new so I am still enjoying the Wilde-thing. But this was a very unique approach. --Imrealized 11:25, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against - Anything involving Oscar Wilde is funny. But I didn't feel as if this is exerting its full humour potential. Maybe a mock discography, and other additions could make it funnier. --Charles "KaRoLuS" Tindall 12:37, 24 March 2006 (EST)
• For. Funny, witty, and above all, witty. -- Get saved! 16:06, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

• More self-reference! - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 15:33, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
• Why the heck is it NRV'd? That's awesome! FOR in bold capital letters. --— 17:35, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
• It isn't NRV'd, it's a joke. It always shows the current date as the NRV placement date (Spl4rk@ 1\$ 73h h@x0r!). - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 18:47, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against. Eh, didn't make me laugh...-- 18:26, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
• Why the hell did you nominate this? Eh... w/e, For. 21:22, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
• A totally selfish for.Tom Veil 22:35, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
• Comment - I can't delete this article, even if I wanted to. That would make me a vandal. As the Vandals said, "Hitler Bad, Vandals Good." Indeed. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp sex & violence! 11:44, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
• For - David Gerard 14:16, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for -Deathz0r 00:01, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
• Phöre--71.225.60.215 02:04, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
• for --His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 02:08, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
• No funnies lie in this comment, and no secret messages either. -- CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 22:31, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
• Against.--Winston 14:45, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
• For. Yelling is fun. EmoElmo 15:17, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
• FOR. EmoElmo, you fail at yelling. THAT'S how it's done. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 19:46, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
• For. Too funny. --Gamiac 22:47, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
• For Very creative. This should be added to HTBFANJS.--Jtaylor1 02:36, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
• For. But of course, some vandals had to blank it! Err, well... For the blank too. --El Dac Vin 16:01, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weaker For than is actually possible, this might as well be a "Why not, it's not like it's going to kill me if we dont.": It's a vanity page... --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Torture Water Dog Fart Trombone 18:56, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• Do not delete this (for) vote. -- 02:32, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Sorry Tompkins, but I really really want to delete this. And not to be ironic either. -- 06:06, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. *insert generic "do not" comment here*--⇔ 06:09, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
• FOR Funny, original, creative, what's not to love? R'son-W 07:00, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Love it. --Materialist 00:34, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

## Marcel Proust

• Nominated for delightfully subtle hilariousness(!). --DWIII 02:44, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Well I was just about to vote against this, but then I started reading further, and noticed that there was not a single period in the entire aritcle, i thought this odd and began to imagine how i would yell at you for nominated a stub with the longest run-on sentence I've ever seen, however, I noticed that there was a quote on top which made the entire article very funny indeed, so now I will vote For, 02:49, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Weak For. Oh, once again, more literature and less mathematical crap :) But remove the Style Joke template, a joke is not funny if it needs to be explained. Just add the "so called expert" template.--Rataube 03:23, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Weak For (half vote). Remove the extraneous template and I might change it to a full vote. -- 03:26, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Against Proust deserves better than this.--Claudius Prime 04:25, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against Funny? Yes, but hard on the eyes.--Bradaphraser 22:20, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• For Hard on the eyes? Isn't that a good thing?--Scythe33 00:41, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• For. I expect RC can chop it off at some arbitrary poin David Gerard 00:56, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• For. Doug 23:13, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
• For, but really this should be on Edward Bulwer-Lytton. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:56, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- 03:31, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - Although I admit I am largely unfamiliar with Proust's style, the quality of the parody shines through. I would like to see a little formatting, however. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 13:22, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Yes! Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 20:37, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, and I thought I voted for this before.— 03:44, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• OuiDame  15:29, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• For and a half - This is what we need more of. --Imrealized 10:56, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
• For If one could have not realised that parodic genius was flowing through the author's viens at that then very moment, then one was not to have lived; not have flown across milions of miles of oceans of metaphors; not witnessed the end of the world and the extropolation; the death, demise, doom, denoenment of the very thing which we all hold so close to our, hearts, the ultimate, powerful, all-mighty gift of Sophia, Uncyclopedia, as the many unillustrious and unenobled, crass, cretinous, cheap and poor attempts to write humour and satire devolved into a sprawling mass, then plastered on the wall for all to see. (In other words, just what we need for the front page!) --The Rt. Hon. 21:22, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

## Le Corbusier

• God I hate this guy. Nominate - David Gerard 14:15, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
• Machine For Yes-Vote - --Some user 14:51, 21 January 2006 (UTC) (and I like the custom VFH tag, too - thanks David!)
• For I don't get most of it, but I can still see the humor here.--Bradaphraser 18:13, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
• For. Never heard of him, but funny nonetheless. -- 23:11, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
• Ask the so-called experts. The man responsible for modern architecture resembling dystopian sci-fi movies - David Gerard 21:42, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
• I'm way too lazy to click that link... could you put it on the page for us uneducated losres?--Bradaphraser 01:02, 23 January 2006 (UTC) [Done - --Some user 02:22, 24 January 2006 (UTC)]
• For -- Droopy 03:40, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
• Machines for voting. --Hobelhouse 00:57, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
• For. Very funny. For those who don't know who he is, I think this line in Wikipedia sums it up: "Le Corbusier's theories were adopted by the builders of public housing in the United States. For the design of the buildings themselves, Le Corbusier said "by law, all buildings should be white" and criticized any effort at ornamentation." -- Rei 16:43, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
• Weak For. The end is a little too repetitive, a machine of repetition.--Rataube 21:37, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Sorry but this isn't front page material.--Unissakävelijä 15:24, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
• For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 04:42, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Weak Against. As rataube said the end's repetitive, and the rest of it is just too normal, not very twisted. 17:35, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For Had Corbu lived to read this, he would have dubbed it bourgeois, and thats good enough for me! Prettiestpretty 02:09, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
• Purrrrrr Had he lived to see this, it certainly would have killed him. Me like. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 20:36, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
• Nah. Been thinking about this one for some time now. ~ T. (talk) 02:32, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

## Star Trek:Voyager

• Nominated - David Gerard 13:57, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
• Acknowledged. --Andrusi 17:25, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for Man, I hated this series, but the article is funny.--Bradaphraser 19:31, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
• For --Caiman 17:27, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
• I think I'm even done writing it now. For. -- 06:03, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
• For! This is teh funnay. --Morlark MUN NS (talk) 07:54, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
• For I give it a 7 out of 9! Though it sadly may be too factual, very sadly--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 23:38, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• For KHAAAAAAAAN! Oh, wait, wrong Trek. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:37, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against. The song is awesome, but the sections after that are more snarky than funny.Tom Veil 22:41, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
• Comment: I see what you mean and have tried to adress this problem by adding more content that has a serious tone. -- 04:57, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
• Weak For. Blame Spock. 19:13, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
• OMFGZYAIS FOR: At first glance it seemed factual and uninteresting but as soon as I actually started reading it, I came to be aware of what genius this article is. --Sir gwax (talk) 04:43, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
• For Although, it's probably necessary to have a basic knowledge of Voyager. Otherwise it may seem factual and uninteresting. There's a whole lot of references to pop culture, historical events, etc that make it especially funny. Very subtle humor for the most part. -- – Mahroww a.k.a.  23:58, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
• For. Despite my attempts to destroy the competition by repeated and reckless copyediting, this article is still good.  ;-) Subtle, yes, but I really like that. We get plenty from the other side of the spectrum. ~ T. (talk) 05:25, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
• Against - Makes me want to watch Voyager so I understand the jokes. Very well-written, though. Cornet Sir Wilde Weas'l KUN VFH FP (Witty Remarkes) 12:54, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Absolutely hilarious. --Surreal Hamster 21:06, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

## Maozilla

Chron suggested we nominated it again. I can't believe it wasn't featured. For. --Rataube 19:40, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• Ok, for. I must confess, this made me laugh.--Bradaphraser 20:37, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For Kakun 21:43, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For --Chronarion 22:58, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• ForForFor. --KATIE!! 00:21, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For and may I say very clever too. Prettiestpretty 00:40, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For - I like his take on Tianemen Smowton 00:51, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:02, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For -- 14:08, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For Probably the highest quality article on this page. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 17:32, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• 32/8. Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 16:22, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• Against - (yeah, I know, this makes me a pariah here, but I just didn't find it humorous.) Insane? Check. Well-executed? Double check. But no gut-buster, this. --King In Yellow 16:50, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• Delete, erh, Against. ^_^. I quite agree with KIY. I have read this article repeatedly and just cannot appreiciate it enough to be neutral on it.--Winston 20:50, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
• McFeast. This is funny in its own way. Worth featuring IMVHAIO --Dr. Pepper 21:56, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
• Weak Against. I hate mosters. Ever since that damn SimCity... 20:49, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
• For. 毛主席万岁! -- 00:20, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against I find it hard not to say Delete sometimes.... --The Rt. Hon. 20:01, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

# Previously Featured

Featured --—rc (t) 05:56, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

Nomination and strongest possible for. Ok, it's short, and if you didn't read lolita don't bother with this one. But if you did, OMG! I almost cried. Billiant, brilliant! Best written-in-the-style-of-the-title article ever!!!!--Rataube 07:09, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

• Half a for. Needs just a little more cowbell. And a pic. Possibly something anime. (Yeah, I've been tweaking 4chan again.) - David Gerard 09:13, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
Full for. That picture had me reaching for my sporks - David Gerard 14:55, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Mild Against.--Winston 14:21, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
• YES! OH YES! 21:35, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
• For. --Gamiac 22:35, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
• For I added a picture (not especially creative, but I like it) but it still needs a caption. Somebody with a copy of Lolita on hand could probably find something pretty easily. --Spin 02:44, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
• For?— 03:41, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
• "It makes me feel like a moth attracted to the light; I know not why, just that I must."- Nabokovpretty, FOR Dame  16:22, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
• Yes, please God yes. It was a scintillating tingle traversing from my palette to beyond
• Unsigned. --—rc (t) 04:43, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• Ehhh, For. Why not.  c • > •  05:15, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• For. If it can make me laugh when I don't even get it, it's worthy.-- 16:41, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• For Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 19:12, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, by jove! -- Major Major 13:17, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Brilliant!--67.172.96.154 05:05, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
• Bah, only losers sign in when they vote. -- Rabidwombat27 18:07, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
• For --
• For--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 20:44, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. LMSO. -- Get saved! 16:12, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For --The Rt. Hon. 19:55, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

## Bear

Featured --—rc (t) 06:07, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

• Selfnomification - Not political or religious. Just our furry, stinky friend, the bear. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 12:15, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• This is by far the most beautiful article I have read in a long time. --KATIE!! 13:36, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• STRONG-AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! God DAMN, WW, give me lessons! This is a gem! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:12, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• Strong Yea - You must have a team of comedy writers living in your cranium; either that or you're British. Thanks for more laughs. --Imrealized 17:41, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. This is the funniest thing I've seen on here in... well, for a really long time. You gotta love the dialect between the Bear and the Elk. 22:23, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against, too British. -- 22:45, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• for messa likes it! got something for everyone--ThEBaGmAn 23:12, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. Tour de force (that means "it takes a good idea and does everything that can be done with it really well") - David Gerard 07:57, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• Much Applause! For!. Good job... thumbs up... Pip-pip, cheerio and all that rot... TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 15:09, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For: I never would have thought that I'd get that many chuckles reading about bears; kudos. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:58, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For- I give this article a C+ for Humor, but an A for effort.--Claudius Prime 19:00, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for. I'm with Claudius Prime. It's got enough effort to get a vote, and not unfunny.-- 19:06, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For! I like it, I do. --Spang 23:01, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. very funny, well written (mostly). -- Get saved! 23:21, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Hillarious --Yendor33 11:08, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For This is exactly what the front page needs. --UtarEmpire 22:26, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

*For. Hehehe, nice.

Vote void, no sig. -- 01:43, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• FOR, because it's cute (and has a dirty pic!) Flourentina 00:17, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, for, a thousand times for. This asses my kick, or something.— 09:40, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. A good attempt at a tough subject. A bit dirty, but that's fine too. (Who am I to call him on that?) -- 21:57, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

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