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*'''For'''. {{User:15Mickey20/sig}} 23:38, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. {{User:15Mickey20/sig}} 23:38, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
==[[HowTo:Live in an RPG]]==
{{s|+19 Frost Damage to Undead and [[Cabbage|Cabbages]]}}
'''Featured''' {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 08:42, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''Nom and For''' I found this one especially tickled my funny bone. It has great images, lost of jokes, and a good concept. Looks good to me. --{{User:Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy/sig}} 21:05, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Utterly hilarious. God, I'm such a geek... -- [[User:Rei|Rei]] 01:04, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' -- {{User:NeedABrain/sig}} 01:07, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''F☭R''', Even though it didn't tell me a damn thin' 'bout livin' in an [[wikipedia:Rocket propelled grenade|RPG]]. {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}} 03:28, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''FOR''', I wrote it a long time ago and decided to publish here in uncyclo' just to make some people laugh a little. I wasn't expecting a nomination. Thanks Gustavo! --{{User:FoxyBabe/sig}} 12:38, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' {{User:Jack_mort/sig}} 13:08, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Great stuff...but really nerdy! [[User:Smrt-guy|Smrt-guy]] 23:19, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
:*Hey, nerdy stuff can be fun. I also make money writing game reviews for a website. Oh God, I'm a nerdy girl. --{{User:FoxyBabe/sig}} 13:11, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
:*And she is thin! And blond. And pretty. Isn't she amazing? -- {{User:NeedABrain/sig}} 14:17, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
*<s>'''for''' 38/40 Famitsu score.19:24, 15 February 2007 (UTC)</s> Unsigned vote. {{User:Alksub/sig}} 23:51, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' --[[User:Kelpan|Kelpan]] 21:46, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''', even though I know nothing about video games that aren't Pro Evo Soccer. {{User:15Mickey20/sig}} 23:33, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' great justice! Wait, wrong genre. Um. Have I lost an eighth? --[[User:El Zoof|El Zoof]] 02:37, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Really good.--[[User:Lt. Wyoming|Lt. Wyoming]] 04:35, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I remember when Ultima IV was cutting edge . . . sigh . . . but nice to know people still don't lock things in RPGs.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 15:33, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Dancing mushrooms are funny. --[[User:Naughty Budgie|Naughty Budgie]] 08:49, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' --{{User:Crazyswordsman/sig}} 04:06, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Damn I love HowTos! [[User:High General Grue|High General Grue]] 04:39, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''Weak for'''. Some of the writing could be cleaner, but the satire on a subject that desperately needs it is dead on. {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig}} 02:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Damn it feels good to be an adventura. --{{User:Kalir/sig}} 16:08, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' LOL, welcome in every house and free to mess with the dog, the pretty daughter, and open cabinets to take things, they don't mind lol --[[User:Uncle J|Uncle J]] 16:11, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' A million hit points and maximum charisma! --{{User:Cap'n Ben/sig}} 23:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Revision as of 12:59, February 25, 2007

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Charles Dickens

Score: +6 Orphan Thieves
  • Nom and For - My first "style joke" article, and I believe it came out rather swimmingly. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 17:59, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • This is an entry in an electronic registry affirming the quality of a licensed submission to a web site, known by certain laypersons as a vote for. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:51, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • The man sat down in front of a square screen, with an unusual number of small buttons mounted beneath him, each with a letter of the Roman alphabet. Drawing himself up, he typed for.--Procopius 21:18, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Altough I'm ashamed to tell that I could not read it until the end, not that I am an unpolished working-class thug (yet still a sensible human being) and instead I may add the point regarding the article's prolixity, that is an writing style on itself but become somewhat unfashionable during the XX century when, by the way, all sensibilities become a little blunt, I'm afraid to tell. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 21:29, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:39, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 23:12, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage

Score: +8 Heart Pieces
  • All my base are belong to this article One of the funniest things I've read in Uncyclopedia. Congrats. Groove Bones 13:58 24 February 2007
  • Nom, and a vote for. Really well written news article that is funny without having to mention kittens or grues etc.--Benny Goodman 17:36, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I tried to buy a Wii. After failing to locate one at any local store, I was reduced to wandering the streets yelling "Wii!". Send bail money. Fast. Bubba's got this look in his eye. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:32, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It's funny, but a lot more could be done with it besides the "breaking pots" angle. Throw in some chicken abuse, lawn defacement, etc. and I'll gladly remove my Against. —rc (t) 19:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For- I can't believe no one has thought of this already lol --Uncle J 20:21, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • That was unintentional... I hadn't read that article. Though it is interesting that I happened to write it within a close vicinity of time after. I never intend to plagiarize, I'm not a Carlos Mencia. I attempt avoid that at all costs, and I actually did a bit of searching on here for any UnNews related to Link/Zelda to make sure it wasn't too similar to anything. I happened to miss the fact that the RPG article, which has conceptual similarities, could have any resemblance. - AhhDiddums 21:39, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • In that case, see bellow. ;) -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 21:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

English gods

Score: +2 Children Educated
  • Nom,Writer,For&Comment All grammar mistakes are intentional or assumed intentional if I actaully made a few mistakes.--Lt. Wyoming 05:12, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Like "actaully"? JK; we all do.—Lenoxus 00:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For The pictures really help the article.--Gaberou 05:52, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. It's well-written, but unfocused.--Procopius 16:40, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - What have I told you about formatting, silly bean? Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 17:55, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for They are right it could be better but it's still good.--Dr. Fenwick 18:11, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. it does need ..streamlining, bloody good though - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:23, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. The current name doesn't quite seem to fit the precise concept; I've proposed several possible moves on the talkpage (though not a template on the main, because there is more than one possibility). — Lenoxus 00:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One)

Score: +15 Octopi
  • Nom and for Absolutely hilarious! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Cap and Ben said it all. —Braydie 02:54, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Go for it. --Andorin Kato 05:56, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I saw Modusoperandi moving a bunch of redirects to this page around on recent changes earlier today, and talking up plenty of space whilst doing it. Also, its a funny article, with good drawings. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:54, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For more pages with octopus. Oh, and babies. Both are adorable.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:53, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Mild 4. --L 12:08, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I try not to vote for too many HowTo articles, but this one is great. For. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:11, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- Pretty damn good. Even better if I sign my vote. --Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 15:27, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Long title -- did Squiggle possess MO at some point?--Procopius 16:45, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Bad boy Modus. I love evil stuff. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 19:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:20, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, but I swear that I did not write the title. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:00, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--lives up to the warning at the top--Shandon 23:28, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:56, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Holy crap that's hilarious! User:Wehpudicabok/sig 04:37, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism

Score: ☭9 traitors denounced for M&M's
  • N☭MINATION & F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 22:39, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R Amazing article. In Soviet Russia, Communism learns YOU!!--Jsemmens 23:23, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R Hilari☭us! F☭r the M☭therland!!!--User:Zerotrousers/sig 23:51, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. /me hides under desk while Russian Reversals fly by.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:39, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For the revolution!. I owe you a pack of M&M's, comrade Mayfair! ;) -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 19:20, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For This is good. —Braydie 20:05, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:15, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For if only for the cartoons --Zarbag 23:03, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Now, that the grammar is fixed, I think it is awesome!--Meteshjj 03:38, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Pet Jesus

Score: +4 kids choking on Jesus

Alcoholics Anonymous

Score: +5 cured people


Score: +14 over-sexed preteens

The Porchesian Holocaust

Score: +12 Deleted Countries
  • Nom and For Brilliant writing. Great Concept. Perfect Images. This page has it all. --Yoshi-TRM 00:06, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Nice. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:39, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It was a sad day for Porchesia, but perhaps by remembering them they can live on.John1728 02:27, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • No, thanks. Internet memes, vandalism apology, not factual but a little obvious. Sorry. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 02:40, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. The last paragraph (not a Moridillo piece) sort of explains the joke and spoils it. Remove it and I'll vote for.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 05:57, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment agreed and removed, with my apologies to infinitemonkey. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Hilarious.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:15, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. I laughed through the entire thing. (By the way, a false article deleted by a Wikipedia admin doesn't exactly count as a meme, does it?) User:Wehpudicabok/sig 06:48, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. /me bows my head honoring the people of Porchesia. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm gonna say yes for the same reason I felt compelled to edit it. Plus, the plight of the Porchesians must be heard! -- Hindleyite Converse 14:35, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:51, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:31, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, as if a billion Porchesians cried out, and fell silent.--Procopius 19:35, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Featuring this article would be the greatest honor we could give the Porcheseans. --Yoshi-TRM 21:16, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I tried recreating the Porchesia article on Wikipedia, but it was deleted in 30 minutes. --General Insineratehymn 01:57, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 12:58, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR Great work of investigative journalism. ((User:Ayatollah Gurkhmeini/sig}} 17:42, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. I've unintentionally created a storm of confusion over the naming: First, I proposed a move to Porchesian Holocaust (where it is currently), then Flyingfeline went ahead with the move (which I didn't notice, not having updated the page in enough time), then I changed the move template to Porchesia, but this was removed by Flyingfeline out of an understandable exasperation. (I also changed my explanation for this on the talkpage, but have since moved that to Flyingfeline's talk after it got blanked (again understandably) in the middle of my editing. So... yeah. We'll all get through this, I'm sure. —Lenoxus 00:46, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
You might as well vote for the bloody thing :) ~Jewriken.GIF 12:52, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I'd better vote for it too. A shame that Porchesia became our own little Alderaan and that Danny was our Grand Moff Tarkin. Moff Danny, anyone? --チンドカ 11:00, 25 February 2007 (UTC)


Score: +14 Happy voters
  • Self-Nom and For. This may struggle to get featured, due to its Britishness, but I really want to give it a go. In a nutshell, David Cameron is our leader of the opposition and has been often criticised for focusing on style over substance, most notably with his video blog: WebCameron. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I have no idea what it's talking about, but I liked it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:37, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The Britishness isn't a problem at all. It seems like the same political bullshit thrown around in any democracy. Pretty good.--Procopius 01:19, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Ya I get what he is trying to say and I understand the struggle of labor vs. conservative in England but its too political and not enough funnyness (my patented word) Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 18:00 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Britishness (or Britishocity) is no problem here, it's a very good satire on politicians trying to be hip in general. Very good article. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:45, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It's good. --Zarbag 10:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • This is my first time voting Tory. I feel dirty. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 12:03, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Not that I'm a thatcherite or anything... not that I'm saying you can't *think* I'm a thatcherite, you can if you want - it's ok by me --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 12:39, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I don't vote much, so this deserved it, prepare for launch.... (yes it's back, albeit in a shorter form) ...3...2...1...

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

  • For I was laughing by the end of the first paragraph. It may be focused on a UK politician, but it's also a satire on a variety of political types. Phantom Grammar 14:33, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh yeah! -- Hindleyite Converse 19:12, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yah! - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:53, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:52, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 06:59, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Don't know who he is, don't need to know. Beautiful concept. --So So 13:14, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, sorry, I didn't find it that funny. He doesn't come off as sufficiently out of touch. How about using outdated youth terms like 'bodacious' or 'mad for it'?--Nydas 14:02, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For This sure ain't Churchill's Conservative party... --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 07:20, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

H.R. Pufnstuf

Score: +13 Talking Diamond-Encrusted Flutes

U.S. Presidential Election, 1840

Score: +11 drunks pushing a ball through town
  • N+F. Damnit, this is a great article and should have been featured in its last swing around VFH. Do right by Kwakerjak this time.--Procopius 01:54, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, just like before. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 02:06, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For Kwakerjak was a visionary, and he got wasted by the system. We squeezed him for all the cheap laughs we could get and threw him in the trash. It was an injustice to make him a one-hit wonder with Napoleon Bonaparte. He hasn't contributed in a while, but dammit, he could have been one of the greats. Sorry for rambling, and maybe I wouldn't have cared at all if he hadn't added to my own French Revolution article in the first place, but Kwakerjak is one of our most underrated authors, and the least we can do is posthumously feature something of his. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:46, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak against. Reads too much like a newspaper column from the time — a very clever column, mind you, but not much else. I'm picturing the speaker as an engaging, personable history teacher sprinkling lectures with fun commentary like this; I'm not picturing Featured. Then again, that could definitely be my own vague bias against commentary... —Lenoxus 05:09, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. Both mostly true AND hilarious. This is what I picture the best Uncyclopedia articles being.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:23, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for I am flipping my Whig over this article! And that its written with a hint of newspaper style is part of its charm. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:48, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:00, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • weak against Although this article is good in many places, the history teacher Lenoxus is referring to must be biased in a way I didn't find funny. Is saying a candidate ran as a stupid redneck over and over that funny? --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 02:13, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. What's funny is a party embracing that image, and getting the populace drunk enough to buy into it.--Procopius 02:23, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Not only that, but the article highlights the fact that this strategy, which anyone could easily see through, wasn't an isolated incident to this particular election. His cross-referencing other cases of the same ridiculous plan working throughout American history were what made this a gem.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:24, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Yeah... yeah... but... to me, that's kind of, I don't know, geekish. It's like an article discussing some strategy in World of Warcraft and repeatedly pointing out how the strategy shouldn't work but does anyway. It's like a decent standup routine, or lunch-break tale ("so then Harrison was all like, 'I'm a redneck, yo!' And man, you just know that one would slide."). As a basically liberal American, I'm all too used to the "redneck strategy" working; I'm way past the point where it's either funny or depressing in itself: it's just another tool, you know? grr... out of words... —Lenoxus 01:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Please delete this page

Score: +13 Votes for Deletion, although we don't know what the score really is because people keep putting fucking humourous votes here.
  • For I was laughing to no end reading this article, and thus this article must be featured. --General Insineratehymn 09:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For.--Procopius 14:45, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:12, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • DeleteThis page is crap and needs to be featur-umm, deleted right now.--Yoshi-TRM 17:36, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:42, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I mean, honestly, self reference is never funny except when it is. Like here. --El Zoof 21:19, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Hooray, one of my non-UnNews articles got nommed. Thanks to everyone that improved it by the way. --Composure1 02:01, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Sorry, Composure, but predictable articles like these are getting old. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 02:02, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against because I agree with Wehpudicabok. --~ Tophatsig 03:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:05, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete (for) --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 04:18, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment: I generally like the idea and am currently working on some subtle ways to change it, mainly by making it seem more like the "bad content" really is part of the article (not just "This sentence contains the word contains"-type stuff), so that it rings truer. —Lenoxus 05:01, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Fairly funny, but it's been done. And done. And done. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:20, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Just random enough to be hilarious, the thumbs are up -- (Elmis 11:52, 19 February 2007 (UTC))
  • Weak For I smirked a little, not the top article but a good one and better than many of the article already featured --Uncle J 21:41, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:31, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For It is downright hilarious --GAMESPOT=666 01:15, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --love, gustav talk at menope 02:56, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. S'good stuff. --Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 14:39, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:52, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Self-reference needs a new subject to reference.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:36, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For the shock images section did it for me. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:56, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Predated by Angry Huffed Article and Yet Another Useless Article. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 10:04, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Genius. --Emmzee 13:55, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Is this a vote? What does Humorous mean?--Dantoller 01:23, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Come on this is predictable and not funny. Having this as a featured article would be just wrong! It should be huffed (yes I know the irony in that) --Marto 85 07:06, 25 February 2007 (UTC)


Score: +14 animals on the ark... what? Oh. Burning bushes, then

Mae Zedong

Score: +14 Party members rising
  • N&F - A work of art. Great idea, well executed, and some very nice images too. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 19:15, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Self-For. The opening quote is Mhaille's, BTW.--Procopius 19:41, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I wasn't involved at all in this page. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:17, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yes. Oh, yes. R 21:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For The first true lol of an article in a while. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:26, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Brilliant. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 00:53, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Mae West would've contracted and died of AIDS had she lived past 1980. Sorry I didn't light your fire mhaille. --AmericanBastard 01:17, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, although I am disappointed to see so many red links in a Procopius article. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:20, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Me, too. They're fixed now.--Procopius 16:45, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 00:53, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:54, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For the ever-hard workers of the world.—Lenoxus 05:54, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Uncle J 15:38, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Gaberou 05:51, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Mental illness

Score: +14! Mheh mheh mheh cluck!

UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire

Score: +12 damn times that Squiggle has gone and put a really, really long title on a page. I mean, really, it just goes on forever and ever...
  • Nom & For: I submit to you another PLS entry, winner in the "Best Illustrated Article" category, from Squiggle himself. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:21, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Even though it beat my Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes it still deserves to be featured. --Composure1 20:48, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, obviously.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:14, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I was going to nom this, but I forgot. (Sorry Squig!) User:Wehpudicabok/sig 22:46, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, although I didn't just pee it for self nomination - I wanted it checked over after I saw RadX's review, which included this: "I think we have a winner in Captain Petey, though, as an article it's not fantastic." But yeah, the nomination is appreciated. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:01, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 03:28, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • 4rrr. --L 04:46, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 13:16, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 15:54, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. And Squiggle's only in his teen years -- we're doomed when the younger generation gets to the workplace.--Procopius 15:38, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:07, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, it's no "Best Illustrated Article Ever", but its damn funny. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:56, 24 February 2007 (UTC)


Score: +14 votes, honest
  • Nom & For: another PLS entry; winner in the "Best Article" category. Definitely deserves to make it on the front page. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:37, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:06, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's tradition! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:52, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 03:30, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Honestly, this is good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:41, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 13:18, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Rocks, and to a lesser extent, rolls. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:50, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For This article fixed my car. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 12:08, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 15:57, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • "Against". Alright, I lied.--Procopius 15:41, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I'm not gonna lie, this is great stuff. --Yoshi-TRM 03:25, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Shandon 00:00, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForA common lie: George washington could not tell a lie. This is a lie perpetuated bu the liar who in fact lied once to tell you that he could not lie. Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 21:20, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:07, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I learned this in Preschool! :) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 12:55, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Very funny. All that without Oscar, Chuck or T (not that there's anyhting wrong with them!). The habitual liar was gold! --Marto 85 07:19, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Ethereal 08:47, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Movie Trailer Announcer Guy

Score: +17 Thumbs Up
  • Self nom and for. I put a lot of hard work into this article, to make it look like a movie trailer. I think everybody will get the jokes. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 22:41, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. This looks a lot like Me, except it doesn't suck. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:00, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 23:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:53, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I've been watching this one since it was started, and it's come a long way. <baritone>It will be featured.</baritone> Nice job, PF4Eva! User:Wehpudicabok/sig 07:13, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Perhaps a few too many quotes in the way, but other than that, quite funny.  ;) -- Rei 23:13, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. The only funny part was the Youtube vid. --So So 02:56, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:31, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • against - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:02, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Rated R for foR Very good. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:31, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's original, and well executed --GAMESPOT=666 01:31, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Answering all my questions
  • For Very well done article. Dork Lord
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:33, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Helped out on this one Retrofuture42 13:43, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Coming soon to a front page near you. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:50, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for. The yellow text is VERY hard to read. Otherwise, good work.--Procopius 15:59, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for. Pretty good. goshzillacorrespondence 16:54, 20 February 2007 (UTC)!
  • For This featured article is not yet rated.--Dr. Fenwick 17:38, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Previously Featured

Protect and Survive

Score: +19 Tubular

Featuredrc (t) 07:58, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom and For. Fundlebuggian hilarity. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 23:24, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For PROTECT AND SURVIVE! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:15, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for. --L 03:54, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. A thoroughly informative document, which will be of as much use as any other when the bombs fall. El Zoof 04:53, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For a great satire on the pointlessness of nuclear war. Loved the line "We made it! Now it's just us and the cockroaches!" -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:29, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Oh freakin hell Wehpudicabok! I was gonna nom this...you know, eventually. --Anyone 14:23, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:41, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:33, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭r, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:41, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:07, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:33, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes. --Emmzee 21:33, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Hell yeah. REALLY FUNNY.--Xzeta 21:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It reminds me of growing up in the 50's. Except I didn't grow up in the 50's. And I didn't grow up. What were we talking about?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:49, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for. This is why HF is Writer of the Year.--Procopius 15:52, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I thought it was pretty funny.--Jsemmens 17:47, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Duck and cove --- BOOOM!!! Up it goes! The Humbled Master 21:46, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Now I can't wait for the warning! --Kenvalyi 14:23, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. An interesting slab of foibles. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:12, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece

Score: +19 Peasants Shot

Featuredrc (t) 07:01, 24 February 2007 (UTC)


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