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*'''Nom and For''' - This could be ''[[Euroipods]] [[Talk:Contents|2]]: [[Wikipedia:Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo|Electric Boogaloo]]''. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 01:26, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Nom and For''' - This could be ''[[Euroipods]] [[Talk:Contents|2]]: [[Wikipedia:Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo|Electric Boogaloo]]''. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 01:26, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' No no no. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 01:31, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' No no no. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 01:31, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
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*'''Angst'''. I remember reading a sign at the door which said: "the content free encyclopedia". -- {{User:NeedABrain/sig}} 03:00, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Angst'''. I remember reading a sign at the door which said: "the content free encyclopedia". -- {{User:NeedABrain/sig}} 03:00, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' It's a one-joke\gimmick thing. --[[User:Composure1|Composure1]] 03:04, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' It's a one-joke\gimmick thing. --[[User:Composure1|Composure1]] 03:04, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
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*'''Against''', because if we featured this, it'd end up at the #1 article of 2007.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 03:05, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
   
 
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Contents

Score: -2 Contents Contents Contents Contents Contents
  • Nom and For - This could be Euroipods 2: Electric Boogaloo. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:26, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against No no no. —rc (t) 01:31, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Feature! - its all coming back to me now.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 01:32, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Super Duper Ultra-Mega Hyper Strength FOR This article deserves to be featured! --General Insineratehymn 01:39, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm sure everyone who votes for this before security guards forcibly carry it out of VFH will be taunted for months afterward. It's stupid. Very very stupid. It makes me wonder why I bother thinking articles out, when stuff like this gets nommed. Strong For, because I have a fondness for stupid wastes of time. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 01:59, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. While I'm all for content, this isn't what I meant.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:04, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Just to piss off Rc. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:05, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against I HATE CONTENT! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:08, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against When RC says an article of nonsense shouldn't be featured, that's a good indication that it shouldn't be featured. -- "Spang" contribs | talk 02:18, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
    • But isn't RC the very same person who featured Euroipods? If he featured Euroipods, then this article should be featured as well. --General Insineratehymn 02:25, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

*Against HTBFANJS unsigned vote deleted --General Insineratehymn 02:29, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Le non --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:48, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Angst. I remember reading a sign at the door which said: "the content free encyclopedia". -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket [scream!] 03:00, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It's a one-joke\gimmick thing. --Composure1 03:04, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, because if we featured this, it'd end up at the #1 article of 2007.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:05, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Time Cubical

Score: +1 educated stupid and evil professors
  • N+F - doing something original with Time Cube - David Gerard 16:53, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - When Gene Ray meets Dilbert. --Redmond 19:36, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • against. make it into a proper article, with proper images, and proper formatting. GOD DAMN! - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:10, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment that ruins almost the entire premise of the parody. --~ Tophatsig 23:34, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, but never do this again. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:19, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Shouldn't it be spelled "cubicle"? --Composure1 22:20, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
No. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:22, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment is that cubical image better or do I need something more? Time Cube only has one image and I want to keep it as a somewhat pure parody of the article. --~ Tophatsig 23:22, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For and Comment: Change the text color more frequently. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:44, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. You had me at "YOU DESERVE TO DIE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT REALIZE THAT YOU MUST GIVE ME A DOLLAR!" --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 01:50, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. The text is too big, I had to turn down text size to actually read it without going insane. Then the article was really boring, so I just stopped reading. --user.gif Efitu (TW@) 02:01, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. I'm back on my medication.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:02, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Ambivalent response because the title is misspelled. Correct that, and this becomes a For. -- "Spang" contribs | talk 02:26, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Auditor

Score: +1.5 double entries
  • N+4 - David Gerard 16:48, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • weak for. call me a length nazi. it's not the size it's what you do with it. is i lie wimin tell. it's funny, but there is a lot more funny that could be squeezed out, i want potential reached! - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:05, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • YES! But it is a shame that the Spanish Inquisition (the most famous audit) was left out. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:50, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Ferris Bueller

Score: -1 days absent
  • N4. --L 04:10, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Based too much on the actual movie. Good article, though. --TheSlyFox 09:08, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Ditto. --Redmond 19:41, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I really like this, and i'm gonna vote For on the proviso that the author promises to expand it, cos you could fit loads more in. - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:16, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Dildo, err...I mean Ditto. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:21, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against What about the pedophile school principle that hunted Ferris down in the movie??? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:52, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
    Comment I believe he's the narrator of this piece. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:57, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, doesn't do the film justice, or at least the memory of the film that rests in the "Bueller" lobe of my brain. (Prettiestpretty is just mad 'cause Rooney threw away her gummy bear during the closing credits)--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:12, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies

Score: +6
  • SN+F It's spent a week sulking in piss, and it got a really good review. It almost made it through last time, but hell, it's worth another shot, and I think this is my best work yet. VOTE! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:41, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, like last time--Shandon 18:55, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:41, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 23:02, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • 4. --L 03:46, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Funny, funny stuff.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:49, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article

Score: +7 whored articles
  • Self-nom and For This is the first time I have ever nommed one of my own articles on VFH. I chose carefully which article I nommed for VFH, and I chose this one, as I feel it is funny, but not in-jokey or cliche. --General Insineratehymn 01:42, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I'll take it. --~ Tophatsig 02:26, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • will an article about vote-whoring make people laugh at vote-whoring and cause its decline, or will it just give people ideas? For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 14:00, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:47, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For a must read. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:17, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment It appears that the advice provided by my article is already being put to good use. --General Insineratehymn 20:37, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
I have no clue what you mean. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:46, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

eBaum's World

Score: -2

HowTo:Go Christmas shopping at the last minute

Score: +1 Disgruntled Greeters
  • Nom & For Still funny after all this years. The Humbled Master 06:11, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against I don't think it's appropriate to put this back on here so soon after it was QFHed, and without any changes to the article. --Composure1 17:58, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment: Technically, it is allowed.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:31, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment: Techincally perhaps so, but not in my personal opinion :). --Composure1 14:08, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against As I said the last time this article came up, the timing is bad. In December I'll vote for it, but not now. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:51, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment: Actually, I have made some changes to it. Look at the history page and you'll see. The Humbled Master 02:28, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment Please see the articles dicussion page on my voting rationale. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:50, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. i voted for last time it was on here, don't see why my vote should change now - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 13:57, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - think of it this way - Shopping for Christmas now really is last minute! (Or extremely early) -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:48, 29 January 2007 (UTC)


Really Big Tree

Score: +19 trees looming over you.
  • Nom & For: I came across it while working on my PLS entry rewrite of rainforest, and I liked it. So I did some clean-up on it, and now I think it's ready. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:48, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Funniest article ever. Funnier than the entire uncyclopedia on end. --AtomDsig.png 23:04, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • weak against. Sorry dude it's real funny and has great potential it's just a little too unorganzied clean it up a bit and I'll be happy to vote For it.--Gaberou 23:07, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For: One of the few articles that made me laugh out loud.--85.224.80.23 23:15, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 23:37, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:50, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against I've read this article several times trying to find what makes it so great - I don't see it. Sorry. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:43, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Er... what? The Humbled Master 02:49, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for. I think I meant to nominate this one myself before. Just fucking makes me laugh. Agree that it could use some trimming though. --So So 02:55, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Skates the fine line between genius and insanity, trips, then falls in the toilet.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:59, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:23, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. I assume that a weak against is -0.5. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 13:29, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Impressive how so much material can be written on such a silly subject. --Composure1 18:01, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Zyrac 19:31, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:11, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I've been meaning to vote for this before now. —Braydie at 01:32, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:22, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Really Big For At first, I was like "wtf?" Then I got it: it's a really big fucking tree. I never saw it coming. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:35, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For...I don't know why, I don't know how, but it sort of grows on you--Shandon 18:57, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For There MUST be like 13,167 squirrels in that tree.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 23:33, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I rarely vote, but this has been one of my favorite surrealist articles for a long time now. Glad to see the light dusting this has given it. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/29 23:33
  • For And I think I'll record my voice for this one. --General Insineratehymn 00:27, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For (I Approve) Should be a mention about what it would be like to fall out of the Big Tree. Maybe mentioning the Antigravity Cat's or something but I like --Naimrod 21:06, 29 January 2007 (EST)

UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece

Score: +10 Peasants Shot

Blackbeard Catering Company

Score: +17 bottles of urine laced rum
- Claiming the ladies prerogative, and reversing my vote. ForDame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:19, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans

Score: +12 Sunni Skies

HowTo:Run away from home

Score: +15.5 tears shed

Superiority Complex

Score: +13

Vietnam War Hoax

Score: +10 Photoshopped Images
  • Self Nom and For I really enjoyed writing this article, and a great picture by Mhaille improves it even futher. —Braydie at 15:51, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR --Winstanley1 17:54, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against...not funny...conspiracy theory 101...--HPSigHP FP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 19:52, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment:...images are great, but the article needs to follow... — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 07:32, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
  • It all hinges on the definition of murder, so you can vote against and I can vote for with no inconsistency if we disagree as to whether it is murder or not. Not that it really is a huge issue as it is just 1 image. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 23:48, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Apple unveils new device - the "rotary phone"

Score: +6 soulful shots of Bono turning the crank
  • N+F. Because it's funny, and Composure1 got to the iPhone first.--Procopius 22:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Has anyone ever not voted for their own article? --Composure1 01:22, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
    Comment Hardwick did once. Maybe twice. But he's quite mad, and filled with a level of self-loathing that only the greatest writers achieve.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:10, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Love it, may even buy one! - Enzo Aquarius 01:24, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Funny, but not feature worthy. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:27, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 01:28, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, as you may know, I have a thing for rotary phones. Plus it's really about Apple writ large.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:43, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 01:56, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Its hilarious!--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 01:58, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Good sense of irony. The real target is the excessive complexity of modern devices. Algr 03:55, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, why isn't this huffed? --HPSigHP FP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 17:40, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Huh? Why would you want it huffed? I understand if you don't like it but why to that extreme? --Composure1 17:50, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Oh, I thought huffed was a good thing, all the admins here are doing it!! — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 07:26, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment For the record, I (the author) have never read the "original" until now. --Composure1 19:50, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Hilarious.--Emmzee 16:15, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - The bit about the scroll wheel killed me. —Braydie at 01:13, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Oppose I have to agree on this one with HP. --Endgame 08:18, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Not Composure1's best. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:25, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Intelligent design

Score: +14 intelligently casted votes
  • For and submit I feel that this is a very well laid out article filled with clever and ironic jokes from the start and throughout. Plus, I believe it shows beyond a shadow of a reasonable doubt, that Intelligent Designerists are correct in everything they say. Weri long wang 19:30, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, as before, but more so.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:23, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. John1728 10:52, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, Seems pretty funny, good political undertones PowerBlind
  • Against, too long...--HPSigHP FP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 17:43, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
(like your signature)Weri long wang 19:36, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Yeah like his signature, anyways I am going to cut down the non funny parts in the article per UP:BOLD. --Endgame 07:54, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Okay its fixed. The funny parts are kept. Please review your vote. --Endgame 08:11, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

(talk) 02:16, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

That's ok, I twy not to mwake fwun of pweeple wiff nick impediments...— H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 07:30, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
I critized his signature, which is a bit too long. That has nothing to do with his against votes for all articles without reasonable explanations - it’s like he has OCD or something.Weri long wang 13:06, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 17:33, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For BerogenVFH 13:59, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For nice to see some in depth satire. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:24, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against More of a jibe at religion then true comedy. Could have been a really good article. --Sharky 14:01, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Review now; Still think its a jibe? --Endgame 08:12, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Peyton Manning

Score: +10.5 games missed due to Mastercard/Verizon/HH Gregg/ESPN commercial shoot
  • Self-Nom and For. If we can't get this featured in time for his next playoff loss, maybe we can get this featured in time for the Super Bowl. That is, of course, assuming this article is worthy.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:04, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:17, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. Very funny, and I actually like Peyton Manning (even as the Steelers' fan that I am).--Procopius 15:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 18:57, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Zaui TALK MUN - 19:23, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:31, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against whine whine whine --HPSigHP FP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 17:54, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against The "Editor's Note" section is funny, but other than that, not that funny. --GAMESPOT=666 22:38, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Very weak For Maybe I'm just being generous because it's football season.--Gaberou 02:34, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He threw three interceptions and still beat the Chiefs. I hate him. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:37, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. goshzillacorrespondence 16:09, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He got tripped by one of his own linemen and still beat the Patriots. I hate him. The Humbled Master 23:58, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Although I know nothing about football.. I somehow found this funny. It's probably the narration/rant style that I love. —Braydie at 00:43, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Let's see if Peyton can win the superbowl and get featured on Uncyclopedia all int he smae day we should save this for after the superbowl win or lose it'll be timely.--71.72.210.124 03:00, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Oppose I can't find the humor for this to be an FA article. --Endgame 07:33, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Not because it's good, but because we want to overhype him so he'll lose the Superbowl. I hate, hate, hate, Peyton Manning. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:25, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Psycho-Knife My Pygmy

Score: +10 Psycho-Knifed Pymies
  • SNF.--Winstanley1 20:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for. i know it's only the 8th but this is definitely the best article of 2007 - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR. Awesome. --User:Nintendorulez 23:15, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For like I said last time, Winstanley1 = Awesome. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:54, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • 4. --L 04:53, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, this isn't funny, this is weird fantasy --HPSigHP FP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 17:58, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For My ears doth bleed. OUCH-eth. The Humbled Master 21:56, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I'm very metal and think if they can get darker, they will be perfect. --J. Fuckin Kyle (talk) 23:41, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Support --Endgame 22:22, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 00:32, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

George W. Bush

Score: +15 Saviors of the Nation
  • N+F. A perfect article for the new chaingun VFH.--Procopius 18:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for. huzzah, actually clever and funny writing about bush - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For So good that it's almost a shame to highlight it, since that will inevitably mean people messing with it. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:02, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Sorry, it's just not hitting the nerve for me... --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 01:25, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment According the the VFH archives (check the oldest ones), this article was already featured (on March 14th, 2005). --Composure1 04:19, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For an original way of mocking him. The previous version that was featured was what is know known as George Dubya Bush, before it was moved to the new location to make way for this page. Spang talk 06:57, 9 Jan 2007
  • For, it's the article I would have written if I had any idea what I was doing.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:05, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - this is actually really nicely done - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - was this article featured? GSPbeetle complains Vandalisms 10:19, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 19:33, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Hosanna to the Son of George Bush! The Humbled Master 23:51, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Subtle and funny. --So So 01:50, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against...this is a snub of the previously featured and hilarious George Dubya Bush. Sorry, its not funny, its just a bio. --HPSigHP FP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 18:05, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Our Great Leader deserves to be honored as such. -- Rei 19:47, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For proof that community projects CAN work (never thought I'd ever see this many people vote for Bush, though...).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:43, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. A good satire of Fox News more thann Georgie.--Emmzee 16:13, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For (My first and only vote for this fiend). Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:31, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong against. Mainly because I'm liberal. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:08, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, and we should probably unfeature/delete the other GWB article. It is teh suck. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:06, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. 725 days, 6 hours, 25 minutes. goshzillacorrespondence 10:34, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • 4. --L 16:05, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

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Score: +13 burnt bints

Previously Featured

HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man

Score: +17 Queer Eyes

Featuredrc (t) 06:18, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

--Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH 10:40, 23 Jan 2007 (Mountain Time)

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