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UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece

Score: +1

Nom and Strong For Sparkling brilliance. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:15, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Dashboard Confessional

Score: +4

Nom and For. Decent parody of the band (check links), great idea(s), great delivery, lots of funnies, and portions of it were done by yours truly. What's not to like? --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 23:47, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
Against. It's close, but...<option> the testimonials so that we don't see too many, the sins list is too long with too little explanation, & needs more pics (the iPope bit is a bit too memeish too). In short, good but hampered by a series of minor problems.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:34, 20 January 2007 (UTC) I may have been in a bad mood when I typed that (don't ask). Abstain --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:46, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:57, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:57, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:59, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Blackbeard Catering Company

Score: +12 bottles of urine laced rum

Nom and Fuh-fuh-for. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:17, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
Self-arrr! Sixteen men on a deadman's chest, wit' a charmin' centerpiece o' carnations.--Procopius 13:58, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
Against doesn't make me hungry for more. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:39, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:10, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For, if it wasn't for the rickets, beriberi and buggery I'd totally be a pirate.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:47, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
ARRR!!! I mean For.InfiniteMonkey 05:30, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For, I love it.--Nydas 19:18, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
Forrrrrr --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:46, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
For --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 01:22, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 17:31, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
For Great work --ynnaD 17:46, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
for. oh yes - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:56, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
For. -- herr doktor needsAbolt [scream!] 00:49, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
For. One of the best articles I've read in a long time. 15Mickey20 22:43, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans

Score: +9 Sunni Skies

N+F - a simple joke, but worked out very thoroughly and nicely - David Gerard 08:38, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
Up For. (and a quarter). Berogen^VFH 12:31, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Soon to be a TV movie starring Omar Sharif as Prisoner #426 and Ernest Borgnine as Dick Cheney. True story.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:30, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
For It's true! The Humbled Master 04:09, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:08, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For InfiniteMonkey 05:39, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Composure1 20:54, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:41, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
For-- Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:18, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Witless Protection Program, NOW WITH AUDIO!!

Score: +17 Imbeciles That Survived Childhood

Nomination and For. Why hasn't this been featured yet? Funny article. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 19:24, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For The crows part alone is hysterical. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 20:16, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 22:59, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For Although, it could use a bit of an expansion. --General Insineratehymn 23:43, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Strong For. THIS NEEDS TO BE FEATURED. I'm sick of seeing it Quasied. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:03, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 08:33, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
For. -- Mitch 11:08, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
4 "Wash. Biol. Surv." 'Nuff said. Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 11:14, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 15:52, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
For - I really like it. I agree, it needs expansion.--FoxyBabe 19:20, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:57, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
For. I have always loved this article.--<<>> 14:14, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:57, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
For Great idea. Needs expansion. Ethereal 05:33, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:06, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:39, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Against Sorry. you could get so much more out of the idea. good but needs more content - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:54, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
For CAW! CAW! The Humbled Master 00:02, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Laotian rock rat

Score: +6 pointy sharp teeth

Nom and for --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 08:08, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For From NRV to greatness. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 17:50, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 18:04, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For InfiniteMonkey 06:25, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Great big wet nostalgic self-For right on the cheek. Berogen^VFH 13:26, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:19, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 02:15, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
No It just doesn't have that "Hilarious In-Your-Face Featured-Article" edge to it.--Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:40, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Run away from home

Score: +10.5 tears shed

Nom and for --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:03, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:17, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For the nostalgia - jack mort | cunt | talk - 17:57, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 08:29, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For making me tidy my room!!! Berogen^VFH 13:33, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
4. --L 15:33, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For Pretty funny. --76.171.188.74 00:01, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For Kinda Cute! --DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 16:45, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For. 15Mickey20 20:39, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:34, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
I hope my children read this. FOR Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:20, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
For, the list of equipment got me laughing.--Nydas 18:02, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Nobody understands me! I hate you all!! --ynnaD 12:10, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man

Score: +15 Queer Eyes

N+F. Simple, accessible and LOL - David Gerard 00:50, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:58, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For - I can't really say no to things I've contributed to - It's gne om I 04:03, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 07:36, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Against I usually love HowTo's, but this one just isn't doing it for me. --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:01, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
sure - jack mort | cunt | talk - 17:52, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For. I'm the opposite of Diz. His doppleuser, if you will.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:42, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For hilarious --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 02:32, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
I Approve This Message, 02:45, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For Short, and almost too similar to HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male, but survives on a few clever lines. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:03, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For. I think the tone, style and pretended audience are entirely different, but I would. Berogen^VFH 13:21, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
My husband says Yes Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:16, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For For - The Mary Tyler Moore stuff made me laugh very hard. Great. --FoxyBabe 19:12, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
For. The picture of the men who failed to take the advice sealed it. 15Mickey20 20:16, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:24, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
For It is short, could be expanded, but as it is it is excellently done --DreamyBoat 08:25, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
For It is very funny. I'm so coming out hetero!

--Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 10:40, 23 Jan 2007 (Mountain Time)

Superiority Complex

Score: +13

Nom and for. I find this funny. -- IAN WELLER-- TALK -- F@H -- VFH -- VFD -- RAND 22:24, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
For, but Jesus Christ, use {{User:Ianweller/sig}} to store your sig code. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:03, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For - good stuff -- The Llama Llo ver !!! 03:47, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
I am blessing this: For. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:06, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 22:27, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:03, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For despite Tompkins' pleas. --Ж Kalir _{yes, I play Pokémon} 04:11, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:27, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 17:47, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Bah, I said I wouldn't vote, I lied. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:02, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For --General Insineratehymn 20:17, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For - Squirrel... —Braydie at 22:39, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:21, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Vietnam War Hoax

Score: +9 Photoshopped Images

Self Nom I really enjoyed writing this article, and a great picture by Mhaille improves it even futher. —Braydie at 15:51, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

And For —Braydie at 11:42, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

FOR --Winstanley1 17:54, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
Against...not funny...conspiracy theory 101...--HP FP talk 19:52, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment:...images are great, but the article needs to follow... — H. Peebles - D - HS

07:32, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Against Good, yes, but not great. The images, however, are top-notch. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:20, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
For; this is good, but the fantastic images are what really make it glisten in the moonlight. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:02, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For - fabulous! - David Gerard 01:04, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For Ha-HA! The Humbled Master 01:13, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For it made me laugh (though inside I'm still crying). Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 12:13, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:04, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:29, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 17:45, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Against. Missing...something. It either needs to be more paranoid, or more straightlaced. Or something else entirely.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:49, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Against as per discussions of third picture's entry on VFP. Berogen^VFH 13:37, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For. A picture is no reason to vote against an article. Don't make me add it to the rules, come up with a better reason. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:43, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
For per Berogen ; ) --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 01:58, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment wikipedia:Snuff_film#Problems_of_definition. Perhaps we should seek a full and frank definition from our generous hosts. Berogen^VFH 12:40, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Weak Against Brilliant idea, but tone of article needs to sound more expository. Ethereal 05:38, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
Yay, 19:53, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:48, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:21, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Furry tolerance

Score: +9 furry fetishes

Nom and Strong For; Yes, it references me, but putting that aside this is one of my favorite articles of all time now. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:41, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
For my own horrifying article. I actually sought out expert advice from furries and Christians for this one - David Gerard 14:05, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
Fur - LucidFox 15:08, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
Definite for! Efitu (T W @) 18:07, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
For Bach's Sakes! -- 07:41, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For I failed to help! --Ж Kalir _{yes, I play Pokémon} 21:57, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For Hey, it has furries! --General Insineratehymn 01:08, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:04, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Against, it comes across as preachy. 2/3 of the images are recycled.--Nydas 10:26, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
weak for because although it is good, it isn't really very encyclopedic, reads more like viewer write-in - jack mort | cunt | talk - 17:39, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- Many articles on Uncyc aren't written in encyclopedic style, but that doesn't stop them from being great. An example is Dark Ages, which I nominated and which was featured. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 18:05, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For and EW!!! Berogen^VFH 13:29, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Apple unveils new device - the "rotary phone"

Score: +8 soulful shots of Bono turning the crank

N+F. Because it's funny, and Composure1 got to the iPhone first.--Procopius 22:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For Has anyone ever not voted for their own article? --Composure1 01:22, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment Hardwick did once. Maybe twice. But he's quite mad, and filled with a level of self-loathing that only the greatest writers achieve.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:10, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For - Love it, may even buy one! - Enzo Aquarius 01:24, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Against Funny, but not feature worthy. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:27, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 01:28, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For, as you may know, I have a thing for rotary phones. Plus it's really about Apple writ large.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:43, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 01:56, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For Its hilarious!--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 01:58, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For Good sense of irony. The real target is the excessive complexity of modern devices. Algr 03:55, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Against, why isn't this huffed? --HP FP talk 17:40, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Huh? Why would you want it huffed? I understand if you don't like it but why to that extreme? --Composure1 17:50, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I thought huffed was a good thing, all the admins here are doing it!! — H. Peebles - D - HS

07:26, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:33, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For InfiniteMonkey 06:21, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Against, because it's just a cheap knockoff of the original. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 19:32, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment For the record, I (the author) have never read the "original" until now. --Composure1 19:50, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

For. Hilarious.--Emmzee 16:15, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Intelligent design

Score: +11 intelligently casted votes

For and submit I feel that this is a very well laid out article filled with clever and ironic jokes from the start and throughout. Plus, I believe it shows beyond a shadow of a reasonable doubt, that Intelligent Designerists are correct in everything they say. Weri long wang 19:30, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For, as before, but more so.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:23, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For. John1728 10:52, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For, Seems pretty funny, good political undertones PowerBlind
Against, too long...--HP FP talk 17:43, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

(like your signature)Weri long wang 19:36, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

For, I like the overall feel of the article. --J. Fuckin Kyle

(talk) 02:16, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

For, though I disapprove of Weri long wang's heckling of Hawthorn Peebles. Hawthorn can vote any way he wants, Weri. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:27, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

That's ok, I twy not to mwake fwun of pweeple wiff nick impediments...— H. Peebles - D - HS

07:30, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

I critized his signature, which is a bit too long. That has nothing to do with his against votes for all articles without reasonable explanations - it’s like he has OCD or something.Weri long wang 13:06, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 17:33, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For Berogen^VFH 13:59, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
For nice to see some in depth satire. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:24, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Against More of a jibe at religion then true comedy. Could have been a really good article. --Sharky 14:01, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:22, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
For Why haven't I voted on this articamacle yet? --Ж Kalir _{yes, I play Pokémon} 21:06, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:52, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Yellow fever

Score: +8 hot Asian babes you still don't have a chance with

Nom and For From the maker of Fire hydrant, still one of the best and most underrated writers on this site. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:16, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For, and well-done on using pics that aren't technically indecent. ~~Formatting is slightly broken in places, though~~ Just tried fixing it - David Gerard 08:08, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
Fun Fact: The content of this article is virtually unchanged from when it was on VFD. --So So 15:36, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
for, i've been a sufferer for some time now, even formed a support group, just degenerated into a huge circle-jerk though, like everything in life - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:19, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:31, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For Takes an idea and runs with it. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:33, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For I voted "keep" on VFD, and I'm glad I did.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:02, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Against...this isn't humor...come on. --HP FP talk 17:46, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For and Comment Why don't you find anything on this site humo(u)rous? Realize that this is satire of a disease.--J. Fuckin Kyle

(talk) 02:12, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

For per Enegma. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:31, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Could have done with more pictures, though. 15Mickey20 19:57, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Happy shiny shiny FOUR dollar Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:24, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Against It's a good concept, but the article is just porn and incoherent nonsense. --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:45, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Little Orphan Annie

Score: +16 examples of 1920's "humor"

4. --L 12:38, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- I assume N as well - David Gerard 12:42, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For though I kept wanting to make the eyes in the photos blank white circles as well - David Gerard 12:42, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Originally I did try 'chops with the cartoon eyes, but they managed to look less creepy.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:42, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Have you ever had a line stuck in your head so irritating that you ended up rewriting Annie just to get it out? No? Oh, maybe it's just me, then.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:36, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For My sister was some obscure orphan in a play adaptation of it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Strong for. Strong contender for article of the month (if we've actually created that).--Procopius 16:02, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 18:53, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEIIIAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! The Humbled Master 21:08, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For Very cool. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:55, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 02:42, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 06:58, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:15, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:29, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Wow... Just... Wow. Swordmaster 21:47, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:54, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For Just a solid article. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:34, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Against, I hate musicals. --HP FP talk 17:49, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For. -- IAN WELLER-- TALK -- F@H -- VFH -- VFD -- RAND 22:59, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
For and Comment " ^^ Jesus Hyram Christ! What the hell was that? ^^ " Berogen^VFH 14:09, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Against:I don't get it and i don't know what it's aboutJamesryanjcrjcr
1934 Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:26, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Peyton Manning

Score: +9 games missed due to Mastercard/Verizon/HH Gregg/ESPN commercial shoot

Self-Nom and For. If we can't get this featured in time for his next playoff loss, maybe we can get this featured in time for the Super Bowl. That is, of course, assuming this article is worthy.--<<>> 02:04, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Weak For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:17, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Strong For. Very funny, and I actually like Peyton Manning (even as the Steelers' fan that I am).--Procopius 15:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 18:57, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 19:23, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:31, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
Against whine whine whine --HP FP talk 17:54, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Against The "Editor's Note" section is funny, but other than that, not that funny. --GAMESPOT=666 22:38, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Very weak For Maybe I'm just being generous because it's football season.--Gaberou 02:34, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For He threw three interceptions and still beat the Chiefs. I hate him. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:37, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For. gosh zillacorrespondence 16:09, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
For He got tripped by one of his own linemen and still beat the Patriots. I hate him. The Humbled Master 23:58, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Psycho-Knife My Pygmy

Score: +8 Psycho-Knifed Pymies

SNF.--Winstanley1 20:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
for. i know it's only the 8th but this is definitely the best article of 2007 - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
FOR. Awesome. --User:Nintendorulez 23:15, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
For like I said last time, Winstanley1 = Awesome. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:54, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
4. --L 04:53, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Against, this isn't funny, this is weird fantasy --HP FP talk 17:58, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For My ears doth bleed. OUCH-eth. The Humbled Master 21:56, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For I'm very metal and think if they can get darker, they will be perfect. --J. Fuckin Kyle

(talk) 23:41, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

George W. Bush

Score: +12 Saviours of the Nation

N+F. A perfect article for the new chaingun VFH.--Procopius 18:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
for. huzzah, actually clever and funny writing about bush - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
For So good that it's almost a shame to highlight it, since that will inevitably mean people messing with it. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:02, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Against Sorry, it's just not hitting the nerve for me... --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 01:25, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment According the the VFH archives (check the oldest ones), this article was already featured (on March 14th, 2005). --Composure1 04:19, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For an original way of mocking him. The previous version that was featured was what is know known as George Dubya Bush, before it was moved to the new location to make way for this page. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:57, 9 Jan 2007
For, it's the article I would have written if I had any idea what I was doing.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:05, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For - this is actually really nicely done - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For - was this article featured? GSPbeetle ^{complains Vandalisms} 10:19, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For —Braydie at 19:33, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For Hosanna to the Son of George Bush! The Humbled Master 23:51, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Subtle and funny. --So So 01:50, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Against...this is a snub of the previously featured and hilarious George Dubya Bush. Sorry, its not funny, its just a bio. --HP FP talk 18:05, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Our Great Leader deserves to be honored as such. -- Rei 19:47, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For proof that community projects CAN work (never thought I'd ever see this many people vote for Bush, though...).--<<>> 03:43, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For. A good satire of Fox News more thann Georgie.--Emmzee 16:13, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For (My first and only vote for this fiend). Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:31, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Strong against. Mainly because I'm liberal. --Crazyswordsma n...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:08, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit

Score: +14 burnt bints

N+F and anyone who votes against is a damn pinko! - Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 17:21, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:43, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
For - As I understand it a lot of work went into this fine piece of work. You can tell. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:48, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:57, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:37, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For —Braydie at 19:35, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment ~ Collaboration if I ever saw it. If I vote yes, who wins? Ketei, Mhaille, The Bard or Tompkins? Or do they split the winnings? :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:11, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For Very funny. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:17, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For. --KATIE!! 21:36, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For. 34 of those words were mine. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:58, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For because it propagates the myth that you can kill witches. --Ж Kalir _{yes, I play Pokémon} 22:21, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Berogen^VFH 14:05, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Yay, 19:55, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

AAA

Score: 18.5 Flawless Victories

Nom and for. I can't believe no one's said anything about this article before.--Andorin Kato 04:23, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Against. I'm less amused than last time this got nom'd, when I was at least quasi-amused. Now it's got a giant list, woohoo?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:01, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Although FUK or ASS would be funnier, but I still like it. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 10:27, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Against We've been here before. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:01, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
FOR - One of my favorite pages. --User:Nintendorulez 21:24, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
444 --GAMESPOT=666 03:17, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Affection-tainted self-for. Still needs more comedy linking and footnotes,^[1] though. --L 03:58, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 04:51, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For again - I really like the concept of this. I hope the new VFH system can help this get through. -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:38, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Still no.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:54, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
This guy is so good at Pinball. For.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 03:35, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
For - Hooray! I'm in an article! --AAA! (AAAA) 03:55, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
Against. - Lemon. 21:21, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:39, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
For - This is great! Hpesoj 18:22, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
Against--192.173.4.92 15:31, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
I think we've been through this already (for). Crazyswordsma n...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:12, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
For Hope I got the count right; I assume it's (number for) - (number against) = current tally. Not sure about GAMESPOT=666's vote. --Redmond 03:34, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
I Approve This Message, 03:50, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
FOR - Nelson340 22:51, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
for because i said for last time and i'm trying to be consistant - jack mort | cunt | talk - 16:26, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
For--J. Fuckin Kyle (talk) 20:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
For - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 20:11, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For' because only AAA can get Sonic and Tails--Soma 21:55, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For - Don't know what happened before, but this is really funny. It's gne om I 06:06, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Forgasm.--Emmzee 16:18, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For - Retrofuture42 17:16, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Up it goes! The Humbled Master 20:32, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
For - I don't want to be left out. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:25, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
For - This is fucking hilarious!--Shas 03:42, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment - I like it, but its very similar to Anonymous.--Shas 03:46, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Funny. gosh zillacorrespondence 01:45, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Dictation

Score: +15 Dipshit Chauvinists

Nom and For - This one is really funny and done in a pretty creative way. --Atomic 11:02, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:17, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For Bloody brilliant! The Humbled Master 20:18, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For Excellent. --Alksub 06:33, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 09:45, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For - I've had a bit of a change of heart about this article. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:02, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
FOrYezah--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 03:46, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:23, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
For----Winstanley1 12:21, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
Four Mrs. Swhiggins. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:40, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
For, and that's the first time I've seen a Carol Burnett show reference on VFH, PP.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:58, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks - Four Mr. Tudballs didn't seem to work as well. Dame

GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:58, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

It starts well, but gets less funny and a bit rambly (it's a word) towards the end. But the start's so damn good, I cannot possibly not vote for. 15Mickey20 12:26, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
for. i voted to save this on vfh, some time ago now, cos i could see the potential which has since been fulfilled, oh yes - jack mort | cunt | talk - 15:54, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
For, and I think Jack meant VFD, though you never know... maybe he thinks I delete the QFH's...--<<>> 00:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
For - hang on, you don't delete the QFHs? —Braydie at 19:26, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
Against...ho-hum...--HP FP talk 19:42, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
For - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 21:34, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Previously Featured

Me

Score: +17 Vacuous Ramblings

Featured —rc (t) 07:29, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Self-nom and ~~virulently against~~err, for. Saved from the depths of category:rewrite.--Sultanofsurreal 04:10, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
AGH MY EYES and For - David Gerard 16:32, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For. This has not been done before. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:07, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Against Great idea, really, but doesn't execute. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:08, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For. I like this one a lot. - Lemon. 00:30, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Strong For This rewrite actually made Me good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:31, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 04:51, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For. This actually would be an awesome reskin.--Ginchael 18:11, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Remembers me that song: "You're pitiful, you're pitiful and screwed". -- herr doktor needsAbolt [scream!] 18:38, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For--Prolix 03:16, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Wanna sechs?????!?!??! --Jchillerup 13:13, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
Weak against. --L 13:30, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
For. --Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)^{[citation needed]} 01:47, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:35, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
For—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 14:33, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
For. 15Mickey20 12:31, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
For Of course, if we feature this, we should probably do a reskin. --General Insineratehymn 11:15, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 06:33, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
For I'm loving the br>. —Braydie at 19:29, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For - I've seen this before. Too bad I didn't think of nominating it. Oh well. Here's my vote. -- The Llama Llo ver !!! 03:44, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
For Hooray for ME! Up it goes! The Humbled Master 08:48, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Onomatopoeia

Score: +16.5 WHAAMS!!!

Featured —rc (t) 07:06, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Nom and For - This is good, I like the way that it is a narration. —Braydie at 08:59, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For - I like it also --Atomic 11:02, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Tibiti tibiti ta! -- herr doktor needsAbolt [scream!] 15:31, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For However, I think it should also include a "fap fap fap" in order for it to be complete. --General Insineratehymn 15:41, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For MEONG! MEONG! MEONG!--Rwg • Talk • 17:46, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:23, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
4 (This article was rescued from deletion. To quote VFD, "Keep and Feature") --Alksub 06:30, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Very good use of fonts. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:36, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
I Approve This Message, 12:43, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
FOR 4 four fore. See: [1] ~~I WAS HERE~~ -k j h f !- 15:34, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Fork. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 15:35, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Foooooooooooooooooooromp. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 09:35, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
I'm for it. I'm for it so much it's not even funny. -- The preceding unsigned comment was added by 70.56.180.60 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)

I need the diff for an unsigned vote to count. —rc (t) 05:55, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

There it is [2]. God bless this unknown hero. -- herr doktor needsAbolt [scream!] 14:41, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Tap Tap Tap F-o-r--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 03:48, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
Against The joke really is obvious and not really particularly funny. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:03, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
For Bam! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:23, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
Biif! Pow! Whammo! For! --Redmond 19:10, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
no, almost - jack mort | cunt | talk - 15:52, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
BATTA BING! BATTA BEAN! BATTA BIM-BAM-BOOM! For!--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 02:49, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For Smack!--FoxyBabe 19:20, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For - feature this already! -- The Llama Llo ver !!! 00:49, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
For POWAAAHHH! Up it goes! The Humbled Master 08:51, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

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