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*'''Re-Nom and for'''. The best thing I've taken off VFH in a while. This article definitely deserves another chance.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 18:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''Re-Nom and for'''. The best thing I've taken off VFH in a while. This article definitely deserves another chance.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 18:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. this was only removed from vfh two goddamn days ago, my vote hasn't changed in that time {{User:Jack_mort/sig}} 18:23, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. this was only removed from vfh two goddamn days ago, my vote hasn't changed in that time {{User:Jack_mort/sig}} 18:23, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
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*<s>Sadly, '''Against'''. The title is brilliant but the text, even with the changes, isn't keeping up.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 06:04, 27 February 2007 (UTC)</s> Am changing of vote to '''For'''. Story is filled me with joy. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:35, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
*<s>Sadly, '''Against'''. The title is brilliant but the text, even with the changes, isn't keeping up.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 06:04, 27 February 2007 (UTC)</s> Am changing of vote to '''For'''. Story is filled me with joy. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:35, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' {{User:Braydie/sig2}} <small>08:17, 27 February 2007 (UTC)</small>
*'''For''' {{User:Braydie/sig2}} <small>08:17, 27 February 2007 (UTC)</small>
*'''For''' --[[User:The Rover|The Rover]] 23:01, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
==[[Charles Dickens]]==
==[[Charles Dickens]]==

Revision as of 23:01, March 3, 2007

Top 10 articles
of February
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Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must spend at least one week on pee review before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).

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VFH IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.


Score: +4[citation needed]

Internal Revenue Service

Score: +3 extralegal agencies

UnNews:Smith acquired by Islanders

Score: +2 1st Round Draft Picks
  • Nom and For I know its not nice to make fun of the dead but Smith instead of Smyth made me chuckle --Uncle J 05:18, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For If John Ferguson thinks it's a good move... well... I'm still voting for it. --Kenvalyi 15:40, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:56, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Meh.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:10, 3 March 2007 (UTC)


Score: 1
  • Self-nom and for. Got a mention on PLS, I'm fairly pleased with it. It also got 81 at pee review but that hardly counts since it was me who scored it - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:43, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --GAMESPOT=666 03:57, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 13:06, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Clara Bow

Score: 0
  • Nom & For: This is the best article that I wrote, and it's very funny.--Metropolis 19:31, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:48, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Very weak against: almost. Seems a bit too choppy with rather short sections. Clean it up a bit, and you'll definitely have my vote. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:41, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. The beginning is pretty solid, it's the middle to end part that needs fleshing out.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:15, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Adolf Hitler

Score: +2
  • Nom & For: I was a bit hesitant at first to nominate this, but I think it's an extremely historically accurate piece about Hitler. The randomness is gone (except for the melons part), and apart from being a bit lengthy, it's an excellent article in my book. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 08:46, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against: as much as I think this is a good article, I think that such a topic ought to be done better. Hitler is a very prominent historical figure and the potential for humor is far greater than this article achieves.
  • Whoops, that was me. --Benny Goodman 03:06, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Guy Code

Score: +4 virile votes
  • Nom and For - It's so obvious, yet so misunderstood. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 04:39, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket [scream!] 16:59, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Pretty funny, close to the truth too, well except the part about women owning men but this is uncyclopedia so not everything has to be true lol --Uncle J 19:04, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Discussion moved to Talk:Guy_Code#From VFH

V8 Supercar

Score: +4 beer-swilling yobboes
  • Nom and for. It's time again for the yearly ritual of Ford vs. Holden... right next to my home. Damn! -- Colonel Schwertfechter (2005-2006) 03:48, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. High-tech cars and beer. The techness of the beer is immaterial.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:15, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --GAMESPOT=666 23:20, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:52, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

The CW Network

Score: +3.5 Million TiVos recording America's Next Top Pornstar
  • Nominated for: Saw it on Pee Review, got a real kick out of the America's Next Top Pornstar part...--RLXsig.jpg 22:57, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 11:26, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:34, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Pretty good, i'm impressed --Uncle J 18:54, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Hell yah I worked on it a little bit!--Mountaineer 22:01, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • feature it what if 7th Heaven really was about a pimping pastor!-- 15:16, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Cook While Drunk

Score: +17
  • Self nom & for I think this is pretty funny, but I can't get anyone to confirm or deny this. I'll take my chances. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:25, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Conditional for Get rid of the stupid russian reversal at the start.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 10:53, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
Done --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:52, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Support. --L 11:31, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Hilarious. Plus, Floyd is a cooking idol. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:55, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:15, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Has the author been spying on me in the kitchen? The cake is genius. Phantom Grammar 20:22, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The cake bit achieved the rare feat of making me laugh while at work. Good stuff. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:32, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It is hale and hearty. --Zarbag 22:40, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Faaaaaaantastic. Yugoslavian F 03:36, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Ah yes. The things we do when we are intoxicated... --Marto 85 08:27, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For But move it to "HowTo: Dook While Crunk". --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 11:41, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, all that's missing is a stir fry.--Nydas 20:42, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:37, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for Was going to vote against but the part about the tomato sauce as blood and omelete, omelete..., mushroom, mushroom saved it

--Uncle J 18:49, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl.

Score: +13 Boys that Don't Cry
  • Re-Nom and for. The best thing I've taken off VFH in a while. This article definitely deserves another chance.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. this was only removed from vfh two goddamn days ago, my vote hasn't changed in that time - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 18:23, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment. The article has, however, if only slightly.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:39, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. InfiniteMonkey 19:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Wow....and I was just about to vote for this....FORE! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 19:56, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Perhaps if the little boy had a bit of quiet time before being rush back for judgement here, he might be able to examine why he didn't make it last time against. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:15, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:22, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For coming off due to the darwin rule doesnt make an article undeserving --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 02:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It's good, but there's better UnNews articles out there up for VFH right now. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 05:22, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:45, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 07:47, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Originally Nomed and Strong For -- Awesome article but you could have waited a bit longer to put in back on VFH, why did you take it off in the first place instead of vote for it? --Uncle J 14:08, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Around Christmas, we had maybe a half-dozen articles that were removed, renommed, and then featured. I don't know why everyone's making such a huge deal about it right now. I didn't vote for the first time, because there was crap in it before. Now that crap is gone.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:24, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment I Just checkd this page again and IT IS STILL NOT FEATURED! Look at the above timestamp and my below one!! I voted for the previousl featured version and the current nomination. FEATURE IT!!!! Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 18:30, 03 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Sadly, Against. The title is brilliant but the text, even with the changes, isn't keeping up.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:04, 27 February 2007 (UTC) Am changing of vote to For. Story is filled me with joy. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:35, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 08:17, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --The Rover 23:01, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Charles Dickens

Score: +12 Orphan Thieves
  • Nom and For - My first "style joke" article, and I believe it came out rather swimmingly. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 17:59, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • This is an entry in an electronic registry affirming the quality of a licensed submission to a web site, known by certain laypersons as a vote for. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:51, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • The man sat down in front of a square screen, with an unusual number of small buttons mounted beneath him, each with a letter of the Roman alphabet. Drawing himself up, he typed for.--Procopius 21:18, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Altough I'm ashamed to tell that I could not read it until the end, not that I am an unpolished working-class thug (yet still a sensible human being) and instead I may add the point regarding the article's prolixity, that is an writing style on itself but become somewhat unfashionable during the XX century when, by the way, all sensibilities become a little blunt, I'm afraid to tell. -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket [scream!] 21:29, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:39, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 23:12, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Gaberou 21:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:44, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:49, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Such a DICKens- --DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 18:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for. For me, the test of a "style article," as Judgement put it, has been to know how and when to plant a different kind of humor. There's not that much of that in this article, but it's funny nonetheless. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 00:46, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I get it. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:42, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage

Score: +15 Heart Pieces
  • Nom, and a vote for. Really well written news article that is funny without having to mention kittens or grues etc.--Benny Goodman 17:36, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I tried to buy a Wii. After failing to locate one at any local store, I was reduced to wandering the streets yelling "Wii!". Send bail money. Fast. Bubba's got this look in his eye. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:32, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It's funny, but a lot more could be done with it besides the "breaking pots" angle. Throw in some chicken abuse, lawn defacement, etc. and I'll gladly remove my Against. —rc (t) 19:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For- I can't believe no one has thought of this already lol --Uncle J 20:21, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • That was unintentional... I hadn't read that article. Though it is interesting that I happened to write it within a close vicinity of time after. I never intend to plagiarize, I'm not a Carlos Mencia. I attempt avoid that at all costs, and I actually did a bit of searching on here for any UnNews related to Link/Zelda to make sure it wasn't too similar to anything. I happened to miss the fact that the RPG article, which has conceptual similarities, could have any resemblance. - AhhDiddums 21:39, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • In that case, see bellow. ;) -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket [scream!] 21:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket [scream!] 21:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For OMGLOLOLOL, i R t3h AUTHOR -AhhDiddums 21:45, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 23:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I am the one who recorded the audio segment. --General Insineratehymn 01:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I found the whole thing very well written and quite funny. ShandraNicole123 05:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Nahhh. --L 06:00, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • All my base are belong to this article One of the funniest things I've read in Uncyclopedia. Congrats. Groove Bones 13:58 24 February 2007
  • Diffrc (t) 18:11, 25 February 2007 (UTC)


Score: +16 Happy voters
  • Self-Nom and For. This may struggle to get featured, due to its Britishness, but I really want to give it a go. In a nutshell, David Cameron is our leader of the opposition and has been often criticised for focusing on style over substance, most notably with his video blog: WebCameron. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I have no idea what it's talking about, but I liked it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:37, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The Britishness isn't a problem at all. It seems like the same political bullshit thrown around in any democracy. Pretty good.--Procopius 01:19, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Ya I get what he is trying to say and I understand the struggle of labor vs. conservative in England but its too political and not enough funnyness (my patented word) Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 18:00 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Britishness (or Britishocity) is no problem here, it's a very good satire on politicians trying to be hip in general. Very good article. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:45, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It's good. --Zarbag 10:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • This is my first time voting Tory. I feel dirty. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 12:03, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Not that I'm a thatcherite or anything... not that I'm saying you can't *think* I'm a thatcherite, you can if you want - it's ok by me --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 12:39, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I don't vote much, so this deserved it, prepare for launch.... (yes it's back, albeit in a shorter form) ...3...2...1...

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

  • For I was laughing by the end of the first paragraph. It may be focused on a UK politician, but it's also a satire on a variety of political types. Phantom Grammar 14:33, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh yeah! -- Hindleyite Converse 19:12, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yah! - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:53, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:52, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 06:59, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Don't know who he is, don't need to know. Beautiful concept. --So So 13:14, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, sorry, I didn't find it that funny. He doesn't come off as sufficiently out of touch. How about using outdated youth terms like 'bodacious' or 'mad for it'?--Nydas 14:02, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
I want to agree and at the same time I think that's been done to death. I just don't know... -- Lenoxus 15:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For This sure ain't Churchill's Conservative party... --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 07:20, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For This is the kind of warmth the government needs, you know? To connect, really connect with the people. -- Lenoxus 15:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Clever satire, marvelously not saying anything across the whole article.

H.R. Pufnstuf

Score: +14 Talking Diamond-Encrusted Flutes
  • Nom and For Fantastic, honorable mention at PLS. —Braydie 16:38, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • He's my friend when things get rough. THIS was my childhood people, thankfully it has had no lasting vegetable marrows. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 17:05, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah. Just like an acid trip, but without the flash backs. Iddy Bitty 21:10, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I have no idea what this is based on and don't really want to know. All I can say is For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  23:29, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm all for freakin' out man! Aah! Bugs on my skin, bugs on my skin! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:47, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Shandon 23:59, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For.--Procopius 01:22, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For ....hey is that a flute over there? - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:51, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • PHOUR CUZ I ER SEW JAKKD UP RIET NIOW. I loved this show. Not really, but this article is nice. --love, gustav talk at menope 22:51, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:45, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For because this was my childhood too. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 11:45, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:53, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:32, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Better than the show itself, not a hard thing to do, but still - its better. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 13:54, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

U.S. Presidential Election, 1840

Score: +13 drunks pushing a ball through town
  • N+F. Damnit, this is a great article and should have been featured in its last swing around VFH. Do right by Kwakerjak this time.--Procopius 01:54, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, just like before. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 02:06, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For Kwakerjak was a visionary, and he got wasted by the system. We squeezed him for all the cheap laughs we could get and threw him in the trash. It was an injustice to make him a one-hit wonder with Napoleon Bonaparte. He hasn't contributed in a while, but dammit, he could have been one of the greats. Sorry for rambling, and maybe I wouldn't have cared at all if he hadn't added to my own French Revolution article in the first place, but Kwakerjak is one of our most underrated authors, and the least we can do is posthumously feature something of his. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:46, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak against. Reads too much like a newspaper column from the time — a very clever column, mind you, but not much else. I'm picturing the speaker as an engaging, personable history teacher sprinkling lectures with fun commentary like this; I'm not picturing Featured. Then again, that could definitely be my own vague bias against commentary... —Lenoxus 05:09, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. Both mostly true AND hilarious. This is what I picture the best Uncyclopedia articles being.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:23, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for I am flipping my Whig over this article! And that its written with a hint of newspaper style is part of its charm. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:48, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:00, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • weak against Although this article is good in many places, the history teacher Lenoxus is referring to must be biased in a way I didn't find funny. Is saying a candidate ran as a stupid redneck over and over that funny? --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 02:13, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. What's funny is a party embracing that image, and getting the populace drunk enough to buy into it.--Procopius 02:23, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Not only that, but the article highlights the fact that this strategy, which anyone could easily see through, wasn't an isolated incident to this particular election. His cross-referencing other cases of the same ridiculous plan working throughout American history were what made this a gem.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:24, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Yeah... yeah... but... to me, that's kind of, I don't know, geekish. It's like an article discussing some strategy in World of Warcraft and repeatedly pointing out how the strategy shouldn't work but does anyway. It's like a decent standup routine, or lunch-break tale ("so then Harrison was all like, 'I'm a redneck, yo!' And man, you just know that one would slide."). As a basically liberal American, I'm all too used to the "redneck strategy" working; I'm way past the point where it's either funny or depressing in itself: it's just another tool, you know? grr... out of words... —Lenoxus 01:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)


Score: +18 animals on the ark... what? Oh. Burning bushes, then

Mae Zedong

Score: +14 Party members rising
  • N&F - A work of art. Great idea, well executed, and some very nice images too. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 19:15, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Self-For. The opening quote is Mhaille's, BTW.--Procopius 19:41, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I wasn't involved at all in this page. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:17, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yes. Oh, yes. R 21:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For The first true lol of an article in a while. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:26, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Brilliant. -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket [scream!] 00:53, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Mae West would've contracted and died of AIDS had she lived past 1980. Sorry I didn't light your fire mhaille. --AmericanBastard 01:17, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, although I am disappointed to see so many red links in a Procopius article. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:20, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Me, too. They're fixed now.--Procopius 16:45, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 00:53, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:54, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For the ever-hard workers of the world.—Lenoxus 05:54, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Uncle J 15:38, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Gaberou 05:51, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Mental illness

Score: +14! Mheh mheh mheh cluck!

Movie Trailer Announcer Guy

Score: +18 Thumbs Up
  • Self nom and for. I put a lot of hard work into this article, to make it look like a movie trailer. I think everybody will get the jokes. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 22:41, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. This looks a lot like Me, except it doesn't suck. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:00, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 23:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:53, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I've been watching this one since it was started, and it's come a long way. <baritone>It will be featured.</baritone> Nice job, PF4Eva! User:Wehpudicabok/sig 07:13, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Perhaps a few too many quotes in the way, but other than that, quite funny.  ;) -- Rei 23:13, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. The only funny part was the Youtube vid. --So So 02:56, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:31, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • against - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:02, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Rated R for foR Very good. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:31, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's original, and well executed --GAMESPOT=666 01:31, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Answering all my questions
  • Unsigned —rc (t) 06:12, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Very well done article. Dork Lord
  • Unsigned —rc (t) 06:12, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:33, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Helped out on this one Retrofuture42 13:43, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Coming soon to a front page near you. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:50, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for. The yellow text is VERY hard to read. Otherwise, good work.--Procopius 15:59, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for. Pretty good. goshzillacorrespondence 16:54, 20 February 2007 (UTC)!
  • For This featured article is not yet rated.--Dr. Fenwick 17:38, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. For obvious reasons Mr. Briggs Inc. 12:14, 26 February 2007 (UTC) Eh?
  • For Very good. --General Insineratehymn 02:36, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Why the hell not? --Imaginarykid27 04:38, 3 March 2007
  • Feature! --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 16:19, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

I just want to let you know...

You've probably already heard, but Mordillo and I are working on an audio for this. If I had some time, I'd work on a reskin as well. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:20, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Previously Featured

The Porchesian Holocaust

Score: +18 Deleted Countries

FeaturedBraydie 00:15, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom and For Brilliant writing. Great Concept. Perfect Images. This page has it all. --Yoshi-TRM 00:06, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Nice. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:39, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It was a sad day for Porchesia, but perhaps by remembering them they can live on.John1728 02:27, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • No, thanks. Internet memes, vandalism apology, not factual but a little obvious. Sorry. -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket [scream!] 02:40, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. The last paragraph (not a Moridillo piece) sort of explains the joke and spoils it. Remove it and I'll vote for.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 05:57, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment agreed and removed, with my apologies to infinitemonkey. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Hilarious.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:15, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. I laughed through the entire thing. (By the way, a false article deleted by a Wikipedia admin doesn't exactly count as a meme, does it?) User:Wehpudicabok/sig 06:48, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. /me bows my head honoring the people of Porchesia. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm gonna say yes for the same reason I felt compelled to edit it. Plus, the plight of the Porchesians must be heard! -- Hindleyite Converse 14:35, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:51, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:31, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, as if a billion Porchesians cried out, and fell silent.--Procopius 19:35, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Featuring this article would be the greatest honor we could give the Porcheseans. --Yoshi-TRM 21:16, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I tried recreating the Porchesia article on Wikipedia, but it was deleted in 30 minutes. --General Insineratehymn 01:57, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 12:58, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR Great work of investigative journalism. ((User:Ayatollah Gurkhmeini/sig}} 17:42, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. I've unintentionally created a storm of confusion over the naming: First, I proposed a move to Porchesian Holocaust (where it is currently), then Flyingfeline went ahead with the move (which I didn't notice, not having updated the page in enough time), then I changed the move template to Porchesia, but this was removed by Flyingfeline out of an understandable exasperation. (I also changed my explanation for this on the talkpage, but have since moved that to Flyingfeline's talk after it got blanked (again understandably) in the middle of my editing. So... yeah. We'll all get through this, I'm sure. —Lenoxus 00:46, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
You might as well vote for the bloody thing :) ~Jewriken.GIF 12:52, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
I guess, but it's just that I'm, well, so anal... I mean, is this an article about the Holocaust or the country? It's brilliant either way, of course. Oh, screw it.-- Lenoxus 18:14, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I'd better vote for it too. A shame that Porchesia became our own little Alderaan and that Danny was our Grand Moff Tarkin. Moff Danny, anyone? --チンドカ 11:00, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For despite the stupid name confusions. -- Lenoxus 18:14, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I went there on vacation last summer. It wa*User Gamiac deleted, for reason "He never existed"*
  • For Really well written. It's funny that a non-existent country could slip through Wiki's nets for so long. --Benny Goodman 22:54, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For The part about no one will have dominance over another person unless asked to during a sexual act did it for me lol --Uncle J 12:50, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:45, 2 March 2007 (UTC)


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